ILLEGITIMATE OFFSPRING Game Review by SsethTzeenTach | REACTION with Skitten

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @LowbrowDeluxe
    @LowbrowDeluxe Рік тому +312

    2:45 "That" was Jack Hanma from Baki, who aside from copious use of every muscle enhancer ever invented by man had his arms and legs stretched surgically by having them broken then painfully cranked apart bit by bit so they regrew slightly longer day after painful day. Also had his teeth replaced with titanium inserts eventually.

    • @roarbahamut9866
      @roarbahamut9866 Рік тому +39

      Only to nearly end up as food for Pickle lol

    • @raushan3443
      @raushan3443 Рік тому +20

      @@roarbahamut9866 a copy can never beat the og

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 Рік тому +30

      Which is a real thing that occurs. Its called bone lengthening surgery and it does succeed it is just incredibly slow, growing the bones out by a millimeter or less than that. Its incredibly painful but Jack Hanma being the absolute unit he is gave zero fucks and turned himself from like 6'8" to 7'11" man can stare Piccolo and Majin Buu in the face.

    • @Bigdude0444
      @Bigdude0444 Рік тому +7

      Haven't read or watched it yet. I hate that I knew it was immediately Baki.

    • @LowbrowDeluxe
      @LowbrowDeluxe Рік тому +15

      @@Bigdude0444 Honestly, if you can accept it's ridiculousness it's not bad. Just know that one of the mildest things you'll have to accept is that Baki's dad kills a rampaging giant african elephant with his bare hands, and that there is a fan theory that said elephant might be Baki's half-brother because his father , known as the Strongest Creature On Earth, has long been seeking a challenger worthy of himself even if he has to make it himself.

  • @THENemesisXX99
    @THENemesisXX99 Рік тому +256

    I would like to say that Sseth went harder than usual to take a jab at Established Titles for being another scam but knowing Sseth this isn't exactly new.

    • @southanime
      @southanime Рік тому +24

      He seems more unhinged since he started getting sponsors

    • @cookingpot3990
      @cookingpot3990 Рік тому +52

      @@southanime Little reminder that the man is off his meds since Bloons TD 6

  • @daisyjoy242
    @daisyjoy242 Рік тому +77

    18:07
    Skitten looks confused and terrified at the same time 😂

  • @BobTheSkull
    @BobTheSkull Рік тому +186

    the creators got paid, the charity they worked with to plant trees is extremely highly rated as a charity, and they did sent you a certificate. the bad thing was that you dont legally become a "lord" and you had not rights to any plot of land at all. the ads were also extremely deceptive about it. that being said ive always thought it was an obvious gag gift.
    Please do the Space Station 13 review. thats one i think you will both enjoy a lot and its not sexual at all. this one kind of had to be sexual because the game had a lot of sexual vibes to it in places.

    • @sun31277
      @sun31277 Рік тому +3

      they already did it just look it up

    • @BobTheSkull
      @BobTheSkull Рік тому +6

      @@sun31277 what are you even talking about? neither of them have reacted to the space station 13 video on youtube. if you're talking about patreon fair enough but since were on youtube id have no way to know that.

    • @valkorias
      @valkorias Рік тому +7

      ​@@BobTheSkull I'm pretty sure that they did, However, I believe they removed it.

    • @huhreally5771
      @huhreally5771 Рік тому

      maybe since it’s the one with the n word

    • @justarandomgamer6309
      @justarandomgamer6309 Рік тому +2

      not true the controversy is that the company is based in china and possibly being devious with the money you watch the video on it thoroughly before typing misinformation.

  • @ILoveCiniminis
    @ILoveCiniminis Рік тому +40

    Sseth is a gold standard that has been here for years.
    Don't forget to join the merchant's guild.

  • @alistairmooncrest5018
    @alistairmooncrest5018 Рік тому +97

    This video... was a lot. 😂

  • @tiredhybrid
    @tiredhybrid Рік тому +61

    This review is the most Ive ever heard Sseth laugh and I highly enjoy it, fucking hilarious

  • @t5hammer871
    @t5hammer871 Рік тому +15

    "Ah, that's white collar. You gotta get more hands on." LOL Welcome to the blue-collar criminals XD

  • @magmat0585
    @magmat0585 Рік тому +31

    Y'all should watch more of Sseth, he's a riot.

