You know, I actually already Play matchless Kung Fu. The translation can be kinda jank, but it's pretty cool over all. And the recent changes means that an old master can defeat a young prodigy, if built right (where as previously, having the right bloodline made you almost untouchable.) Mind you, Karma's still make a pretty big difference. My only real complaint is that, once you get to a certain level of power, it's hard to find peers to test yourself against who won't just Axe you if you lose a spar. THe master of the Sword school in particular is rather merciless. Here is hoping they work Gu into something worth using, as well as the poison based martial art. (not that poison isn't useful- as a status effect tied to a weapon- but the Martial art dedicated to it is *terrible*.)
What baffles me about this game is that the romance goes full steam ahead when your characters believe they are related, and then when they're told 'no you're not actually related' it's treated as an afterthought. Like, the core of the romance is that these two characters want to have sex as siblings, no matter what anyone says, and then it's like 'oh wait no they're not actually related.' But they THOUGHT THEY WERE. FOR YEARS. Absolutely baffling.
the only way they could have made this better (worse, but funnier) would have been if them NOT being actually related was a deal-breaker. If they're gonna go all in, might as well go with inverting the trope where suddenly screwing one's sibling is ok because surprise someone's adopted! and take refuge in audacity
Wanting to protect your sister from marrying a creepy dude with an even creepier mom is a noble motive. It's a shame that it was his secondary motivating factor, with the primary being in his pants.
@@TheCrimsonRevenger Honestly it would've been more honest and on-brand if they just went full edge and left is as a "going full Targaryen" thing. It would narratively fit the game. The intro cinematic starts with pregnant women and babies being sacrificed in a demonic ritual, there's a brothel operated by a necromancer (yes, that implication is exactly what you think), the first boss of the game is a cannibal madman using blood magic derived from corpses he devours in front of Cairon and Calandra etc. etc. So I don't get why they even bothered to go with the "not actually blood-related"-cop out. 🤣
That Falk guy trying to NTR cairon is voiced by Andrew Wincott, also known as the voice for Raphael in Baldur's Gate 3. How did this game get so many great actors?
I think it's similar to how Highlander 2 had Sean Connery in it. Sometimes, you need money more than you need to have any respect for the script you're reading.
@@HauklingurI love how you commented that like it’s a gotcha but it’s legit rare to come up with RPGs with actual incest as a plot point; so honestly you just exposed yourself more than anything. Like at best, it’s all German games like Ring: Legend of the Nibelungen which is based on the Wagner opera and the legend the opera is based on that involves a pair of siblings having a son to avenge their clan.
Oh my god, Calandra's voice actor is Alix. (Quite a few characters in Dragon Age Origins, default female Inquisitor voice in Inquisition, Traynor is Mass Effect 3) I'm sorry for her
@@tatfly5779 Because as low-budget and incompetent as this game is, the writers and developers were indeed trying to make a gritty dark fantasy. They weren't a bunch of politburo propagandists.
@@koshetz Veilguard is 2020s American leftist politics, pushed into a game where we would all love nothing more than to get away from 2020s American leftist BS. Make Dragon Age Great Again!!!
wait a minute...killing others to increase ones power until the last one is left as the most powerful one?...being drawn to others with same power. by the quickening! THIS IS HIGHLANDER!
@Deusaga i would. I can spend the rest of my life replaying those old and flawed yet fun games. If any AAA developers want my money, they gotta earn it.
@@marcomongke3116 I feel the same. Modern games are so lame, they are afraid to offend everyone. These old games before 2015 were brave and creative. And they gave better fan service.
'you and calandra are not siblings' 'you came into the world as part of a ritual in which azaril summoned a powerful demon' so... they were born from the same ritual... started by the same person... which would make them siblings still.... okay
Just in case someone else wants to know it: The voice of margrave Sumudan is Peter Marinker :) And the game is settled in the universe of the (in germany) pretty famous P&P universe of the "The dark eye". It's like the german D&D (and started with exactly that purpose).
