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  • @mattvsjapan
    @mattvsjapan  4 роки тому +132

    My interview with Shawn: ua-cam.com/video/yJZ6Ax3ZqrY/v-deo.html
    *OTHER NOTES*
    -I know I "look tired" in this video. I'm not actually tired; I just didn't set up the lighting properly so an excessive shadow was cast under my eyelids. I already learned how to fix this, so it shouldn't happen again in the future. (There are two videos I filmed but haven't released yet that I filmed before learning how to fix the shadow, so I'm actually going to look "tired" in the next couple videos as well lol)
    -Correction: at 11:35, the English translation for 暖房 should be "indoor heater", not "closet". Then, at 11:36, the English translation for "段ボール" should be "cardboard", not "indoor heater". I copied the entry for "closet" so I wouldn't need to redo the formatting, but then changed "cardboard" instead of "closet" to "indoor heater" 😅

    • @Bonapartinha
      @Bonapartinha 4 роки тому

      thanks matt

    • @TomKilworth
      @TomKilworth 4 роки тому +8

      It’s meta; mistakes in a video about mistakes 😁

    • @bumblebeeisfree
      @bumblebeeisfree 4 роки тому

      Could you tell us the anime in this vid, 🥺🥺🥺

    • @mattvsjapan
      @mattvsjapan  4 роки тому

      @@bumblebeeisfree The main one was Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai

    • @bumblebeeisfree
      @bumblebeeisfree 4 роки тому

      @@mattvsjapan thank you 😍🤗🤗

  • @emanuilspasov3678
    @emanuilspasov3678 4 роки тому +49

    Wanted to get some chicken breasts at the supermarket but didn't know the word for "breasts" yet, so just gestured towards mine and asked for "chikin oppai".

    • @CodeProvider
      @CodeProvider 4 роки тому +6

      best comment, you're the only one in the comments I wanna be friends with.

    • @emanuilspasov3678
      @emanuilspasov3678 4 роки тому +1

      @@CodeProvider dude lets be friends

    • @CodeProvider
      @CodeProvider 4 роки тому +1

      @@emanuilspasov3678 tight where u at

  • @Wraith4Gate
    @Wraith4Gate 4 роки тому +136

    Well, I have a story in the other direction. When my (japanese) girlfriend met my (german) parents for the first time, a mosquito was flying in front of her face, so she said " 虫 !! "
    Pronounced in german, "虫" is slang for vagina. My parents looked pretty confused haha

    • @collinford4221
      @collinford4221 4 роки тому +15

      My dad went on a work trip to China some years ago. He said everyone kept saying the N-word and he and his coworkers found it hilarious. They were most likely saying 那个, which is sometimes pronounced as "nèi ge" and used as a filler word.

    • @martinkn.5161
      @martinkn.5161 4 роки тому +18

      When my (japanese) girlfriend met my parents for the first time, a mosquito was flying in front of her (japanese) face, so she (japanese) said 虫 (japanese)

    • @kireidoll
      @kireidoll 4 роки тому +15

      @@martinkn.5161 (german) mosquito

    • @natsumu777
      @natsumu777 4 роки тому

      LMAO 😂

    • @saebre.
      @saebre. 3 роки тому

      @@kireidoll XD

  • @edwardfields5243
    @edwardfields5243 4 роки тому +236

    So here is a story....
    A friend of mine had to attend a funeral in Japan. Now I'm not really sure of the details of japan funeral customs but there something about a bowl of ashes and some chopsticks.
    So the attendees in the line would go to the ashes and say...いってきます(ittekimasu:≈ farewell...≈I'm leaving) I'm not sure why they use ittekimasu here ...but the friend who not only nervous. Couldn't quite understand what was going on in the line ahead of them.
    So it is finally his turn and he sees the bowl of ashes and the chopsticks and remembers everyone saying...itta something....
    He didn't want to be disrespectful so he took the chopsticks and said いっただきます!( Ittadakimasu: ≈im going to eat it) 😂😂😂
    There wasn't enough water to cleanse his mouth or his life from the embarrassment 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @baki9191
      @baki9191 4 роки тому +10

      That part of the funeral is usually reserved for immediate family. I took part in it once and wasn't expected to say anything. Yeah, your friend was pretty offensive and I think this is one of the few contexts where making a funny mistake isn't funny. He SHOULD regret this.