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn Рік тому +31

    Ah yes. Australia: the video game.

  • @crustybomb115
    @crustybomb115 Рік тому +13

    2:49 to answer this pretty easily: limb lengthening surgery... also abit exaggerated as these procedures takes place one site(8 sites total) at a time... its very painful, takes a very long time to heal for one to be able to stand up, and usually requires dedicated work on your muscles to even be able to do regular activities...

  • @Doom_Guy__
    @Doom_Guy__ Рік тому +22

    I recommend his STALKER review. It's pretty neat...

  • @declanflynn2580
    @declanflynn2580 Рік тому +27

    Ssethtzeentach is one of the greatest UA-camrs to emerge in the downfall era

  • @kareemclremont9881
    @kareemclremont9881 Рік тому +16

    damn Skitten and Chavezz's drip is on point today

  • @redbull63
    @redbull63 Рік тому +10

    THAT IS IT! AYE THROW OUT THE OLD SCRIPT ON THE PRISON DRAMA!
    "But we already bought the set!"
    Don't worry about it we can repurpose the assets... i can see it now
    "PRISON: a sex-fight action movie" 🎬 👌🏿

  • @Skyte100
    @Skyte100 Рік тому +1

    Alignment is your number of crimes. Say not guilty and you're not guilty, lawful. Say guilty and were not guilty, or vice versa, neutral. Say not guilty and were guilty, chaotic.
    Lying under oath is a crime.

  • @ShawnKavanagh
    @ShawnKavanagh Рік тому +7

    Sseth's mind is fascinating

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 Рік тому +4

    26:26 This is what I’m going to call aggressively buff homo erotic media for now on I have decided.

    • @onebilliontacos3405
      @onebilliontacos3405 Рік тому +3

      I don’t come across it _that_ often, but when I do it’s always good to be prepared!

  • @S_MAN_CHAN
    @S_MAN_CHAN Рік тому +15

    FINALLY Skitten gets to experience Sseth

  • @antthefool7637
    @antthefool7637 8 місяців тому +1

    Whoever did that to those socks 16:59 will not see the pearly gates

  • @emperorarasaka
    @emperorarasaka Рік тому +3

    tfw you wear your favorite sweater to a party and win the ugly sweater award

  • @vendorfrostblood5481
    @vendorfrostblood5481 Рік тому +1

    Original video:
    Ah yes, The Blank Origins

  • @sifuculreif6448
    @sifuculreif6448 Рік тому +2

    FYI: I'm pretty sure "Cum Gutters" refers to the outline of well-toned hip-flexor muscles.
    The guy in the vid didn't quite do all his research for that one.

  • @spectredeadgaming7874
    @spectredeadgaming7874 9 місяців тому +1

    I thought that sweater said KatSuk for a while until skitten turn to the sides. That’s crazy

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 6 місяців тому +1

    Self-Note: *_SEVERE_* MISOPHONIC TRIGGER from *8:01** ----- **8:05*

  • @thecatman0w0
    @thecatman0w0 Рік тому +3

    And adding this game to my wish list...

  • @bryancase2643
    @bryancase2643 Рік тому +3

    Skitten over here scared of Brandon Herrera shooting trees and according to him they Definitely got paid apparently one of the highest paying sponsors

  • @nicholaspadilla4943
    @nicholaspadilla4943 Рік тому +4

    Hell yeah I was waiting for this

  • @nickgrisso1416
    @nickgrisso1416 Рік тому +1

    18:16 my new favorite phrase

  • @elijahprice1252
    @elijahprice1252 Рік тому +4

    Yeah do his space station 13 video

  • @nickgrisso1416
    @nickgrisso1416 Рік тому +2

    7:00 Favorite crime. Definitely arson. Cuz they are just having a great time

  • @DarrenMallett2165585
    @DarrenMallett2165585 Рік тому +1

    "Driving it home "😂😂😂😂

  • @Mr.Raven_Poe
    @Mr.Raven_Poe Рік тому +2

    Yo Chavezz, you and Skitten gotta check out the "Mystery Flesh Pit National Park" video by Wendigoon, it's so good man.

