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  • @xenius1619
    @xenius1619 5 років тому +10495

    Mh hm = Ja
    Mh mh = Nein
    Mhm = Ich weiß nicht

  • @linajurgensen4698
    @linajurgensen4698 6 років тому +1912

    Very important..... „doch“ leads you to an endless conversation!

  • @eierkarton4051
    @eierkarton4051 6 років тому +19941

    Der, die, das. Wieso,weshalb warum? Wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm.
    Und jetzt in englisch
    The the the. Why why why?

    • @simo2555
      @simo2555 6 років тому +546

      Lmao xD

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 років тому +364

      This is a fun detail, for anyone that things English and German and Dutch are easy to learn if you speak one of them already. (Pronounciation is based on English.)
      'who' (pronounced the same) in Dutch means 'how'
      'Who' pronounced as 'woh' in German means 'where?'
      'War' pronounced as 'wáár' in Dutch means 'where'(or 'true')
      'War" pronounced as war (or wáár) in German means "(it) was"
      'Was" pronounced as 'was' in German means 'what?"
      Was pronounced as 'was' in Dutch means 'was' or 'laundry.'
      'What' pronounced as 'wat' in Dutch means 'what?'
      'Wann' pronounced as 'w-one' in German means 'When?'
      'Where' pronounced as 'w-eey-r" in German means 'Who?'
      'Where' pronounced as 'w-eey-r" in Dutch means 'weather/again."
      'When' pronounced as 'When' in Dutch means; 'getting used to-'
      'When' pronounced as 'When' in German means; 'When-' (as in;
      'When we do this, we should-")
      'Why' pronounced as 'Weye" in Dutch means 'us' (and meadow)
      We prounounced as 'we' in German means 'how?'
      We pronounced as 'we' in Dutch means 'Who?'

    • @willemgloudemans1442
      @willemgloudemans1442 6 років тому +187

      Den, de, het. Hoezo, om wat, waarom? Wie niet vraagt blijft dom!
      Same ryme but in Dutch! Let's try that one in English! Oh, wait.

    • @blubbdiblubb333
      @blubbdiblubb333 6 років тому +9

      also Wherefore @@Pablothe

    • @dieprogamernoobs3837
      @dieprogamernoobs3837 6 років тому +35

      Widdekuu91 half of it is wrong.

  • @kylo8307
    @kylo8307 3 роки тому +1951

    Others: German is hard
    Germans: No, not really
    Also german: „Umfahren“ ist the opposite of „Umfahren“

    • @nicht_beni2270
      @nicht_beni2270 3 роки тому +80

      I needed a few seconds to comprehend this

    • @alankps
      @alankps 3 роки тому +211

      Und Haare wachsen das Gegenteil von Haare wachsen :)

    • @CriticalPosthumanism
      @CriticalPosthumanism 3 роки тому +43

      @@alankps nicht wirklich

    • @patricksteinsen1147
      @patricksteinsen1147 3 роки тому +34

      @@CriticalPosthumanism doch, schon

    • @liloruf2838
      @liloruf2838 3 роки тому +4

      @@alankps lies das nochmal, Pointe versaut.

  • @rainglow4481
    @rainglow4481 5 років тому +2418

    "Dings" a german word you say when you forgot the actual word in hope that people will understand what that "dings" is.

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 років тому +165

      Mothers tend to use this word very often when requiring a specific item.

    • @lunaaliceblack8229
      @lunaaliceblack8229 5 років тому +312

      Dings, Dingens, Dingsbums, Teil...😂

    • @allison9123
      @allison9123 5 років тому +7

      @@lunaaliceblack8229 ja😂😂🤣

    • @doubleu7313
      @doubleu7313 5 років тому +38

      English has that too. They say "thingamajig"

    • @mada7837
      @mada7837 5 років тому +10

      Same with portuguese, "coisa" (ding; thing)

  • @CuteLittleHen
    @CuteLittleHen 5 років тому +2302

    I can't believe you didn't mention in the false friends section that "Gift" means poison in German.

    • @peteheigelfishing
      @peteheigelfishing 5 років тому +13

      Eatay Mizrachi ja haha

    • @vornamenachname884
      @vornamenachname884 5 років тому +53

      Well, "Mitgift" imeans dowry. I like that one. Allways let me think about, how the woman poisons the marriage.

    • @sazrexph307
      @sazrexph307 5 років тому +2

      Horrible 😂

    • @Asuya93
      @Asuya93 4 роки тому +4

      What about venom? Its gift aswell , right?

    • @hallow7102
      @hallow7102 4 роки тому +8

      @@Asuya93 you can say both, venom and poison

  • @stephenbitterlin2549
    @stephenbitterlin2549 6 років тому +3401

    the trickiest of them all is "doch"

    • @invulnerable318
      @invulnerable318 6 років тому +42

      @Dugunthi wouldn't that just be although?

    • @elpaullos
      @elpaullos 6 років тому +80

      for exemple: if i say "you're not intelligent" so can you say "doch" and it mean i am frong

    • @ravik007ggn
      @ravik007ggn 6 років тому +22

      I shall probably end up saying Douche and get in trouble.

    • @ravik007ggn
      @ravik007ggn 6 років тому +1

      @J. D. particularly if it is to a married gal, with her hubby dear nearby. I can't imagine the result. 😁

    • @invulnerable318
      @invulnerable318 6 років тому +7

      @J. D. was ist mit "I'm not an expert, although I think bip bap bup..."? Geht doch auch oder halt "although I'm not an expert..."

  • @geisterfahreruberholer2171
    @geisterfahreruberholer2171 4 роки тому +1596

    Der König von alledem:
    "Nein?"
    "Doch!"
    "Oh!"

    • @FederAtom
      @FederAtom 3 роки тому +5

      Ja du hast es verstanden

    • @maltederhutte6347
      @maltederhutte6347 3 роки тому +6

      Ist Hasch mich - Ich bin der Mörder nicht original Französisch?

    • @niismo.
      @niismo. 3 роки тому +9

      Louis de Funès!

    • @Helena-me6mp
      @Helena-me6mp 3 роки тому +2

      Legende

    • @Tribalfan88x
      @Tribalfan88x 3 роки тому +1

      Schon lustig wie das der einzige Teil ist den alle zitieren können wo der 1-Wort-Dialog doch so viel länger ist...

  • @alexanderkayser5779
    @alexanderkayser5779 5 років тому +6819

    das Gegenteil von umfahren : umfahren

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 5 років тому +130

      This diserves way more upvotes!

    • @gginso5512
      @gginso5512 5 років тому +90

      @@TremereTT We're not on Reddit sorry!

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 5 років тому +37

      @@gginso5512 Indeed . And don't go to reddit. People on reddit have issues if your opinion differs from theirs. A true open discusion is more likely to develop on 4chan than on reddit.

    • @McDave1312
      @McDave1312 5 років тому +59

      diese kategorie von wörtern nennt man januswörter oder autoantonyme.. "die untiefe" wär ein weiteres!

    • @sguzzyzourovic869
      @sguzzyzourovic869 5 років тому +6

      Alexander Kayser Umfahren und Um fahren...

  • @recki1090
    @recki1090 5 років тому +3916

    You dont want to receive a "Gift" from Germans

    • @processor8267
      @processor8267 5 років тому +161

      *Poison :)

    • @mweskamppp
      @mweskamppp 5 років тому +574

      Darauf kannst Du Gift nehmen.

    • @RW-jd3ny
      @RW-jd3ny 5 років тому +58

      But receiving poison from a french isn't so bad.. as long as you enjoy seafood

    • @JessicaLescarbeault
      @JessicaLescarbeault 5 років тому +32

      @@RW-jd3ny No, fish is poisSon with 2 "S" and is pronounced "ssss". "Poison" with one "S", pronounced "z", in French is also poison, like in English, or Gift in German. ;-)

    • @RW-jd3ny
      @RW-jd3ny 5 років тому +15

      @@JessicaLescarbeault I'm not french but there was an attempt 😂 oh well

  • @uncinarynin
    @uncinarynin 6 років тому +3419

    me on the telephone when the other person is very talkative :
    hallo, mhm, mhm, hm, ja, ach! naja, mhm, mhm, was? boah! ach was. noch was? na denn. und tschüss!

    • @user-mk3rw8lf8m
      @user-mk3rw8lf8m 6 років тому +76

      In dutch you can almost say the exact same

    • @ahmadhassounmusic6053
      @ahmadhassounmusic6053 5 років тому +29

      And then you wake up in the next morning to find out there is 7 futures you don't need in your cellphone contract that been active hhhhhh

  • @ducktylus
    @ducktylus 3 роки тому +453

    As a German person I wanted to read the reactions of people who can‘t speak German… But like 99% of the people in this comment section are German too.

    • @CarnaghSidhe
      @CarnaghSidhe 3 роки тому +3

      I think any video that explains compound nouns without explaining compound nouns, is engaged in entertainment over education... moonlight, football, anyone, grasshopper... not actually difficult to explain to an English speaker. Explainations of Welsh seem to suffer a similar fate; "look, long words!", seems to be the goal.

    • @leosommer5971
      @leosommer5971 3 роки тому +2

      Ganz normal

    • @tiwiss3063
      @tiwiss3063 3 роки тому

      saaaaame xD

    • @the_anonymousmrx2289
      @the_anonymousmrx2289 3 роки тому

      I am german and I'll Tell you: its funny if you hear when english guys speak german Words like "Purzelbaun" ore "Kuddelmuddel". Try to speak it out. And if its easy, try to say "Eichhörnchen" (=squirrel)

    • @gonkong5638
      @gonkong5638 3 роки тому

      German spin me around.

  • @wolsch3435
    @wolsch3435 6 років тому +960

    Forget the "Donaudampfblabla" ! These monsterwords are only good for impressing and entertaining english native speakers. The average german would avoid these words if ever possible.

