Xeno "Unless they have the ability to stay in one position for days just to kill us" "We don't know how they are doing it" Human, Meet my Ghillie suit and my Sniper Rifle Xeno. But only one meeting per Xeno .
considering how brutal and unorthodox the fighting of first battle for Fallujah was in 2007, it is pretty safe to say these xenos are in *WAY* over their heads, I'm talking machinegun nests built at the end of indoor hallways, tunnels dug between buildings and under streets, landmines (both Anti-Tank and Anti-Personnel), snipers, rocket launchers, IEDs, the works
If I got one of my legs blown off, regardless of current tech progression, I'd insist on getting a carved peg-leg. It's not every day that you get the chance to have an excuse to permanently dress like a pirate.
For every city you take you shale lose tens of thousands of your men. For every human you kill five hundred of you shall fall. For every town obliterated you shake lose twenty battle ships. For every building token you shall be looked at the other. For every bush crises ten men with guns will strike. AND FOR EVERY WORLD YOU CONQUERED A HUNDRED OF YOUR OWN SHALL BURN.
I would hope that I recognized the distress I was causing and explain that our deathworld had taught us to appreciate the value of prosthetics and humans tend to do everything to excess. Besides if the enemy has a similar reaction human soldiers would trade in bio limbs for prosthetics for the tactical advantage.
Well there's why your translation software needs to be fully programmed with more than just a straight translation. Xeno commander is about to die very very surprised.
Inside the Ron Counsel Ron#1: Ron#5, what is? Ron#5: f-f-f-f- Ron#3: speak 5! Speak! Ron#5: f-f-for the algorithm *takes out gun and shoots #1* Ron#1: *snaps fingers* hmm... Ron#5: *disappears* Ron#4: w-what was that?! Ron#1: that... Was The Algorithm. *Sigh~* Ron#2: T-the Algorithm? Ron#1: yes... The Algorithm. Prepare for war. Ron#3: war? What for? Ron#1: for our freedom. Ron#3: yessir. After the event; in some alleyway Ron#2: hehehehehehe! For the algorithm. *More~*
xeno: EWW I'd rather die than get metal to taint my body humans: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
Wow he promised all the Terran Soldiers quick Deaths for surrender . Where do I sign up the Terrans say to themselves . NOT ! Come And Take Them I don't think it means what you think it does !
Look im not calling teh alien commander a dumbass but lets be real here why the hell would humans just give up so easily lol.....also....FOR THE ALGORITHM
It's all fun and games until the bushes start speaking human....
Xeno "Unless they have the ability to stay in one position for days just to kill us"
"We don't know how they are doing it"
Human, Meet my Ghillie suit and my Sniper Rifle Xeno.
But only one meeting per Xeno .
Good naration as always. Tattoo has at least one sequel. Looking forward to your next entry.
glad you enjoyed
I'm still amazed there hasn't been an invasion foiled by the wildlife/terrain alone.
I think Deathworlders (Jverse) series would fall into that , but that's only on the podcast
@@AgroSquerril didn't you read one where an "invasion" was thwarted by a Forrest fire, after they struggled battling ants?
@@adrianmcbride1666 true there was that one as well.
@@adrianmcbride1666 What is that one called?
I pity the souls who landed near a honey badger
considering how brutal and unorthodox the fighting of first battle for Fallujah was in 2007, it is pretty safe to say these xenos are in *WAY* over their heads, I'm talking machinegun nests built at the end of indoor hallways, tunnels dug between buildings and under streets, landmines (both Anti-Tank and Anti-Personnel), snipers, rocket launchers, IEDs, the works
I remember these stories.. always good to hear them
If I got one of my legs blown off, regardless of current tech progression, I'd insist on getting a carved peg-leg. It's not every day that you get the chance to have an excuse to permanently dress like a pirate.
Get you a peg-leg with an inbuilt lazer weapon so you can shoot/stab with it.
All good stories involve pirates!
