Everything Wrong With xXx In 17 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that... remind yourself how sinful the first one was.
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Still waiting for everything wrong with Bee Movie
don't need Jeremy for that. i can do it in one word: EVERYTHING
there's nothing wrong with the be movie. it's perfect
nothing is wrong with bee movie
No movie is without sin
Except for the bee movie
This has to be the hardest movie to find on the internet.
Aldo El Apache I commenting on here so when I get he link I'll reply back
That was the idea behind the title.
Aldo El Apache its on Netflix
"Hardest" good choice of words sir but not entirely true haha
I've heard True Lies is actually really hard to find a watchable version.
I forget what the case was, but there was also an animated movie that had its rights bought by a director so he could show it in the background. Distribution of the movie died as they never planned to sell the animate movie to anyone.
I know it's a different point, but just what I know.
"Nothing like fresh powder" Vin Diesel repeats what the screen writer said while making this movie.
ha ha ha drug joke
*where is the stupid fuckin bitches at?*
@@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite they're cumming
Ding!
"this film focuses too much on action and not enough on how fabulous everyones coats are" I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS! I THOUGHT NO ONE ELSE NOTICED!!!!
Dannesh Bastani I know right?! the one thing I remember from watching this film a ton when I was a teenager ( was huge into jackass and CKY at the time too so explains a lot why I loved this film) was the big fancy fur coats!
fan-fucking-tastic
@@croquemaster314 -fan-fucking-tastic-
*FUR-FUCKIN-TASTIC**
YW
"Even if this is the brightest-lit venue I have ever seen for a metal concert in my life"
To be fair, it's a Rammstein concert. They go through more fireworks in two songs than the entirety of China on Chinese New Year.
The heat, even in the back row, is unbelievable. It can be an outdoor concert on a cool night, and it's like 35°c 100m away from the stage
Popcorn Horse is that warm? Not trying to be rude it’s just 35 degrees sounds really cold. Lol
J3rsey devil1228 americans still don’t know about celsius and the metric system? But it‘s 95 degress in donkey measurements
@@Jrseydevil 35c, not F.
Can we acknowledge the failed fist bump at 08:48 that snapped me
The "bitches" were coming
I never noticed it… GREAT CATCH!!!
The first take they clearly bumped because you can see the guy look to the fist 🤜🏼 and then look up because it was too late. 😂😂😂
He even raised his left fist 😂😂😂
So fun fact, this movie was called "xXx" because the producers thought it would make the film harder to pirate online since there is a ton of "XXX" stuff on the internet already.
KhaosN7 Isn't that kinda arrogant?
It's funny because even if you include "Vin Diesel" to narrow the search it comes up with shit from Shane Diesel, the porn star.
funny thing is that no one would wanna waste their time downloading/seeding this shit movie haha
Is that why it's also terrible? I know that's the reason I didn't pirate it. They sure got me good.
And if you just write it as xXx it will only give you the movie. Or just add "movie" to xxx
"Vin Diesel is known for...his dungeons and dragons fandom..."
Wait what? Really?
ThatPedanticCommenter
True, he admitted it in a ”Last witch hunter" interview.
That and break dancing.
ThatPedanticCommenter
Yup, The Last Witch Hunter (and allegedly Riddick) was based off one of his D&D characters.
He wrote the foreword for an edition of D&D I think. I also believe that one of the fake tattoos on his chest in this movie is the name of his D&D character.
been well known for a long time really
The best line in this whole movie is, "Bitches Come!!"
If you do it, do it right, they do.
💀💀💀
Which might be a reference to Clarence Boddicker's "Bitches, leave."
@@judsongaiden9878 I see you are also a man of the utmost culture. 🧐
@@judsongaiden9878 thought the exact same thing
I had a lot of fun with this movie, stupid as it was.
Yeah, me too.
Patricia Davis same
I would love to have a lot of fun with you.
VM 9 same ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How? Did you fuck the dvd case?
They should just called this new Triple X movie. Fast and the furious 8
Yes lol
Boi
But there already is gonna be a Fast and Furious 8
I know it's a joke
I know
Cheesey as it is, I still love this movie. Nearly 20 years on and I still sit down every so often to watch. Would make an awesome video game
Anarchy 99...
@@k1ngk4gl3 what about anarchy 99 friendo?