Yeah, I feel like if you've ever played a video game or watched an anime, chances are you've heard Peter Marinker's voice. Though he sounds a LOT like Patrick Stewart, here lol
Marinker has a huge list of credits as a voice actor, but most notably he was Kingseeker Frampt in Dark Souls, plus several roles across the Witcher series including Narration and Zoltan in W1 and Thaler in W3,
This commentary is like listening to a David Attenborough doco but the actual dialogue is wild and is causing some kind of internal dissonance 😂😂😂😂 I love it.
Oh boy, the game is rough and janky. But not in a mechanically broken way. Oh no. The cinematography and acting is hilarious. I wouldn't even say Dragon Age from Wish. More like "Dragon Age from Wish by people who just played through Two Worlds and watched Highlander"
two worlds, now theres a game i havent heard of in a long time. I actually enjoyed the gameplay from that game, but the dialogue and VA was beyond fucky lol.
@@declancampbell1277 Did you ever look at the any% speedrun of Two Worlds? You really need to go see that if you haven't, because how they beat the game is hilarious.
I found your channel recently from your Anachronox video. You are hilarious ser. Maybe it's b/c my mom is Scottish and grew up on stuff like "Are you being served" but I never tire of the dry wit humour style. Keep up a good work and happy holidays.
Cairon getting angry and nearly coming to blows over his sister's planned wedding was when I finally called it quits. I do agree that it was hilarious.
Also Tzar Borimir in Victor Vran, a game that also had Doug Cockle (aka Gerald of Rivia) as main character and Andrew Wincott (Raphael in BG3) as taunting voice in your head
I unironically love this game, and think the incest thing should've just been actual, full-on "doing the Targaryen." The game is so damn edgy anyway that the incest cop-out seems actually lame tone-wise. There's already pregnant women and babies sacrificed to a demon in the damn _intro cinematic,_ a necromancer running a brothel with questionably _"living"_ women, the first boss of the game is an insane cannibal who uses blood magic he derives from gorging on flesh from humanoid corpses... _Uh, yeah._ The edge is the damn point of the narrative, and they decided to just randomly dull it at one specific point, for no valid reason. 🤣
There is more magic in the prologue than there is in half of the actual tabletop rpg ... its weird... it has all the names and the setting but it feels like a stitched up corpse of the Dark Eye, rly.
-Aaand they threw another baby into the soup. And that guy raises corpses for his brothel! -Hey but what if we made the love interest a sibling? -Ew. What's wrong with you...
Could be rules against the ESRB back in the day. Its a subject that people are afraid to go full-on in, and the only game I know of it doing it was Twelve Minutes.
The fact that UA-cam auto-detected Dragon Age Veilguard is the most hilarious thing about it. Also, the female main character, is that the voice actress for the female inquisitor in DA Inquisition? Also Traynor from Mass Effect 3. To think she would stoop so low as this project.
"Stoop so low" well, most voice actors don't get paid so well as to be able to be too choosy about their projects. Don't blame her for having to make a living in this shitty industry.
How do you know if a project will be good or bad? The writing seems silly but in a good way. As opposed to the one in DA Veilguard which is just plain bad. As a voice actor that's what you get to see, and the sum they offer.
An evil curse that gives your character a case of the Skywalkers/Lannisters (depending on your favorite franchise) is more original than your usual "boyscout suddenly wants to eat puppies for breakfast". And works better to scare the player, if this video is any indication. He should play the 1st Drakengard next for more sibling love and general bonkery (and unfortunately, bad combat) - from the weird even by Japanese standard creator of Nier Automata
😂😂😂😂 Demonicon - an odd game, but it made a great video and was hilarious as always 😂 Needed those laughs very much, thank you! Matchless kung-fu looked awesome though 👌
Fascinating, how you are able to keep your voice and not start laughing while recording this (ok except this one scene lol), pure gold ;) Btw, YT identifies this as Veilguard :D
I like how the main character’s goal is a heroic “I want to run away and elope with my hot sister” while the villain is just “MMM YESSS IM GOING TO MARRY YOUR SISTER FOR POOOWAAAAH!!!” Just to hype the player up to… have their sister for themselves???
