Civ 5 AI Only Timelapse: Mad World

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • Once upon a time, these lands were inhabited by highly developed civilization, but after global nuclear war citizens of the future turned into primitive barbarians. However, some of them managed to unite in a ten tribes, that successfully surviving on these hostile lands of nuclear winter and fought shoulder to shoulder against the endless hordes of wildlings. But one day, when the ancient enemy was defeated, new wonderful but yet limited lands was discovered, and the truth about this people was revealed: they were able to exterminate all barbarians around them, but not the barbarians inside themselves.
    For this battle, I used Community Patch steamcommunity...
    Music: NB - What makes us Human, Ross Bugden - Beyond, Machinimasound - Rallying the Defense Outro: Todd Shaw - Mad World piano solo cover ( • Video )

КОМЕНТАРІ • 234

  • @luminaryprism75
    @luminaryprism75 6 років тому +48

    Dammit! So close! This is by far the best game the US has had and hot damn the French we’re ruthless with those nukes. Nearly half the globe was irradiated!

  • @CallOfCutie69
    @CallOfCutie69 6 років тому +64

    The French got their nukes first. D:

  • @GhostRider-sf6vr
    @GhostRider-sf6vr 6 років тому +74

    Who else thought the barbarians at the beginning were going to be a lot more impactful?

    • @LeCheckmate
      @LeCheckmate 5 років тому +3

      No kidding. Saw those two robots and thought that at least some capitals would disappear

    • @ezariogerion3138
      @ezariogerion3138 5 років тому

      Sadly, Death robots are shit at fighting cities.

  • @scottkrafft6830
    @scottkrafft6830 6 років тому +29

    6:26 R.I.P. Ottoman Great Prophet
    1490-2069

    • @squaremacaroni1773
      @squaremacaroni1773 6 років тому +1

      He was the last vestige of the Ottomans. He will be missed.

  • @SproutFarms
    @SproutFarms 6 років тому +42

    Germany successfully invaded St. Petersburg
    And it lost them the war.

  • @mjp152
    @mjp152 6 років тому +23

    I want to have a 60" screen hooked up to a machine that continually fire up AI only Civ games like this... a Civ aquarium

  • @ipv6472
    @ipv6472 5 років тому +63

    You sure this isnt Ghandhi naming all his city in french coz the play style is straight outta his motto : "A nuke for an eye only made the world mine"

    • @malluk7064
      @malluk7064 5 років тому +1

      Lol best comment here. But yeah it must have been Gandhi.

  • @mennopenning
    @mennopenning 5 років тому +55

    New York dropped from 41 pop to 9 pop, then grew back up to 27 and got nuked back to 7.

  • @kamilkowalczyk7195
    @kamilkowalczyk7195 6 років тому +54

    It's ironic how America built their empire by technological advantage of having Minutemen over medieval foes, and then lost it because it got an era behind French technology

    • @hexazalea1793
      @hexazalea1793 6 років тому

      I dont think it was the tech i think it was minutemen can move way faster through all the forests.

  • @justinsmith4116
    @justinsmith4116 6 років тому +13

    The description is so poetic in the context of the scenario, those who do not learn from history.

  • @Pseudiom
    @Pseudiom 6 років тому +18

    "All around me are familiar faces, worn out wastes, worn out wastes..."

  • @thefreshvince879
    @thefreshvince879 4 роки тому +45

    As soon as I saw France with Machine Guns in 1995, I knew it was all over.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +1

      And the US stuck with Riflemen

  • @felixw19
    @felixw19 6 років тому +48

    Wow France basically nuked all of the USA at once......twice

    • @andrewneedham3281
      @andrewneedham3281 6 років тому +3

      Fucking dirty fighting French! :)

    • @tremedar
      @tremedar 6 років тому +1

      And then sent a swarm of GDRs at them...as if the GDRs weren't OP enough by themselves.

  • @wyrmkintoothgrim1174
    @wyrmkintoothgrim1174 6 років тому +45

    HOLY SHIT FRANCE, CHILL! CHILL!

