D: Determined A: Awesome N: Nice T: Trustworthy D: Destructive (In a good way) M: Mysterious (Because you never know what his next video is gonna be about!)
mister wonky eye reporting for Duty boss Dan and my name is Katherine and I have a baby sis and I have a other sis and she is 6 years old and I am 8 years old and my baby sis is ...... Dan I do not know I am sorry I can Not tell you⚾🍟🍕🌮🌯🍿🍒🍌🍍oh I live in the USA so you may not know what Sum of this is sorry
On the way back from Cornwall (very fun week) I met a friend of my dad's who has snakes and a water monitor lizard. He told us that one of the snakes has had pigeon before as a meal. I need it in my home town We have a very big pigeon problem
dear dantdm....one of my 2 favorites out of 5 rare pet lizards has just died,i found this video very comforting in my time of need.....thank you dearly.........(ps i still love all my lizards though)
@@Jay-ev5dp (I pretty much copied my reply to a comment saying "That's Poseidon, not Neptune" but in the end I forgot to delete the "don't be racist" part XD)
hi
Hi
Hi
Does a apple keep the the dokor away
Kittens
In mittens
This is how awesome dan is on a scale of 1-600
👇🏻
Well its 7
100
101
@@halidserifovic ok
99
D: Determined
A: Awesome
N: Nice
T: Trustworthy
D: Destructive (In a good way)
M: Mysterious (Because you never know what his next video is gonna be about!)
Lol true
How is he mysterious?
Alley - Sama what’s his next video? Exactly you don’t know
Here is a better one..
D: D
A: A
N: N
T: THE
D: DIAMOND
M: MINECART
D=dainty
A= awesome
N= nice
T=troll man
D= dancing
M= mysteriously
“Let’s hope this stays right here”
DanTDM 2019
2020?
well does he know your face
Yeah
Nope
@I L L U S I O N 2 YES YOU ARE RIGHT
Look at that revenge squid
- DanTDM 2019
it will be a remembered forever no matter where you are. If you were turned into dust because Thanos' snap we will remember.
The Hunt lol
dun dun duuuuuuun!!!!
Is snail bob
Dan : why is Neptune in your hot tub!
My brother:no, that’s Poseidon
Me: no that’s aquaman,Poseidon is handsome
Neptune is the Roman equivalent to Poseidon. Don't be racist.
@@drakegallerno9433 um how is that racist
OwO
That was so aquaman!
OH MY GOSH🤣
Dan:*eats bugs* Yummy
Dan:*see's a man eating bugs* Gross!
Hahaha
That does not make sense at all
giorgos bugiuklis JEE
LOL😂😂
Lol
“The happiest apple you’ve ever seen!”
DanTDM 2019
But he’s happy😊😚🤗👍🏻👇🏻
"an apple a day keeps the doctor away but one of these will kill you"
The troll face games are always awesome xD
xD
Ya
TRUE REALLY TRUE
Dan: Why is Neptune in your hot tub
Me: that’s Aquaman!!!!!
Poor Aquaman, bet he wishes Neptune was in his place during that diarrhoea hot tub fest
Its Poseidon
It's aqua man
YoI t’s Owski it’s Poseidon is Greek and Neptune
Is Roman so in American it is Aquaman
I was about to right that
I hope Dan knows that he accidentally clicked a hint while putting up the parachute 😂
I was about to comment that too lol
I didn’t even see that lol! Dan you accidentally used a hint I’m sorry 😂
haha
Bay Bernt ikr😂😂
@@JasCoolGaming I see you everywhere
Dan: Why is Neptune in his bathtub?!
Aquaman: Am I a joke to u?
Or was he Poseidon
@@lukebott67 true true
@@lukebott67 he is not him
dan: how many ads have i watched in troll quests
Me : its over 9 thousand!!!!!!!!!
Thata was so funny wow
yep
i remember the over nine thousand minecraft series
ok...ok you try your best for that joke...try again next time.
