Everything Wrong With Wanted In 17 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Wanted is a ridiculous action movie that had a lot of things going for it... until it got to that f*cking loom!! Here are the sins of Wanted.
Next week: Forgettable animation sins and REALLY forgettable foreign action film sins.
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I wonder how many "Cause fuck physics" sins are in this video.
Not enough.
I came to watch this for that sole purpose. I had already even thought back to the curving bullet and said it myself just in case he doesn't before I begin watching this.
That should've been a bonus round
Does anyone else find it funny that James McAvoy was paralyzed in X-Men: First Class by a curving bullet?
HOLY CRAP OMG
Bruh.. 😂😂
DUDE what the hell
Wow I just realized this 😂
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I can't hate this movie, it's just so fun and over the top that's always a pleasure to rewatch. The Fuck You keyboard scene is so underrated
Nah, it's really the bullshittiest movie.
@@David-iv6je i just saw it yesterday and it was pretty enjoyable, obviously over the top but still a unique fun action movie with a cool concept. Plus it had symbolism and underlying themes about fate and stuff so its not just shlock like a lot of other action movies. I'm not going to act like it's high art but I'd say its a good movie.
Plus the Xbox game was actually not terrible
@@David-iv6je nah, there are bullshittiester movies….so incredibly more movies
@@-MrFozzy- That's true. Maybe we should consider it bullshittiest among movies that "employed actors who do not seem like they are acting." An under-rated skill. But this movie employed far more plot armor than your average action flick.
"If vin diesel bends a bullet in the next movie, so help me god..."
this just killed me XD. How do u come up with these things ?
Cant wait for lightsaber fights in fast and furious 9
LIghtsabers are spared for 'Fas10 Your Seatbelts'.
Yeah, Ryan N, I nearly busted up laughing out loud in this library I'm in when Jeremy uttered that line. It would also be the one and only Fast and Furious movie I'd bother going to see with any enthusiasm whatsoever purely to see just how much Jeremy would froth at his mouth in such rage.
it suck he didn't take a sin off of the screen where professor x smack starlord with a keyboard.
I heard Patrick Stewart was originally going to be cast in this part, but because of the long standing blood fued between he and Morgan Freeman, he refused. Actually the whole movie was going to be made as a cover to squash that beef but they went to far with it. Obviously.
Zach Fetters. What does that have to do with a keyboard?
Who？
@@Zach-Fetters Not that professor x, but the younger one dumbass
@@shane7778 exactly. Wow are people really this thick? It's a joke. How the fuck do you guys not get it it obviously has nothing to do with his comment which is the comedic appeal. Jesus christ i hope your both children.
" We need you to emote Chris Pratt... No emote!" Lmao
Few things, first the reason he enlisted Wesley so quickly was to get rid of cross and then immediately has fox kill wes. And Wesley's dad did know where he lived, he was kinda stalking him all the time watching over him and never told him because he didn't want the fraternity finding him.
That awkward moment when you thought CinemaSins already did a video for this movie, but he did it only now 🤔
I don't know why but that very thing has been happening a lot to me lately.
Though not with this particular movie, I wasn't even aware of its existence.
That was a fucking SICK reference, bro.
Everyone loves this channel so much but it's still underrated. 10/10 every time
4:15 James McAvoy does his best Morty impression
Noah Ammerman I thought the same thing!!
Noah Ammerman hahahah so true! Morty on point !
James McAvoy would make a great Morty in a live action adaptation!
Holy fuck theres no way this isnt actually Justin Roiland shouting that xD
cinema sins: for when you don't have the patience to watch the full movie
But it's even better after you've watched the movie.
Or for movies that are presumably so bad, you'd rather spend 15 minutes on Cinema Sins than 2 hours on the movie.
I never have the patience for any drawn out movie- plus, this one especially is a purely brilliant video! x'D
Alan Parker I saw it when I was a kid.
Expecting this to get A LOT of sins
but this is still my favourite movie of all time.
Love this movie…I wish there were sequels! I also like that bending bullet SEEMS like it could work
16:09
the loom shows the name which will be responsible for death of many people... or at least that is what the movie was trying to say when they had Fox told Wesly that if you kill that person, you may save another thousand
Do Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017)!