    • @justinaccurate347
      @justinaccurate347 6 років тому

      Its me Rome!
      Rome? Aha my guy. How you been
      You know, Caesar, he dead man

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +29

    Nobody expected the French Nuclear Program.

  • @PoliticRevolutionnaire
    @PoliticRevolutionnaire 6 років тому +30

    What was with the growth of those northern cities tho? Like blimey were all those lakes just lake Victoria or something?

  • @flyingcookie5639
    @flyingcookie5639 6 років тому +32

    When you wonder why isn't France attacking while America and Germany are fighting and they could become the undiscutable superpower... And you have your unexpected answer.

  • @BuriedFlame
    @BuriedFlame 6 років тому +21

    War...war never changes.

  • @adampleasants2078
    @adampleasants2078 6 років тому +18

    Did anyone else notice the Ottoman Great Prophet above Istanbul that just survived into the 2070s until being stolen by a French Death Robot? Kinda funny to see how long Suleiman lasted in that state.

  • @FF-ob7wl
    @FF-ob7wl 6 років тому +10

    France had the upper hand in technology and DoW'ed at the key moment when they had the Nuke but the US didn't

  • @falnica
    @falnica 6 років тому +10

    The snipping of St. Petersburg by USA was the most significan event in the game

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +28

    How much Uranium did France have!?

  • @jyphox5791
    @jyphox5791 6 років тому +41

    Tsar bomba made in france👍

  • @Zesprit15
    @Zesprit15 6 років тому +15

    Wow, you don’t normally see nukes used so freely like this.

  • @tremedar
    @tremedar 6 років тому +32

    America chokes and loses the championship....AGAIN!

  • @burnedolivetree
    @burnedolivetree 6 років тому +10

    Where did the Mechs go? It was just like PLOP and they're gone...

  • @Fulgrim88
    @Fulgrim88 6 років тому +23

    One of these days I'm gonna see Germany win an AI only game. Just you wait :(

  • @brendonian4097
    @brendonian4097 5 років тому +63

    Was that a barbarian Giant Death Robot in 3640 BC?

    • @LEFT4BASS
      @LEFT4BASS 5 років тому +2

      It was probably from a rebellion in a country whose population dropped too low.

    • @robinjonker19
      @robinjonker19 4 роки тому

      Where u saw it ?

    • @spencer5863
      @spencer5863 4 роки тому +1

      there are 2 of them next to edinburgh 5 seconds in lmao

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому

      @@spencer5863 I.. I thought they were Hand-Axe O.o

  • @joakim3101
    @joakim3101 6 років тому +14

    French Napoleon is now the world leader!

  • @aidan29officiel91
    @aidan29officiel91 6 років тому +38

    France : omae wa mo shinderu
    USA : nani ?!
    *nukes on their faces*

  • @EntropicMalevolence
    @EntropicMalevolence 6 років тому +22

    Napoleon let his inner Gandhi slip

  • @viniefulful
    @viniefulful 6 років тому +13

    10/10 description

  • @ItzOnno
    @ItzOnno 6 років тому +16

    Started rooting for Rome but when I saw they had a slow start I switched to team france, my god it was clutch against america but what a nice fight

  • @aussiejinjo
    @aussiejinjo 2 роки тому +15

    But one day, when the ancient enemy was defeated, new wonderful but yet limited lands was discovered, and the truth about this people was revealed: they were able to exterminate all barbarians around them, but not the barbarians inside themselves.
    lmao the write ups for these are absolutely top notch

  • @jmdd3162
    @jmdd3162 6 років тому +15

    dude you really write some great texts that introduce each scenario, i wish i could read stuff like that in my history

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +20

    US actually survived the Apocalypse nucléaire, the GDR blitz was too much however.

  • @hexazalea1793
    @hexazalea1793 6 років тому +21

    HOLY SHIT America actually did well. America's bonus might be shit but the miniute men are both why america won so many was and why it lost to france(they lost their mobility.) Holy shit the minute men are op when everything is a forest.

  • @TamAviv
    @TamAviv 6 років тому +10

    As soon as I seen that France had 3 cities consolidated in a corner I thought they'd win. Then when I seen the infernal yanks spreading across the map unchecked I almost had my doubts. Good job old boney came through in the end.

