You Laugh you Lose: LinkedIn Influencer Cringe

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  • @codyko2
    @codyko2  8 місяців тому +356

    LUNCHTIME MERCH OUT NOW!: codysrunclub.com

    • @MustacheKat16
      @MustacheKat16 8 місяців тому +17

      Its so pretty along with who let me have fun is my favorite merch of all time

    • @leenakhanye
      @leenakhanye 8 місяців тому +6

      how does this say 1 hour ago when this video is 4 minutes recent?????!@$!@$@!%@£%

    • @spectrophobic
      @spectrophobic 8 місяців тому +3

      @@leenakhanye made public 4 mins ago not created

    • @JuhoSprite
      @JuhoSprite 8 місяців тому

      Please do a video with the entrepreneurs that would be hilarious

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 8 місяців тому +2

      What's a srunc lub?

  • @gabriellapatchell7583
    @gabriellapatchell7583 8 місяців тому +6319

    he knows that people watch this at lunch and starts the video with “drink piss”

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 8 місяців тому +158

      My lunch is piss. I mix piss with some corn flour to make kinda-cornbread and wash it down with a mug of warm, fizzy piss.

    • @808szn
      @808szn 8 місяців тому +43

      @@ElriuhiluI smoke marijuana for lunch🤤

    • @Evitaschannel
      @Evitaschannel 8 місяців тому

      Perfect thing to get my appetite going; some fresh hot piss

    • @yamothaisaverynizlady
      @yamothaisaverynizlady 8 місяців тому +40

      @@808szn hah, losers, you can do both 😎 🦅 🇺🇸

    • @thibautsalence3823
      @thibautsalence3823 8 місяців тому +5

      Same. I'm also European, so...

  • @manskken
    @manskken 8 місяців тому +1046

    the abusive use of linebreaks on LinkedIn is the most aggravating part of this whole shitshow

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 8 місяців тому +77

      Rules were made to be broken.
      Linebreaks were made to rule.
      Here's 72 reasons to abuse linebreaks while writing LinkedIn posts on your lunch break:

    • @chri6ssssss
      @chri6ssssss 8 місяців тому +36

      Linkedfluencers write posts just like andrew tate tweets☠️

    • @Th3Gr3mlinz
      @Th3Gr3mlinz 8 місяців тому +7

      @@peacemaster8117 I think you meant:
      Power Hour

    • @yamtroid
      @yamtroid 8 місяців тому

      twitter blue users do this too it's so annoying

  • @Grimstone666
    @Grimstone666 8 місяців тому +7519

    I gotta confess: I'm not eating lunch, I'm having dinner.

    • @LKblablabla
      @LKblablabla 8 місяців тому +61

      lol saaaame !!

    • @bandaid.bandit
      @bandaid.bandit 8 місяців тому +135

      I gotta confess: I’m starving

    • @Grimstone666
      @Grimstone666 8 місяців тому +34

      @@bandaid.bandit go have some breakfast!

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 8 місяців тому +52

      I'm having a 3:00 am snack.

    • @ellabrummett1613
      @ellabrummett1613 8 місяців тому +34

      I’m having breakfast😂

  • @Osakhomen
    @Osakhomen 8 місяців тому +543

    Just FYI, the person who said they "died" for 9 minutes was lying. If you die (cardiac arrest) and are resuscitated, you are staying in the hospital a lot longer than 5 hours.

    • @MrRemedy000
      @MrRemedy000 8 місяців тому +68

      not if you discharge yourself against the doctors orders and sign away the hospitals responsibility.

    • @jjay350
      @jjay350 8 місяців тому +48

      Well that and it's long enough to declare someone braindead.

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 8 місяців тому +11

      Maybe he couldn't afford the stay? It's different in America.

    • @DolphinsAreBetterThanHumans
      @DolphinsAreBetterThanHumans 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@jjay350then, it is def truth.

    • @MrRemedy000
      @MrRemedy000 8 місяців тому +9

      @@jjay350 depends if he was getting oxygen to his brain or not, if he was in the hospital when it happened then he is more likely to have been resuscitated correctly and have been provided adequate oxygen.