    • @littlemisssunshine5961
      @littlemisssunshine5961 6 років тому +59

      Wol Sch that is true, but there are some monster words. Maybe not really in the daily language, but when my car was inspected, because it wouldn't turn on they told me that the "zündkontaktgeberschalter" was broken. I love this word. I didn't know of its existence, but it is so logical and german . I cannot really translate this monster :D

    • @timoh6896
      @timoh6896 6 років тому +24

      But it also perfectly shows how german nouns work. Of cause nobody uses this really long once in their daily language, but there are still a lot that are usually splitt into 2-3 words in other languages.

    • @pm6214
      @pm6214 6 років тому +21

      @@littlemisssunshine5961 "Zündkontaktgeberschalter" means the switch,which creats a point of ignition (?) English is so unelogical as a German :) , in German you just take Word1 + Word2 and *bazing* = Word1Word2 :) 🇦🇹

    • @PhilippLenssen
      @PhilippLenssen 6 років тому +22

      Genau, Donaudampfblabla ist nur so ne Münchhausenwortschöpfungssache.

    • @Itsme-hc8os
      @Itsme-hc8os 6 років тому +3

      @@PhilippLenssen somit hätten wir noch ein langes Wort

  • @spenhouet
    @spenhouet 6 років тому +2439

    As a german I always laugh at the "thing" words. Fly thing, fire thing, sport thing, play thing, drive thing, punch thing, factory thing, green thing, bed thing, ....

    • @Kanal7Indonesia
      @Kanal7Indonesia 6 років тому +185

      Because german doesn't want to absorb latin words...

    • @EinLucas
      @EinLucas 6 років тому +256

      It's the same with Japanese: kimono (wear thing), tabemono (eat thing) etc. :D

    • @danielg8779
      @danielg8779 6 років тому +503

      Ich hab grad 5 Minuten über "factory thing" nachdenken müssen bis ich auf "Werkzeug" gekommen bin! :D Hut ab!

    • @stewtm
      @stewtm 6 років тому +121

      Das schwedische Wort für "Gemüse" mag ich auch sehr gerne: "grönsaker". Grüne Sachen, oder auch: Grünzeug. :D

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 6 років тому +10

      Not to forget the "thing warden"

  • @amandagobbleflobber7859
    @amandagobbleflobber7859 6 років тому +759

    This is a "Flammenwerfer" it werfs Flammen.

    • @JeremyPSVita
      @JeremyPSVita 6 років тому +22

      Amanda Gobbleflobber Same in English tho, flamethrower

    • @xxmirlxx8967
      @xxmirlxx8967 6 років тому +68

      HANZ GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER

    • @HM-ju5it
      @HM-ju5it 6 років тому +25

      Hanz forget ze flammenwerfer, get ze Gustav

    • @gustavschnitzel
      @gustavschnitzel 6 років тому +24

      @@HM-ju5it I am here. What happened?

    • @checkcommentsfirst3335
      @checkcommentsfirst3335 5 років тому +2

      Gustav Schnitzel you reinkommenzeug

  • @Indyday
    @Indyday 3 роки тому +104

    "Doch!" - Best german word EVER. If you have an argument with somebody you just say "doch" after he/she finished. That's a single short word for "It doesn't matter what you say and I also don't care about your opinion. You are just completely wrong, bro!"

    • @master_of_blinchiki
      @master_of_blinchiki 3 роки тому +9

      Indeed! "Doch!" is like the German Uno Reverse card.

    • @Indyday
      @Indyday 3 роки тому +2

      @@master_of_blinchiki To increase the effect you also can say "Oh doch!" That's like a sledgehammer.

    • @master_of_blinchiki
      @master_of_blinchiki 3 роки тому +1

      @@Indyday I know. It's like a sledgehammer with an Ultimate German Uno Reverse card glued on it.

    • @dabestest1387
      @dabestest1387 3 роки тому +1

      There’s actually an Arabic word for it too! Depending on the dialect of course, but since i live in jordan we say imbala امبلى

  • @derdittrich
    @derdittrich 5 років тому +2574

    "This is a Flammenwerfer - it werfs Flammen."

    • @tepes578
      @tepes578 5 років тому +67

      This is a "Gebirgsflugzeugabwehrkanone".
      It's a FLAK for deployment in the mountains.
      (Gebirge = mountains)
      duh

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 5 років тому +4

      Good old digby

    • @deadhunter3928
      @deadhunter3928 4 роки тому +29

      I like Schweineschinkenzwiebelmettwurst

    • @GdBearman
      @GdBearman 4 роки тому +11

      Hans please!

    • @heyitspewchi
      @heyitspewchi 4 роки тому +68

      This is a Mähdrescher, it dresches Mäh!

  • @attiladerhunne2998
    @attiladerhunne2998 5 років тому +4490

    Title has something to do with Germany:
    Germans: Hans es geht wieder los

    • @모리스-b9y
      @모리스-b9y 5 років тому +147

      Hans get the Kommentarsektion

    • @ambarcraft4476
      @ambarcraft4476 5 років тому +50

      Und ich kenne nicht mal jemanden der Hans heißt

    • @attiladerhunne2998
      @attiladerhunne2998 5 років тому +33

      @@ambarcraft4476 wir Krauts sind alle Hans

    • @throwaway80345
      @throwaway80345 5 років тому +54

      Get ze Flammenwerfer!

    • @reasonablyobsessed
      @reasonablyobsessed 5 років тому +7

      @@ambarcraft4476 Ich kenn einen der mit Nachnamen Hans heißt

  • @aemstef
    @aemstef 6 років тому +2313

    Well, there is also the ultimate word "Tja" which you throw into if u ran out of beer, or a big comet is colliding with the earth :D

    • @HypermarketCommodity
      @HypermarketCommodity 6 років тому +72

      Or the OK... works for everything...

    • @Innosos
      @Innosos 6 років тому +103

      Tja = welp.

    • @Albstein
      @Albstein 6 років тому +22

      Since those are two similar severe issues, I do not get at what you are hinting.

    • @ladyhangaku2072
      @ladyhangaku2072 6 років тому +34

      Or "ja mei", as a bavarian would say :P

    • @pjg86
      @pjg86 6 років тому +12

      tja thaddäus

  • @Phoenix-zu6on
    @Phoenix-zu6on 5 років тому +1233

    you forgot the most important word of them all: tja - the german reaction to anything from getting caught stealing cookies to seeing the apocalypse

    • @JohnWintergreen
      @JohnWintergreen 4 роки тому +88

      auf bairisch: ja mei

    • @brog5330
      @brog5330 4 роки тому +56

      JohnWintergreen das is dann aber kein Deutsch mehr

    • @kevinwestermann1001
      @kevinwestermann1001 4 роки тому +21

      It's English counterpart roughly being "Well...". It's a fatalist's view on anything happening.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 4 роки тому +12

      Huch can be surprise, mild shock, or just an "oops".
      Hoppla = another "oops"
      Häh = huh? (an "I don't get it" sound)
      Baah = ugh (disgust)
      nö = na ("nuh"? It's a slang word for "no")
      nää / nee = another two ways to say "no", depends on dialect
      ne (always short e) = eh (the kind that means "isn't it?" at the end of a sentence)
      na (usually the first word) doesn't really mean anything, just like "Like" starting _some_ English sentences
      Boah = wow
      äh = uh (a "verbal hourglass", the sound while thinking of the right word) , there are many variants depending on dialect, like "ööh"
      rülps = burp

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 4 роки тому +2

      "Bier gibt's" auf bairisch: "O-Saft is"

  • @Knallteute
    @Knallteute 5 років тому +529

    Yeah german gets a lot easier when you understand that most of these long words are just two short words connected.

    • @karind7513
      @karind7513 4 роки тому +25

      It's actually the same in English and German, just that you put a space in English:
      Wasserkanone = water cannon.
      How is that difficult?

    • @ChrisPBacon-lu6wd
      @ChrisPBacon-lu6wd 3 роки тому +6

      @@karind7513 yeah, but when it's a long one, it slows down my reading and I end up forgetting the beginning of the word.

    • @BlondeQtie
      @BlondeQtie 3 роки тому +7

      @@ChrisPBacon-lu6wd Most Germans can‘t handle words with more than three syllables anymore, so they don’t connect them („Deppenleerzeichen“) or use a dash to connect the word. Usually, we only put together two words, max. three. It’s not that hard.

    • @evobrand1210
      @evobrand1210 3 роки тому

      And almost use the pronoun of the last word in it

  • @joyas38
    @joyas38 5 років тому +1794

    English: Sea
    Dutch: Zee
    German: Meer
    English: Lake
    Dutch: Meer
    German: See
    German is so confusing to me

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 5 років тому +136

      @daniel halachev Which proves that articles matter.

    • @19midnightsun87
      @19midnightsun87 5 років тому +41

      And in northern germany, there are lakes that are named "something something Meer" for example Steinhuder Meer. It is a lake near the town Steinhude and not the sea or the ocean. That is because the language spoken here in the past (Niederdeutsch/low German) ist actually closely related to dutch and english and has influenced the modern German language spoken here.

    • @IgorRockt
      @IgorRockt 5 років тому +22

      And to add one more to the confusion: there are also the "vulcanic crater lakes", called "Maar" (plural: "Maare"). ;-)

    • @marietta8807
      @marietta8807 5 років тому +3

      Well seems like you got it though

    • @bakugouswifey6689
      @bakugouswifey6689 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha me with español

  • @HalfEye79
    @HalfEye79 6 років тому +1727

    Sitzen ein Engländer, ein Franzose und ein Deutscher zusammen.
    Engländer: Englisch ist die schwerste Sprache. Wir schreiben "London", aber sagen "Landon".
    Franzose: Französisch ist viel schwerer. Wir schreiben "Bordeaux" und sagen "Bordo".
    Deutscher: Das ist doch gar nichts. Wir schreiben "Wie bitte?" und sagen "Hä?"

    • @maetzchenmusik
      @maetzchenmusik 5 років тому +24

      Willkommen bei den Sch'tis!

    • @tb9087
      @tb9087 5 років тому +4

      Ist das Hessisch?

