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  • Revisit Sean Lock's rants about beer, patriotism and kids in this compilation from his 2010 show Lockipedia.
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  • @tallulah9789
    @tallulah9789 5 років тому +396

    Sean reminds me of the more socially acceptable and higher class version of Trevor from GTA

    • @TheNoobPube
      @TheNoobPube 4 роки тому +4

      Higher class? Socioeconomically? They're the same class

    • @Demonmixer
      @Demonmixer 4 роки тому +2

      Fuck off mate, you should see James Cash from Manhunt...

    • @dmwxoxo
      @dmwxoxo 4 роки тому +2

      OMFG YES

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 3 роки тому +1

      He reminds me of a slimmer James Rolfe (AVGN)

  • @MarkWildweddingdjglasgow
    @MarkWildweddingdjglasgow 2 роки тому +9

    “There’s a car coming” 😂😂😂

  • @5Heth
    @5Heth 3 роки тому +32

    In Australia we call Fosters lager 'Love on the beach'... cos its fucking near water

  • @myaccount6216
    @myaccount6216 2 роки тому +7

    The only comedian that could consistently make me actually laugh.
    Rest in peace.

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 років тому +395

    Thanks for that end bit, from a headphones user. Really appreciate it, I find what other comedy videos lack is the sound of your eardrums shattering at the end.

    • @-_--_-9109
      @-_--_-9109 5 років тому +33

      Thanks for the warning :)

    • @olivermarjanovik2835
      @olivermarjanovik2835 4 роки тому +7

      It made me jump in public the one time when I was just listening to one of these videos and I visibly flinched it was embarrassing 😂😂

    • @luke-alex
      @luke-alex 4 роки тому +4

      You must be listening to it at a pretty high volume, it didn't bother me and I'm pretty jumpy

    • @prabhdeep__
      @prabhdeep__ 3 роки тому +4

      it wasnt that loud

    • @IgglePyggle
      @IgglePyggle 2 роки тому +2

      @@luke-alex about a quarter of the way, shits me up and im not jumpy at all.

  • @thewhat531
    @thewhat531 5 років тому +130

    I grew up on Carlsberg Special Brew. Can't remember much of it though.

  • @alexjones7043
    @alexjones7043 2 роки тому +23

    I love how long it takes everyone to get that specsavers joke. He has to literally say it a few moments later for the penny to drop. Genius

    • @dudesayingthings
      @dudesayingthings 2 роки тому

      What's the joke there? I am Indian, I didn't get the reference.

    • @jl5749
      @jl5749 2 роки тому +6

      @@dudesayingthings specsavers is an optician/glasses company and their really famous advertisements show people getting into embarrassing and dangerous situations because of their poor eyesight with the slogan 'should've gone to specsavers" at the very end

    • @dudesayingthings
      @dudesayingthings 2 роки тому +1

      @@jl5749 thank you! 👍

  • @andyturner3056
    @andyturner3056 2 роки тому +4

    Big regret that I never saw him live 😢. I loved him on his regular TV shows. Comedy genius 👌

  • @ylvarasmussen625
    @ylvarasmussen625 5 років тому +287

    I use a wheelchair with quick release axles so that the wheels can be quickly removed really easily. Of course, when drunk, my friends think unfastening the wheels is hilarious. One time when we out on a pub crawl, they took the wheels off as we were crossing the road, leaving me stranded in the middle of a zebra crossing. The car drivers didn't find it nowhere near as funny as we did.

    • @davehowe4714
      @davehowe4714 5 років тому +19

      Ylva Rasmussen omg I just have this image of the chair in the middle of the road with you sat in it and the wheels fucking off down the road 😂 your friends sound as bad as mine for pranks

    • @TylerTheObserver
      @TylerTheObserver 4 роки тому +55

      Really becomes a pub crawl for you then doesn't it lol

    • @nonsensicalvin
      @nonsensicalvin 4 роки тому +3

      This comment is actually Golden!! Ahah

    • @thetwoboyos8366
      @thetwoboyos8366 4 роки тому +4

      Why is there two people in the comments with the very same story about being dumped on a zebra crossing by bastards for friends?... is it a common thing for wheelchair users?...