This game is like Fable and Dragon Age had an incestuous fever dream child together. 😂 Generally speaking, the style, graphics for the time, and the foundation of this game are pretty good tbh.
The tabletop RPG this is based on is "das schwarze Auge" I play it for 25 years now and it is one of the best rpg systems out there. Sadly the computer game version wasnt always the best...
Looks like the voice actor is Brian Deacon who also voice acts in Troy: A Total War Saga, The Book of Unwritten Tales 2, Tropico 5, The Night of the Rabbit and many more.
@@Bear-rl6uk Bad adaptations? The Northland Trilogy was legendary back in the day (though the remakes were indeed shit), and the two Drakensangs were pretty decent, too.
47:46 Had to look it up as he sounded like Darkseeker Fraampt from Dark Souls. Had to look it up and can confirm his name is Peter Marinker. He voiced a character in this game called "Sumudan"
3:00 ...ah fu...its the dark eye ...ofc it is (to be fair it is way older then dragon age ..with s ton of more lore ..and yes, everything of said lore inside the game feels pretty much thrown together without thought)
basically the game isn't bad at all, only the translation and the associated dubbing make it a bizarre comedy, the only negative thing is, as you already mentioned, the combat system.
I'm laying myself open here... I LOVE this game. I love the characters, the writing, the story, the world. I'm probably the one guy on the planet who can say that, but I think this is a better game than Dragon Age. I've played through it more than Dragon Age.
I thought it was being unintentionally funny until I saw him header a football that came out of nowhere. Now I think the devs may have been joking the entire time
5:30 I like how cairon just rocks back and forth like a slightly annoyed , impatient middle school student whos waiting for his sister to get her make up done to finally go into Nintendo-theme park .
Absolutely hilarious game 😂😂. Was a very weird game but quite fun for its time 😂😂. And great video again dude. Love the longer ones and once again hilarity ensumes 😂😂.
Maybe someone mentioned it, this takes place in The Dark Eye setting. It's a German tabletop game, kind of like Dungeons and Dragons, but darker. Blackguards is another game set in this world setting, as well as quite a few other games... I hope they don't have incest as a plot point.
Watched this a few times, so funny. Your channel is so amazing and deserves to continue to grow so much bigger. Just wanted to wish you a happy Xmas Mitch and thank you for all the laughs you've given me over the last year. In what has been a troubled year for many, you are truly a beacon of light and make many smile 😊
All these names are from the Dark Eye setting, Germany's D&D so to speak. I played it and read the books a lot. The stories were always fantastical but still very grounded. What the hell happened?!
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I'm always here
I once want to be there
I went there
But upon arrival
I was still here
I'm always here..
You know, I actually already Play matchless Kung Fu. The translation can be kinda jank, but it's pretty cool over all.
And the recent changes means that an old master can defeat a young prodigy, if built right (where as previously, having the right bloodline made you almost untouchable.)
Mind you, Karma's still make a pretty big difference.
My only real complaint is that, once you get to a certain level of power, it's hard to find peers to test yourself against who won't just Axe you if you lose a spar. THe master of the Sword school in particular is rather merciless.
Here is hoping they work Gu into something worth using, as well as the poison based martial art. (not that poison isn't useful- as a status effect tied to a weapon- but the Martial art dedicated to it is *terrible*.)
If it's so great then why haven't you made content about it?
@@AsaelTheBeastain't gonna lie My character is so OP that I trivialized the game to it's ending
Hold on you said 11 years yes it came out on steam 11 years a go but it came out on CD in 2010 that's 15 years ish.
The main character literally looks like that guy who failed the Warden joining ritual in DA:O.