    • @AECH_CH
      @AECH_CH 4 роки тому +73

      @@baki9191 why...? Regretting it won't make it better and I am sure he apologized.

    • @kakasensei26
      @kakasensei26 4 роки тому +45

      time to commit sudoku

    • @edwardfields5243
      @edwardfields5243 4 роки тому +21

      @@baki9191 well luckliy the family found it funny afterwards and there was a lot of SMH. the friend's father had died and he was a very active part of my friends life. In America family both nuclear and immediate are welcome to the wake. I'm sure he didn't think much different of it. And because the father was so young there were many people who showed up. there were at least 20 people there. But trust he does regret it...he is forever embarrassed by the situation.

    • @edwardfields5243
      @edwardfields5243 4 роки тому +1

      @accountforenglish yeah i wrote it stressed to show the enthusiasm in which my friend went for the ashes.

  • @katakana-kun2122
    @katakana-kun2122 4 роки тому +96

    I remember first time I went to Japan, I kept mistaking すわる and さわる and I asked this Japanese woman on the train 触ってもいいですか?
    I have so many of those but I've honestly forgotten most of them.
    Also fun fact, I learned 慇懃無礼 literally 3 days ago. Pretty good timing lol.

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 4 роки тому

      カタカナ−君

    • @lecturer.hisashi3644
      @lecturer.hisashi3644 4 роки тому

      I often mispronounce this too
      すわる as さわる 😂

    • @gravyhippo
      @gravyhippo 4 роки тому

      Lol! Omg

    • @doug1727
      @doug1727 4 роки тому

      omg! I thought that was only me!

    • @yabbamita
      @yabbamita 4 роки тому +17

      she be like はい、どうぞ~

  • @Americal1970
    @Americal1970 4 роки тому +32

    Matt
    I just saw you and Xiaoman, I am a Vietnam Vet 70 yrs old.
    I am bummed out that I didn't " Discover Japan" before this late date, and I was even there in 1970 in a hospital I think Osaka. I don't remember much. Anyway.
    I watch Japanese movies and TV Dramas.
    DRAMACOOL. is a great one.
    I live in Los Angeles area.
    Japanese and Korean writers, actors, actress, directors are tip top.
    For years I have been watching this entertainment.
    When I was watching you and Xiaoman the second I heard you speaking Japanese.
    I almost fell out of my chair.
    I have a question...?
    Why are you not in Japan working as a ACTOR...! You would be great, I haven't watched a American movie in a long time.
    You have a gift

  • @sim0216
    @sim0216 4 роки тому +148

    I learned カンチョー from Franku 先生, he was a great teacher

    • @ansgaar
      @ansgaar 4 роки тому +6

      Its sad he quit comedy to become a mediocre singer. He looks more tired and depressed than ever honestly.

    • @primeartonline-pianocovers1535
      @primeartonline-pianocovers1535 4 роки тому +17

      @@ansgaar I think he's happier now actually, as someone whose dealt with mental health I could tell during his filthy frank days he was really in a bad place and did edgy things since he was going through hell in his head

    • @DanneoYT
      @DanneoYT 3 роки тому +6

      @@ansgaar I’d rather be a mediocre singer then doing filthy frank at 30yrs of age

    • @fushisu
      @fushisu 3 роки тому +2

      @@ansgaar I mean maybe you should look into the reason as to why he quiet and you might understrand it :)
      Also, he always did music in the background of things.
      Most of the music done revolving pink guy story was made by him.

  • @trice1857
    @trice1857 4 роки тому +17

    男しかいなかったら良いけど親とか女子いて、もしまんこのミスしたら精神的にくるわww

  • @きゅきゅきゅむ
    @きゅきゅきゅむ 4 роки тому +46

    親の目の前で再生してしまった
    泣きそう

    • @ぼたん-u3b
      @ぼたん-u3b 4 роки тому +4

      それww

    • @valkyrjabrynhildr3825
      @valkyrjabrynhildr3825 3 роки тому +2

      それきつ...