Dbz joke
Who else is laying in bed and scrolling through?
Dan! Thanks for inspiring me to create videos and hit 5k
@PewDie Pie ad
Meeee
TheBarleyHorrorShow I subbed
@PewDie Pie FAKE PEWDIEPIE
TheBarleyHorrorShow me lol
Dan: Pigeons-
Me: Awww
Dan: -the rats of the sky
Me: WHAT!
I agree, My Auntie calls em’ rats with wings xD
Pidgeons are best
lol
Just stop
Jdidhd
Suseksh
Djidkdbd
aulksu I'm
At
We
Jsbkjsbj
In sbd I'm
10:31
*"I would've been seeing yellow on the demonization signs."*
**dies of laughter**
Thank goodness, it's just a butt fountain.
- DanTDM 2019
Daniel you pressed the hint button on level 23 👌🏻
pubs GOT EM
I played it and i noticed that it does it at a random time
*GASP* dan has betrayed us
Yep
I think what happened was when he swiped up, he accidentally hit the hint button and so it showed him it but he kept going accidentally.
Happy Easter weekend Dan! Happy and healthy Easter to everyone!
You too
You too enjoy your holiday
👍🏻😊😀😄😃🍫🍫🎉🎊
You to
You too!! :3
"I've eaten bugs before, but not freshly squished ones off my windshield." -DanTDM 2019
Dan- An apple a day will keep the doctor away, except for this apple, it will kill you!
🍎-Nooooooooooooooo..........
🔪🍎 THE APPLE HAS A KNIFE!
Me: Why is it called silly test...
Troll face makers: sorry too lazy to think of a name and we thought it was silly with all the brown and stuff
Dan Shouldn't watch adds...
*He's to good for ads*
yeah, he's too good for them ads, he's too good OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO me: WHAT who said that unknown: me. me: ME WHO
agreed
Aww
btw at 17:43 when the thing came up it was your 5th hint
XD
Schmupsi And Half a Heart U have Minecraft me to ❤️
he noticed that tho
LOLZ
Who else still wants tomodachi life back
I've never gotten over the cancelation of that series.
Me too I loved it so much! 😪
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee😭😱😤
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee😱😤😡😭
I don't
Please play Prison Architect with Think and James.(Prison Architect Multiplayer)
My Dad Said If I got 3.1k subs before May He would stop smoking! Pls help!
The SaltyCreeper my dad said
If I don’t get 20Million subs in an hour he will die
You are lying...
The SaltyCreeper just stop.
2:56 So you thought it ended with Annoying Orange?
Meet Trollish Apple
weqgy the master me 0w0
He said kill you..
@@radkouse1of1 I edited it.
Sound better?
17:49 I was watching ur mouse real closely, you accidentally clicked the hint button.
I believe u
-Ah!-
-My favorite-
-Thing in the world!-
*-TOILET PAPER-*
Plays ツ CøøkieWølf .-. Just .-.
mister wonky eye reporting for Duty boss Dan and my name is Katherine and I have a baby sis and I have a other sis and she is 6 years old and I am 8 years old and my baby sis is ...... Dan I do not know I am sorry I can
Not tell you⚾🍟🍕🌮🌯🍿🍒🍌🍍oh I live in the USA so you may not know what Sum of this is sorry
Jean Saari -wut?-
That means you poop a lot
Jean Saari yep you got something right I don’t know that sum
What’s worse than finding a full worm in your apple
Finding half a worm in your apple
😱THAT WOULD BE GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stich_is hungry ya it would
I would call him wormy
5:17 the music went perfectly when it stopped you said oh my goodness
Nope
NOPE!!!!!!
