Dividing the World in HORRIBLE ways!
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2024
- Let's see how many ways you can divide up states, countries and continents around the world. What are HISTORY ANIME MEMES?! • WHAT THE F*^K ARE HIST...
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France and the UK be like:
100 Ways to Divide the Middle East
Bull Moose Politics The U.S
Why you gotta start WWIII this way?
VoX?
@@olliedixon2305 What are you smoking my man
@@invalidcrazy7034 apparently that dude thinks America colonized the middle east in the 1920z
Map: Says Ireland is protestant
"IRA wants to know your location"
Up da ra
Map: Says Czech Republic is catholic
*MANY REBELLIONS AGAINTS AUSTRIA-HUNGARY AND CATHOLICS INTENSIFIES*
Goat Man that wasn’t the IRA...
@Goat Man There were no deaths reported in the Manchester bombing, so I don't know what you're talking about. Obviously it was a horrible thing to do, but while there were injuries, the bomb was I believe primarily intended to cause property damage.
@Goat Man Not a supporter of the IRA by any stretch of the imagination, but the English have also been unbelievably cruel to the Irish.
“10 ways to divide China” every warlord and period in Chinese history
I would say that would be more than 10
I would say countries that dont want to be a part of China
-2000 social credits
2:02 when the imposter is sus
Sus
Why are you like this
Yes very sus
the commute by tractor is sus, ursus brand of tractors
"6 ways to divide the Balkans"
Naah... we're already divided. 😂😂😂😂
6 ways to divide the Balkans, into 10 countries....
Can confirm
Same with the USA at this point
@@gecko8621 as an american in 2021 i can confirm
@renato it’s not THAT bad but cases of covid are rising and people still don’t care, the political landscape is more divided than it has been in a long time, and life is going back to “normal” even thought it probably shouldn’t be 😃
Text: *East California*
Drew: *East Texas*
Me: *Excuse me wtf*
Dru has a hard time reading. He makes similar mistakes a lot.
@@briandoolittle3422 I've seen youtubers misread lots of words but how do you get texas from california
@@articvengeance when America fails at education
when the capital of texas is considered east california
IndiaRose Moffett he didn’t read the whole thing and just assumed it has nothing to do with education
8:25 I think the UK being there refers to the Russian Oligarchs (very rich Russians) who live in London.
Correct me if I’m wrong.
I think it just referes to the many russians that have migrated to UK
I thought the same.
not anymore
an oligarchy is a form of government where a small group of people control everything
an American being surprised Russians and other countries don't speak English.
thats not what he said idiot
Huh
@@za.monolit hmmm i wonderrrr where you're from
@@dazza2350 spain.
I'm surprised more don't actually and I'm American myself
Literally all the comments are:
1. People informing us all that there is a city in the middle of the Amazon
2. Angry Brits being angry about an Americans pronunciation
3. People also being angry that drew didn’t know about the “king of the hill” show
Basically people being angry
i saw king of the hill awhile ago, didnt remember his name
And yet no top comments about how he's probably. thinking about the wrong type of chips right at the beginning.
And also 6 ways to divide germany
but come on PAYSTEYS
@@fwc1238 Pasties, Pay-Stees
Rich and poor:
Divides Italy
Yes
One is richer than the other because in a past North Italy existed and they both had different economical systems
sorry for bad english it isn't my first language
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261 ecco perché me ne voglio scappare da questa nazione..... (sono pugliese purtroppo)
@@giuseppecmr9569 Uhhhh yeah sure i guess
The Milano/Torino region is very rich though. The rest of the coutry, not so much.
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261 No no no no north Italy ounce existed but it was doing very bad.
2:35 Three of the five happiest countries in the world are in the depression catagory (Norway, Sweden, Finland)
Seasonal depression, man
And many countries in the south are more hard working than ones in the north, they are all jokes
The dutch ones definitely aren't. Except for like a few people in those areas, they just belong in another area haha
Yeah i was confused by that and why aren't us british there (also Icelandic are happy)
2:46 is pretty much perfectly correct tho scotland and scandinavia should have their own category
As an inhabitant of potato-butter Europe, I approve of the first few Europe maps. However, as an inhabitant of Catholic Europe I have to say that being divided into Protestant Europe has been tried before.
