New Girl's SCHMIDT / Max Greenfield's Funniest Moments Season 1 Part 2

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  • More of Schmidt's hilarious moments from Season 1.
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  • @likeacatlick5799
    @likeacatlick5799 3 роки тому +926

    Find out where Winston gets his sparkle..and steal it 😂😂

  • @hongkongfui04
    @hongkongfui04 3 роки тому +555

    "Schmidt, if you come back to us, i let you clean my room."
    "The white whale??"
    😂

  • @karajohnson572
    @karajohnson572 4 роки тому +582

    “Do the ladies look more like this one, or kinda Nickish?” LMAO

    • @keithsimon6241
      @keithsimon6241 2 роки тому +26

      I feel like he would fall so hard for a female nick

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 2 роки тому +15

      @@keithsimon6241 In season 6 he realises CeCe is female Nick, and is quietly thrilled about it 😅💗

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 Рік тому +3

      @liliana I was wrong - it's season 5! 5 x 3Jury Duty :)

    • @keithsimon6241
      @keithsimon6241 Рік тому +2

      @@jaycievictory8461 tbh he would go for regular nick he is a socket too lmao

  • @markcollinsage45
    @markcollinsage45 5 років тому +1595

    Judaism son

    • @karajohnson572
      @karajohnson572 4 роки тому +5

      dot hog 😂😂😂

    • @lacondrathompson1747
      @lacondrathompson1747 3 роки тому +5

      00:07+00:08 he sounds like a black guy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cain896
      @cain896 2 роки тому +1

      Nanomachines son!!
      they harden in responsw of physical trauma

  • @jarrodoakley6911
    @jarrodoakley6911 2 роки тому +115

    “You’re walking like a Disney witch”
    I know it’s not a Schmidt line, but wow. The imagery

  • @laurennyambura9174
    @laurennyambura9174 4 роки тому +512

    Chut-EN-ey

    • @whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare
      @whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare 4 роки тому +9

      I saw someone spell it "chu-tet-ney" and it made me unreasonably angry. You did good, dude.

    • @shanefrederick7731
      @shanefrederick7731 4 роки тому +7

      I still say that in my head when I'm eating Indian.

    • @velvetthunder3856
      @velvetthunder3856 4 роки тому

      @@whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare Lol I saw that too 😂😂😂

    • @saraoliver4545
      @saraoliver4545 4 роки тому

      Efhvhdhgjehfjengurjhrhhgjhgjehgkhgjrhdhfhdhfhkrjgjfnkdjdnfhd

  • @adolphus28
    @adolphus28 3 роки тому +353

    Schmidt could do no wrong in the first couple of seasons.

  • @georgiaredman7130
    @georgiaredman7130 3 роки тому +84

    the sad song is one of my fave scenes of all time

  • @kandygarcia747
    @kandygarcia747 5 років тому +253

    “schmidt you have a real problem”
    “yeah ... yeah”

  • @DA-vw1hu
    @DA-vw1hu 3 роки тому +90

    7:23 You...I will NEVER give up

  • @Stephie0020
    @Stephie0020 4 роки тому +91

    Driving Moccasins gets me every time

  • @MsWatermonkey
    @MsWatermonkey 4 роки тому +246

    Lowkey, if my roommate messed with my expensive coffee grinder , I would be pissed too!

    • @SoulSonder26
      @SoulSonder26 2 роки тому +14

      I'm sorry to say this, but Jess is low-key [but by far, imo] the worst main character.

    • @flochforster22
      @flochforster22 2 роки тому +13

      @@SoulSonder26 Nah, Jess is high-key, by far the worst character on New Girl. Schmidt, Winston, Coach, Nick and Cece carry this show. She isn't funny, she has a know-it-all attitude, and I found her very annoying most of the time.
      The coffee grinder thing, spending Nick's money without his consent, she made her roommates not eat because she told them she was gonna have two Thanksgiving dinners separately for her mom and then for her dad, and then she throws the turkey into the sink after her childish tantrum about getting her parents together who she doesn't even live with anymore. There are countless other things that make her so damn annoying and she contributes nothing to the shows comedy.
      When she went off to jury duty for a few episodes in a later season, I didn't even notice her absence because she contributes nothing to the show.

    • @FDGoonerocks
      @FDGoonerocks Рік тому +5

      @@flochforster22 come on jess was kind of a stabiliser, she’s supposed to be a bit annoying but kind

    • @talldude1412
      @talldude1412 Рік тому +1

      ​@@flochforster22 you have to have a straight-man character, or else it's just absurdity. She does suck kind of, but not enough to be super annoyed by.

  • @pauljackson2473
    @pauljackson2473 2 роки тому +82

    The best character on this show.

  • @darrelldemarest3502
    @darrelldemarest3502 4 роки тому +124

    He said, he had a package.... For Schmidt!!

  • @samboh8580
    @samboh8580 5 років тому +185

    Youth's!!!!!

