One of my new favorite past times is watching unassuming innocent souls be terrorized by mama, thank you for this (oh and congrats on the record hahaha!!)
13:22 congratulations, I played this game in my childhood for years and you managed to mess up in a way I’ve never seen before. I had absolutely no idea you could just yeet the rolling pin.
but the reality is, he's the one getting arrested. you see, Mama only *TOLD YOU* to cook it. She didnt cook anything. GET SMALL ANT HE DESERVES JAIL TIME
The wave of speedrunners doing this game has revealed that Jaiden is an undisputed god at the video game to be able to speedrun this in only 6 hours on her first attempt.
@@vergonhaalheia9308 Playing something as a kid over 10 years ago doesn't really help that much. When I was young I got so good at Contra I could beat it without losing a single life. If I were to pick the game up again today, I doubt I'd even reach the final level in 7 hours, let alone beat the game.
One key factor is that, because the main game mechanic is using a stylus to draw on the touch screen in a precise manner, speedrunning this game requires a completely different set of skills than speedrunning a platformer like Mario Odyssey or Super Metroid. You know what else does require roughly the same skills as speedrunning Cooking Mama? Animating. :)
With a game as insanely frustrating as Cooking Mama, especially with the only gold medals stipulation, it’s very well worth it for the entertainment value in my humble opinion
Really indicative of the kind of experience speedrunning this game, that everyone who tries it, despite seeing MASSIVE time saves, NEVER attempts it again. I just don't think people are willing to do runs this long more then once for the meme, and I imagine the soundtrack gets really grating.
I don’t think it's the length, seeing as how GTAV 100% or Just Cause 3 100% are legitimately being run, but rather the frustration and repetitiveness more than anything
@@blueshell292 True. Some runs, will never be done more then once for the length alone. Mario 602 Challenge and Zelda BOTW 100% come to mind. People have done it! They won't be doing it again.
@@kiattim2100 The Top 5 Story Time Animators. StoeyTime Animators are the ones like Jaden and James or Alex Clark. Animators are like Alan Becker or literally anyone who animates
@@DanDansk I'm just saying that there are many animators out there who can ankmste better than Jaiden but she is one of the best story time Animators. Compared to other Animators in general she's about C tier (not trying to sound rude) but in Storytime animating she's S tier if you get what I mean
@@destrocore50 Kiatti wasn't even saying Jaiden is the most skilled, just that they're popular. I don't see the need for you to try correcting them on something they didn't even mention.
14:20 "my DS is on red" I haven't heard that phrase in SO long, and it's exactly how it was said as a kid. There was no "I'm low on battery" or anything like that, it was just plain "it's on red"
Legend says also says that he trained under Mama until he could perfect every recipe she had. And I don't mean getting a 100 on it. You get a bonus for perfectly centering the stamp on the cookies and rice crackers. I mean that sort of perfect.
It took a professional gamer and speedrunner two attempts to beat the funny youtube animator's first run. Goes to show that Jaiden really cooked so well that she became the mama.
@@jonathanodude6660 years ago though and her 3ds was kind of broken as a kid so it was hard she said that in the video. She knows some stuff but not all
@@jonathanodude6660 I played Crafting Mama as a kid a bunch of times and I forgot 95% of it lol. Also no she didn't, she wasn't even aware of how many recipes there were until one of her friends googled it.
@@beyondviolet i misunderstood what she said. so she didnt practise as i thought she did, but she had gotten all the golds before. she could remember the ones she struggled on, and she was wayy faster than smallant was.
Watching this made me realize how Jaiden is actually quite skilled considering her first attempt is only 23 minutes behind SmallAnt's record (with Ari losing her time).
I've been following ant for some time now and suddenly he drops a cooking mama 2 run!? This is one of my favorite childhood games. Never knew I needed this!
@@legion999 A while ago Jaiden and Alpharad did a charity livestream, a Pokemón randomizer stream to be exact. But with the twist of releasing random mons upon reaching donation goals. Let's just say that Jaiden decided to challenge Fortuna and it didn't go well.
