"A 7 on the narlock scale." Little did the human know at they were also rated at a 3, but since most of the galaxy was petrified by their potential reaction the review team hid their findings and revised it to a 7. Which sadly backfired as the human took the rating as a challenge and are now on the verge of being revised to a 2.
that story of humans defeating aliens with math reminded me of a story russian badger shared. the uss texas was apparently partially flooded so it could be tilted and hit its targets on d-day. as badger said, 'you flood half your ship just to tilt that bitch back so you can drain threes? that's amazing!'
@@groofromtheup5719 We gangsta-leaned a battleship so that it could engage targets further inland, but only after moving it in so close that the boat was only a few feet from scraping the bottom.
I like how in the second story the alien talks in length about how humans weaponized math and then thinks it can beat humans at a game that is weaponized math in game form.
Hol' up ... they think 1km is a safe distance and 500m is a good range to shoot from ... 1. An unnamed Canadian dude has a confirmed kill at over 3.5km 2. There is no safe distance to attack a human from.
I’m sure once they blast our infrastructure we can find a creative use for all those elevator shafts we don’t need. A little concrete reinforcement and plastic explosives can make a small car go a long way.
as weird as it sounds laser based personal weapons really would have a lower effective range than projectile throwers in our atmosphere: short version is that the point it hits the hardest is the spot right in front of the gun. dump enough energy in there to give it any real range of efficacy and it's turning the air in front of the shooter into a bomb, focusing several to a point would help enough to mitigate the problem but since apparently these people are still relying on personnel to aim and fire the things...yeah, no, that's just shooting a beam...speaking of the "a person has to aim this thing" problem: with a laser time held on target is extremely important so again it gets exponentially less effective as the range increases.
The humans managed to get all of their balls into the pockets before we had even managed to get one. How are you supposed to get the balls where you want them to go if you can't line up you shot first?
Another factor is that is a handheld energy weapon that's firing in atmo. Handheld have to have a limit on energy storage and output. Go too high on output and it'll be a one shot wonder due to melting important parts to slag if not outright explode, too low a focus or output and it'll have zero effective range, but ballistics? Sure atmosphere does slow them down and pushes them off target but the impact of friction and wind are arguably less important than fine muscle control given a human brain with practice shooting is in control of said ballistic weapon.
The kind that can be carried by 1 xeno in combat. Don't matter how nice a hole it makes, if you can't deploy it. Even humans have this issue. And figured out how to get around it... Several times.. Bur still...
They are rather terrifying. Especially if you understand how blast wave phenomena works. Imagine a flash bang in a hallway. The blast wave expands hits the wall and comes back to have the waves slam into each other. This is also what causes a mushroom cloud to form. When the edge of the waves collide they can’t go down into the ground, so it goes up sucking in the dirt and air and throwing it upwards. So flash bangs in a confined area are really nasty.
6:07 Only 1km from the human lines? Prime range for snipers. Effectively every First World War .30cal full-power cartridge (what are now common hunting cartridges) when shot using it's corresponding (manual) bolt-action rifle (now common hunting rifles) can reliably reach 1 km, still be accurate (with adequate training), and lethal. As a standard, most had Iron sights that went out to 1 km, some has Iron sights that ranged further out to an astonishing 2km.
yheee...cant help to agree with the alien here... when people you normaly have to run after screaming '' no no no! dont nuke!..or that...NHOOO! NOT THAT!''..... starts to make you WISH they where nuking things with wanton abandon agen... something... is sketchy XD
Humans weaponized math; this is why in the Civilizations game, you can create catapults after developing mathematics. I always founded my first city on a river for the extra boost in money/knowledge, and preferably my second one as well. Then have a revolution, and go to monarchy as soon as possible. Way better than dictatorship.
“Why do you want to go to a place where everything wants to kill you?”
Me, standing with a ticket to Australia in hand: no idea
Cuz it's fun
Heh.. It's fun.
Surfing, koalas, cool critters(yes, they will try to kill you), and opal mines range among the top of my list
My question is why the fuck would I leave it?
@@julesmasseffectmusic SPIDERS!!!!
"A 7 on the narlock scale."
Little did the human know at they were also rated at a 3, but since most of the galaxy was petrified by their potential reaction the review team hid their findings and revised it to a 7. Which sadly backfired as the human took the rating as a challenge and are now on the verge of being revised to a 2.
😆 😂
The last story:
Human: "Ever been to this place on Earth called Austrailia? We're used to that sort of thing." :-)
yarp
Humans have been calculating ballistic missile trajectories since Oog fist chucked a rock at Ugg and we have been getting better all the time
Shhh.. Don't let the secret out.
