The Most Unintentionally Funny RPG Ever Created

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  • @MitchManix
    @MitchManix  4 дні тому +36

    Check out the matchless kungfu here: click.fan/MatchlessKungfu_MitchManix, don't miss the discount with 25% off during Dec 19th- Jan 2nd (PT)

    • @I.Am.Nobody
      @I.Am.Nobody 4 дні тому

      I'm always here
      I once want to be there
      I went there
      But upon arrival
      I was still here
      I'm always here..

    • @AsaelTheBeast
      @AsaelTheBeast 4 дні тому

      You know, I actually already Play matchless Kung Fu. The translation can be kinda jank, but it's pretty cool over all.
      And the recent changes means that an old master can defeat a young prodigy, if built right (where as previously, having the right bloodline made you almost untouchable.)
      Mind you, Karma's still make a pretty big difference.
      My only real complaint is that, once you get to a certain level of power, it's hard to find peers to test yourself against who won't just Axe you if you lose a spar. THe master of the Sword school in particular is rather merciless.
      Here is hoping they work Gu into something worth using, as well as the poison based martial art. (not that poison isn't useful- as a status effect tied to a weapon- but the Martial art dedicated to it is *terrible*.)

    • @splitman1129
      @splitman1129 3 дні тому +1

      If it's so great then why haven't you made content about it?

    • @ThxCoreHunter
      @ThxCoreHunter 3 дні тому

      ​@@AsaelTheBeastain't gonna lie My character is so OP that I trivialized the game to it's ending

    • @Brit-One
      @Brit-One 3 дні тому

      Hold on you said 11 years yes it came out on steam 11 years a go but it came out on CD in 2010 that's 15 years ish.

  • @lltoon
    @lltoon 3 дні тому +827

    The main character literally looks like that guy who failed the Warden joining ritual in DA:O.

    • @Prince_Smugarina
      @Prince_Smugarina 3 дні тому +71

      I think I know why he failed now

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 3 дні тому +62

      Lol I love the idea he made a game all about himself and imagined what it would be like if he successfully became a Grey Warden.

    • @SolThax
      @SolThax 3 дні тому +11

      After I reading this I can't unsee it anymore. :D

    • @HazmanFTW
      @HazmanFTW 3 дні тому +3

      Oh he does! Hahah

    • @facetankhank
      @facetankhank 3 дні тому +14

      Ser Jory! Yes I see it

  • @shawnconway6009
    @shawnconway6009 3 дні тому +309

    What baffles me about this game is that the romance goes full steam ahead when your characters believe they are related, and then when they're told 'no you're not actually related' it's treated as an afterthought. Like, the core of the romance is that these two characters want to have sex as siblings, no matter what anyone says, and then it's like 'oh wait no they're not actually related.' But they THOUGHT THEY WERE. FOR YEARS. Absolutely baffling.

    • @declancampbell1277
      @declancampbell1277 2 дні тому +29

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 дні тому +50

      the only way they could have made this better (worse, but funnier) would have been if them NOT being actually related was a deal-breaker. If they're gonna go all in, might as well go with inverting the trope where suddenly screwing one's sibling is ok because surprise someone's adopted! and take refuge in audacity

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 2 дні тому +4

      I can't stop laughing at how silly this all is.

    • @charlesmurphy7936
      @charlesmurphy7936 2 дні тому +7

      Say you're my sister, say you're my sister!" Joe Dirt

    • @rustybrooks8916
      @rustybrooks8916 2 дні тому +11

      The author of this story is seemingly revealing something about themselves in this.

  • @Xalantor
    @Xalantor 2 дні тому +149

    "There is a difference between kneeling and bending over." is a hard line, not gonna lie.

    • @Voromire1
      @Voromire1 День тому +1

      I am glad I wasn't the only one that thought that!

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory День тому +1

      Isn't that from the song "It's okay to be gay"?

    • @bobhill-ol7wp
      @bobhill-ol7wp 5 годин тому

      Not really, unless you have brainrot lmao.

  • @noanswer1864
    @noanswer1864 4 дні тому +642

    Wanting to protect your sister from marrying a creepy dude with an even creepier mom is a noble motive. It's a shame that it was his secondary motivating factor, with the primary being in his pants.