If you think it'd make a good game, you should totally check out the Chronicles of Riddick video game.
@@kennylunacy Holy crap I forgot about the CoR game. My cousin had that. I played it a few times on his xbox.
They made a video game, I'm pretty sure it was on game boy advanced.
I like this movie, but I know it has _so_ many sins. And it's pretty stupid, yet enjoyable.
But hey, at least it's not as bad as State of the Union.
3:25
And he does, the 2009 game Wheelman and the two Chronicles of Riddick titles; Escape from Butcher Bay and Assault on Dark Athena.
+Matthew Cool I like those games, too. And I thought this movie was pretty fun. Definitely better than State of the Union, for sure.
Giving you a thumbs up just for having Best Girl as your pic.
Matthew Cool I loved the end credits song, Adrenaline
Wow, are you in my head? I couldn't say it better myself. I love the first xXx despite it's many flaws. It's connected to many happy memories :)
DO TROPIC THUNDER!!!!
GET THIS TO THE TOP SO HE SEES IT!!!!!
Derek I'm not sure this will help....
Kougaji Sciacallo if it gets to the top in the comments, he will see it
Derek So if we keep commenting... We might just succeed.
Kougaji Sciacallo then we must continue commenting
14:15 You literally see the rope that's holding him
My question is why the hell would a foreign agent in Prague say 50 miles versus 80 kilometers?
Idgarad Lyracant exposition.
exposition fine, but why wouldn't they use metric?
Because it's an American-made movie, and Americans watching it would be like "dafuq...how far is that?" if the writers didn't use miles as a measurement of distance. Most of us (though not all, thank you all my years living overseas) are completely crap at distance in kilometers.
a pound is not 500 grams..
***** WRONG! I don't know if you Americans use different kilos but 1 pound = 0.454kg.
0:54 Jesus fucking Christ! They really aren't kidding when they say Samuel L Jackson is in every movie ever made! Seriously, is there any movie this guy won't do?
If it's got a paycheck attached...he'll do it.
Geoff Burkman Yep and this includes commercial appearances and audio recording of books on tape!
Why not be in a bunch of movies? Especially since it pays well and you enjoy acting.
He is the black version of Kevin Bacon.
+Brandon Smith
So he's ... Krispy Bacon?
I'll see myself out.
15:15 every computer bank in that room is putting off more heat than a cigarette.
A cigarette burns at about 950c when inhaling.
I don't know of many computers/servers that reach those temps
@@SteenG3yL but it's so tiny compared to fridge sized objects expelling 60°C+ air. Sure, flares are smaller than fighter jets and they still trick the missile but they are engineered to do so. Cigarette is engineered to give you cancer.
16:43 his sunglasses are upside down. Look at it. LOOK AT IT.
Shit u rite
what the fuck xD
"And you know what we do to bad men."
"Elect them?"
god damn..😂
They forgot the sin for how the stunt man looked nothing like the character!
I'm fine with that; that probably have us Once upon a time in Hollywood ;)
Vin Diesel was a lot more talkative and emotive in this movie than he was in any Fast and Furious movie.
Back then, he didn't have family :-)
'' you know what we do with bad men ?? ''
: elect them
fkg glorious
The only movie I remember hearing that a stunt man died while doing the parachute Stunt near the bridge. Unfortunate it was a good looking stunt too
This is why I prefer it when actors do their own stunts.
That's unfortunate, the stunt went wrong damn, what happened, was he's angle off?, parachute late deploying
@@wwerules000 as he was parachuting down he was supposed to just go under the bridge barely missing it but unfortunately it was off and he hit the bridge full force it was too late for him to disconnect from his chute before he hit
The dutch angles are to tell the audience that the people on screen are the bad guys. Crooked camera= crooked people. The 60's Batman series did that a hell of a lot.
@RuleofVicus The author of the book was such a bad guy that I think it's safe to say his characters are guilty by association.
@RuleofVicus pretty much... yeah.
@RuleofVicus well yeah but the Dutch angles were to symbolize a twisted world... and that it's a bad film.
You are correct but when you overuse anything, it tends to lose it's significance!
"You know what we do to bad men?" "Elect them?"
A slow clap to that, good sir. Well done.
0:30 he actually says “I’m telling you no, what do you know about him”
And the guys replies “bastard”
Yeah, fucking what
Is that Czech?
