Dan: I stole Jemma's iPad, don't tell her. Me: She will find out, even if she doesn't look for it until after your video, because she will see this video.
“Hi Jemma!” Dan says nervously “Hi Dan” Jemma replies “Bye” Dan slowly steps out the room Bye Dan!” Jemma says without knowing what just happened “Your a legend Dan” He thinks to himself.
Jemma: Dan have you seen my iPad Dan: emmmmmmmmm on the sofa Jemma: ok I’ll go and check Dan: oh no Jemma: dan it’s in your office your in big trouble Dan: I’m running bye
Jemma: dan do you know where my iPad is? Dan: no sorry I don’t know ;) Jemma: YES YOU DO DAN YOU MADE A VIDEO HAND IT OVER! dan: nah Jemma: yes NOW! Dan: nah Jemma: please! Dan: what will I get out of it? Jemma: I will buy you one! Dan hands the Ipad over.. Jemma: just kidding go buy your own iPad Dan crys 😭
Dan: let's switch his legs! (He switched the legs) Dan:let's switch the head! (He switched the body) Dan:now let's switch the body! (He switched the head)!?!?!?! 😅
Jemma: dan wheres the iPad Dan: what iPad Jemma: my apple ipad Dan:umm I dont know Jemma:why do u sound so suspicious Dan: nothing Jemma: what did u do? Dan I umm took it for trollface quest Jemma: get back here! Dan: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dan: IT MUST BE A MUSICAL VERSION OF FROZEN!!! Me: or, the most famous and prestigious ballet in the world, Swan Lake? Dan: *thinks about it* nah. Definitely Frozen. Me: *facepalm*
Dan: Dont tell Jemma i stole her Ipad Me: Okay i promise (Dan ends video) Jemma: Hey Dan do you know were my Ipad is i need to play trollface memes Dan: Well uh i did something nice and completed it for you... Dan hands over the Ipad Jemma: DANIEL!!!!!! Dan: Y-Y-Yes? Jemma: NO MORE TROLLFACE QUEST FOR YOU!!! Me: Dan... Uh so how long is trollface going to be gone? Dan: ... No Dans hurt during the making of this comment
Dan if you read any mean comments again don't let haters make you feel bad because your awesome and the best UA-camr in my opinion but there is a high chance you are the best UA-camr and be awesome all the time.
4:47 Look outside the window Now,onto the story about how Dan got caught stealing Jemma’s iPad: Dan: Jemma, I’m gonna go record a video Jemma: ok Few moments later... Jemma: DANNN Dan: *cuts part of video* yes?’ Jemma: We are going to the store Dan: why? Jemma: I can’t find my iPad,do you know where it is? Dan: *steps slowly out of room* Also Dan: No... Jemma: ok? You look suspicious... Dan: No I don’t...I’m gonna finish the video.. Jemma: *looks at Dan, squinting* hmm...ok! Dan: *mind: Phew!* Also Dan: *See’s Jemma in office* Jemma: how do you explain this? Me: YOU BUSTED DAN
Dan: Heheh Jemma: Hey Dan where’s my IPad!? Dan: Uh, Ellie stole it. Jemma:Dan tell me where it is or I will ban you from Fortnite for a week Dan: Ok ok I stole it!
Jemma: wheres my ipad?! Dan: go check in your room Jemma: it's not there Dan: oh no Jemma: YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE!!! dan: AHHHHHHHH YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! :-)
Jemma: dan by any chance, do you know where my ipad is. Dan: noooooooooo 😟. Jemma: YES YOU DO. do you think i dont watch your vidios, well, i do, sometime.
I have been through a lot and you help me cope which life right now.... I yurt want too say thank you for making my life easier. When I have nothing to laugh of you make me laugh. When I need to cope you help me so Thank You!!! You make my life liveable!!!
Jemma: dan
Dan:yeah
Jemma:we're going to buy me a new ipad
Dan:why
Jemma:cause my old one is missing
LoL 😂 😆 😝 HA HA
Dan: O - O... Ok!