    • @TheCrimsonRevenger
      @TheCrimsonRevenger 4 дні тому +61

      lmao for what's worth she's adopted. Pretty much the backbone of the hub's plot-related content.

    • @Kris-wo4pj
      @Kris-wo4pj 3 дні тому +25

      @@TheCrimsonRevenger they still grew up together

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 3 дні тому +61

      ​@@TheCrimsonRevenger
      Honestly it would've been more honest and on-brand if they just went full edge and left is as a "going full Targaryen" thing. It would narratively fit the game.
      The intro cinematic starts with pregnant women and babies being sacrificed in a demonic ritual, there's a brothel operated by a necromancer (yes, that implication is exactly what you think), the first boss of the game is a cannibal madman using blood magic derived from corpses he devours in front of Cairon and Calandra etc. etc.
      So I don't get why they even bothered to go with the "not actually blood-related"-cop out. 🤣

    • @midnightfenrir
      @midnightfenrir 3 дні тому +14

      ​@@RuSosanplausible denibility

    • @ayylmao4353
      @ayylmao4353 3 дні тому +6

      Wow they're not even blood related who cares lmao YAWN

  • @IndieGameClinic
    @IndieGameClinic 2 дні тому +27

    I cannot get over how characters wearing million dollar armor and robes are having an engagement party in a burlap yurt.

  • @evann5
    @evann5 3 дні тому +105

    That Falk guy trying to NTR cairon is voiced by Andrew Wincott, also known as the voice for Raphael in Baldur's Gate 3. How did this game get so many great actors?

    • @cottonsheep507
      @cottonsheep507 День тому +15

      I knew his voice sounded familiar!! Also Calandra is voiced by Alix Wilton Regan (Fem Brit Inquisitor's voice from DA Inquisition)

    • @Zezlemet
      @Zezlemet День тому +11

      Cause even good voice actors need to pay the rent

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 20 годин тому +5

      I think it's similar to how Highlander 2 had Sean Connery in it. Sometimes, you need money more than you need to have any respect for the script you're reading.

  • @Hoopaugi
    @Hoopaugi 4 дні тому +495

    Gotta say, never heard of a game that has incest as a central plot point before.

    • @kekvit_irae
      @kekvit_irae 4 дні тому +140

      Crusader Kings has entered the chat.

    • @Hauklingur
      @Hauklingur 4 дні тому +16

      sure you haven't

    • @antandy1199
      @antandy1199 4 дні тому +18

      @@Hauklingur Not one that isn't an out-and-out nukige anyway.

    • @Elementroar
      @Elementroar 4 дні тому +62

      @@HauklingurI love how you commented that like it’s a gotcha but it’s legit rare to come up with RPGs with actual incest as a plot point; so honestly you just exposed yourself more than anything.
      Like at best, it’s all German games like Ring: Legend of the Nibelungen which is based on the Wagner opera and the legend the opera is based on that involves a pair of siblings having a son to avenge their clan.

    • @Snyperwolf91
      @Snyperwolf91 4 дні тому +22

      A huge quantity of RPG-maker H-games has entered the chat .

  • @redacted8008
    @redacted8008 День тому +16

    I have never been so invested and engrossed by a story. Your narration throughout this janky as hell game is captivating.

  • @AlyxMSC
    @AlyxMSC 3 дні тому +251

    Oh my god, Calandra's voice actor is Alix. (Quite a few characters in Dragon Age Origins, default female Inquisitor voice in Inquisition, Traynor is Mass Effect 3)
    I'm sorry for her

    • @magencarta
      @magencarta 3 дні тому +22

      I’ve been scouring the comments hoping some one else would mention it.

    • @thesimskitten
      @thesimskitten 3 дні тому +9

      I've been playing veilguard and had seen Inky recently, so it was jarring to hear her.

    • @anasilina
      @anasilina 3 дні тому +43

      And Falk's voice actor is Andrew Wincott, who voiced Raphael in BG3!

    • @jbear3478
      @jbear3478 3 дні тому +5

      Llevelan! No!

    • @nullpexception
      @nullpexception 3 дні тому +20

      Hey, a paycheck is a paycheck

  • @zombioncrack
    @zombioncrack 4 дні тому +349

    they really went and made a "what are you doing step bro" game. And this was from 2012, truly a game ahead of its time.