I think I know why he failed now
Lol I love the idea he made a game all about himself and imagined what it would be like if he successfully became a Grey Warden.
After I reading this I can't unsee it anymore. :D
Oh he does! Hahah
Ser Jory! Yes I see it
What baffles me about this game is that the romance goes full steam ahead when your characters believe they are related, and then when they're told 'no you're not actually related' it's treated as an afterthought. Like, the core of the romance is that these two characters want to have sex as siblings, no matter what anyone says, and then it's like 'oh wait no they're not actually related.' But they THOUGHT THEY WERE. FOR YEARS. Absolutely baffling.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA.
the only way they could have made this better (worse, but funnier) would have been if them NOT being actually related was a deal-breaker. If they're gonna go all in, might as well go with inverting the trope where suddenly screwing one's sibling is ok because surprise someone's adopted! and take refuge in audacity
I can't stop laughing at how silly this all is.
Say you're my sister, say you're my sister!" Joe Dirt
The author of this story is seemingly revealing something about themselves in this.
"There is a difference between kneeling and bending over." is a hard line, not gonna lie.
I am glad I wasn't the only one that thought that!
Isn't that from the song "It's okay to be gay"?
Not really, unless you have brainrot lmao.
Wanting to protect your sister from marrying a creepy dude with an even creepier mom is a noble motive. It's a shame that it was his secondary motivating factor, with the primary being in his pants.
lmao for what's worth she's adopted. Pretty much the backbone of the hub's plot-related content.
@@TheCrimsonRevenger they still grew up together
@@TheCrimsonRevenger
Honestly it would've been more honest and on-brand if they just went full edge and left is as a "going full Targaryen" thing. It would narratively fit the game.
The intro cinematic starts with pregnant women and babies being sacrificed in a demonic ritual, there's a brothel operated by a necromancer (yes, that implication is exactly what you think), the first boss of the game is a cannibal madman using blood magic derived from corpses he devours in front of Cairon and Calandra etc. etc.
So I don't get why they even bothered to go with the "not actually blood-related"-cop out. 🤣
@@RuSosanplausible denibility
Wow they're not even blood related who cares lmao YAWN
I cannot get over how characters wearing million dollar armor and robes are having an engagement party in a burlap yurt.
That Falk guy trying to NTR cairon is voiced by Andrew Wincott, also known as the voice for Raphael in Baldur's Gate 3. How did this game get so many great actors?
I knew his voice sounded familiar!! Also Calandra is voiced by Alix Wilton Regan (Fem Brit Inquisitor's voice from DA Inquisition)
Cause even good voice actors need to pay the rent
I think it's similar to how Highlander 2 had Sean Connery in it. Sometimes, you need money more than you need to have any respect for the script you're reading.
Gotta say, never heard of a game that has incest as a central plot point before.
Crusader Kings has entered the chat.
sure you haven't
@@Hauklingur Not one that isn't an out-and-out nukige anyway.
@@HauklingurI love how you commented that like it’s a gotcha but it’s legit rare to come up with RPGs with actual incest as a plot point; so honestly you just exposed yourself more than anything.
Like at best, it’s all German games like Ring: Legend of the Nibelungen which is based on the Wagner opera and the legend the opera is based on that involves a pair of siblings having a son to avenge their clan.
A huge quantity of RPG-maker H-games has entered the chat .
I have never been so invested and engrossed by a story. Your narration throughout this janky as hell game is captivating.
Oh my god, Calandra's voice actor is Alix. (Quite a few characters in Dragon Age Origins, default female Inquisitor voice in Inquisition, Traynor is Mass Effect 3)
I'm sorry for her
I’ve been scouring the comments hoping some one else would mention it.
I've been playing veilguard and had seen Inky recently, so it was jarring to hear her.
And Falk's voice actor is Andrew Wincott, who voiced Raphael in BG3!
Llevelan! No!
