Wolf of Wallstreet - Talking about hiring little people

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  • Debating what they can and cant do if they chose to hire a midget
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  • @alexanderward5286
    @alexanderward5286 2 роки тому +7433

    Most professional and structured conversation in the Movie is about throwing midgets at a Bull’s eye

    • @Ariccio123
      @Ariccio123 2 роки тому +173

      Honestly the most accurate business scene in any movie

    • @JonnySublime
      @JonnySublime 2 роки тому +51

      @@Ariccio123 fortune 500 companies could learn a thing or two from this

    • @beepbeep9750
      @beepbeep9750 2 роки тому +7

      Little people

    • @alexanderward5286
      @alexanderward5286 2 роки тому +27

      @@beepbeep9750 Midgets*****

    • @TXnine7nine
      @TXnine7nine 2 роки тому +33

      @@beepbeep9750 *Vertically challenged*

  • @fixandflipofficial
    @fixandflipofficial 2 роки тому +6668

    This is exactly what I expected a team of millionaires to talk about in a meeting

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 2 роки тому +166

      Millionaires on drugs. Lots of drugs.

    • @notdustinschatz9357
      @notdustinschatz9357 2 роки тому +33

      It's accurate

    • @notdustinschatz9357
      @notdustinschatz9357 2 роки тому +64

      @@jasonx-ray3921 sorry I couldn't reply sooner was sitting court side in my season tickets tonight

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 2 роки тому

      Yup

    • @getmad8063
      @getmad8063 2 роки тому +28

      @@jasonx-ray3921 did you really get triggered? Lol

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick 2 роки тому +4738

    Women: All men think about is sex.
    Men:

  • @chargerfan2
    @chargerfan2 2 роки тому +4228

    "They're top heavy like a lawn dart so they're built for accuracy." How they keep a straight face while discussing this is beyond me.

    • @poleag
      @poleag 2 роки тому +97

      I wouldn't be surprised if they had to film a lot of these scenes 20+ times because people couldn't keep straight faces.

    • @MikeLikesChannel
      @MikeLikesChannel 2 роки тому +28

      After the 67th cut, it’s no longer funny - it’s just performed 😆

    • @MrJones895
      @MrJones895 2 роки тому +20

      @@MikeLikesChannel it’s still funny after 67 times of watching it though haha

    • @gfbl
      @gfbl 10 місяців тому +3

      I was crying😂😂😂

    • @michaelfinger6303
      @michaelfinger6303 9 місяців тому +3

      Why wouldnt you discuss it straight forward, thats a legal discussion to avoid law suits...

  • @pettylittleliarbussy
    @pettylittleliarbussy 2 роки тому +4637

    “The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind is that these things gossip. They get together and they gossip.” lmao

    • @elliotrose8836
      @elliotrose8836 2 роки тому +107

      That is literally the part I just laughed at lmao

    • @MrMaacin05
      @MrMaacin05 2 роки тому +43

      Has me dying every time

    • @ananthucs8210
      @ananthucs8210 2 роки тому +53

      And then they go on and say we have to treat them like one of us

    • @yoshi9538
      @yoshi9538 2 роки тому +17

      Thats a good point

    • @AndrewRudinMD
      @AndrewRudinMD 2 роки тому +54

      Thats why I love you....you think of shit like that.

  • @kb4903
    @kb4903 2 роки тому +1810

    ‘Let’s keep that in our back pocket’

  • @hiphopotamus69
    @hiphopotamus69 2 роки тому +1923

    “No shit that’s interesting” as a reaction to someone describing using a human being as a bowling ball is hilarious

    • @aidanmagill6769
      @aidanmagill6769 2 роки тому +27

      Not a human being, a dwarf.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti Рік тому +9

      This entire scene is hilarious from top to bottom.

