A real waiter is not a waiter without a tray actually, preferably round, made of metal, and fucking heavy! Usually carried with the palm of the hand... I hate my job...
The biggest gem of this series so far is definitely marv & the actress that plays her!! She works so well off the both of you & kills every line she delivers.
I dont know which is funnier: 1. The idea that Jack has a slide prepared for Dean to point to, including soup on a list of foods he doesn't use utensils for, or 2. Dean took the time to draw out and color all of those things on the slide, which must have taken a good minute, or 3. Dean knew that Jack was going to bring a chart of how to use a fork and a knife and included a slide himself about it, and Jack just went with it.
Gerald is clearly an NPC. Just two cut scenes and the rest is repetitive dialogue loops. "I like the cut of your jib! I could use someone like you! Give my office a call first thing Monday!" Great episode, guys!
I already loved the first 3 episodes, but 'I like the cut of your jib' ended up making me cry from laughter! I also love how informative this series is: so far I've learnt how to tell babies apart (hat), how to recognise a waiter (napkin), what's a fork...
This is my favourite of Jack & Dean of all trades, and one of my favourite sketches of your whole channel. So many of the jokes got me laughing out loud. While some jokes were repeated or spun a different way they never felt repetitive and only drove home the punch lines.
I'm not even through the video, but I needed to pause to comment: I don't think I've ever laughed that much at a UA-cam video ever... So many gems in this... So so many... Wow!!!
I did watch the whole first series when it first came to fullscreen, but I think I’m loving it even more the second time around. Can’t wait until we go into the second series!
I cant express how grateful I am that Jack and Dean made these videos free... I dont even have youtube red available in my country. Thank you SO MUCH, Jack and Dean!!!
One lovely new thing I’ve noticed on my 10th ish watch: Dean’s presentation was hand-drawn (very well I might add), whilst Jack had these pre prepared for this exact situation
This is my favourite episode! so many hilarious moments. That guy in the toilet is my favourite character of the entire show and he's only in it for like 3 seconds
Honestly I'm so desensitised to jokes on the Internet that I only ever snort slightly at jokes I find funny. So it's a huge compliment when I say that I laughed out loud for a lot of this.
I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH! These videos have been making my Christmas better! I’m glad you guys make these videos and I’m glad that you are doing something you love. At least I hope you love doing it. Ugh I’m rambling! But thank you so much for making entertainment for us. We all think you guys are amazing!
Hot-dang! I loved it. I love that if talked about real problems and normalised them without making the episode about them, because then it sort of (I think) makes the defaulters feel like they're being lectured, while this just gives them perspective. Brilliant job boys. (Idk why they won't let you direct UA-cam rewind lol)
*That shits problematic son*
Katy Robson I open the comments at THIS EXACT POINT GOD DAMN IT
Bathroom montage still the best bit
I like the cut of your jib arsg66 i could use someone like you pop by the office first thing Monday morning
Defenetly
‘No asparagus isn’t a utensil’
I love how the confused dude joined in on the class
Can you is simply amazing
My jaw fell down at the "Can you" line and stayed that way till the end credits.
He did not like the cut of Jack's jib.
I laughed so hard I could hard after just being shook
TheGodOfPegana i needed to it again to get it
I had to rewind and watch it a second time, Jack’s face murdered me 😂
I like the cut of you jib, Pegana! Meet me in my office on Monday.
A real waiter is not a waiter without a tray actually, preferably round, made of metal, and fucking heavy! Usually carried with the palm of the hand... I hate my job...
Bro, same
Palm of the hand??? I've always used fingertips wth
Awesome
So basically a pizza pan
NaNomi Fingertips? I use my my rock hard washboard abs.
first time seeing this one, the note pad and the guy tagging along in the bathroom absolutely killed me.
SAME HONESTLY
Same xD
yeah that’s great. I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU
@@h33day Call my office on Monday! I might have a position for you.
*I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU*
*PHORK*
!
*fork.
@Xan D
Whoosh
@@thenerdyanarchist3492 "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!!"
-Megamind. (I tricked you into r/Woosh ing me.)
@@StonksNZ clever... very clever...
-Flowey from undertale
7:12 the black dude taking notes on the knife and fork is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time
Omg lol I didn't really notice that!
same 😂
I was actually about to comment that
When i read it i thought you meant notes like physically on the knife and fork
*phork
I love Dean and Jack.
Derrick?
palm tree darren...
Sammikins So you like the cut of their jib.
Misclickable could defiantly use someone like him
Rot
I've already eaten my advent calendar but this is a better one
what did you do with the chocolate ? cuz you're not supposed to eat the calendar itself ya know ?
@@flori8320 True
@@flori8320 wait
You’re not supposed to?
