*Saltburn* made me physically ill...AND I LOVED IT 😭

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @amess6138
    @amess6138 11 місяців тому +206

    “oh no she died🫢” MAYA IM CRYING YOU DID NOT😭

    • @knitwitchpgh
      @knitwitchpgh 5 місяців тому +1

      SAMEEE😂😂😂😂

  • @rjs2035
    @rjs2035 11 місяців тому +164

    THE EDITING IS MAKING ME HYPERVENTILATE 😂😂😂😂

  • @caelsalad6955
    @caelsalad6955 11 місяців тому +114

    "It smells like iron" took me tf out

  • @lbougie
    @lbougie 8 місяців тому +8

    Girl, you are right about Farleigh knowing that Oliver is OFF. I feel you queen and he survived. Let the black lives rejoiced, Hallelujah!

  • @madisonforsythe343
    @madisonforsythe343 11 місяців тому +112

    not you clocking him 💀

    • @KioshiWarrior
      @KioshiWarrior  11 місяців тому +26

      I was very proud of myself lmao!

  • @LauritaTellado
    @LauritaTellado 6 місяців тому +7

    37:08 had me 💀💀💀 "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my GOD-- oooh, Shepherd's pie!"

  • @LauritaTellado
    @LauritaTellado 6 місяців тому +11

    40:18 "The dead can't give consent." 💀💀💀

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 11 місяців тому +100

    She ain’t ready for this one

  • @stephengoudie3025
    @stephengoudie3025 11 місяців тому +44

    “Oh, no, she died!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I fell out of

  • @handsomemahlambi
    @handsomemahlambi 11 місяців тому +21

    21:11 THE BRAINS ON THIS WOMAN!!!!!

  • @handsomemahlambi
    @handsomemahlambi 11 місяців тому +35

    The different noises every time Jacob appears😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @Chuuzus
    @Chuuzus 11 місяців тому +106

    this movie is actually beautifully shot and entertaining but i don’t think it will be talked about in the coming years

    • @KioshiWarrior
      @KioshiWarrior  11 місяців тому +24

      It really is a great movie all the way around 😭

  • @trudelulu
    @trudelulu 11 місяців тому +50

    I WAS SCREAMING WHEN YOU GOT TO THE GRAVEYARD SCENE. i was like JUST YOU WAIT GIRL!!! he was in love with felix. he says he wasn't but he was lying to himself. he orchestrated the whole thing to get close to felix bc he had a crush that turned into an obsession. felix pushed him away when he started cleaning his room so he made up a sob story knowing felix loves a charity case. i think he decided to get saltburn when felix learned the truth and this fake relationship he created in his head started to crumble. if he can't have felix, then he'll just own the house that he's buried in. i don't think he planned or knew about saltburn from the beginning. he's just a sociopath who had his 1st gay crush and fucked it alll the way up 😭😭😭

  • @Champiz
    @Champiz 11 місяців тому +18

    YOOOUUU...YOU CANNOT TRICK MEEE😂😂😂

  • @l0_0l
    @l0_0l 11 місяців тому +36

    also, shouts to the editor! just (*chef’s kiss)

  • @itzyahaira
    @itzyahaira 5 місяців тому +3

    When you asked how big was the 1st check from the Dad of Saltburn. It had me thinking, Just my opinion, but the first check definitely covered full tuition at Oxford Uni for sure, plus room and board. Filled up his meal card for his entire stay and more for sure.

  • @hannahbyanjeru5777
    @hannahbyanjeru5777 9 місяців тому +3

    3:24 LMFAOAOOA U DID NOTTT

  • @nitcat23332
    @nitcat23332 11 місяців тому +13

    the reaction to the eyebrow piercing 😭😂

  • @maxh6992
    @maxh6992 11 місяців тому +16

    THE EDITING IS ACTUALLY KILLING ME

  • @LAMusing
    @LAMusing 11 місяців тому +40

    If you didn't already know about Oliver I need you in my life because YOU FIGURED ALL THAT SHIT out! Except I think first he just wanted to be close to Felix, then he became more and more obsessed with him, then he wanted to BE him. He gave everyone what they wanted. But he couldn't lose it when it so when Felix firmly rejected him, he went after the next best thing - Saltburn. In the end he is Felix. But alone.
    Farleigh was awful to Oliver before he even met him - the snotty crack about his jacket when they passed in the quad on the first day. I think Farleigh, being the poor relation with a "begging bowl" has some self hatred and projects it on the other "poor" boy - Oliver.
    I love this film. So gorgeous, stellar acting across the board, the soundtrack was banging, Fennell framed Elordi like she was licking him up in every shot, every detail was meticulous, and love it or hate it - no one was bored LOL.
    Beautiful depraved obsession. Enjoyed your reaction and subscribed :)

    • @KioshiWarrior
      @KioshiWarrior  11 місяців тому +11

      The only thing I knew beforehand was the tub scene but I’ve dealt with alooooot of manipulators in my life so I felt it lol!

