When I was 9 years old I asked my older cousin who his favorite super hero was. He said Captain Planet so I looked up Captain Planet. This was the first thing that showed up. For years onward I really thought that this was just what Captain Planet was actually like.
+Red Floyd Johnny the homicidal maniac once killed everyone in a Taco Smell because a woman said he was "wacky." I really loved those comics as a child.
The extinction of humanity with finally give the Earth a chance to heal. Captain planet has done his duty. It might take a few thousand years but when you're a planet that isn't so long.
Ok everyone, what did this video teach us? A: If Captain Planet murders someone, even if you saw him do it, do not stare or call him out on it... it's best to inform some costumed super villains who may be able to stop him more discreetly -'J
''as captain planets killing spree grew, so too did the number of people who witnessed it. and so captain planet was forced to keep killing until his murderous fires had released more CO2 into the atmosphere then human industry ever did''
Rumor has it that people from another planet saw Captain Planet kill everyone on the planet and he went on to kill everyone on that planet after that people on other worlds saw what happened and this repeated and thus Captain Planet was forced to kill the entire multiverse.
I like how as a once noble superhero crosses the final threshold and begins a worldwide holocaust, the music is like, " _be-oop boop boop...dee doo doo da boo boop~_ "
Except he only is summoned into existence in our universe when the 5 stupid kids hold up their rings and do their little song and dance, so I would expect he would not end up as anything, since as soon as their little band is disbanded, he'd never be seen again.
Watching these videos gives me the urge to voice act, so badly. Really, thank you for spending your time on these videos, as I've been following through the years. You ARE an inspiration, Sexualobster.
Wow. I have seen and read really good stuff questioning the moral ambiguity of superheroes. The Incredibles, Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns... But *this* takes the things to a whole new level! Also, I love how the playful music keeps playing while he's murdering people X)
Only now just realised that the altered colour scheme for Captain Planet at the end of the video was actually that of Captain Pollution....I have watched this video far too many times to be realising such an obvious fact only at this point in the game.
when superheroes are sick of people's shit. I don't blame him haha and it could of easily been avoided if it wasn't for the cop and those girls. Kinda pushed him overboard lol
Welp, he saved the earth. The co2 will cycle back down eventually. And without humans it will settle alot faster and be better off In rhw long run. Now captian planet saved he oceans which produce more of than trees. So yea he did good
We don’t have ENOUGH of it- trees literally eat it up like food and spit out oxygen. You have been brainwashed my friend- but don’t worry, most people have been. Think for yourself and you will be free
I'm glad the planet is in good hands with 14 year old school ditchers and UA-cam commenters giving out their endless wisdom 👍 Surely it's all up from here
So it was YOU that made this marvel of an animation I saw years ago? I never knew who made this amazingness that I watched, but I am so thankful I found your channel...
A work of art. The inner conflict of Captain Planet, the skepticism of the world which put down his beliefs, the cruel irony of fate for a man who only wished to save the world. truly this is an exceptional piece of education....recycling!
@MrSpacelyy yes i've read this before, pretty interesting. perhaps what i should have said in my original reply was "unimaginative and derivative" instead of "copyright infringement"
On the very first try, I paused it at the perfect point at 0:09, with Captain Planet stretching and the bird's head not visible as his upper jaw is obscuring it.
When I was 9 years old I asked my older cousin who his favorite super hero was. He said Captain Planet so I looked up Captain Planet. This was the first thing that showed up. For years onward I really thought that this was just what Captain Planet was actually like.
How boring someone's childhood has to be to have Captain Planet as their favorite superhero
@@microsoftsamreloaded3558 maybe this really was he favorite rendition of captain planet
It was pretty hard to find actual Captain Planet clips when this was uploaded. I can only assume someone was over zealous with copyright.
Lol that is a great story
That would be my favorite too
Best reason to go on a rampage: "FRITTATA IS NOT A VERB!"
Aids. That's the spice.
SharpOB Just gotta dump this load in that dirty puter's floppy slot.
This happened to me after I killed a chicken in skyrim.
So many dead people....
+The kind “Nightstalker” Hunter I killed half the map after killing that one child
Same
When you get caught in a loop of chasing down witnesses in red dead
looool i thought this seemed familiar
FRITTATAS NOT A VERB *proceeds to engage in world wide killing spree*
+Red Floyd Johnny the homicidal maniac once killed everyone in a Taco Smell because a woman said he was "wacky."
I really loved those comics as a child.
no-one will notice... if there is no-one to notice
You mean that cop car that moved after it was in park?
The extinction of humanity with finally give the Earth a chance to heal. Captain planet has done his duty. It might take a few thousand years but when you're a planet that isn't so long.
@@chrisbarrett8377 not a bad idea. Thanks for the tip, citizen.
Heal what?
Earth is basically a giant rock, it doesn't care lmao.
The only thing that would change is whether or not it will be habitable by us
Ok everyone, what did this video teach us?
