I was paid to speedrun Cooking Mama
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- Опубліковано 3 кві 2021
- Jaiden stopped by the stream and donated subs to speedrun cooking mama 2: dinner with friends. So I beat her record.
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One of my new favorite past times is watching unassuming innocent souls be terrorized by mama, thank you for this
(oh and congrats on the record hahaha!!)
You should do a video critiquing him
Edit; ily u do great stuff
i immediately scrolled to the comment section after seeing this vid in my recommended to see if you would be here lol
We caught the Jaiden in the wild
they are not prepared
Everyone loves watching souls burn to mama
Cooking Mama, more stressful and difficult cooking than even real life, and you don't even get to eat it at the end
HI
hi pat
SwSh curry in real life, Pokemon Pizza, Cooking mama IRL coming soon to a computer near you.
Did you know they turned Curry from Sword and Shield into a real thing?
THIS
fucking lost it at "we have to be quiet so the soup doesn't get upset" followed by loud-ass blowing. thank you for my life Mr Ant
I like how he shouts "WE CAN GET MAMA ARRESTED" so excitedly.
but the reality is, he's the one getting arrested. you see, Mama only *TOLD YOU* to cook it. She didnt cook anything.
GET SMALL ANT HE DESERVES JAIL TIME
@@wackyanimations3326 Except: The law was against the de-finning of sharks, not the preparation of shark fins for consumption
@@BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver so.. the fisherman...
@@wackyanimations3326 Yes
@@wackyanimations3326 How can you be sure Mama didn’t just grab the shark and rip off the fin herself
Ah yes, I do enjoy pizza cooked at room tempature for 0 minutes.
Just like how Mama used to make.
If this was in Fahrenheit it would be cooked at freezing tempature
@@Onlyitsmereid 250 Celcius would be pretty typical for Pizza though. And I think 250 Fahrenheit would be too low right?
Lunchables pizza
59 seconds lol
SmallAnt: MY mom doesn't peel HER apples 😌
SmallAntMom: DONT YOU SLANDER ME LIKE THAT
that sounded wrong tho
Yes, it sounds very wrong
13:22 congratulations, I played this game in my childhood for years and you managed to mess up in a way I’ve never seen before. I had absolutely no idea you could just yeet the rolling pin.
*upstairs, you hear a faint *CRASHHHHHH* right after a loud as frick *IMMA SO MAD IM JUST GONNA FLING DA FKING THROW THE ROLLING PIN*
@@_C4RB0N_ Do you need a therapist?
I didn't even know that was possible! I guess the game has to find a way to fail you on that part...
I see Jaiden's gone full Megamind and is actively creating her own rivals.
With a game as insanely frustrating as Cooking Mama, especially with the only gold medals stipulation, it’s very well worth it for the entertainment value in my humble opinion
She's like being Gary Oak, Pissing off other trainers to encourage them and creating his own rivals
Megamind, Vriska, I see no difference
@@Pablo360able I did NOT expect a homestuck reference here.
My favorite part is when he threw the meat around.
The Legend says that gordon ramsey was trained by mama and his constant screaming is the result of him failing the cooking mama rice cracker
He was the first to discover yelling at the soup worked
Legend says also says that he trained under Mama until he could perfect every recipe she had. And I don't mean getting a 100 on it. You get a bonus for perfectly centering the stamp on the cookies and rice crackers. I mean that sort of perfect.
I think you mean the Rice Crackers. Cookies are tame by comparison.
Edit: *Sees Edit* I see my services are no longer required.
@@Micolino9878 okay, but the bonus is on both, which is why I mentioned it.
@@syndere6755 I was replying to the first comment, actually.
“EVEN BETTER THAN MAMA”
- SmallAnt (2021)
Gordon Ramsay its fucking raw
I need a compilation of him saying that
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We gotta get him to play Babysitting Mama.