  • @MrPhilthy08
    @MrPhilthy08 3 роки тому +67

    “Depending on how much salmon he’s had” hahaha

  • @shanefrederick7731
    @shanefrederick7731 4 роки тому +71

    Parkour! kills me every time

  • @keithsimon6241
    @keithsimon6241 2 роки тому +44

    Your making me cry with your emotions

  • @koleslaw7566
    @koleslaw7566 4 роки тому +308

    Any true new girl watcher knows this video is inverted lol great highlight reel nonetheless

    • @ashwinsnmv
      @ashwinsnmv 4 роки тому +67

      I think anyone with a brain can identify that without being a fan

    • @joeybear5707
      @joeybear5707 4 роки тому +8

      I bet Koleslaw is super fun at parties

    • @Onorrie
      @Onorrie 4 роки тому +1

      Shut up

    • @raizereaper4697
      @raizereaper4697 3 роки тому

      The first seen she is a right hand drive

    • @DA-vw1hu
      @DA-vw1hu 3 роки тому +5

      That’s why it is still up, won’t get flagged

  • @estebanquinones5918
    @estebanquinones5918 Рік тому +21

    "This is the LLS ladies love Schmidt"
    "What?! Dollar in the jar now!"

  • @LonaM4E
    @LonaM4E 6 років тому +338

    Oh my god, thank you! He is hilarious! I'm having the best time rewatching this!

  • @justinrichards5746
    @justinrichards5746 3 роки тому +63

    “I have my slipiest Loafers on”

  • @antoniosimoni7170
    @antoniosimoni7170 4 роки тому +57

    Everyone: Silent
    Schmidt: TWENTY-NINE

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 2 роки тому +26

    Irish walking cape?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KairiJe
    @KairiJe 5 років тому +326

    Twenty noine!

    • @sommer.sunshine
      @sommer.sunshine 4 роки тому +1

      kairi jerlov i list it when he repeated it

  • @Jesuschrystler123
    @Jesuschrystler123 4 роки тому +53

    Wanna party with Havarti? 😂

  • @devin_so_devious
    @devin_so_devious 5 років тому +83

    I love the sad song 😂😂😂

  • @theodorito1478
    @theodorito1478 2 роки тому +16

    21:51 XD
    "Lady Cecilia you have entered the order of the round chamber''
    ''Im gonna leave im gonna get my back-"
    'Im gonna stay''
    'Damn nasty Cece"

  • @jwanilrules
    @jwanilrules 2 роки тому +11

    "wanna party with harvardi" 💀🤣

  • @boybyrdy
    @boybyrdy 2 роки тому +19

    Schmidt is a lesbian and I can say that with confidence!

  • @marytheresa1943
    @marytheresa1943 6 років тому +54

    THE-SCHMIDT-STER!!!! WORD UP!!!! Max Greenfield-Really Talented and Hilarious!!!!!!!

  • @nicolas7559
    @nicolas7559 5 років тому +37

    thumbs up are deserved for the intro alone!

  • @drewwilliams662
    @drewwilliams662 2 роки тому +14

    "We're not talking about coffee........are we?"

  • @BaldursPicketFence
    @BaldursPicketFence 2 роки тому +12

    You're walking like a Disney witch! 😂

  • @coachsam3223
    @coachsam3223 4 роки тому +28

    Croquet Cleats 😂😂😂😂

  • @jalynroberson3459
    @jalynroberson3459 4 роки тому +57

    I need the sad song as my ringtone🙌🏾❤️🔥

  • @ewaj2603
    @ewaj2603 3 роки тому +16

    Nick Miller Nick Miller from the streets of Chicago

  • @lizarinorv2826
    @lizarinorv2826 6 років тому +155

    You gotta let the jokes end even if they aren't schmidt's, man

  • @madisondeitch8053
    @madisondeitch8053 2 роки тому +8

    You're walking like a Disney witch.🤣🤣🤣

  • @makaylawallis1884
    @makaylawallis1884 4 роки тому +51

    So does the cheese thing he does on Cece work or nah

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 3 роки тому +10

      How do you think there are so many French people 😏

  • @cinnamonroll96
    @cinnamonroll96 2 роки тому +14

    Sad song had one of the best scenes and then Jess had to ruin it. 😅

  • @constanzamanto7565
    @constanzamanto7565 2 роки тому +8

    7:21 best moment

  • @nicolas7559
    @nicolas7559 6 років тому +57

    an afterbirth aint an afterbirth with some Schmidt up in there!

  • @DA-vw1hu
    @DA-vw1hu 3 роки тому +16

    17:54 I have my slippiest loafers on

  • @superaustin151
    @superaustin151 2 роки тому +5

    Schmidt told me this was the front door

  • @Supasweet77
    @Supasweet77 3 роки тому +7

    0:56 Lamorne is giving very much little brother of Mahershala Ali

  • @lhashmii
    @lhashmii 5 років тому +37

    I miss this show the times, fuck man life is depressing

  • @divinefeminine8427
    @divinefeminine8427 Рік тому +6

    29!…29!…29!…🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheRowanR1
    @TheRowanR1 4 роки тому +19

    11:14 is the funniest line

  • @victorarreola
    @victorarreola Рік тому +5

    How much money is in that jar?😂

  • @Laurel1968
    @Laurel1968 Місяць тому

    Laughed so hard!