    • @LeafShade
      @LeafShade 4 роки тому +1

      @@thetwoboyos8366 The other one is literally just this one copy pasted.

  • @Ellie-ph9un
    @Ellie-ph9un 2 роки тому +91

    Such a huge loss to comedy. Thanks for the many, many laughs Sean. You'll be massively missed by so many. My thoughts are with all your family and friends ❤

  • @jaynekittycat9252
    @jaynekittycat9252 2 роки тому +17

    Best Comedian ever. RIP SEAN.💖

  • @williamunderhill427
    @williamunderhill427 3 роки тому +4

    Thought he was was gonna say "just came out of the CELLAR" but he said "the sea" it was so unexpected 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious Mr Lock!

  • @paulcarter2907
    @paulcarter2907 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks for all the laughs Sean...

  • @hassanmahmood3591
    @hassanmahmood3591 5 років тому +25

    Phahaha im crying at the wheelchair joke!!!

  • @christopherlordon7457
    @christopherlordon7457 4 роки тому +14

    😆😆😆😆 Sean is 100% correct about the glasses 👓. Back when I was in school that would happen all the time. Brilliant bit 👍👍.

  • @LuigisonsDojo
    @LuigisonsDojo 5 років тому +14

    5:35 "Dad, you bought this t-shirt."

    • @JamieD1233
      @JamieD1233 3 роки тому +3

      No he probably shoplifted it 😂😂

  • @The_Reductionist
    @The_Reductionist 5 років тому +32

    omfg I was not ready for the final one.

  • @Liveordiebyinches
    @Liveordiebyinches 2 роки тому +11

    I watch this knowing he's passed. if his kid was 10 she/he was 13 when he went. RIP Sean.
    Gddamed bad time in ur life to lose ur Da.

  • @LSmallCatL
    @LSmallCatL 2 роки тому +2

    That Susan Boyle at the end… holy cow. Out of nowhere.

  • @StephSancia
    @StephSancia 2 роки тому +6

    I tend to take many things and people for granted and it's only when they disappear eternal from my life that I realise just how precious and priceless they actually were ... Happy Christmas Sean 🙏

  • @melissajpope8249
    @melissajpope8249 2 роки тому +18

    True story about laser eye surgery, I have 1 that was "overcorrected" and the smell of burning eyeballs I'll never get over.
    RIP Sean, bloody legend 🙌

  • @Tredenix
    @Tredenix 3 роки тому +4

    Thought the "Full English" was going to be the breakfast variety!

  • @ocdmusic
    @ocdmusic 2 роки тому +2

    lol of all the clips Ive seen of Sean over the years this is the first time I heard that Susan Boyle joke lmao R.I.P. Sean Lock!

  • @ruairikendall302
    @ruairikendall302 Рік тому +1

    listening to him talk about his children getting older is really heartbreaking now

  • @cphthegeek1921
    @cphthegeek1921 2 роки тому +2

    Comedy Gold

  • @gibsonduvall
    @gibsonduvall Рік тому +1

    Lollipop ladies - Grrr, they make me cross!

  • @dougsholly9323
    @dougsholly9323 3 роки тому +4

    That last bit about Boyle was brutal. Funny, but brutal.

    • @4imagesmore
      @4imagesmore 2 роки тому +1

      Right out of the Frankie Boyle school of comedy. Wince.

  • @johnwurst6691
    @johnwurst6691 2 роки тому +1

    The Susan Boyle joke was mean... but funny as hell 😂

  • @Paul-dv4dr
    @Paul-dv4dr 2 роки тому +3

    Haha! I was on Special Brew for some time, really crazy tramp juice... glad those days are gone!