    • @jonathanmiller5232
      @jonathanmiller5232 Рік тому +6

      "Jamie, look that up"

    • @jloo6822
      @jloo6822 Рік тому +5

      “Ok we’ll get that guy too but”

    • @Mbbrog
      @Mbbrog 10 місяців тому +1

      So glad someone pointed this out. My man.

  • @svengalisounds4471
    @svengalisounds4471 2 роки тому +678

    "these things gossip" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @okstever
      @okstever 2 роки тому +11

      We're all going to hell.

  • @tylerfreitas1453
    @tylerfreitas1453 2 роки тому +750

    “I want someone with a tranquilizer gun waiting…” 😂😂

    • @parhhesia
      @parhhesia 2 роки тому +23

      Safety first.

    • @charlesabramson9492
      @charlesabramson9492 Рік тому

      No I don't want to hurtem, I just want them knocked the fuck out

    • @Iammint77
      @Iammint77 Рік тому +30

      “I don’t want to hurt them, I just want to knock them out” lol. It’s absolutely brilliant 😂

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Рік тому +734

    This dialogue is perfection. “You can’t look him in the eye. It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nightroamer
      @Nightroamer Рік тому +30

      One of the following lines is even better "they're like Mona Lisa, they find eye contact wherever you're standing in the room"

    • @HaimTabibi
      @HaimTabibi Рік тому +2

      PBS has some interesting subjects.

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 9 місяців тому +1

      I look at their chin.

    • @curtiszyr
      @curtiszyr 3 місяці тому

      @@Nightroamer”I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you are not are you ?” 😂

  • @emmah6454
    @emmah6454 2 роки тому +1675

    Imagine a guy walking by on the other side of the glass seeing these guys and thinks
    “Wow they’re so successful, look at them talking hardcore business”

    • @harry2654
      @harry2654 2 роки тому +101

      That's what I love about this scene. If you couldn't hear them, there woould be literally no indication that they would be talking about anything but business. They're in their suits, sitting around a boardroom table, got paperwork out, pens in hands. It's like a freaking perfect metaphor for corrupt business behind closed doors.

    • @adhamadoh2998
      @adhamadoh2998 2 роки тому +18

      All employees were enjoying the degenerate activities and knew these guys well.

    • @orangeblue01
      @orangeblue01 Рік тому

      .

    • @henrikwelamsson4944
      @henrikwelamsson4944 Рік тому +11

      If you play this without sound, it really looks like some distinguished gents talking about sophisticated business ideas

    • @philipposkasotis8658
      @philipposkasotis8658 8 місяців тому +3

      Midget throwing is hardcore business. You ever see Microman. He is their mascot

  • @kholathekid
    @kholathekid 2 роки тому +1017

    I love how they talk about them like they're not humans.

  • @sushi0hifi
    @sushi0hifi 2 роки тому +240

    I’m so surprised that “It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS” didn’t become a meme 😂

  • @lukehoward3168
    @lukehoward3168 2 роки тому +184

    “They’re built for accuracy”

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 2 роки тому +7

      They're built to be thrown🤣🤣🤣

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 2 роки тому +9

      @@harleyb7880 They're top heavy.

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 Рік тому +4

      @@robrick9361 Like lawn darts.

    • @amipadme3985
      @amipadme3985 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pawneechief1
    @pawneechief1 2 роки тому +168

    This whole convo is hilarious. “Let’s keep that in our back pocket.”

  • @jirigenkov1841
    @jirigenkov1841 10 місяців тому +54

    I love the fact behind those glass doors without knowledge of words, they look absolutely professional, perspective-rich conversation, gestures and mimics would make me think ''oh they must me discussing some important shit'' if I was on the office phone

  • @devboyini
    @devboyini 2 роки тому +425

    This whole scene is legendary. The part after is just next level shit

  • @bmoney972
    @bmoney972 2 роки тому +115

    " ...they get confused...their wires get crossed" 🤣

    • @Panama00807
      @Panama00807 2 роки тому +6

      “You can’t look em in the eye” 😂😂😂

    • @andrewburgemeister6684
      @andrewburgemeister6684 Рік тому +1

      @@Panama00807 “Like The Mona Lisa” LOL 😆

  • @ZachGood
    @ZachGood 9 місяців тому +14

    “If we don’t consider him a human - we just consider it an act - I think we’re in the clear.”