Hey, a paycheck is a paycheck
they really went and made a "what are you doing step bro" game. And this was from 2012, truly a game ahead of its time.
story still better than veilguard somehow....
@@tatfly5779 Because as low-budget and incompetent as this game is, the writers and developers were indeed trying to make a gritty dark fantasy. They weren't a bunch of politburo propagandists.
@@KopperNeoman isn't Veilguard is less political than any Dragon Age released before?
@@koshetz Veilguard is real life political, not ingame, which is kinda the main point.
@@koshetz Veilguard is 2020s American leftist politics, pushed into a game where we would all love nothing more than to get away from 2020s American leftist BS. Make Dragon Age Great Again!!!
wait a minute...killing others to increase ones power until the last one is left as the most powerful one?...being drawn to others with same power. by the quickening! THIS IS HIGHLANDER!
Or Baldur's Gate
Text box: "Sacrifice yourself, I love you!"
Audio: "I only wanted your power, stupid woman!"
A truly Bethesda level dialogue mismatch. XD
"Sacrifice yourself! I don't love you!" is what the option actually said, so not as egregious.
@aaronbyers2458 my eyes must not have registered it haha!
Nah it does say I dont love you.
And this is a perfect example of why upvotes don't matter.
@@RuneKatashima This is not reddit
That line "Why would you expect to not be a virgin after a boss battl... oh, wait. Cairon's here." had me rolling. 🤣
The Monty Python guardsmen bits cracked me up.
I love this era of unfiltered and raw games.
Yeah, 2000's and early 2010's.
Two worlds was so clunky and bad, but also.. good. Bad good. haha. Not really now though, can't go back to play it hah.
@Deusaga i would. I can spend the rest of my life replaying those old and flawed yet fun games. If any AAA developers want my money, they gotta earn it.
@@marcomongke3116Well said!
@@Deusaga I recently played Two Worlds and honestly its not as bad as people say.
@@marcomongke3116 I feel the same. Modern games are so lame, they are afraid to offend everyone. These old games before 2015 were brave and creative. And they gave better fan service.
'you and calandra are not siblings' 'you came into the world as part of a ritual in which azaril summoned a powerful demon' so... they were born from the same ritual... started by the same person... which would make them siblings still.... okay
This absolute gem is now available for the low-low price of 3 dollars and 44 cents on Steam!
Worth it way better than veil guard
Around same price on GOG as well. ANd interestingly enough its on their preservation list.
What is this game anyways? I keep seeing it all over the place, but I've never heard anyone call it by name.
41:05 The, "Silence! I keel you!" absolutely GOT me! 💀💀💀
i swear I heard that before, it sounds like Jeff Dunham's Achmed character hahaha
That is literally what it is. Edited in.
A certain pony-loving "lego terminator" springs to mind...
Not gonnah lie. That edit was smooth af.
yeah that took me out
*Calandra’s voice is the same as the British Inquisitor in the third Dragon Age and it makes me cackle*
And the MC is Silent Hill 2 Remake James.
I really like these longer ones where you recap the whole game
Same because I am totally never going to play these old games.
@@redraijin8696
Still better than veilguard, problem is running it in windows 11
"Wait so we're not brother and sister?"
No, son...
"So... we made-out together thinking we were for nothing then..."
I don't even........
I hate that the shading on Cairon’s pants makes it look like he’s wearing assless chaps
Usually we need to install mods for that.
That's exactly what I was thinking....for a split second...does he?....no he doesn't... does he? Lol
Well would fit the general setting
He is, he just Hides it well.
Aren't literally all chaps assless?
All chaps are assless, that's what makes them chaps instead of pants.
You know the pre-rendered cutscenes look pretty good for a game that came out in 2007-2008.
Wait? 2013? I take it back...
Just in case someone else wants to know it: The voice of margrave Sumudan is Peter Marinker :)
And the game is settled in the universe of the (in germany) pretty famous P&P universe of the "The dark eye". It's like the german D&D (and started with exactly that purpose).