    • @Jekkey
      @Jekkey 5 років тому +23

      @@tb9087 i dunno aber schwäbisch isch eh 'd schönscht sproch😂

    • @Cris-hd1wb
      @Cris-hd1wb 5 років тому +24

      I don't speak German at all but I could easily understand this joke xD ! Apparently Romanian and English are a good start to learn German :))

    • @HalfEye79
      @HalfEye79 5 років тому +1

      @@Cris-hd1wb
      Its very fine that you understood the joke. It would be very difficult to translate the point in it because it is about the difference in spelling and pronouncing.

  • @laywhite817
    @laywhite817 3 роки тому +157

    I'm thinking of the false friends:
    German: Gift -> English: Poison
    English: Gift -> German: Present

    • @masterxd9759
      @masterxd9759 3 роки тому +3

      Du müsstest "Geschenk" bei der deutschen Übersetzung für "gift" schreiben, damit es Sinn macht

    • @yasch3696
      @yasch3696 3 роки тому +3

      @@masterxd9759 nicht wirklich weil der ganze Kommentar englisch ist und an englisch sprachige gerichtet ist
      Man müsste vllt das deutsche wort in anführungszeichen setzen

    • @masterxd9759
      @masterxd9759 3 роки тому

      @@yasch3696 ja, denn es ist nicht der ganze Kommentar Englisch

    • @yasch3696
      @yasch3696 3 роки тому

      @@masterxd9759 ja genau deshalb die anführungszeichen

    • @master_of_blinchiki
      @master_of_blinchiki 3 роки тому +2

      If an English person is giving you a gift, you are safe and probably happy.
      If a German gives you Gift...
      dann weilst du nicht mehr unter den Lebenden xD

  • @LordFutzi
    @LordFutzi 5 років тому +367

    This is a Scheinwerfer. It werfs Schein.

  • @shawn2523
    @shawn2523 6 років тому +2583

    "Hä?" ist ein vollständiger Satz uff Hessisch! "Ich habe Sie nicht verstanden, können Sie das wiederholen?" 😉

    • @FeliHart
      @FeliHart 6 років тому +22

      Shawn Koehler Ei gude wie?

    • @SchmausiMausi
      @SchmausiMausi 6 років тому +5

      So sieht´s aus.

    • @victoriaz.8103
      @victoriaz.8103 6 років тому +107

      Das sagt man nicht nur in Hessen :)

    • @littlemisssunshine5961
      @littlemisssunshine5961 6 років тому +41

      Shawn Koehler Wir Hessen brauchen generell wenig Worte :D frage:"Ei, un?" ("Hallo, was macht das Leben? geht es dir gut? Was macht die Familie?")
      Antwort:"ei immär sou weidär gell" ("ich kann nicht klagen, es könnte besser sein, aber frei nach dem hessischen Motto :bevor ich mich aufrege, ist es mir lieber egal")

    • @VonUndZuCaesar
      @VonUndZuCaesar 6 років тому +8

      @@littlemisssunshine5961 Oder in Berlin: "Juut"

  • @bittewarten3783
    @bittewarten3783 5 років тому +2797

    Endlich jemand der Englisch und Deutsch ohne zu starken Akzent spricht.

    • @julianeder6114
      @julianeder6114 5 років тому +129

      kuck dir mal an wie 99% der deutschen klingen wenn sie verzweifelt versuchen irgendwas auf englisch zu sagen

    • @khizarjavedn2679
      @khizarjavedn2679 5 років тому +2

      das ist einfach

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 5 років тому +13

      Isso. Is wirklich ni einfach, so deutlich Englisch zu sprechen.

    • @julianeder6114
      @julianeder6114 5 років тому +19

      @@powandwow750 Ja jeder hat einige Wörter bei denen ein gewisser Akzent durchkommt in meinem Fall wäre es das Wort ''World'' aber man trifft ja hin und wieder Leute die wie Schwarzenegger klingen

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 5 років тому +7

      @@julianeder6114 ich hab manchmal Schwierigkeiten bei dem "th".

  • @geronimo3123
    @geronimo3123 4 роки тому +441

    Ja der klassische Moment im Schlafzimmer:
    "Warte! Hast du ein Präservativ?"

    • @somekek6734
      @somekek6734 3 роки тому +4

      Genau

    • @B3lph3g0r
      @B3lph3g0r 3 роки тому +14

      immer 😂😂
      stell dir vor du hast das video nicht geschaut und hast was mit jemandem der das geschaut hat, und fragt dich dann so XD

    • @derTubias
      @derTubias 3 роки тому +6

      Antwort: Erdbeergeschmack

    • @КарольВася-о3ш
      @КарольВася-о3ш 3 роки тому +3

      Verstehe nicht! Wie soll ich das Kondom benutzen damit die Marmelade geschützt bleibt

    • @master_of_blinchiki
      @master_of_blinchiki 3 роки тому

      Nö, habe kein Präservativ ;)

  • @Ichbindannmalwegde-vl5zf
    @Ichbindannmalwegde-vl5zf 5 років тому +3373

    The title says "....German..."
    The Germans:
    ZUGRIFF

    • @paulmueller100x
      @paulmueller100x 5 років тому +6

      Hahahahaha

    • @michealbay1290
      @michealbay1290 5 років тому +1

      Zangief?

    • @cookieman5112
      @cookieman5112 5 років тому +3

      @@michealbay1290 zugriff means acseses

    • @Hexishu
      @Hexishu 4 роки тому +6

      @@cookieman5112 access*

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 4 роки тому +10

      Well you're not wrong... I think it's very interesting to see what other people think about a language that is so normal for native speakers.

  • @andarted
    @andarted 5 років тому +287

    The compound words can work really organic:
    "tomorrow" means "morgen"
    "more than" means "über"
    "the day after tomorrow" means "übermorgen" [über-morgen, see?]
    "yesterday" means "gestern"
    "before" means "vor"
    "the day before yesterday" means "vorgestern" [vor-gestern, see?]
    If needed you could even go freestyle and just say überübermorgen [über-über-morgen] and natives will understand you without any irritation.

    • @Bloxeh
      @Bloxeh 5 років тому +22

      Yeah, good examples! For some confusion I want to add:
      "vor übermorgen" - "before the day after tomorrow"

    • @weisthor0815
      @weisthor0815 5 років тому +24

      @@Bloxeh yeah, but still prefectly fine in german. you could say "ich brauche das noch vor übermorgen"
      i love german.

    • @jayhill2193
      @jayhill2193 5 років тому +15

      @@black_forest_
      ikr? Coming from Germany there are a few handy words that I just miss in Endlish, another example would be "Doch" which could be translated as "yes" but doesn't integrate in conversations as fluent, because it can't stand alone and you would have to say something like "Yes it does".

    • @reformed_attempt_1
      @reformed_attempt_1 5 років тому

      Dies gilt auch für fast jede Sprache.

    • @NyuszikaVagyok
      @NyuszikaVagyok 5 років тому +1

      Same im Dutch, we have overmorgen and eergisteren

  • @peterachleitner7356
    @peterachleitner7356 6 років тому +416

    One of my Canadian friends who visited Germany thought that German "fart" a lot, as in Einfahrt, Ausfahrt, Umfahrt, Zufahrt, Fahrt ins Blaue, in voller Fahrt, in Fahrt kommen, and many more. No further comments needed.

    • @moritzwolle2141
      @moritzwolle2141 5 років тому +8

      "Umfahren" (drive around something) and "Umfahren" (to drive over something/somebody) is also only different in the sound of the word and the context :D

    • @calvinnyala9580
      @calvinnyala9580 5 років тому

      @@moritzwolle2141 uh, does it has same sound or different tone?

    • @moritzwolle2141
      @moritzwolle2141 5 років тому +4

      @@calvinnyala9580 Yes, you pronounce it different - drive around= "umFAHren" vs. Drive over somebody = " UMfahren".
      You got what I tried to explain?

    • @calvinnyala9580
      @calvinnyala9580 5 років тому +2

      @@moritzwolle2141 thanks for the explanation

    • @hornkraft9438
      @hornkraft9438 5 років тому +2

      In music school, there was always a chuckle about Siegfried's Rhein Fahrt... ;-)

  • @Windmelodie
    @Windmelodie 4 роки тому +167

    I love all the "thing" words we have:
    Feuerzeug = fire thing (lighter)
    Fahrzeug = driving thing (vehicle)
    Spielzeug = play thing (toy)
    Werkzeug = craft/labour thing (tool)
    Or some of our animals:
    Nilpferd = nile horse (hippo)
    Nashorn = nose horn (rhino)
    Stachelschwein = spike pig (porcupine)
    Waschbär = wash bear (raccoon)
    Faultier = lazy animal (sloth)
    Schnabeltier = beak animal (platypus)
    And many more. It can be difficult, but oftentimes also hilarious.

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 4 роки тому +13

      On the other side:
      Zeitgeist = Time Ghost = The spirit of a certain time in history (or now)
      Schadenfreude = damage joy = Enjoying when something bad happens to another person
      Ohrwurm = Ear worm = When a song or melody is stuck in your head
      Fernweh = distance pain = When you are deeply missing discovering new places aka 2020 - The word
      Fremdschämen = exterior shame = When you cringe about someone making a fool out themselves
      Treppenwitz = Staircase joke = The exakt moment when you got a great comeback line for an argument that ended 20 minutes ago
      Zungenbrecher = tongue breaker = A sentence that is really difficult to say, a tongue twister

    • @Windmelodie
      @Windmelodie 4 роки тому +4

      @@BadDayLp Yeah or Weltschmerz, I believe that one is funny too. "World pain", aka feeling bad because of your and the current world's situation

    • @malte1984
      @malte1984 3 роки тому +4

      Schlagzeug = Beat thing (Drum set)

    • @KTBX9000
      @KTBX9000 3 роки тому

      sounds like skaven ^^

    • @peterwimsey5904
      @peterwimsey5904 3 роки тому +2

      hippopotamus - greek for river horse. I wonder why you chose the river Nile in particular

  • @iduntyra7566
    @iduntyra7566 5 років тому +2228

    My favourite sentence:
    Die, die die, die die Graffitis gemalt haben, beobachtet haben, haben sich bei der Polizei zu melden.

