Imagine a guy walking by on the other side of the glass seeing these guys and thinks “Wow they’re so successful, look at them talking hardcore business”
That's what I love about this scene. If you couldn't hear them, there woould be literally no indication that they would be talking about anything but business. They're in their suits, sitting around a boardroom table, got paperwork out, pens in hands. It's like a freaking perfect metaphor for corrupt business behind closed doors.
I love the fact behind those glass doors without knowledge of words, they look absolutely professional, perspective-rich conversation, gestures and mimics would make me think ''oh they must me discussing some important shit'' if I was on the office phone
They even took notes about what kind of weapons they might use to knock this fucker out if his wires get crossed and he starts to attack. Now that's some professional dedication.
@@jen-gv7txI mean it’s incredibly vulgar but it’s also funny and entertaining. The only major bad thing about it is that it never really addressed the fact that these dudes were crooks, they stole millions and yet at the end they look like heroes. Still a very entertaining movie though
@@asherhayes2429 it's being played out of from their own perspective. You're meant to see it as one of them, of course they are looking like heroes. They were the main characters in their own world. :')
For a while would get nervous when id see my boss and the owners have meetings until i got promoted and was in this meeting to find out all they did was talk shit like this ....😃
Hahaha this - I used to wonder what the bosses actually talked about when they had there big meetings during the week up in the offices, untill I was a team leader too and was in on these meetings and realised the whole thing was a joke and at least half the meeting was spent discussing football matches 🤣
It's been my favorite movie since it came out, nothing has dethroned it yet... It has sex, drugs, debauchery, violence, comedy, rock and roll. It has it all.
@@CJW0056 Then you’re gonna love the new movie Babylon. It’s also got Margot Robbie, and there’s TONS of debauchery. Tons. Brad Pitt stars, and Tobey Maguire’s in it, too.
I love how Jordan goes “safety is first” and me thinking he meant safety for the midget but he meant safety for his staff if the midget freaks out and attacks them 😂😂
I mean, the whole point is that it is offensive and that these guys are pieces of sh*t. Theyre playing characters that were probably actually like this, theyre not actually condoning the dehumanizing language. Learn the difference.
I just love this scene because they talk about this so seriously like they were actually having a board meeting and talking about stock market shit!!😂😂😂
No shit that’s interesting is amazing because how do you not laugh during this scene. They keep saying “it” or “these things” and “freaks” reference is just so out there
The clever thing about this scene is if you watch it without sound, it looks like they’re talking serious business. People in the office would never know they were talking this about shit, lol.
Most professional and structured conversation in the Movie is about throwing midgets at a Bull’s eye
Honestly the most accurate business scene in any movie
@@Ariccio123 fortune 500 companies could learn a thing or two from this
Little people
@@beepbeep9750 Midgets*****
@@beepbeep9750 *Vertically challenged*
"They're top heavy like a lawn dart so they're built for accuracy." How they keep a straight face while discussing this is beyond me.
I wouldn't be surprised if they had to film a lot of these scenes 20+ times because people couldn't keep straight faces.
After the 67th cut, it’s no longer funny - it’s just performed 😆
@@MikeLikesChannel it’s still funny after 67 times of watching it though haha
I was crying😂😂😂
Why wouldnt you discuss it straight forward, thats a legal discussion to avoid law suits...
This is exactly what I expected a team of millionaires to talk about in a meeting
Millionaires on drugs. Lots of drugs.
It's accurate
@@jasonx-ray3921 sorry I couldn't reply sooner was sitting court side in my season tickets tonight
Yup
@@jasonx-ray3921 did you really get triggered? Lol
‘Let’s keep that in our back pocket’
That line made me laugh to the point of tears
🤣🤣🤣
@@RobustNut 0.51
He says it so casually, too 😂
Best line
Women: All men think about is sex.
Men:
Finally, something made me laugh
Men: “Gooble gobble one of us”
0:45 - 0:50
Funny
🤣 🤣 LOL!!
"these things gossip" 🤣🤣🤣
We're all going to hell.
“No shit that’s interesting” as a reaction to someone describing using a human being as a bowling ball is hilarious
Not a human being, a dwarf.
This entire scene is hilarious from top to bottom.
"Jamie, look that up"
“Ok we’ll get that guy too but”
So glad someone pointed this out. My man.
This dialogue is perfection. “You can’t look him in the eye. It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the following lines is even better "they're like Mona Lisa, they find eye contact wherever you're standing in the room"
PBS has some interesting subjects.
I look at their chin.
@@Nightroamer”I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you are not are you ?” 😂
“I want someone with a tranquilizer gun waiting…” 😂😂
Safety first.