  • @bellaraspall4338
    @bellaraspall4338 8 місяців тому +2216

    did this goober just brag about walking 0.8 miles?.. that's like 15 minutes 😭😭

    • @JaraelMoonsilver
      @JaraelMoonsilver 8 місяців тому +387

      I mean, 15 minutes barefoot in the snow would suck lmao. I had to chase my aunt’s dog barefoot in the snow for 5 minutes and by the time I got him back inside I felt like I’d never feel my feet again 💀

    • @Swagger51
      @Swagger51 8 місяців тому +32

      Like 6 mins if you run

    • @squiglemcsquigle8414
      @squiglemcsquigle8414 8 місяців тому +7

      1.3 jn. Closer to 10mins

    • @i_dream_of_memes
      @i_dream_of_memes 8 місяців тому

      Y'all intentionally missing the fact it was through snow? Run a mile 6 mins barefoot in the snow

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 8 місяців тому

      I swear it doesn't even take that long, but I am a quick walker if I have a destination

  • @mckenziekelly4802
    @mckenziekelly4802 8 місяців тому +372

    The company I work for made a post congratulating someone I work with for working in the hospital room while she was in labor... They were like "She's a real team player"... Like no, it's sad that she can't afford to literally miss work for one day to just have a baby.

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 8 місяців тому

      Did she work in a hospital?

    • @mckenziekelly4802
      @mckenziekelly4802 8 місяців тому

      @@dinospumoni5611 No. She was working on her laptop, doing insurance/accounting.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 8 місяців тому +6

      @@dinospumoni5611 no it was remote working on a laptop

    • @CuteAnimalVideos2580
      @CuteAnimalVideos2580 8 місяців тому +6

      something that would be unheard of in Europe lol

    • @JJJuiceWRLDFan
      @JJJuiceWRLDFan 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@jojo-xh5ik ohhhhh brother this guy stinks, sorry to break it to you but business malpractices happen everywhere we don't even know where it happened the person didn't even say 🙄

  • @JarOfHeat100
    @JarOfHeat100 8 місяців тому +594

    how it happened that the guy who died for 9 minutes came back from the dead and it didn't reshape the way he saw life. like imagine dying and getting another shot at life and thinking "i should work more. i dont want happiness and i dont care about all my realtionship. i need to hustle more"

    • @bigfanofdong
      @bigfanofdong 8 місяців тому

      It’s a made up lie. If you are clinically dead for 9 minutes you would have severe brain damage

    • @MrRemedy000
      @MrRemedy000 8 місяців тому +27

      Thats addiction for you.

    • @jjay350
      @jjay350 8 місяців тому +55

      That and being dead for 9 minutes would do serious brain damage from oxygen deprivation.

    • @SuperSisby
      @SuperSisby 8 місяців тому +15

      America really does that to you.

    • @Farce13
      @Farce13 8 місяців тому +7

      Welcome to planet Earth, where you have to work to live. Praise the Almighty dollar

  • @sandyu2014
    @sandyu2014 8 місяців тому +613

    3:00 All I’m saying is she missed the opportunity to “walk a mile in these Louboutins”

    • @abbsterlicious
      @abbsterlicious 8 місяців тому +13

      BRO 😭😭😭

    • @marzello
      @marzello 8 місяців тому +7

      thats the most pop culture comment ever

    • @babavisnja901
      @babavisnja901 8 місяців тому

      omg

    • @maryamshaaban74
      @maryamshaaban74 8 місяців тому +2

      Someone kindly explain the joke to the non native English speaker, thank in advance 😅

    • @milkismurder
      @milkismurder 8 місяців тому

      @@maryamshaaban74 it’s because they don’t wear these shits where I’m from

  • @BrendanCampbell-ut3tx
    @BrendanCampbell-ut3tx 8 місяців тому +1567

    drinking pee taught me the true meaning of life. business. never drink your own piss. only the pee of those that have less money than you. show dominance. be an alpha male.

    • @dinoeatingpeople
      @dinoeatingpeople 8 місяців тому +26

      read this in the "be a man" guy's voice

    • @ZookaCooks
      @ZookaCooks 8 місяців тому

      What about in a survival situation?

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 8 місяців тому

      The fact that a guy out there is probably preaching this for real isn't even that shocking anymore

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ZookaCooksI'd rather die than drinking anyone's pee but mine
      except for my pets piss

    • @poolbwoy6585
      @poolbwoy6585 8 місяців тому +1

      royce du pont burner account

  • @jedinavi6736
    @jedinavi6736 8 місяців тому +383

    Anyone who’s not starting their day by flatlining for at LEAST 9 minutes per day, is just not invested in their own personal success.

    • @jjay350
      @jjay350 8 місяців тому +9

      Powernapping like a boss.

    • @therbert25
      @therbert25 8 місяців тому +2

      It's similar to a sauna regimen, no?

    • @solohomesteader
      @solohomesteader 7 місяців тому

      The real hustle is both flatlining and sunning your anus for 9 minutes AT THE SAME TIME. Anyone not doing that is just a loser.