I got tickets to your live show
Will you notice me now Dan
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME
I can't because I live in the u s a :(
I can't because I'm German and I'm not allowed to
@@carriecarpenter6405 Sry
@@linyetaicetea8405 sry
@@carriecarpenter6405 Same 😭
Yas that slipper too cute :3
Ikr I want dem :3
Gianna V. They too cute 🥰 :3
I may steal them >:3
And of course its is its pusheen :)
runo tje duh that’s the best part 🙄
Roses are red 🌹
I'm sure that's true
Violets are violet
NOT FRICKING BLUE
I saw someone with that I think you copied
I see this on every comment section
XD. Thats me all the time
Lol opps
I think some can be blue
Dan: what is Neptune doing in your tub
Me: Dan that is aquaman (Jason mamoa version )
Dan: Pigeons! The rats of the sky...
Pigeons: Not cool man.. *sniffles* not cool...
Im actually early for once.
*_WHERES ME COOKIE_*
We both need cookie :I)
Everyday Angel I am here early too and I agree that we need cookies!!!!!!
Me too
LOL 😂 me too I’m always late
Everyday Angel me to I am early too that happens less.
thing thing that popped up on level 23 was the hint that you "didn't press" XD
Who clicked as fast as they could?
*ME*
*Me ToO*
Me too just 5 min late
Me too
MY ALSO
mE tOo
On the way back from Cornwall (very fun week) I met a friend of my dad's who has snakes and a water monitor lizard. He told us that one of the snakes has had pigeon before as a meal.
I need it in my home town
We have a very big pigeon problem
Dan that is a hint button you press 17:43🤣🤣Dan thought it was a choice lol
Dan you clicked the hint button in the sky diving level by accodent
Agreed
r/english
dear dantdm....one of my 2 favorites out of 5 rare pet lizards has just died,i found this video very comforting in my time of need.....thank you dearly.........(ps i still love all my lizards though)
RIP
Mr that is very sad so do not say RIP alike a joke
I was waiting to watch this video all day
God:whats your most liked invention
Dan: my one would be
*dramatic music*
Dan:*ToiLEt PaPer*
Haha
This game is genius, don't deny it!
I had a bad day today, but watching this made me smile! Your the best UA-camr ever, Dan!
Yes he is
Same dude
*watches DanTDM troll face *
*gets a trolls world tour ad*
PERFECTION
Roses are red
Did you expect something original?
I now have a problem
Because nothing rhymes with original
Here,
Roses Are Red
Did You Expect Something Original
Something Rhymes With Original,
And That’s That The Apple Is Deliciouso
@@alienman5669 boiiii
Digatel kinda works
Marginal rhymes with original
What is wrong with dude!?!?
Today's my birthday and it would make my day if you saw this
Epic Gamer YOU NEVER SAID WHO!.... hi happy birthday
Fluffy Magix he meant Dan
Epic Gamer happy (late) birthday
Happy late birthday buddy
Lubna Fouad I know i just want to say happy birthday........
play tabs new update
new character:astemis,mace spinner,excutioner
Dantdm: I'M EATING SNAILS
Snail: STOP EATING ME
Snail: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dan: Pigeons. The rats of the sky
Me: You obviously haven’t seen an ibis
Pasta Master do i spot a fellow aussie?
That's Aquaman, not Neptune.
Neptune is the Roman equivalent to Poseidon. Don't be racist.
Drake Gallerno that’s not being racist learn what racist means before u use
It
@@Jay-ev5dp (I pretty much copied my reply to a comment saying "That's Poseidon, not Neptune" but in the end I forgot to delete the "don't be racist" part XD)
Aqua man is based on Poseidon and Neptune
I enjoyed the video Dan... as always!
“You’re tiny, you’re puny! How are you going to slay a dragon?”
-me to my short friend
A troll apple a day keeps SCP-049 away XD
19:11 Dan:w-why is Neptune in his hot tub”
Me: _facepalms_ its Aquaman
*it’s
Bruh.
@@sarahparveen9418 look grammer police, no one cares about grammer in youtube
@ITZ-CRACK
*grammar
BRUH.
