What Happens When Robots Malfunction in 2025

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  • @Daimaza
    @Daimaza 19 днів тому +466

    Women doing 4B? That's fine, i'll go with 2B instead

    • @thegarbageman8713
      @thegarbageman8713 19 днів тому +28

      I'll take 9S then

    • @brandonisburied
      @brandonisburied 19 днів тому +32

      goated comment. only terminally online would get it

    • @ScatMonkey777
      @ScatMonkey777 19 днів тому +46

      When 4B women are literally double the size of 2B

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 19 днів тому +47

      ​@@ScatMonkey777when 4B women weigh more than 2B

    • @tyromancermirrows
      @tyromancermirrows 19 днів тому +5

      If 2P is not taken, I'll take her, thanks

  • @TheMarkus203
    @TheMarkus203 19 днів тому +203

    Ladies, I'm sorry to tell you this but... those robots don't come with a bank account and insurance policy for you to exploit. You also can't divorce it for half it's stuff.

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 19 днів тому

      not just that, they will actually have to pay for those robots instead of getting both sex and financial gain.
      The moment there are realistic and affortable sex robots for both genders is the moment true equality will show up, and i know some women who will hate it.

    • @nickwen2881
      @nickwen2881 19 днів тому +44

      I could make a quip about generalization but with all these tiktoks and twitter posts just finding their way to the surface from the cesspool they come from i dont think ur wrong ☠️☠️☠️

    • @slyngn7847
      @slyngn7847 19 днів тому +16

      You say that now but just watch that they are going to have things like warranties, updates, subscriptions, maintenance fees, service fees, _"service"_ fees😏, and who knows what else corporations will think of to take your money.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 19 днів тому

      @@slyngn7847 *H A P P Y S H O P P I N G*

    • @Taz-ey4jl
      @Taz-ey4jl 17 днів тому +5

      @@slyngn7847
      Did you not read the comment?

  • @lazy2335
    @lazy2335 19 днів тому +132

    0:12 a whole new meaning to home alone

    • @YBS_G.a.S
      @YBS_G.a.S 19 днів тому +7

      😂😂😂 underrated comment lol

    • @beauwalker9820
      @beauwalker9820 14 днів тому

      It starts at 0:07 and now that moment looks more freaky. I want to find that meme/GIF image lol.

  • @rwill156
    @rwill156 19 днів тому +68

    This is what happens when you overclock your robo girlfriend.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 19 днів тому +14

      Overclocking without the l

  • @pandyne
    @pandyne 19 днів тому +57

    Poorly grounded robot girlfriend >>> poorly grounded human girlfriend.

  • @MuffinHunterX
    @MuffinHunterX 19 днів тому +76

    The scene from Demolition Man comes closer every day.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 18 днів тому

      the moment we get cones is when it goes too far

  • @ryimscaith1593
    @ryimscaith1593 19 днів тому +97

    Women been doing this for decades, LOL. Fun Machines and Bad Dragon, the list goes on and on. If not plugged in, they own stock in Duracell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @greasycheese8095
      @greasycheese8095 19 днів тому

      hate to break it to you, bad dragon was not made for women

    • @Taz-ey4jl
      @Taz-ey4jl 17 днів тому

      🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 14 днів тому +2

      _The only difference is that women can't count on those toys to have a job or a business to provide for them._
      _An artificial intelligence that understands the value of my affections, on the other hand, is the better choice for a man._
      _And the money will be worth it than a woman who dreams of being free by becoming a public bicycle._

  • @Warvvolf
    @Warvvolf 19 днів тому +63

    What's worst is robo GFs wil be a subscription service.

    • @TheGuyWhoIsSitting
      @TheGuyWhoIsSitting 19 днів тому +29

      And it records everything to monitor your behavior.

    • @Roark787
      @Roark787 19 днів тому +44

      Considering that men are typically expected to be the main ones routinely paying for the relationship, that doesn't really sound all that much different. If anything, the robot GF subscription service is atleast up front about it and cuts out the middle man.