  • @carsonlove531
    @carsonlove531 8 місяців тому +824

    That extra meal later in the evening could be a great time to say “sup” to your family, or friends. Probably would last an hour.
    Call it “Sup-hour”. Maybe “Sup-hr” for short (pronounced “supper”)
    Idk just white boarding over here

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet 8 місяців тому +65

      i like the shortened version of it, rolls off the tongue much easier. i have a feeling it could really catch on!

    • @therapymattersco
      @therapymattersco 8 місяців тому +34

      just remember people, there are no bad ideas here, let's keep it going

    • @amorekoos
      @amorekoos 8 місяців тому +42

      i don’t know i just don’t see this becoming a thing, no offense mate

    • @JJJuiceWRLDFan
      @JJJuiceWRLDFan 8 місяців тому +4

      You're clearly britsh i could tell​@amorekoos

  • @kailanimarcelo268
    @kailanimarcelo268 8 місяців тому +154

    the wedding thing, some of these ppl r so invested in "the grind" they forget to actually spend quality time w their loved ones. such a lonely life

  • @olandoblen5791
    @olandoblen5791 8 місяців тому +630

    Remember that mom that wanted her son and herself to pose for a thumbnail in the car after their dog died and he was genuinly crying but she kept saying he should look sad into the camera while posing with goofy sad faces herself? That picture just gave me a flashback

    • @anged5142
      @anged5142 8 місяців тому +93

      “Act like you’re crying” “I AM crying mom!”

    • @thisemailgetscheckedoncein5706
      @thisemailgetscheckedoncein5706 8 місяців тому

      I think she went to jail for child abuse

    • @abbsterlicious
      @abbsterlicious 8 місяців тому +37

      Bro that is shared trauma on all of us. I seen that video a few years ago n it randomly pops in my head🥺 if she felt ok doing that on camera WTF is that poor boy’s life like off camera?
      N then this past year a mom from a family vlog is prosecuted for child abuse!!! I tried to watch a deep dive on that but I didn’t get far in. That stuff isn’t easy to hear about in general.. but this was surreal. Usually a scandal like this COMES to light, but this was seemingly always on display! I never watched them but in that documentary even just the probably 1/3 I saw it was full of clips of this woman displaying abusive behavior. Like it made me so sick that these clips aren’t “uncovered” it’s AN EXPOSE of the vlog that was publicly posted to UA-cam, monetized, and she was just openly so evil. 😢

    • @nicanz1500
      @nicanz1500 8 місяців тому +19

      @@abbsterlicious the most we can hope for is that kids like him get therapy and go no contact. I don’t see any other way. I’d never truly feel safe around my mum if that were me

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 8 місяців тому +10

      I remember that :( social media parents are the worst

  • @Raigaara
    @Raigaara 8 місяців тому +85

    Big whoop on that lady walking less than a mile through snow. Doesn't she know my grams used to walk 20 miles over hills and forests through the snow, braving wolves and other wildlife just to get to school when she was 7 years old? That's the real mvp

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 8 місяців тому +1

      Your grams is Bear Grylls?

    • @Raigaara
      @Raigaara 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Random-sk6hm nah she's just an average eastern european grandmother

    • @yara-um6tx
      @yara-um6tx 8 місяців тому +2

      Why is this the same story my grades told me about her childhood😂😂

  • @charleshoover5638
    @charleshoover5638 8 місяців тому +642

    I’m a naval ship welder on lunch break these videos are goated. Feel like no one else in my demographic watches these but I do. Love you Cody

    • @taylorshaw7156
      @taylorshaw7156 8 місяців тому +39

      Cheers to you, internet mate! Enjoy your lunch:)

    • @imvery_ok1798
      @imvery_ok1798 8 місяців тому +37

      Yooo stay safe dude ur killing it

    • @Smashingblouse
      @Smashingblouse 8 місяців тому +23

      You’re not one of those guys that pretends to be on a ship or an oil rig to catfish old ladies out of their cash are you? 😂😂

    • @tackycardia
      @tackycardia 8 місяців тому +9

      Godspeed, ship welding comrade 🫡

    • @batxkissed
      @batxkissed 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Smashingblouse people do that??? Gay

  • @beclosbird8398
    @beclosbird8398 8 місяців тому +107

    The dad NOT telling the kid about his forgotten project (13:56) just to teach him to "remember it next time" makes my blood boil.
    I have to admit, I have pretty bad ADHD (along with depression and social anxiety). My parents - when I was younger - made it a habit to check off a list of things I needed when leaving the house. Like "Meds?", "Keys?", "Phone?", "Charger?" and so on. I'm 29, turning 30 in a few months, and I still use that list. It has saved me multiple times. Every time I leave my house I go thru that list, and it's only because my parents made that habit for me. There are times when "teaching your kid a lesson about life" works, and then there are times you just fuck up. This was a fuck up.