    • @tatfly5779
      @tatfly5779 3 дні тому +54

      story still better than veilguard somehow....

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 3 дні тому +45

      @@tatfly5779 Because as low-budget and incompetent as this game is, the writers and developers were indeed trying to make a gritty dark fantasy. They weren't a bunch of politburo propagandists.

    • @koshetz
      @koshetz 3 дні тому +6

      ​@@KopperNeoman isn't Veilguard is less political than any Dragon Age released before?

    • @melanp4698
      @melanp4698 3 дні тому +35

      @@koshetz Veilguard is real life political, not ingame, which is kinda the main point.

    • @allhopeabandon7831
      @allhopeabandon7831 3 дні тому

      @@koshetz Veilguard is 2020s American leftist politics, pushed into a game where we would all love nothing more than to get away from 2020s American leftist BS. Make Dragon Age Great Again!!!

  • @Slagdar
    @Slagdar 2 дні тому +46

    wait a minute...killing others to increase ones power until the last one is left as the most powerful one?...being drawn to others with same power. by the quickening! THIS IS HIGHLANDER!

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz 3 дні тому +249

    Text box: "Sacrifice yourself, I love you!"
    Audio: "I only wanted your power, stupid woman!"
    A truly Bethesda level dialogue mismatch. XD

    • @aaronbyers2458
      @aaronbyers2458 3 дні тому +46

      "Sacrifice yourself! I don't love you!" is what the option actually said, so not as egregious.

    • @Gorbz
      @Gorbz 3 дні тому +7

      @aaronbyers2458 my eyes must not have registered it haha!

    • @joecoaxum3851
      @joecoaxum3851 2 дні тому +1

      Nah it does say I dont love you.

    • @RuneKatashima
      @RuneKatashima 15 годин тому +2

      And this is a perfect example of why upvotes don't matter.

    • @bobhill-ol7wp
      @bobhill-ol7wp 5 годин тому

      @@RuneKatashima This is not reddit

  • @ArcaneEther
    @ArcaneEther 3 дні тому +35

    That line "Why would you expect to not be a virgin after a boss battl... oh, wait. Cairon's here." had me rolling. 🤣

  • @DrPluton
    @DrPluton 3 дні тому +87

    The Monty Python guardsmen bits cracked me up.

  • @marcomongke3116
    @marcomongke3116 3 дні тому +180

    I love this era of unfiltered and raw games.

    • @Deusaga
      @Deusaga 3 дні тому +21

      Yeah, 2000's and early 2010's.
      Two worlds was so clunky and bad, but also.. good. Bad good. haha. Not really now though, can't go back to play it hah.

    • @marcomongke3116
      @marcomongke3116 3 дні тому +23

      @Deusaga i would. I can spend the rest of my life replaying those old and flawed yet fun games. If any AAA developers want my money, they gotta earn it.

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 3 дні тому +7

      ​@@marcomongke3116Well said!

    • @Valkbg
      @Valkbg 2 дні тому +4

      @@Deusaga I recently played Two Worlds and honestly its not as bad as people say.

    • @RayoSombrio78
      @RayoSombrio78 2 дні тому +5

      @@marcomongke3116 I feel the same. Modern games are so lame, they are afraid to offend everyone. These old games before 2015 were brave and creative. And they gave better fan service.

  • @canariawing
    @canariawing 6 годин тому +5

    'you and calandra are not siblings' 'you came into the world as part of a ritual in which azaril summoned a powerful demon' so... they were born from the same ritual... started by the same person... which would make them siblings still.... okay

  • @Axvil
    @Axvil 4 дні тому +122

    This absolute gem is now available for the low-low price of 3 dollars and 44 cents on Steam!

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 3 дні тому +15

      Worth it way better than veil guard

    • @Valkbg
      @Valkbg 2 дні тому +3

      Around same price on GOG as well. ANd interestingly enough its on their preservation list.

    • @DarkWarden041
      @DarkWarden041 2 дні тому +1

      What is this game anyways? I keep seeing it all over the place, but I've never heard anyone call it by name.