17:58 The way he just breezed through that compared to Jaiden is just so ironically hilarious.
Yeah very anticlimactic compared to her experience lmao
Really indicative of the kind of experience speedrunning this game, that everyone who tries it, despite seeing MASSIVE time saves, NEVER attempts it again. I just don't think people are willing to do runs this long more then once for the meme, and I imagine the soundtrack gets really grating.
I don’t think it's the length, seeing as how GTAV 100% or Just Cause 3 100% are legitimately being run, but rather the frustration and repetitiveness more than anything
@@blueshell292 True. Some runs, will never be done more then once for the length alone. Mario 602 Challenge and Zelda BOTW 100% come to mind. People have done it! They won't be doing it again.
I love how his mom was just like “I peel my apples tanner” disapprovingly
Best part of the video, hands down.
@@Champion919Games the fact his mom watches his streams is the most interesting part
His mum streams doesn't she? 😅
Was that actually his mom.
@@jamesrussell3060 yeah Tanner featured her in a stream
*After Smallant beats Jaiden, he can get to the final boss, Gordon Ramsay*
You fool. Gordon Ramsay is only the first form. The final dorm of the final boss is the cooking mama within
I would pay enough money for 4 more years of college if it meant getting to watch Gordon Ramsay play Cooking Mama.
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*cooking papa*
The boss before Gordan would be The Pioneer Woman
14:20 "my DS is on red" I haven't heard that phrase in SO long, and it's exactly how it was said as a kid. There was no "I'm low on battery" or anything like that, it was just plain "it's on red"
33:23 HE WAS TRYING SO HARD LOL. Hilarious that Cooking Mama was able to force a dedicated speedrunner to concentrate this hard
The wave of speedrunners doing this game has revealed that Jaiden is an undisputed god at the video game to be able to speedrun this in only 6 hours on her first attempt.
While she had to take care of a bird as well.
Tbf she said that she used to play it all the time when she was younger, most people speed running it is a blind attempt
Well to be fair, she didnt play it blind, she said she used to play it alot as a child and remembered the rice crackers
@@vergonhaalheia9308 Playing something as a kid over 10 years ago doesn't really help that much. When I was young I got so good at Contra I could beat it without losing a single life. If I were to pick the game up again today, I doubt I'd even reach the final level in 7 hours, let alone beat the game.
One key factor is that, because the main game mechanic is using a stylus to draw on the touch screen in a precise manner, speedrunning this game requires a completely different set of skills than speedrunning a platformer like Mario Odyssey or Super Metroid.
You know what else does require roughly the same skills as speedrunning Cooking Mama?
Animating. :)
I love how excited he is when he realizes mama can go to prison
*proceeds to bash Mama's hand in *
I’m kinda glad about that.
@@adriangutierrez7860 she won't be able to torment other poor chefs
time stamp?
@@congratulationsmerry6386 27:42
This game perfectly captures the energy of cooking around the holidays for my family. Either you do it right or you’re outta the kitchen
Can’t wait for Cooking Mama: Prison Bake
Ye lol
I love how Jaiden singlehandedly made Cooking Mama 2 a popular game to speedrun
Yeah she is like the biggest youtuber animator
@@kiattim2100 The Top 5 Story Time Animators. StoeyTime Animators are the ones like Jaden and James or Alex Clark. Animators are like Alan Becker or literally anyone who animates
@@destrocore50 if an animator is anyone who animates then Jaiden is also an animator? Why even correct that
@@DanDansk I'm just saying that there are many animators out there who can ankmste better than Jaiden but she is one of the best story time Animators. Compared to other Animators in general she's about C tier (not trying to sound rude) but in Storytime animating she's S tier if you get what I mean
@@destrocore50 Kiatti wasn't even saying Jaiden is the most skilled, just that they're popular. I don't see the need for you to try correcting them on something they didn't even mention.