    • @ashknight6696
      @ashknight6696 8 місяців тому

      that one was seriously fucked up. imagine being that proud of contributing to your own son's failure and unhappiness.

  • @pusheenqueen519
    @pusheenqueen519 8 місяців тому +355

    Pretty sure the only thing that son is going to "learn" from his dad is that not all people deserve to raise children.

    • @KYLETISZAI
      @KYLETISZAI 8 місяців тому +1

      Which

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 8 місяців тому +26

      Seriously. Parents need to give their kids the tools to succeed, not just watch them fail as a “lesson.” That father could have used that moment as an opportunity to teach his son strategies to ensure he doesn’t forget projects at home. Instead, he taught his son that his father is unreliable and unsafe.

  • @BroheiOhtani
    @BroheiOhtani 8 місяців тому +35

    "weddings are a waste of money, instead of spending $50k on a wedding we literally threw $50k in the trash that we'll never see again and didn't have anywhere to get married"

  • @Piinkmenace
    @Piinkmenace 8 місяців тому +159

    You just know that The Bruce guy definitely became a toxic bosses go to 😭
    “Oh you can’t come in? Well Bruce literally died & still made it into work - so what’s your excuse?”

  • @Theworldisdoom3d
    @Theworldisdoom3d 8 місяців тому +45

    I like how cody is modest "fk yeah I sold a hat" knowing damn well all of his merch always sells out.

  • @FreyaWarr
    @FreyaWarr 8 місяців тому +676

    5:32 dude…seriously, if someone gave me $500 to not go to their wedding, that’s like a dream come true! That’s a real friend

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet 8 місяців тому +31

      same i’m happily taking that $500

    • @Thomas-ps9qk
      @Thomas-ps9qk 8 місяців тому +17

      Us introverts

    • @sourstrapped
      @sourstrapped 8 місяців тому +40

      I'd be so sad 😅 I'm pretty introverted myself but like Cody said, a wedding brings people's together and it's supposed to be a happy experience with loved ones celebrating the newly weds

    • @cuddIepup
      @cuddIepup 8 місяців тому +28

      ehh even being an introvert, a wedding is a happy and fun event for everyone. i think everyone should take the opportunity to go to one, especially your own friend's.

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 8 місяців тому +12

      You what's better than 500? Piss

  • @annieh.5049
    @annieh.5049 8 місяців тому +24

    sitting on a plane doing nothing, no music, tv, phone, just staring & thinking, is exactly what i did when i left my headphones in my dad’s car after he dropped me off at the airport, & in my travels, somehow managed to get my password wrong however many times it takes to disable an iphone for nearly 3 hours. a 2 hour flight feels like an eternity when literally all you can do is sit there

    • @ntielman2072
      @ntielman2072 8 місяців тому +18

      do you think maybe your dad saw the headphones, but didn't tell you anything cause he wanted to teach you a lesson?

  • @fhadekhemmy
    @fhadekhemmy 8 місяців тому +956

    The wedding guy sending 500 to all guests was just not it. If I was one of his friends, I would have gotten a few others that got the money together and party with our free 500 dollars.

    • @yamothaisaverynizlady
      @yamothaisaverynizlady 8 місяців тому +111

      Here’s the thing, if the couple is that obnoxious you might be dodging a bullet and getting a payout lol.

    • @swagedeliasphere
      @swagedeliasphere 8 місяців тому +9

      Nah you were investing in a party to get together 😊

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny 8 місяців тому +1

      Is $500 enough to make an investment?

    • @thehousecat93
      @thehousecat93 8 місяців тому +13

      @@JoseGrannyyeah. You can buy fractions of pretty much every stock but even the big stocks are rarely over $500. Apple and Amazon are both around $180 right now.
      You can invest whatever amount you want.

    • @ttt5020
      @ttt5020 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@JoseGranny I mean any amount is, you just gain a certain percent of the investment. General rule is stock market will gain you 10% a year (which 2-3% is reduced by inflation). So 50ish dollars the first year, then 55.. so not a sizable investment, no.

