😂HILARIOUS Farm Jokes (Try Not To Laugh!) 😂

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  • Опубліковано 11 жов 2019
  • A hilarious video compilation of ALL of our favorite funny farm jokes! As told by the Peterson Farm Brothers and family. We think you'll be laughing by the end!
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  • @pws3rd170
    @pws3rd170 4 роки тому +14

    Last one finally got me. It's like a combo multiplier on dad jokes, eventually you hit the jackpot

  • @prezzle208
    @prezzle208 4 роки тому +31

    I don't know who was filming but their laughs cracked me up.

  • @nukinfuts6580
    @nukinfuts6580 4 роки тому +80

    Two windmills were sitting in a field. One goes “What kinda music do you like?” The other one replies “I am a HUGE metal fan!”

    • @hughsnuts7318
      @hughsnuts7318 4 роки тому +2

      The bloke arrested for rooting horses at Grafton last year is due for parole today. He's seeking stable employment

  • @KenSaylor
    @KenSaylor 4 роки тому +12

    Wholesome heroes these farmers are.

  • @danw6014
    @danw6014 4 роки тому +72

    Why can't you keep a secret on the farm?
    The pig will squeal on you.

  • @jimmydesanta3253
    @jimmydesanta3253 4 роки тому +22

    I like the tractor down and the pasture bed time one😂

  • @annm9139
    @annm9139 4 роки тому +54

    Those are so bad they're hilarious. My dad used to tell the "outstanding in his field" joke

  • @jigginwithg5595
    @jigginwithg5595 4 роки тому +92

    I will admit, i laughed at ever one

  • @LMDProductionsOfficial
    @LMDProductionsOfficial 4 роки тому +24

    I have a thing every week in my Ag class where the teacher makes us tell an ag joke. Thanks for covering me guys

  • @RennieDeeH
    @RennieDeeH Рік тому +4

    What do you call a magic cow? Moo-dini! Love you guys & appreciate the hard work you do for us all!

  • @codysfarm9711
    @codysfarm9711 4 роки тому +242

    What kind of car does a cow drive
    A cattlelac

  • @patrickmorgan3326
    @patrickmorgan3326 4 роки тому +17

    I’m still laughing because those jokes reminded me of my wife’s dad. He used to tell jokes just like yours and when someone told a corny joke our kids would turn to each other and say, “grampa joke”.

  • @vnesom
    @vnesom 4 роки тому +18

    Ya'll are hilarious!! Reminds me of some of the funny things that would just sort of "pop out" during times of extreme tiredness and/or extreme weather. Nothing like pulling fence when a Blue Northerner is blowing in!! A big THANK YOU from TEXAS!! Please keep fun, clean stuff like this coming!! We need all the laughter we can get!!

    • @adamstone6123
      @adamstone6123 Рік тому

      You seriously thought this was funny?!?!

  • @nathansmith4924
    @nathansmith4924 4 роки тому +6

    I can't think of the last time I laughed so hard. Its also one of those, 2 am, everythings funny things but. Amazing. Living in Texas, this is what I needed

  • @wesleyweygandt5190
    @wesleyweygandt5190 4 роки тому +180

    What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence
    Udder destruction

    • @FMK3680
      @FMK3680 4 роки тому +14

      tractor master I actually thought about the picture and it's disturbing

    • @Sackmatters
      @Sackmatters 4 роки тому +4

      tractor master better than every joke in the video.

    • @brotherjosephjordan4689
      @brotherjosephjordan4689 4 роки тому

      Udder know...what do you call it

    • @d.s.3551
      @d.s.3551 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrewholden7219 then it's not a cow.

    • @aislingpyers8806
      @aislingpyers8806 3 роки тому

      Fmk3680 5

  • @billkrause5808
    @billkrause5808 4 роки тому +13

    Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!

  • @hollyburcham9052
    @hollyburcham9052 4 роки тому +4

    2:09 ROASTED!!!
    get it!

  • @michaelcook768
    @michaelcook768 4 роки тому +11

    Cool, clean fun from 3 hard working brothers.