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 4 роки тому +9

    Frankie myuunyez

  • @gloriav7646
    @gloriav7646 Рік тому +9

    I need the Sad Song as a ringtone

  • @samfutch8994
    @samfutch8994 3 роки тому +12

    Youths

  • @dylanvillarreal4187
    @dylanvillarreal4187 Рік тому +2

    Tweny naEEEIN!

  • @asamwow00
    @asamwow00 3 роки тому +8

    im a warrior poet man

  • @crystalhesh1341
    @crystalhesh1341 3 роки тому +8

    i LOVE SCHMIDT!!!!!

  • @kentoby664
    @kentoby664 5 років тому +28

    22:04 wat the hell is udaime nasty😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Youssef-zo3ls
      @Youssef-zo3ls 5 років тому +8

      Ken Toby i think it’s “ u damn nasty cece “ pronounced with some Schmidt

  • @khiaratt
    @khiaratt 3 роки тому +7

    29!!!!! 03:50

  • @Vtaz10
    @Vtaz10 4 роки тому +8

    He is a cute Lil bro

  • @shaun5497
    @shaun5497 3 роки тому +2

    Cece! Damnit!

  • @ley6748
    @ley6748 Рік тому +1

    11:12 LOLL

  • @davidthompson1603
    @davidthompson1603 5 років тому +7

    Lets have a beer

  • @SuchFinessse
    @SuchFinessse 2 місяці тому +1

    Youthssssss

  • @sammiepittman3130
    @sammiepittman3130 2 роки тому +6

    Ok but five people using one shower though…

  • @diegosoltero4323
    @diegosoltero4323 5 років тому +13

    Sort your files

  • @kartikjain9696
    @kartikjain9696 4 роки тому +3

    Haha

  • @kartikjain9696
    @kartikjain9696 4 роки тому +2

    Hahaha

  • @mndstchai6688
    @mndstchai6688 2 роки тому +4

    WHAT IS THAT EPISODE WHERE HE AND JESS ARE ON THE BOARDWALK

  • @kartikjain9696
    @kartikjain9696 4 роки тому +2

    Hahah

  • @sammaysam8953
    @sammaysam8953 Рік тому +1

    Schmidt is everything I want to be

  • @peterpan3022
    @peterpan3022 3 роки тому +1

    29!!

  • @samboh8580
    @samboh8580 5 років тому +7

    Jar

  • @xBaristaPaul
    @xBaristaPaul Рік тому +3

    It pisses me off that the whole video is mirrored!!!!!

  • @JoE_Songs
    @JoE_Songs Рік тому +1

    really? 8 fps? 😂 - you -> jar..

  • @mmayenejiasa1243
    @mmayenejiasa1243 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ehtepha
    @Ehtepha 2 роки тому

    Jar🤣

  • @shelbyhoopes5865
    @shelbyhoopes5865 3 роки тому +4

    PARKOUR

  • @malachimuhammad4091
    @malachimuhammad4091 3 роки тому +4

    Sandalwood always up too no good

  • @liamdurkin7327
    @liamdurkin7327 Рік тому +2

    why are all of these on the opposite side

    • @kellidinit3725
      @kellidinit3725 Рік тому

      I was wondering the same thing. We are getting the mirror effect.

  • @deborahl3083
    @deborahl3083 Рік тому +3

    Kinda nickish

  • @stoicdruid2499
    @stoicdruid2499 Рік тому +1

    If a girl comes into my room and jumps on my bed...

  • @weasleyredhair
    @weasleyredhair 5 років тому +1

    Frankie

  • @cameronelizabeth7665
    @cameronelizabeth7665 16 днів тому +1

    Jesus loves you

  • @martygould5114
    @martygould5114 2 роки тому

    Choppy and backwards

  • @rachelcomparetto6472
    @rachelcomparetto6472 2 роки тому

    Serf**

  • @kuki4887
    @kuki4887 Рік тому +1

    Not being racist given I'm also brown but I did not notice winston on the couch for the jar scene till he opened his mouth
    You kissed her

  • @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp
    @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp 5 років тому +26

    I really only watch the show for schmidt, winston and nick are funny too but jess is kind of just a horrible person

    • @jpcab94
      @jpcab94 4 роки тому +6

      Michael Delvalle you dick

    • @Giuseppe_f1n
      @Giuseppe_f1n 4 роки тому +7

      Clearly watching another show smh

    • @christiansantana4153
      @christiansantana4153 3 роки тому

      Michael Delvalle yeah jess always rubbed me the wrong way shmidt winston and cece carried the show

    • @icecreamwasabi
      @icecreamwasabi 3 роки тому

      I liked all characters equally, some of them a little more than others at times. But still equally

  • @kartikjain9696
    @kartikjain9696 4 роки тому +1

    Haha