Little piece of trivia, shark fin is not illegal to cook in your house. What is illegal is finning (fishing the shark, cutting the fin, tossing the rest of the carcass back in the ocean). After that, a lot of countries banned shark fishing altogether BUT not the serving of shark fin meals. Other countries banned the import of shark fins but if you got some through the black market or something, technically you're in the clear as long as you don't serve them publicly. So if Mama is defended by Phoenix Wright in her trial, she might avoid prison.
So funny to see full adults going nuts because their cooking is better than Mama... No one forgets the trauma of disappointing Mama, we strive to keep her and ourselves happy
I remember at the start of the very first Cooking Mama stream (yes, I was there at twitch) that smallAnt got 2 gold medals in a whole hour. (It was very entertaining)
I fricking love watching SmallAnt! He's one of the most humble, wholesome, genuine UA-camrs/streamers I've ever come across. And also he is extremely funny. His comedy is straight forward, and his comedic timing is impeccable! Also, he was really getting into Cooking Mama 😂
Okay weird biology time. So the tongue covers 5(or 6 depending on who you ask) different tastes including bitter, sweet, sour, etc. Any other sensations that make up "flavor" actually come from scent and a meal's "flavor" is the brain interpreting both taste and smell at the same time.
One of my new favorite past times is watching unassuming innocent souls be terrorized by mama, thank you for this
(oh and congrats on the record hahaha!!)
You should do a video critiquing him
Edit; ily u do great stuff
i immediately scrolled to the comment section after seeing this vid in my recommended to see if you would be here lol
We caught the Jaiden in the wild
they are not prepared
Everyone loves watching souls burn to mama
Cooking Mama, more stressful and difficult cooking than even real life, and you don't even get to eat it at the end
HI
hi pat
SwSh curry in real life, Pokemon Pizza, Cooking mama IRL coming soon to a computer near you.
Did you know they turned Curry from Sword and Shield into a real thing?
THIS
13:22 congratulations, I played this game in my childhood for years and you managed to mess up in a way I’ve never seen before. I had absolutely no idea you could just yeet the rolling pin.
*upstairs, you hear a faint *CRASHHHHHH* right after a loud as frick *IMMA SO MAD IM JUST GONNA FLING DA FKING THROW THE ROLLING PIN*
@@_C4RB0N_ Do you need a therapist?
I didn't even know that was possible! I guess the game has to find a way to fail you on that part...
Ah yes, I do enjoy pizza cooked at room tempature for 0 minutes.
Just like how Mama used to make.
If this was in Fahrenheit it would be cooked at freezing tempature
@@Onlyitsmereid 250 Celcius would be pretty typical for Pizza though. And I think 250 Fahrenheit would be too low right?
Lunchables pizza
59 seconds lol
fucking lost it at "we have to be quiet so the soup doesn't get upset" followed by loud-ass blowing. thank you for my life Mr Ant
I like how he shouts "WE CAN GET MAMA ARRESTED" so excitedly.
but the reality is, he's the one getting arrested. you see, Mama only *TOLD YOU* to cook it. She didnt cook anything.
GET SMALL ANT HE DESERVES JAIL TIME
@@wackyanimations3326 Except: The law was against the de-finning of sharks, not the preparation of shark fins for consumption
@@BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver so.. the fisherman...
@@wackyanimations3326 Yes
@@wackyanimations3326 How can you be sure Mama didn’t just grab the shark and rip off the fin herself
The wave of speedrunners doing this game has revealed that Jaiden is an undisputed god at the video game to be able to speedrun this in only 6 hours on her first attempt.
While she had to take care of a bird as well.
Tbf she said that she used to play it all the time when she was younger, most people speed running it is a blind attempt
Well to be fair, she didnt play it blind, she said she used to play it alot as a child and remembered the rice crackers
@@vergonhaalheia9308 Playing something as a kid over 10 years ago doesn't really help that much. When I was young I got so good at Contra I could beat it without losing a single life. If I were to pick the game up again today, I doubt I'd even reach the final level in 7 hours, let alone beat the game.
One key factor is that, because the main game mechanic is using a stylus to draw on the touch screen in a precise manner, speedrunning this game requires a completely different set of skills than speedrunning a platformer like Mario Odyssey or Super Metroid.
You know what else does require roughly the same skills as speedrunning Cooking Mama?