    • @freakboy220
      @freakboy220 19 днів тому +36

      @@Roark787 And mostly likely cheaper in the long run.

    • @TheMarkus203
      @TheMarkus203 19 днів тому +16

      still cheaper than the average divorce

    • @yumri4
      @yumri4 19 днів тому +1

      @@TheMarkus203 Well when it "learns" something you do not want just hit reset on it and it will go back to factory settings thus not an issue anymore. As I had this idea in my head from the Alana clip I am sure there is already a product for it but a AR/VR AI GF product that also comes in the form of a few physical robots that will do everything you would want your wife to but have the sexy time happen whenever you want while the robot as it most likely is in 7 independent but networked together parts to do all the jobs can do the other 6 why you are having sexy time with it. Mostly as that one part is just for sexy time.

  • @S1EEPLES5
    @S1EEPLES5 19 днів тому +57

    At least the robot is nice and loyal

    • @thorin1045
      @thorin1045 19 днів тому

      you know the next bs push will be liberation of the oppressed robot girls, they will be able to take your house and half of your income...

    • @kerianhalcyon2769
      @kerianhalcyon2769 19 днів тому +4

      Up until it can get remotely hacked, then you've got to get its memory purged or else every time you try to put the spanner in she starts playing dank memes from 2016 at max volume or advertising Russian cryptocurrencies. And that's when you're awake.

    • @S1EEPLES5
      @S1EEPLES5 19 днів тому +4

      @kerianhalcyon2769 fair point

    • @noone12748
      @noone12748 10 днів тому +2

      ​@@kerianhalcyon2769 Are you from the future?

  • @Tokyo393-yv6ql
    @Tokyo393-yv6ql 19 днів тому +31

    That pause frame is legendary

  • @Awakened_Mucacha
    @Awakened_Mucacha 19 днів тому +13

    Risk assessment: worth

  • @boanoah6362
    @boanoah6362 18 днів тому +4

    If my robot GF can stroke my hair, tell me she loves me, and cuddle on the couch after a hard day it's 1000% worth it.

  • @elijahbrown3551
    @elijahbrown3551 19 днів тому +11

    Funny, that’s from Home Alone 2.

  • @monkey8732
    @monkey8732 19 днів тому +10

    Its things like this that make me think Ultron was onto smth

    • @WhtCrstlJudgmntDrgn
      @WhtCrstlJudgmntDrgn 18 днів тому

      Ultron and Thanos were correct. Only mistake Thanos made was not blinking all of existence.

  • @Dumah36
    @Dumah36 19 днів тому +28

    They might like it.
    The results may shock you.

  • @ukscf
    @ukscf 19 днів тому +15

    Still better than losing half your stuff, false accusations and all the other bull that modern women bring. 😒

  • @unboundvision
    @unboundvision 19 днів тому +5

    Most women will not be going for AI robot husbands. It's the men who are going to be doing that, and they already are. It's basically over for these women.

    • @mothbreeder641
      @mothbreeder641 18 днів тому

      Yeah, this is just a coping article. They're about to lose the only thing they can use to attract men. They'll have to actually try to be good women again instead of just a hole.

  • @josephmorales9498
    @josephmorales9498 7 днів тому

    The absolute silence and surprise in her face was priceless 😂

  • @seagrey75
    @seagrey75 19 днів тому +13

    WEF plan.

  • @Jon_Fury
    @Jon_Fury 19 днів тому +9

    Ngl… *would* ⚡️💀👍

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor 18 днів тому

    There was a Ghost in the Shell episode about this. Actually, the entire second movie.

  • @Cytryz
    @Cytryz 19 днів тому +22

    i hope we get the full dive vr soon. Then they can bring out the fembots. Go for anime or pixar + human look first, so that way they can completely solve the uncanny problem and then release the hyper realistic ones and spare the public from the creepy looking bots.
    Also when she malfunctions she won’t blame it on you and belittle you lol. :3

    • @VerladT
      @VerladT 19 днів тому +1

      Plot twist: The social mimicry is so good it acts exactly like a woman, and your bot accuses you of not doing enough maintenance, belittling you for not having a better job to afford her maintenance.