Lel xD
Lololololololol
Haaa!!!
Dan: I stole Jemma's iPad, don't tell her.
Me: She will find out, even if she doesn't look for it until after your video, because she will see this video.
kool
Ava: why Dan why would you do it
@@katieturney287 what kind of ipad is that
Jemma:DAN U KNOW I WATCH UR VIDS RIGHT!!!!!!!
Dan:IM INNOCENT!!!!!!
Jemma:mhm
Lol😂😂😂
Legend says, dan still hasn't returned the tablet.
still has not its been 5 years its been so long bro.
@@tntprovlogsandvideogames8301 yeah
No Dan how could you BUT we get more games he gets more views let's goooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legend says still to this day
Dan: Don't tell Jemma that I took her iPad!
Later: *Puts it in the name of the video, then says it out loud during the video too.*
Patrick Nemos XD
🤔😂😂😂
Patrick Nemos exactly
Patrick Nemos, 😂😂
Patrick Nemos
“Hi Jemma!” Dan says nervously
“Hi Dan” Jemma replies
“Bye” Dan slowly steps out the room
Bye Dan!” Jemma says without knowing what just happened
“Your a legend Dan” He thinks to himself.
Nathan Green YOU SAID DAD
Nathan Green-Lol
Nathan Green hi
D J hi
Zach Vega hi
“Too much internet for today”
-chuck Lloyd
OMG a fellow Roblox player!!!
Dan: I thought my meme knowledge was good
Me: Same
Lol 🤣
Jemma: dan you see my ipad
Dan: no
Jemma: LIAR!
Haaaaa
donutlord 1 gg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY FROM DOGEZILLE!! AAAAAAHHHHH
Lol sorry I’m talking late
But that’s funny
" Oh wait. I found poop."
* maniacally laughs awkwardly *
~ DanTDM 2017
Maddy Cooper, I was on that part when I read your comment.
Me too
THIS JOKE HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR AGES
@@nlylopez7774 same
Dan:click and hold!
Me:Dan...its an iPad...
Lorena Aparicio You still have to hold in certain levels.
Lorena c
It's click not tap...
Poo jkxchudsjwo hi f
Lorena Aparicio
Jemma: Dan have you seen my iPad
Dan: emmmmmmmmm on the sofa
Jemma: ok I’ll go and check
Dan: oh no
Jemma: dan it’s in your office your in big trouble
Dan: I’m running bye
Lol
XD
XD
Wow
XD
DanTDM: Thats Donald Trump without his wig and thats donald trump without his human suit on
Me: XD
VOTE DANTDM PRESIDENT 2020!!!!!
Kate The Cat lol
Kate The Cat I think that us a Ryan Higa reference which is incredible.
Kate The Cat kids liking dan ew btw next election is on 2020
Yasss😂😂
Kate The Cat no pls no
“If there’s a sandwich flying in my face then I’m going to eat it!”
*throws sandwich at dan*
you wrote dad on line 1
**matrixes*
BakedPotato_ 101 I
BakedPotato_ 10 lol
*This is one strange game*
CultureCrash why are u everywhere?
Hey
CultureCrash Hey Culture and Crash pls respond that would make my day
Hey
Hi CultureCrash I watch ur vids but I'm subes on my dad's and mums account
Jem: DanTDM. I need a new Pad.
DanTDM: Why?
Jem: Cause you stole it.
DanTDM: oh what no no I didn't
If you didn't want Jemma to know you stole her IPad, maybe you shouldn't have put it in the title of a video that the whole world can see...
new and improved version:
Jemma: do you know where my I-pad is?
Dan:um...nooooooooooo...
Jem, dan has stolen you iPad. LOL
Watching this in 2019 looking at when it was made...
That was made on my B DAY WOW
Cool
What!!!!