Animating. :)
I love how his mom was just like “I peel my apples tanner” disapprovingly
Best part of the video, hands down.
@@Champion919Games the fact his mom watches his streams is the most interesting part
His mum streams doesn't she? 😅
Was that actually his mom.
@@jamesrussell3060 yeah Tanner featured her in a stream
I see Jaiden's gone full Megamind and is actively creating her own rivals.
With a game as insanely frustrating as Cooking Mama, especially with the only gold medals stipulation, it’s very well worth it for the entertainment value in my humble opinion
She's like being Gary Oak, Pissing off other trainers to encourage them and creating his own rivals
Megamind, Vriska, I see no difference
@@Pablo360able I did NOT expect a homestuck reference here.
My favorite part is when he threw the meat around.
I love how excited he is when he realizes mama can go to prison
*proceeds to bash Mama's hand in *
I’m kinda glad about that.
@@adriangutierrez7860 she won't be able to torment other poor chefs
time stamp?
@@congratulationsmerry6386 27:42
“EVEN BETTER THAN MAMA”
- SmallAnt (2021)
Gordon Ramsay its fucking raw
I need a compilation of him saying that
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We gotta get him to play Babysitting Mama.
17:58 The way he just breezed through that compared to Jaiden is just so ironically hilarious.
Yeah very anticlimactic compared to her experience lmao
*After Smallant beats Jaiden, he can get to the final boss, Gordon Ramsay*
You fool. Gordon Ramsay is only the first form. The final dorm of the final boss is the cooking mama within
I would pay enough money for 4 more years of college if it meant getting to watch Gordon Ramsay play Cooking Mama.
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*cooking papa*
The boss before Gordan would be The Pioneer Woman
Just hearing him yell excitedly “it’s better than mama” gave me a bizarre sense of happiness
Wholesomeness. Not happiness
@@averageproblem what a bizarre reply to say the least
Aww! XD Yess
7:07
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Really indicative of the kind of experience speedrunning this game, that everyone who tries it, despite seeing MASSIVE time saves, NEVER attempts it again. I just don't think people are willing to do runs this long more then once for the meme, and I imagine the soundtrack gets really grating.
I don’t think it's the length, seeing as how GTAV 100% or Just Cause 3 100% are legitimately being run, but rather the frustration and repetitiveness more than anything
@@blueshell292 True. Some runs, will never be done more then once for the length alone. Mario 602 Challenge and Zelda BOTW 100% come to mind. People have done it! They won't be doing it again.
SmallAnt: MY mom doesn't peel HER apples 😌
SmallAntMom: DONT YOU SLANDER ME LIKE THAT
that sounded wrong tho
Yes, it sounds very wrong
I love how Jaiden singlehandedly made Cooking Mama 2 a popular game to speedrun
Yeah she is like the biggest youtuber animator
@@kiattim2100 The Top 5 Story Time Animators. StoeyTime Animators are the ones like Jaden and James or Alex Clark. Animators are like Alan Becker or literally anyone who animates
@@destrocore50 if an animator is anyone who animates then Jaiden is also an animator? Why even correct that
@@DanDansk I'm just saying that there are many animators out there who can ankmste better than Jaiden but she is one of the best story time Animators. Compared to other Animators in general she's about C tier (not trying to sound rude) but in Storytime animating she's S tier if you get what I mean
@@destrocore50 Kiatti wasn't even saying Jaiden is the most skilled, just that they're popular. I don't see the need for you to try correcting them on something they didn't even mention.
14:20 "my DS is on red" I haven't heard that phrase in SO long, and it's exactly how it was said as a kid. There was no "I'm low on battery" or anything like that, it was just plain "it's on red"
The Legend says that gordon ramsey was trained by mama and his constant screaming is the result of him failing the cooking mama rice cracker
He was the first to discover yelling at the soup worked
Legend says also says that he trained under Mama until he could perfect every recipe she had. And I don't mean getting a 100 on it. You get a bonus for perfectly centering the stamp on the cookies and rice crackers. I mean that sort of perfect.
I think you mean the Rice Crackers. Cookies are tame by comparison.
Edit: *Sees Edit* I see my services are no longer required.
@@Micolino9878 okay, but the bonus is on both, which is why I mentioned it.