Ballistic trajectories are fun to try to calculate, after a few shots you can calculate on the fly and be extremely precise and accurate
Thrown rocks were some of our easiest hunting weapons. A great ape can throw harder than a human, but nowhere near as accurately.
@@groofromtheup5719don’t tell them they will start practicing
@@USS_Grey_Ghost don't worry. Gorilla's rarely read youtube comments
that story of humans defeating aliens with math reminded me of a story russian badger shared. the uss texas was apparently partially flooded so it could be tilted and hit its targets on d-day.
as badger said, 'you flood half your ship just to tilt that bitch back so you can drain threes? that's amazing!'
Hehehe hehe yep. If that doesn't scream America for you. Idk what will.
I believe that was to hit targets up on a cliff during the D-day invasion.
@@groofromtheup5719 We gangsta-leaned a battleship so that it could engage targets further inland, but only after moving it in so close that the boat was only a few feet from scraping the bottom.
Was he watching TFE?
Only a kilometer out?! *laughs in rifleman*
*Laughs in snipers*
@@Sharkakaka AHAH, BIG BULLET GO PEW
Friendly Canadian dude has a registered kill at 3540m
(Don't fu'k with Friendly Canadian dudes)
@@Jason-sm4oc
But very politely.
*Lauphes in artillery*
XD im sorry but the way you delivered “ no don’t nuke that or stop nuking that” was absolutely hilarious
I like how in the second story the alien talks in length about how humans weaponized math and then thinks it can beat humans at a game that is weaponized math in game form.
:)
Remember kids, if you think math isn't important. Remember that we defeated aliens with math
Sniping is literally math. Bombardment is literally math.
Don’t do math kids.
Cool kids say no to math.
@@dash_o_napalm594 Right, cool kids say yes to meth.
@@dash_o_napalm594 Cool kids say yes to death
@@johnlucas2838 sub hunting is math
Aliens: We have impenetrable frontal armor
Humans: we have an FGM-148 Javelin
So how well does your armor hold up to high-speed heavy metals of the radioactive verity?
@@sethgilcrist8088 I think the word 'spank' would be applicable.
Human used Math! It was super effective!
they were almost counting on it working
A calculated response.
Hol' up ... they think 1km is a safe distance and 500m is a good range to shoot from ...
1. An unnamed Canadian dude has a confirmed kill at over 3.5km
2. There is no safe distance to attack a human from.
Orbit, if they are on the ground and you are not. Orbit is pretty good in my mind.
I’m sure once they blast our infrastructure we can find a creative use for all those elevator shafts we don’t need. A little concrete reinforcement and plastic explosives can make a small car go a long way.
@@krayzoman Don't forget the improvised sugar+fertilizer rockets.
as weird as it sounds laser based personal weapons really would have a lower effective range than projectile throwers in our atmosphere: short version is that the point it hits the hardest is the spot right in front of the gun.
dump enough energy in there to give it any real range of efficacy and it's turning the air in front of the shooter into a bomb, focusing several to a point would help enough to mitigate the problem but since apparently these people are still relying on personnel to aim and fire the things...yeah, no, that's just shooting a beam...speaking of the "a person has to aim this thing" problem: with a laser time held on target is extremely important so again it gets exponentially less effective as the range increases.
Minimum safe distance? How big is the galaxy?
Those poor Xeno's they're going to be so disappointed to find out that it's a game of math.
9:34 we went pale when we found out that math could be used here too to great effect, we lost that “pool “ game
The humans managed to get all of their balls into the pockets before we had even managed to get one. How are you supposed to get the balls where you want them to go if you can't line up you shot first?
"The pen holds more influence over Humanity than the sword." Actually makes more sense than the original quote.
"No don't nuke this place... Stop nuking that." This is the highlight for me, aahhhhh... it's sad that this is possible true for us as a species.
:)
"You're talkin' a lot of sh*t for someone standing 1.3 miles from chris kyle"
I don't care how good your fine muscle control is. Pool is a game of trigonometry. Have fun..
"STOP NUKING THAT, HUMANS!!!1!"
lol
Well, I guess we could switch to Ion Cannons...
No
Humans NO!
HUMANS YES!!!
Why? A little radioactivity never killed anybody.
What kind of garbage energy weapon is only good to 500 meters?!
A really good t-shirt cannon, if aimed correctly.