No I don't want to hurtem, I just want them knocked the fuck out
“I don’t want to hurt them, I just want to knock them out” lol. It’s absolutely brilliant 😂
"One of us, Goobal Gabal, One of us"
Imagine a guy walking by on the other side of the glass seeing these guys and thinks
“Wow they’re so successful, look at them talking hardcore business”
That's what I love about this scene. If you couldn't hear them, there woould be literally no indication that they would be talking about anything but business. They're in their suits, sitting around a boardroom table, got paperwork out, pens in hands. It's like a freaking perfect metaphor for corrupt business behind closed doors.
All employees were enjoying the degenerate activities and knew these guys well.
.
If you play this without sound, it really looks like some distinguished gents talking about sophisticated business ideas
Midget throwing is hardcore business. You ever see Microman. He is their mascot
“They’re built for accuracy”
They're built to be thrown🤣🤣🤣
@@harleyb7880 They're top heavy.
@@robrick9361 Like lawn darts.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m so surprised that “It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS” didn’t become a meme 😂
I love the fact behind those glass doors without knowledge of words, they look absolutely professional, perspective-rich conversation, gestures and mimics would make me think ''oh they must me discussing some important shit'' if I was on the office phone
I love how they talk about them like they're not humans.
Hmm? Like who?
Who is them?
@@stefanf5186 Those things that gossip. You know....
they're built for accuracy.
So sad
This whole convo is hilarious. “Let’s keep that in our back pocket.”
😂😂😂
“If we don’t consider him a human - we just consider it an act - I think we’re in the clear.”
0:44 "Lets keep that in our back pocket" lmfao. I've seen this movie idk how many times and I still catch stuff I missed each time.
“They’re built to be thrown, they’re top heavy like a long dart so they’re built for accuracy” 🎯
"Let's keep that in our back pocket" is a brilliant line.
This whole scene is legendary. The part after is just next level shit
When his dad yells about sides 😂
Ironically Jordan Belford is the most compassionate in this scene, he actually cares that they don’t get hurt 😄
Guessing its more for legal reasons than because he gives a shit though.
His suggestion was to use a tranquilliser on them if they got angry hahaha.
" ...they get confused...their wires get crossed" 🤣
“You can’t look em in the eye” 😂😂😂
@@Panama00807 “Like The Mona Lisa” LOL 😆
Very structured and concise conversation about a very important issue. That’s what men do.
They even took notes about what kind of weapons they might use to knock this fucker out if his wires get crossed and he starts to attack. Now that's some professional dedication.
This is the most important scene in ANY movie. Hiring midgets. A skill everyone needs.
This scene changed my life.
@@Renaissance464 hahaha
Just got a contact here in my city that hires midgets dressed as mariachis to parties, it's like 200 dollars, but I'm willing to pay that
@@marcelo497 Now you thinking.
BE CAREFUL THO, these things get together and gossip
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“That’s a fact I saw it on PBS”
Rugrat was hilarious in every scene lol
This seems like genius improv. This movie is so good
no it is not, an atrocity.
@@jen-gv7txI mean it’s incredibly vulgar but it’s also funny and entertaining. The only major bad thing about it is that it never really addressed the fact that these dudes were crooks, they stole millions and yet at the end they look like heroes. Still a very entertaining movie though
@@asherhayes2429 it's being played out of from their own perspective. You're meant to see it as one of them, of course they are looking like heroes. They were the main characters in their own world. :')
“That’s a fact. I saw it on PBS.”
Must have missed that Ken Burns film.
“That’s why I love you. Because you think of shit like that..”
“If it gets hurt …”
“These things gossip”
The professional "bromance" is amazing to watch.
“These things gossip” lmfao
"Pellet gun is gonna hurt em, I just want em out, knocked out cold."
🤣🤣🤣
For a while would get nervous when id see my boss and the owners have meetings until i got promoted and was in this meeting to find out all they did was talk shit like this ....😃
Marcos this is John, your boss. You're fired.
@@SeaUrchinFilms gotemmm
Hahaha this - I used to wonder what the bosses actually talked about when they had there big meetings during the week up in the offices, untill I was a team leader too and was in on these meetings and realised the whole thing was a joke and at least half the meeting was spent discussing football matches 🤣
@@SeaUrchinFilms John this is Sean, the owner of the company, don't bother coming back in after today.
@@seanmartin4790 Sean this is the IRS, you haven't paid your taxes in 30 years, consider your life finished.
What a perfect opportunity to play the Randy Newman song 'Short People'. Can't believe they missed that!
The dialogue flows like poetry
“Let’s keep that in our back pocket” 🤣🤣🤣
“No safety IS first, I want somebody with a fucking tranquilliser gun ready to knock this fucker out” is the best line and just goes under the radar
This movie is simply fucking incredible in terms of acting and story
It's been my favorite movie since it came out, nothing has dethroned it yet... It has sex, drugs, debauchery, violence, comedy, rock and roll. It has it all.
@@CJW0056 Then you’re gonna love the new movie Babylon. It’s also got Margot Robbie, and there’s TONS of debauchery. Tons. Brad Pitt stars, and Tobey Maguire’s in it, too.