    • @kingo_friver
      @kingo_friver 3 роки тому +2

      これほどクリアな発声の「まんこ」を私はUA-camで初めて聞きました。しかも、初っぱなに出てくるから予想不能。不運だったね。

  • @DashiSmash
    @DashiSmash 4 роки тому +36

    I was chatting in english with a couple of Japanese women in a smoking lounge in a casino. They were both young and attractive and their english was decent albeit broken and they both spoke with an accent that was extremely thick and difficult to understand, especially in a crowded smoking area where there were a lot of people drinking and talking over each other. I asked them how old they were and they wouldn't tell me. I explained to them that asking someone's age is a fairly common question in Australia. So then I asked them what are some common questions that you get asked in Japan and one of the women said "people often ask 'what's my bra-size'". I was so confused when she said this, and tried to think what she meant by it. Was she being flirty? Was this just a cultural thing? Was she just making a joke? Whatever the case was I didn't want to ignore it, so then I asked her, "so what's your bra-size?" The moment I said this, both the women looked at me in confusion and said "what!?" And so I was like, "wait, what did YOU say?" and then she repeated herself slowly. It turns out that she wasn't saying "bra-size" she was saying "blood-type". Because her accent was so heavy it sounded like bra-size to me. I immediately turned red in the face and started apologising profusely. I was too embarrassed to continue the conversation and sheepishly excused myself.

    • @jonasfernades241
      @jonasfernades241 4 роки тому +7

      F

    • @kaihocompany
      @kaihocompany 4 роки тому +1

      Age is like one of the top 3 questions they ask in Japan when meeting you, I find it odd they didn't want to answer your question.

    • @k.5425
      @k.5425 4 роки тому

      @@kaihocompany yh...

  • @sillyserpantines
    @sillyserpantines 4 роки тому +12

    日常 OST is underappreciated, gotta say I love your taste lol. I know things might be slow in the near future but we're all excited for the new arc of Matt vs Japan!

  • @JuTakii
    @JuTakii 4 роки тому +7

    Happy to see an upload, such a fun one as well

  • @wyattwahlgren8883
    @wyattwahlgren8883 4 роки тому +9

    My high school French teacher has on of those stories.
    He was being hosted by a family in France, and he was talking about the food in the US, which has lots of preservatives.
    Long story short, préservatifs does not mean preservatives. It's a type of birth control that resembles a balloon.

  • @LittleMissMadeline
    @LittleMissMadeline 4 роки тому +55

    Nichijou OST
    *Nice*

    • @collinford4221
      @collinford4221 4 роки тому +2

      I've listened to this music so much during passive immersion it hurts

    • @wernerdietrich7429
      @wernerdietrich7429 3 роки тому

      I was looking for this :D

  • @eriko1229
    @eriko1229 4 роки тому +8

    Shawnネタの宝庫!笑いが止まらなかった🤣🤣🤣

    • @TairyuShakuhachi
      @TairyuShakuhachi 3 роки тому +1

      お褒めに預かりまして光栄でございまーす。

  • @Ironborn4
    @Ironborn4 4 роки тому +20

    My gf calls me the king of useless knowledge and I revel in telling her useless factoids about stuff that doesn't matter. Problem is, for the past 2 years, without fail, I always mispronounce うんちく (trivia) as うんちこ (feces). And yes, I do make this mistake in company as well such as her parents, her friends and random people we meet.

  • @snwboi4evr
    @snwboi4evr 4 роки тому +5

    Thanks for the content matt, don't let the drama slow you down. Excited for what's coming next

  • @aa6954
    @aa6954 4 роки тому +9

    あんこで何が来るか察した

  • @LetsaskShogo
    @LetsaskShogo 4 роки тому +6

    I'm Japanese, but the word マ◯◯ big on the screen was hilarious and embarrassing lol

    • @coconutpineapple2489
      @coconutpineapple2489 4 роки тому

      Japanese people don't have habit like that. It reminds me Australian half UA-camr who was wearing pink tights. But I like Matt's open minded character.

    • @TairyuShakuhachi
      @TairyuShakuhachi 3 роки тому +1

      Sometimes it be like that.

    • @shihochan
      @shihochan 10 місяців тому

      😂

  • @siegward00010
    @siegward00010 4 роки тому +2

    it's so good to see more content come from you. New website hype!

  • @distantforest2481
    @distantforest2481 4 роки тому +4

    Man I feel u. I used to read a lot of fantasy novels when I was younger, I had a lot of 4:54 moments when I realized I was talking like High elves or magicians lmao. It doesn't sound too embarrassing from the outside, but realizing you've been talking like that all this time is more embarrassing than you think!