...it didn’t work out.
The Inquisition’s coming for you now. I’m bringing marshmellows.
''There's a city in the middle of the amazon?'' Welcome to manaus
It is called manaus bc of the manao right ?
What about Brasilia
@@probablynotyou9286 was the second capital in 1950 🙃
Also, come to Brazil
@Jan Pieterszoon Coen is not on amazon
I don’t think I’d trust Drew to cut a cake, let alone the map.
Da, and I don't think the "we" map was too correct.
If the British did it, so can he!
nice name
Longshanks where have I heard that name before one minute I hear a Scottish man shouting
As a Netherlander (lol), I'm happy you feature our country often. BTW we do have a lot more forests than that. Also some marshy land but yes, a lot of MINECRAFT flat.
There is a legend about North-East Italy: it is the meeting point between the wine, the beer and the vodka influence
They all drink wine and grappa there.
4:50 Manaus, the capital of the Amazonas with about 2 million inhabitants.
2.2
@@kazakhdude That's why he specified "about"
hi unverified channel with a lot of subs
@@chandmukh2006 Hi!
@Soy Boi or he just searched it up bc he was interested?
"There a city in the middle of the amazon"
Yes,it is Manaus :^
As any kid who played Amazon Trail could have told him!
Finalmente um Br
A America do sul tá toda errada nos mapas
Manaos?
3:17 ‘bad cuisine’ bruh without belgium yall wouldnt have fries
@FireCarf or Waffles
Epic Wolf run true
And good chocolate instead of cheap yankee sugary shit
@Josip fries are cookedso are waffles
@Josip cooking can generelized as a term for all forms making food with heat
8:17 - I can confirm that bears do live in the pale zone as well. If you go into the densely forested territory
8:23 - the blue zone should only be a part of Western Siberia, where all the oil comes from. The rest of Siberia is dirt poor
“Six ways to divide Germany”
#1- *beRlIn WaLL*
They should rename it to good ways to divide Germany but morally.........
Other 5 coming later
@@Zeen__ well after ww2 it was supposed to be divided between britain france usa ussr and someone else
You son of a b...
@@renatoimperatori5289 that's it
Starts and ends with the UK
‘The sun never sets on the British Empire’
Sam Rice actually it technically still doesnt
because god doesnt trust the british with the dark
@@alphagamer9505 I wouldn't trust humanity with the dark.
"United kingdom is protestants"
Britan and Me:Impossible
Drew:I think everyone in the Netherlands speaks a little English
Me a Dutch 11 year old:yes indeed
There’s a city in the middle of the Amazon, it’s called Manaus. They were one of the 2014 World Cup host cities
Kim Jong-un capital of the Amazonas provicnd
Thanks kim
It's actually in the to 10 most populous brazilian cities.
@@cimbrius5583 state*
hows it going with the nuclear bombs? :))
The first map of France : where it is said to be cows, it is called "diagonale du vide", which you can traduce by "empty diagonal". It is a very rural and not so rich part of France and there is, indeed, a hell lot of cows. For example, In the département of la Creuse, there are 4 cows for one inhabitant.
Panzee le Creusois « In the département of La Creuse » oh non je m’attendais à tout sauf à ça tu m’as achevé 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@nicolasgerez7098 Toujours drôle de voir La Creuse au milieu d'un message en anglais il faut le reconnaître
Nous aimons tous la Creuse ( qui va y croire)
De Pau à Reims...
La diagonale du vide, la seule chose dont je me souviens de mes cours de Géo
u got nothing on Falklands, with 800 sheep per one inhabitant
5:18
Our famous "diagonale du vide" (empty diagonal)
From Pau to Reims
5:11 mate Is a typical "drink" of Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay and a bit of Brazil.
Hey
Not "drink"
It's an infusion
@@eleli23art32 I know, but I haven't words to explain it
Northern Germany: Doesn't talk at all
Me: Ahh, so that's the part of Germany I'm from.
TogIsHere UA-cam i was about to say smth like “oh yea me too” until i realized i’m actually from there......
And that 's where the English came from.
meanwhile austrians:wo sie saufen, da sauf' ich für drei.
