@@dewolf123 literally against biological nature to want to die. Depression n suicidal thoughts aren’t praised or seen as healthy. Depression is a mental issue an abnormally to say the least.
the ending is just so pure gold. while his son and father-in-law were fighting the president in the oval office, jerry was trying to learn how to spin this thing and failing
Right, he's such a good actor. I wish he had more main rolls. Also I think I would like to see him play Denzel Washington's general and least one movie
“Son you have a right to refuse his order, and I guarantee your gonna die if you touch me there’s no afterlife, everything just goes black don’t do it!”
You know? Surrounding someone in a circle while using guns is a common thing in television, not sure if in real life. Either way it's a comically weird sad and funny death that can be avoided if they used shields while shooting..
Something about that Oval Office scene, I think it’s my favorite sequence in the show. I remember when I first watched this episode, I had to rewind it about 11 times. And Keith David is great.
The moment they slowly start to realize who or rather what they're dealing with... or to put it less nicely in how deep sh*t they've found themselves in.
It’s great how the only time he shows real anger is when someone says he isn’t a god, doesn’t care about being shot at or threatened, only shows emotions when his abilities are questioned.
“From subordination to hostile powers. Does China know about that rule breaker? China doesn’t piss on the White House. Why would they I’m sure it was expensive.” Fuck that was a good one
@@Goo_Gle. Rick is implying that China bought the white house and with it the american goverment through bribery and their likes. Thats why the chinese wouldnt piss on it, its their property.
@@orangeblood27 Rick and Morty can just be a cartoon, some of it is kind of facts though. Some people are just idiots nowadays and there always will be
Eternity seems like it would get intolerably boring after a while, and the worst part would be that there would never be an end to the tedium. You'd probably just end up going insane, that is if you're lucky enough to be in an afterlife where the potential escape of stark-raving madness is still possible. For a thing to have any meaning or value, it must be finite. Why do you think Rick is such a broken man? He glimpsed infinity, and that was only a glimpse. Imagine living in it, always, unable to escape. You'd be a drooling idiot long before you had even spent a thousand trillionths of what you have to look forward to.
Careful there’s a bunch of cringe 13 year olds who think they are smart and edgy. Don’t assume what I believe it’s going to surprise you if you pull that card
@@cuddybud5316 I think he’s literally just saying the making of the White House had to be very expensive so the Chinese wouldn’t even feel like messing with it.
They just haven't got to the "pretty obvious if you think about it" stage yet. They're still too busy digging up all the water pipes that the EU funded and turning them into missiles.
There are multiple people in this comment section who think Rick and Morty ‘told the future’ when mentioning Palestine and Israel. That’s how incredibly ignorant they are. These people are voting, they’re shaping the future and they don’t even know such a basic thing.
Does anyone have a shot? Yes, 9 people! I can show you. The guy is still perfectly calm after telling AND showing you that and you STILL give the fire order? They got what they deserve
this is exactly what I missed: rick being actually the smartest person in the universe and having tons of props and intelligent mechanisms to defend himself or get what he wants done. Now it's all just an old guy with gadgets trying to get jokes done
he is not as smart anymore, and I'm not talking about he made the gadgets = because he's smart. I'm talking about decision making and being one step ahead. he just has gadgets now because that's his thing and they need it for anything to happen in the series and used for the jokes, which is alright, but definitely missing something
The part about it just going black after you die was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen at the time. I busted out laughing. Such a solid Rick line
This is by far one of the best moments in Rick and Morty. The goofy jokes at the beginning, the tension that built the hostility between Rick and the President. All the jokes in-between. It's chef's kiss.
i love how Rick offered absolutely no explanation on how the agent died other than saying it was a ‘deterrent’
Terrifying thing to watch happen.
Most perfect implementation of the NAP if you ask me.
It could have been anything even a highly contagious virus which is even scarier.
@@Bangy the what?