  • @ShAd0w0100
    @ShAd0w0100 4 дні тому +93

    41:05 The, "Silence! I keel you!" absolutely GOT me! 💀💀💀

    • @ZayabelDraga13
      @ZayabelDraga13 4 дні тому +8

      i swear I heard that before, it sounds like Jeff Dunham's Achmed character hahaha

    • @amshermansen
      @amshermansen 4 дні тому +9

      That is literally what it is. Edited in.

    • @Gorbz
      @Gorbz 3 дні тому +1

      A certain pony-loving "lego terminator" springs to mind...

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 3 дні тому +3

      Not gonnah lie. That edit was smooth af.

    • @skyhawkslcb18
      @skyhawkslcb18 День тому

      yeah that took me out

  • @snowrinaride4287
    @snowrinaride4287 3 дні тому +31

    *Calandra’s voice is the same as the British Inquisitor in the third Dragon Age and it makes me cackle*

  • @rdreyar
    @rdreyar 4 дні тому +124

    I really like these longer ones where you recap the whole game

    • @redraijin8696
      @redraijin8696 3 дні тому +11

      Same because I am totally never going to play these old games.

    • @vivekkparashar
      @vivekkparashar День тому

      ​@@redraijin8696
      Still better than veilguard, problem is running it in windows 11

  • @QQnowQQlater
    @QQnowQQlater 5 годин тому +3

    "Wait so we're not brother and sister?"
    No, son...
    "So... we made-out together thinking we were for nothing then..."
    I don't even........

  • @Elementroar
    @Elementroar 4 дні тому +99

    I hate that the shading on Cairon’s pants makes it look like he’s wearing assless chaps

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 4 дні тому +30

      Usually we need to install mods for that.

    • @maximilianpitscheider5034
      @maximilianpitscheider5034 4 дні тому +5

      That's exactly what I was thinking....for a split second...does he?....no he doesn't... does he? Lol
      Well would fit the general setting

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 3 дні тому

      He is, he just Hides it well.

    • @swagromancer
      @swagromancer 3 дні тому

      Aren't literally all chaps assless?

    • @olliehughes6774
      @olliehughes6774 2 дні тому

      All chaps are assless, that's what makes them chaps instead of pants.

  • @SomeGuyFromAustria
    @SomeGuyFromAustria 3 дні тому +26

    You know the pre-rendered cutscenes look pretty good for a game that came out in 2007-2008.
    Wait? 2013? I take it back...

  • @Parnyr
    @Parnyr 3 дні тому +33

    Just in case someone else wants to know it: The voice of margrave Sumudan is Peter Marinker :)
    And the game is settled in the universe of the (in germany) pretty famous P&P universe of the "The dark eye". It's like the german D&D (and started with exactly that purpose).

    • @Morboeatspeople
      @Morboeatspeople 3 дні тому +4

      Yeah, I feel like if you've ever played a video game or watched an anime, chances are you've heard Peter Marinker's voice. Though he sounds a LOT like Patrick Stewart, here lol

    • @D--FENS
      @D--FENS 2 дні тому +2

      He's the narrator from The Witcher 1.

    • @johnsanko4136
      @johnsanko4136 2 дні тому +1

      Marinker has a huge list of credits as a voice actor, but most notably he was Kingseeker Frampt in Dark Souls, plus several roles across the Witcher series including Narration and Zoltan in W1 and Thaler in W3,

    • @Arenumberg
      @Arenumberg День тому

      I had an immediate throwback to Anno 1404 as that's where I've heard that voice in that tone so many times.

    • @ferd617
      @ferd617 День тому +1

      @@Morboeatspeople He sounds like the love child of Patrick Stewart and Tom Baker, here.

  • @allengilbert7463
    @allengilbert7463 День тому +5

    That's BG3's Raphael voicing Falk. You know what, when you got a good villain voice, you put it to work.

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 4 дні тому +61

    The funny thing is the voice cast for this ridiculous game is...actually decent. The player character is Luke Roberts ffs.

  • @XxChymera
    @XxChymera 2 дні тому +20

    Some of the character models and city buildings were ripped straight out of the Witcher 1, this is wild

  • @sethstewart5222
    @sethstewart5222 11 годин тому +1

    This commentary is like listening to a David Attenborough doco but the actual dialogue is wild and is causing some kind of internal dissonance 😂😂😂😂 I love it.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 4 дні тому +80

    Oh boy, the game is rough and janky.
    But not in a mechanically broken way. Oh no. The cinematography and acting is hilarious.
    I wouldn't even say Dragon Age from Wish. More like "Dragon Age from Wish by people who just played through Two Worlds and watched Highlander"

    • @nicolasferreiro4492
      @nicolasferreiro4492 3 дні тому +3

      Hey, don't bash Highlander!!!! (There's only one).