Yeah, I feel like if you've ever played a video game or watched an anime, chances are you've heard Peter Marinker's voice. Though he sounds a LOT like Patrick Stewart, here lol
He's the narrator from The Witcher 1.
Marinker has a huge list of credits as a voice actor, but most notably he was Kingseeker Frampt in Dark Souls, plus several roles across the Witcher series including Narration and Zoltan in W1 and Thaler in W3,
I had an immediate throwback to Anno 1404 as that's where I've heard that voice in that tone so many times.
@@Morboeatspeople He sounds like the love child of Patrick Stewart and Tom Baker, here.
That's BG3's Raphael voicing Falk. You know what, when you got a good villain voice, you put it to work.
The funny thing is the voice cast for this ridiculous game is...actually decent. The player character is Luke Roberts ffs.
Some of the character models and city buildings were ripped straight out of the Witcher 1, this is wild
This commentary is like listening to a David Attenborough doco but the actual dialogue is wild and is causing some kind of internal dissonance 😂😂😂😂 I love it.
Oh boy, the game is rough and janky.
But not in a mechanically broken way. Oh no. The cinematography and acting is hilarious.
I wouldn't even say Dragon Age from Wish. More like "Dragon Age from Wish by people who just played through Two Worlds and watched Highlander"
Hey, don't bash Highlander!!!! (There's only one).
@@nicolasferreiro4492 Indeed, there's only Highlander: The Source.
two worlds, now theres a game i havent heard of in a long time. I actually enjoyed the gameplay from that game, but the dialogue and VA was beyond fucky lol.
Dragon Age by the Zelda CDI devs
@@declancampbell1277 Did you ever look at the any% speedrun of Two Worlds? You really need to go see that if you haven't, because how they beat the game is hilarious.
I found your channel recently from your Anachronox video. You are hilarious ser. Maybe it's b/c my mom is Scottish and grew up on stuff like "Are you being served" but I never tire of the dry wit humour style.
Keep up a good work and happy holidays.
Cairon getting angry and nearly coming to blows over his sister's planned wedding was when I finally called it quits. I do agree that it was hilarious.
Okay this video is brilliant. The editing and such and limited downtime makes it very compelling to keep watching and listening.
The voice acting is so good though!!
Fun fact. Calandra is voiced by the actress who voices Samantha Traynor in Mass Effect 3. Crazy this came out a year after that game.
This is why even voice actors should consider hiring a professional agent.
Paying work is paying work. . .
Dragon age from wish? No, no, we already had that.
This is Temu Dragon Age
Dragon age 2
Veilguard
They just released it!
Well, these replies were predictable. I don’t know what I expected. 🙄
Chairon - "Incest is wincest"
The Arnold Schwarzenegger aaarrrrrrrrgh when he dies is making me rofl
Andrew Wincott voicing Falk makes it a win LOL
The reverend is Kingseeker Frampt from Dark Souls and that stoney dude in Dark Souls 2
Also Tzar Borimir in Victor Vran, a game that also had Doug Cockle (aka Gerald of Rivia) as main character and Andrew Wincott (Raphael in BG3) as taunting voice in your head
Also he is the announcer in Anno 1404
I unironically love this game, and think the incest thing should've just been actual, full-on "doing the Targaryen."
The game is so damn edgy anyway that the incest cop-out seems actually lame tone-wise.
There's already pregnant women and babies sacrificed to a demon in the damn _intro cinematic,_ a necromancer running a brothel with questionably _"living"_ women, the first boss of the game is an insane cannibal who uses blood magic he derives from gorging on flesh from humanoid corpses... _Uh, yeah._
The edge is the damn point of the narrative, and they decided to just randomly dull it at one specific point, for no valid reason. 🤣
@@RuSosan they should’ve just made it your childhood friend instead if they were copping out
There is more magic in the prologue than there is in half of the actual tabletop rpg ...
its weird... it has all the names and the setting but it feels like a stitched up corpse of the Dark Eye, rly.