@@sportyjhf5Q Non-Aggression Principle
"You don't know because you're a bad son!" That gets me every time🤣🤣🤣
Best line
😂😂😂😂😂
Rick chilling with other families while nit giving any time to his own. Classic.
I love that rant so much. It's my favorite one in the entire show.
The fact he doesnt know if Rick is right or wrong says everything.
"Come to 312 Olive Street."
"Is that her address?"
"You don't know because you're a bad son!"
Thnks for the subtitles
Emotional Damage
Underrated lines right here
Laughed my ass off at that line
Rick: literally Doxxed and emotionaly damaged him
"Okay, what was that?"
"Death."
"What kind?!"
"Instant."
Definitely my favourite part of this episode.
It’s a good line but it’s hard to beat the hologram clone cyborg 312 olive street line
And the best technology shown in the series
me 2 (:
1:33
i like "knock him out? how is that a deterrent? everyone wants to be knocked out. nobody wants to be dead."
At 2:27 I love that one secret service agent who is still alive but just staring at Rick with absolute terror in his eyes.
He saw people he worked with possibly for years die in front of him, of course he's scared.
I mean to him rick is a god I don't think bullets would do much to a god
He is shaking too. If you listen carefully you can even hear the gun rattling. Fantastic attention to detail makes shows like this.
And he still dies lol
@@ThisisKyle ikr? He saw a bunch of ppl die after shooting Rick and he's still pointing his gun at him. He got himself killed honestly
The president is smart, hearing that Rick wouldn't kill him, he immediately punched/touched Rick.
He actually hit him with a phone, thus he avoided touching him
Well there are far worse fates than death, so still quite the gamble.
@@swagmaster6988 Which is either smart or smarter, either way it's good writing
@@swagmaster6988 but the people who shot him got killed instantly
Later in the fight scene, he DEFINITELY touches him.
"Everyone wants to be knocked out nobody wants to be dead."
That actually is true.
Except it's not since depression and suicidal thoughts exist. Rick should know that because he's one of them.
@@dewolf123 everyone in a non literal sense.
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK Wdym?
@@dewolf123 literally against biological nature to want to die. Depression n suicidal thoughts aren’t praised or seen as healthy. Depression is a mental issue an abnormally to say the least.
@@whogivesashit9126 That is true
Can I just say the president actually chose to let those people die rather the just take a ducking selfie😂
It's a USA president parody, what did you expect?
To be fair, that people killed themselves when they tried the demigod who made clear they would die if they tried to hurt him.
@@thiagodeandrade7081
More like pissing off the egotistical madman with super-science.
@@thiagodeandrade7081
Kinda like attacking a hungry polar bear with a plastic spoon.
@@Raximus3000 Yep.
wiping hands on the couch? the details make the show
The lack of respect is hilarious.
@@hamzakendrick3688shut the fuck up
Brian Newham
I'm not even sure if he meant to be disrespectful, or if it was just force of habit but 😬 dang.
Aaaaha didnt notice thanks! Harmons all about the little things
What about the big dude that is shaking behind rick the whole time like he is scared.
I love how morty wasnt even bothered when all the guns were drawn 🤣
I mean why would he be? He got into worst situations
@@horrorgalaxy5593 and Rick was with him.
most if not all of them were pointed at Rick and he knows Rick has been through worse
He has weapons of mass destruction aimed at him weekly at a minimum
He even gave them dirty looks before looking back at the laptop 🤣 he knows nobody will touch him with rick present lol
This one scene alone shows why Rick is a force to be reckoned with
*Rickoned
@@charleshalcomb5638 good one
@@curtispage5579 No no no, it was terrible. But it needed to be said
@@charleshalcomb5638 hahaha underrated comment
Honestly ill say s3 ep1
Broke out of prison
Fukd up the citadel
He destroyed an entire intergalactic force by changing a 1 to a 0
Got jerry kicked out
0:59 "Guys, we get it, it's a code red, enough." He's talking to the invisible soldiers.