    • @Shadeius
      @Shadeius 3 дні тому

      @@nicolasferreiro4492 Indeed, there's only Highlander: The Source.

    • @declancampbell1277
      @declancampbell1277 2 дні тому +4

      two worlds, now theres a game i havent heard of in a long time. I actually enjoyed the gameplay from that game, but the dialogue and VA was beyond fucky lol.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 дні тому +2

      Dragon Age by the Zelda CDI devs

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 дні тому

      @@declancampbell1277 Did you ever look at the any% speedrun of Two Worlds? You really need to go see that if you haven't, because how they beat the game is hilarious.

  • @EinherjarV
    @EinherjarV 4 дні тому +26

    I found your channel recently from your Anachronox video. You are hilarious ser. Maybe it's b/c my mom is Scottish and grew up on stuff like "Are you being served" but I never tire of the dry wit humour style.
    Keep up a good work and happy holidays.

  • @TrejoDuneSea
    @TrejoDuneSea 4 дні тому +68

    Cairon getting angry and nearly coming to blows over his sister's planned wedding was when I finally called it quits. I do agree that it was hilarious.

  • @Fang.1
    @Fang.1 3 дні тому +7

    Okay this video is brilliant. The editing and such and limited downtime makes it very compelling to keep watching and listening.

  • @AntiCheatBot
    @AntiCheatBot 3 дні тому +19

    The voice acting is so good though!!

  • @rorkstan9735
    @rorkstan9735 2 дні тому +7

    Fun fact. Calandra is voiced by the actress who voices Samantha Traynor in Mass Effect 3. Crazy this came out a year after that game.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel День тому +1

      This is why even voice actors should consider hiring a professional agent.

    • @lewstherintelamon1377
      @lewstherintelamon1377 День тому +1

      Paying work is paying work. . .

  • @narsilreforged
    @narsilreforged 4 дні тому +610

    Dragon age from wish? No, no, we already had that.

  • @Mister-Sinner0
    @Mister-Sinner0 День тому +7

    Chairon - "Incest is wincest"

  • @LordEha
    @LordEha 3 дні тому +8

    The Arnold Schwarzenegger aaarrrrrrrrgh when he dies is making me rofl

  • @CyberZombie
    @CyberZombie 4 дні тому +12

    Andrew Wincott voicing Falk makes it a win LOL

  • @PossessaDessa
    @PossessaDessa 4 дні тому +44

    The reverend is Kingseeker Frampt from Dark Souls and that stoney dude in Dark Souls 2

    • @Syt1976
      @Syt1976 2 дні тому +2

      Also Tzar Borimir in Victor Vran, a game that also had Doug Cockle (aka Gerald of Rivia) as main character and Andrew Wincott (Raphael in BG3) as taunting voice in your head

    • @Tjobbert
      @Tjobbert День тому +2

      Also he is the announcer in Anno 1404

  • @RuSosan
    @RuSosan 3 дні тому +56

    I unironically love this game, and think the incest thing should've just been actual, full-on "doing the Targaryen."
    The game is so damn edgy anyway that the incest cop-out seems actually lame tone-wise.
    There's already pregnant women and babies sacrificed to a demon in the damn _intro cinematic,_ a necromancer running a brothel with questionably _"living"_ women, the first boss of the game is an insane cannibal who uses blood magic he derives from gorging on flesh from humanoid corpses... _Uh, yeah._
    The edge is the damn point of the narrative, and they decided to just randomly dull it at one specific point, for no valid reason. 🤣

    • @Handlelesswithme
      @Handlelesswithme 3 дні тому +8

      @@RuSosan they should’ve just made it your childhood friend instead if they were copping out

    • @theEisbergmann
      @theEisbergmann 3 дні тому +4

      There is more magic in the prologue than there is in half of the actual tabletop rpg ...
      its weird... it has all the names and the setting but it feels like a stitched up corpse of the Dark Eye, rly.