  • @wantnoodles
    @wantnoodles Рік тому +182

    Ironically Jordan Belford is the most compassionate in this scene, he actually cares that they don’t get hurt 😄

    • @pault6347
      @pault6347 Рік тому +13

      A true leader...still at least a little motivated by a desire for balance 💁 haha

    • @wowno5763
      @wowno5763 Рік тому +20

      Guessing its more for legal reasons than because he gives a shit though.

    • @gimlisonofgloin3341
      @gimlisonofgloin3341 10 місяців тому +8

      His suggestion was to use a tranquilliser on them if they got angry hahaha.

  • @youngbuck388
    @youngbuck388 2 роки тому +311

    For a while would get nervous when id see my boss and the owners have meetings until i got promoted and was in this meeting to find out all they did was talk shit like this ....😃

    • @SeaUrchinFilms
      @SeaUrchinFilms 2 роки тому +42

      Marcos this is John, your boss. You're fired.

    • @Jisim33
      @Jisim33 2 роки тому +5

      @@SeaUrchinFilms gotemmm

    • @brianpotter149
      @brianpotter149 2 роки тому +12

      Hahaha this - I used to wonder what the bosses actually talked about when they had there big meetings during the week up in the offices, untill I was a team leader too and was in on these meetings and realised the whole thing was a joke and at least half the meeting was spent discussing football matches 🤣

    • @seanmartin4790
      @seanmartin4790 2 роки тому +2

      @@SeaUrchinFilms John this is Sean, the owner of the company, don't bother coming back in after today.

    • @kartikaye3313
      @kartikaye3313 2 роки тому +1

      @@seanmartin4790 Sean this is the IRS, you haven't paid your taxes in 30 years, consider your life finished.

  • @i_bomb_atomikly9692
    @i_bomb_atomikly9692 2 роки тому +38

    “That’s why I love you. Because you think of shit like that..”

  • @leafodan3730
    @leafodan3730 2 роки тому +72

    “If it gets hurt …”
    “These things gossip”

  • @junkiexl86
    @junkiexl86 2 роки тому +36

    0:44 "Lets keep that in our back pocket" lmfao. I've seen this movie idk how many times and I still catch stuff I missed each time.

  • @LIBREPUB
    @LIBREPUB 2 роки тому +72

    This seems like genius improv. This movie is so good

  • @RichBandzMf
    @RichBandzMf Рік тому +17

    “They’re built to be thrown, they’re top heavy like a long dart so they’re built for accuracy” 🎯

  • @ronronvlogs7260
    @ronronvlogs7260 2 роки тому +88

    “Let’s keep that in our back pocket”😂😂😂

  • @tommyrezac2895
    @tommyrezac2895 2 роки тому +61

    “That’s a fact. I saw it on PBS.”
    Must have missed that Ken Burns film.

  • @SuperChuckRaney
    @SuperChuckRaney 2 роки тому +302

    This is the most important scene in ANY movie. Hiring midgets. A skill everyone needs.

    • @Renaissance464
      @Renaissance464 2 роки тому +7

      This scene changed my life.

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 2 роки тому +3

      @@Renaissance464 hahaha

    • @marcelo497
      @marcelo497 Рік тому +1

      Just got a contact here in my city that hires midgets dressed as mariachis to parties, it's like 200 dollars, but I'm willing to pay that

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney Рік тому +3

      @@marcelo497 Now you thinking.
      BE CAREFUL THO, these things get together and gossip

    • @hitesh5551hr
      @hitesh5551hr Рік тому

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  • @quintonwilson8565
    @quintonwilson8565 2 роки тому +86

    This movie is simply fucking incredible in terms of acting and story

    • @CJW0056
      @CJW0056 2 роки тому +11

      It's been my favorite movie since it came out, nothing has dethroned it yet... It has sex, drugs, debauchery, violence, comedy, rock and roll. It has it all.