  • @deanmeyer1815
    @deanmeyer1815 4 роки тому +172

    Vegetarian: an old Indian word meaning "bad hunter".

  • @jamesedwards1528
    @jamesedwards1528 4 роки тому +22

    Bert said to Ernie do you want to get some ice cream Ernie said sherbert

  • @FMK3680
    @FMK3680 4 роки тому +112

    What do you call a vegetarian?
    a m i s t a k e

  • @panzerofthelake8699
    @panzerofthelake8699 3 роки тому +1

    Some city people won’t get this joke but farmers get all of them

  • @mc4nathan336
    @mc4nathan336 3 роки тому +8

    Time for a part 2 ! So good ,very much injoyed it !from Australia 🇦🇺

  • @christypowell6092
    @christypowell6092 4 роки тому +5

    I laughed entirely too hard at that last joke!

  • @brrobinson7985
    @brrobinson7985 4 роки тому +54

    What do you call a dog with no legs you don’t call him anything because he ain’t coming

    • @Asruie
      @Asruie 4 роки тому

      Lmao. good one

  • @farmerluke4660
    @farmerluke4660 4 роки тому +13

    Funny jokes guys keep up the great work👍

  • @markenge9348
    @markenge9348 4 роки тому +11

    What did the plow say to the tractor? Let's get hitched, John Deere. My three brothers and I (there were 4 of us) loved milk so much we once got injured drinking milk-----the cow laid down. When the farmer who had just won the lottery was asked what he was going to do with all that money what was his reply? I'm going to keep right on farming until it's all gone!

  • @ManicMama.
    @ManicMama. 2 роки тому +6

    Me and my 4 year old son just happened to find y’all’s “farmer style” video earlier and have been watching all y’all’s videos since. Love them!

  • @laughbot69
    @laughbot69 4 роки тому +2

    Wholesome content

  • @JoyLivi
    @JoyLivi 4 роки тому +1

    Not only are they great singers, but they also have the. Best. Humor!!!

  • @healthiertruckin9652
    @healthiertruckin9652 4 роки тому +9

    They were bad I laughed so hard. Perfect for my grandkids 😂😂😂 luv’d it 😜

  • @jokeswhale1137
    @jokeswhale1137 4 роки тому +66

    I always wondered why a male sheep is called a "ram",
    then it hit me.

  • @aidans5195
    @aidans5195 4 роки тому +15

    So cheesy but got a good laugh out of it

  • @swf2e
    @swf2e 4 роки тому +54

    What does an ear of corn say when you give it a compliment?
    Awe Shucks.
    ---------
    A fly went into a cows ear and ended up in the milk bucket. What does that prove?
    In one ear, out the udder.

    • @felonyfetcher808
      @felonyfetcher808 4 роки тому

      I laughed way to hard at the corn one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!!!!!!

  • @TheMacs1
    @TheMacs1 2 роки тому

    You guys rock!

  • @accomplicejosht224
    @accomplicejosht224 4 роки тому +7

    Hahahaha! I love them all guys! Great farm jokes.

  • @Adam_Poirier
    @Adam_Poirier 4 роки тому +2

    😂 All three of you guys are ready to have grandchildren that you will be telling these jokes to

  • @rustynails.8550
    @rustynails.8550 4 роки тому +2

    Eggcellent ,! 🐔🐓.

  • @WhiteTiger333
    @WhiteTiger333 4 роки тому +1

    Groooaaaaan!! Great ones!

  • @sc7836
    @sc7836 3 роки тому +1

    Love you guys. Got me smilin

  • @sandieyule1644
    @sandieyule1644 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the laughs and giggles! Farm clean funny clean jokes!

  • @horselover6672
    @horselover6672 4 роки тому +39

    Why can’t the hen tell her eggs jokes?
    They always crack up.