  • @lordmet731
    @lordmet731 6 років тому +10

    Wow... Really thought Germany could have an chance this time...
    Mistake... But im glad France Made it

    • @babbleshd3368
      @babbleshd3368 6 років тому +1

      Lord Met Ever seen an AI only battle where Germany won?

    • @lordmet731
      @lordmet731 6 років тому +2

      Babbles HD No I have Not :(

    • @babbleshd3368
      @babbleshd3368 6 років тому +1

      Lord Met me neither

  • @HaussPray
    @HaussPray 6 років тому +24

    Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

  • @joehoe222
    @joehoe222 6 років тому +14

    Ghandi would be Happy, Nuke Happy

  • @AlzaboHD
    @AlzaboHD 6 років тому +14

    France wanted the statue of liberty back. Vive la France!

    • @justinsmith4116
      @justinsmith4116 6 років тому +2

      Lol, I thought I was in your channel. Was so confused for a second

  • @EmperorMonkey35
    @EmperorMonkey35 6 років тому +16

    6:25 RIP great prophet

  • @norbertkocsis5945
    @norbertkocsis5945 6 років тому +9

    Me when I saw the title:all around me are familiar faces worn out places,worn out faces.

  • @Qtuz0v
    @Qtuz0v 4 роки тому +9

    In this map top is stronger than the bottom sides are better than the middle.The game was mostly decided when France took Osininka and US did not show interest in taking Edirne.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +10

    France was in WWI when the US was still in the Civil War.
    Which is funny because Germany slowed the US' progress.

  • @juliuscaesar5397
    @juliuscaesar5397 6 років тому +16

    There needs to be more barbarian encampments.

  • @johnnyrico7104
    @johnnyrico7104 6 років тому +20

    Nukes work yo

  • @niruag8682
    @niruag8682 6 років тому +12

    Excusez nous pour nos armes nucléaires, it's not very kind xD

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +12

    Who else thought the barbarians were going to be a big deal?

  • @djray8
    @djray8 3 роки тому +8

    Edinburgh almost got taken down by barbs in the early game lol

  • @SofiaSeal_
    @SofiaSeal_ 6 років тому +8

    All around me are familiar faces...

  • @brian3634
    @brian3634 6 років тому +13

    If only America settled more Northern cities. Their population was so much lower than Napoleon's that they couldn't keep up.

    • @NinjaBusCow
      @NinjaBusCow 6 років тому

      I was thinking the same thing, still had some awesome battles though.
      :l

  • @currycurry2162
    @currycurry2162 4 роки тому +12

    5:29 Nooo the last of the romans!

  • @Buildnstack
    @Buildnstack 6 років тому +13

    When the us introduces "Freedom fries"...

  • @MundisMaple
    @MundisMaple 6 років тому +24

    France has no chill...

  • @kevinbrown2438
    @kevinbrown2438 6 років тому +16

    Never count out the baguette

  • @ShermanMark1
    @ShermanMark1 2 роки тому +14

    I knew France was going to win bc they had A stronger military and way better city's America had a chance to beat them earlier but did not take it

  • @cockatielboy333
    @cockatielboy333 6 років тому +26

    Well drat...an American victory would've been oddly appropriate for Memorial Day. Good showing though, especially by Napoleon and his nukes. Quite the "reign of terror" on his part (I know that was Robespierre, and yes, I'll show myself out.)

  • @Random_Commoner
    @Random_Commoner 6 років тому +10

    LIBERTÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ !!

  • @DavidHernandez-hx6xt
    @DavidHernandez-hx6xt 6 років тому +4

    Would have been neat if you used the barb mod (Barbs can take cities and control them). This was cool tho!

  • @koulematon7359
    @koulematon7359 6 років тому +9

    Hey. Make more madder world, I think you could just encircle Civs with camps. This would be great.

  • @fedupN
    @fedupN Рік тому +2

    That incredibly satisfying to watch at the end.