-Aaand they threw another baby into the soup. And that guy raises corpses for his brothel!
-Hey but what if we made the love interest a sibling?
-Ew. What's wrong with you...
Could be rules against the ESRB back in the day. Its a subject that people are afraid to go full-on in, and the only game I know of it doing it was Twelve Minutes.
The fact that UA-cam auto-detected Dragon Age Veilguard is the most hilarious thing about it. Also, the female main character, is that the voice actress for the female inquisitor in DA Inquisition? Also Traynor from Mass Effect 3. To think she would stoop so low as this project.
Lmao that quite fitting
"Stoop so low" well, most voice actors don't get paid so well as to be able to be too choosy about their projects.
Don't blame her for having to make a living in this shitty industry.
How do you know if a project will be good or bad? The writing seems silly but in a good way. As opposed to the one in DA Veilguard which is just plain bad. As a voice actor that's what you get to see, and the sum they offer.
An evil curse that gives your character a case of the Skywalkers/Lannisters (depending on your favorite franchise) is more original than your usual "boyscout suddenly wants to eat puppies for breakfast". And works better to scare the player, if this video is any indication.
He should play the 1st Drakengard next for more sibling love and general bonkery (and unfortunately, bad combat) - from the weird even by Japanese standard creator of Nier Automata
It's closer to Baldur's Gate from Wish with the similarities in the plot.
It’s even got their own discount Imoen!
42:51 oh I love you for recreating this! ♥️
'Silence! I kill you' really flashbanged me
😂😂😂😂 Demonicon - an odd game, but it made a great video and was hilarious as always 😂 Needed those laughs very much, thank you! Matchless kung-fu looked awesome though 👌
0:35 Instant buy
Fascinating, how you are able to keep your voice and not start laughing while recording this (ok except this one scene lol), pure gold ;)
Btw, YT identifies this as Veilguard :D
The Reverend is the narrator of The Guild franchise.
42:50 this is the best gag anyone has ever had in a YT video, AMAZING 11/10
I really love how you make such dross so hilariously engaging content - moar pls :) Great video!
42:51 I half-expected to hear coconuts.
As a fellow Anno 1800 player I INSTANTLY knew that voice... deeply ingrained nightmares indeed.
Having played more Anno 2070, it luckily doesn't awaken nightmares.
Okay I got to give the game credit that final choice was actually kind neat and unexpected.
I like how the main character’s goal is a heroic “I want to run away and elope with my hot sister” while the villain is just “MMM YESSS IM GOING TO MARRY YOUR SISTER FOR POOOWAAAAH!!!”
Just to hype the player up to… have their sister for themselves???
Jaimie and Cirse Lannister would be proud of these siblings.
Oh dang what a plotline. Defnitely a game so bad it's good xD
This game is like Fable and Dragon Age had an incestuous fever dream child together. 😂
Generally speaking, the style, graphics for the time, and the foundation of this game are pretty good tbh.
The tabletop RPG this is based on is "das schwarze Auge" I play it for 25 years now and it is one of the best rpg systems out there. Sadly the computer game version wasnt always the best...
a lot of games shy away from adding cousins relationships and here we have this game. wait and it is from the Dark eye franchise!
Dragon Age: Pakistan
Looks like the voice actor is Brian Deacon who also voice acts in Troy: A Total War Saga, The Book of Unwritten Tales 2, Tropico 5, The Night of the Rabbit and many more.
Thank you for this Christmas present ❤
"Demon you vile creature"
Demon: And you making out with your sister?
OMG yes
I can't drop laughing at this dialogue
You know what? I actually like this now and wanna play it!
Look at Calandra. Who can blame Cairon?
Sweet Home moria !
And look how she looks at him. And her father. At the same time apparently
@@maximilianpitscheider5034
Incest seems like the main drive plot 😂
I can. Im blaming him
I just love your videos, so funny and clevererly done. Quite brilliant
You're videos are so funny bro! Keep it up!!