@@DixieRect Russian.
Wait, this ain't porn!
U think ur funny ?
Evert Miranda I'm sure he does
The acting is similar though
Straight White Male, Welcome to the Xander Zone
Close enough for me. I'm not really picky.
One thing to note why Xander was able to get involved with the criminals is because he is well known for being, well, XXX. The bad guy's brother even says that he is a fan of Xander's work. Basically, it is like an Argo situation; the incredible stupid ridiculous idea was crazy enough that no one would have thought it was fake. So Xander walking up "Hey, I want to see Yorgi 'cause I want a bunch of cars" works for that reason.
The ending bit from twister had me dying for a minute "the suck zone" 😂
lmfao Jeremy what? His EYELASHES are what you notice?
*looks at eyelashes*
wait why isn't this minus one sin
Becuase he's not known for that and that's a sin.
As opposed to noticing what at 3:49? That Vin is smelling and tasting his tattoo of an animal?
By the way don't search for "eww xxx", because you're going to find something a little different...
TheCorporateMoose did you seriously type that in?
Yup, it doesn't find "Everything Wrong With XXX"
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
TheCorporateMoose 😣😶🤭🤫
TheCorporateMoose immediately google eww xxx
"This smells like real blood..."
But is it human blood, or a pig's blood, or blood from some kind of fish, or even politician blood?
There is no way you can tell from the scent of dried blood where the blood originated from.
Fish have blood?
@@SteenG3yL no they have paint
"BEHTCHEZ CAHM" My favorite part of the movie
totally expected him to say "you've entered the bone zone"
same lmao
Woaaah woaahh, let's calm down with the dirty talk
Holliday Jones you've entered the bone zone.
Holliday Jones bone saws readyyy!
the bone zone thing would make sense, with the name being XXX.
Anyone here who noticed at 11:28 that the light is shining on the seats so that there will a X appear?
Ending with the Iron Giant.
Laughs never turned to tears so fast.
You should do the bee movie in inspiration of the memes
"The bee movie but every time it's stupid I sin it"
Nick Is trash tbh my favorite line from the movie is:Ya like Jazz I also like "That's a man dressed in woman's clotheing that's not a queen that's drag queen" (sorry for my bad American I'm English)
Michael J. Caboose pff I love those scenes
Michael J. Caboose HAHAHA
WAIT CABOOSE!?
IMAGINE HOW WORRIED CHURCH IS RIGHT NOW!
GET BACK TO BASE!
how on earth did he not mention the 'stop thinking cop and start thinking playstation' moment
WELCOME TO THE XANDER ZONE
X A N D E R Z O N E
UnknownAnon may I take your order
Greatest line ever.Obvious sarcasm is obvious
So including Xander, how many people has Jeremy recruited to be in CinemaSins? Because I have a feeling there'd be at least two dozens.
Kemal Alis there should be a wiki for that
That's ... a good question actually. Is it weird that I'd love to see all of them brought together to sin some truly awful movies like The Room or anything by Uwe Boll?
sandy cheecks would be good at cinemasins
Ahh, Danny Trejo uses a "Machete" in non-Machete movies cliche
*DING
not very good
Aw shit, it's 2002 again! I'm gonna go skateboarding, and play Dreamcast, and listen to The Offspring, and ...
Simultaneously watch The Covenant? (I think that's 2002, correct me if I'm wrong. Also, watch that movie if you haven't heard of it, it's hilariously edgy.)
@@pigeonssuck6943 The Covenant came out in 2006 actually.
@@James_Griffin Holy shit, I didn't even remember I'd ever watched Cinemasins. I apologise for my sins.
no way i love the offspring
Of course Danny Trejo never went to the Ocelot university of Torture.
You mean, don't question the guy, just torture him until he gives up, still don't ask any questions and ending up telling him more than he ever told you?
Then let him escape, and claim that it was all part of your master plan.
Uuuuuuhhhhhh yeah. But not information he needs to know. Ocelot only told Snake personal information.
he probably went but Ocelot just spun his revolver for the whole semester
Sarcasmitron
Consider this: there was only one guard, which spent most of his time on the toilet, no surveillance, the gear was conveniently placed right in the next room and instead of putting a remote triggered bomb or a motion sensor bomb in it, he used a time bomb. If you see it that way, then the escape WAS way to easy.