  • @DrWilson69
    @DrWilson69 6 років тому +3

    Please make more of these I crave civilization 5 or 6 so only battles, the one problem is that there’s never a comeback for the second to last team as they usually don’t even out in the late game. Nice to see that a civ actually had a comeback this game.

  • @sygon1157
    @sygon1157 6 років тому +8

    First I hoped for Germany, then for France to finish US who betrayed all others.

  • @juliansanchez3310
    @juliansanchez3310 6 років тому +3

    So spain found el dorado first but failed to buy a settler right away

  • @thanasis89
    @thanasis89 6 років тому +3

    I must admit, I did not see that coming. What a turn of events for the French!

    • @minefoxc4015
      @minefoxc4015 6 років тому +2

      Athanasios Boutas it was obvious the French were going to win the precise moment they dropped the first nuke,the tech gap between the 2 civs was quite large,midwar the French were using death robots and the Americans still infantry.

    • @dikkedamp3493
      @dikkedamp3493 6 років тому +1

      MineFox C you could guess by the 3 huge French cities France was going to win because nothing beats science in civ 5.

  • @vlisto3712
    @vlisto3712 6 років тому +9

    Basically New York vs the world.

  • @kiplingfly1221
    @kiplingfly1221 6 років тому +6

    I placed a bet on Germany

  • @MsJaro89
    @MsJaro89 4 роки тому +9

    I watch. Two countries left. The US seems to have the advantage. Meanwhile, France: Nuclear bombs are doing BUM heheh xD

    • @FF-ob7wl
      @FF-ob7wl 3 роки тому +4

      US had the most territory but French cities had higher population and higher tech. France was peaceful for most of the game and developed their cities while none of their neighbors wanted to challenge them.

  • @EmperorMonkey35
    @EmperorMonkey35 6 років тому +21

    I find this kind of funny
    And kind of sad...

  • @shawnruby7011
    @shawnruby7011 2 роки тому +7

    Tactical nukes

  • @ezariogerion3138
    @ezariogerion3138 5 років тому +3

    I love scenario stories so much.

  • @АнтоФрансуа
    @АнтоФрансуа 6 років тому +7

    YESSS this is my France ! !

  • @GamerFxLP
    @GamerFxLP 6 років тому +6

    GERMANY Why? WHY Germany?! You were so close to achiving what you were striving for, for Generations; relevancy! Welp, third place is better than last. :~
    I would have put All my forces in securing Barcelona to be frank and not waste them against the 'muricans. Justmy2cents

  • @ascendedbro1828
    @ascendedbro1828 6 років тому +2

    The end was so aesthetic)

  • @qclaw1234
    @qclaw1234 6 років тому +28

    USA USA USA US......

    • @st.videoss
      @st.videoss 6 років тому +3

      I need to stop reading comments before I’ve finished watching the video

    • @qclaw1234
      @qclaw1234 6 років тому

      @st.videos america didn't even win....

    • @st.videoss
      @st.videoss 6 років тому +1

      MoonMan they didn’t? I havn’t finished watching the video yet.

    • @sygon1157
      @sygon1157 6 років тому

      Usa got big by betraying other Civilizations but are like always by far not good at technology - France get it how to win

  • @lordjimbo2
    @lordjimbo2 5 років тому +9

    Finally! Death Robots!!!

  • @GOhardrock
    @GOhardrock 6 років тому +6

    Прекрасное далёко *^.^*

  • @徐梓轩-y5g
    @徐梓轩-y5g 6 років тому +18

    How could France win this game, when they've stayed there without doing anything for like 1000 years after they took celtics.

    • @ty8730
      @ty8730 6 років тому +4

      By getting nuke?

    • @iancalvert417
      @iancalvert417 6 років тому +13

      Cause they had two huge cities. City populations grow exponentially in this game, and the most important thing is total population. So they had a huge leg up from the start. You could tell america was gonna do well cause they had the other huge city.

    • @ysonokosan
      @ysonokosan 6 років тому +7

      They got ahead in tech, again.
      Haven't played this game ion a couple years so I don't remember the civ bonuses they get.
      Seems like in many of these videos France out paces the other civs in tech, and dominates.
      It was largely a stalemate, till France broke out the robots of doom at the end.