    • @internetuser1015
      @internetuser1015 5 років тому +244

      mir gefällt er besonders weil er tatsächlich gesagt werden würde im gegensatz zu z.B. dem Fliegen satz

    • @rezzandurmaz1947
      @rezzandurmaz1947 5 років тому +452

      Even as a German I had to read that twice before getting it right lol

    • @iduntyra7566
      @iduntyra7566 5 років тому +112

      @@rezzandurmaz1947 Man kann das als Aufgabe in einer Klassenarbeit benutzen, dass man in dem Satz die Kommas setzten muss

    • @c.g.3700
      @c.g.3700 5 років тому +7

      Ich Check das nicht xD

    • @nurdanjotham896
      @nurdanjotham896 5 років тому +25

      @@c.g.3700
      "Gruppe A", die die "Gruppe B", die die Grafittis gemalt habe....

  • @jetztgehtwas
    @jetztgehtwas 6 років тому +690

    German words that look like englisch words... „Brathering“😂

    • @leDespicable
      @leDespicable 5 років тому +142

      Ich hab länger gebraucht, als ich sollte xD

    • @amayasasaki2848
      @amayasasaki2848 5 років тому +9

      "das herd" - the stove, not a herd of animals lol

    • @leDespicable
      @leDespicable 5 років тому +77

      I'm not sure if that's used differently in various regions, but here in the south we say "der Herd".

    • @Rosi_in_space
      @Rosi_in_space 5 років тому +7

      Wuthering.

    • @OrthographyPoliceman
      @OrthographyPoliceman 5 років тому +22

      Wenn ich im Netto vor den Konserven stehe und mein Kopf auf Standby läuft...

  • @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74
    @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74 5 років тому +424

    Dingsda beschreibt einfach alles!!!

    • @timkuhn5770
      @timkuhn5770 5 років тому +4

      Die wilden 80ger Hätte, hätte, Fahrradkette Dings Bums is besser kann sein das man das nur bei uns benutzt hat aber die gleiche bedeutung

    • @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74
      @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74 5 років тому

      @@timkuhn5770Von woher kommste denn wech ;D

    • @liloruf2838
      @liloruf2838 5 років тому +3

      Dingsdabumsda!

    • @helletenbrix9614
      @helletenbrix9614 5 років тому +4

      Gib mir mal das Ding da neben dem Teil mit dem Zeugs drauf.

    • @falscher2
      @falscher2 5 років тому +2

      Du weißt schon. Dingenskirchen...

  • @lysanne1309
    @lysanne1309 3 роки тому +128

    never forget our words for "im sorry".
    we say "Es tut mir leid" which actually means "it does me pain", very poetic!

    • @somekek6734
      @somekek6734 3 роки тому +5

      Ich meine "ich bin in Sorge" ist auch nicht schlecht

    • @swissshower
      @swissshower 3 роки тому +14

      „Entschuldigung“ is the right word for „sorry“ if you‘ve made a mistake. It means „ent“ = „un“ and „schuldigung“ = „guilty“ or „fault“ so basically you „unguilty“ yourself haha

    • @lysanne1309
      @lysanne1309 3 роки тому +1

      Yea u can also say Entschuldigung but for most ppl its the same as "Es tut mir leid". I just think its a more meaningful way to say im sorry, so im more into the Es tut mir Leid phrase😄

    • @masterxd9759
      @masterxd9759 3 роки тому

      Nein, sonst würde man "Leid" und nicht "leid" schreiben

    • @lysanne1309
      @lysanne1309 3 роки тому

      Uff, mein höchstes Beileid. Wer sucht denn bitte nach Rechtschreibfehlern in UA-cam Kommentaren 😂 Nicht mein Niveau, tut mir Leid 🤷🏼‍♀️😋

  • @HerpDerp
    @HerpDerp 5 років тому +784

    The most difficult to explain german word is definitely "doch" simply because you'd have to write an entire essay to cover how it is used.

    • @2Ten1Ryu
      @2Ten1Ryu 5 років тому +94

      Yeah, I miss it sorely in the English language. It is something along the lines of "I didn't" - "You did, too!", for example. But one word to really show disagreement would be easier.

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 5 років тому +10

      Nein

    • @2Ten1Ryu
      @2Ten1Ryu 5 років тому +2

      @@AAArnold Was, nein? Begründe mal.

    • @lucreeasy
      @lucreeasy 5 років тому +94

      @@AAArnold doch😂

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 5 років тому +1

      @@2Ten1Ryu weil

  • @paulg8157
    @paulg8157 5 років тому +544

    „Welches ‚Das‘ meinst du?“
    „Ich habe dir doch gesagt, dass das Das das Das ist, das ich meinte!“

    • @3.k
      @3.k 4 роки тому +76

      „Ich habe Dir doch gesagt, dass dieses Das jenes Das ist, welches ich meinte.“
      :)

    • @tommax1626
      @tommax1626 4 роки тому +6

      Dass das oder das?

    • @niismo.
      @niismo. 3 роки тому +7

      @@3.k Mag doof klingen aber deine Variante versthe ich noch eher nicht als ständig "das" zu nutzen.

    • @hanswurst5109
      @hanswurst5109 3 роки тому +7

      Ach das meintest du!

    • @MrsDoofTV
      @MrsDoofTV 3 роки тому +20

      Dass das Dass mit Das verwechselt wird, führt irgendwann dazu, dass das dass das nicht mehr erträgt und dass das dass das das dann tötet.

  • @LucyRoseLuna
    @LucyRoseLuna 6 років тому +159

    I (as a native german speaker ) love those english videos about german language XD its such a funny and refreshing view

    • @andrzejklein7846
      @andrzejklein7846 5 років тому +1

      I always wondered how does my language (Polish) sound to German speaking people?
      Me personally I like the German language and enjoy listening to it although I never spoke it, but many Poles consider it „harsh” sounding.

  • @Belhazar
    @Belhazar 3 роки тому +214

    Most important rule: If it exists, there's a german word for it.

    • @lordbuttertoast7965
      @lordbuttertoast7965 3 роки тому +15

      there are 3 for it and mindestens 5 Redewendungen xD

    • @stopske9332
      @stopske9332 3 роки тому +16

      Or you just casually make one up and no one will ever know🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @Sturzfaktor2
      @Sturzfaktor2 3 роки тому

      I mean, it's not really that different from English. In the English language you string basic nouns together ("lawn mower") to derive new meaning. In German we do the same and contract them into a single noun: Rasen + Mäher = Rasenmäher. Therefore, "if it exists, there is an expression in any language for it". ;)
      Interestingly, "lawnmower" also exists in a contracted form in English. ;)

    • @Belhazar
      @Belhazar 3 роки тому +2

      @@Sturzfaktor2 I had more poetic words like weltschmerz in mind , therefore is no explicit expression in english, as far as I know :)

    • @hellboy19991
      @hellboy19991 3 роки тому +1

      @Bruno Renner that's "if there isn't porn of it, there will be"

  • @thaddaeos
    @thaddaeos 5 років тому +894

    "German" in the Title
    -> Übernahme der Kommentare

    • @romansongen6284
      @romansongen6284 5 років тому +2

      Da kommt unsere Chance!!!! :D

    • @Plamie
      @Plamie 5 років тому +7

      wenn ''German'' im Titel steht kann man davon ausgehen das der Anschluss der Kommentare erfolgreich war

    • @attiladerhunne2998
      @attiladerhunne2998 5 років тому +4

      Natürlich das liegt in unseren Genen

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 4 роки тому

      @ByFladdiX ich weiß nicht, ob ich lachen oder weinen soll.

    • @aladdinsane848
      @aladdinsane848 3 роки тому

      German in Headline: jokes bout germans conquering the comments

  • @friedibarti8070
    @friedibarti8070 5 років тому +519

    Bismarck biss Mark, bis Mark Bismarck biss.
    "Bismarck bit Mark, until Mark bit Bismarck."

    • @elbasso7504
      @elbasso7504 5 років тому +67

      Lenin lehnte grad in Leningrad, als Stalin grad Stahl in Stalingrad stahl!

    • @tuesdaytue
      @tuesdaytue 5 років тому +15

      I love this sentence. It's basically bis mark bis mark bis mark bis mark bis!

    • @paulmueller100x
      @paulmueller100x 5 років тому

      @@tuesdaytue hahahahah yeah

    • @DummyDrawsStuff
      @DummyDrawsStuff 5 років тому +4

      @@elbasso7504 Opa ist voll bis zum Rand lenin einfach an die wand .

    • @crazycatlady9455
      @crazycatlady9455 5 років тому +3

      Bismarck biss Mark, bis Mark Bismarck bis aufs Mark biss

  • @vesperlioba4868
    @vesperlioba4868 5 років тому +357

    Verschlimmbessern. When you try to help, but actually make it worse

    • @2Ten1Ryu
      @2Ten1Ryu 5 років тому +15

      To "improveworsen". Technically works in English, too.

    • @sarahmichael270244
      @sarahmichael270244 4 роки тому +8

      or worthbettering

  • @arat.6068
    @arat.6068 5 років тому +2390

    A part of the title:
    "German"
    People who speak German:
    DAT MUSS ICH MIR ANSCHAUEN

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 4 роки тому +13

      True

    • @josie3757
      @josie3757 4 роки тому +9

      Isso😂

    • @Luce-sc6ny
      @Luce-sc6ny 4 роки тому +26

      that's so true tho XD
      I think it's mostly curiosity about how other countries see us and such.

    • @lokvank4539
      @lokvank4539 4 роки тому +5

      Lucy Sky 100% einverstanden

    • @deella.3339
      @deella.3339 4 роки тому +10

      Wir lieben es halt einfach alle, aufmerksamkeit zu haben xD

  • @TheSoundSpell
    @TheSoundSpell 5 років тому +502

    Yeah, sometimes we aren’t exactly Creative with Names for Animals either:
    Sloth = Faultier = Lazy Animal
    Skunk = Stinktier = Stink Animal
    Platypus = Schnabeltier = Beak Animal.

