Halloween Battle! The Key Of Awesome #49
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- The guys are tired of the ladies getting all the attention on Halloween! It's a sexy battle of the sexes!
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LYRICS
DEEJAY
Oh yeah I smell candy corn and drunk women. Halloween must here
GIRLS
On Halloween we rule the night!
Our boobs are squeezed our pants are tight!
DEEJAY
I feel like Lawrence of Arabia right now, cus I'm seeing a lot of camel toe out there.
MARK
Inside the club it's a treasure of chests
But outside in the line it's a sausage fest
TODD
The bouncer guards the door like hipster sphinx
This night's is more annoying than Jar Jar Binks
Hey sexy nurse, you could make me cough
Was your costume on sale cus it is half off
MARK
We're totally sexy we're totally hot
What do those witches got that we ain't got
TODD
We's could walk around all scantily clad
MARK
Wait a second that idea ain't half bad
It's time to break free of Halloween oppression
To be a sexy bee that is the question
Take the costume your wearing and chop it in half
BUZZ
We're putting the ween back in Halloween
MARK
If we all band together then no one will laugh
BUZZ
I feel like Charlie Sheen cus I'm "Hallowinning"
MARK
Move aside bouncer lest you want to feel pain
You're standin' on the tracks of the sexy man train
DEEJAY
Alright ladies put those hands up. I wanna see you! So we can show you out the door, That's right make room for the guys!
It's about 95 degrees sexius in here!!!
Don't be jealous cus the fellas really brought it this year.
FRENCH MAID
You can't be sexy No freakin' way
You spoiled our night now it's time to pay
MARK
Yeah, Witches, Nurses, Jackie O,
A French Maid, A mermaid ,Marylin Monroe
TODD
You're dead in the water, we're doin' it better
We got a smokin' hot Freddy in a tiny sweater
MOM
I'm dressed up as a sexy mom
Wearing only a baby and five coupons
BUZZ
I'm your worst nightmare a Sexy Buzz Lightyear
JACKIE O
You might want to think about switching to light beer
LIBRIRIAN
Shhh, I'm a sexy librarian
CONAN
Well I'm Conan O'Brian Barbarian
HOMELESS STRIPPER
I'm a homeless stripper and I'm lookin' splendid
I'll leave you horny, and a little offended
PUMPKIN KING
NOOOOO! ENOUGH!
You've awakened the spirit of The Pumpkin King
By dressing up in costumes that are obscene
On Halloween's you should be horrifying as hell
Instead you're out here whore-ifying yourselves
You guys are scary but in the wrong way
Are you about to sing YMCA?
If I wanted you to be half naked outside
I would've put the holiday in freakin' July
Cover yourself for the love of Candy.
Hey, ladies, I was mostly talking to the guys. Need a ride home?
Have you ever ridden in an SUV limo. I've got one right outside. It's got a Jacuzzi, and I make a mean pumpkin cosmo.
Hey nurse lady. Where do you work? Slutty Sloan Kettering? - Розваги
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I watched this over and over as a kid and I think it formulated my sense of humour
I’m sorry.
If I wanted people half-naked outside, i would have put the holiday in, FREAKIN' JULY!!
I'm your worst nightmare, a sexy buzz lightyear
jacob howe well you might wanna switch to light beer
Well you might wanna think about switching to light beer get it right people
i listened to this song so many times i can't count
Same
💙
It's October so I decided to come back to this video. The freaking memories of this channel man.
Sexy man train definitely got me in on this one XD
I'm a sexy mom wearing nothing but a baby and five coupons
that hot librarian though
yeah but what about that conan the barbarian (or barbhairyan)
Conan the librarian 😂😂
"I feel like Laurence of Arabia right now 'cause I'm seeing a lot of camel toe out there!"
Oh KOA... You just made my day so much better. :3
Watching all The Key Of Awesome videos start to end - Video #49
I think we all can agree that the guy in the waldo-costume was the sexiest by far.
Where? I didn't see him at all.
Yep
"If I wanted people half naked outside I would have put the holiday IN FREAKIN JULY!" So THAT'S what July 4th is really about, independence from clothes.
EH-
hmm........
Halloween 2024 and I still come back to this 🤣
“I’m your worst nightmare a sexy buzz lightyear”
“well you might wanna think about switching to light beer” 🍻🍺
It's that time of year.
1:20 when she says 'you cant be sexy, no freaking way' she kinda sounds like that little girl from most popular girls in high school
So true
Back for this in 2022
"I feel like Lawrence of Arabia right now, cus I'm seeing a lot of camel toe out there."
lol almost the funniest line
This is one of my all time favorites! I watch it all the time, I love the key of awesome!
God I miss old UA-cam.....2018 sucks now
2021 wasn't much better you had fucking youtube drama so i don't know why you are complaining
I fully support men who decide to dress sexy on Halloween
I have not thought about this in YEARS, but the lyrics came flooding back... HALLO-WINNING!
"If I wanted people half naked outside I would've put the holiday in freakin July"
I'm your worst nightmare sexy buzz lightyear)))
Well you might wanna try switching to light beer
Really? No "Lawrence of a-Labia"?
That shooting noise scared me!
I HAVE THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD DANG U THE KEY OF AWESOME!
0:41 on the left: GREATEST. IDEA. EVER! XD
Who's watching this in 2015
haha... me
me
meee
+Jennifer Fallah I'm watching this in 2016.