Yo I never even realized that wtf
I'm not going to lie I thought you were just fucking around at first but it makes perfect sense
that’s hilarious i didn’t even know that at first lol
Nice catch! I didn’t realize that
Ahhhh...I don't get it 😕
the ending is just so pure gold. while his son and father-in-law were fighting the president in the oval office, jerry was trying to learn how to spin this thing and failing
This was actually an accident in clipping. When I noticed it, I decided I liked how it fit and left it.
@@Ferromag999 im so glad you didnt remove it
And he’s wearing socks with sandals
Keith David is always a welcome voice on Rick and Morty.
And adventure time
@@BlackDiamond2718 and Saints Row.
@@Jassiij27 and even close enough now. “SIP MY ASS!”
Right, he's such a good actor. I wish he had more main rolls. Also I think I would like to see him play Denzel Washington's general and least one movie
So true.
I find it pretty funny that Rick is super calm throughout the whole thing, Until he is told that he is NOT a god.
fr he felt personally insulted and affronted by that
@@l3ftie578: Of course he felt insulted, as Rick has said elsewhere... _“I wasn't born into the God business, I fucking earned it.”
That's always the thing that sets him off
What sets you off??
@@ursidae97 Either telling him he's not a god or being a very clever psychologist.
Thanks for uploading this entire clip, including Rick's "self-defense" mechanisms.
Of course. Full scene is always the best. Nothing out of context
@@Ferromag999 except for the failed sign spinning at the end
@@KyleJB007 That made this clip 10 times better
_"They haven't been back home, sir. We've got every possible location under surveillance."_
_"God DAMN IT! THEY'RE RIGHT HERE!"_
LOL.
They’re right here god damn it!!!
They really just said "every possible location" to a guy with a fucking portal gun
0:43 I love how rick is just sitting there in the WHITE HOUSE's couch casually eating popcorn 😂😂😂
@@justchilling177 well yeah duh, I mean he is invincible so what's the worst that could happen
Funny thing is the Oval Office is certainly under constant surveillance lol you would never want to leave a space that important unprotected.
Every time things get busy at work I yell, "TAKE EM DOWN, SEMPER FI!"
2:42
Do you serve Krabby Patties to anchovies?
Signed something called the “pretty obvious if you think about it accords” best line ever
"China doesn't piss on the white house"
"Um, why would they? I'm sure it was expensive"
That's such a raw fucking line
I loved that line. Rick literally throws him a suggestion they are owned already by the commies. They literally own the White House.
One hell of a burn, thats i like that bit the most.
“312 olive street”
“Is that her address”
“You wouldn’t know cause your a bad son”
yes that is what he said in the video. thanks for pointing that out
@@largerbowl fr it's annoying how much people get life's for repeating what the video said like we know we saw the video
Likes*
@@angelcalvillo-torres1536 they’re just noting a part that was funny/good in the video.
@@atomic5989 why do that? We saw the fucking video, that's why we came to see the video they sound dumb asfjust quoting shit we saw in the video
"You couldn't just knock him out?"
Twenty seconds later: *tries to kill Rick*
Also he's impermeable to bullets but not to phones?
Blocking fast projectiles is different than stopping melee. Have you ever played a shooting game?
He needs the president alive for the selfie.
Well he doesn’t want to kill the president
Phone is made of sanchezium
Dune moment
“Son you have a right to refuse his order, and I guarantee your gonna die if you touch me there’s no afterlife, everything just goes black don’t do it!”
Shut up Rick there IS an afterlife, you atheist.
**just fucking drops dead**
"What was that"
@@Darkforce170 "death"
@@tylerwaugaman3662 "what kind?"
2:29 best part of the entire episode 🤣🤣
Finally someone who agrees lmfao
Rick's dominance is insane here lol
thought i was the only one, his monologue paired with the music is the coolest shit ever
Realize that he literally took out a room of agents without moving. That's so awesome🤣
I love the part where the President, moments after watching everyone else drop dead, suddenly picks up a typewriter and just smacks Rick with it.