  • @BaloraSilviana_PrincessRuby
    @BaloraSilviana_PrincessRuby Рік тому +1

    Happy 2023 New Years 🥺😔

  • @brae9land557
    @brae9land557 Рік тому +1

    Embezzlement exactly what I was thinking, perfect crime

  • @WorldsTallestLeprechaun
    @WorldsTallestLeprechaun Рік тому +1

    9:58 Wait a second, I…I think I recognize one of the guys in that picture.(o_o)…Oh my God, I hope I’m wrong, because if that is the guy I’m thinking of, that is DARK as fuck…

  • @BauthorFowler
    @BauthorFowler Рік тому

    6:45 CANNIBALISM and BUGGERY were crimes apparently "safe enough" to show on YT, yet the top choice in the middle column was NOT.
    Dare I even ask what THAT crime was?

    • @EternalVirgin
      @EternalVirgin 4 місяці тому

      I think "buggery" is like p*d*philia but both parties are males

  • @mariodale2484
    @mariodale2484 Рік тому +1

    Them things was thinging so much I thought that sweater legit said KATSUK

  • @SpoKenSanity
    @SpoKenSanity Рік тому +1

    That akatsuki sweater goes hard.

  • @lilalmonds4595
    @lilalmonds4595 Рік тому

    A lot of people are saying space station 13 but I think a few less edgy sseth vids couldn’t hurt beforehand

  • @ReaperTheGodOfGames
    @ReaperTheGodOfGames 5 місяців тому

    12:58 She's allergic to cake. xD

  • @sbigbro
    @sbigbro Рік тому

    More sseth with skitten plz

  • @Ali-my6fe
    @Ali-my6fe Рік тому

    Skitten, where did you get your sweater?

  • @cainfagan3982
    @cainfagan3982 Рік тому

    Y'all should watch sseth's endless space 2 video

  • @hoji9082
    @hoji9082 Рік тому

    king chavezz. i beg of thee, we need another elden ring video, it's been 7 months, almost a year now. HOW LONG SHALL WE WAIT M'LORD???

  • @educatedlaziness3268
    @educatedlaziness3268 Рік тому

    I reccomend making Skitten watch Sseth's Dwarf Fortress and RimWorld reviews

  • @Skyte100
    @Skyte100 Рік тому

    Risk every time. Filling out risk gives extra exp.

  • @sirduckyda3rd76
    @sirduckyda3rd76 Рік тому

    can't believe they made a game about my country

  • @hermaeusmora424
    @hermaeusmora424 Рік тому

    18:28 TIL that you dont watch rick and morty.

  • @adibhaikal9762
    @adibhaikal9762 5 місяців тому +1

    Hakari be like: 15:20

  • @AcidiFy574
    @AcidiFy574 Рік тому

    Have you reacted to his videos on;
    vampire the masquerade
    & Deus Ex ?

  • @BaroqueSphinx
    @BaroqueSphinx 5 місяців тому

    13:01 she was allergic to the cheeks.

  • @SuspiciousSandalsFromIstanbul

    Do you know who Theglitchmaster is?

  • @jacobgoodman6296
    @jacobgoodman6296 Рік тому

    Can you watch the Playframe video about the story of Kingdom Hearts?

  • @spencerpearson1321
    @spencerpearson1321 Рік тому +2

    pleeheeheeas. Storymode reactions. He’s been deleting them. They may not last very much longer.
    : Internet historian is *he*

  • @emceha
    @emceha Рік тому +1

    Thanks to this sweater yow you legit look like Slovakian villager.
    Also, just a reminder that Leviticus 18:22 is a famous "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."

  • @Hekk.
    @Hekk. Рік тому

    Missy trying to be as PC as possibile :D

  • @nagual1992
    @nagual1992 Рік тому

    More.