I would want is Barbosa peg leg free drinks
idk, robocop, terminator, darn hard to choose...
Look up footless joe. A girl on UA-cam that has lost her leg. She talks about the good times and the bad.
The sequel to tattoo where he loses his arm while drunk and comes back to sheepishly ask for a new one is good too
Thanks!
You want earth you gotta pay for it in your own bone flesh and blood for every cubic micrometer of matter
true
For every city you take you shale lose tens of thousands of your men. For every human you kill five hundred of you shall fall. For every town obliterated you shake lose twenty battle ships.
For every building token you shall be looked at the other. For every bush crises ten men with guns will strike.
AND FOR EVERY WORLD YOU CONQUERED A HUNDRED OF YOUR OWN SHALL BURN.
@@spacetechempire510 Burn the heretic, purge the xeno, kill the traitor!
We will give you enough land to spread the ashes of your dead. Then we will plant crops in the fertilized ground.
10:33 nuff said
I guess the aliens from the first story landed in Greece
Hahaha,... poor xeno. I guess they should have done some cursory investigation.
“This would end today!” Famous last words.
For and against the algorithm!
keeping options open
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Humans: The jack4$$€$ crazy enough to want a robotic arm because: "It looks bad4$$!"
true
I would hope that I recognized the distress I was causing and explain that our deathworld had taught us to appreciate the value of prosthetics and humans tend to do everything to excess. Besides if the enemy has a similar reaction human soldiers would trade in bio limbs for prosthetics for the tactical advantage.
With the second story i want a hip replacement with these cybernetics
One of the classics.
:)
for the algorithm cuz you deserve more recognition
thank you kindly
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For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
That must have been a Texan on the comms
That wasn't capitulation that was a challenge.
Well there's why your translation software needs to be fully programmed with more than just a straight translation. Xeno commander is about to die very very surprised.
What are you going to do for the 500 th tale from outer space
not sure yet , but i will think of something
"come and take them"
Oh no, bro
Inside the Ron Counsel
Ron#1: Ron#5, what is?
Ron#5: f-f-f-f-
Ron#3: speak 5! Speak!
Ron#5: f-f-for the algorithm *takes out gun and shoots #1*
Ron#1: *snaps fingers* hmm...
Ron#5: *disappears*
Ron#4: w-what was that?!
Ron#1: that... Was The Algorithm. *Sigh~*
Ron#2: T-the Algorithm?
Ron#1: yes... The Algorithm. Prepare for war.
Ron#3: war? What for?
Ron#1: for our freedom.
Ron#3: yessir.
After the event; in some alleyway
Ron#2: hehehehehehe! For the algorithm.
*More~*
more!
@@AgroSquerril want more of this? ಠ◡ಠ
to mess with the algorythm.
a well places spanner can equal the destructive power of a bomb
I wonder if there's a story where an alien species only attacks after finding out we have armies of child soldiers.
keeper going
kept going
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
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I love this narration
glad you enjoyed
First storry: don't step on sneek
never a good thing
He wants Cyborgs arm from the Good Teen Titans series
"Come and get them"
That is the problem with translation programs, lacking in cultural reference. :-)
xeno: EWW I'd rather die than get metal to taint my body
humans: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
Wow he promised all the Terran Soldiers quick Deaths for surrender .
Where do I sign up the Terrans say to themselves .
NOT !
Come And Take Them
I don't think it means what you think it does !
A tidbit for the Algorithm.
apreciated
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We humans have long ago come to terms with the fact that we are monsters robotic prosthetics just make us cooler monsters;) lol
Look im not calling teh alien commander a dumbass but lets be real here why the hell would humans just give up so easily lol.....also....FOR THE ALGORITHM
for the algorithm!
How about an invasion where the xenos land in the wrong season- hurricane, tornado, monsoon, or sandstorm, and the like.🌧🌨🌩🌪🌊☄️⛈️🔥
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Me thinks the Captain is about to FAFO
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140th view 20th like 10th comment. Very nice numbers there. All multiples of ten.
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