@@syndere6755 I was replying to the first comment, actually.
The words “Even better than mama” don’t even sound like words anymore
Nothing sounds like words anymore whenever Mama talks.
Canada epic
Yo Canada Guy may I have a vaccine?
@@creeds968 Lmao
This is exactly why I scrolled comments and I'm only 6 minutes in
This game perfectly captures the energy of cooking around the holidays for my family. Either you do it right or you’re outta the kitchen
"Let's try an easy one"
" *mango pudding* "
I wept
*Nail the hard part*
"That was an easy one ! :D"
Somewhere, someone cried tears of frustration.
@@thibautisserant It was probably Jaiden
@@Guardian-of-Light137 it was absolutely Jaiden
It took a professional gamer and speedrunner two attempts to beat the funny youtube animator's first run. Goes to show that Jaiden really cooked so well that she became the mama.
she had the game as a kid and practised each one before she started
That mango pudding had nothing on the Mama.
@@jonathanodude6660 years ago though and her 3ds was kind of broken as a kid so it was hard she said that in the video. She knows some stuff but not all
@@jonathanodude6660 I played Crafting Mama as a kid a bunch of times and I forgot 95% of it lol. Also no she didn't, she wasn't even aware of how many recipes there were until one of her friends googled it.
@@beyondviolet i misunderstood what she said. so she didnt practise as i thought she did, but she had gotten all the golds before. she could remember the ones she struggled on, and she was wayy faster than smallant was.
33:23 HE WAS TRYING SO HARD LOL. Hilarious that Cooking Mama was able to force a dedicated speedrunner to concentrate this hard
I could sense Jaiden's rage when Ant emptied the mango pudding perfectly first try
"Good! That was an easy one!" I just came from watching Jaiden's run, she was definitely mad at the ease with which ant did it
Headline: man who claims to be 6 legged insect attempts to quickly cook mother
This would make the best news article
Loll
What.
Video titles ran through google translate 20 times
did mother tasted good?
Can’t wait for Cooking Mama: Prison Bake
Ye lol
2:15
All that pencil sharpening training prepared him for this moment
Hi first
ok but what
@@timgabriel8861 imagine being first couldnt be me
You are everywhere!
How many subs can I get from this comment current:1380
"You just have to be really quite to make sure the soup doesn't get upset."
Quote of the century.
Quiet not quite, both of these terms have completely different meanings.
I’m surprised the dozens of times ant said “therapy!” didn’t make it into this video
i was expecting at least one of them to crop up
Oh, so when Jaidin and Smallant cook mama then they are “streamers” and “gamers”, but when I do it then I’m a “murderer” and “cannibal”.
Reminds me of a Scottish bridge builder I used to know...
Ugh, rich privilege am I right?
ah yes jaidin
I agree. The things famous people can get away with is terrible
I hope no one else like your comment 😭 and many others start commenting I order to have
666 likes
And
666 comments
I just love how his mom is always in chat
She actually has her own stream now
It’s very sweet and lovely to see how great their relationship is and how supportive she is :)
@@parkerstern1800 Woah cool! What’s the stream name?
@@matherfackinggoose smallantmom. She’s streaming right now actually
@@parkerstern1800 that's soo wholesome omg
I just love how he says “ YES ITS EVEN BETTER THAN MAMA”
Watching this made me realize how Jaiden is actually quite skilled considering her first attempt is only 23 minutes behind SmallAnt's record (with Ari losing her time).
Yeah but Jaiden played the game as a kid, so she already knew how it worked. She could probably improve her time and beat Ant if she tried again.
Also her broken DS
@@connaeris8230 didn’t SmallAnt have medals on the game already? Or was it just preowned?
@@vanillune he did, but he reset that data at the beginning (it was a pre-owned)
@@vanillune it was pre-owned
“I peel my apples Tanner...”
This part killed me.
1960: "we will have flying cars in the future!"
2021: "time to watch a man yell and scream at virtual food!"
