@@DoubleJester i would never go to their establishment Not because of the demons and all but really it's just they have a lot cancerous rodents, one time i saw a REALLY cancerous rodent, it shot me in the head but i didn't get brain cancerrwe Swo yehsa i woudl never eta are thagqt estaacbliebshemnt
mindflayers have at least human level motor control, are most likely capable of vocalizing, and can teleport they could probably work multiple jobs at once, they're the ideal worker also slight correction, V1 is the only machine that can repair by consuming blood, the rest are fueled by it but not repaired by it they would probably just refuel on their lunch break or something and needing to be repaired would be like a human being injured, they'd just be out of work temporarily
technically speaking, both Minos and Sisyphus are criminals according to Heaven even then, Sisyphus is like 5× the size of an average person and wouldn't fit in the building regardless
A potential work around for the blood problem could be having a full carcass instead of just the meat leftover blood could be saved as emergency rations for the staff
I got some things I disagree with so here they are: Guttermen could carry large boxes of stuff like ingredients Minos’s corpse or Benjamin could be the location (Minos is the gluttony layer sorta) Puppets are pretty liquid-y so maybe something could happen You could just hire a bunch of idols and stuff them in the back room so the employees can’t die Most enemies could act as security if you’re that fancy
ok i do kinda agree with most of these actually. aside from minos being gluttony, his mouth was just a gateway to it because hell is non-euclidean. but yeah i can see where you're coming from with these.
@@Emberduck "There has been a misconception before about how the Gluttony Layer is inside the Corpse of King Minos. However, Hell itself is not a concrete physical space, and the Gluttony layer itself is merely entered through the Corpse's mouth, and does not directly take place entirely inside it, except when it does." 'except when it does' meaning p-1. flesh prison fast food location
WHY IS MC DONALDS NOT IN GLUTTONY!???. WE GET EIFFEL TOWER, STATUE OF LIBERTY AND BIG BEN IN GREED AND NOT MC DONALDS IN GLUTTONY!!!??? Anyways guys, i bought a property in greed and what they do for you is- "full auto" What?... "Fuller auto!" *AAAAAA*-
GUYS i have a correct theory, so both of the prime souls that are currently in the game have been mentioned before hand somewhere. so for p3 what if a maurice locked in and caused maurice pri-
@Emberduck true. but you put both Gabriels, and both Agony and Tundra are more different to Swordsmachine than Appostate of Hate Gabriel is to Judge of Hell Gabriel. (Also same goes for Angry and Rude)
MACHINE,THE CUSTOMER ASKED FOR A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE,NOT BLOOD OF THE SINNERS!
is ultrakill your last name
Extra sand.
@@Allegianced but Gabriel,the blood is delicious...for me
-V1 probably
Chicken drumstick.
@Gabriel_ultrakilll gabriel.ultrakill how about we make out
Benjamin would be hired as the fast food location
Also Maurice has those spider legs
TRUE !!!
@@DoubleJester i would never go to their establishment
Not because of the demons and all but really it's just they have a lot cancerous rodents, one time i saw a REALLY cancerous rodent, it shot me in the head but i didn't get brain cancerrwe
Swo yehsa i woudl never eta are thagqt estaacbliebshemnt
@@ecby5269i think you might need to see a doctor.....
@@Emberduckmen are in Awe of my Tism.
“Ooooh... Gabriel... now dawns thy EMPLOYEE CALL-INS!!! And thy punishment... is OVERTIME!!!!”
The mannequin would be blacklisted for trying to shove the employer into a mannequin
Ferrymen CAN speak as one of the books says they can speak
damn i forgor. pretend i put them in the perfect hire tier then
@@Emberduck Can I work at this McDonald's plz
no because you'd have to go to hell! don't go to hell!
@@Emberduck sounded like a good workplace lol
Quite literally hell's kitchen
"Yo this Beef tasting kinda rare. GOOD."