Just hearing him yell excitedly “it’s better than mama” gave me a bizarre sense of happiness
Wholesomeness. Not happiness
@@averageproblem what a bizarre reply to say the least
Aww! XD Yess
7:07
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I’m surprised the dozens of times ant said “therapy!” didn’t make it into this video
i was expecting at least one of them to crop up
1960: "we will have flying cars in the future!"
2021: "time to watch a man yell and scream at virtual food!"
77 likes and no comments I fix that
"Let's try an easy one"
" *mango pudding* "
I wept
*Nail the hard part*
"That was an easy one ! :D"
Somewhere, someone cried tears of frustration.
@@thibautisserant It was probably Jaiden
@@Guardian-of-Light137 it was absolutely Jaiden
I could sense Jaiden's rage when Ant emptied the mango pudding perfectly first try
"Good! That was an easy one!" I just came from watching Jaiden's run, she was definitely mad at the ease with which ant did it
I just love how he says “ YES ITS EVEN BETTER THAN MAMA”
"I bet you can't even taste this Mama, you don't even have a nose" -SmallAnt
The words “Even better than mama” don’t even sound like words anymore
Nothing sounds like words anymore whenever Mama talks.
Canada epic
Yo Canada Guy may I have a vaccine?
@@creeds968 Lmao
This is exactly why I scrolled comments and I'm only 6 minutes in
Headline: man who claims to be 6 legged insect attempts to quickly cook mother
This would make the best news article
Loll
What.
Video titles ran through google translate 20 times
did mother tasted good?
As much as I applaud him for doing this blind, I can't help but feel sorry for him that he chose to do it blind
This was so fucking stressful cause I’m used to him being a master of everything, ant not being perfect is painful, but in a good way
2:15
All that pencil sharpening training prepared him for this moment
Hi first
ok but what
@@timgabriel8861 imagine being first couldnt be me
You are everywhere!
How many subs can I get from this comment current:1380
It took a professional gamer and speedrunner two attempts to beat the funny youtube animator's first run. Goes to show that Jaiden really cooked so well that she became the mama.
she had the game as a kid and practised each one before she started
That mango pudding had nothing on the Mama.
@@jonathanodude6660 years ago though and her 3ds was kind of broken as a kid so it was hard she said that in the video. She knows some stuff but not all
@@jonathanodude6660 I played Crafting Mama as a kid a bunch of times and I forgot 95% of it lol. Also no she didn't, she wasn't even aware of how many recipes there were until one of her friends googled it.
@@beyondviolet i misunderstood what she said. so she didnt practise as i thought she did, but she had gotten all the golds before. she could remember the ones she struggled on, and she was wayy faster than smallant was.
I remember playing this game, I thought it was a gentle fun cooking game. I did not realise the stress I was about to endure
some earlier mamas games were genuinely brutal lol, and not because they were hard
I just love the moments where he's like
"It's fine..its okay..everything is fine..*plop* *DAMMIT!* "
"You just have to be really quite to make sure the soup doesn't get upset."
Quote of the century.
Quiet not quite, both of these terms have completely different meanings.
Oh, so when Jaidin and Smallant cook mama then they are “streamers” and “gamers”, but when I do it then I’m a “murderer” and “cannibal”.
Reminds me of a Scottish bridge builder I used to know...
Ugh, rich privilege am I right?
ah yes jaidin
I agree. The things famous people can get away with is terrible
I hope no one else like your comment 😭 and many others start commenting I order to have
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I've been following ant for some time now and suddenly he drops a cooking mama 2 run!? This is one of my favorite childhood games. Never knew I needed this!
Imagine seeing your mom boiling some water and she just starts yelling at it XD
Just your regular Tuesday
I just love how his mom is always in chat
She actually has her own stream now
It’s very sweet and lovely to see how great their relationship is and how supportive she is :)
@@parkerstern1800 Woah cool! What’s the stream name?