So you comment?
me:
living in norht germany and talk all the time
also me:
halt die fresse you are talking too much
actually I dont think that we dont talk much but whatever
may its cuz you say schnacken and not quatschen or reden lul
im stupid haha
I don't think Drew realises "chips" aren't crisps, they are what he calls "fries"
Indeed
The chip and the fry are different beasts. The mighty chip dwarfs the fry in stature and texture
@@sco7642 no but he calls crisps chips, and calls chips fries because america
Also, our 'gravy' is very different
Gerbillix (UK) Crisps = Chips (US)
(UK) Chips = Fries (US)
0:23 greggs is basically a restaurant chain where you can but sausage rolls, sandwiches, steak bakes and other things. Mostly people don’t eat in, they usually do a take away.
Pret A Manger is also another cafe chain that serves coffee and other things.
3:10
European Turkey: Hold up...
“There’s a city in the middle of the Amazon?”
*EL DORADO LOCATED*
Spanish conquistadors want your location
Its Manaus but ok
I'm Brazilian and I know what it is in a way I couldn't even think people would be surprised, so this comment made me laugh really hard.
Sad Manaus noises*
Manaus
4:51
Yes, there is a city in the middle of the Amazon! It's called "Manaus" (it's read mah-nah-oos), it's right on the riverside of the Amazon river and it is the capital of the brazilian state of Amazonas. The city is known for having an pretty big industrial park and basically manufacturing a lot of the "made in Brazil" stuff, since many industries that go there don't need to pay as many taxes as if they went somewhere else in the country. The city is currently home to about 2.1 million people, being the 7th most populated city in Brazil.
Edit: grammar
I loved his pronunciation of "mate"
This video was basically the entire world trying to comprehend the existence of Texas.
To the Germany map I live in the northern part and just because everyone else doesn’t get our jokes does not mean that we have no Comedy at all. It just goes kinda fluidly in to danish humor.
4:00 "Men who prefer boys" at the top of screen
Thank you
The Vatican?
It will be from a different map that he probably scrolled past
At 3:38 you can see the actual map.
The North Right Corner
3:07 That map is completely wrong. Ireland is mostly Catholic aswell as Lithuania and Poland. Germany is mostly Protestant.
The map isnt that Bad but what drew said is 🤮
Germany is pretty much half, half, a little more protestant maybe
I'm lithuanian
Same with southern Argentina wtf, we are mostly catholics with atheists in second place, not protestants.
Germany has over 30% of nonbelievers, but when it comes to christians its about 52/48
1:03 you can never know with michigan
6:20 INACCURATE as an Albertan I can tell you that we also don’t want to be part of Canada
As a Hispanic Texan in the “SOCCER region” I can confirm that half the texas images are correct
*football
Soccer* and I dont care for sports but I know more people who like Football more then Soccer on my border city
@@youraverageuser7039 football
finn couldent give a shit what you call it Soccer*
@@youraverageuser7039 sure. American hand egg is pretty OK I guess ?
Patat
Drew: "Patatat?"
Merle Schaap das eigenlijk wel jammer
*"OK Dutch"*
I don’t know why I laughed at this so much
Drew: we got a lot of biomes
Biomes o plenty: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
Fortside is removing al biomes, more like Oh, The Biome You'll go
Drew: There's a city in the middle of the Amazon???
Manaus: Am I a joke to you?
Brasilia:
@@franchufranchu119 A M I A J O K E F O R Y O U ?
@@franchufranchu119 Brasilia ins't on the amazon
Fernando Paiva that is so remote when there was the World Cup in Brazil they had to bring things through Amazon River and air and also they made a stadium there for wor.d cup only used in 5 matches after that it went waste because no team could play in that stadium in that city
Belém, Porto Velho and Rio Branco be like: 👀
4:25 why can‘t the blue be yellow ? :( That would be perfect.
Licardo yea it wound be is german flag 🇩🇪
But isn't the german flag black-red-gold?
@@mrsockylock Gold, yellow, same thing
Clearly reads East California
Drew: “East Texas”
I love how he doesn’t even get to the point.
High... high quality, Drew, very cool ❤️.
7:59 the LA of the Netherlands
5:27 it's easy : everyone's nice in France, except for one place ...