+SkelePlaysGames I'm watching in 5016
"Move aside bouncer unless you wanna feel pain
you're standing on the tracks of the sexy man train..." lmfao
2:24 I have to quote Lauren here...
"Watch my butt as i walk awaaay"
This was great! I miss this stuff from you guys!
I love her voice when she say, "You can't be sexy, no friggin' way. You spoiled our night now it's time to pay."
love this one !!!
Il a un bonnet "le tour de france"!!!🗼
LOL not sure if KoA knows what "mantrain" means
Why was the pumpkin king not Jack Skellington? :( I need to watch that movie again.
Because Disney would sue. lol
RIP to one of the funniest of the early youtube comedy channels!!
conan obrien barbaian lmfao!
the barbarian guy reminds me of The big bang theory for some reason
Kuthrapoli's thor outfit from tbbt the halloween party
Whatever happened to key of awesomes like this
I LOVE Todd when he goes 'Hey sexy nurse you can make me cough! Is your costume on sale coz it is half off!!! :P' Hahahahaha!!!
I FOUND WALDO
0:19 how's waldo get in?
who's watching this in 2016
I am! I tend to re-watch old videos lol
ae4xo yaa , youre right
I'm your worst nightmare a sexy buzzlight year! Lol I died laughing at that!
1:36 My life.
Who is watching this in 2019 lol
2020
Honestly, it sucks how sexualized Halloween gets. Not just for girls, either. Halloween is the time for tping some guys house and scaring the shit out of kids. But hey, if you wanna dress up in a bra and g string, grab a tail and cat ears and call it a night... I don't care. I just miss being able to actually scare people!
I still can scare the shit out of people. :)
Pearl Tippett Dude I hear ya
I love this one!
I love your helloween vids!
My fav part- Take the costume you wear and then chop it in half. We're putting the ween back in halloween. If we band together then no one will laugh lol
i love the homeless strippers voice XD my favorite part
best hallowen key of awesome out of the two i love it its hilarius
Can't believe I saw this when it came out last year. Time flies.
i love this song so much
I think this is my F'N favourite KOA video ever!
i have seen this since november, but i still sing along with EVERY word
Lol going out with a bunch of guys on halloween will lead to the sexy man train
If I wanted people half naked I would of put the holiday in freakin July! LMAO
Lol this is by far the best you've made! There is not one thing in the entire video that I didn't laugh at! The only thing that could've made it any better would be if the hot guy from all the Justin Bieber videos was in it :) :) :)
I always come back for this video on Halloween month every year.
lol as soon as Todd gets the blanket on his head he looks like
a Klu Klux Klan member ().()
Conan O'Brien Barbarian! I lost it! XD
I love the part when the pumpkin says "If I wanted people half naked outside I would have put the holiday on freaking July!!" hahahaha
I feel like Lawrence of Arabia 'cause I'm seeing a lot of camel toe! That and Todd being shirtless killed me!
'puttin the ween back in Halloween'... pure art.
Todd and mark your costumes are awesome and your videos are totally awesome and I am your biggest fan :-)
Why do i love this so much?! :")
LMAO candy corn and drunk woman xD
tonight is more annoying than Jar Jar Binks! 0:28 HHAHAHAHAH lmfao :)
I miss you guys.
god this has to be my favorite key of awesome video
"To be a sexy bee, that is the question." That's not a question. XD Appropriation of Shakespeare fail. :P
Jackie O? Aww, I thought it was Dr. Girlfriend LOL
Am I seriously the only one who got the freaking halarious humor Ad for Donating to the Human Sociaty for abused Lawyers before the video started?! XD
"I'm your worst nightmare, A SEXY BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!" XD
Im your worst nightmare a sexy buzlightlear!!!!!! I LMAO'D SOO HARD! We were all singing it in school and TO TEACHERS TOO!!!! :D
the buzz lightyear costume is just too much xDDDDD (Y)
probably one of my favorites of their videos
rolling on the floor laughing
0:41 realization and excitement dawn on Mike's face. Hilarious.
I love this video play it every halloween
NO! Enough! Once again, you've awaken the Pumpkin King by dressing up in costumes that are obscene.
'I'm your worse nightmare a sexy buzz lightyear' How do you come up with this epic stuff?!
Best one yet!!!
this is the best one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it bad that I laughed really hard at the Father of Awesome/Sexy Boy Lightyear?
To be a sexy be that is the question. LOL :D
take the coustume your wearing and chop it in half, if we band together than no one will laugh! Hahaha :D xd
this is the best one yet!
dude, i almost had an heart attack when the sexy librarian turn came
just died cuz i heard 'im ur worst nightmare sexy buzz lighter' XD
The homeless strippers lyrics made me laugh so hard
Once again you have awaken the Pumpkin King by dressing up costumes that are absence.
My fav so far...
The sexy buzz light year is hilarious
key of awesome i love your videos ive bean watching them all day yesterday and today but cant find anymore i havent seen :'(
You might wannna change to budlight beer ;) Lol
I’m 52 so I appreciated the video and liked the song.
"If I wanted people half naked outside I would've put the holiday in freakin' July!"
Best line :P
how do u make ur vids soooo cool and awesome????? ive said it befor and i will say it again i love u guys sooo much!!!!
lol this is hilarious