  • @racheldeschaine
    @racheldeschaine 8 місяців тому +24

    Congrats to the snowblower guy who was the first human being to figure out that people will pay more for convenience 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @MustacheKat16
    @MustacheKat16 8 місяців тому +127

    The way Cody is holding his cup in the beginning makes him look like such a dad

  • @SoupDumpling1031
    @SoupDumpling1031 8 місяців тому +28

    The costco guy really tried to make that about having a grindset and not being lazy, when older people die every year due to cardiac events from shoveling snow 😭

    • @Me-vn3gz
      @Me-vn3gz 8 місяців тому +4

      ppl really forget some ppl are disabled

  • @TheShazamProductions
    @TheShazamProductions 8 місяців тому +164

    Ngl if a friend sent me $500 instead having to go to a wedding I’d be pretty stoked lol, lunch funds are getting low 😅

    • @griffinbesnoff5084
      @griffinbesnoff5084 8 місяців тому +5

      Do you not have best friends it’s like if your brother gave you $500 and didn’t have a wedding. Like I respect it but the wedding is pretty important to me the parents everyone as well.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 8 місяців тому +1

      oh no how will you afford your power hour lunch??

    • @perhaps1094
      @perhaps1094 7 місяців тому

      ​@@griffinbesnoff5084I'm broke enough to take the 500 🥲
      Also 'do you not have friends' is a bit fuckin harsh lol
      Maybe they just don't like weddings??

  • @pouleart8197
    @pouleart8197 8 місяців тому +26

    I love how every time someone says anything negative about having a weddings he immediately gushes about how much his wedding was the best haha

  • @unpopularsagittarius
    @unpopularsagittarius 8 місяців тому +103

    right when i thought i had nothing else to watch. cody once again saves the day

  • @JuanOnJuann
    @JuanOnJuann 8 місяців тому +38

    “Did you Strava this” is hilarious

  • @hotgurl46863
    @hotgurl46863 8 місяців тому +1286

    literally as i sat down for lunch

    • @tehyaac
      @tehyaac 8 місяців тому +25

      hope it’s delicious pookie

    • @corpsegirl
      @corpsegirl 8 місяців тому +7

      Damn how early do you work 💀 it’s 10 am and already eating lunch? My lunch break is at 1 pm

    • @Jer_O_meee
      @Jer_O_meee 8 місяців тому +14

      It’s almost like it’s on a timed release schedule or something

    • @SlightlyLarger
      @SlightlyLarger 8 місяців тому +1

      Yo same

    • @ifyouknowmefromschoolyoudont
      @ifyouknowmefromschoolyoudont 8 місяців тому +35

      @@corpsegirlerm does chat not know about time zones?

  • @noahduncan4095
    @noahduncan4095 8 місяців тому +23

    That's actually what I liked about flights and long car rides where I'm a passenger. I can do whatever I feel like with no pressure to be productive in any way. Bliss

  • @Dh9292-rt9mb
    @Dh9292-rt9mb 8 місяців тому +60

    Cody making lunch themed merch is so fucking genius 😭

  • @sparksflylove
    @sparksflylove 8 місяців тому +11

    “Power hour? Nah I don’t need it, I had a power death nap this morning for 9 MINUTES 😤💪🏻”

  • @ОбуховВасилий
    @ОбуховВасилий 8 місяців тому +65

    Right in time for my POWER HOUR

  • @juliawoodcock5782
    @juliawoodcock5782 8 місяців тому +32

    I scroll LinkedIn as a form of self harm

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 8 місяців тому

      No 😭

  • @chamilleleonne
    @chamilleleonne 8 місяців тому +33

    His mini-rant on weddings was so sweet 😭💕

  • @jennifercanfield7339
    @jennifercanfield7339 8 місяців тому +24

    my sister literally dates someone like this and theyre the worst type of person to be around because its just constant yapping. I dont care that u worked christmas morning, I was having more fun blacked out on mimosas

  • @christopher.kennedy
    @christopher.kennedy 8 місяців тому +45

    Canadian living in NZ and these vids always drop first thing at 5am. Just in time for lunch.

    • @mochabearxx
      @mochabearxx 8 місяців тому +8

      Love eating lunch at 5am. Really wakes you up ☺️

    • @nicanz1500
      @nicanz1500 8 місяців тому +6

      Kiwi living in Amsterdam. Just in time for my second power hour.

    • @guyanomaly
      @guyanomaly 8 місяців тому

      Breakfast: 3:30 am
      Lunch: 5:00 am
      Dinner: 5:45 am
      Leaves the rest of my day completely free. Locked in, 100% focus.
      That’s the mindset of an entrepreneur.