Sims Plumbob shut the hell up
Sims Plumbob THERES NO GRAMMAR POLICE ALLOWED HERE
Dan:pigeons the rat of the sky
Pigeons:HOW DARE YOU NOW YOUR GONNA HAVE A Bad TIME
Sans: :/ lol
Rats:I hate you ,were beautiful
There is so much stuff happening in this comment
UNDERTALE 4 LYFE!!!
On the final level (not the secret), it wasn’t Neptune that came out of the hot tub. It was Pooseidon
lol poosiden
Xd poo seiodon
An apple a day keeps the doctor away BUTT what if the doctor is your friend??😂
hennie guevarra don’t eat apples.thats rude
hennie guevarra that’s soooo true my doctor was my friend 🤣
I was giving birth and the doctor was MY FRIEND she didn’t know I was pregnant 🤰
An apple a day keeps the doctor away if you throw it at them hard enough
(but if they are your friend, don't do that)
Last level:
Dan: Oh how the tides have turned! All those shirts-
Me, Thinking: Oh how the turns have tied!
THE THING THAT APPERD WAS THE HINT DAN
15:45 IF DAN QUIT YT HE WOULD BECOME A NEWS REPORTER.
THAT'S NOT NEPTUNE, THAT'S AQUAMAN!
Wow! Squids have changed a lot over time
Congrats on getting on trending Dan!
Hi Dan so you remember The quest to save Larry? From a stickman game?
I do I whached his vid when he finished the game
Yeah I remember that guy
Dan:What was that choise
Me:IT WAS A HINT
Dan:WHERES MY HINT
Me:YOU USED IT
We are banning you to the land of memes until you upload more Roblox and Minecraft videos.
Dan the painting you are thinking of is one of Dalí's masterpieces.
8:18 can't Dan maybe flip the number '6' into a 9 so that he can have more moves?
I'd say a more respected one is the impossible quiz.
-.-
Dantdm Geographic presents:
PIGEON: the rat of the sky
As I read this he says it. Lol
your lighting in this makes you look AWESOME!!!
DanTDM I love your videos and I want to tell you that there is an chapter 6 ok
Of what?
Chapter 6
DANTDM YOU need to make more money for you so make more videos!
Dan you did use a hint on accident on the guy sky diving that was the pop up
2:51
Me: ummmm... i don't kill anyone
My Dad Said If I got 3.1k subs before May He would stop smoking! Pls help!
The SaltyCreeper You’re probably lying...
15:39 the small face guy that ate his own apple head was happy
The only reason the guys in the thumbnail cause of that BOOTIFUL mustache
Nobody:
Me: Fir-
38,987 other people: You were saying?
Did anyone see the troluto poster?
Edit: On level 6
Raisya Gaming28 I was watching him on level 6 and I saw this comment
@@karahsartstudio4757 cool
Naruto
19:59 in Soviet Russia, you do not iron cloths... Cloths iron you!
18:17 in Soviet Russia, you do not use parachute, parachute uses you!
WHERE CAN I BUY THAT PUSHEEN CAT SLIPPER THING 5:57
Jun at a shop..
Lol liked
we need more prison architect!!!!!!!!! love your vids tho
:)
Lolllllllll
That’s Aquaman in lvl 24 right
2:53
"An Apple a day keeps the the doctor away, but one of these guys will kill you."
LOLOLOLOLOLOL :)
this explanation point shows how many times he watches adds!
Hey dan
I literally don’t know what to say lolol
no one:
not a single person:
no I am not kidding not a single being or soul:
*sees snail*
woah its a revenge squid
Happy Easter to you all.
Pigeons, the rats of the sky!😂😂
I trolled my friend by switching the colors of my pens and letting him use them
DanTDM: how manny adds have I seen
Edit: who has been counting
Dan: Does it always have to be someone sitting on a toilet or farting?
Me: Farts as he says that.
Dan: do you just flap around all day that's it ?
Me: well.yes they're pigeons
-_-
3:45 this is nice
14:33 the cloud mouth is the amazon logo
This is how amazing Dan is on a scale of 1-700
👇🏼
Do you also stick pegs in your eyes dan?! lol!