    • @DonKuanWP
      @DonKuanWP 5 років тому +61

      snail = Schnecke
      slug = Nacktschnecke = naked snail

    • @mr.hierkonnteihrewerbungst8555
      @mr.hierkonnteihrewerbungst8555 5 років тому +11

      No man, Skunk is a realy nice sort of Plant for me :D

    • @scipioafricanus2071
      @scipioafricanus2071 5 років тому +23

      my favorite example is tortoise/turtle (in german we don't distinguish between the two) which in german is Schildkröte = shield toad.
      Btw Sloth is not a great example since sloth is synonymous with lazy. So the two names are pretty similar.

    • @TheLukas59
      @TheLukas59 5 років тому +3

      @@scipioafricanus2071 but did the meaning of sloth being a lazy person emerge before the naming of the animal or not? in other words: which one influenced the other one?

    • @scipioafricanus2071
      @scipioafricanus2071 5 років тому +3

      @@TheLukas59
      Now I am not sure whether you are just throwing out a rhetorical question, but I still looked a bit into it.
      sloth from Middle English slouthe, slewthe (“laziness”), from Old English slǣwþ (“sloth, indolence, laziness, inertness, torpor”), from Proto-Germanic *slaiwiþō (“slowness, lateness”), equivalent to slow +‎ -th. Cognate with Scots sleuth (“sloth, slowness”). from wiktionary
      The word is a bit older than the name of the animal. Sloths weren't a thing for europeans till the 16th century, while middle english was stopped being spoken in the late 16th century. Also the animal seems to not have been called "sloth" in the earliest descriptions.

  • @erdmannelchen8829
    @erdmannelchen8829 3 роки тому +71

    Be sure to not confuse ß and SS.
    If you want to drink modestly, you need to drink in "Maßen"
    If you want to drink yourself under the table you need to drink in "Massen"

    • @Tribalfan88x
      @Tribalfan88x 3 роки тому

      But if you try to drink a "Mass" in "Maßen" it often results in a "Masse" "Masse" and you end up drinking "Massen" after all

    • @janneshellwig8290
      @janneshellwig8290 3 роки тому +1

      at the Oktoberfest u can also drink yourself under the table in "Maßen"

    • @Nikioko
      @Nikioko 3 роки тому

      In der Schweiz ist das dasselbe. Die kennen nur den Exzess.

    • @BERNDWERK
      @BERNDWERK 3 роки тому

      Naja, es ist auch noch nicht sooo lange her, dass in Deutschland die neue Rechtschreibreform den Gebrauch von "ss" und "ß" geregelt hat. Auf zahlreichen Schildern ist immer noch "Strasse" zu lesen, zumal das "ß" in Großbuchstaben zwar nun seit kurzem existiert, aber kaum jemand hat es je gesehen.

    • @Nikioko
      @Nikioko 3 роки тому

      @@BERNDWERK Der Gebrauch war auch vorher schon geregelt. Und zwar besser. Doppel-S nur zwischen zwei kurzen Vokalen.

  • @Roerkert
    @Roerkert 5 років тому +903

    Zeitform des folgenden Satzes:
    " Ich sollte nicht geboren werden."
    - Präservativ Defekt ;)

    • @RandolphCrane
      @RandolphCrane 5 років тому +38

      *worden sein

    • @Waldlaeufer70
      @Waldlaeufer70 5 років тому +38

      Ich hätte nicht geboren werden sollen. So kenne ich den.

    • @breadisred1
      @breadisred1 5 років тому +27

      Ich sollte nicht geboren haben werden sein

    • @vornamenachname906
      @vornamenachname906 5 років тому +2

      the

    • @shenghu6651
      @shenghu6651 5 років тому +8

      Wenn das ein ungeborener Zwilling im Mutterleib zu seinem Zwilling sagt, dann wäre die Zeitform grammatikalisch korrekt! ;-)

  • @joachimdurchholz8554
    @joachimdurchholz8554 3 роки тому +114

    Can't believe "Schadenfreude" wasn't mentioned. "Damage happiness"... the word even made it into English.

    • @Testing4One
      @Testing4One 3 роки тому

      Realy as.. damage happiness? Not as "Joy for Damage" (of others) or "damage joy".. something like that?

    • @yakupm.2009
      @yakupm.2009 3 роки тому

      @@Testing4One schaden = damage,
      Freude = happiness / joy. So damage happiness or damage joy both work. And like you said it definitely means the joy one might feel when something bad happens to another.

    • @alessandrotorrini3581
      @alessandrotorrini3581 3 роки тому

      In standard Italian is quite impossible to translate "Schadenfreude", unless you use some dialectal expressions. In Brescia we say "cicar le gole". In Italian you could translate "Godere per le disgrazie altrui", too long.

  • @justinian6199
    @justinian6199 5 років тому +479

    The German word for ''the drum'' is ,,das Schlagzeug'', which translates literally as "the beating thing" LOL #WirliebenDeutsch

    • @salocin3114
      @salocin3114 5 років тому +43

      Lighter = Feuerzeug (fire thing)

    • @tonymountifield
      @tonymountifield 5 років тому +18

      I thought a single drum was “der Trommel”, and “das Schlagzeug” was a complete drum kit.

    • @salocin3114
      @salocin3114 5 років тому +7

      @@tonymountifield no, the plural of Trommel ist just Trommeln. Schlagzeug is a drum set

    • @tonymountifield
      @tonymountifield 5 років тому +5

      Salocin I thought that’s what I said (apart from not mentioning the plural of Trommel)

    • @salocin3114
      @salocin3114 5 років тому +3

      @@tonymountifield yeah right sry. Thought you meant Schlagzeug was the plural of Trommel, my bad

  • @404Eska
    @404Eska 6 років тому +1761

    Präservativ? Ja gut ... Ich tu Mal so als würde ich das Wort kennen ⚆ _ ⚆

    • @Julius-cd4fc
      @Julius-cd4fc 5 років тому +21

      xD true

    • @checkcommentsfirst3335
      @checkcommentsfirst3335 5 років тому +27

      Dachte ich auch :D

    • @DidrickNamtvedt
      @DidrickNamtvedt 5 років тому +80

      Heisst das nicht auch Kondom in Deutsch? Ich bin Norwegisch und wir sagen "kondom". Ich darchte, dass es dasselbe in Deutsch war. Ich hoffe, dass mein Deutsch nicht zu schlecht ist haha :P

    • @mishasnote6044
      @mishasnote6044 5 років тому +66

      Didrick Namtvedt Jup, wir sagen im deutschen auch einfach nur Kondom dazu

    • @404Eska
      @404Eska 5 років тому +30

      Didrick Namtvedt eben, Präservativ habe ich zwar schon gehört aber hätte es nicht zuordnen können, Kondom ist ganz normal hier

  • @butter3772
    @butter3772 6 років тому +232

    Jein=Kinda yes,kinda no.Yes or no with conditions

    • @TeamGravityStudios
      @TeamGravityStudios 6 років тому +60

      Its just the "well yes but actualy no" meme in one word

    • @abdullahgokalp6552
      @abdullahgokalp6552 5 років тому +1

      Jein ist neu

    • @J4YD0UBL3U
      @J4YD0UBL3U 5 років тому +23

      Yesn't

    • @51HeHe
      @51HeHe 5 років тому +1

      isnt it jain ?
      häää lol

    • @zeybarur
      @zeybarur 5 років тому

      @@TeamGravityStudios Not even memes can escape the German Efficiency Maker.

  • @Joksa999
    @Joksa999 3 роки тому +47

    I like speaking German with my friends.
    They all can speak German, in fact they are German.
    I'm also german
    I life in germany.
    So many coincidences

  • @alive1691
    @alive1691 6 років тому +85

    I couldn’t live without the word „doch“ which does not exist in the englisch language

    • @alanthomas2064
      @alanthomas2064 5 років тому +5

      The nearest translation for me is: indeed! is he at home!...indeed he is. ist er zu Hause? doch!

    • @Bloxeh
      @Bloxeh 5 років тому +9

      @@alanthomas2064 As a native german I wouldn't answer the question "Ist er zuhause?" with "doch". This question would warrant a yes or no answer.
      If the question was "Er ist nicht zuhause, oder?" or even as a statement "Er ist nicht zuhause!" - both could be answered with "doch". I think in this context "doch" is a disagreement with the question/statement. The question needs to have an implication.
      There are of course other situations were you could use "doch" as an direct answer.
      For example:
      "Bist du glücklich?"/"Are you happy?"
      You could answer with "doch schon", which I'd translate as "kind of".

    • @Bloxeh
      @Bloxeh 5 років тому +1

      @@alanthomas2064 I use "indeed" as a translation of "tatsächlich" normally. But it wouldn't fit for your example though.
      In your example, if you want to emphasis that he is indeed at home, I'd use "Allerdings!" or more casual "na klar" or "aber ja".
      Edit:
      I just thought of one situation, where "ja doch" would be a natural answer to your example. If the person asking is kind of bugging you, and it is very obvious that the person is home. Then you would say "ja doch! " (as in "stop asking me, you know he is!").

    • @katharinafust8816
      @katharinafust8816 5 років тому

      Well you simply can say but

    • @internetuser1015
      @internetuser1015 5 років тому

      ehrenprofilbild

  • @tim6870
    @tim6870 5 років тому +464

    Never heard anyone calling a "Kondom" "preservativ" .... xD

    • @tetsi0815
      @tetsi0815 5 років тому +16

      Might be because it's a "Präservativ". ;-) At least in Berlin there's a shot form that is quite common "Präser".

    • @stellafancyuwu2418
      @stellafancyuwu2418 5 років тому +31

      @@tetsi0815 lol es gibt Leute in Berlin, die das so nennen?😂 Hab das auch noch nie gehört und wohne schon mein ganzes Leben hier

    • @hornkraft9438
      @hornkraft9438 5 років тому

      Just in case you want to preserve your success? Or evidence ...