WE’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG
*DENKI*
"Well... can you?" killed me with laughter
7:12 I lost it when the other guy joined him in taking notes
"Asparagus is not a utensil."
Is mayonnaise ...a utensil?
@@zanzlanz Horse radish is not a utensil either
Is that a dare?
What about a AR-15
Not with that attitude
"WHAT THE FUCK can i get you?" still my favourite line
Mine too forever
I like the cut off your jib, 12 Deans of Jackmas!!
_jackmas_
I'm sorry but that bathroom scene has me HOWLING.
I like the cut of your jib! Be at my office at 4 on Monday!
Im enjoying these so so much I haven't laughed like this in ages
twish one more like and you have a circle of likes
ITZ THE CIRCLE OF LIIIKEEEESSSSS
Sausages
I like the cut of your jib twish i could use someone like you pop by the office first thing Monday morning
Same
This is my favourite episode so far I'm screeching
“But can you walk the walk”
“Can you?”
This is under any point of view the better line I’ve heard so far. Simply brilliant!
Thanks for giving this to us for free Jack and Dean
Chris Holds Anything for you, Deadpool ♥️
The biggest gem of this series so far is definitely marv & the actress that plays her!! She works so well off the both of you & kills every line she delivers.
Agreed, Marv brings me so much joy!! Jessica Hynes absolutely nails it every time.
I dont know which is funnier:
1. The idea that Jack has a slide prepared for Dean to point to, including soup on a list of foods he doesn't use utensils for, or
2. Dean took the time to draw out and color all of those things on the slide, which must have taken a good minute, or
3. Dean knew that Jack was going to bring a chart of how to use a fork and a knife and included a slide himself about it, and Jack just went with it.
I like the cut of your jib boys, I could use men like you!
Monday?
They should’ve been in rewind
I wouldn’t wish the rewind this year on anyone honesty, I think all the good youtubers dodged a bullet not being in it
dont curse that upon them lol
Isn’t this from 2016 though? 😊
Nope check the description. It came out yesterday...
the animated watermelon I know this particular video did just come out, but the series as a whole originally came out several years ago 😊
I really need to get a jib cut.
A jib is a sail and the cut is the way it's positioned.
i could literally watch the same lot of jack and dean videos and not get bored
Maia Ford I could.
@@DeanDobbs i saw that sneaky edit
Same here. And I do.
These are making my Christmas soooo much better !!
Your speech at the beginning, I felt that.
this series is genuinely hilarious
When the other guy started taken notes aswell
“ asparagus is not a utensil “ had me dead 🤣❤️
so funny love u guys
I love their creativity and that’s the thing I respect in people so much, so props to you guys!
"knife and fork is like a good marriage, unlike the one your parents had" I've seen this son many times and it still make me wheeze
Imagine if you actually had to do a test and get a licence to use a knife and fork with a spoon being a special add on you apply for
There actually is, you need to take it for your knife loicense.
Jack and Dean deserve more appreciation that’s the tea
Number one on my top 10 list of transitions:
"What the fu- Can I get you?"
Kiss 4:35
What the fuck can I get you 5:06
Bathroom scene starts 5:56
Teaching Dean how to use the knife and fork 6:20
Fuck it 7:58
Can you? 9:55
“What the Fuck can I get you” is the most ingenious line transition ever I’ve heard! I’ve watched it a billion times- this series is incredible.
These are so brilliant and "PISS!" made me legit laugh out loud
‘You wouldn’t see Spider-Man without his cape’ lmao
Gerald is clearly an NPC. Just two cut scenes and the rest is repetitive dialogue loops. "I like the cut of your jib! I could use someone like you! Give my office a call first thing Monday!" Great episode, guys!
I already loved the first 3 episodes, but 'I like the cut of your jib' ended up making me cry from laughter! I also love how informative this series is: so far I've learnt how to tell babies apart (hat), how to recognise a waiter (napkin), what's a fork...
I can just imagine dean casually shovelling soup into his mouth at a dinner table
Well he only said that he can’t use fork and knife so I think he can use a spoon
"Wouldn't see Spiderman without his cape"
Don't think anyones seeing Spiderman at all anymore m8
okay but that steak looked TERRIBLE
Zinkromo Even more terrible when you consider that there was more than one take... 😵
@@DeanDobbs you poor soul
@@DeanDobbs how did it taste?
the other guy taking notes in the bathroom cracked me up!
I really enjoy spotting all of the cinematic references, the more you know the funnier it is!
This is my favourite of Jack & Dean of all trades, and one of my favourite sketches of your whole channel. So many of the jokes got me laughing out loud.
While some jokes were repeated or spun a different way they never felt repetitive and only drove home the punch lines.