  • @yohaneeva2289
    @yohaneeva2289 4 роки тому +3

    Nice to see a new video from you. Very interesting stories!

  • @kanjiNaem
    @kanjiNaem 4 роки тому +36

    nice video matt, glad to see you're back
    also my most embarrassing story:
    reading 生気 as 精液 out loud... -_-

    • @mariothrowsfireballsuntitl1841
      @mariothrowsfireballsuntitl1841 4 роки тому +16

      what's so special about mat's back

    • @mkstlz
      @mkstlz 4 роки тому

      @@mariothrowsfireballsuntitl1841 i personally was checking out last days if Matt uploaded a new video, so i was also glad to see Matt's new video. If it's not surprising for you, so why are you asking, I don't get it

    • @kanjiNaem
      @kanjiNaem 4 роки тому +2

      @@mariothrowsfireballsuntitl1841 there is some legal trouble going on in the backgrund (i think) so its just nice to see a new vid pop up

    • @ArgentavisMagnificens
      @ArgentavisMagnificens 4 роки тому +3

      @@mkstlz it was a joke... The guy said your instead of you're

    • @kanjiNaem
      @kanjiNaem 4 роки тому +2

      @@ArgentavisMagnificens wow didn't even notice lel

  • @CodeProvider
    @CodeProvider 4 роки тому +5

    been living in Japan for almost 3 years now. can't say I have a story like that. I definitely make mistakes but have never really felt embarrassed about it. I just learn and move on. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. unless you're offering chuhai to children, which is less of a Japanese mistake and more of... just forgetting the name of a product.

  • @MosheNS
    @MosheNS 4 роки тому +28

    It’s not Japanese mistake it’s a Hebrew one, but it’s still funny
    I asked someone in a conversation “Ata batuach” (are you sure?) but slipped up the word and asked with a completely serious face “ata tapuach” (are you an Apple)
    😂😂🤣🤣

  • @FlowUrbanFlow
    @FlowUrbanFlow 4 роки тому +2

    I'm glad you're producing content again. Hopefully things with you and Yoga got resolved in a good way for both of you to feel comfortable and move forward. All positive vibes ☮️

  • @caskieyt
    @caskieyt 3 роки тому +2

    So my story is pretty embarrassing but it wasn't so much about words, but rather about my cousin's name. I'm a quarter Japanese, and the first time I came to Japan, I was visiting my great aunt's house in Saitama, with my mom and my grandma. One of my cousins offered to buy us food, and drinks, and, of course, I got chuhai. So I was talking with my great aunt and grandma in my terrible Japanese, and trying to follow along in their conversations. My Japanese at this point was probably at just passing N5 level anyway, so I was basically just nodding along and pretending to understand.
    Anyway, something came up, and in my buzzed state, I mispronounced my cousin's name (He had gone upstairs to their side of the duplex they lived in, so it wasn't as bad as it could have been). His name is Shintaro... and I said "Chintaro". My great aunt just stared at me, but my grandma was cracking up.

  • @Bonapartinha
    @Bonapartinha 4 роки тому +6

    I miss getting notifications of ur videos Matt
    great video btw

  • @pinghao4784
    @pinghao4784 4 роки тому +4

    4:24 this is interesting. I, as a Japanese person, know the word 慇懃無礼. And if there's any Japanese person who doesn't know it, I would be surprised. But definitely the expression is not colloquial.

  • @21alot
    @21alot 4 роки тому +23

    いきなり”まんこ”で笑った

  • @Rokknis
    @Rokknis 4 роки тому +33

    broke: calling vegetables 野菜
    woke: calling vegetables 蔬菜
    bespoke: mispronouncing vegetables as やばい

    • @edwardfields5243
      @edwardfields5243 4 роки тому +1

      all children are bespoke

    • @megazoned3973
      @megazoned3973 3 роки тому

      Calling veggies “Yasui”…. And vice versa…. The worst.

  • @tcsocal5554
    @tcsocal5554 4 роки тому

    It’s really great to see you back Matt. One of the things I’ve always respected about you is how open you are about sharing some of your own cringy moments during the learning process. You don’t let your ego get in the way of sharing stuff. It makes you more relatable and sincere. Like in this video when you talked about posting stuff on the net for Japanese speakers to correct you (8:20) but really you were just looking for them to tell you how amazing you were. XD You make the learning process a lot more fun. I’m really looking forward to the new site. Thanks for sharing your talents with the world.