77 likes and no comments I fix that
'Even better than mama' and 'Mama's going to prison' are now two of my favourite phrases
@Hand Grabbing Fruits
Your intention in all honor, you only make yourself look unlikeable while changing absolutely nothing in the world
@Hand Grabbing Fruits
sure whatever
@Hand Grabbing Fruits How about 'Mama\'s going to prison'
Mama: “Remember your training”
Smant: “We didn’t have training”
As much as I applaud him for doing this blind, I can't help but feel sorry for him that he chose to do it blind
“I am an egg white pro-“
*immediately spills egg onto the counter*
Poor Ant.
20:48
he's also an egg yolk pro
Smallant: running around looking for the charger for DS
Me: that is some good nostalgia
"I bet you can't even taste this Mama, you don't even have a nose" -SmallAnt
Smant: can’t I get mama arrested for making this? Also smant: continues cooking the dish he thinks is illegal
I haven't watched the video yet, but I've played the game and I'm betting this remark was about the shark fin soup.
@Jade Juniper Yup
@@graygravity3856 27:42
@@joelellks4063 wow. Impressive
XD Trueee
“One last thing we gotta do”
*proceeds to break her two hands with a hammer*
I've been following ant for some time now and suddenly he drops a cooking mama 2 run!? This is one of my favorite childhood games. Never knew I needed this!
Alpharad crushed Jaidens spirits through gambling, now she crushes those of others through Cooking Mama.
The coinflip brought us into this timeline.
Whats this about?
pokemon charity stream
@@legion999 A while ago Jaiden and Alpharad did a charity livestream, a Pokemón randomizer stream to be exact. But with the twist of releasing random mons upon reaching donation goals.
Let's just say that Jaiden decided to challenge Fortuna and it didn't go well.
It's so cool seeing youtubers from completely different genres connecting with such things
I remember playing this game, I thought it was a gentle fun cooking game. I did not realise the stress I was about to endure
some earlier mamas games were genuinely brutal lol, and not because they were hard
Jaiden be out here challenging him knowing he's a god gamer
It's always a fun day to watch god vs mama.
I love the crazy cartridge spinning in the intro because he's speaking so loud the mic picks it up even without talking into it
Your icon takes me back. It's been YEARS since OFF's peak...
I just love the moments where he's like
"It's fine..its okay..everything is fine..*plop* *DAMMIT!* "
"Mama is deliberately sabotaging this speedrun, and I do not respect that." mood
As Jaiden said, “I’ll cook you so well I’ll become the mama”
This was so fucking stressful cause I’m used to him being a master of everything, ant not being perfect is painful, but in a good way
It’s actually funnier watching him play something that he has no experience in
Jaiden could singlehandedly mentally destroy the speedrun community with this
Imagine seeing your mom boiling some water and she just starts yelling at it XD
Just your regular Tuesday
"We have one recipe left"
"So he have about half the run left"
“Even better than Mama%”
Little piece of trivia, shark fin is not illegal to cook in your house. What is illegal is finning (fishing the shark, cutting the fin, tossing the rest of the carcass back in the ocean). After that, a lot of countries banned shark fishing altogether BUT not the serving of shark fin meals. Other countries banned the import of shark fins but if you got some through the black market or something, technically you're in the clear as long as you don't serve them publicly. So if Mama is defended by Phoenix Wright in her trial, she might avoid prison.
Honestly seeing him first try the plating section of the mango pudding was so hype. Unbelievable performance
I randomly fast forwarded and first thing I hear is "Can Mama go to prison? PRISON MAMA"
I think it's going great
Time stamp now.
@@MisterEbu about 28:00
get mama arrested%
So funny to see full adults going nuts because their cooking is better than Mama... No one forgets the trauma of disappointing Mama, we strive to keep her and ourselves happy
Sometimes I won't watch smallant for months, then I'll watch 10 videos in 2 days
Relatable.
After Mario died on March 31st Small Ant decided to go to Mama for support.
Super Mario 35 😭
r.i.p. mario so join his funeral I am hosting!
*I am once again asking for your financial support*
And Mama decided that he would suffer
@@seerserric true but I think Jaiden suffered more
“IT SHRUNK, I HATE THAT!”
Smallant 2021
Never thought I'd see the day that Ant plays Cooking Mama
Then you haven't been watching his streams
with his mama watching
On the dead 3ds
I feel bad saying the 3ds is dead because I used to play it for hours on end when it came out :(
@@familymccafferty5504 i still do
"I didn't realize talking over your food can ruin it."
