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@@snomcultist189"Even though his royal piece, King, told him the secret of The Rook, Like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime" -simp
@@Mythraen because in the traditional game its 2 people picking an item and using it against the opponent, but here its only 1 bird and 2 stones, no one is throwing anything.
A pawn could also capture a rook or queen that stepped 1 tile from adjacent to the pawn to diagonal to it, since simp counts diagonals as longer Also pawns can block things, and be bait, and participate in checks and mates
If you think about challenge, pawns can almost never capture (if piece can be captured, then it's sqrt(2) squares from pawn, it's larger only from 1, so it's possible if and only if rook/queen moved from front of pawn to corner)
1:27 I can't believe I never thought of using this method in for in your head type calculations. I am a game programmer, not taking the square root is a common optimization, why did i never think to do it in real life
These challenge makers need to think up of ways of not making their challenge be a superset of "you cannot capture a piece (or pawn)". Put another way, "could Simp complete this challenge by only following the rules of 'you cannot capture a piece (or pawn)'?"
P sure the challenge meant "move further in their line of sight", but this is Simp, and he likes his square roots. Also, what's the point in adding "and pawns" next to "your pieces"? A pawn could never capture a piece that moved away the previous turn regardless.
Since Simp calculates distance by square root, a piece that’s beside the pawn and moves one square forward (into the pawn’s capture spot) would be takeable
Hey Chess Simp, could you maybe start saying "including pawns" instead of "and pawns"? You are constantly insinuating that pawns aren't chess pieces, but they are by definition.
I wonder if the opponent got whiplash from that last move.
Despite the challenge, the gameplay had a decent amount of testosterone in it.
True, especially the bishop sacrifice
@@TheTrooper1878 no it was just trap
That opponent must have been FLABBERGASTED frmo that play
Ok, the premove was personal.
The opponent barely know how pieces move and you hit him with an istant defeat the moment he makes his move.
100 rated players blunder all the time. Often blundering away victory...
this video is the chess equivalent of Jojo's
"OHO? You're approaching me?"
“Instead of running away, he is coming closer. Very inconvenient.”-simp
@@snomcultist189"Even though his royal piece, King, told him the secret of The Rook, Like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime" -simp
3:18 the bird flies away and comes back with 2 papers
Then the rocks roll over with scissors.
@@aralornwolf3140 birds can fly, rocks cant move on their own. nice try though
@@Player-df7ny Then how do they smash the scissors?!
@@Mythraen because in the traditional game its 2 people picking an item and using it against the opponent, but here its only 1 bird and 2 stones, no one is throwing anything.
@@Player-df7ny You are incorrect.
They're obviously magical sentient objects.
outro appreciation comment, cuz you never know if simp will take it away
Yep. Seconded. ❤
What's your favourite challenge you've ever done?
Beating magnus
@@GAOMaster he only beat Magnum Carlos
@@GAOMaster that doesn't even count as a challenge
Simp's cat is getting too powerful.
Classic king blunder
Adding "and pawns" into this challenge made pawns absolutely useless
They could technically capture a knight due to pythag
@@Nixdb sure, but you'd be blundering a knight to it. Unless you trapped your knight you'd always have a better square to land it on.
@@ninjatom9blundering a knight is literally what happened in this challenge. It just has to be done in a different way
A pawn could also capture a rook or queen that stepped 1 tile from adjacent to the pawn to diagonal to it, since simp counts diagonals as longer
Also pawns can block things, and be bait, and participate in checks and mates
Hey the water’s falling again
how does the water move?
that last move was pure swag
As it would happen, this video also clears the challenge you failed two days ago.
You haven't done any guess the elo nor
"I am better than my viewers" episodes for so long
Please do more of these two.
Guess the elo is just Simp baiting viewer into confessing their rating. But yeah I'm better than my viewers could be fun
If anything, it's *more* of a surprise seeing the waterfalls flowing the right direction in the Q&A now. Peak engagement farming.
Chess, but you can move your pieces.
chess, but it's actually 2D
you can't move pieces diagonally through two other pieces, and knights can't jump over pieces
I think he only take challenges from the discord
@@luckytrece4985 Shhhhhh
lovely trap and your response to 3:33, as a person who uses chickens to kill pebbles, is very accurate
Bro thinks he's Hikaru
You’re good at math
Wait the waterfal isn't reversed today.
It is reversed compared to usual.
If you think about challenge, pawns can almost never capture (if piece can be captured, then it's sqrt(2) squares from pawn, it's larger only from 1, so it's possible if and only if rook/queen moved from front of pawn to corner)
A knight move too, if moved from the a distance of 1 to one of the 2 possible corners it could move
Scholars mate with extra steps.
Wait a minute, why the waterfall don't move in reverse motion?
SIMPLE LOGIC
Lovely! Nice trap.
"Water"
Legendary opinion
gotta choose the challenge with mr. furina profile pick huh? furina bestgirl
I wish you could use the Advance Wars game music in the background. I feel like it would fit well.
Simp, I have no idea how you invented yourself, but thank you, you are brilliant!
Amazing. Do you try a challenge with several times and posted the best one or only once?
1:27 I can't believe I never thought of using this method in for in your head type calculations.
I am a game programmer, not taking the square root is a common optimization, why did i never think to do it in real life
The brains of an Asian are terrifying
These challenge makers need to think up of ways of not making their challenge be a superset of "you cannot capture a piece (or pawn)". Put another way, "could Simp complete this challenge by only following the rules of 'you cannot capture a piece (or pawn)'?"
Simp's a hydro homie confirmed.
the waterfall is normal this time...
are you really Chess Simp???
random stone lore, hell yeah
Video 191 of asking simp to play fps chess
Early again :)
The most brutal Simp video ever.
Why do they always think like pawns are pieces?
I think a lot of times they leave it up to simp to decide if he wants to include pawns or not
Because pawns ARE chess pieces. If you'd want to exclude pawns, you'd say "major pieces".
@@robvadeberg No. By saying "major pieces" you refer to rooks and the queen, and bishops and knights are minor pieces
@@ИванБольшаков-б2н Seems you're right. However, a pawn is still a chess piece by definition
Is this the first premove on this channel?
Nice!
How are auto-generated closed captions getting a TTS wrong...l don't imagine it gets more articulate than that
that was pretty cool
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Why does he add "and pawns" like pawns are not considered chess pieces?
2EC
Day 51
Chess, but the game must end in a Bishop and knight checkmate
P sure the challenge meant "move further in their line of sight", but this is Simp, and he likes his square roots.
Also, what's the point in adding "and pawns" next to "your pieces"? A pawn could never capture a piece that moved away the previous turn regardless.
Since Simp calculates distance by square root, a piece that’s beside the pawn and moves one square forward (into the pawn’s capture spot) would be takeable
@@rifflesby aaaah, I see. Yeah, that's the only possible scenario.
And for the enemy pawns, they're only capturable via a backwards move from Simp
Hey Chess Simp, could you maybe start saying "including pawns" instead of "and pawns"? You are constantly insinuating that pawns aren't chess pieces, but they are by definition.
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"oh no my bishop"
The music is getting old
The queen takes was a violation since the distance went from 5 to 5....