Wanted (Both the comic and the movie) is like if some edgy 13 year old watched The Matrix and Fight Club, loved them but didn't get what made those movies work
King Chrollo Don't really see what that has to do with anything
King Chrollo. What, you never saw a Pam Grier movie?
i feel like all mark millar comics are like that (haven't read them though)
when the article says there are eight dead they arent just referring to the roof. There are 5 dead on the roof, the girl across and probably 2 others dead from when they tried to shoot the target in the building. Its also why the headline clearly says 5 dead on rooftop
Who remembers how sick this movie looked in the trailer at first, with Angelina's towel tattoo strut and the curved bullets? Haha then you see it and you're like uhh not horrible.
I loved it!
3:32
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4:15 - Oh my God, I think I just found the perfect actor for Morty on a "Rick and Morty" live action movie XD.
he's too old now, but the voice is perfect
Zorro del Demonio That would be awesome if it wasn't for age.
There's one already. Back to the future!
I know, i know.
I absolutely thought he sounded like Morty, as well lol
😂so that's why this sounded so familiar.
The "shoot the wings off the flies" thing deserve more than a hundred sins
Expecting "The Simpsons Movie" to be sinned, but chosed "Wanted" instead.
Chosed isn't a word
In case anyone's wondering the scene where he's in the store talking with Angeles jolie, that was shot in an actual store. It was called the egg store and it used to be in cermak plaza located in Berwyn Illinois. Well until they tore the place down for new stores and all. It Was really epic when they were shooting the scene but we could only see it from a distance because the whole area was sectioned off from spectators. Meh the more you know 🙂
17:12 has me crying
This movie is suggesting that these people move at Flash-like speed when handling bullets.
@16:26 She shoots a bullet that is strong/fast enough to go through several skulls and yet she has time to throw the pistol and stand up straight to smile at Wesley before she dies.
AND Wesley is able to be fast enough to react to the pistol throwing!
Do 28 weeks later
Am I the only one laughing at the incredibly obvious body replacement at 13:41?
DO A "EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE EMOJI MOVIE" WHEN IT COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!
Dino Velocir you think they won't?
Jonathan Campbell well they could forget that's why I'm reminding them
Dino Velocir nothing will be wrong with the emoji movie
Dudd there is nothing wrong with the perfect movie that is The Emoji Movie. Your opinions are invalid.
9:45 definitely my favorite part
9:01 I know you’re trying to get laughs on your sarcastic channel, but I think the whole aim of the train thing was to finish ahead of Fox, and in this specific instance, since he’s not as petite as Fox, manages to jump onto the bridge; evade traffic, and still manage to land on the other side ahead of Fox who just laid down, basically showing he’s learning to think on his feet and gaining courage to do whatever needs to be down whenever.
I'm honestly kind of disappointed with Morgan Freeman after this and Lucy for promoting terrible, horrendous science. Okay, sure, bullets curving is a cool plot mechanic for this one movie. But I'll never forgive him for being in Lucy and promoting that "We only use 10% of our brain" BS. He's better than that, he should have avoided that movie. Must've paid well, though.
Micah Philson science fiction
Ricardo Cruz Sure, but it still hurts... Still a funny/bad movie, with good actors to balance it out.
It also has continuity errors.
Micah Philson That why it is called a movie and not a reality.
More like "Unwanted". lol
If only the movie was more like the comic it is based on. Can you imagine a movie where the characters were more like how they looked/seemed in the comics? That would have been awesome.
You Tuber based solely on this image I'm guessing it would be made by Quentin Tarantino
You Tuber I liked the movie and the game.
You Tuber in the comic they were all SuperVillians that had won against the SuperHeros and erased everyone's memory of it.
Well... Fox and Wesley in the comics are based on Halie Berry and Eminem... Halie Berry could have been in this movie... but Eminem wouldn't 'cause he was in a drug addiction.
HollywoodxGhost The writer, Mark Millar, could be considered a sort of Tarantino of comics. He typically writes really over the top, ultra violent stuff. He made the Kick Ass and Hit Girl comics too.
I paused the video at 17:02 and can't believe how badly they've shopped Jolie's head onto her body
@CinemaSins , for sin #120, option 3, the loom wanted to eliminate the assassins for following Sloan's orders.
I love this movie. To me the end line is to those who go to work, go home anad rinse and repeat. Get out and live life.
You should make a second part to this for the video game lol. It actually the sequel to the film and it picks up 5 hours after the movie ends.
I think the biggest sin is the fact that Fox, with those small muscles, could punch Macavoy's character enough to knock out a tooth.
To be honest, I _Wanted_ a sequel to this.
But I guess I might check out Weapons of Fate for my fix.