  • @dreama7673
    @dreama7673 8 місяців тому +6

    I grew up in a puppy mill (my mother is a dog breeder), and she absolutely took pictures like that one with the kid and their dog. She'd put them up on her business social media pages. I don't speak to her anymore.

    • @annie-up8xt
      @annie-up8xt 8 місяців тому +3

      first 7 words made it sound like you’re a dog

    • @dreama7673
      @dreama7673 8 місяців тому +1

      @@annie-up8xt woof

  • @WillCooks
    @WillCooks 8 місяців тому +195

    Should've abbreviated it to Linkedinfluencer Cringe

  • @stasiyaxo
    @stasiyaxo 8 місяців тому +2

    i’m having a pretty shitty year and i’m so so grateful for ur videos cody, they genuinely make me laugh and forget all the bs

  • @emmy372_bce0
    @emmy372_bce0 8 місяців тому +38

    TINY CODY AT HIS TINIEST YET ‼️

  • @SOPHtheLOAF4318
    @SOPHtheLOAF4318 8 місяців тому +8

    Cannot express how funny it is to me that Cody is drinking out of a mug and refusing to use the handle

  • @carsonlove531
    @carsonlove531 8 місяців тому +74

    Pro tip: if you’re on the west coast, just eat a late breakfast

  • @lolafendetti970
    @lolafendetti970 8 місяців тому +3

    the editing to make tiny cody's shadow also move and be tiny is PEAK

  • @AlizaJayne
    @AlizaJayne 8 місяців тому +96

    18:06 snow blower? I hardly know her!
    You missed a perfect Kurtis Conner opportunity 😆

    • @fillipfrance7403
      @fillipfrance7403 8 місяців тому

      And he decided to once again say something mildly homophobic.

    • @vicca0618
      @vicca0618 8 місяців тому +19

      @@fillipfrance7403as a queer person, the joke is not insulting. Clearly, it was a joke.

    • @AlizaJayne
      @AlizaJayne 8 місяців тому

      @@fillipfrance7403in addition to what Vicca said, it is also clear that it is a joke that is directly making fun of a dude who seems like he is homophobic, showing just how dumb he is with his archaic views and insane advice. Aka someone “like him” seems like they would probably also be a loser who is homophobic.
      Clearly Cody is an ally, and not someone who needs scolding with this. Just take a breath, many other people are actually a threat to gay and queer people, like those in congress and the supreme court of the US.

    • @AlizaJayne
      @AlizaJayne 8 місяців тому +6

      @@vicca0618and also as a queer person (pansexual) I’m also with ya on that! Clearly a joke! And beyond that, clearly with meaning that emphasizing how dumb homophobia is.

    • @luGnar
      @luGnar 8 місяців тому

      queer person #3 and like you said, these jokes are moreso dogging on insecure cishet dudes that have a rigid concept of masculinity lol

  • @_Kuma_
    @_Kuma_ 8 місяців тому +8

    9:02 you can only be dead for approximately 4 minutes before serious brain damage occurs

  • @challengingperson-d9h
    @challengingperson-d9h 8 місяців тому +20

    okay i love how all the colors for your merch are named after food!! and i love the merch shoot. killing it

  • @Enderception
    @Enderception 8 місяців тому +6

    The "I had a power 9 minutes this morning" just killed me

  • @ጽጽ
    @ጽጽ 8 місяців тому +16

    Even the CIA couldn't get that info out of me bro, and these people are just running their lips unprovoked 💀😂

  • @yunekoVT
    @yunekoVT 8 місяців тому +21

    the cyber security guy's wife died of cringe

  • @ReesieandLee
    @ReesieandLee 8 місяців тому +95

    I waited on the founder of LinkedIn, when I started to talk to the kids I was told to only speak to the nanny.
    Well excuse the fuck out of me!
    It was a burger joint on the beach , it wasn’t some fine dining situation.
    They were garbage.

    • @waterfall5660
      @waterfall5660 8 місяців тому +10

      This is crazy omg 😭 hate when bad people get rich

  • @pellmell1320
    @pellmell1320 8 місяців тому +40

    The saddest thing about the guy whose wife died, is that he probably posted that for engagement - since he is trying to get hired (using the “open to work” label) 😢
    I have to wonder if that’s its own commentary on the depressing state of the job market, driving people to desperate moments.

  • @cryspbacon
    @cryspbacon 8 місяців тому +18

    “snowblower? um no, i’m not gay”
    i choked on so many fluids

    • @ntielman2072
      @ntielman2072 8 місяців тому +2

      Ha! I see what you did there!