-V1
Virtues could fry the potatoes with holy light, holy fries.
holy fries......
@@Emberduck however gabriel would need to help them with the cutting.
that would just turn them to perfect quality healthy potatoes
mindflayers have at least human level motor control, are most likely capable of vocalizing, and can teleport
they could probably work multiple jobs at once, they're the ideal worker
also slight correction, V1 is the only machine that can repair by consuming blood, the rest are fueled by it but not repaired by it
they would probably just refuel on their lunch break or something and needing to be repaired would be like a human being injured, they'd just be out of work temporarily
I thought I missed Swordsmachine lore after hearing the repairing part and instinctively pulled up the wiki
The Minotaur would proably be hired as the food
V1 would be hired to drain the blood
Lol
@Generalmacka farmer v1 would go crazy ngl
drones could get hired to be security cameras since they're literally made to be one
ok but would you pay them
@@Emberduckwhy would I pay him, what’s he gonna do? Dodge my one singular coin punch?
@ true and real
@Emberduck A camera that can legally shoot burglars/robbers, hmm...ill take it
Sisyphus would eat the restaurant faster than the leviathan would, then he would eat the leviathan
appetizer
appetizer
Appetizer
main course (he already ate v1)
main course (he ate v2 too)
V1 is the only machine that can repair itself with blood
yeah, other machines just use it as fuel
The Flesh Panopticon would be hired as the food storage
this prison, to hold me? more like, this prefrigerator, to hold meat
@@Emberduck Made me laugh. Pretty ingenuitive
@@Emberduckprefrigirator… to hold… MEAT?
I could see minors prime saying PREPARE THYSELF for a good meal
minors prime........
@@Emberduck yo i did not realize that 😭
owl could take orders, and as a fellow bird, i wage war for your discrimination.
i'm sorry for my crimes against birdkind
Finally youtube gives me the content I've always wanted
Filths could be used to deliver food to houses... just strap an box with the *ORDER* on its back... give it directions and boom... Deliver Filths
Ferryman could work as generator so restaurant could pay less for electricity
corpse of king minos could be advertising
@MarkKupych walking billboard
better hope he doesnt crush the hell-thru
@@stanley279 It would be worse if the suffer-thru was destroyed
give him an advertisement billboard and he'll carry it and spin it around like one of those guys with signs you'd see outside an estlishment
technically speaking, both Minos and Sisyphus are criminals according to Heaven
even then, Sisyphus is like 5× the size of an average person and wouldn't fit in the building regardless
I love that some ultrakill characters are so crippled that “it has arms” is a genuine point
MACHINE, PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG!
On technicality with Sisyphus and then every other hell entity, most of them probably have criminal records. This is hell y’know.
yeah but sisyphus is just built different
There’s a whole video where Swordsmachine owns a whole restaurant
Really?
yup, it's swordsmachine cooking show
A potential work around for the blood problem could be having a full carcass instead of just the meat leftover blood could be saved as emergency rations for the staff
Minos's corpse would be the one who moves the entire FUCKING FAST FOOD PLACE (and would deliver food almost instantly)
PREPARE THY ORDERS
I liked this!
Idlos could protect the workers from hot oils
so true
manager of mcdonalds... my gratitude upon thee for my paycheck.
barbeque bacon-BOOM(my fucking hamburger😭😭😭)
all our food keeps blowing up
@@EmberduckI NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE MY COMMENT
Ah… palm tree panic past… how beautiful. Nice to hear it.
The idols could protect the ones working the grills and such
Cerberus and drones would be great for security. It's literally what they're made for.
I got some things I disagree with so here they are:
Guttermen could carry large boxes of stuff like ingredients
Minos’s corpse or Benjamin could be the location (Minos is the gluttony layer sorta)
Puppets are pretty liquid-y so maybe something could happen
You could just hire a bunch of idols and stuff them in the back room so the employees can’t die
Most enemies could act as security if you’re that fancy
ok i do kinda agree with most of these actually. aside from minos being gluttony, his mouth was just a gateway to it because hell is non-euclidean. but yeah i can see where you're coming from with these.