  • @nickthebubble4060
    @nickthebubble4060 2 роки тому +4

    His family must really miss him. Lovely funny man.

  • @leegibbs5317
    @leegibbs5317 3 роки тому +2

    Fun Fact - Carlsberg Special Brew was advertised on TV.

  • @Electric-Lady
    @Electric-Lady 2 роки тому +5

    Legend. RIP.

  • @asdaip
    @asdaip 5 років тому +35

    Book space on the side of stray dogs

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +22

    That might be the worst review I've ever heard "Not even boring"

  • @123456supersunny
    @123456supersunny 5 років тому +17

    Shaun's drunk in a school zone again...

  • @RustyVaperGameplay
    @RustyVaperGameplay 2 роки тому +4

    R I P

  • @DrunkSupermarkets
    @DrunkSupermarkets 5 років тому +26

    As a wheelchair user I have had quite a few people come and ask for 'a go'

    • @Mgooy
      @Mgooy 5 років тому +5

      My mate let me have a go of his electric wheelchair it was sick

    • @tjt5973
      @tjt5973 5 років тому +1

      Giz us a go bab

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 5 років тому +16

      Yeah, my sister gets asked that a lot , too. She's not in a wheelchair, though.

  • @jenniferkonstant5920
    @jenniferkonstant5920 3 роки тому +2

    He's not wrong about Hot Point!

  • @mistermagnifico
    @mistermagnifico 2 роки тому +4

    His children must be both sad and happy when they see these videos.

  • @massivechicken4099
    @massivechicken4099 2 роки тому

  • @DydydyA
    @DydydyA 5 років тому +4

    Holy shit it's like he's a different, less interesting person with his glasses off xD

  • @victorymansions
    @victorymansions 4 роки тому +3

    I'm not sure what the logic was here: I went into a WHSmith the other day. The fridge was full of every canned pop drink you can imagine, and in the upper left corner a 0% Heineken. Just, why?

    • @oskar7323
      @oskar7323 3 роки тому +3

      To be fair mate the problem started with you going to WHSmith to find a can

  • @annother3350
    @annother3350 5 років тому +19

    I had laser treatment and it smells like burning hair

    • @Daniel-wb4lr
      @Daniel-wb4lr 4 роки тому

      I agree it really does, I've had it

    • @cobrasys
      @cobrasys 4 роки тому

      Same here, to me it smelled more like burning shrimp. The best part was my doctor trying assuage me beforehand... "you might feel a weird smell, but don't worry, that's just the laser's gas (???)". Yeah, right. :D

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 4 роки тому +28

    Standup thats actually unique and fascinating, unlike the tripe that appears to have emerged from the comedy scene in the past 20 years or so

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 4 роки тому

      All 1970s stand up is absolutely golden, of course. Including Bernard Manning. Amazing stuff...

    • @andyhinds542
      @andyhinds542 2 роки тому

      @@tomkenning5482 It is if you're into casual racism. Ironically, though, I did find Bernard Manning to be funny. It's looking into it on a nuanced level. He had a brilliant delivery that cracked you up whether it was a racist joke or not. However, Sean Lock has me laughing continuously due to his surreal observations that stimulate the imagination because they are false. His false reminiscent stories about the games we used to play from his keep It Light tour are absolute classic comedy. However, when you watch it years down the line it shows subtle hints that he is making jokes about his oncoming demise to cancer are there if you pay attention. He was a brilliant comedian who we lost too soon. Then the real tragedy is that Roy Chubby Brown and Jim Davidson are still alive.

  • @michaelahilzensauer4994
    @michaelahilzensauer4994 2 роки тому

    RIP Sean

  • @jamiebirkett5305
    @jamiebirkett5305 5 років тому +7

    They actually put hair on

  • @sadstormtrooper
    @sadstormtrooper 4 роки тому +7

    Why does even the 1080p look like 360p

    • @jamesflames6987
      @jamesflames6987 3 роки тому +1

      Because that's the resolution of the video data.