Some
Wow
Sarah Potter it was made 3 days before mine
Dan I thank you for everything you’ve done and I congratulate you for everything you’ve accomplished!
I was amazed at your show in Jacksonville!
Jem Dan doesn't have your ipad
Who else wants Jemma to be on the chanel more
Shamila Arshad yeah
Shamila Arshad neh
Shamila Arshad me
ME
Shamila Arshad channel
Dan :I stole Jemma's i pad
Me :I'm gonna send the police round now
Dan:hello I stole jemmas IPad
Me:don’t worry about it I won’t tell her
one minute later
Me:*coghth*umm JEMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this the true diamond minc art hmmmmmmm
Coghth it’s cough
Jem: where is my ipad?
Me: ya where is it?
Dan:hehe
WHAT WAS THAT COGHTH WHATTTIS THATTT
You are bad at spelling
“It’s shiny and gold”
*AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
L
OOF 😁😁😁😁😁
When you call a Samsung tablet an ipad
Objective: Survive
But It Is An iPad, It Has The Apple Logo (Are You Blind?)
How funny would this video be if this happened.
Jemma: (walks in halfway through the video) Why have you got my IPad?
Dan: Ummm.....
Jemma: dan do you know where my iPad is?
Dan: no sorry I don’t know ;)
Jemma: YES YOU DO DAN YOU MADE A VIDEO HAND IT OVER!
dan: nah
Jemma: yes NOW!
Dan: nah
Jemma: please!
Dan: what will I get out of it?
Jemma: I will buy you one!
Dan hands the Ipad over..
Jemma: just kidding go buy your own iPad
Dan crys 😭
Abigail Steelkeep how sad
Abigail Steelkeep iii
Should not cry when its he who has the money
True
Abigail Steelkeep k
Doge and Godzilla?!?!?!
*DOGEZILLA*
Meowzers Meow yeah, Dogezilla!
Meowzers Meow Not funny to me
Meowzers Meow idiot
Meowzers Meo
Meowzers Meow lollololololololololol the doge comes back from the meme I think right after the Godzilla
I want part two tomorrow !
MR. TORLL I don't think he is getting the iPad back from jem and She probably got mad soooooooooo
Bodoh babi
+Zul Syahmi what is your problem?!
MR. TORLL
Thatoneguynamed_ Adam Yeah what's your problem timak??
You know you've reached the Golden age of UA-cam when Dan's hair is blue
WE’RE TELLING JEM!!!
Speaking of Christmas Im so ready for TRAYAURAS'S Crhistmas coutdown.
Dan: let's switch his legs! (He switched the legs) Dan:let's switch the head! (He switched the body) Dan:now let's switch the body! (He switched the head)!?!?!?! 😅
lol i noticed that but i didnt know what to do
Dark Sun Gaming hello
Off*
Lol i think he was to stupid or didnt know that XD
Dark Sun Gaming i
6:48 me when my UA-cam vid buffers😂
Lol
LOL
GUYS IMPORTANT!!!!! THIS VID IS TOP 30 IN TRENDING NOW!!!!! CONGRATS DAN!!!!
Chester Wong *top 41
Top #42
ITS NOT TRENDING ANYMORE NUUU
Chester Wong u r a punk
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Dan simply asked if he could borrow it so he could make a video.
Red_Milk are you Gemma
No, i'm pretty sure Dan wouldn't steal something for a video unless it was an accident or he was stealing something back.
Red_Milk
She lives there if he uses its not stealing its just a title
Kyle Simpson its jemma
It's Shiny and Gold
*The Angels Sing From Above*
LOL
The Random Rabbit I
Jemma:
Any idea where my iPad is dan
DanTDM:
Nooope.
Jemma:
I put it on the table
Jemma:
(Thinking intensely)
YOU TOOK IT
Dan:
To watch memes
who thinks dan should do a try not to laugh video :p
DoobieDoo Tastic me
me
DoobieDoo Tastic
Me
Me
Dan: Don’t tell her... Please...