Sena Kashiwazaki lol
This should have got a sin every single time it played the Nine In Nails track, because I'm pretty sure it was the only song on the soundtrack from what I remember, played over and over.
The damn loom gets worse the more you think about it. Here are the main things that bugged me about it
1) That many errors in that small of a swatch of what appears to be linen means that is one crappy-ass loom.
2) Supposedly, the fraternity is 1000 years old. Um...the concept of zero didn't come to the European consciousness until the 1600's, therefore binary couldn't possibly have been used since half of its existence relies on the very concept of zero.
3) Continuing on the whole age problem, not only is it "binary code", oh no. They're using ASCII code, invented in 1960, based on the arbitrary 8-bit size of a byte and the English alphabet and punctuation.
4) Continuing on the issue of the 1000-year-old code: J and U were not in the alphabet until the 1600's, either.
5) Back to stuff that isn't just "history f* ups" That is one hugely wide, constantly-moving piece of cloth that he seems to always know exactly where to find his next little swatch of cloth, even if he hasn't been in there for hours.
I love the movie, but the loom does drive me nuts.
Isnt the loom just something they interpret, im pretty sure the original Fraternity didnt use binary but some other bs to justify killing random people.
Mcavoy reminds me of morty
His voice during the corvette scene was pure Morty!
Your production and editing make you better then Pitch Meeting..! One love!
You forget that when the car flips sideways that the car initial spins counter clockwise when viewing from the front, but then it's flipping counter clockwise when viewing from the back which is clockwise from the front LOL
sin war of the worlds, it's got tom cruise in it
09:44 is the best moment in all this channel years
7:18 well, if we went to knit-pick…. Technically, bullets DON’T fly straight… they DO, in fact, curve… both downward, AND slightly to the side-if shooting far enough-due to the Coriolis Effect.
"Turn on a dime sports cars". Dodge Viper. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
This movie was ridiculous!
юрий бочаров I didn't its something to watch when you are bored and want to take a nap
9:04
Add a sin for the bullet going the wrong way on the curve 😂 seriously, if you've never noticed it before, WATCH THAT SCENE, the bullet is fired counterclockwise yet is rotating clockwise while passing Fox...
Everything wrong with Shrek 2!
Nothing is wrong with this animated masterpiece
Everything wrong with Hancock
The source material by Mark Millar is absolutely amazing. And while I understand that filming it frame by frame would not have worked in this medium, for all sorts of reasons, I don't get why they actually ended up bastardizing the plot so much. In it's simplest form, it's a brilliant story to tell, but here they simply wrote themselves out of any logic, rhythm, or entertainment. Simply put: the movie eats butts.
You probably already got one million of these, but PLEASE MAKE THE EMOJI MOVIE SINS!!!!
I went to grab a soda during the magic Loom of Destiny part and when I came back and saw what was going on I thought I was watching a different movie all together.
I couldn't believe what a ridiculous Twist
Everything wrong with the emoji movie
BAKOE games lmao i want it to happen
BAKOE games No, it is awesome
It happened
That would be an endless video.
Thank you so much cinema sins for roasting this movie the car somehow managed to jump into the train an derail it which is my least favourite scene
14:17 If he’s the “loom guy” he can probably read it as they come and not have to do letter by letter translation like a 4th grader with no calculator.
am I the only one who thinks this movie wants to be Fight Club so much...???
(I'll explain my reasons in 2 examples: 1 - the whole main character "tired of his life"-theme, and 2 - the moment he breaks the 4th wall and asks "what have you done lately?")
The sin I would give this movie is when Sloan passes out everyone's kill order around the room and they were all in order from where they were standing. Did he quickly arrange the kill orders in the folder from where they were standing? Was he like "ok When Wesley walks in I want Vox here, and Gunsmith here and you, you, and you here. Cuz I got a surprise for all of you."
Okay. So these are awesome so thank you and sorry for my admittedly questionable grammar ( grammer?). Have you considered doing one of these on an episode of Supernatural? Just any episode... It's just an idea. No pressure.
Been waiting for this..
can u do a "everything wrong wit 47 meters deep" plzzz
PLEASE....
i was really hoping you take a sin off of Charles xavier hitting starlord with the keyboard.