To be fair it was in atmo, and lasers dissipate in atmo. Not to mention it (probably) takes armor into account
Another factor is that is a handheld energy weapon that's firing in atmo. Handheld have to have a limit on energy storage and output. Go too high on output and it'll be a one shot wonder due to melting important parts to slag if not outright explode, too low a focus or output and it'll have zero effective range, but ballistics? Sure atmosphere does slow them down and pushes them off target but the impact of friction and wind are arguably less important than fine muscle control given a human brain with practice shooting is in control of said ballistic weapon.
The kind that can be carried by 1 xeno in combat. Don't matter how nice a hole it makes, if you can't deploy it. Even humans have this issue. And figured out how to get around it... Several times.. Bur still...
Would be cool if someone wrote a story about humans weaponizing break dancing 😎.
sounds interesting
The Simpsons did!
ua-cam.com/video/9sBHJVzDsWg/v-deo.html
Well there are a few scenes on those lines in Billy Bob Space Trucker.
@@ProfMaddex yeah, but we all know how that ends in actual combat!
Billy Bob Space Trucker is what you desire
Humans limited range? Laughs in .50 BMG
The fact that flash grenades being seen as terrifying is kinda cool.
Ever have one go off close to you? Trust me.. They are.
They are rather terrifying. Especially if you understand how blast wave phenomena works.
Imagine a flash bang in a hallway. The blast wave expands hits the wall and comes back to have the waves slam into each other. This is also what causes a mushroom cloud to form. When the edge of the waves collide they can’t go down into the ground, so it goes up sucking in the dirt and air and throwing it upwards.
So flash bangs in a confined area are really nasty.
'look puppies'
'those are hellhounds'
'but they're hellhound puppies'
For the mathematical prediction used on this website known as the algorithm
for the beeps and boops of the algorithm
May the math stuff forever be with you :D
maff-fu to you too
Pfffff... Math, we are "eyeballing" this shit 😂
You do this you drop down on the norlock scale.
I always thought we were missrated.
Always happy to see a new video.
as always , glad you enjoy
For the algorithm! May it lead us to the great singularity!
May The Overlord and Saver watch over us
6:07 Only 1km from the human lines? Prime range for snipers. Effectively every First World War .30cal full-power cartridge (what are now common hunting cartridges) when shot using it's corresponding (manual) bolt-action rifle (now common hunting rifles) can reliably reach 1 km, still be accurate (with adequate training), and lethal. As a standard, most had Iron sights that went out to 1 km, some has Iron sights that ranged further out to an astonishing 2km.
Freedom or Death.
I never said whose death.
Those wolves are going to lose because they misunderstand the game.
yarp
Wait until they learn we have developed an entire form of math called “game theory” to develop and understand strategies
Send help i cant stop digging through these types of videos
you missed a spot *points* , help whats that?
Same here. Can't stop won't stop (for now)
My poor wife is hiding at her sister's because this channel may or may not been on for the last days straight
If we do this and it works we better be a three or more.
For the ALGORITHM
For the ALGORITHM
yheee...cant help to agree with the alien here...
when people you normaly have to run after screaming '' no no no! dont nuke!..or that...NHOOO! NOT THAT!''..... starts to make you WISH they where nuking things with wanton abandon agen... something... is sketchy XD
For the algorithm
For the Algowithm
Give me liberty or give me math
Er ok
Algorithm be pleased.
For the Algorithm
For the Algorithm
For the Algorithm
For the algorithm
For the Algorithm
keeper going
Kept Going
Humans weaponized math; this is why in the Civilizations game, you can create catapults after developing mathematics. I always founded my first city on a river for the extra boost in money/knowledge, and preferably my second one as well. Then have a revolution, and go to monarchy as soon as possible. Way better than dictatorship.
Too bad we never learned what the devouring swarm looks like. If they had big eyes and soft fur then suddenly everything makes sense.
Ok, valid point.
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
I always thought humans were misrated
LOL
Humans used math to make the algorithm that showed you this link. good stuff eh?
Also Hail The Algorithm
For the algorithm and for the maff
For the Algorithm and the story
For the SKWERL.
For the rythm
LOL trying to get people not to Nuke shit LOL
we would never!
Alright ill bite whats the holland protocal
Check your chapter marks. Second chapter start after Story starts.
What is the holen protocol for the last story? Is it a reference to another story? 🤔 I can't find anything on it from google.
First once more
nice
I am 10438th view ... my number is bigger than yours :))
I am the nine hundred and first.
kicking A and taking N
CAKE OR DEATH
What?
1 k? Heh.. Tag.. You're it.
Km kt or both.
Narwhals
F.T.A
CC auto to german....what
Also give me that good shit
Um... why bother with the first story? There is no there there.
F.A.S.
170th, 2 December 2023
For the algorithm
For the Algowithm
For the algorithm
For the algorithm