    • @MortSalazar
      @MortSalazar 3 дні тому

      -Aaand they threw another baby into the soup. And that guy raises corpses for his brothel!
      -Hey but what if we made the love interest a sibling?
      -Ew. What's wrong with you...

    • @ZPu95
      @ZPu95 3 дні тому +2

      Could be rules against the ESRB back in the day. Its a subject that people are afraid to go full-on in, and the only game I know of it doing it was Twelve Minutes.

  • @elyssa.c90
    @elyssa.c90 3 дні тому +32

    The fact that UA-cam auto-detected Dragon Age Veilguard is the most hilarious thing about it. Also, the female main character, is that the voice actress for the female inquisitor in DA Inquisition? Also Traynor from Mass Effect 3. To think she would stoop so low as this project.

    • @nicolask5229
      @nicolask5229 3 дні тому +1

      Lmao that quite fitting

    • @easternlights3155
      @easternlights3155 День тому +3

      "Stoop so low" well, most voice actors don't get paid so well as to be able to be too choosy about their projects.
      Don't blame her for having to make a living in this shitty industry.

    • @marsovac
      @marsovac 17 годин тому +3

      How do you know if a project will be good or bad? The writing seems silly but in a good way. As opposed to the one in DA Veilguard which is just plain bad. As a voice actor that's what you get to see, and the sum they offer.

  • @armelior4610
    @armelior4610 4 дні тому +37

    An evil curse that gives your character a case of the Skywalkers/Lannisters (depending on your favorite franchise) is more original than your usual "boyscout suddenly wants to eat puppies for breakfast". And works better to scare the player, if this video is any indication.
    He should play the 1st Drakengard next for more sibling love and general bonkery (and unfortunately, bad combat) - from the weird even by Japanese standard creator of Nier Automata

  • @Eeb1111
    @Eeb1111 4 дні тому +8

    It's closer to Baldur's Gate from Wish with the similarities in the plot.

    • @AcmeWingbaby
      @AcmeWingbaby 3 дні тому +2

      It’s even got their own discount Imoen!

  • @jugomebu
    @jugomebu 2 дні тому +2

    42:51 oh I love you for recreating this! ♥️

  • @TheOneHoddToward
    @TheOneHoddToward 4 дні тому +7

    'Silence! I kill you' really flashbanged me

  • @MissFirefly11
    @MissFirefly11 4 дні тому +49

    😂😂😂😂 Demonicon - an odd game, but it made a great video and was hilarious as always 😂 Needed those laughs very much, thank you! Matchless kung-fu looked awesome though 👌

  • @TheBayzent
    @TheBayzent 3 дні тому +10

    0:35 Instant buy

  • @0xphk
    @0xphk 3 дні тому +9

    Fascinating, how you are able to keep your voice and not start laughing while recording this (ok except this one scene lol), pure gold ;)
    Btw, YT identifies this as Veilguard :D

  • @SaxonSpooner
    @SaxonSpooner 4 дні тому +8

    The Reverend is the narrator of The Guild franchise.

  • @Nevir202
    @Nevir202 Годину тому

    42:50 this is the best gag anyone has ever had in a YT video, AMAZING 11/10

  • @MarkHyde
    @MarkHyde 18 годин тому +1

    I really love how you make such dross so hilariously engaging content - moar pls :) Great video!

  • @seleuf
    @seleuf 3 дні тому +6

    42:51 I half-expected to hear coconuts.

  • @eRe4s3r
    @eRe4s3r 4 дні тому +8

    As a fellow Anno 1800 player I INSTANTLY knew that voice... deeply ingrained nightmares indeed.

    • @Izithel
      @Izithel 2 дні тому

      Having played more Anno 2070, it luckily doesn't awaken nightmares.

  • @warbossguttz7407
    @warbossguttz7407 4 дні тому +7

    Okay I got to give the game credit that final choice was actually kind neat and unexpected.

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 2 дні тому +2

    I like how the main character’s goal is a heroic “I want to run away and elope with my hot sister” while the villain is just “MMM YESSS IM GOING TO MARRY YOUR SISTER FOR POOOWAAAAH!!!”
    Just to hype the player up to… have their sister for themselves???