  • @SunDr4g0n21
    @SunDr4g0n21 4 роки тому +10

    I'm lucky for not having those kind of problems with english
    I hope i won't with japanese aswell lmao
    Great video and keep it up

  • @nuavanoah6671
    @nuavanoah6671 4 роки тому +3

    When I'm talking about the stock market with someone, I always make the mistake of saying 黴 (mold) instead of 株 (stock).
    So when I'm trying to say "I'm holding this company's stock," it comes out as "I'm holding this company's mold."
    Never fails to get a really confused look from the other person and a good laugh from me. lol
    Thanks for the vids Matt!

  • @cloufish7790
    @cloufish7790 4 роки тому +6

    11:12 Actually, as a non-English speaker I can say that saying the word 'sheet' in English is very problematic. Because if you speak "e" too short it sounds like "shit". The same comes with "beach" and "bitch!" xD
    "Wait, let me get my shit done so I'll be warmer to sleep". For more comedy, I'll recommend you to watch "Italian man who went to Malta" on youtube xD

    • @jimmyjosseron1945
      @jimmyjosseron1945 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao it happened to me, I first asked « can I have a piece of sheet? »
      The teacher didn’t understand because of the noise outside so she said « what? »
      And I reply « Piece of shit »

  • @hunterx8127
    @hunterx8127 4 роки тому +3

    I mistakenly said お腹がおっぱい instead of お腹がいっぱい😬

  • @jessswann5879
    @jessswann5879 Рік тому

    What is that movie at 10:40? I kinda want to watch it to see what it's all about :D

    • @gon7839
      @gon7839 Рік тому

      今日から俺は!!

  • @のんたん-h5z
    @のんたん-h5z 4 роки тому +6

    初っ端下ネタで草

  • @TheEnixSquared
    @TheEnixSquared 4 роки тому +8

    11:35 hold up I thought 暖房 was heater 😅

    • @mattvsjapan
      @mattvsjapan  4 роки тому +8

      Good catch! Just added an explanation to the pinned comment.

  • @matt-ij1rm
    @matt-ij1rm 3 роки тому +1

    I’m Japanese. Through watching your video ,I’m learning English. I’m interested in your video. Thanks!

  • @wardrobedweller9894
    @wardrobedweller9894 4 роки тому +1

    I can relate to the Light Novel writing thing lol. Even though my Japanese is still very beginner level, I have a problem where I'll sometimes say things in an unnecessarily poetic manner because when I can't remember how to say something properly, I just go with the good ol' "say things slowly without all the words and correct verb conjugations and expect it to make sense"... except I read a lot of 俳句, so I end up speaking in a metaphorical manner a lot lol.

  • @spacevspitch4028
    @spacevspitch4028 4 роки тому +1

    YES! Missed you man!

  • @stevenzhdanov4586
    @stevenzhdanov4586 3 роки тому +1

    I'll give a good one.
    I was like a year into studying Japanese in Japan (language school). I was super tired and just wanted to eat something that wasn't Japanese. Lo and behold, a new Mexican restaurant opened up near my apartment. I went in and started chatting with the guy, so far so good, no real bad boo boos. Food comes by, I take a few bites, and the owner looks at me and goes 「どう?」and I immediately reply with a thumbs up 「めっちゃ嫌い!」instead of 「めっちゃ美味しい」....the look of horror on his face will never leave my brain. I immediately realized what I said and corrected myself and we laughed buutttt.....never fucking went back ever again.

  • @mu1757
    @mu1757 3 роки тому +7

    カンチョーだけでなく浣腸も知ってるってすご😂

  • @gyattrizzV
    @gyattrizzV 2 роки тому

    such fitting choice of music

  • @Anadz94
    @Anadz94 4 роки тому +4

    It's quite funny that you are embarrassed of *not* making mistakes in the past XD. What can I say, Japanese is むらさき

  • @elingranath
    @elingranath 4 роки тому +1

    Isn't this the guy who met his wife through asking "Pantsu nani iro"? I remember seeing him do an interview with Sora the Troll but now I can't find the video, maybe it's taken down

  • @vali69
    @vali69 3 роки тому

    Idk how to feel about already knowing the word manko as a beginner. Like. I didn't hear it anywhere I just came up with a random word when trying to come up with a fictional company name for an assignment by abbreviating 2 English words. I went like "huh, why do I have a feeling this exists in Japanese". So I search for it on a dictionary website and got... Yeah...