  • @dankeller399
    @dankeller399 4 роки тому

    Friggin' hilarious!! 😂😂

  • @blake4273
    @blake4273 4 роки тому +2

    You guys are great

  • @Arakasi22
    @Arakasi22 4 роки тому +10

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    I'd like to think we are living in a time when a chicken's motives aren't questioned.

  • @jessehiebert3419
    @jessehiebert3419 4 роки тому +5

    Awesome video guys!
    You just made my day

  • @kathycovington7301
    @kathycovington7301 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you! Y'all are so funny!!!

  • @jamesranger6283
    @jamesranger6283 4 роки тому +3

    Nice. Good for the kids they will love these jokes.

  • @JonesNate
    @JonesNate 2 роки тому

    1:50 -- "What did the mama cow say to her calf?"
    Cow: "Moo"
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jake6.7
    @jake6.7 4 роки тому +4

    Hahahaha! I was Laughing so hard I almost fell off my dinosaur!😂

  • @didik7777
    @didik7777 4 роки тому +15

    Vegetarians: A huge Missed Steak!!!!! Love it. Great to see this kind of content on UA-cam. Great Job guys!!!!!!!!!!

  • @albertasgardeningandothert3104
    @albertasgardeningandothert3104 4 роки тому

    This is great.

  • @fazedrummer569gaming3
    @fazedrummer569gaming3 4 роки тому +2

    This was the funniest thing I have watched all day 😂😂😂😂

  • @Layla_HorseGirl13
    @Layla_HorseGirl13 2 роки тому +1

    These are all hilarious

  • @rebeccadaugherty3084
    @rebeccadaugherty3084 4 роки тому +3

    My brother loves you guys 😂

  • @theathjr
    @theathjr Рік тому +1

    Quality boys and girls. This is quality. Great job

  • @kf9233
    @kf9233 4 роки тому +3

    You brothers are soooo funny! Thanks for making my day!!!!!!!!

  • @lauriee348
    @lauriee348 2 роки тому +1

    Oh my word!! This is hilarious!!! I had to send this to my Dad!!!! Sounds just like him!!

  • @judyheim6998
    @judyheim6998 Рік тому

    GROOOOAAANNN!LOVE YOU BOYS.

  • @Christyc250
    @Christyc250 4 роки тому +4

    Life of a farmer, we live wheat to wheat.

    • @hughsnuts7318
      @hughsnuts7318 4 роки тому +1

      Got a joke about chicken feed but forgot how to pellet. Stupid vids on my channel:?

  • @caseybhargraves3696
    @caseybhargraves3696 4 роки тому

    Great job guys!!

  • @reidbankert4425
    @reidbankert4425 4 роки тому +11

    You really gotta watch what you say in the corn fields, there’s a lot of ears!

  • @alliekat85
    @alliekat85 4 роки тому +1

    These are so puny!! You all are awesome!

  • @tylerjohnson2136
    @tylerjohnson2136 3 роки тому

    That was awesome

  • @briannab5296
    @briannab5296 4 роки тому

    Clever AND funny!! 👍🤣

  • @alexisbake6307
    @alexisbake6307 4 роки тому +13

    This was hilarious guys 😂 good job

  • @joangouldner5021
    @joangouldner5021 2 роки тому

    Love your jokes

  • @margaretjones5572
    @margaretjones5572 4 роки тому +2

    Hahahahahaha
    LOVELY! THANKYOU!
    FarmerMJ

  • @michellegoit488
    @michellegoit488 4 роки тому +3

    I definitely laughed 🤣

  • @maddieholland8305
    @maddieholland8305 4 роки тому +5

    Their laughs killed me! I laughed at all the jokes honestly 😂

    • @adamstone6123
      @adamstone6123 Рік тому

      What?? It was the least funny video I've ever seen! Was so bad I couldn't finish it! Are you from the south? Maybe that could explain the people here thinking it was funny!

    • @maddieholland8305
      @maddieholland8305 Рік тому

      @@adamstone6123 I am from the South, yes. I’m so sorry you found it so unpleasant you couldn’t finish it. Do enjoy your day scrolling through things you find funny!