Instant sub, this was hilarious.
Oh hahaha, that is a "The Dark Eye" game, a famous RPG setting and system here in germany
I knew I recognised the deity’s names from somewhere !
@winfehler yeah, the main villian from the intro, Borbarad, had a huge campaign in the TTRPG
And sadly famous for bad PC adaptions.
@@Bear-rl6uk Bad adaptations? The Northland Trilogy was legendary back in the day (though the remakes were indeed shit), and the two Drakensangs were pretty decent, too.
Unexpected starcraft reference amid all the insanity
47:46 Had to look it up as he sounded like Darkseeker Fraampt from Dark Souls.
Had to look it up and can confirm his name is Peter Marinker. He voiced a character in this game called "Sumudan"
Never heard of this game, but almost immediately thought 'I bet this is a Dark Eye game'. I was right. Why not mention that in the video?
you had me sold on matchless when i saw you riding a chicken as a mount lol
40:48 What IS that frog doing? Most compelling character arc in the game
i was looking for something to crack open a beer to on this lonesome friday night, and i think this is it!
3:00 ...ah fu...its the dark eye ...ofc it is
(to be fair it is way older then dragon age ..with s ton of more lore ..and yes, everything of said lore inside the game feels pretty much thrown together without thought)
The reverend sounds like Dandelion during the loading screens when he tells the story of Geralt in "The Witcher III"
basically the game isn't bad at all, only the translation and the associated dubbing make it a bizarre comedy, the only negative thing is, as you already mentioned, the combat system.
Dragonage from Wish is still better than Dragonage for “a modern audience”
Edit: 34:05 had me audibly laughing!
I'm laying myself open here...
I LOVE this game. I love the characters, the writing, the story, the world. I'm probably the one guy on the planet who can say that, but I think this is a better game than Dragon Age. I've played through it more than Dragon Age.
Peter Marinker. Thats the voice. Lots of voice work in the 2010s.
Latika needs her own game.
Oh wow, this is an officially licensed Dark Eye game.
MEME INSERTION 10/10 + witful commentary = ABSOLUTE CINEMA.
I love your content Mitch. It’s the best.
I thought it was being unintentionally funny until I saw him header a football that came out of nowhere. Now I think the devs may have been joking the entire time
5:30
I like how cairon just rocks back and forth like a slightly annoyed , impatient middle school student whos waiting for his sister to get her make up done to finally go into Nintendo-theme park .
This channel is like someone fused Wilburgur and Mandalore gaming together.
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Absolutely hilarious game 😂😂. Was a very weird game but quite fun for its time 😂😂. And great video again dude. Love the longer ones and once again hilarity ensumes 😂😂.
Moustache less Danny Trejo lol
This was great, made me snort more than once. Thank you for introducing us to this... Missed gem. Well done
LOL 42:51 Nice Nod to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It's not spelled the same but the big bad sharing a name with a tiny blue mouse Pokémon is way funnier than it should be.
Maybe someone mentioned it, this takes place in The Dark Eye setting. It's a German tabletop game, kind of like Dungeons and Dragons, but darker. Blackguards is another game set in this world setting, as well as quite a few other games... I hope they don't have incest as a plot point.
Watched this a few times, so funny. Your channel is so amazing and deserves to continue to grow so much bigger. Just wanted to wish you a happy Xmas Mitch and thank you for all the laughs you've given me over the last year. In what has been a troubled year for many, you are truly a beacon of light and make many smile 😊
Out of the whole video, its the first football to the face that got me good :))))) i had to pause to catch my breath dude
41:09 dammit that broke me. Your video is funny in a calm way so I was trying not to laugh out loud but that broke me.
Looks like they were also inspired by Fable with some of the music and gameplay
All these names are from the Dark Eye setting, Germany's D&D so to speak. I played it and read the books a lot. The stories were always fantastical but still very grounded. What the hell happened?!