@ true
@@Emberduck "There has been a misconception before about how the Gluttony Layer is inside the Corpse of King Minos. However, Hell itself is not a concrete physical space, and the Gluttony layer itself is merely entered through the Corpse's mouth, and does not directly take place entirely inside it, except when it does."
'except when it does' meaning p-1. flesh prison fast food location
Puppets could serve as the Soda-Dispenser for machines, walk up to one and they pour a "finger"? Into the machine's cup
@@FutileStruggleofaBoulder actually a really good idea ngl
1. Benjamin IS the restaurant
2. Maurice has spider leg hair things, barely
Visible but they do exist
3. Where Florp?
blacklisted
florp IS the ingredient.
Finally! Another amazing Frigiduck upload. I
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@@Emberduck AHHHHH
bros editing ramped up since the last tier list I saw
either that or im tweaking
@unprofessional_personel yeah i spent a bit more time on this one yeah
EY WHY AM I NOT THE PERFECT HIRE
good question
V1 would probably get blacklisted immediately because of yknow, beating gabes ass twice so far
@@leojean1774 reasonable
What about mirage then?
Or would it be too similar to v1 and still be blacklisted for the same reason
@@M-necro-m1m6v that's a good question
And the genocide they are in the middle of
And the terrorism
I feel like idol's rating should be lower, because as you've said, if it can't write a resume, it won't even have a chance, just like filths
@itzapix idols could never do anything wrong tho, so there would be no reason to blacklist them
I liked this.
5:13 sue this guy!!1!1!
The puppet is a biohazard as blood is considered a biohazard
ok ok hear me out
it can wear gloves
(i know that won't solve that dilemma i just think it's funny)
I liked this.
WHY IS MC DONALDS NOT IN GLUTTONY!???.
WE GET EIFFEL TOWER, STATUE OF LIBERTY AND BIG BEN IN GREED AND NOT MC DONALDS IN GLUTTONY!!!???
Anyways guys, i bought a property in greed and what they do for you is-
"full auto"
What?...
"Fuller auto!"
*AAAAAA*-
These vids are great as background noise
I liked this!
Rank em by how good of Roommates they'd be - idea courtesy of the legendary GiantGrantGames (but he did it with Starcraft 2 characters)
@@elbowremovalservice oh my god.....
11:07 prepare thy burgers
Thy fries is now!
You can't escape overtime
im loving your content, why dont you have more subs?
because the universe conspires against me
i LOVED this
and i LOVE you
NOW DO *ALL* OF THE STUFF YOU HAVE LEFT!!!!
NO!!!!!
i like this
thanks
you're welcome, thatoneguy
we need the newest update out asap man....
i still have so many things to talk about but please let the update release so i have two weeks worth of content to make videos on
I liked this
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Where v1 in
GUYS i have a correct theory, so both of the prime souls that are currently in the game have been mentioned before hand somewhere. so for p3 what if a maurice locked in and caused maurice pri-
You forgot Agony and Tundra :(
they're basically just spicy swordmachines so they would've been redundant
@Emberduck true. but you put both Gabriels, and both Agony and Tundra are more different to Swordsmachine than Appostate of Hate Gabriel is to Judge of Hell Gabriel.
(Also same goes for Angry and Rude)
@SeleniumHexafluoride ok yeah fair enough. they'd go in the same tiers as their og versions tho.
WHERE FLORP
under a stray's hat
NO thanks
duality of man
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i love this video
Who came up with this💀
M E
:O
11:37 bullshit
sorry mr. phus, i don't make the rules
rat
i hated this!
me too!
I DID NOT LIKE THIS!, IN FACT I HATED IT
to each their own, buddy ol pal
to each their own
@@Emberduck lol
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