  • @erniecar5074
    @erniecar5074 11 місяців тому +16

    The editing had me gasping for air 😂😂😭. VERY ENJOYABLE

  • @jaymeetsworld1
    @jaymeetsworld1 11 місяців тому +15

    PUHLEASE I am absolutely screaming already and im 5 seconds in!

  • @elliottsmith8399
    @elliottsmith8399 11 місяців тому +21

    I’m only 10 mins in and between the editing this video and Maya’s commentary I’m WEAKKKKK 😂😅😂😂😂

  • @deathwitheponine
    @deathwitheponine 11 місяців тому +21

    I love this movie. I love it SO MUCH. We rarely get to see the villain win and I’m tired of it.

  • @jenny-bu4le
    @jenny-bu4le 11 місяців тому +21

    barry’s accent 😭😭😭 he’s so funny for that he said fuck that accent

  • @Xio227
    @Xio227 11 місяців тому +19

    Ah shit, here we go again😭

  • @jcs1025
    @jcs1025 10 місяців тому +9

    My new part time job is watching people lose their $hit over this movie. 😂😂

    • @KioshiWarrior
      @KioshiWarrior  10 місяців тому +6

      No same lmao I’ve watched every reaction I could find 😂😭

  • @adhdself-love
    @adhdself-love 4 місяці тому +2

    Vampire, incidental chaos magician, obsessed gothic freak. Good movie! Great review!!

    • @lbougie
      @lbougie 4 місяці тому +1

      Oliver Quick has this type of a demonic psychic power that was hidden. But I don’t know if he’s mentally ill or not. The digital copies have the answers.

  • @handsomemahlambi
    @handsomemahlambi 11 місяців тому +13

    Each clip added in is ICONIC and UA-cam needs to give you a raise just for inserting MOMENTS to create new MOMENTS😭❤️

  • @elifriendly2077
    @elifriendly2077 11 місяців тому +19

    oh they aint ready for this one maya

  • @christiana7424
    @christiana7424 11 місяців тому +6

    Not the weed man crying! 🤣

  • @thanek1
    @thanek1 11 місяців тому +6

    Your facial expressions had me cackling the whole time!!! Loved your reaction❤

  • @jenny-bu4le
    @jenny-bu4le 11 місяців тому +22

    the barry keoghan brain rot has been insane and i didn’t even watch the movie

  • @froufroudeluxe
    @froufroudeluxe 11 місяців тому +9

    Coco fucking moaning took me OUT 💀😭

  • @handsomemahlambi
    @handsomemahlambi 11 місяців тому +8

    Saltburn would be the perfect set up for an enemies to lovers story about Farleigh and Oliver but they would either kill each other at the end or have to unfortunately part ways bc Oliver is not a good person and Farleigh would have changed for the better throughout and Oliver would be stuck in his ways even if he felt happy with Farleigh

  • @ykminjis
    @ykminjis 11 місяців тому +8

    He manifested all of it 😭

  • @RachelTheVlogger
    @RachelTheVlogger 11 місяців тому +6

    The actor playing Oliver’s dad was in the show Misfits too he played the probation officer 😊 and the only people Oliver didn’t kill were Sir James and Farleigh

  • @najwacarew6557
    @najwacarew6557 11 місяців тому +3

    YOUR EDITING😭

  • @costaa5344
    @costaa5344 11 місяців тому +5

    Plsss 😭 your editing sends me everytime

  • @gusy629
    @gusy629 5 місяців тому +2

    17:25 Look carefully through the window who walk passed. That was a ghost image of future Felix but Felix was having a breakfast. Spooky! 👻

    • @KioshiWarrior
      @KioshiWarrior  5 місяців тому +3

      WHAAAAAAAT 😭😭😭😭

    • @lbougie
      @lbougie 5 місяців тому +2

      We know it was Felix’s ghost but it can be a different staff member with a pink shirt who works for the house.

  • @ateeras_lens
    @ateeras_lens 11 місяців тому +14

    farleigh is the only one that lived

  • @peachy__pg
    @peachy__pg 11 місяців тому +7

    watching this before the patreon version 😭 thank you for doing this for us

  • @stacym31
    @stacym31 6 місяців тому +1

    Great reaction! 😅

  • @tr0tsky
    @tr0tsky 11 місяців тому +3

    Lolol "I wonder how she doin' right now...oh no...she died!..😕" new watcher. Love your reaction!!