It’s a phone, not a typewriter but yeah.
"Take 'em down! Semper Fi!"
*grabs flag pole like a spear*
Pretty darn funny stuff.
That was right after he said he wasn't going to kill the president
@thegrimmretails3777people could still know crap despite that knowledge originating before their time
He knew that Rick would not kill him. That Rick needs something from him, the selfie, and so cannot kill him.
Ok but jerry just absolutely failing at the end is what makes this clip lmao.
Rick's technology aside, standing in a full circle while shooting at someone in the center in such a small space was never a good idea
Deafening
Indeed. You gotta watch out for crossfire, my dudes.
Guess they don't teach the secret service the concept of friendly fire
You know?
Surrounding someone in a circle while using guns is a common thing in television, not sure if in real life.
Either way it's a comically weird sad and funny death that can be avoided if they used shields while shooting..
“I’m Doctor Who in this mf” Best Rick quote ever
I guess the 11th doctor is my second favorite doctor now
Right
Rick just looks so badass when he reflects all the bullets without even blinking.
The wrist laser whip thing tho?
Something about that Oval Office scene, I think it’s my favorite sequence in the show. I remember when I first watched this episode, I had to rewind it about 11 times. And Keith David is great.
Were it so easy...
2:25 best part
My favorite part
My favorite part as well. The silence and then "he's not a fucking God" and ricks rant after.
The moment they slowly start to realize who or rather what they're dealing with... or to put it less nicely in how deep sh*t they've found themselves in.
"Why would they? I'm sure it was expensive"
Daaaaaaaaaaamn
I missed most of what the line was, but Keith David's delivery at 2:43 had me in tears
take them down, semper fi
"Semper fi" meaning "always loyal" and being a sort of motto for the US Marines
2:44 i like how this is the moment that morty decided to leave. like as soon as he hears rick's speech he's outta there 💀
did you guys ever realize that at 1:00 he's seeing the invisible soldiers?
2:06
Wiw
@@deus1784 I don't get it
@@akwamibee1326 no invis ppl get shot
@@deus1784 They probably just moved when they saw the red lines
The space stuff and tech is cool but the real power of this show is it's dialog. The script here is just a master piece.
It’s great how the only time he shows real anger is when someone says he isn’t a god, doesn’t care about being shot at or threatened, only shows emotions when his abilities are questioned.
“From subordination to hostile powers. Does China know about that rule breaker? China doesn’t piss on the White House. Why would they I’m sure it was expensive.”
Fuck that was a good one
I don’t get it, I know it’s supposed to be funny but I just don’t get it😂😂😂
@@Goo_Gle. Rick is implying that China bought the white house and with it the american goverment through bribery and their likes. Thats why the chinese wouldnt piss on it, its their property.
@@drachenrecke5090 Fuucck🤣🤣🤣. Thanks dude
@@loganx1039 dude, it's just a dumb cartoon, not a documentary.
@@orangeblood27 Rick and Morty can just be a cartoon, some of it is kind of facts though. Some people are just idiots nowadays and there always will be
I wouldn't wanna die without an afterlife
I have some bad news for you...
If it’s he’ll than I’d rather take nothing it would be like I wasn’t born remember when we weren’t born exactly because we’re not living then
@@musicbyalexYT And I have some good ones for you
Eternity seems like it would get intolerably boring after a while, and the worst part would be that there would never be an end to the tedium. You'd probably just end up going insane, that is if you're lucky enough to be in an afterlife where the potential escape of stark-raving madness is still possible.
For a thing to have any meaning or value, it must be finite. Why do you think Rick is such a broken man? He glimpsed infinity, and that was only a glimpse. Imagine living in it, always, unable to escape. You'd be a drooling idiot long before you had even spent a thousand trillionths of what you have to look forward to.
Careful there’s a bunch of cringe 13 year olds who think they are smart and edgy.