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 Рік тому

      @@CJW0056 Then you’re gonna love the new movie Babylon. It’s also got Margot Robbie, and there’s TONS of debauchery. Tons. Brad Pitt stars, and Tobey Maguire’s in it, too.

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink 11 місяців тому +15

    "Let's keep that in our back pocket" is a brilliant line.

  • @ryansaunchegraw2836
    @ryansaunchegraw2836 2 роки тому +19

    The professional "bromance" is amazing to watch.

  • @DarkKnight-fd1kf
    @DarkKnight-fd1kf 2 роки тому +386

    I would have paid so much money to have been there on set as they do takes laughing. 1:23 Jonah touching his cheeks trying not to smile 😂

    • @jd0879
      @jd0879 Рік тому +9

      No he wasnt

    • @sonofoccuna
      @sonofoccuna Рік тому +18

      @@jd0879 yes he was

    • @nilssonakerlund2852
      @nilssonakerlund2852 Рік тому +9

      I've seen this movie a dozen times and I never caught that. Thanks for pointing it out.

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 Рік тому +27

    “That’s a fact I saw it on PBS”
    Rugrat was hilarious in every scene lol

  • @socallawrence
    @socallawrence 2 роки тому +27

    “Let’s keep that in our back pocket” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Danzo_Dattori
    @Danzo_Dattori 2 роки тому +44

    So this is what the higher management discuss in meetings

  • @Panama00807
    @Panama00807 2 роки тому +46

    “The important thing is that these things gossip” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @murad98
    @murad98 2 роки тому +23

    Very structured and concise conversation about a very important issue. That’s what men do.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti Рік тому

      They even took notes about what kind of weapons they might use to knock this fucker out if his wires get crossed and he starts to attack. Now that's some professional dedication.

  • @Triumphant144
    @Triumphant144 2 роки тому +26

    “These things gossip” lmfao

  • @whentheleveebreaks4732
    @whentheleveebreaks4732 Рік тому +10

    “They get together and they gossip..” very true

  • @rajendranadarajan8931
    @rajendranadarajan8931 11 місяців тому +5

    The dialogue flows like poetry

  • @jasonwest2297
    @jasonwest2297 2 роки тому +21

    What a perfect opportunity to play the Randy Newman song 'Short People'. Can't believe they missed that!

  • @billycloudy9078
    @billycloudy9078 11 місяців тому +38

    I just love this scene because they talk about this so seriously like they were actually having a board meeting and talking about stock market shit!!😂😂😂

  • @odinshalldawnoftitans881
    @odinshalldawnoftitans881 2 роки тому +221

    Don't you just love the fact that they weren't afraid to offend anyone? Jonah Hill is just another level 😂😂😂

    • @g00zik97
      @g00zik97 Рік тому

      they were clearly afraid of offending midgets

    • @odinshalldawnoftitans881
      @odinshalldawnoftitans881 Рік тому +4

      @@g00zik97 I'm talking about the movie makers... they aren't afraid of shit

    • @wowno5763
      @wowno5763 Рік тому

      I mean, the whole point is that it is offensive and that these guys are pieces of sh*t. Theyre playing characters that were probably actually like this, theyre not actually condoning the dehumanizing language. Learn the difference.

    • @masterchief1992HHQ
      @masterchief1992HHQ 11 місяців тому +8

      The important thing that you guys gotta keep in mind is these things gossip

  • @pedrosarti9468
    @pedrosarti9468 9 місяців тому +3

    This epic scene followed by Max rant LMAO.

  • @chandlergregory473
    @chandlergregory473 10 місяців тому +17

    “No safety IS first, I want somebody with a fucking tranquilliser gun ready to knock this fucker out” is the best line and just goes under the radar

  • @SBRS47
    @SBRS47 2 роки тому +69

    I feel like you're addressing me right now but you're not are you?