  • @russellrichburg
    @russellrichburg 4 роки тому

    Loved it

  • @JacobDuncan-yo5ut
    @JacobDuncan-yo5ut 7 місяців тому

    These jokes were hilarious😂

  • @jennylynnatkins7221
    @jennylynnatkins7221 4 роки тому +3

    These jokes were "corney"🌽...yet super funny!!! Good one y'all!!!😅🐄🐂🐃🍅👨‍🌾

  • @bryang7216
    @bryang7216 4 роки тому

    Best video to date

  • @kathyvandermolen228
    @kathyvandermolen228 2 роки тому

    Good ones!! 🤣😜😃

  • @sueprater688
    @sueprater688 4 роки тому +2

    I love that guys shirt with the FFA semble on it!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE FFA 💙💛💙💛💙💛

  • @ashleycockrum9261
    @ashleycockrum9261 3 місяці тому

    This is great and hilarious

  • @Anamnesis
    @Anamnesis 9 місяців тому +1

    Oh you got dad jokes huh? Hold my beer and watch this... 😂

  • @nickpepper4592
    @nickpepper4592 4 роки тому

    Heard most but still laughed!

  • @SAMMY-vx8nc
    @SAMMY-vx8nc 4 роки тому

    That was AWESOME 🤪🤙

  • @pamalvestad3848
    @pamalvestad3848 4 роки тому +1

    Needed a good laugh 😄 Thanks 🤗

  • @davidangus6632
    @davidangus6632 4 роки тому

    Great vid

  • @theohiosquad5333
    @theohiosquad5333 3 роки тому +1

    What did the Case say to the John Deere?
    "You're looking awful green today"

  • @mgrossy338
    @mgrossy338 2 роки тому

    This video made my day they are so funny

  • @witeskyn7
    @witeskyn7 4 роки тому

    1:42 "Protractor." Lol!!

  • @jeniflamingo7902
    @jeniflamingo7902 3 роки тому

    This is the cutest thing ever

  • @twilighttime
    @twilighttime 3 роки тому

    Hahahahha this is great♥️
    Thank-you!

  • @rshoemaker7368
    @rshoemaker7368 3 роки тому

    GREAT!

  • @danoutlaw0116
    @danoutlaw0116 4 роки тому +1

    If its red, Leave it in the shed. If it's Green, Well just don't let it be.

  • @ethanlee9441
    @ethanlee9441 Рік тому

    That was good guys

  • @mofarmvideos5571
    @mofarmvideos5571 4 роки тому +4

    I'm a vegetarian farmer. And I laughed. :) Cute!

    • @JackieJP
      @JackieJP 2 роки тому +1

      Yes!! Many of us do have a sense of humor!! 👍🏼🙂

  • @randy6650
    @randy6650 11 місяців тому

    Enjoyed watching the video Guy's 😊

  • @TheEpicDragonCat
    @TheEpicDragonCat 4 роки тому

    Totally going to use these!

  • @pensltuckyoutdoors1951
    @pensltuckyoutdoors1951 4 роки тому +30

    What do farmers call vegetarians???? A weed eater

  • @katewizer2736
    @katewizer2736 3 роки тому

    Which piece of furniture is the bull's favorite?
    The Cowch

  • @ariellapansinoneelefkovits2701
    @ariellapansinoneelefkovits2701 4 роки тому +2

    To-ma-toes! 😆

  • @deborrahdutra5599
    @deborrahdutra5599 4 роки тому +1

    So glad I found this UA-cam channel You guys are amazing

  • @zombiegirl9174
    @zombiegirl9174 4 роки тому +1

    I love that farm land! Ah tractors are so cool 😍

  • @earlhoyt8745
    @earlhoyt8745 Рік тому +1

    I know this video is dated but I needed it to laugh when I laugh it releases stress for me thanks truly GOD BLESS from one believer to another 🙏🏻🙂

  • @jacobjordan7644
    @jacobjordan7644 4 роки тому +1

    You got me I'm in tears man this is good I'm saving and sharing this