    • @Schneeeulenwetter
      @Schneeeulenwetter 5 років тому

      grmpfhmbl_yt auf französisch wird es mit e geschrieben

    • @loris4554
      @loris4554 5 років тому

      Auf italienesch ist preservativo

  • @arctix4518
    @arctix4518 5 років тому +231

    Wenn ich den See seh', brauch' ich kein Meer mehr!
    When i see the lake, i don't need the sea anymore!

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 4 роки тому +15

      Das Gedicht vom Bodensee
      Ach, wie tut mein Herz doch weh,
      Wenn ich im Glas den Boden seh.

    • @PolarbearKA
      @PolarbearKA 4 роки тому

      😁😁😁

  • @Anduardus
    @Anduardus 3 роки тому +25

    I'm german and i got the impression that mostly negative things about the german language circulate the web, like it sounds rough, unfriendly, is difficult to learn and overly complicated. It's really nice seeing it in a positive, funny and native way and i hope it helps foreigners to see it in a different light. We are and used to be famous for our writers and poets, so the language has to be fit for that kind of work and those people also benefitted the language in that regard. On the other hand we are famous for our engeneering and our scinetists so another major part of our language is logical, accurate and descriptive. Our language has multiple different layers which are often overlooked, quite understandably to be honest, and I think the german language is beautiful in its own, rough mantled way. :D

  • @baralah
    @baralah 6 років тому +747

    Western Nations: The German language is tough
    Slavik Nations: LOL, very cute. Hold my beer

    • @arvedludwig3584
      @arvedludwig3584 6 років тому +96

      Indeed Polish language and Hungarian language is very tough
      P.S. i think the product called "polish remover" was a german invention.
      Don't judge me, enjoy the joke.

    • @ivanbregar1646
      @ivanbregar1646 6 років тому +25

      Slavic languages are not though. I guess it depends on which one. Polish may be a little bit more complex and hard. But russian and south slavic are more plesant sounding if you ask me. Infact i dont like if the language is too smooth like italian or french.

    • @AktinTV
      @AktinTV 6 років тому +5

      Lol slvic languages aren't that difficult. You got: 1. German, 2. Chinese 3. Japanese etc.

    • @Chrobin111
      @Chrobin111 6 років тому +15

      @@AktinTV Japanese is definitely harder than German and Chinese. At elast for English natives.

    • @Dimanichtderechte
      @Dimanichtderechte 6 років тому

      Just a failed Greek invention from Thessaloniki

  • @afe31
    @afe31 6 років тому +18

    In german language, the comma is saving lifes.
    "Ich esse gerade, Opa." > telling your grandpa that you are eating right now
    "Ich esse gerade Opa." > telling someone that you are eating your grandpa right now

    • @RandolphCrane
      @RandolphCrane 5 років тому +2

      Same in English: "I'm eating, Grampa" - "I'm eating Grampa"

  • @Plamie
    @Plamie 5 років тому +1419

    ''German language is so hard''
    me: ''hold my Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz''

    • @p__jay
      @p__jay 5 років тому +20

      Plamie I’d say this is Gesetz is erfunden...

    • @senor_m6673
      @senor_m6673 5 років тому +59

      @@p__jay it actually isnt

    • @limibosi1785
      @limibosi1785 5 років тому +10

      Is there a rule uou can read long words? Especially when you don't know all names that are within that long one.

    • @senor_m6673
      @senor_m6673 5 років тому +39

      @@limibosi1785 its always the last noun in the word, that says the most about the word. in this example "gesetz", which means law, is the last noun, so you know, the word is some kind of law. you can continue, and take the last two nouns, "übertragungsgesetz" which means transfer law. you can go on like this until youve combined every noun.

    • @senor_m6673
      @senor_m6673 5 років тому +20

      but i see, for a non german, its even difficult to determine, where a new noun starts😅

  • @Sebastian-pc1li
    @Sebastian-pc1li 4 роки тому +301

    German steht im Titel
    Deutsche: Ein Volk, ein Reich ein Kommentarbereich

    • @shilohplatt789
      @shilohplatt789 4 роки тому +9

      Und das beste ist, es reimt sich sogar

    • @advo9226
      @advo9226 3 роки тому +17

      Dieser Kommentarbereich ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

    • @SAK_-
      @SAK_- 3 роки тому +3

      Ein Volk eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion. Reich auf reich reimen stinkt

    • @PersonausdemAll
      @PersonausdemAll 3 роки тому

      Mindestens

    • @advo9226
      @advo9226 3 роки тому

      @@SAK_- Es soll sich auch nicht reimen. Der Originalspruch reimt sich auch nicht, du olle Klatschpappe...

  • @veevee4033
    @veevee4033 5 років тому +122

    So two years ago I gave up on German because I was taking my english final exams. At some point at school I had given a text written german and the word die was all over the place and I was like "how many people die in this text is that even legal?"

    • @lejoe2laglace
      @lejoe2laglace 5 років тому +20

      "Is it true that you have 'Die, Bart, die!' tattooed on your chest?" - "No, it's German and means 'The, beard, the!'" :-) (The Simpsons)

    • @hrjw
      @hrjw 4 роки тому +2

      @@lejoe2laglaceWer deutsch spricht kann kein schlechter Mensch sein

  • @ammelepiz7265
    @ammelepiz7265 5 років тому +338

    I'm German and I just realised how cool my language actually is XD.

    • @bernardmcavoy1864
      @bernardmcavoy1864 5 років тому +5

      But you obviously fail to realise how bad your English is. 'Cool' is particularly vulgar American slang.

    • @chrizbrewster8218
      @chrizbrewster8218 5 років тому +2

      Same here it's actually rolling off my tongue naturally from time to time since I have practice

    • @jackkruese9929
      @jackkruese9929 5 років тому +3

      Du hast recht. I’m a Brit and we say it as well. BTW love your language and am trying to learn it.

    • @habicht6
      @habicht6 5 років тому

      aber so was von...

    • @ndn5656
      @ndn5656 5 років тому +9

      @@bernardmcavoy1864 So according to you the Americans don't speak English?

  • @miinya8592
    @miinya8592 5 років тому +54

    I love words like "Enttäuschung" meaning "disappointment", but you can actually also see it as de-deceit as in being stripped away of a deceit or a deception.
    German and english have lots of words like that and that is why I love languages!!!

    • @vomm
      @vomm 4 роки тому +1

      "Verrückt" (crazy / insane) - when the mind is no longer in its place

    • @gamingunicorn6475
      @gamingunicorn6475 3 роки тому

      Geiles profil foto.

  • @93mawi
    @93mawi 3 роки тому +24

    „Words can“t describe my feelings for you!“
    „Try it in German, we have words for every feeling“
    „Okay… ich find dich echt knorke!“

    • @marcuszaja6589
      @marcuszaja6589 3 роки тому

      Not for every feeling ... "Saudade" is a Portuguese word that only the Portuguese language has and only the Portuguese people completely understand.

  • @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012
    @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 5 років тому +78

    ...and no, the "Karnickel" is *not* the five cents coin for the parking machine😄

  • @tadhgobrien8744
    @tadhgobrien8744 6 років тому +40

    I spent a short time working in Germany in the 90s in Darmstadt. The place I learned to really speak German was the Korne bar where nobody spoke English but most had criminal records or drove trucks. My teachers there took a holistic approach of beer, sausage, bad jokes, lies & falling off bar stools to finally make me realize the German language was fun & necessary if I wanted to reciprocate! Danke!

  • @swampymaan
    @swampymaan 5 років тому +54

    it is even funnier when you start using the punctuation mark: "Er will, sie nicht." or "Er will sie nicht".... total different meanings. "He wants her, she doesn't want him." or "He doesn't want her"

    • @tepes578
      @tepes578 5 років тому +2

      More like "He wants [xyz], she doesn't." It's not specified what he wants in the first example.

    • @GiggleX0210
      @GiggleX0210 5 років тому

      @@tepes578 I agree with you. We only say "Er/Sie/Es will, ... nicht) when the context is clear.

    • @fizzlepizz7180
      @fizzlepizz7180 5 років тому

      @@tepes578 da hast du recht, jedoch kann man das so und so betrachten. Er will KANN bedeuten dass er SIE will usw.

    • @ahgavlive4517
      @ahgavlive4517 4 роки тому

      Er will, sie nicht
      He wants, she doesn't Want
      Z.b
      Ich habe die beiden gefragt ob sie mit mir ins Kino gehen. Er will, sie nicht.
      I Asked them if they wanna watch a movie with me. He wants
      she doesn't want (to watch the movie)
      Er will sie nicht
      He doesn't want her

    • @Steevee5k
      @Steevee5k 3 роки тому

      Komm, wir essen Opa -> komm wir essen, Opa.

  • @teddyman15
    @teddyman15 3 роки тому +45

    umfahren= running something over
    but also
    umfahren= driving around something
    😂

    • @gamingunicorn6475
      @gamingunicorn6475 3 роки тому

      Actually, überfahren, driving over something, or in this sense, driving something over.

  • @sandeepmenonc9003
    @sandeepmenonc9003 6 років тому +632

    Gift means poison ,dats pretty cool,😙🤣🤣🤣

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 6 років тому +75

      "You are so gifted."
      "Quick! To the next hospital!" :)

    • @m83jm
      @m83jm 6 років тому +103

      And "gift" in swedish is marriage, you see the connection 😅

    • @michimacho73
      @michimacho73 6 років тому +11

      It comes from old times, where people got poisoned very often (kings and nobles fighting for power ...) So at those times Gift was a present like the Mitgift, the dowry. Because poisoning others got widespread, whenever someone died, people assumed they may have had a little *present* in their food... So with the time the word Gift got synonymous to poison....