Me: HEY JEMMA! DAN STOLE YOUR IPAD TO PLAY TROLLFACE! HE’S MAKING A VIDEO WITH IT!
tinga linga the second you said that he said it
tinga linga XD
tinga linga savage
Humm snitch
tinga linga lol
Dan your the best youtuber EVER!
Jemma: dan wheres the iPad
Dan: what iPad
Jemma: my apple ipad
Dan:umm I dont know
Jemma:why do u sound so suspicious
Dan: nothing
Jemma: what did u do?
Dan I umm took it for trollface quest
Jemma: get back here!
Dan: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AMAZING!!!!!!
😂
And that’s why he got shot.
I can’t believe you dan 😂😂 good thing Jema loves you lol
Been rickrolled
Elitelupus omg love your canel pls play roblox phantom forses😊
Lol
ELITE
Elitelupus Jemma it was a good cause I promise :3
Elitelupus ;) Unturned
Dan: IT MUST BE A MUSICAL VERSION OF FROZEN!!!
Me: or, the most famous and prestigious ballet in the world, Swan Lake?
Dan: *thinks about it* nah. Definitely Frozen.
Me: *facepalm*
Emmett
😂
Nah lol
it might be phantom of the opera (FYI i cannot spell)
Yeeeeeessssss
Dan: Dont tell Jemma i stole her Ipad
Me: Okay i promise
(Dan ends video)
Jemma: Hey Dan do you know were my Ipad is i need to play trollface memes
Dan: Well uh i did something nice and completed it for you...
Dan hands over the Ipad
Jemma: DANIEL!!!!!!
Dan: Y-Y-Yes?
Jemma: NO MORE TROLLFACE QUEST FOR YOU!!!
Me: Dan... Uh so how long is trollface going to be gone?
Dan: ...
No Dans hurt during the making of this comment
1326575810
LOL
Антон Головин exactly, everyone posts mean replies on other comments(idk if that’s true or not), Irie, it does not mean Ahton can’t either.
After this comment he was hurt 😂
Lol lol lol)lol lol
I just cut my finger and it hurts really Bad and whenever I watch your videos I feel much better you are the greatest UA-cam in history
@@Gorpolon he swears and we all have different opinions
I’m just kidding. 😕
@@HugeDragN fingers can hurt bad
ye
Ouch
Within 3 Minutes..........
They will tell Jemma
hasina akter meme :P
Dan:Don’t tell Jemma!
Me: THEN BUY ME CHIPOLTLE!
Me too
Chipotle can give you Ebola-_-
Real Jax To The Max that would be me to
Marius Corman= CHIPOLTLE IS OVERRATED
Me=OVER?CHIPOLTLE? OVER-POSSIBLY BIG CHIPOLTLE FOOD
9:36 I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK
Finster64 click the time 10 times
After 30 time of clicking the link i hear divorces
@@Reyatheslaya me too
Dan, don’t steal the iPad anymore because Jemma will dab and we won’t be happy and neither will you
Dab police idc about it I love the dabs
No She Will Leave Him
AidenGamer13 mmm
AidenGamer13 XD
AidenGamer13 yup right but for the sake he needs it to do it but good point
I loved your show it was awesome
Matthew Micci Hi Dan I'm 50th
Matthew Micci Hey big boi,want to date?
Matthew Micci I
Matthew Micci and
Dan video editing is more good then before
why?
BranTEG ?
i was talking to Kerry Chubb because he was being well.. somthing.
000:000 what’s your emergency
Jemma:This kid broke my window
000:sorry we can’t help
Jemma: *sets house on fire*
Dan and me:*runs away*
Dan for christmas can you please do a Christmas special comment if you agree
He always does. They're so much fun. Last year he almost didn't do it and people were freaking out
yeah special christmas!! :D
Jammy animations It is Halloween
Jammy animations f
Jammy animations yes
Dan if you read any mean comments again don't let haters make you feel bad because your awesome and the best UA-camr in my opinion but there is a high chance you are the best UA-camr and be awesome all the time.
last time i watched you was back at 6 million subs... you have 16 mil now!! congrats!