  • @bsommervold
    @bsommervold 11 місяців тому +3

    Not the “it smell like iron”
    I can’t with you😂😂😂😂

  • @kambam5155
    @kambam5155 11 місяців тому +13

    I think because it was poison I assume he went into cardiac arrest. So I'm sure Oliver was basically blaming Farleigh for Felix's death, that's why the dad said he wasn't gonna tell the police.

  • @aliglikesit
    @aliglikesit 11 місяців тому +8

    Rosamund PIKE! 😂❤

    • @KioshiWarrior
      @KioshiWarrior  11 місяців тому +4

      SHE’S A LIVING LEGEND 😭👏🏾

  • @RicardoAlexandre-e9f
    @RicardoAlexandre-e9f 4 місяці тому +3

    THIS MOVIE IS A WHOLE MARATHON 😂
    I'M SORRY BUT I WHANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT OLIVER IS THE PERSONIFICATION OF MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS 😅

  • @tryandsaycecili
    @tryandsaycecili 10 місяців тому +4

    ***SPOILERS*** Omg i just realized the tradition of when someone passes Oliver threw a stone the stone missed the river whether intentionally or not bUT THE DAD WASNT DEAD

  • @liamblake5109
    @liamblake5109 11 місяців тому +3

    CRYINGGGGGG you’re too much😭😭 the editing and your reactions are sending me god i love u😭💕

  • @whizkhiz
    @whizkhiz 9 місяців тому +2

    Listen, he heard 'eat the rich' and did what he was told. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ like what am I supposed to do? Be MAD at him for that???
    Fr tho I love that Farleigh always suspected shit was up, bc us Black ppl don't play... Like u ain't finna fool me, when I'm already suspicious of all yt ppls intentions

  • @handsomemahlambi
    @handsomemahlambi 11 місяців тому +3

    So Maya I watched this literally 3 hours before you posted this on your main channel but I needed time to process what I saw before watching it again😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jenny-bu4le
    @jenny-bu4le 11 місяців тому +5

    6:57 WYGISIDOTXIT

  • @OpticalSorcerer
    @OpticalSorcerer 10 місяців тому +2

    NGL, I expected him to turn the family against each other. It felt a bit disappointing that he got away with the murders so easily and that he was the only manipulative one.

  • @adhdself-love
    @adhdself-love 4 місяці тому +3

    I think he was obsessed with Fleix, then when that went downhill, he just took advantage like a shark. A shark with hurt feelings.

  • @rebeccaimmanuel8727
    @rebeccaimmanuel8727 11 місяців тому +3

    Was deciding whether I wanted to watch this. Now I can watch it with Maya and then it's off the list.

  • @anonbutlikenot7507
    @anonbutlikenot7507 10 місяців тому +1

    YOU SO REALLL

  • @RonnieStewartJr
    @RonnieStewartJr 10 місяців тому +1

    6 minutes in and your editor deserves a raise 😂😂😂😂 genius

  • @grateful17
    @grateful17 11 місяців тому +2

    the editing omg

  • @TheMaleSoprano
    @TheMaleSoprano 11 місяців тому +6

    i don't think farleigh is dead. but omfg i need a saltburn 2 because we need ANSWERS for this shit!!!!

  • @maloneaqua
    @maloneaqua 11 місяців тому +8

    I did a rewatch of saltburn and I can’t help but wonder if Elspeth didn’t want to die. “Coast is clear now isn’t it” is just a bit on the nose. I wonder if she felt guilt letting a kid in who slaughtered their family and decided that’s what she deserved too. Idk

  • @handsomemahlambi
    @handsomemahlambi 11 місяців тому +1

    6:57 MAYA NOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jasminbreakingbadwalkingde4614
    @jasminbreakingbadwalkingde4614 10 місяців тому +2

    Finally someone who is grossed out about the period

  • @Nathan-kk5ql
    @Nathan-kk5ql 11 місяців тому +1

    I can not wait for this

  • @jenny-bu4le
    @jenny-bu4le 10 місяців тому +1

    19:32 i’m SCAREDDDD

  • @jasminbreakingbadwalkingde4614
    @jasminbreakingbadwalkingde4614 10 місяців тому +1

    I loved your breaking bad scene 😊

  • @handsomemahlambi
    @handsomemahlambi 11 місяців тому +3

    The gross stuff actually adds to the plot
    It’s not just gross for no reason but to show us behavioural patterns
    If we took it out, it would lack substance (or in this case the many disgusting intakes of substances that should not be ingested) and just be another (predominantly white) rich teen drama

  • @melanated_persephone2334
    @melanated_persephone2334 11 місяців тому +6

    After watching few reactions. I start to wonder now if the blonde haired guy that would hangout with Oliver was apart of his imagination. Cuz nobody notices him but Oliver and literally nobody did anything when he was screaming in the cafeteria

    • @KioshiWarrior
      @KioshiWarrior  11 місяців тому +4

      I thought that too but the room definitely got super quiet when he did that and people were looking at them!