Don’t assume what I believe it’s going to surprise you if you pull that card
Keith David when he is allowed to go loose is just.. TOO much fun. Love all of his sections.
0:10 we need Rick right now!
More like this did not age well.
@@Raximus3000The fuck do you mean? Does a permanent ceasefire sound bad to you?
“Is that her address”
“YOU DONT KNOW CUZ YOURE A BAD SON”
The irony in him, knowing who dr who is after watching death battle
From Goliath (Gargoyles) to the President, Keith David never disappoints!!
The original black panther from the fantastic four the animated series back in the 90s
@@williamfoxx3277I didn't know that, thanks!
Man literally died instantly with no sound bro I need those powers.
Why? Why would you need those powers? Who the fuck do you wanna kill so silently?
@@MrJavixd1000 The President.
@@MrJavixd1000 *Quiet kid vibes intensifies*
@@MrJavixd1000 well Genghis Khan did pretty well for the environment and I'd imagine this is a pretty humane way to solve our "climate change" lol
@@mremu4358 What?
1:30 “there’s no afterlife” says the person who fought god, and the devil directly
Well Zeus but yeah, also the devil.
Yeah they are very episodic with the theists stuff
And as a Christian I love it 😂
this click ends with jerry being jerry
"Am I getting a selfie?"
- Never
"Then I'm never leaving"
- Exactly...
Idk why but that's my favorite part lol
No, " I am Doctor Who in this muthafucka!!!!" That did it for me!
Same 🤣
"See?"
"I mean why would they,I'm sure it was expensive" damn 😂
I don’t get it, is there an article or something??
@@cuddybud5316 he refers to china owning a large part of the US debt. the joke is, china bought the us so they wouldnt piss on their white house
@@cuddybud5316 I think he’s literally just saying the making of the White House had to be very expensive so the Chinese wouldn’t even feel like messing with it.
@@InfinityHS No, he's implying the US (the Oval offfice) was bought and paid for by China.
@@johnbunceiii2668 Damn.
"I'm Doctor Who in this muthafukr!"...luv that line!
“Because they’re assholes!!”
Amazing, Keith David is a legend.
The cursing makes this all the more funny
Sometimes it's hard to watch on adult swim with the cursing beeped out...but I agree with u on the cursing
Looks like we could use that “pretty obvious if you think about it accord” right about now
"I'm Doctor Who in this mother f*cker"
DEATH BATTLE! He knows his abilities and knowledge already
I like how Rick wipes his hands on the sofa, such a petty display of disrespect 😂
israel and palestine didn’t age well..
They just haven't got to the "pretty obvious if you think about it" stage yet. They're still too busy digging up all the water pipes that the EU funded and turning them into missiles.
Unfortunately
For thousands of years now... Nothing changed
How? that's been happening since way before this joke 😅
Nah... It just hasn't happened yet
It's upon us.
"Israel and Pallestine have signed a permanent ceasefire" uh guys about that ceasefire...
Keith David was always my favorite Hollywood Brother. His voice is so well placed and funny in this episode. 2:43 😆The Marine comes out in the Prez!😆
Of course I get this recommended now
"We have every possible location under surveillance."
"G**Damn it! THEY'RE RIGHT HERE!"
I die everytime 😂💀
“I’m doctor who in this mother fucker” - the biggest statement the show has ever given rick 😂😂
I like how it ended with Jerry getting hit in the face by himself
I will always love the fact that the agent that touched Rick looked around as if to say he wanted to refuse the order😂
"You need to call a press conference. Israel and Palestine have announced a permanent ceasefire." "WHAT?!" Oh man.
Everyone saying the Israel Palestine joke didn’t age well like they haven’t been fighting since the 40s on and off constantly
There are multiple people in this comment section who think Rick and Morty ‘told the future’ when mentioning Palestine and Israel. That’s how incredibly ignorant they are. These people are voting, they’re shaping the future and they don’t even know such a basic thing.