-Tanner Ant/Smallant, 2021
WOW SMALL ANT SAID THAT WHEN I WAS READING YOUR COMMENT WHATS THE CHANCE OF THAT
@@ultraaxolotl6906 Lol
His mom coming into chat to own him for not peeling apples is hilarious
Alternative Title: 24 year old man terrorized by a digital Mama in a cooking game.
Because why not
@@Luciferianslife yeah, it would be r/technicallythetruth
jaiden: gifts subs in his stream
ant: thanks, i'll *take that record now*
I remember at the start of the very first Cooking Mama stream (yes, I was there at twitch) that smallAnt got 2 gold medals in a whole hour. (It was very entertaining)
"Cooking Mama Is Now On Switch"
perfect for your time in jail
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I fricking love watching SmallAnt! He's one of the most humble, wholesome, genuine UA-camrs/streamers I've ever come across. And also he is extremely funny. His comedy is straight forward, and his comedic timing is impeccable!
Also, he was really getting into Cooking Mama 😂
Idk why, but Ant saying I'm an egg white pro and then immediately dropping the yolk cracked me up
It was eggcelent comedic timing
"Cracked me up"
I see what you did there
You know life has hit its peak when you can arrest Cooking Mama
Nice shirt
Hey,PointCrow! Your most recent dish tutorial looks delicious. 10/10 for effort.
Hey, have you ever dealt with collectors anxiety?
Here before this comment get hearted
Do you ever get collectors anxiety?
Hi Eric! It's nice to see you over here!
Who on the development team was like “you know what would be fun? Stamping 18 rice crackers in a row. That sounds like lots of fun. “
Cooking Mama been awfully quiet since Ant dropped this
You can’t say much from prison (:
Drinking game:
take a shot every time he says "EVEN BETTER THAN MAMA"
pls no
Deal!
5 Mins. Later
Hi Tqherr pretyyyy the names grhxjsisicb2jdndn!
Ant took notes from Jaiden's Fossil Fighters playthrough for that broccoli boiling
Over the course of this video I saw this grown man hold a grudge over a virtual chef
Watching a grown man getting excited over virtual cooking really makes my day
28:14 Why us it that I can just imagine Cooking Mama 3: mama goes to jail, then one of the recipes is just how to make toilet wine
"We have one recipe left, so we're basically halfway done the run"
7:08 no wonder my pasta didn’t turn out right I needed to yell at it to cook better
17:11 "Lets try an easy one. Mango pudding." yeah....
me the second I get to bed before sleeping: 15:17
Ayo whatttt
That’s what she said
G R A B T H E M E A T
Me, at all times: 7:08
@@void9962 Y E S C A R E S S T H E M E A T
I love how nowadays, adult people are playing kids games like these and speedrunning them. This is amazing.
29:36
Matpat. Why aren’t you here.
WELCOME TO GAME THEORY
The crossover that we never knew we wanted
True! xD
Joke's on you, I always wanted a Jaiden-SmallAnt crossover.
8:16 Ant your mom is a treasure
“it’s not a calibration issue it’s a cooking mama issue” nah that’s what we call a skill issue
Smallant be like "That's Very Well Done! That's Better than Mama! My spoon is the spoon that shall stir the heavens!"
Bro he didn't even follow Jaiden's instructions. He got the bonuses. Also he beat mango pudding and said it was easy >:(
32:46 I love how the chat just slowly speeds up especially towards the end.
SmallAnt: "Even better than mama."
SmallAntMom: "I'm offended."
No One
Small ant
“Just tossing the meat around”
“You can’t taste food you don’t have a nose”
Apparently half of your taste is from your nose.
Okay weird biology time.
So the tongue covers 5(or 6 depending on who you ask) different tastes including bitter, sweet, sour, etc. Any other sensations that make up "flavor" actually come from scent and a meal's "flavor" is the brain interpreting both taste and smell at the same time.
The game theory reference got me even more just after I heard new of Mat quiting
When she said “tairfic”
I felt that
You mean "Therapy!"?
Yeah, we all might need that at the end of this...
@@LizzieNya very true