Should’ve finished the book dude
Literally one of the best sins ever
You think THIS movie is stupid...?
Everything Wrong With The Mechanic: Resurrection
Karmas Camera yeah, nooooice
+Karmas Camera Yeah, that movie was pretty dumb.
Karmas Camera YES I REGRET WATCHING THAT FILM!
Karmas Camera, I literally saw you on TF2 yesterday. Damn.
That movie was horrible.
Ahhh...I remember that line from the cartoonish villain in minute 14:34 - 14:40, where the villain says: "these guys attacked those guys, those guys attack these guys, and soon the whole world implodes." I remember laughing so hard in the theater at the unintentionally bad dialog. The fact that the script writer did not have the decency to name who "these guys" and "those guys" are, shows how inept and lazy the writing was.
And you didn't mention "Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation." was a funny line and product placement.
so we're not gonna talk about the heat seeking rocket launcher just being a video camera with a pipe on it 🌚🌚
yea that's the question instead of anything being slighty warmer than his cigaret (he wasn't smoking on it)
15:13
The iCarly apartment has a cage elevator, Spencer Shay has a motorcycle. iCarly is XXX spin-off confirmed
I dont know who saw this movie in the theater but the avalanche scene was badass. It ridiculously loud and intense in the theater I saw it in. Best scene in the movie in the theater
i saw it in the theater...can confirm this
haven't even seen the video yet but I'm gambling 150 sins. movie break soooo many logics
AYO VICK so close
Massimo Mirigello OMG I WAS OFF BY 3!😂😂😂😂😂
If you add all lines in Russian present in this video, you will get exactly 150, because all 3 of them are bullshit
'Break soooooo many logics' Hahahaahahahaha ..... pauses for breath ..... hahahahahahahahaahha
laurel huppert
Jasonlynch
I really like CinemaSins, but they never reply to comments.
They do
Shankar Ram They did comment on one video. I think it was EWW Friday 13th but I can't be sure.
Just realised if was a joke...
Shankar Ram they used to when the had less subscribers
Well the first 100 comments on their videos are usually "First" or "second" or "lol" so I wouldn't really want to connect with this subscriber base either.
Xanders using the gta 5 motorcycle glitch to do all those sick stunts
10:04 - Actually, they did have 2 people check his body and they mentioned it was "paint".
However, it's a deleted scene as they would have probably known right away Xander was an Agent if it was left in.
So it was cut for that reason. **Adds another sin**
One or two extra sins involving the avalanche scene: according to my Ski Patrol friend, two small frag grenades would not be enough to trigger an avalanche. Usually they use charges of 2 pounds of dynamite or more. The slide would be more likely be triggered by him riding down the mountain. Also, why not follow the slide instead of being chased by it?
The Financial Times has a weekend edition, so yes you CAN read it on Sunday’s.
Besides, you're passing time on a Sunday, im pretty sure he would've read Winnie the Pooh if it was on the shelf
I got an ad for this movie before the video lol
SPARTA ninj same! I was looking through the comments to see if anyone else did haha
SPARTA ninj omg I did as well lol
SPARTA ninj this is the first one
WOW! It matched xxx to xxx WOW! AMAZING, LMAO
SPARTA ninj Me too!
"You know what we do to bad men"
"Elect them"?? 😂😂
Well it’s true most politicians are bad and say they’d do this but never do it blame it on someone else and say if they get elected they’ll stop this person from doing what they want which is usually the party that’s not in the White House
6:24 : I never watched the whole movie because I was never able to go past this...
Rafael Lucchesi:
Same here.
Come on Jeremy, no sins removed for the opening Rammstein concert?! Shame..........
Maybe because Rammstein is awesome.
@@geedub88 no
maaaaaaan, concert would have to be on end on film to remove sins. Started strong and finished weak. U cant remove sin when there are almost non yet.
@@MrSaintVehementus Like citizen kane?
Everything wrong with Tropic Thunder!!!!!
Vin Diesel: "Welcome to the Xander Zone!"
Sin Counter: **Ding**
Haha thanks for that
"Heat-seeking rocket launcher" is just a Sony HandyCam with a piece of PVC pipe glued on and dipped in gray paint.