  • @bluratrix
    @bluratrix 8 місяців тому +5

    when he talks it’s just lowkey maladaptive daydreaming he’s talking to no one

  • @calpatus1149
    @calpatus1149 8 місяців тому +1

    had to keep quiet at 2:40 am from laughing for like 5 minutes straight at "thinking for 8 hours, raw dog". i paused it, only to get hit by "just die on the flight"
    i love you man

  • @foreverdraws9703
    @foreverdraws9703 8 місяців тому +17

    wow i cannot believe that she invented eating lunch. she deserves a grammy

  • @seanwelfringer2647
    @seanwelfringer2647 8 місяців тому +4

    He’s publicly being pumped has to be one of Cody’s best lines.

  • @mideox08
    @mideox08 8 місяців тому +9

    i love how he says "this can't be real you cant think you did something good" instead of thinking it just didn't happen

  • @imawafflelad8641
    @imawafflelad8641 8 місяців тому +9

    7:50 „wait babe, I’m having a power thought“ iykyk

  • @tonythevillain
    @tonythevillain 8 місяців тому +32

    I don’t think “what I learned from drinking piss” has every been said before until now

    • @barbieoftheweek
      @barbieoftheweek 8 місяців тому +5

      Bear Grylls has entered the chat

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 8 місяців тому

      I'm sorry to inform you but there are entire communities of people who drink piss for alleged medical benefits, so I'm sure that sentence has been said many many times before

    • @vogelvrouw
      @vogelvrouw 8 місяців тому +2

      It definitely has with the amount of people drinking piss "for health"

    • @luGnar
      @luGnar 8 місяців тому

      ​@@vogelvrouwi unfortunately know someone who went down that path 🤪 they're for real

  • @ConnQuestt
    @ConnQuestt 8 місяців тому +2

    I went to school with the Forklift guy at the end. He once did a zoom call for our group project shirtless and while making a protein shake... Grind doesn't stop for this man

  • @reaganjaegan
    @reaganjaegan 8 місяців тому +6

    That guy talking about how much people overspend on weddings had me in the first half. People do 100% spend wayyy too much on weddings, but you probably spent more giving people 500 dollars for nothing than you would on a small wedding. My husband and I had a courthouse wedding and Chick-fil-A catering at my parents' house after with a cookie cake. Best decision ever.

  • @katieasbury1316
    @katieasbury1316 8 місяців тому +2

    Every day for the last four years, I’d watch a Cody video while getting ready for school. And now, todays the last day of school and im graduating. Last getting ready for school with Cody.

  • @VChambly
    @VChambly 8 місяців тому +12

    the end credits are always a banger, give us that royalty free shiiiiit youre making.

  • @karottensteak2404
    @karottensteak2404 8 місяців тому +8

    13:09 yo good job editing him tall. gets me every time 😂

  • @melbatoast1985
    @melbatoast1985 8 місяців тому +32

    You need to delegate the piss gatherers to get piss and say "I will be having Piss" followed by goblin noises.

    • @gomoestas
      @gomoestas 8 місяців тому +4

      I' literally crying, you're the funniest😂😂😂

    • @melbatoast1985
      @melbatoast1985 8 місяців тому +1

      @@gomoestas Thanks
      😄😄😄

    • @cassidyconroy4101
      @cassidyconroy4101 8 місяців тому +2

      This comment is so fucking funny oh my God

  • @carpedagon5401
    @carpedagon5401 8 місяців тому +1

    I’ve pavloved myself with Cody’s videos. I see he’s posted and suddenly my mouth is salivating.

  • @TW-dv1im
    @TW-dv1im 8 місяців тому +37

    Cody should do "time for dinner" merch, us UK fans are eating our roast chicken and boiled potatoes to his videos

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 8 місяців тому +3

      Proper British grub. You better not be seasoning those potatoes.

  • @noellelily1838
    @noellelily1838 8 місяців тому +9

    Dead for 9 minutes guy is gonna have "worked really hard" on his gravestone

    • @jjay350
      @jjay350 8 місяців тому +1

      "got lots of likes on linkedin"

  • @FLOORTHREE
    @FLOORTHREE 8 місяців тому +23

    literally just as i sat down for lunch (its 3am in Australia and i am laying in bed)

    • @Bigpapies
      @Bigpapies 8 місяців тому

      Its literally 5pm in ghana

    • @liyahliyah694
      @liyahliyah694 8 місяців тому

      It’s literally 3am in Bali

  • @Yew_Toob
    @Yew_Toob 8 місяців тому +26

    The internet has been around for way to long if we have LinkedIn influencers

  • @M_T240
    @M_T240 8 місяців тому +34

    12:56 “height: Taller than Cody” 😂

    • @ZadeINC
      @ZadeINC 8 місяців тому +8

      Had to be accurate

  • @JamSome
    @JamSome 8 місяців тому +4

    *Other UA-camrs:* I got to wait one minute before I swear or say anything crude so that UA-cam doesn't demonetize me.
    *Cody:* HERE ARE DIFFERENT WAYS YOU CAN DRINK YOUR PISS.