    • @FastredGreenholm
      @FastredGreenholm 6 років тому +10

      michimacho73 Das Wort Gift ist eine germanische Abstraktbildung (*gef-ti-) mit t-Suffix - und dadurch bedingtem Wandel von b zu f - der indoeuropäischen Wurzel des Wortes geben. Die ursprüngliche Bedeutung „Gabe, Geschenk, Schenkung“, die Gift noch bei Goethe hatte, ist heute im Deutschen verschwunden (während sie im englischen „gift“ weiterlebt) und hat sich nur in der Mitgift („Heiratsgut der Braut, Aussteuer“) erhalten.
      Der Bedeutungswandel von „Gabe“ zu „tödliche Gabe, Gift“, zuerst im Althochdeutschen bei Notker belegt, steht später unter dem Einfluss des griechisch-spätlateinischen Wortes dosis, das Geschenk, „Gabe, bestimmte Menge Arznei“ bedeutet, aber auch als verhüllender (euphemistischer) Ausdruck für „Gift“ verwendet wird.
      Aber auch schon der griechische Ausdruck pharmacon bei Homer stand sowohl für die Heilwirkung als auch die schädliche Wirkung eines Stoffes und auch bei Galenos gibt es Arzneimittel (pharmaka) deren Wirkung als Gift von der Dosis abhängt.[1]
      Gift behält das ursprünglich feminine Genus in beiden Bedeutungen vorerst bei, wird dann als „schädlicher Stoff“ zuerst Maskulin (Anfang des 15. Jahrhunderts), später Neutrum (Mitte 16. Jahrhundert). Letzteres setzt sich im 18. Jahrhundert immer mehr durch, doch schreibt noch Schiller 1784 in Kabale und Liebe (5. Akt, 7. Szene): Noch spür ich den Gift nicht.
      Verwandte Verwendungen: Althochdeutsch (9. Jahrhundert), mittelhochdeutsch, mittelniederdeutsch gift (feminin) 'das Geben, Gabe, Geschenk, Gift', mittelniederländisch ghifte, ghichte, niederländisch gift (feminin) 'Gabe, Gift', altenglisch gift, gyft (feminin, neutrum) 'Gabe, Belohnung, Brautpreis', Plural 'Hochzeit', altnordisch gipt, gift (feminin) 'Gabe, Glück, Vermählung (der Frau)', gotisch fragifts (feminin) 'Verleihung', Plural 'Verlobung'. Wiki

    • @michimacho73
      @michimacho73 6 років тому +2

      @@FastredGreenholm Danke für die germanistische Abhandlung des "Giftes" 🙏 ..... Ich vermisse aber noch das Ligandum zum Sanskrit und zum Protoindoeuropäischem..... Ich meine wenn schon.... denn schon..... 😉. 😂😂😂

  • @jacobkransteiner6519
    @jacobkransteiner6519 5 років тому +36

    short german flirt:
    he:"na?" (wanna go out?)
    bavarian girl:"na!" (no)
    ...

  • @nri363
    @nri363 4 роки тому +154

    You forgot our best word: "Fernweh"

  • @Legitch
    @Legitch 4 роки тому +16

    I still get cracked up about "hand shoe", even years after first hearing it. It's just so hilarious and accurate at the same time.

  • @shawnsteinvision
    @shawnsteinvision 5 років тому +130

    The Word "After" is a little other Thing in Germany. In the British Area it is some Time Meaning...in Germany..it is something else. 😂😂😂

    • @ranp105
      @ranp105 5 років тому +24

      @@Schylock Du hast es nicht verstanden.. Bio Leistungskurs lässt auf sich warten

    • @Schylock
      @Schylock 5 років тому +2

      @@ranp105 Hast recht, an die Bedeutung habe ich gar nicht gedacht 🤔

    • @fizzlepizz7180
      @fizzlepizz7180 5 років тому +1

      @@ranp105 herrlich die alten bio lk zeiten...

    • @vomm
      @vomm 4 роки тому +1

      after ist bei der frau unten du weißt was

    • @Z0RDR4CK
      @Z0RDR4CK 4 роки тому +9

      @@vomm wat is los? ^^
      also manchmal weiss ich ja wirklich nicht, ob da einer triggern will, oder wirklich etwas blöde ist :D

  • @irgendeintyp1236
    @irgendeintyp1236 6 років тому +510

    Rindfleischettikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
    Ja ist ein word xD

    • @wiggel2161
      @wiggel2161 5 років тому +40

      Meaning: law of transfering tasks policing beef labeling
      And it was abolished in 2013.

    • @playboysalih6691
      @playboysalih6691 5 років тому +17

      muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine
      and this one word in turkish 😆

    • @YannisBang
      @YannisBang 5 років тому +1

      moment das ist ein gesetz und das steht so

    • @ariinan3992
      @ariinan3992 5 років тому +2

      Wort*

    • @wellplayed9589
      @wellplayed9589 5 років тому +1

      Could read it without a mistake

  • @akaviral5476
    @akaviral5476 5 років тому +99

    My favorite is when I said "Ich schlage Ihnen" instead of "ich schlage Ihnen vor." Got a pretty good laugh out of it later though!

    • @selina9260
      @selina9260 5 років тому

      Aidan P. 😂

    • @f.k.4471
      @f.k.4471 5 років тому +10

      Still doesn't mean you beat someone, as that is ''Ich schlage Sie'. So basically, what you said was just wrong... :D

    • @salocin3114
      @salocin3114 5 років тому +2

      @@f.k.4471 Well "Ich schlage Ihn" means "I punch him" and as you dont have to pronounce the "en" in "Ihnen" it can be misunderstood.

    • @Rumpael
      @Rumpael 5 років тому

      @@salocin3114
      I get it now (said like that):"Ich schlage ihnn)

    • @JohnWintergreen
      @JohnWintergreen 4 роки тому

      @@f.k.4471 höchstens, er spräche bairisch.

  • @MayankGoel447
    @MayankGoel447 4 роки тому +34

    Craziest one for me yet 😂 😂
    English: Gift = Gift
    German: Gift = Poison

    • @kevinwestermann1001
      @kevinwestermann1001 4 роки тому +1

      One meaning of the English "gift" is the one best translated as "Gabe" in German which explains the word's origin: "That which was given" ("Das, was gegeben wurde").

  • @justthejust9868
    @justthejust9868 5 років тому +425

    Wer zum Geier sagt Präservativ?
    Jemand der es nicht braucht

  • @helmuthelmlos5067
    @helmuthelmlos5067 5 років тому +159

    "deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache" isnt really used to tell you it is a difficult language. It is more or less a way to make fun of some, who just butcherd a sentence. and it works so good because this "sentence" doesnt have a verb so you sound really dumb by saying it, which ridicules the one it is said to even more, than if you would say it normally. because it implies than even a fool who forgets the verb, does it better than you.

    • @chrp90
      @chrp90 5 років тому +9

      ok boomer

    • @Rumpael
      @Rumpael 5 років тому +9

      @@black_forest_ That wouldn't be a proper German sentence either. You always need a verb.

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 5 років тому +14

      @@black_forest_ "Die deutsche Sprache ist eine schwierige Sprache"

    • @giorgiom.3833
      @giorgiom.3833 5 років тому +3

      chrp90 Whats bad about boomers? They are the memory of of society, since they exist since many decades and experienced a lot of things. Also without boomers you wouldn't exist.

    • @Rumpael
      @Rumpael 5 років тому +8

      @@giorgiom.3833 ok boomer

  • @j.r.mccalla8662
    @j.r.mccalla8662 6 років тому +156

    More, please. I enjoyed this.

    • @j.r.mccalla8662
      @j.r.mccalla8662 6 років тому +2

      oh, and thanks for this video.

    • @anicatt
      @anicatt 6 років тому +1

      J.R. McCalla Relax

  • @lilfelix8955
    @lilfelix8955 3 роки тому +20

    Hundred in German means "Hundert"
    Thousand means "Tausend"
    Million means "Million"
    Billion means "Milliarde"
    Trillion means "Billion"
    Quatrillion means "Billiarde"
    Quintillion means "Trillion"

    • @Koopatotschkaru
      @Koopatotschkaru 3 роки тому +4

      Its not only like that in German its like this in other languages

    • @margoos1337
      @margoos1337 3 роки тому +1

      it is in nearly every europeen language this system

    • @Sturzfaktor2
      @Sturzfaktor2 3 роки тому +1

      Historically, the "long scale" system based on powers of 1'000'000 came first (1'000'000 = million, 1'000'000² = billion, etc.). The exponent and the prefix are directly linked: bi = ², tri = ³, and so on. Then there was a divide when an alternate system, the "short scale", based on powers of 1000 was introduced (1000² = million, 1000³ = billion, etc.). The intermediate steps "Milliarde"/milliard = 1000 millions were introduced even later. Continental Europe and Spanish speaking countries mostly use the long scale. The UK officially switched to the short scale as recent as the 1970s.

  • @ottovonbismarck7646
    @ottovonbismarck7646 5 років тому +663

    Meet the Germans!
    The rest of Europe: No thank you. The last two times didn't go so well...

    • @himangshuarnheimbora4150
      @himangshuarnheimbora4150 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andreasstrube3506
      @andreasstrube3506 5 років тому +3

      😜 Made my day 😂😂

    • @Schylock
      @Schylock 5 років тому +27

      Wir können nichts für unsere Vorfahren!!😂

    • @ottovonbismarck7646
      @ottovonbismarck7646 5 років тому +2

      @@Schylock du hast recht lol

    • @Knallteute
      @Knallteute 5 років тому +3

      Or like Mittermeier put it: We own Greek and if we knew it would be that cheap we would have had it a lot easier in the 40s

  • @giannispapailiou5794
    @giannispapailiou5794 5 років тому +143

    Ich lerne Deutsch seit neun Monaten und ich liebe diese Sprache

    • @celenne1492
      @celenne1492 5 років тому +15

      That's great!! I would hate learning German. The grammar is so complicated...like I have soentimes no clue and I'm a native speaker 😂😅

    • @giannispapailiou5794
      @giannispapailiou5794 5 років тому +8

      @@celenne1492 Sie würden das hassen, wenn Ihre Muttersprache English war. Ich komme aus Griechenland und wir haben eine schwere Sprache.

    • @celenne1492
      @celenne1492 5 років тому +7

      @@giannispapailiou5794 Achso, Sie haben aber trotzdem meinen Respekt! Deutsch ist auch eine schwere Fremdsprache!