A: If Captain Planet murders someone, even if you saw him do it, do not stare or call him out on it... it's best to inform some costumed super villains who may be able to stop him more discreetly -'J
What if you are a super villain
Kadin Barr then hopefully you are able to stand up to his power -'J
Yeah hopefully
Kadin Barr They always had him on the ropes in the show, and they would have beaten him if it wasn't for those meddling kids xD
XD
So remember kids what Capt Planet has to say,"Snitches get stitches"
Spiderman: "Everybody gets one"
Quick reminder: he said not again, meaning that this happened already
Does that mean he kill dinosaurs? :)
This always happens to me in GTA lol
Lol. Now whenever I play GTA ill think of this!
Seversher Wish I could fire beams of energy from my mouth in GTA
Soo edgy boi
I even did this to Mafia 2, every clothing shop, gas station, and bar is closed now, except for Freddy's though of course.
@@nicholasmorgan7609 I'm sure there's a mod for that.
Moral of the story is if you see someone at the park eat a bird leave it be.
Wait, now hold on, did sexual lobster predict omniman
omniman = vegeta, mark = goku, from a race of space warrior aliens that conquer planets.
@@craigh5236 except Goku can actually take a punch. lol
Bird-Eating Captain Planet walked so Don Cheadle Captain Planet could run.
Woodpecker
Damn, Invincible really owes you a cheque
I know this is a joke but just for clarification, the Invincible comics are from 2008
''as captain planets killing spree grew, so too did the number of people who witnessed it. and so captain planet was forced to keep killing until his murderous fires had released more CO2 into the atmosphere then human industry ever did''
Rumor has it that people from another planet saw Captain Planet kill everyone on the planet and he went on to kill everyone on that planet after that people on other worlds saw what happened and this repeated and thus Captain Planet was forced to kill the entire multiverse.
2:38
I see Vegeta has been training Captain Planet
Well now that half of China is under quarantine there’s no smog. First time you could see the sky in Shanghai in decades.
I like how as a once noble superhero crosses the final threshold and begins a worldwide holocaust, the music is like, " _be-oop boop boop...dee doo doo da boo boop~_ "
Captain Planet, he's a hero, he's going to eat a bird and tell you frittata is not a verb.
The juxtaposition of the music at the end is so fucking great.
I like how he’s angry and injured but not scared at 2:06
All of this could have been avoided if those girls would have just minded their own business.
I love the narration at the end!!!!
As soon as he randomly ate the bird I could feel the 2011 vibes.
This is how I always imagined the Capt ending up
Except he only is summoned into existence in our universe when the 5 stupid kids hold up their rings and do their little song and dance, so I would expect he would not end up as anything, since as soon as their little band is disbanded, he'd never be seen again.
@@medexamtoolscom you should watch the summoning by Plague of gripes
Watching these videos gives me the urge to voice act, so badly.
Really, thank you for spending your time on these videos, as I've been following through the years. You ARE an inspiration, Sexualobster.
cheers.
A bit surprising how well this fits to the present day
... hooooow?
@@meadowshorerecords8138 have you been following the culture war or know what it is?
How Dare You?!!!!!
@@Pehmokettu ok...?
and now everyone is acting suprised
Wow. I have seen and read really good stuff questioning the moral ambiguity of superheroes. The Incredibles, Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns... But *this* takes the things to a whole new level!
Also, I love how the playful music keeps playing while he's murdering people X)
Only now just realised that the altered colour scheme for Captain Planet at the end of the video was actually that of Captain Pollution....I have watched this video far too many times to be realising such an obvious fact only at this point in the game.
So this is the presequel of first episode of One Punch Man......
Prequel* Not trying to be a dick by correcting, I just thought the correction might help you for future situations.
Mao Dong this is the blue vaccine man.
+sonic123488 I think there's a distinction. It's like the 1st ep of 1punch man is the sequel to this, cuz it was released later.
I randomly laugh at least once a year at "fritata is not a verb!" And the subsequent overreaction
Rockstar's staff watched this when designing the witness algorithm in Red Dead Redemption 2
Captain planet was playing a stealth mission
12 years later and I still want to know why Captain Planet ate birds instead of just going for it.
just look at what happened once he attacked humans in this video
These cartoons and their unrestrained absurdity are mesmerizing...
Captain Planets sounds like a drunk Solid Snake
FRITTATA IS NOT A VERB
Captain Rampage, we need you once more…
*gasps* *last* *breath*
he actually ate the pigeon...... stay away from the summoner! you're a bad man! xD
Why eating pigeon is different from eating chickens?
don't eat either.
The funny thing is I was eating Chicken why i was replying to this Comment
who knew captain planet had all that power
Even greater powers but he is fat and lazy so he will use them by year 2100.
Way before it’s time this.
This is why you should never free a genie.
12 years later and I'd still be like *I didn't see shit* 🙄🫣
"You got the Fat Disease"
*Same*
"Will Captain Planet ever stop killing? Find out next week on another exciting episode of Draggin Balls P!"
Captain Planet's Twisted Metal ending.
Swear the female voice actress sounds literally exactly like Omega from the new Bad Batch series.
Cause she is
@@nephlye Bullshit, do you have a citation for this? Cause that's hype if its true.