  • @l0_0l
    @l0_0l 11 місяців тому +1

    💀 at that being the opening clip.

  • @handsomemahlambi
    @handsomemahlambi 11 місяців тому +2

    39:52 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @knitwitchpgh
    @knitwitchpgh 5 місяців тому +1

    Ma'am im 5 mins in and glad i found you 😂

  • @TheSleightDoctor
    @TheSleightDoctor 8 місяців тому +3

    They didn't kick Farley out because he was doing drugs, but because Ollie strongly implied those particular drugs killed Felix. This is not a family who have a problem with drugs per se. 😂

    • @lbougie
      @lbougie 8 місяців тому +2

      Oliver used his lies to mind control the Cattons. He made them kicking Farleigh out for his false commitment.

  • @namjoonswife3300
    @namjoonswife3300 10 місяців тому +2

    29:20-29:31 😂😂

  • @steblock
    @steblock 11 місяців тому +1

    not the died Queen

  • @jaylaalle5827
    @jaylaalle5827 11 місяців тому +7

    i watched this movie a few weeks ago & it was a chaotic mess but i enjoyed it! farleigh deserved better & oliver is a psycho 😭

    • @l0_0l
      @l0_0l 11 місяців тому +2

      he really didn’t. farleigh is awful, but that’s also the point.

    • @jaylaalle5827
      @jaylaalle5827 11 місяців тому +1

      @@l0_0l true

    • @ateeras_lens
      @ateeras_lens 11 місяців тому +4

      @@l0_0lfarleigh is awful but he’s the only one that saw the true oliver

    • @l0_0l
      @l0_0l 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ateeras_lens agreed because he’s oliver’s foil.

  • @suprsparx
    @suprsparx 11 місяців тому +9

    "I don't think he's a fine white man." GIRL same. The way people thirst after this guy.....I just don't get it. Is it because he's tall? cuz his lips and teeth leave a lot to be desired. Lemme stop.

  • @youssef55555
    @youssef55555 11 місяців тому +1

    had to watch the movie before watching this...............and idk how to feel...........

  • @markchristmas320
    @markchristmas320 11 місяців тому +3

    I think Duncan and Ollie lived happily ever after because Farleigh came back to stake his claim and Duncan knew all the secrets so Ollie seduced and married him to protect the murderous plots

  • @marcusbangemu6041
    @marcusbangemu6041 11 місяців тому +1

    Absolutely not Maya lmao 🤣 this movie freaked me out so badly I warned u away from it on Twitter 😅

  • @davidbarnes1113
    @davidbarnes1113 11 місяців тому +1

    That bathtub scene was not shocking. Let me walk up on MB.J in a bathtub 🛀, I’m grabbing a glass

  • @nickisson372
    @nickisson372 11 місяців тому +4

    Can you please react to k1ll bill the actual movie. I know its an old movie but i think you'd enjoy it, its a classic ❤

    • @JazzyJay254
      @JazzyJay254 8 місяців тому

      A fave and she would def have a blast with it!

  • @Carol-wv9fs
    @Carol-wv9fs 11 місяців тому +2

    watch fellow travelers, it's a mature romance that involves hot scenes and political dramas!

  • @echakamonjok
    @echakamonjok 11 місяців тому +3

    Listennnn I’m not ready. I’ve heard way too many gross things about this movie. 🤮

  • @vickbash
    @vickbash 9 місяців тому +1

    you're gonna do WHAT off the bone??

  • @alexzandralawrenz1812
    @alexzandralawrenz1812 11 місяців тому

    Can someone answer my question is this a show or album

  • @imtipicoatipico
    @imtipicoatipico 11 місяців тому +4

    If anyone wonders more movies saltburn coded i recommend "Stoker" is a 2013 movie and Mia Wasikowska is on it ~

  • @RicardoAlexandre-e9f
    @RicardoAlexandre-e9f 4 місяці тому +3

    THIS MOVIE IS A WHOLE MARATHON 😂
    I'M SORRY BUT I WHANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT OLIVER IS THE PERSONIFICATION OF MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS 😅