    • @Eli-ss9gj
      @Eli-ss9gj 2 роки тому +3

      That shit made me burst out laughing 😂

  • @shaneb8254
    @shaneb8254 2 роки тому +11

    “Their wires get crossed” 😂

  • @adrianislas5755
    @adrianislas5755 2 роки тому +15

    The Freaks reference at the end kills me every time. 😂

  • @dylanbushmire2623
    @dylanbushmire2623 9 місяців тому +2

    “They’re built to be thrown “ I didn’t think it was possible to connect with something on that high of a level

  • @Krowsnose
    @Krowsnose 2 роки тому +34

    "If we don't consider him a human..."
    Haha. The conversation just gets worse and worse 😂

  • @99dndd
    @99dndd Рік тому +44

    As brilliant as this scene is, the door opening is the start of an even better scene. What a film.

    • @amipadme3985
      @amipadme3985 3 місяці тому

      I need a YT clip that has both. 😂

  • @Ktonrider
    @Ktonrider 10 місяців тому +8

    They talk about “needing protection” and you figure it’s for the little people and then they’re taking about tranquilizer guns and tasers 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @booognish
    @booognish 2 роки тому +79

    I laughed maniacally the first time I saw this scene, one of the funniest ever...

  • @FlyingPaladin
    @FlyingPaladin 2 роки тому +14

    This video is almost eight years old but most of the comments are recent. UA-cam works in mysterious ways

  • @bmphil3400
    @bmphil3400 2 роки тому +7

    Covid and remote meetings put the kibosh on all this kind of productive brainstorming.

  • @jorgel.moquete1969
    @jorgel.moquete1969 2 роки тому +34

    From planning little people tossing to giving motivational conferences. Ey, the wheel of life.

  • @amaddenmind4597
    @amaddenmind4597 2 роки тому +13

    This was very inappropriate and hysterically funny at the same time🤣

  • @jimcameron9848
    @jimcameron9848 7 місяців тому +5

    Let's keep that in our back pocket...

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 2 роки тому +3

    No shit that’s interesting is amazing because how do you not laugh during this scene. They keep saying “it” or “these things” and “freaks” reference is just so out there

  • @Hammifornia24
    @Hammifornia24 9 місяців тому +3

    If this whole convo was in the script this is the greatest movie of all time.
    If it’s improved it’s the greatest movie of all time.

  • @twistandshoutabout
    @twistandshoutabout Рік тому +2

    "I fell like you're addressing but you're not are you?"

  • @PinkMonkeyBird
    @PinkMonkeyBird 2 роки тому +6

    There would be no discernible difference if this was a group of A list UA-camrs and I love it.

  • @santanakay5776
    @santanakay5776 6 місяців тому +13

    I love how Jordan goes “safety is first” and me thinking he meant safety for the midget but he meant safety for his staff if the midget freaks out and attacks them 😂😂

  • @danghoangluong2942
    @danghoangluong2942 7 місяців тому +2

    "That's a fact. I saw it on PBS"

  • @dickgrayson4325
    @dickgrayson4325 2 роки тому +14

    Lol, "let's not rule it out and keep it in our back pocket." 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
    Jonah Hill is a fantastic amazing actor. 👏

  • @Incognito-vc9wj
    @Incognito-vc9wj 2 роки тому +23

    The clever thing about this scene is if you watch it without sound, it looks like they’re talking serious business. People in the office would never know they were talking this about shit, lol.

  • @TheVVildHunt
    @TheVVildHunt 9 місяців тому +2

    I am convinced when the upper brass at my company has their weekly huddles this is EXACTLY what they talk about

  • @danieltang5130
    @danieltang5130 7 місяців тому +3

    Love the fact there's an actual protocol/flyer telling you what you can and can't throw at them... "Any food correct". 0:40

  • @abdullahabd7677
    @abdullahabd7677 2 роки тому +24

    Jonah Hill is a terrific actor.