    • @MrGwaldo
      @MrGwaldo 2 роки тому

      Did someone take your glasses?

  • @chrissneyd9278
    @chrissneyd9278 2 роки тому

    Still funny

  • @EddieHart
    @EddieHart 5 років тому +5

    Does anyone else think he sounds a bit like Murdoc Niccalls from Gorillaz at the start?

  • @cloudsparrow7729
    @cloudsparrow7729 2 роки тому

    see they've reduced the strength of Specky Brew.......if I was still a drinker I'd have to switch to British Sherry

  • @ralphmueller3725
    @ralphmueller3725 4 роки тому

    Foster, Australian for bath water.

  • @danielhamilton1130
    @danielhamilton1130 2 роки тому

    Rip

  • @jojohehe3251
    @jojohehe3251 5 років тому +1

    The Susan Boyle joke was a Frankie Boyle bit. Who pinched it from whom?

    • @theinqov
      @theinqov 3 роки тому

      that's a shame to hear, stealing other guys material is a big no no

  • @portuguesemeals3373
    @portuguesemeals3373 5 років тому +1

    The same joke about the glasses and the wheelchair was told by a portuguese comedian in 2007.
    ua-cam.com/video/TOB-hRWGCrw/v-deo.html

  • @kribz4576
    @kribz4576 5 років тому +4

    He’s better on panel shows tbh

    • @theinqov
      @theinqov 3 роки тому

      Funnily, I really don't like him on any panel shows, but saw his stand up a few days ago and enjoy them - conclusion: he is definitely very different on both

  • @bytemarc8550
    @bytemarc8550 5 років тому

    Nowhere near as good as his first dvd.

  • @sharont2009
    @sharont2009 2 роки тому

    Who was he never heard of him?

  • @therespectedlex9794
    @therespectedlex9794 5 років тому +3

    It's not like my petrol station. Bit too Islamified? They usually do sell beer. The British have Pakistani booze merchants (off license), the French have Arabs (gustation). Strange isn't it.

    • @who_Is_faten_helmi
      @who_Is_faten_helmi 5 років тому +3

      What do you mean ??

    • @therespectedlex9794
      @therespectedlex9794 5 років тому +1

      I can't be more specific than that. Look, where I live they don't sell alcohol or porn at the petrol stations, but they are Asian. The off-licences do, and are Asian. In France, they have shops called gustations, or vingt quatre sur vingt quatre (24 hours), often run by Arabs, which sell alcohol. Why do Muslims sell alcohol?

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 5 років тому +9

      What’s your point?

    • @therespectedlex9794
      @therespectedlex9794 5 років тому +2

      Oh I don't have one.

    • @DomEnoch13
      @DomEnoch13 5 років тому

      @@saoirsedeltufo7436 Muslims don't drink... why are they selling something that their religion denies?

  • @yippee8570
    @yippee8570 5 років тому +5

    I liked everything except the joke at the end. Making personal comments about people is not justifiable, Mr. Lock. That's just nasty.

  • @ihateadverts
    @ihateadverts 5 років тому +1

    Didn’t laugh once

    • @ChaosAnden
      @ChaosAnden 5 років тому +25

      Ok, thanks for sharing.

    • @notorioussneaky678
      @notorioussneaky678 5 років тому

      Ik mate it looks like you didn’t even want to smile on that picture on your UA-cam channel
      If it is indeed you
      Which I doubt

    • @ihateadverts
      @ihateadverts 5 років тому

      lol@@notorioussneaky678

    • @gubbi90
      @gubbi90 5 років тому +31

      I get that. I mean, let’s be real here: Sean Lock’s target audience isn’t people who have Justin Bieber playlists on their UA-cam profile. Might I recommend another stand-up ‘comedian’ that might fit your taste better? Look up Amy Schumer

    • @thetwoboyos8366
      @thetwoboyos8366 4 роки тому

      You should get that seen to😱