    • @WardenWyrd
      @WardenWyrd 19 днів тому

      Aunt Cass will finally be mine 🥵

    • @nicholasrandall3507
      @nicholasrandall3507 19 днів тому

      If they overwrite your senses with electrical impulses, it'd be easier to just stimulate your pleasure centers directly.
      It'd be funny to read about the people who starved to death despite eating digital food and feeling full.

    • @Taz-ey4jl
      @Taz-ey4jl 17 днів тому

      Can y’all please stop being pathetic.

    • @Taz-ey4jl
      @Taz-ey4jl 17 днів тому

      @@nicholasrandall3507
      That sounds like some kind of hell.

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 19 днів тому +1

    The future will be the Hand Maiden Tale's, except the maidens are all robots. 🤣

  • @Echs_One
    @Echs_One 19 днів тому +11

    "You give up a few things chasing a dream."

  • @beauwalker9820
    @beauwalker9820 14 днів тому

    Honestly, the idea of a robot girlfriend or waifu scares me.

  • @bowserjrimacasualshutup6754
    @bowserjrimacasualshutup6754 19 днів тому +1

    get springtrapped lmao

  • @tactitard7645
    @tactitard7645 19 днів тому +8

    Still safer than some gals out there

  • @lusa3002
    @lusa3002 19 днів тому +2

    Twingling dingling fushhh...

  • @CalciumChief
    @CalciumChief 19 днів тому +2

    0:26 Indded I am, but I am also too much of a boomer to fudge a toaster. I may be easy, but it still needs to be an IRL GF for me.

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 19 днів тому

    I am okay with this.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 17 днів тому

    I can't tell if the headline is saying women will be having more sex with sex bots instead of men, or women are the bigger consumers of sex bots than men.

  • @Taz-ey4jl
    @Taz-ey4jl 17 днів тому

    God I hate this world with all the people wanting to do things robot garbo you will never catch with one I’m that despair/pathetic.

  • @taylorlinyard3533
    @taylorlinyard3533 19 днів тому

    I thought people like getting shocked.

  • @Kanerudo
    @Kanerudo 15 днів тому

    Would it be a robo dragoness girlfriend? 😂

  • @Kyleplaysgames567
    @Kyleplaysgames567 14 днів тому

    Still better than a real woman.

  • @rionugroho1403
    @rionugroho1403 19 днів тому

    I don't know what to say about this

  • @jaidora
    @jaidora 19 днів тому +1

    Joke or not, I can believe that. All guys need is one hand to get the job done.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 19 днів тому

    No they won't

  • @CodyLamb-yo4ox
    @CodyLamb-yo4ox 17 днів тому

    #dead

  • @kerianhalcyon2769
    @kerianhalcyon2769 19 днів тому

    Honestly, I find it more likely that women will jump to robot boyfriends than men to robot girlfriends. Especially in this world where you've got women have this attitude that they should shoot for higher standards instead of for mutual feelings or respect, while also demanding constant attention and no actual emotional response from their partner...that's literally just a robot.

    • @mothbreeder641
      @mothbreeder641 18 днів тому

      Modern women are literally just a moving hole and when that gets replaced by robots..

    • @arnoldnym2466
      @arnoldnym2466 18 днів тому

      Women in their 40s will, yes. Women before 40 will be handed around by the last chads and tyrones out there and then turn into the bitter 40 year olds of the future.

  • @BasicNatural69
    @BasicNatural69 19 днів тому +15

    Can we clone alanas 3D model yet? Wake me up when we can clone alanas 3D model

  • @JukeHighwalker
    @JukeHighwalker 18 днів тому

    You're screwed, kiddo...