  • @jjk9275
    @jjk9275 2 роки тому +4

    "that's a fact, I saw it on PBS." LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hamzasalman6345
    @hamzasalman6345 2 роки тому +5

    watch this in mute, then with sound on. Funniest shit ever😂

  • @Ananse15
    @Ananse15 9 місяців тому +3

    “I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not are you?” I don’t know why it sounds so innocent but funny 😂

  • @hugohernandez610
    @hugohernandez610 5 місяців тому +1

    The best thing is they’re having a 100% serious meeting about this.

  • @Nancooks271
    @Nancooks271 2 місяці тому +1

    My favorite scene of any movie of all time

  • @supreme2005
    @supreme2005 Рік тому +2

    "That's a fact. I saw it on PBS."🚬

  • @sbh_tx
    @sbh_tx 2 роки тому +6

    “Built like a lawn dart” lmao

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin 7 місяців тому +2

    "JORDAAAAANNNN!"

  • @jasonm7767
    @jasonm7767 Рік тому +2

    “Let’s keep that in our back pocket…”

  • @playerreview9041
    @playerreview9041 2 роки тому +4

    „These things gossip“

  • @NiquidFox
    @NiquidFox 6 місяців тому +2

    “Im gonna throw the shit outta this little fuckin thing” 😂 lmfao how did he say that with a straight face

  • @wanderlust1282
    @wanderlust1282 Рік тому +2

    Whoever wrote this scene should get a raise.

  • @BearMoose
    @BearMoose 8 місяців тому +1

    “I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not, are you?”

  • @soldierboy4912
    @soldierboy4912 6 місяців тому +1

    “These THINGS gossip, they get together and they gossip

  • @dongzambrano
    @dongzambrano Рік тому +2

    "Safety is first" I just don't know how they did this scene with their faces straight.

  • @gatlu2law756
    @gatlu2law756 2 роки тому +6

    Am just jealous of the FEDS after they tampered their board rooms.
    They must have had blast just laughing all day.

  • @ObzTicle
    @ObzTicle Рік тому +3

    People outside see them, they look like they're having an important meeting

  • @jdblueee
    @jdblueee 2 роки тому +5

    "Get a tranquilliser gun, mace, tasers"
    Jesus christ they hunting a Yeti?

  • @craigschaffer828
    @craigschaffer828 2 роки тому +41

    I miss smoking in business meetings...for real!

  • @delloffthewall
    @delloffthewall 2 роки тому +20

    Friends: You wanna hold our newborn?!
    Me: 0:08

  • @xifyction1175
    @xifyction1175 3 місяці тому +1

    „Safety first.“ 😂😂😂

  • @adamschaeffer4057
    @adamschaeffer4057 2 роки тому +16

    The look on that guy's face on the far right at 0:31

  • @user-sv6gf7ei5d
    @user-sv6gf7ei5d 10 місяців тому +2

    The way they are discussing it seriously with random “ facts” 😄

  • @AbdiqalisMohamud010
    @AbdiqalisMohamud010 Рік тому +2

    Wolf of Wall Street was a really strong screenplay

  • @Ktonrider
    @Ktonrider 10 місяців тому +5

    This clip damn near put me in the hospital from laughing

  • @pedobear8071
    @pedobear8071 2 роки тому +3

    Adding "I saw it on PBS" makes anything a fact

  • @dadbodtee4987
    @dadbodtee4987 2 роки тому +2

    "Safety first"

  • @curtiszyr
    @curtiszyr 3 місяці тому +1

    “I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you’re not are you ? “ that’s was low key funny

  • @rolandof7413
    @rolandof7413 11 місяців тому +2

    It's a fact I saw it on PBS. 😂

  • @toreckman8899
    @toreckman8899 10 місяців тому +3

    ‘I don’t want to hurt him I just want him knocked out’. I want to drink with these writers. You have to be a great actor to stay in character.