Why can't weavers become assassins? Ninjas started out as peasant farmers
Supposed to be like masons
Because that's a huge leap. Like say I was a gardener and I figured out if I cut my apples in half and count the seeds and it means I should kill JFK, should I do it? And even then say I had too how would I go about training to be an assassin when I spent years and years planting apples. Why would fate pick loomers over say a soldier? Real ninjas are way different then Wanted assassins they at least know what they are doing is more subjective rather than my fucking quilt told me to kill this guy. I could go on but you get the point
No they didn't, actually Hollywood has been lying their ass off about ninjas for half a century, check out Metatron's video about real historical Ninjas but let me warn you before, if you like the concept of ninjas, forget this comment entirely.
you're a peasant farmer
I forgot Common was in this movie, which came out before John Wick, which he also stars in. He's an assassin in both movies. Is Common hinting at something? Or am I just terrible at noticing these things.
So weird to see Morgan Freeman say "Motherfucker" and get shot in the head in slow motion. What, didn't Samuel L Jackson have time that day? I guess he wasn't in every movie back then.
The biggest problem with this movie is that the rights were bought up before the comic series ended and they completely screwed it up. If they had made a real wanted movie based on the comics it would have been amazing. He is the child of an evil villain in a world where the heroes have been defeated. It is so much better.
Even Rocky had a montage.....MONTAGE!!!!
Seriously, that freacking loom of destiny is worth 50 sins by itself...
Everything wrong with the emoji movie in 1 hour and 31 minutes or less
Do the emoji movie XD
If he had done an "Everything Right With Wanted" we would have been done in 16:30 sooner!
Morgan Freeman went all Samuel L. Jackson in the end was cool. That and Jolie being just Jolie.
Do the emoji movie!
Wait bra I'm high, and isn't this a human Lego movie
I didn't even remember the low-key shout-out to Richtus. They really should make a real adaptation of the comic.
3:41 - This firing-around-corners attachment for a pistol is real. It’s called a CornerShot, and was invented by an IDF Colonel. One sin off for a weapon that looks like it should be a ridiculous action movie prop, but isn’t! _gnid_
The video starts at 0:00!! You don't need to thank me.
Viv Le thank you
then fuck you
How about why the guy who died in the beginning has the same powers as Wesley. It was okay when it was father but since he really wasn’t... Am I to believe the fraternity luckily came across two of these really rare people?
Also why is there even a butcher in a textile factory??
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Yes! The Killers!!
I think "Blade of Kings" should be on your forgettable foreign action films list. Jackie Chan's nephew is the main character, and the man himself makes a small appearance. I find it easier to make it through the movie if I make it a drinking game. "Whenever there's a WTF moment, drink. When a friend leaves the room and can't finish the movie, finish your glass." I get drunk 10 minutes in, when all my friends leave. :(
Also, Donnie Yen is sprinkled throughout the movie.
*4:15** - Hello? Is that you, Morty?*
She blink in real time, while the bullet was moving in slow motion 😂
cinema sins: for when you don't have the patience to watch the full movie
miranda edgar or movie youre not sure about * just to not waste 2-3h of my life *
These days this is exactly it for me.
You know, I can actually *kinda* relate.
I highly recommend watching this movie tho, it's pretty good
SevenFilms so, you liked the magic loom controlling the world, at the heart of the entire movie, storyline?
They could have had a million different ways to make them seem like good guys, but they went with prophetic loom. Even being CIA employed assassins, and they intercept a kill order on the leader would have been better.
Too poor to buy the movie?
Live in the middle of the forest?
Can't pirate movies because you're on the run from the FBI? (Which is why you're living in the forest)
CINEMASINS IS FOR YOU
Mr Montage but how would you have wifi
How would you get a signal in the middle of the forest, bro?
Plus the FBI could trace your phone, tablet, PC, ect. that you're using to watch CINEMASINS
Did you made a reference to Brickyorchid?
anonymous
Pirate movies to fund terrorism? Damn, who told you my master plan to end civilization through entertainment?
just hearing Morgan Freeman say "motherfucker" should be enough of a reason to forgive all the sins in this movie.
It is far and away the best part of this movie.
No
Zero sins just for MF's apperance.
MF saying MF.
Pat Bateman MY THOUGHT EXACLY
"Shoot this motherfucka" best line in the movie 💀😂😂
Samuel L Jackson: Hey Morrigan Freeman just gave me a shoutout!
I like “what the fuck have you done today” more than any like in the movie
i miss when CinemaSins used to put millions of sins at the bonus rounds lol
if theres one movie that deserves it is this
namekman01 no only iron man and the emoji movie deserve that.