  • @BlobdudeProductions
    @BlobdudeProductions 4 роки тому +2

    Hey, you may very well know better than me, but did you mean to write (indoor heater) for 段ボール? Is it not cardboard, as in - in that example - saying (indoor) heating vs cardboard?
    In any case, really interesting video, I always enjoy watching your videos.

    • @mattvsjapan
      @mattvsjapan  4 роки тому +5

      Good catch! Just added an explanation to the pinned comment.

  • @Wilpsn
    @Wilpsn 4 роки тому +2

    Thumbs up for "今日から俺は", love that shit

  • @vanessameow1902
    @vanessameow1902 4 роки тому +20

    Well atleast Now your Nihongo is Jawzu

    • @Mindwipe96
      @Mindwipe96 4 роки тому

      I think you mean 上手 (Jouzu)

    • @vanessameow1902
      @vanessameow1902 4 роки тому +2

      @@Mindwipe96 I was being sarcastic...

    • @Mindwipe96
      @Mindwipe96 4 роки тому

      @@vanessameow1902 Oh sorry, my bad.

    • @vanessameow1902
      @vanessameow1902 4 роки тому

      @@Mindwipe96 No worries ●^_^●

  • @adamkinnischtzke8210
    @adamkinnischtzke8210 4 роки тому +1

    Love the background music!

  • @sleepshoo7410
    @sleepshoo7410 4 роки тому +3

    Haha yeah when I heard kancho I immediately thought of nagi no asukara

  • @tf4386
    @tf4386 3 роки тому

    thank you for coming, plz shit down!

  • @doug1727
    @doug1727 4 роки тому +1

    When I just started learning Japanese, I wanted to say to my friend 「優しいね」(kind) but I said 「野菜ね」(vegetable) instead. I thought it was funny so I kept using 「野菜」for kind and 「肉」for rude for a while.
    Also, I love the desert お汁粉 but I can never pronounce it correctly,. It either becomes 「お尻こ」(ass) or 「後ろ子」(the kid behind)。When I said 後ろ子 my friend actually turned around confused looking for a kid behind her.

  • @pomelo9262
    @pomelo9262 4 роки тому +1

    Whoa, I thought inginburei was a normal word but i guess not. Some japanese exchange students taught me the word some years ago

  • @shunsuke8321
    @shunsuke8321 3 роки тому

    チューハイの件はマジでおもろい
    校長に電話した親御さんの気持ちもわかるし興奮してその話親にした子供の気持ちも分かるしチューハイとハイチュー間違えた先生の気持ちもわかる

  • @tomato8114
    @tomato8114 8 місяців тому

    Could you add English subtitles to your video?
    I ‘d like to learn more English in your channel.

  • @salmawassim9047
    @salmawassim9047 4 роки тому +2

    At my first day learning Japanese (the old way before MIA) , I introduced myself as サルマさんです to my Japanese 先生 '_'

    • @mohzzz000
      @mohzzz000 3 роки тому

      サルマさんはアラビア人ですか?

  • @satsueistuff
    @satsueistuff 4 роки тому +5

    Clearly these mistakes could have been avoided if these people had been listening to FilthyFrank Sensei! I miss my sensei...

  • @muhammadumaribrahim4703
    @muhammadumaribrahim4703 4 роки тому

    It's great to hear some nichijou bgm in such a long time

  • @reversehorse
    @reversehorse 2 роки тому

    I made the fatal error of trying to preface a written message by apologizing for my "bad Japanese", which I translated as "悪い日本人". Needless to say, I didn't get a reply.

  • @latinavenger7472
    @latinavenger7472 4 роки тому

    Really great stories and don't be worried, your lightning at your bed eliminates this little shadow on your eye lids by far ;)

  • @theswedishpolyglot
    @theswedishpolyglot 4 роки тому +1

    Hey Matt, what camera are you using? :)

    • @mattvsjapan
      @mattvsjapan  4 роки тому +1

      Canon M50

    • @theswedishpolyglot
      @theswedishpolyglot 4 роки тому

      Matt vs. Japan I just bought one 2-3 days ago but I’ve not decided if I’ll keep it. Thanks for validating my purchase lol. Are you generally satisfied or would you make another choice today?