  • @ante03
    @ante03 8 місяців тому +18

    'linkedin influencer' we are in hell

  • @teehee35627
    @teehee35627 8 місяців тому +2

    This guys i knew first year in uni dropped out and became one of these guys. His posts go CRAZY

  • @helena2485
    @helena2485 8 місяців тому +3

    Lol it‘s funny to think that the dude probably died BECAUSE he was working so much. He did not see the irony there

  • @bazookajane
    @bazookajane 8 місяців тому +1

    I noticed that little sip and “ahhh” you ain’t fooling no one 15:49

  • @sydneyhausherr3988
    @sydneyhausherr3988 8 місяців тому +4

    me watching this video while eating lunch on my mandatory "power hour"

  • @nataliedean3119
    @nataliedean3119 8 місяців тому +1

    having my late night snackie!! just bought my first Cody merch after being a fan for 6 years😘

  • @NZKiwi87
    @NZKiwi87 8 місяців тому +2

    We got married with just two witnesses in a grove of redwood trees, didn’t want anyone there but us. Everyone’s wedding is different, just like everyone’s marriage is 😊

  • @albinhelen514
    @albinhelen514 8 місяців тому +2

    I love how Cody enters a UK accent with "elluh" 12:00

  • @Deochar
    @Deochar 8 місяців тому +38

    I just sat down for lunch and cody is already talking about drinking and harvesting piss.... isnt this just great

  • @jiannadalman8660
    @jiannadalman8660 8 місяців тому

    i was at work and was doing a slight celebration. so i just hit a “let’s go” and started doing the victorian jig and laughed so hard. cody never has to try and be funny. like that whole thing went viral and he was just being him. 10/10 meme and also my favorite way to celebrate

  • @rachels9776
    @rachels9776 8 місяців тому +6

    im not watching this on my lunch, im watching this on my power hour

  • @strawb3rrystorm
    @strawb3rrystorm 8 місяців тому +2

    devastatingly missed opportunity to title this LinkedInfluencers

  • @ellismith2745
    @ellismith2745 8 місяців тому +12

    my european friends its DINNER TIME

  • @Novasux
    @Novasux 8 місяців тому

    Man you’ve always been funny but your comedy has like evolved over the last year and I’m here for it😂😂

  • @seanmuffin1461
    @seanmuffin1461 8 місяців тому +4

    $2 Billion can get you abooouuuttt a house and maybe two cars and groceries for the week

  • @amelia-gl7dn
    @amelia-gl7dn 8 місяців тому +1

    im always watching cody on my lunch break from work🙏 im actually doing it rn😂

  • @manujha1334
    @manujha1334 8 місяців тому +4

    I am playing Should I stay or should I go behind the video and the banner saying "THERE IS REAL PISS IN THE CUP" came on with a beat drop 💀

  • @makaylaedwards1342
    @makaylaedwards1342 8 місяців тому

    everytime cody talks about how im probably eating lunch, im mid bite and have a mild panic attack
    love the videos 🙇🏼‍♀️

  • @Methdemon
    @Methdemon 7 місяців тому +4

    POWER HOUR?!?!?! And I get to CHOOSE what I want to do? Jeez, that's too much now. So many endless possibilities and for what seems an eternity's worth of time to spend! Can't wait to speed eat this shitty pizza and be bloated and fart for 6 hours while my energy levels are at all time low. So much power flowing through me

  • @jaylareep3022
    @jaylareep3022 8 місяців тому

    zade, thank you kindly for bringing back the slurping noises when cody doubles over in laughter

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 8 місяців тому +9

    Also a shovel costs significantly less to produce than the electric one

  • @yxxiaz
    @yxxiaz 8 місяців тому +1

    "that dog is dead af though" IM ROLLIN

  • @inexena
    @inexena 8 місяців тому +7

    Bro I put this shit on TV for lunch and my dad asked me why I was watching UA-cam videos about drinking piss wtf 😭😭

  • @TheRadiostar72
    @TheRadiostar72 8 місяців тому

    Cody brings me so much joy! Being a dad has made him even more hilarious!