To be fair this movie had a nice start.
Until they introduced the loom.
when my dad and I watched this movie at that 'fox kills everyone and herself with one circle bullet' shit we were like "I guess the bullet is just gonna keep going in a circle for the rest of eternity , since NOTHING slows it down"
ItsKaitlin Wow cool story.
You normally get everything right, but where you were talking about the scene where Wesley and Fox are on the train going to assinate the guy at the head of the table in the conference room. You thought that when he doesn't pull the trigger on the "first" try they go back to the hideout and then Wesley is in the pool of wax. And then sometime later he goes back on the train and in his "second" attempt he curves the bullet and kills him. In reality what happened was in the "first" chance scene when Wesley didn't pull the trigger in the straight-on shot opportunity and then the scene flicks to him and Fox in the wax pool talking, THAT SCENE IS A FLASHBACK. They had that conversation in the wax pool prior to them riding the train to go kill his first target. When Fox's story is over and it flicks back to them on the train, that is the same time frame as before, the train had been moving for a little bit as he was recalling the story and therefore that is why he had to curve the bullet to kill the guy at the head of the table.
I understand the director and editors didn't make that very apparent and I honestly didn't catch it until probably my 3rd viewing.
so what youre saying is youve watched this movie 3 times?
Doubtlessly to find additional sins.
@@Uryel99 Definitely.
Well, thanks for explaining that.
and he said that after he had to shoot the flue why did the fraternity take him back to his apt. but the fraternity didn’t take him back he willing left them with a gun and the flies in his hand loll. they just didn’t show us the rest of his day.
Starlord got knocked the f#ck out
Andy Dwyer*.
By professor X
He deserved it for what he did in Infinity war
What I don't get is how no one even thought of the fact that Sloan just put all their names on the kill orders just in case some shit like that happened so he could convince them.
The keyboard scene should have removed one scene. I mean, Prof. X Spelled Fuck you by smashing a keyboard against Star Lord's face. That deserves a sin removal!
holy shit i never realised he was chris pratt
wtf
cinemasins is like your local insurance agency.. we are not in the business of giving free money :)
Totally agree, it was my favorite scene from the entire movie, haha.
explain how a keyboard can spell fuck you if there is only one u on the keyboard and 2 u's in fuck you
The knocked out tooth made the second U
4 months later
Everything wrong with the emoji movie in 1 hour
This movie exists +1,000,000
S Akhter its be like 2 seconds cause the isn't anything wrong with it
1 hour? I heard the movie will be about 1 hour and a half so I reckon the cinemasins 'everything wrong' will be at least 3 hours.
LongDong_Superman Wat? What do you mean? The Emoji Movie is already terrible
The Emoji Movie comes out July 28
You should sin Sky High
Yessssssssssssssssss!!! Though it's a guilty pleasure of mine lol
Nyan Errol that movie is a fucking sin itself
They did that as a special video for the people who bought Jeremy's book.
They apparently don't take suggestions, or else they would have sinned Buckaroo Banzai by now, like I've been begging for the last couple of years.
Will Helmer really is there anyway to watch that video do you still get it if you buy the book? Is it an unlisted video?
It's only a matter of time before they have to sin The Emoji Movie
YES PLZ, THIS IS THE ONLY REASON TO WATCH THIS CHANNEL!
They'll have to wait until it's on DVD.
Liam Smith
You mean, The Emoji Advert?
Gillian Backhouse It's about the only reason I'm waiting for the DVD xD
Liam Smith I
'Wesley's knees and ankles survive this.'😂
Everything wrong with Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter PLEASE!!! Same director.
Yavex I love that movie but I would like to see it sinned too, lol.
My question with the scene at 16:00 has always been how does the other fraternity members know that those kill orders with their names on them are all authentic? Wesley told them that Sloan was making false kill orders. So Sloan could've easily made those kill orders to make them think their names really came up and he was protecting them. Their names may have never came up, just Sloan's.
I like every movie with James mcavoy in it
Even when he was in extra in that softcore porn?
Zach Fetters. Huh? I couldn’t find any info about that- can you expand? 😀
Thanks for telling us you're not that smart of a person.
@ that was 3 years ago, lots of things have changed
Everything wrong with the Rush Hour trilogy
GShockBullet agree with you 100% totally
GShockBullet True af 💯
giveaway if i hit 100 subs
Second was still really good. Just not as good as the first. The 3rd had a few good parts.
Aron Redfield Yaaas