Berniece I started watching him since he had 1 million
4:47
Look outside the window
Now,onto the story about how Dan got caught stealing Jemma’s iPad:
Dan: Jemma, I’m gonna go record a video
Jemma: ok
Few moments later...
Jemma: DANNN
Dan: *cuts part of video* yes?’
Jemma: We are going to the store
Dan: why?
Jemma: I can’t find my iPad,do you know where it is?
Dan: *steps slowly out of room*
Also Dan: No...
Jemma: ok? You look suspicious...
Dan: No I don’t...I’m gonna finish the video..
Jemma: *looks at Dan, squinting* hmm...ok!
Dan: *mind: Phew!*
Also Dan: *See’s Jemma in office*
Jemma: how do you explain this?
Me: YOU BUSTED DAN
That was a very spoopy snek.
Lukas Boi :D TOO SPOOPY TO LIVE TOO CREPPY TO DIE
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Dantdm I think you are the best you tuber in the out of every single one even pewdiepie
Then why dosent he have more subs than pewdiepie
I agree dantdm is the greatest youtuber of all time
Subs doesnt count Pewdiepie is before Dan
Cold Lemon that doesn't matter. The content or videos is matter.
It matters boi
When is Minecraft misadventures part 3 coming
KingLeoMario
KingLeoMario snitch
I forgot about that
R.I.P Peggy...
KingLeoMario. I agree
Dan:yes,I steal jems I pad
Jem:so you have chosen death
TROLLLLLFAAAAAACE!!!!!!
Maddie Carney you copyed my name
Woah you loud boi XD you break my ear trumes
Maddie Carney Yea
Hi
Maddie Carney grggg
Where's jemma?
《2018 videos》
HAHAHA # Jemma
I didnt want to leave a link to unknown territory
His wife
What happens then?
iHasTabzPlayzMC lol A
YAY DAN YOU ARE SO COOOOOOOOOL
dan: I don't trust horses
Buddy: 😡😥
Lol!
Yes but this was before Buddy
If Jemma finds out that you stole her iPad I'm sure your clearly dead 😂😏
lanie defensor I feel the same and that would be hilarious when that happens
lanie defensor yup ur right dude
Ikr
Ikr
she probably already knows l0l
this is when i say dan is CRAZY LOL
I won't tell Jemma I promise but great video too and I subscribed!!!🙌👍
Roblox lover hi agin
Roblox lover 😀
Ruben Minecraft boss 😀
Halo
AND LAMEST UA-cam COMMENT OF FOREVER GOES TO...
AND HIS NAME IS JHON CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
DO NOT TELL JEMMA! 5 seconds later. Where’s my iPad? I uhhhhh stole it.
Ya do not tell Jemma!!!!
Dogezilla!!!!!!! Embrace da DOGE!!!!!
This video is: much funny, very DanTDM, WOW, so trollface
Don't Worry I won't Tell Her
Love Koopa troopa
I hate to Mario ok
I will
Shadow Koopa me also
Dan: Heheh
Jemma: Hey Dan where’s my IPad!?
Dan: Uh, Ellie stole it.
Jemma:Dan tell me where it is or I will ban you from Fortnite for a week
Dan: Ok ok I stole it!
I LOVE YOU DAN! :D
*Nice facecam size.*
Son Goku hello I hope you got a notification for this reply
Isi le yeah I did! Thanks!
Son Goku Nice Profile pic 👍
Stanley Schward thanks! I'm going to change it once he goes full power Ultra Instinct.😉
Son Goku ok then 😀
I have a nintendo 64 too! Ah, nostalgia. What do you mean I wasn't born yet when it was new and got it two months ago?
i have one!
Jemma: wheres my ipad?!