  • @RLHooper
    @RLHooper 3 дні тому +2

    Jaimie and Cirse Lannister would be proud of these siblings.

  • @AlaiaSkyhawk
    @AlaiaSkyhawk 4 дні тому +9

    Oh dang what a plotline. Defnitely a game so bad it's good xD

  • @1ViivviiX1
    @1ViivviiX1 13 годин тому +2

    This game is like Fable and Dragon Age had an incestuous fever dream child together. 😂
    Generally speaking, the style, graphics for the time, and the foundation of this game are pretty good tbh.

  • @frerkshow9874
    @frerkshow9874 2 дні тому +2

    The tabletop RPG this is based on is "das schwarze Auge" I play it for 25 years now and it is one of the best rpg systems out there. Sadly the computer game version wasnt always the best...

  • @Rockmanbalboa
    @Rockmanbalboa 4 дні тому +5

    a lot of games shy away from adding cousins relationships and here we have this game. wait and it is from the Dark eye franchise!

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel День тому

      Dragon Age: Pakistan

  • @svarttjern
    @svarttjern 4 дні тому +4

    Looks like the voice actor is Brian Deacon who also voice acts in Troy: A Total War Saga, The Book of Unwritten Tales 2, Tropico 5, The Night of the Rabbit and many more.

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 4 дні тому +4

    Thank you for this Christmas present ❤

  • @WanderAbroad-pq5ph
    @WanderAbroad-pq5ph 7 годин тому +1

    "Demon you vile creature"
    Demon: And you making out with your sister?

  • @bennygerow
    @bennygerow 2 дні тому +3

    OMG yes
    I can't drop laughing at this dialogue
    You know what? I actually like this now and wanna play it!

  • @JazzJaguar
    @JazzJaguar 4 дні тому +94

    Look at Calandra. Who can blame Cairon?

  • @brindle21
    @brindle21 4 дні тому +3

    I just love your videos, so funny and clevererly done. Quite brilliant

  • @pointvector1951
    @pointvector1951 2 дні тому +1

    You're videos are so funny bro! Keep it up!!

  • @mrsnatural2368
    @mrsnatural2368 День тому +2

    Instant sub, this was hilarious.

  • @Matti_Mattsen
    @Matti_Mattsen 3 дні тому +11

    Oh hahaha, that is a "The Dark Eye" game, a famous RPG setting and system here in germany

    • @winfehler
      @winfehler 3 дні тому +3

      I knew I recognised the deity’s names from somewhere !

    • @Matti_Mattsen
      @Matti_Mattsen 3 дні тому +1

      @winfehler yeah, the main villian from the intro, Borbarad, had a huge campaign in the TTRPG

    • @Bear-rl6uk
      @Bear-rl6uk 3 дні тому +2

      And sadly famous for bad PC adaptions.

    • @gerdforster883
      @gerdforster883 2 дні тому

      ​@@Bear-rl6uk Bad adaptations? The Northland Trilogy was legendary back in the day (though the remakes were indeed shit), and the two Drakensangs were pretty decent, too.

  • @FullMetalGladiator
    @FullMetalGladiator 3 дні тому +3

    Unexpected starcraft reference amid all the insanity

  • @lucklesscope8367
    @lucklesscope8367 3 дні тому +4

    47:46 Had to look it up as he sounded like Darkseeker Fraampt from Dark Souls.
    Had to look it up and can confirm his name is Peter Marinker. He voiced a character in this game called "Sumudan"

  • @sinax8283
    @sinax8283 3 дні тому +7

    Never heard of this game, but almost immediately thought 'I bet this is a Dark Eye game'. I was right. Why not mention that in the video?

  • @chidorislayer9000
    @chidorislayer9000 2 дні тому +1

    you had me sold on matchless when i saw you riding a chicken as a mount lol

  • @Afferodolor
    @Afferodolor 3 дні тому +1

    40:48 What IS that frog doing? Most compelling character arc in the game

  • @GenericInternetter
    @GenericInternetter 4 дні тому +4

    i was looking for something to crack open a beer to on this lonesome friday night, and i think this is it!