@@stirlingarcher7972I pray they’re just trolls that are spewing such garbage. Anyone who is unironically that ignorant shouldn’t be allowed to vote
Does anyone have a shot?
Yes, 9 people! I can show you.
The guy is still perfectly calm after telling AND showing you that and you STILL give the fire order? They got what they deserve
the complete 180 from rick's god tier shenanigans to jerry poking himself in the eye with a piece of cardboard is golden
We need a "Pretty Obvious If You Think About It" accord right about now..
Guess that contract expired 💀💀
“jesus! He’s not a fuckin God!“
Rick is the God of Science
"It was Rick & Morty you fucking dunts" 😂😂😂😂😂
* dunce
Love how it cuts to Jerry hitting himself in the eye out of nowhere
“He’s not a god” after that man touched him and died INSTANTLY 😭😂
I think that agent was the only person Rick has called "son"
Keith David is such a legend, dude gave his all during this performance and it’s so funny
This is possibly one of Rick’s most bad ass moments.
The best part of this is how it pauses the action for a second to show jerry fucking up spinning a sign 😭
This aged very badly.
No shit
gotta love the low key insult in his actions to wipe the popcorn butter off his hands with the couch cushions.
this is exactly what I missed: rick being actually the smartest person in the universe and having tons of props and intelligent mechanisms to defend himself or get what he wants done. Now it's all just an old guy with gadgets trying to get jokes done
Pretty sure you just described the same thing twice
What's the difference?
he is not as smart anymore, and I'm not talking about he made the gadgets = because he's smart. I'm talking about decision making and being one step ahead.
he just has gadgets now because that's his thing and they need it for anything to happen in the series and used for the jokes, which is alright, but definitely missing something
sorry if it's not clear enough the way I tried to explain it
That would've been boring i like there being stakes
Who else thinks hearing rick and morty uncensored is weird
Why would you hear censored???
@@pokoirlyase5931 it airs censored
@@Anonymous-wg5cz On adult swim? No
Pokoirl YaSe Yes. Even family guy is censored.
@@Anonymous-wg5cz That sucks
“You don’t know because you’re a bad son!” 😭😭😭
This is my favorite version of Rick arrogance with the power to fully back it up bro was lowkey a god
Bruh imagine Rick irl, he’s literally the human version of omni man ruthless and all powerful
The most realistic thing here was the president of the US being upset that Palestine and Israel deal a long lasting peace. Not profitable.
"it was Rick n Morty U FUCKING DUNCE" and "GODDAMN IT THEYRE RIGHT HERE" are so goddamn funny. Kieth David is a blessing and must be protected
0:07 that aged well
2:00-2:05 gotta love Justin and how he’s portrays Casual sounding rick
2:48 legend has it the Jerry still struggles on the simplest thing to do 🤦🏽♂️
That’s not fair. It’s hard to spin that it’s too big
That's... Not simple
Damm that laser watch is lethal af lmao
That's my favorite part of the scene. It's op af. And I mean it's a laser so the range is probably insane.
“Everyone wants to be knocked out no one wants to be dead”😂😂😂
The part about it just going black after you die was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen at the time. I busted out laughing. Such a solid Rick line
“Jesus he’s not a fucking god”
“You don’t know what I am”
“You don’t know what I’m capable of”
🥶🥶🥶🥶
God this scene is one of my favorites, the quips between the President and Rick plus the "deterrent" part 😂 classic
The only one who could touch Rick without dying was the president. Smooth, Rick, very well played.
Anytime the president is in the show I get excited 🤣🤣🤣 his dynamic with Rick is awesome 💀💀💀
“Why would they? I’m sure it was expensive”
Absolutely eviserated
One of my favorite back n forths scene on the show
This is by far one of the best moments in Rick and Morty. The goofy jokes at the beginning, the tension that built the hostility between Rick and the President. All the jokes in-between. It's chef's kiss.