14:26 Not me. I've been drooling over those fur coats and lost focus on what you've been saying half the time! lol
3:16 - That's Mat Hoffman, he's probably one of if not the most hardcore BMX rider to date. Just sayin'.
This movie does not contain multiple lap dances
+1 sin
And all sins fall off because secret Rammstein concert.
Mouth flame thrower power !
Der Metzgermeister I’m surprised no comment on the nude scene
I was really hoping you were going to take a sin off for “Hatebreed.”
4:15 - The screenwriter was reading Detective Conan and liked the whole deduction part of "Allow me to explain why all these mistakes and actions made it clear that YOU are the culprit", and wanted to put it into this movie.
Do doctor strange as soon as possible
mounir maged YASS
When is the bluray and dvd release? He won't do it till then.
28/02 US
It'll be interesting to see if he sins or anti-sins the whole "bodily harm actually means something" angle throughout the film. XD
+mounir maged is 'doctor strange' slang for Fruitvale Station?
15:50 During “Diwali”, you are out of fire crackers, the shops are 50 miles away and are about to close in half an hour 😂😂😂😂
"Also, these candles don't set the mood in any way-- I'm either worried the mansion is going to burn down or that I've joined a vampire cult. Either way, my boner is going to retreat somewhere further down the Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs pyramid."
Hahaha that's a great way to phrase that joke
-10 sins for Rammstein intro. that shit was fuckin 10/10
there are so many dutch angles, I almost thought it was a really extreme episode of Batman 66.
"Pasta Rocket" is a term used to describe Italian Super-Cars.
You should have played the "bitches come" scene backwards with Kurtwood Smith saying "Bitches leave!"
CountArtha I'll give you anything you want please dont kill me
“Maslow’s ‘Hierarchy of Needs’ Pyramid” … priceless!
5:19 Unfortunate that I know this, but in the Babysitter movie, Vin Diesel breaks this record by getting knocked out in the first few minutes.
was expecting to see a HIIIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE! montage, but was disappointed.
ding!
5:43 who's hand is that and what is it doing
@1:43 he put the corvette in “drive” and went in reverse and why is he driving an automatic corvette... that’s 2 additional sins
Anyone else get an ad for this before watching the video?
Rachel Torres yep
Rachel Torres no, because the ad is for the new movie, this is the first
Rachel Torres how can u get an ad for a movie that came out in 2002
Just get UA-cam red
You missed one big Cinema sin. When they crash the car off the bridge the car hits the bottom and explodes then his men collect the cameras from the car and takeoff. How would any of those cameras still be functional after falling from a 500 foot bridge in bursting into flames?
I just searched "xxx" on UA-cam
WJZAV It's not my fault!
xxx
That gun is pretty damn amazing though... Safety single fire 3 round burst AND automatic?? I need one...
the only great thing about this movie is it introduced me to rammstein so i will forgive it all its sins
If you wanna get shitfaced, I've got a drinking game for you. Take a shot whenever there's Vans product placement in this movie. Good fucking luck
DirtyMack i take a shot per sin.
14:32 Putin when he hacked the US election.
***** do take note that I'm not being 100% serious 😉
"Bitches come" is the best line of the movie. Also, now I see why he became Nick Fury
Please do Gone in 60 Seconds sins
Would that be "... in 60 seconds or less" ? xD
Honestly, you could have sinned that finale about 50 more times and I think most people would be okay with it.
Damn, does this one have the most ads of all Sins channels' videos? I'm getting 5 ad breaks this time.
I held my crush's hand for the first time last week while watching Rogue One with her :)
Congrats.
Grant Perry nice one
Grant Perry Aww that's cute :)
Grant Perry dayum, boi!
Bow chicka wow wow
When will you bee doing the Bee Movie?
"Ponzi crush" is the single best thingbive heard on this channel
Hi
Im from Mozambique and thanks for the Props...
:D
Still better than State of the Union.
Also are we not gonna talk about how 3 chemical weapons exploded under water in Prague and nobody batted an eye?
+CinemaSins do a sin count on The Bye Bye Man
Dj WolfDragon Not until it's on DVD/Blu-ray.
TigerishNose9 I can agree on that
+TigerishNose9 So next week
lol
Who even saw the bye bye man? Dumbest movie name ever and looked even worse. That trash isnt worth a video on this channel.
kevin weiler That's why it needs to be sinned