Encore faudrait-il qu'il sache placer Paris sur la carte.
To understand, he must know where is Paris first.
Nice
No, I thought only people from Nice are Nice people, though others might be nice people.
@@japanpanda2179 I live in the region and I think we Cannes agree the people from Nice are Nice ;)
@@japanpanda2179 i haven't met them personally but it's a common understanding people from Nice aren't nice
2:47 saying the UK is cloudy is an understatement in Autumn and Winter (we call Fall Autumn) it rains like EVERY DAY
You know its a great day when your favourite youtuber thinks baked products have nippeles
"paaysteees?" Drew asks.
me: *angry british noises*
He pronounced Gregg's greyggs as well I mean bruh
i threw up in my mouth a bit when he said that
Same
*Angry Cornish Noises*
*angry Cornish noises
5:52 We frenchies call that place the "Empty Diagonal". It's made up of basically all the least urbanized places in France.
i love drew teaching us about how to split countries
2:35 makes sense tbf, it's not like finland denmark and Sweden are kinda known for being the happiest countries
5:11 "Mate" Is a comon drink in south america countries
we not drink matte, but we drink mate
Most likely in argentina
True, and in the past few decades it has become very popular in Syria. "Mate" has basically become a part of Syrian pop culture.
@Skylocker And south of Brazil, the mate (hot one) is called Chimarrão and the cold one Tereré
@@igorfray he also have it a lot in Rio de Janeiro, but mostly cold and its mostly a beach drink. Also just called mate. I dont know much about the rest of the southeastern states
Dividing the world even further? Sounds like something Drew would do
Again you are here
But still i agree with you
Again you are here
But I still agree with you
Again you are here
"Why work when you can drink?"
I mean they've got a point
Greggs is a fast food chain in the UK that mainly sells pastry things. So stuff like sausage rolls, sandwiches, pasties, etc. They've also relatively recently started selling their own pizza.
11:09 is a reference to when a soccer fan in Newcastle (where the red circle is) punched a police horse. Fun fact.
Gotta love the north east ⚫⚪⚫⚪⚫⚪⚫⚪
I'm from Newcastle and that is one of the club's finest moments
@@mattyr8194 that and their legendary UEFA Intertoto cup win
Finally someone with a good comment
8:22 a lot of Russian politicians have offshores and proprrty in England, also their children study and live there.
It might be funny, but it`s really sad...
@John Waters poor
A Russian friend of mine said:
"Living in Russia is like living in Mexico, just waking up is already a win."
How to divide South Korea
99.9% Kpop
0.01% BBQ
Yeah there was a Pirate village somewhere down in the South West of England. There’s a lot of boats there and they still like to wage war on Ireland and France
New Delhi: People working for "Microsoft tech support"
Call them Pakistanis just to piss them off
Manaus is the capital of Amazonas (Brazilian State) and a large industrial zone, thats why its considered a city in the map
no one:
drew: *sees paramilitary flute bands*
drew: i LiKe flUTe
0:37 definitely get them, mainly, though I seriously thought gravy on chips and Gregg's was more popular in the SE!
2:57 Margerine Europe is called Belgium. There's so much margerine here.
I tried to cook once with margerine and it melted into water. xD
8:10 Dude that's Crimea, the disputed area
@@clairfayne for what lol
It aint disputed, Its russia Now
@@alexandrestenberg4440 Do your research, only 19 UN members recognise Russia's control, 115 favour Ukraine, it may be in Russias hands but legally not as easy.
@@jjbx7833 Like the UN has any control over provinces of a Nation, people literally wanted to be apart of Russia
@@Lipidwave Evidence of this? The fraudulent election Russia conducted? Like Crimeans had any say.
0:48 Drew: Vegans just coming from here
ThatStupidVeganTeacher: dReW dUrNiL bE vEgAn!
Always curious to see where Hungary shows up on those Europe divided maps
8:04 Why does the Netherlands look like the South African flag
Haha thats bc of KAAP DE GOEDE HOOP
Het is friet
@@viktorhaak4141 patat!
Commander Raichu that’s just a history thing. Which European country first came to South Africa? The Netherlands.
"I had no idea people didn't like Thatcher!"