I'm not even through the video, but I needed to pause to comment: I don't think I've ever laughed that much at a UA-cam video ever... So many gems in this... So so many... Wow!!!
Love angry Jack. Love this episode! Love the reoccurring "I've not seen it." gag. Hilarious as always!
they also seem to be getting funnier and funnier as they go along so keep it up
Day 4 of asking Jack and Dean to come back on random videos I'm watching because I feel nostalgic
Cut my jib
Absolutely love these Jack and Darren videos, they truly make my day
I keep rewatching this series it's too good
This was honestly beautiful. Sold me on the whole series
“No asparagus is not a utensil” XD
“WHAT FHE FUCK-can I get you?”
I love the writing you guys put into this omfg
WAITERS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE HELL YESSSSSSS
I did watch the whole first series when it first came to fullscreen, but I think I’m loving it even more the second time around.
Can’t wait until we go into the second series!
Neither can we!
oh the camera work is just so brilliant here. the "what the fuck- can i get for u" was just so CLEVER
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. That is my jam, right there !
It's not Dean's fault he couldn't cut the steak. They gave him a table knife instead of a steak knife.
Man, I watched these episodes on Fullscreen ages ago. SO well done!
I like the cut of your jib Jack and Dean. Another fantastic episode really enjoying this series
This is the best for quarantine
Agree
I LOVE THIS. Y'all are so talented
I cant express how grateful I am that Jack and Dean made these videos free... I dont even have youtube red available in my country.
Thank you SO MUCH, Jack and Dean!!!
a cog in the *murder* machine
Get back in the emo cave where you belong! We put you all in there for a reason.
@@SavageLynelButtPlug if you get the reference you belong here with us
THEY SAID ALL
TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME
They could care less as long as someone will bleed!
One lovely new thing I’ve noticed on my 10th ish watch: Dean’s presentation was hand-drawn (very well I might add), whilst Jack had these pre prepared for this exact situation
This is my favourite episode! so many hilarious moments. That guy in the toilet is my favourite character of the entire show and he's only in it for like 3 seconds
I remember when I watched the full series on Fullscreen. This is bringing back good memories.
Honestly I'm so desensitised to jokes on the Internet that I only ever snort slightly at jokes I find funny. So it's a huge compliment when I say that I laughed out loud for a lot of this.
really enjoying these episodes! sorry i was too lazy to sign up to fullscreen xx
Oh my god i just watched the shining the other night and-
“All work and no play makes jack a dull boy” on the notepad was hilarious 😂
honestly the best line in this is by far, I didn't want to say anything, you've been through enough.
Pure friendship.
6:54 "...uh....why-" made me giggle soooo much
"Can you?" I SCREAMED! Well done boys, well done
the punchline of “can you?” gets me so good every time!! 😂
watched both seasons several times now and this episode is definitely my favourite
"Wait!"
"I was about to."
I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH! These videos have been making my Christmas better! I’m glad you guys make these videos and I’m glad that you are doing something you love. At least I hope you love doing it. Ugh I’m rambling! But thank you so much for making entertainment for us. We all think you guys are amazing!
Hot-dang! I loved it. I love that if talked about real problems and normalised them without making the episode about them, because then it sort of (I think) makes the defaulters feel like they're being lectured, while this just gives them perspective. Brilliant job boys. (Idk why they won't let you direct UA-cam rewind lol)
It*
I am oh so very happy this is finally on UA-cam! Love you 2, such an inspiration. You beautiful British boi's breathe life into me.
This one is my favorite episode! I've already watched the series and they are as funny as the first time. Thank you for all your work!
I just want the theme song on Spotify it’s so pretty
I always love the "Ive not seen it" joke from Dean, gets better every time XD
This is such an underrated series. This is an underrated UA-cam channel!
i LOVE the shining reference, actually I love the whole thing, one of my absolute favourite episodes
Wait a second... Human is on the list of the "Top 4 Hardest Things to Cut"! 6:35 . Intriguing...
this is genuinely so good!! I love it so much pleasseeeeee keep writing
what a flipping amazing training montage *thumbs up*
This feels like watching Christmas films with the fam :) just nice :) thanks for posting guys
The continious twists in dialogue omg i can't!!
Lol I love it when it deans shouts “PISS!”
‘What the fuck, can I get you?!’ This is officially my favourite show omg
All of it was so good but my fave was the cut of the bathroom guy in with Dean taking notes 😂
*I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB!!! KEEP IT UP JACK&DEAN!*
Such high quality productions! And incredibly well written imo... Amazing that we can watch this on youtube...
I love this series.
favorite episode by far. good job guys
so excited to be able to see my favourite episode again thanks fellas