What's that music that plays when Capt. Planet blows everything up?
you are furry statistically that makes you a gay male.
@@Joker-no1fz
Based
@@gretathuumberg red pill
1:48 Why? Why is this burned into my memory?
I have the same problem. That's why this is one of my most viewed videos
good god. this was 13 years ago!!!!
This is actually one of my real nightmares.
this was my favorite dragon Ball z episode
Isn´t it weird how sexual Lobster predicted rick and morty?
Or they just recycled pun intended his ideas.
@@notarmchairhistorian7779 totally, it is lazy.
And this is how Captain Another Planet was born. 😅
This makes me want to watch captain planet again.
You need to make more on captain planet
Those Kiwi accents make these twice and funny! I'm a fan.
is this a joke?
when superheroes are sick of people's shit. I don't blame him haha and it could of easily been avoided if it wasn't for the cop and those girls. Kinda pushed him overboard lol
Happy Earth Day, SexuaLobster. =D
HAPPY EARTH DAY
This is one of common nightmares that torments me.
I just keep destroying and torture people because of misunderstanding. They do not believe me.
tfw NPCs see you steal something in a Bethesda game
That's why you kill horse first
He could have just flown to Puerto Ricco and lived his there. RIP planet.
Funny or Die absolutely ripped you off.
Random as fuck but was worth the watch 👍🤔😶
Welp, he saved the earth. The co2 will cycle back down eventually. And without humans it will settle alot faster and be better off In rhw long run. Now captian planet saved he oceans which produce more of than trees. So yea he did good
You can’t make an omelet without genociding a few eggs.
Ah... hurra.... I gues?
We don’t have ENOUGH of it- trees literally eat it up like food and spit out oxygen. You have been brainwashed my friend- but don’t worry, most people have been. Think for yourself and you will be free
@@7fall 💩
@@Mrpersonman0 No, no let him cook. He's on that plants are our enemy bullshit and I want to see the end result.
love your work. like the faces you used when he eats birds...
disturbingly close to how my cat tries to eat a blanket...
I'm glad the planet is in good hands with 14 year old school ditchers and UA-cam commenters giving out their endless wisdom 👍
Surely it's all up from here
Two hundred fifty-five people thought frittata was a verb.
So it was YOU that made this marvel of an animation I saw years ago? I never knew who made this amazingness that I watched, but I am so thankful I found your channel...
Why isn't this on adult swim?
...and nothing of value was lost!
Rick and Morty totally made that planetina episode based on this video
I was just thinking that today, When I seen this. I reckon the writers did, parallel thinking too maybe but I prefer the former.
Sexualobster's videos are a pure joy. He is a reason we need the Internet.
Actually, according to a tribe of Ex-Cannibals, human flesh tastes like pork.
Wouldnt be suprised considering all the trash we eat.
What do you mean Ex cannibals.
If you eat a human your a cannibal for life
and according to people who aren't completely insane, it tastes like veil.
morganstedman㎳ ex tribe*
according to a XIXth century anthropologist... oh dammit, we all saw that vid.
A work of art. The inner conflict of Captain Planet, the skepticism of the world which put down his beliefs, the cruel irony of fate for a man who only wished to save the world.
truly this is an exceptional piece of education....recycling!
I'd be ok with this apocalypse
Captain Planet... as voiced by Solid Snake?
This was so far ahed of its time
@MrSpacelyy
yes i've read this before, pretty interesting.
perhaps what i should have said in my original reply was "unimaginative and derivative" instead of "copyright infringement"
Friendly reminder that *FRITTATA IS NOT A VERB*
Dammit. No more witnesses! Just walk away and forget or it will escalate!
What a classic!!
0:08 that alone almost gave me chills...
Tbf, captain planet did have an episode about overpopulation, so him purging the world of some humans may be something he'd do.
"Some humans"
This is true, but the way he did it apparently released a lot of carbon dioxide according to the narration.
I remember this from a year or two ago. I'm so glad I remembered the name "SexualLobster"
I like happy endings
Holy shit these guys made my Saint's Row 3 character before I did! How did I not know this?
This is disturbing and funny at the same time 🤣🤣🤣
This is by far the most coherent SexualLobster video I've ever watched
This is know as a fuckup cascade
Like in hitman if you mess up It keeps getting worse and worse
If Captain Planet destroys the Earth wouldn't that destroy himself?
Well his name is Captain planet, not Captain Earth
@@yuzmanito but he only talks about Earth
@@shanerulez79 well thats where he currently is. Why would he talk about jupiter?
@@yuzmanito I mean he was created by Gaia the Earth mother spirit
Somebody call Gaia so she can do an intervention for Cap.
I like the stereo sound effects of this video actually sounds good with headphones...
On the very first try, I paused it at the perfect point at 0:09, with Captain Planet stretching and the bird's head not visible as his upper jaw is obscuring it.
I also know how to use playback speed
@@endjentneeringclub I just go frame by frame.
@@dakotayupyupyup8377 I didn't change the playback speed.
FRETADA IS NOT A VERB!
I thought Captain Planet was just Ted Turner's secret alter ego
This is an old joke
But the best joke