  • @harrythedirty4256
    @harrythedirty4256 Рік тому

    Please vampire the mascaraed it’s his best video

  • @charliebaker1427
    @charliebaker1427 Рік тому

    You should watch his amazing cultivation simulator video

  • @bogdanbotis1524
    @bogdanbotis1524 4 місяці тому

    8:35 ..... Oh cmon guys, can't take a few edgy jokes? Are you amish or something? :)). If you get past the jokes and analyze this guy a bit, you'll reach the conclusion he is a brilliant and moral (even though filthy-minded) man. His work has had a huge positive impact on indie developers of games he's covered

  • @ATOMBOMBER909
    @ATOMBOMBER909 Рік тому

    R/GOONED

  • @vincentconnett5358
    @vincentconnett5358 Рік тому +1

    Please react to theRussianbadger space Vietnam with bears Star Wars battlefront 2

  • @_Trash_Goblin
    @_Trash_Goblin Рік тому +2

    Before I even watch the video: I am so sorry that someone convinced you to watch this.

  • @Coockiez-007
    @Coockiez-007 Рік тому +1

    oh nahwr

  • @Pikachu19972
    @Pikachu19972 Рік тому

    Can you guys react to half life vr but the ai is self aware

  • @rovaughncampbell3062
    @rovaughncampbell3062 Рік тому

    Do the space station 13 video

  • @KoScosss
    @KoScosss Рік тому +1

    Moar sseth :)

  • @Darkskinnedking
    @Darkskinnedking Рік тому

    Page 6 line 9

  • @meechie417
    @meechie417 Рік тому

    Skitten in a bukkake session 🤔

  • @XavierShade
    @XavierShade Рік тому +1

    Omg y'all were funnier than the dang video!

  • @MysticLGD
    @MysticLGD Рік тому +1

    cool

  • @mixednarwhal
    @mixednarwhal Рік тому +2

    ⚠️ARACHNOPHOBIA WARNING⚠️

  • @LILT910
    @LILT910 Рік тому

    Lmao

  • @Nymphonomicon
    @Nymphonomicon Рік тому

    Bakugo fan?

  • @lup7271
    @lup7271 Рік тому

    nice

  • @t_adams
    @t_adams Рік тому +1

    Hey, new cjdachamp is out. Hop to it. Chop Chop. The video won't make itself.

  • @legolasredleaf3938
    @legolasredleaf3938 Рік тому

    Chavezz my man it's f@#$@# cute so deal with it. 🤐

  • @TheonlyoneAlive
    @TheonlyoneAlive Рік тому

    You should watch combat gods 2 if you haven't already.

  • @6Qubed
    @6Qubed Рік тому

    arson

    • @duck9683
      @duck9683 Рік тому

      I agree arson is the best crime

  • @Iyforthis
    @Iyforthis 8 місяців тому

    Weird guy super insecure about himself

  • @s.novozhilov1856
    @s.novozhilov1856 Рік тому +1

    Damn, this reaction forced me to complicate thoughts about the original. I’m not a sexist, but tzeentach should make a disclaimer if there is too much of man’s humor.

  • @Neonl1ghts
    @Neonl1ghts Рік тому

    Susan please, I've reported him 9 times in the past week, how have you not dealt with him?🤨

  • @williamcannon8380
    @williamcannon8380 Рік тому +1

    It isn't a scam guys that guy said that did literally no research

    • @crimson8867
      @crimson8867 Рік тому +7

      It literally is, there's a bunch of videos about it. You can probably just type in "Established Titles" and you'll find those videos

  • @LovelyLina034
    @LovelyLina034 Рік тому +2

    Chavezz, I got to admit, Skitten is right about that Sweater its pretty cute and I wouldnt wear it to a "Ugly Sweater" Party xD.

  • @DannyplrRyan
    @DannyplrRyan Рік тому

    Use the K key instead of the space bar for playing and pausing videos.

  • @jacobgoodman6296
    @jacobgoodman6296 Рік тому

    Can you watch the Playframe video about the story of Kingdom Hearts?

  • @jacobgoodman6296
    @jacobgoodman6296 Рік тому

    Can you watch the Playframe video about the story of Kingdom Hearts?