    • @mattvsjapan
      @mattvsjapan  4 роки тому

      @@theswedishpolyglot It's my first real camera so I don't really have anything to compare it to. It has served me well so far though! Using it got a lot easier when I got a low aperture, wide angle lens. The kit lens made it really had to get enough light

    • @theswedishpolyglot
      @theswedishpolyglot 4 роки тому

      @@mattvsjapan I see, cool. Would you recommend your lense? If so which is it? Thanks!

  • @CodeProvider
    @CodeProvider 4 роки тому

    ey matt what light novels do ya recommend?

  • @dLzzzgaming
    @dLzzzgaming 4 роки тому

    Great video, the nichijou music really brought it home for me!

  • @saulgoodman4451
    @saulgoodman4451 3 роки тому

    Not very juicy but one time I called my Japanese friend 'kowai" instead of "kawaii" and I didn't understand until she explained it to me and then we laughed about it

  • @gon7839
    @gon7839 Рік тому

    8:03
    cringyって言ってるけど、日本人より文書上手い笑

  • @MidosujiSen
    @MidosujiSen 4 роки тому +1

    Welcome back brethren

  • @isukonpie
    @isukonpie 4 роки тому

    So one time when I was in Japan around the time I was about to leave, my friend and his mom wanted to take me out and go explore tokyo kinda. Eventually, we all wanted to take a picture together so being that at that time my Japanese was pretty bad and I didn't really have any confidence in speaking my friend made me go ask someone to take it for us. He said it was chill and that they would have my back if I messed it up too badly. So me being me, I tried to find just the right person to ask but there weren't many people where we were. So I just decided to take my chances and ask some security guard walking near by. So I went up to him and pretty much went like あの、すみません。写真取っていいですか?(Can I take a picture of you) The guy looked super confused and just said nah and I tried to look to my friend and his mom for help so that they could clear it up but they really just decided to look away and abandon me at that exact moment...
    At least now I'll never forget how to say it correctly lmaooooo

    • @trotsky7133
      @trotsky7133 4 роки тому +1

      What is the right way to say it?

    • @isukonpie
      @isukonpie 4 роки тому

      @@trotsky7133 you just add もらう so it would be 写真撮ってもらっていいですか

  • @PedalandTrek
    @PedalandTrek 4 роки тому +1

    Matt. I am curious. Why don't you live in Japan?

    • @IronCoffin23
      @IronCoffin23 4 роки тому

      I don't want to speak for Matt here, but I think in some of his older videos he's talked about how he realized he didn't like living in Japan when he was there previously, and that he really just likes the Japanese language but not actually the prospect of living/working in Japan. Maybe I misremembering, but I think he said something along those lines.

    • @mattvsjapan
      @mattvsjapan  4 роки тому +1

      I was born and raised in the US. So, unless I go through the giant hassle of immigrating to another country, by default I continue to live in the US. I guess I never wanted to live in Japan badly enough to go through that hassle.

  • @marcremigoso3440
    @marcremigoso3440 4 роки тому

    (prank/experiment) It would be funny to see matt talking to random japanese people using words that aren't usually used , basically sounding like a smart person in a weird way? idk

  • @ZacharyATaylor
    @ZacharyATaylor 4 роки тому +4

    Ah yeah I make mistakes like that regularly lol
    Well, maybe not as bad as the anko one

  • @れいりー-c5s
    @れいりー-c5s 3 роки тому

    初手笑わせに来るのはずるいンゴww

  • @無名さんです
    @無名さんです 3 роки тому

    超笑った(笑)
    漢方とカンチョーwww

  • @Powerphail
    @Powerphail 4 роки тому

    Shaun's a cool guy and a kick ass shakuhachi player

  • @sarraceniafell
    @sarraceniafell 4 роки тому

    What is the show at 10:35?