  • @azurblau4144
    @azurblau4144 4 дні тому +7

    3:00 ...ah fu...its the dark eye ...ofc it is
    (to be fair it is way older then dragon age ..with s ton of more lore ..and yes, everything of said lore inside the game feels pretty much thrown together without thought)

  • @Dreadheaad
    @Dreadheaad День тому +1

    The reverend sounds like Dandelion during the loading screens when he tells the story of Geralt in "The Witcher III"

  • @wunderprächtig
    @wunderprächtig 3 дні тому +4

    basically the game isn't bad at all, only the translation and the associated dubbing make it a bizarre comedy, the only negative thing is, as you already mentioned, the combat system.

  • @thomasace2547
    @thomasace2547 4 дні тому +63

    Dragonage from Wish is still better than Dragonage for “a modern audience”
    Edit: 34:05 had me audibly laughing!

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear День тому +1

    I'm laying myself open here...
    I LOVE this game. I love the characters, the writing, the story, the world. I'm probably the one guy on the planet who can say that, but I think this is a better game than Dragon Age. I've played through it more than Dragon Age.

  • @soulofmen
    @soulofmen День тому +1

    Peter Marinker. Thats the voice. Lots of voice work in the 2010s.

  • @Keinish79
    @Keinish79 3 дні тому +2

    Latika needs her own game.

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 2 дні тому +1

    Oh wow, this is an officially licensed Dark Eye game.

  • @diegopeart
    @diegopeart День тому

    MEME INSERTION 10/10 + witful commentary = ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

  • @mattrobins2002
    @mattrobins2002 3 дні тому +1

    I love your content Mitch. It’s the best.

  • @toocoolforcuddles
    @toocoolforcuddles 3 дні тому +1

    I thought it was being unintentionally funny until I saw him header a football that came out of nowhere. Now I think the devs may have been joking the entire time

  • @Snyperwolf91
    @Snyperwolf91 4 дні тому

    5:30
    I like how cairon just rocks back and forth like a slightly annoyed , impatient middle school student whos waiting for his sister to get her make up done to finally go into Nintendo-theme park .

  • @jackkhail7833
    @jackkhail7833 3 дні тому

    This channel is like someone fused Wilburgur and Mandalore gaming together.
    subbed

  • @conmangames32
    @conmangames32 3 дні тому +1

    Absolutely hilarious game 😂😂. Was a very weird game but quite fun for its time 😂😂. And great video again dude. Love the longer ones and once again hilarity ensumes 😂😂.

  • @PW-zs2yx
    @PW-zs2yx 4 дні тому +11

    Moustache less Danny Trejo lol

  • @Soapbox81
    @Soapbox81 4 дні тому +3

    This was great, made me snort more than once. Thank you for introducing us to this... Missed gem. Well done

  • @bulkvanderhuge9006
    @bulkvanderhuge9006 3 дні тому +1

    LOL 42:51 Nice Nod to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

  • @kayla_eevee
    @kayla_eevee День тому

    It's not spelled the same but the big bad sharing a name with a tiny blue mouse Pokémon is way funnier than it should be.

  • @dragoonofrivia23
    @dragoonofrivia23 День тому +1

    Maybe someone mentioned it, this takes place in The Dark Eye setting. It's a German tabletop game, kind of like Dungeons and Dragons, but darker. Blackguards is another game set in this world setting, as well as quite a few other games... I hope they don't have incest as a plot point.

  • @brindle21
    @brindle21 2 дні тому +2

    Watched this a few times, so funny. Your channel is so amazing and deserves to continue to grow so much bigger. Just wanted to wish you a happy Xmas Mitch and thank you for all the laughs you've given me over the last year. In what has been a troubled year for many, you are truly a beacon of light and make many smile 😊

  • @stefani.5737
    @stefani.5737 3 дні тому +1

    Out of the whole video, its the first football to the face that got me good :))))) i had to pause to catch my breath dude

  • @Mr.Generic__
    @Mr.Generic__ 3 дні тому +2

    41:09 dammit that broke me. Your video is funny in a calm way so I was trying not to laugh out loud but that broke me.

  • @psychicpotatoboy
    @psychicpotatoboy 2 дні тому +2

    Looks like they were also inspired by Fable with some of the music and gameplay

  • @Bartoc1988
    @Bartoc1988 День тому +1

    All these names are from the Dark Eye setting, Germany's D&D so to speak. I played it and read the books a lot. The stories were always fantastical but still very grounded. What the hell happened?!