    • @donuts564
      @donuts564 4 роки тому +3

      I'm a native speaker and if I weren't (wasn't? Weren't sounds right but I know wasn't is usually used for "I") I'd probably love and hate it at the same time because it's logical and interesting but at the same time it's so complicated.

    • @giannispapailiou5794
      @giannispapailiou5794 4 роки тому +6

      @@donuts564 There are 3 major difficulties that make it hard 1) position des Verbs (normally second position but when having a subordinating conjunction it goes to the end) . 2) der Dativ Fall (i would love it if I was an ancient Greek but you use it sometimes for no reason. Why don't you have a vokative case like us?) 3) Eure Artikeln der, die oder das are different in comparison to ours. Zum beispiel. You say der Tisch. In greek we say Das Tisch. You say der Tag and we say die Tag. You say die Welt oder das Leben. We say der Welt und die Leben. Etc.

  • @sammyaskoreanstudies
    @sammyaskoreanstudies 5 років тому +121

    Eierlegende Eierlegende kam an ihr Eierlegende.
    XD

    • @lordbolognese6823
      @lordbolognese6823 5 років тому +3

      Kookie wie du einfach den Artikel weglässt 😂!

    • @hughjazz4936
      @hughjazz4936 5 років тому +7

      Hab's 3 mal gelesen bevor ich's geschnallt hab, sehr gut xD

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 5 років тому +9

      Eier-legende Eier-Legende kam an ihr Eier-leg-Ende

    • @lordbolognese6823
      @lordbolognese6823 5 років тому +1

      Real Cyphox ...weil du ihn schon vorher kanntest
      Badumms tsss
      🥁 💥

    • @lettenlina1708
      @lettenlina1708 4 роки тому

      Uff

  • @drumjunk1
    @drumjunk1 4 роки тому +45

    I just had to give you a thumb up. I always loved 'The awful German language' by Mark Twain.
    Do you know why it is great to be a German?
    You don't need to learn this language.

    • @Tribalfan88x
      @Tribalfan88x 3 роки тому +1

      Riddle me this: If you don't learn german (even as a German) how can you even speak it?

  • @juliusm3973
    @juliusm3973 5 років тому +125

    German in the title:
    Germans: Moin servus moin

    • @sini9905
      @sini9905 5 років тому

      Bbm iss die Gang

  • @MB-rn4ul
    @MB-rn4ul 5 років тому +63

    another false friend:
    to overhear - überhören - in german that means to NOT having noticed something that was said.

    • @RachelStewart04
      @RachelStewart04 5 років тому +4

      Ah that's a great one!

    • @3.k
      @3.k 4 роки тому +2

      „sich an etwas überhören“ could also mean that you don’t like a song anymore because you have listened to it too many times.
      „Ich habe mich an dem Lied überhört.“
      Probably not used much anymore, but it exists. :)

    • @MB-rn4ul
      @MB-rn4ul 4 роки тому +1

      @@3.k I still use it.

    • @Doridantoni
      @Doridantoni 4 роки тому

      But it can also mean to overhear

    • @3.k
      @3.k 3 роки тому

      @Patricia O.
      Weiß nicht… wenn Du es mit sattessen/überessen vergleichst, ist „satt gehört“ wie „genug gehört“ und „überhört“ bedeutet eben „zu viel/oft gehört.“ 🤔 😃

  • @sirbattlecat
    @sirbattlecat 6 років тому +42

    Germans' and Swiss people's use of "beamer" for a projector confuses a lot of people where I work. But as mentioned in the video - it's logical. It projects a beam of light, so why not?

    • @henryreusch6313
      @henryreusch6313 6 років тому +4

      That could be because of the fact that we say "Tageslichtprojektor" for "overhead projector" so maybe we needed something new for the newer technology and it's more of a beam in the real projector :D

    • @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012
      @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 5 років тому +4

      One of my English seminar tutors from Manchester at university once told us a "beamer" is a colloquial word for a BMW.

    • @Zawasbaby
      @Zawasbaby 5 років тому +2

      If u know much about swiss german why dot you try to say "chuchichästli"

    • @dietdoubledew8986
      @dietdoubledew8986 5 років тому

      Actually, East-German people call it Polylux. (ex lat. many lights)

    • @gur262
      @gur262 5 років тому

      Beamer is fun, like handy. Handy isn't really German but germans like English and handy is the word many germans think means mobile phone and even though it isn't English for mobile phone we use handy. Same with beamer. Sounds English to germans.

  • @heulmemme
    @heulmemme 3 роки тому +6

    Brathering is a type of fish that's been pan fried even if it looks like an english word

  • @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012
    @thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 5 років тому +15

    German is a very logic, observing language that names things for what they are. I remember watching an interview with the singer of Travis on TV once and, referring to a lightbulb = Glühbirne ("glowing pear"), said he loved the logic behind it because it literally is a pear that glows😄 The other way around, a lightbulb directly translated into German would be a "Lichtknubbel" which is even also true.

  • @syedriazhussainshah7889
    @syedriazhussainshah7889 6 років тому +52

    Interesting... Nice way to carry forward a learning process for a foreign learner... Keep up the good work.

    • @sauravkashyap687
      @sauravkashyap687 6 років тому

      Motive in action v mnnnkojjihhhBBC. ...l5rqqhhn9

  • @thebesteu-west2763
    @thebesteu-west2763 5 років тому +18

    "Tja... " Would be another example of sounds

  • @Rahul-ur3jy
    @Rahul-ur3jy 4 роки тому +3

    Rachael is the best😂😂😂
    Introducing everyone to German culture in a funny way but highly informative

  • @lilraf5900
    @lilraf5900 5 років тому +120

    Heißt Tomatenmark Tomatenmark, weil Mark Tomaten mag?

    • @p__jay
      @p__jay 5 років тому +1

      lil RAF Nein!

    • @tomatomarc
      @tomatomarc 5 років тому +1

      Gute Frage

    • @nighthawx5883
      @nighthawx5883 5 років тому +4

      Mark nennt man Tomatenmark, weil Mark einfach Tomaten mag.

    • @YEP753
      @YEP753 5 років тому

      I only get the mag part

    • @JohnWintergreen
      @JohnWintergreen 4 роки тому

      Der geht in Süddeutschland nicht, da "Tomatenmarrrrk"

  • @thomassmith8298
    @thomassmith8298 6 років тому +45

    I think that Rachel brings out some of the things that English speakers are struck by when first approaching German. However, we should be careful that we do not allow these things to become barriers to learning. We have to be careful of mental blocks when coming across these features which appear comical or illogical. If at the back of our minds we think "oh, that's stupid", then we have erected a mental barrier. Better to think "that's the way they do it, accept it and move on". Yes, Germans do say that German is a difficult language, and perhaps it's the most difficult of the west European Indo-European languages. However, in terms of degree of difficulty, it's much easier than the Slavic languages, Hungarian, Finnish, Estonian, etc., not to mention languages further east such as Arabic, Turkish, etc. Some positives about German: it's phonetic; learn the alphabet and how to pronounce diphthongs and consonant groupings, and you can read stuff which you mightn't understand. For English speakers, it's also relatively easy to pronounce. While there are a number of "false friends, as English is a germanic language, there are many cognates. In spite of the long compound nouns (which I find fun), German can be amazingly compact in its description of concepts. Fuer mich, "Deutsche Sprache, tolle Sprache".

  • @scoobydoo7346
    @scoobydoo7346 6 років тому +248

    Krankenwagen. Wagen of cranky people (ambulance).

    • @Drspoe
      @Drspoe 6 років тому +69

      It's closer to "Sick wagon", but I see where you are going with this

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 6 років тому +13

      Cranky bedeutet schrullig.

    • @nataliemunoz8600
      @nataliemunoz8600 6 років тому +7

      And all kinds of "wagen" like kinderwagen "stroller" and Volkswagen "the car of the people" 😂

    • @NonSurvivorOne
      @NonSurvivorOne 6 років тому +4

      @@Drspoe No it's not. Its literal translation would be "wagon/car for the ill".

    • @Drspoe
      @Drspoe 6 років тому +2

      @@NonSurvivorOne "Sick" and "ill" are synonyms in this context. Don't lecture me over semantics.

  • @marcusseidel6824
    @marcusseidel6824 2 роки тому

    This is my favourite out of all your videos.
    Every language is tricky ...has lots of " mouse traps".
    I m a native German speaker but grew up in Belgium.
    Had to learn Dutch, lots of false friends similar to German but different meaning.
    Than the second language in Belgium is french.
    The spelling, grammar and the prononciation for a German speaker is a huge challenge.
    on top of that English.
    But the English you hear mostly is American English ...( music, sit coms etc)
    It was a language mission impossible.
    Even though I m adult now ...acquiring a new language requires a lot efford ... but it s worth it.
    Thank you Rachel.
    I just discovered this 3 years after it was released. It doesn t matter. A youtube video full of quality is a joy forever.

  • @tehalexy
    @tehalexy 5 років тому +69

    The german answer for everything isnt 42 ... its "tja" :D

    • @cornylovesnature
      @cornylovesnature 5 років тому +1

      looked through the comments for 10 minutes to find your comment!! Tja...

    • @KlausHendryck
      @KlausHendryck 4 роки тому

      MG42.... FG42... those are great answers if you ask me xDD

    • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
      @CorneliusSchwarzenstein 4 роки тому +1

      42 isn´t the answer for everything anywhere else. It´s answer to the one ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 4 роки тому

      Tja, so ist dat halt.

  • @sebra8408
    @sebra8408 4 роки тому +8

    Oh my God 😂 I'm German native speaker and I have to admit I never ever thought about the real meaning of Flugzeug or Fly.... Thing. It's so common and daily used word. Wow, that blows my mind. Same as Shine.... Thrower 😂

  • @BingaBango202
    @BingaBango202 5 років тому +17

    Genug Spaß für heute! Zurück an die Arbeit!!

  • @lorenzodelgaudio
    @lorenzodelgaudio 4 роки тому +9

    "Gymnasium" and "praservativ" in Italy has the same meaning, we say "ginnasio" and "preservativo".