  • @narsplace
    @narsplace 3 роки тому

    I got mix up between 好きです and 嫌い。

  • @Turbogranny93
    @Turbogranny93 4 роки тому

    Should I be aiming to listening to stuff I understand less of? I have a handful of content I listen to regularly that I'm getting better and better at understanding, but every once in a while I'll switch to something I haven't been immersing with and notice I don't understand as much. Perhaps because I'm not accustomed to the characters and their speaking manarisms. Should I be constantly shocking my brain with new content as opposed to getting used to the same content more and more?

  • @caparazo3488
    @caparazo3488 4 роки тому +1

    Is ミス the same as 間違い ?

    • @mattvsjapan
      @mattvsjapan  4 роки тому

      No, the nuance and usage is different.

  • @0nearmedbandit
    @0nearmedbandit 3 роки тому

    mine aren't juicy, they're just me misremembering my vocabulary all the damn time.
    last night for example I said:常識 instead of 正直  
    (じょうしき)jyoushiki- ”common sense”, rather than(しょうじき)shoujiki,  "to be frank/straightforward/honest... ○○"

  • @osarusun
    @osarusun 3 роки тому

    艦長も館長も干潮もみんなカンチョー🤣

  • @kurukuru-c6s
    @kurukuru-c6s 3 роки тому

    あんこってきてうんこだろうなと思ったら斜め上だった

  • @5IRAHHHP
    @5IRAHHHP 4 роки тому +1

    need anime @ 2:48 for science reasons

    • @Rokknis
      @Rokknis 4 роки тому

      The anime is Chio-chan no Tsuugakuro, and the character is Yuki Hosokawa! Hope that helps

  • @あゆゆ-x3h
    @あゆゆ-x3h 3 роки тому

    小学校の時、給食できんぴらごぼうが出た時に、先生が間違えて、「ちーんぴらっちーんぴらっ」って言ってたよ。こいつまじきんぴらかと思ったよね

  • @もく-u3z
    @もく-u3z 4 роки тому +1

    I am Japanese but I cannot write 慇懃無礼 in Kanji...👀

    • @nocturnallight2640
      @nocturnallight2640 4 роки тому +1

      You probably know the reading for it though, and what it means. As far as I'm concerned, that's good enough lol

  • @unfad1ng
    @unfad1ng 4 роки тому +1

    i said that my brother was a juvenile delinquent intsead of he moved to another city.俺の弟が非行した、 instead if 俺の弟が引っ越した

  • @shugyosha7924
    @shugyosha7924 3 роки тому

    oh man that anko story...

  • @Bonapartinha
    @Bonapartinha 4 роки тому +10

    Oishii manko

  • @heathersaxton8118
    @heathersaxton8118 3 роки тому

    The novel like diary entries were the most hilarious tho 😂
    Just maybe a little hard to see the comedy of you don’t speak Japanese I guess

  • @Andersson33
    @Andersson33 3 роки тому

    いきなりそんな言葉で始めるん?びっくりするわ。笑
    私はスパニッシュの前で「ちょうちょ」と言って焦って止められたよ(笑)
    みんな間違えるし、大丈夫やでや。笑

  • @giornogiovanna3139
    @giornogiovanna3139 3 роки тому

    manko is very nice.

  • @はろうむ
    @はろうむ 4 роки тому

    慇懃無礼は草w

  • @o_felipe_reis
    @o_felipe_reis 4 роки тому

    Hi there! That’s interesting. I cannot imagine learning a foreign language without reading A LOT. I know people have their l own methods but imo it’s not possible. Great conversation!

  • @hajiomary4941
    @hajiomary4941 4 роки тому +3

    やらしくお願いします!なにをする?(おなにする?)

  • @coconutpineapple2489
    @coconutpineapple2489 3 роки тому

    Sorry to be picky. But I suggest it 俺たちのやらかした日本語の間違い.

  • @autentyk5735
    @autentyk5735 3 роки тому

    Matt only has stories of being too good, and I don't doubt that's the actual case.

  • @CinemaTechtify
    @CinemaTechtify 4 роки тому

    Nice nichijou music

  • @HARU-dm2cj
    @HARU-dm2cj 4 роки тому +1

    あんことま〇こはやばすぎる🤣
    因みに私の友達で幼い頃浣腸されて病院に連れて行かれた子がいました
    危険なので!!!浣腸は!!!ほんとに😭

  • @Americal1970
    @Americal1970 4 роки тому

    I know what I am talking about