@@sanenomg smallantmom. She’s streaming right now actually
@@parkerstern1800 that's soo wholesome omg
“I peel my apples Tanner...”
This part killed me.
I remember at the start of the very first Cooking Mama stream (yes, I was there at twitch) that smallAnt got 2 gold medals in a whole hour. (It was very entertaining)
“IT SHRUNK, I HATE THAT!”
Smallant 2021
“I am an egg white pro-“
*immediately spills egg onto the counter*
Poor Ant.
20:48
he's also an egg yolk pro
'Even better than mama' and 'Mama's going to prison' are now two of my favourite phrases
@Hand Grabbing Fruits
Your intention in all honor, you only make yourself look unlikeable while changing absolutely nothing in the world
@Hand Grabbing Fruits
sure whatever
@Hand Grabbing Fruits How about 'Mama\'s going to prison'
Idk why, but Ant saying I'm an egg white pro and then immediately dropping the yolk cracked me up
It was eggcelent comedic timing
"Cracked me up"
I see what you did there
17:11 "Lets try an easy one. Mango pudding." yeah....
Mama: “Remember your training”
Smant: “We didn’t have training”
Smallant: running around looking for the charger for DS
Me: that is some good nostalgia
So funny to see full adults going nuts because their cooking is better than Mama... No one forgets the trauma of disappointing Mama, we strive to keep her and ourselves happy
I played this so much as a kid and absolutely loved it :D thanks for giving me some well needed nostalgia :,)
Watching this made me realize how Jaiden is actually quite skilled considering her first attempt is only 23 minutes behind SmallAnt's record (with Ari losing her time).
Yeah but Jaiden played the game as a kid, so she already knew how it worked. She could probably improve her time and beat Ant if she tried again.
Also her broken DS
@@connaeris8230 didn’t SmallAnt have medals on the game already? Or was it just preowned?
@@vanillune he did, but he reset that data at the beginning (it was a pre-owned)
@@vanillune it was pre-owned
“Even better than Mama%”
15:42 hmmmm... SUS
Smallant is so wholesome and funny I love binging him for hours
Smant: can’t I get mama arrested for making this? Also smant: continues cooking the dish he thinks is illegal
I haven't watched the video yet, but I've played the game and I'm betting this remark was about the shark fin soup.
@Jade Juniper Yup
@@graygravity3856 27:42
@@joelellks4063 wow. Impressive
XD Trueee
“One last thing we gotta do”
*proceeds to break her two hands with a hammer*
His mom coming into chat to own him for not peeling apples is hilarious
2:24 poor DS felt those slaps blasting them cheeks
Jaiden be out here challenging him knowing he's a god gamer
It's always a fun day to watch god vs mama.
It’s actually funnier watching him play something that he has no experience in
*No DS' Were Harmed in the Making of This Speedrun*
At first I thought Mama was this kind gentle soul that wants to enjoy cooking… but now I realize she’s a sleeper villain like Tom Nook. Except unlike Tom Nook, she’s an acute perfectionist and a criminal for having us cook up Shark Fin Soup
Alpharad crushed Jaidens spirits through gambling, now she crushes those of others through Cooking Mama.
The coinflip brought us into this timeline.
Whats this about?
pokemon charity stream
@@legion999 A while ago Jaiden and Alpharad did a charity livestream, a Pokemón randomizer stream to be exact. But with the twist of releasing random mons upon reaching donation goals.
Let's just say that Jaiden decided to challenge Fortuna and it didn't go well.
I randomly fast forwarded and first thing I hear is "Can Mama go to prison? PRISON MAMA"
I think it's going great
Time stamp now.
@@MisterEbu about 28:00
get mama arrested%
Who on the development team was like “you know what would be fun? Stamping 18 rice crackers in a row. That sounds like lots of fun. “
Watching your videos always makes me smile X3 once I'm a lil less busy I want to watch some of your streams too!