@@lydiaboll2872 nah that movie kinda sucks
@@malvarezv97 It’s an acquired taste.
I love how Jordan goes “safety is first” and me thinking he meant safety for the midget but he meant safety for his staff if the midget freaks out and attacks them 😂😂
They talk about “needing protection” and you figure it’s for the little people and then they’re taking about tranquilizer guns and tasers 😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Dwarfs
The Freaks reference at the end kills me every time. 😂
This is the best corporate board meeting ever
Don't you just love the fact that they weren't afraid to offend anyone? Jonah Hill is just another level 😂😂😂
they were clearly afraid of offending midgets
@@g00zik97 I'm talking about the movie makers... they aren't afraid of shit
I mean, the whole point is that it is offensive and that these guys are pieces of sh*t. Theyre playing characters that were probably actually like this, theyre not actually condoning the dehumanizing language. Learn the difference.
The important thing that you guys gotta keep in mind is these things gossip
“The important thing is that these things gossip” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Let’s keep that in our back pocket…”
“They get together and they gossip..” very true
aka “small talk”
This was very inappropriate and hysterically funny at the same time🤣
I just love this scene because they talk about this so seriously like they were actually having a board meeting and talking about stock market shit!!😂😂😂
"Let's keep that in our back pocket" makes me laugh every time
I’m laughing my ass off at that shit
There would be no discernible difference if this was a group of A list UA-camrs and I love it.
From planning little people tossing to giving motivational conferences. Ey, the wheel of life.
Whoever wrote this scene should get a raise.
This video is almost eight years old but most of the comments are recent. UA-cam works in mysterious ways
As brilliant as this scene is, the door opening is the start of an even better scene. What a film.
I need a YT clip that has both. 😂
“Their wires get crossed” 😂
This epic scene followed by Max rant LMAO.
Jordy what the fuck did you spend 10,000$
On sides on?!? Did the sides cure cancer??? 20,000$ to E&J entertainment WTFUCK
IS E&J ENTERTAINMENT!??
Love the fact there's an actual protocol/flyer telling you what you can and can't throw at them... "Any food correct". 0:40
I laughed maniacally the first time I saw this scene, one of the funniest ever...
“I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not are you?” I don’t know why it sounds so innocent but funny 😂
If this whole convo was in the script this is the greatest movie of all time.
If it’s improved it’s the greatest movie of all time.
“Built like a lawn dart” lmao
"that's a fact, I saw it on PBS." LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you’re not are you ? “ that’s was low key funny
So this is what the higher management discuss in meetings
"Safety first!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best thing is they’re having a 100% serious meeting about this.
Covid and remote meetings put the kibosh on all this kind of productive brainstorming.
‘I don’t want to hurt him I just want him knocked out’. I want to drink with these writers. You have to be a great actor to stay in character.
"I fell like you're addressing but you're not are you?"
"Safety is first" I just don't know how they did this scene with their faces straight.
This clip damn near put me in the hospital from laughing
Such an insane conversation. I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face 😂
Friends: You wanna hold our newborn?!
Me: 0:08
"Get a tranquilliser gun, mace, tasers"
Jesus christ they hunting a Yeti?
„Safety first.“ 😂😂😂
No shit that’s interesting is amazing because how do you not laugh during this scene. They keep saying “it” or “these things” and “freaks” reference is just so out there
“I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not, are you?”
The clever thing about this scene is if you watch it without sound, it looks like they’re talking serious business. People in the office would never know they were talking this about shit, lol.
Brother is the bowling ball
This is the type of conversation that you and your friends would have during science class in middle school lol
I feel like you're addressing me right now but you're not are you?
That shit made me burst out laughing 😂
They get confused & their wires get crossed
People outside see them, they look like they're having an important meeting
The scene after this with Rob Reiner yelling about their credit card expenses is the best.
"No thats a fact. I saw it on PBS" killed me
“Im gonna throw the shit outta this little fuckin thing” 😂 lmfao how did he say that with a straight face
I can’t imagine how many times it took to get thru this scene
Wolf of Wall Street was a really strong screenplay
Jonah Hill is a terrific actor.
"That's a fact. I saw it on PBS"
The discussion style looks very realistic.
i love how the movie stayed true to actual fact of dwarves. im sick of misrepresentation in other films, this was a breath of fresh air
Excellent board room meeting. Planning, remediation, rehearsal, contingencies.
I love how from the outside they look like they’re actually having a serious business meeting
The look on that guy's face on the far right at 0:31
0: Good
001: Uniqueness
01: Consent
1: Ethics
2: Problem-Solution
10: Net
11: Justice
21: Solving Problems With Ethics
99: Revolution
100: Liberation
ah yes, finally - a fucking professional meeting
P.J. Bourne's Rugrat playing this scene straight is what's really selling this for me
The way they are discussing it seriously with random “ facts” 😄
"I feel like you're addressing me right now but you're not, are you?"
"You can't look em ri..right in eyes, thei.. their wires g..get all crossed"