You're from Texas, right? Imagine your leader said all oil operations are to stop tomorrow. And the money from that is entirely going to Houston. How do you think everyone not in Houston would feel?
That's Thatcher.
Peter Mullins he’s not from texas
RICHARD Trujillo It was just an example because Thatcher fucked up all the mining communities in the North.
Harry Hutchison oh
Congrats with 1 million!
Whoever made the deafening, loud or quiet map should have put a tiny dot in Ireland for jacksepticeye
Drew: Doesn't know what the map means by Boomhauer.
King of the hill fans: Angry propane & propane accessory noises.
0:24 for anyone outside uk Greggs is the most reliable and banging pastry company
It's "pasty" and he's not even pronouncing it right 😂
I really like the ham and cheese baguettes from Greggs
drew: paesties
me: pæsty is correct
5:10 Brazil southeast and center-west is divided between coffee and mate, but we mainly drink the tea version of mate here
The "lazy europe" is the case where your boss sees you stoping for two minutes and calls you lazy -regardless you were working for the last 7 hours. And of course "you are lazy" any time you ask to get paid, regardless you have't being paid for months. ;)
Thanks for dropping the Netherlands in! Keep going drew! You're awesome! I would love to see some more officer sanchez episodes tho. Gekoloniseerd
Mate is a hot drink with something else, I forgot
"What's mate?"
I dont know what my life would be without it
0:17 They're talking about french fries drew, they just call french fries chips in England.
the Scots are doing it right, but im Canadian so I might be biased
Oh drew. You would think a youtuber that only makes videos about the world would be more worldly haha.
Mate is a way to talk about a drink called chimarrão that we drink South Brazil (mostly in the Rio Grande do Sul state, aka Southern most state), + Argentina and Uruguay.
And Paraguay.
I like it, but probably they would curse me for the way I prepare it.
Mate 🧉 is a herbal drink (it’s kind of like a tea) that you drink with hot/cold (this one is actually called Tereré) water or orange juice, it’s always present in social gatherings in Paraguay, Argentina and Uruguay 😉
Whoever put Ireland as Protestant better check the bottom of their car!
I'm from Québec. We have a history of switching from giving a large majority of our seats to some party to giving a large majority of our seats to some other party. Of the four major parties in Canadian politics, they have all won most of Québec's seats at some point in the past four decades.
2:54 Scandinavia is 100% a part of Beer Europe, not Vodka Europe.
Yeah, tf
We have some pretty large beer brands too
Probably closer to wine europe
Yup
Wine europe*
Not really, it's really only Denmark that would fall under beer. Sweden and Norway fall under what's called the vodka belt alongside the majority of Eastern Europe. It has to do a lot of peasantry and earlier years where Sweden and Norway were quite poor which made people brew their own alcohol.
Yes, Michigan does in fact have tornadoes, normally small. But there was a deadly EF5 tornado called the Flint-Beecher Tornado that killed about 116 people and is one of the most deadliest tornadoes in U.S. history.
Europe Depression: Includes the happiest countries in the world
Because Social healtcare killed good private therapists and Social healtcare cant afford good quality mental care, sad people kill themselves ~> Only happy people alive :D
(Dark joke, with seed of Truth in it)
2:53 as a norwegian i have to confirm this is completely wrong, norway sweden and denmark are beer europe. Finland probably vodka though
True
Pretty much all of Germany drinks beer so that map is quite wrong
"I am the Senate"
"no this is patrick!"
5:18 For those who don't understand, what is in green is the “Diagonale du vide” (≈Diagonal of Emptiness) because the population is very small and it is not very productive in term of industry but much in term of agriculture, such as cows.
The fact that england was in the ”quiet” zone shows the inaccuracy of these
I love how by the Europe maps Hungary is always on the line.
As a 🇨🇦, I can attest that while Canada can get cold and miserable (I live in Southern Ontario though, and our winter was super mild🤷♀️), it can get equally miserable and hot in the summer (all that darn water makes it so humid).
6:02, i live on vancouver island (the red) and i can tell you it’s not warm. Its depressing weather, its never hot nor super cold, its always raining during the year and gets a little warm during the summer. A good day would be 23 or 21 at least
6:12. I like how the little part of Liberal Quebec is the part surrounded by Maine.