@@SoulSonder26 Nah, Jess is high-key, by far the worst character on New Girl. Schmidt, Winston, Coach, Nick and Cece carry this show. She isn't funny, she has a know-it-all attitude, and I found her very annoying most of the time. The coffee grinder thing, spending Nick's money without his consent, she made her roommates not eat because she told them she was gonna have two Thanksgiving dinners separately for her mom and then for her dad, and then she throws the turkey into the sink after her childish tantrum about getting her parents together who she doesn't even live with anymore. There are countless other things that make her so damn annoying and she contributes nothing to the shows comedy. When she went off to jury duty for a few episodes in a later season, I didn't even notice her absence because she contributes nothing to the show.
@@flochforster22 you have to have a straight-man character, or else it's just absurdity. She does suck kind of, but not enough to be super annoyed by.
"JUDAISM SON!" I'm not even Jewish and I can feel the Jewish pride through the screen when he says this! Gets me every single time. I yell it whenever I hear it. 🤩😁😂
"Schmidt, if you come back to us, i let you clean my room."
"The white whale??"
😂
Find out where Winston gets his sparkle..and steal it 😂😂
Sends me everytime lmfao
😂😂😂😂
“Do the ladies look more like this one, or kinda Nickish?” LMAO
I feel like he would fall so hard for a female nick
@@keithsimon6241 In season 6 he realises CeCe is female Nick, and is quietly thrilled about it 😅💗
@liliana I was wrong - it's season 5! 5 x 3Jury Duty :)
@@jaycievictory8461 tbh he would go for regular nick he is a socket too lmao
“You’re walking like a Disney witch”
I know it’s not a Schmidt line, but wow. The imagery
the sad song is one of my fave scenes of all time
Oh my god, thank you! He is hilarious! I'm having the best time rewatching this!
Glad you enjoyed it :) haha.
The best character on this show.
Judaism son
dot hog 😂😂😂
00:07+00:08 he sounds like a black guy 🤣🤣🤣
Nanomachines son!!
they harden in responsw of physical trauma
Driving Moccasins gets me every time
“Depending on how much salmon he’s had” hahaha
Chut-EN-ey
I saw someone spell it "chu-tet-ney" and it made me unreasonably angry. You did good, dude.
I still say that in my head when I'm eating Indian.
@@whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare Lol I saw that too 😂😂😂
Efhvhdhgjehfjengurjhrhhgjhgjehgkhgjrhdhfhdhfhkrjgjfnkdjdnfhd
Lowkey, if my roommate messed with my expensive coffee grinder , I would be pissed too!
I'm sorry to say this, but Jess is low-key [but by far, imo] the worst main character.
@@SoulSonder26 Nah, Jess is high-key, by far the worst character on New Girl. Schmidt, Winston, Coach, Nick and Cece carry this show. She isn't funny, she has a know-it-all attitude, and I found her very annoying most of the time.
The coffee grinder thing, spending Nick's money without his consent, she made her roommates not eat because she told them she was gonna have two Thanksgiving dinners separately for her mom and then for her dad, and then she throws the turkey into the sink after her childish tantrum about getting her parents together who she doesn't even live with anymore. There are countless other things that make her so damn annoying and she contributes nothing to the shows comedy.
When she went off to jury duty for a few episodes in a later season, I didn't even notice her absence because she contributes nothing to the show.
@@flochforster22 come on jess was kind of a stabiliser, she’s supposed to be a bit annoying but kind
@@flochforster22 you have to have a straight-man character, or else it's just absurdity. She does suck kind of, but not enough to be super annoyed by.
“schmidt you have a real problem”
“yeah ... yeah”
7:23 You...I will NEVER give up
Your making me cry with your emotions
Schmidt could do no wrong in the first couple of seasons.
He said, he had a package.... For Schmidt!!
"This is the LLS ladies love Schmidt"
"What?! Dollar in the jar now!"
Parkour! kills me every time
Youth's!!!!!
best line
21:51 XD
"Lady Cecilia you have entered the order of the round chamber''
''Im gonna leave im gonna get my back-"
'Im gonna stay''
'Damn nasty Cece"
Any true new girl watcher knows this video is inverted lol great highlight reel nonetheless
I think anyone with a brain can identify that without being a fan
I bet Koleslaw is super fun at parties
Shut up
The first seen she is a right hand drive
That’s why it is still up, won’t get flagged
thumbs up are deserved for the intro alone!
Everyone: Silent
Schmidt: TWENTY-NINE
I love the sad song 😂😂😂
“I have my slipiest Loafers on”
Twenty noine!
kairi jerlov i list it when he repeated it
Irish walking cape?! 🤣🤣🤣
THE-SCHMIDT-STER!!!! WORD UP!!!! Max Greenfield-Really Talented and Hilarious!!!!!!!
"wanna party with harvardi" 💀🤣
Wanna party with Havarti? 😂
I need the sad song as my ringtone🙌🏾❤️🔥
love the pfp
You're walking like a Disney witch! 😂
"We're not talking about coffee........are we?"
Schmidt is a lesbian and I can say that with confidence!
I just knew when I saw the thumbnail that the first clip was gonna be in it and was hoping it would be first.
And I was right😄😄😄😄
Croquet Cleats 😂😂😂😂
Nick Miller Nick Miller from the streets of Chicago
7:21 best moment
You're walking like a Disney witch.🤣🤣🤣
"JUDAISM SON!" I'm not even Jewish and I can feel the Jewish pride through the screen when he says this! Gets me every single time. I yell it whenever I hear it. 🤩😁😂
You gotta let the jokes end even if they aren't schmidt's, man
17:54 I have my slippiest loafers on
0:56 Lamorne is giving very much little brother of Mahershala Ali
So does the cheese thing he does on Cece work or nah
How do you think there are so many French people 😏
11:14 is the funniest line
I miss this show the times, fuck man life is depressing
Laughed so hard!
I need the Sad Song as a ringtone
29!…29!…29!…🤣🤣🤣🤣
an afterbirth aint an afterbirth with some Schmidt up in there!
Tweny naEEEIN!
Frankie myuunyez
Sad song had one of the best scenes and then Jess had to ruin it. 😅
i LOVE SCHMIDT!!!!!
Schmidt told me this was the front door
How much money is in that jar?😂
Youthssssss
WHAT IS THAT EPISODE WHERE HE AND JESS ARE ON THE BOARDWALK
im a warrior poet man
22:04 wat the hell is udaime nasty😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ken Toby i think it’s “ u damn nasty cece “ pronounced with some Schmidt
Youths
29!!!!! 03:50
He is a cute Lil bro
11:12 LOLL
Cece! Damnit!
It pisses me off that the whole video is mirrored!!!!!
Lets have a beer
Sort your files
Ok but five people using one shower though…
really? 8 fps? 😂 - you -> jar..
why are all of these on the opposite side
I was wondering the same thing. We are getting the mirror effect.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
29!!
Jar
PARKOUR
Sandalwood always up too no good
Hahaha
Jar🤣
Hahah
Jesus loves you
Haha
Kinda nickish
Not being racist given I'm also brown but I did not notice winston on the couch for the jar scene till he opened his mouth
You kissed her
That's nowhere near racist buddy
Serf**
If a girl comes into my room and jumps on my bed...
Frankie
I really only watch the show for schmidt, winston and nick are funny too but jess is kind of just a horrible person
Michael Delvalle you dick
Clearly watching another show smh
Michael Delvalle yeah jess always rubbed me the wrong way shmidt winston and cece carried the show
I liked all characters equally, some of them a little more than others at times. But still equally
Choppy and backwards
Schmidt is everything I want to be
Haha