    • @Fulgrim88
      @Fulgrim88 6 років тому +3

      They spent all those years building nukes, apparently

  • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
    @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 років тому +2

    5:08
    (Memories of the end of WW3 scene in episode 11 of Neu Katzland Mapper's Alternate Future of the World intensify)

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 6 років тому

      Frenchies fighting dirty with their nukes.

  • @N0obWithaGunUK
    @N0obWithaGunUK 6 років тому +3

    Well shit. I didn't see that coming

  • @samwisegamgee8318
    @samwisegamgee8318 6 років тому +3

    wtf onondaga dissapeared at 2:33 for a second

  • @Eurley66
    @Eurley66 6 років тому +9

    Vive la France! Should have just shared half the world with our biggest friends and allies, the United States, though. Would have been fine with me!

    • @baxterpaschal3392
      @baxterpaschal3392 6 років тому +1

    • @Darkprosper
      @Darkprosper 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, not really though. Our biggest friends and allies have been the germans for a while now.

    • @ThatGuy3714
      @ThatGuy3714 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, first they kick you in your baguette twice then you become the best of friends. It's funny how friendships are created. 😂😂

    • @ShaunCheah
      @ShaunCheah 6 років тому

      Kinda like the United States and Great Britain in that sense.

    • @Darkprosper
      @Darkprosper 6 років тому

      UserName117 Well we were the ones kicking their bratwursts until Prussia happened, so no hard feelings, really.
      In fact, the french-german friendship, born so soon after WW2, is one of the things I think about when I need my faith in humanity restored.

  • @betadinemr7059
    @betadinemr7059 6 років тому +6

    trading posts everywhere....

  • @ROBA05
    @ROBA05 6 років тому +6

    Where is Ghandi?! xD

    • @davidsmith7752
      @davidsmith7752 6 років тому

      ROBA05 France, apparently.
      🇫🇷🚀🚀🚀🚀🇫🇷

  • @studiofreresetsoeurs6374
    @studiofreresetsoeurs6374 3 роки тому +4

    fraaaaaaannnnnnnce heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

  • @TheRealLamaGod
    @TheRealLamaGod 6 років тому +4

    Song that was used durning the game?

  • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
    @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 років тому +4

    4:48 What does the music remind me of.

    • @DoctuhD
      @DoctuhD 6 років тому +1

      Reminds me of Phantom Ensemble

  • @protuberancds6647
    @protuberancds6647 4 роки тому +5

    Чет Франция сильно имбует, вам не кажется?

  • @surgodis_1135
    @surgodis_1135 6 років тому +8

    Baguet

  • @gabrielzak.7942
    @gabrielzak.7942 3 роки тому +8

    I need the, I need the name of the city in the far north. I really need it

    • @gabrielzak.7942
      @gabrielzak.7942 3 роки тому +1

      ok I found it (Antium)

    • @klovisdenis8835
      @klovisdenis8835 3 роки тому +1

      @@gabrielzak.7942 yes Antium, it was a roman city but USA captured it

  • @gandhikumar2956
    @gandhikumar2956 4 роки тому +3

    Unfortunately Blackfoot and Rome are too close, they are the most powerful AI.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +2

      Blackfoot reminds me of Bugs Bunny, we call him Longfoot.

  • @docthepizzaman3656
    @docthepizzaman3656 6 років тому +19

    Vive la France

  • @fastfo0d543
    @fastfo0d543 6 років тому +2

    Описание топ)

  • @Rygaa
    @Rygaa 6 років тому +20

    VIVE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

  • @JohnSmith-vm6hd
    @JohnSmith-vm6hd 6 років тому +1

    Giant death robot + nuke. :D

  • @kadisi9188
    @kadisi9188 6 років тому +8

    When America adopt policy : Autocracy

  • @heimeriklein7901
    @heimeriklein7901 6 років тому +1

    hey look on the bright side those roman workers have been around for a long time..

  • @anjew5590
    @anjew5590 6 років тому +8

    Ми, фганцузи, тегпеть не моджем, всех людец на земле