As Jaiden said, “I’ll cook you so well I’ll become the mama”
"Mama is deliberately sabotaging this speedrun, and I do not respect that." mood
Jaiden and Ant, my two favorite UA-camrs. Thank you for this🙏
Little piece of trivia, shark fin is not illegal to cook in your house. What is illegal is finning (fishing the shark, cutting the fin, tossing the rest of the carcass back in the ocean). After that, a lot of countries banned shark fishing altogether BUT not the serving of shark fin meals. Other countries banned the import of shark fins but if you got some through the black market or something, technically you're in the clear as long as you don't serve them publicly. So if Mama is defended by Phoenix Wright in her trial, she might avoid prison.
I love the crazy cartridge spinning in the intro because he's speaking so loud the mic picks it up even without talking into it
Your icon takes me back. It's been YEARS since OFF's peak...
It's so cool seeing youtubers from completely different genres connecting with such things
29:45 this is the best quote
Watching Tannner lose it over cooking is definitely the kind of content I'm thankful for.
"We have one recipe left"
"So he have about half the run left"
Jaiden could singlehandedly mentally destroy the speedrun community with this
During this video I just imagined Jaiden just watching the stream in like a villain pose sipping some tea saying: "Let the hate flow through you"
When he blew on that soup. OMG I’ve never laughed harder 😂😂
Honestly seeing him first try the plating section of the mango pudding was so hype. Unbelievable performance
Nice shirt
Hey,PointCrow! Your most recent dish tutorial looks delicious. 10/10 for effort.
Hey, have you ever dealt with collectors anxiety?
Here before this comment get hearted
Do you ever get collectors anxiety?
Hi Eric! It's nice to see you over here!
the chat was so supportive and funny aww!
I love how dude got more excited for gold medals in this than he did for achieving goals on lockouts vs pros in BotW and Minecraft, traditionally considered more "adventurous" games
Sometimes I won't watch smallant for months, then I'll watch 10 videos in 2 days
Relatable.
"Cooking Mama Is Now On Switch"
perfect for your time in jail
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
32:46 I love how the chat just slowly speeds up especially towards the end.
28:14 Why us it that I can just imagine Cooking Mama 3: mama goes to jail, then one of the recipes is just how to make toilet wine
After Mario died on March 31st Small Ant decided to go to Mama for support.
Super Mario 35 😭
r.i.p. mario so join his funeral I am hosting!
*I am once again asking for your financial support*
And Mama decided that he would suffer
@@dillongardner2070 true but I think Jaiden suffered more
"I didn't realize talking over your food can ruin it."
-Tanner Ant/Smallant, 2021
WOW SMALL ANT SAID THAT WHEN I WAS READING YOUR COMMENT WHATS THE CHANCE OF THAT
@@ultraaxolotl6906 Lol
This bringed me so much nostalgia I teared up
This video was really good, thanks :D
Never thought I'd see the day that Ant plays Cooking Mama
Then you haven't been watching his streams
with his mama watching
On the dead 3ds
I feel bad saying the 3ds is dead because I used to play it for hours on end when it came out :(
@@familymccafferty5504 i still do
Alternative Title: 24 year old man terrorized by a digital Mama in a cooking game.
Because why not
@@strawberryk1ng yeah, it would be r/technicallythetruth
Oh man this vídeo is SO funny, good job! 🤣🤣
I just love all the videos of small ant, but i specially love that he is the type of guy who dont makes two videos out of this. And just provides us with top content :3
jaiden: gifts subs in his stream
ant: thanks, i'll *take that record now*
me the second I get to bed before sleeping: 15:17
Ayo whatttt
That’s what she said
G R A B T H E M E A T
Me, at all times: 7:08
@@void9962 Y E S C A R E S S T H E M E A T
The Phoenix Wright "Hold It!" was a super awesome, subtle addition. Props to the editor for that one.
2:14
this man seriously went Normal Series: Consecutive Pen Tapping