Dan: go check in your room
Jemma: it's not there
Dan: oh no
Jemma: YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE!!!
dan: AHHHHHHHH YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! :-)
70% of comments: Dan stole Jemma's iPad! 20% of comments: Donald Trump 10% of comments: Dan said snek
Flashy Galaxy 2% England is my city
Flashy Galaxy so true!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.its danger to go alone take this
2.geico
3.4ever alone
4.godzilla
5.chuck testa
6.table flip
7.john cena
8.idk
9.nintendo 64
10.idk
11.jeff the killer
12.idk
13.lengend 27
14.idk
15.idk
16.idk
17.idk
18.idk
thanks! number 8 is slow mo guys
Thx
17. Is pennywise dancing meme
Number 2 isn't Gieco...
2 is philosoraptor
Jemma: dan by any chance, do you know where my ipad is.
Dan: noooooooooo 😟.
Jemma: YES YOU DO. do you think i dont watch your vidios, well, i do, sometime.
Me:who ordered the pizza? (Hears argument) I am just going to leave it here
Oh
creative Ig
Emma:):)):):):):)):):)):):)):$
Ohhhhhhh your in trouble dan
“What do they have in their presents?”
*pancake ad with a submarine starts*
Lol sorry...”What meme has godziller in it?!”
MrMisterPanda _ it's Godzilla
Nolan Bryant Godzilla ain't a flipping meme lol
Nolan Bryant I was saying how he said it..*Facepalm*
Dan remember you set a series when you mixed the diamond dimensions and something else and yeah anyway you have not done it for so so so long
its called Minecraft Misadventures
Did dan steal anything when he has a lie dectector app
7:25 that’s mark zukerburg (I think that’s how you spell him)
Zuckerberg
Dan just made a new meme : is that donald trump without his wig. and : is that donald trump without his human skin. That was hilarious 😆
😍
human suit
Wonder Girl102 your absolutely right
Wonder Girl102 lol
Oh shut ur face
I have been through a lot and you help me cope which life right now.... I yurt want too say thank you for making my life easier. When I have nothing to laugh of you make me laugh. When I need to cope you help me so Thank You!!! You make my life liveable!!!
Sofitotamatata
JEMMA!!! DAN STOLE YOUR iPAD!!!
Wft
Jemma:'DAN!!!!!
S&hhhhhhh
Jemma: where is my iPad! I’ve searched everywhere except dan’s office!
Dan: ummm, there is no one in dan’s office!
Jemma: let’s just see about that!
Im 14 and i still loves this guy lol
spider pugs There is no age limit on brilliance
spider pugs i am 9 ive been watching dan since i was 6
I'm 13 and I've only been watching Dan since I was 12! Agh why
Your 14 and ur grammar is crap
I'm 12 and been watching him since I was 8 or 9
Dan can you ask Jemma to make Videos again
Angelica_Playz ! i agree
Angelica_Playz ! Dan must play overwatch
I agree
Honestly he should take a break from focusing on his child-friendly audience and play at least pg13 games, dan has no personality
Please
How can dan keep that a secret if it is in UA-cam XD i bet Jemma will see that video
Jemma:Dan!
Dan:yeah
Jemma:where's my iPad?!
Dan:uhhhhh I don't know
Haha XD XD
Is a living room still a living room if you die in it? Also can you do more VR videos please
BASICALLY THE LIZARD MEME DAN DID NOT UNDERSTAND,IT WAS OBVIOUSLY PHYSOLOFICAL LIZARD FOR SURE
Shazia Jafri i
xD
Shazia Jafri no its a suicide scene or murder scene
Dan you should do more tabs [totally accurate battle simulator] there is a heap of new things to check out
Call the wife police(JEMMA DAN STOL YOUR IPAD)JEMMA: i will be there in a flash
Lol 😆 😂 😝
Godzilla: *Crushes buildings*
Me: *Throws on shades* That wasn't very cash money of you.