There are some greentexts which approach the level of artistry. Most long-form tard related ones fall into this category. Fats Mcgee and his retard 3 will forever send my sides into orbit
If you enjoy those types of stories search "tard tales" and you'll find several have uploaded themselves reading the stories, though they won't be narrated by Pippa, they are still enjoyable.
This story reminds me why I despise people who defend the actions of people like this and insist in shoving them into "normal" society. They need intensive help, not socialization.
On one hand i feel like he did deserve punishment for assaulting and harassing a person for 3 years and agree that O.P shouldn't have had to deal with him on the grounds that it was not his job and the special needs staff was horrible, but on the other hand i think it was very uncessary to basically put a sexual assault hit on a minor and when he was an adult instigate him into attacking you. Overall though a great story that shows a morally dark grey protagonist if it's fake (which it probably is) and if it's real damn, That's kinda fucked up hope everyone turned out ok and didn't get scarred by the federal prison system (basically torture.)
This is one of those greentexts that I don't care if it may be fake. It was so well thought out and so funny, that enough does it justice.
Fats McGee and the Retard Three
by Anon
Narrated by Pipkin Pippa
You forgot the "Audible productions presents"
@@Zel_eonah, gotta be LibriVox.
Damn, this story is more than 10 years old now...
Im always impressed how she is mostly unphased and professional when reading those. I would emote a ton.
This is the sort of story that makes 4chan great.
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752She would never self-dox like that
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752Explains why she is ESL, she doesn't speak American
Pippa's reading of this is such a classic. Been coming back to this clip almost every month.
Thank you, Dingle McPringle, for having Pippa read this classic.
There are some greentexts which approach the level of artistry. Most long-form tard related ones fall into this category. Fats Mcgee and his retard 3 will forever send my sides into orbit
Don't forget the Chippo Man, the Tale of The Pooping Bandit, Anon: King of The Crows, John Is Kill, and of course Man Door Hand Hook Car Door.
What a tale. And then Pippa concludes it the same way I would too.
I’m crying
It hurts to breathe
This is way too fuckin funny
I had forgotten about this one... Truly a legend of the internet.
Ah, the greatest of all greentext stories
Such an inspiring tale
I liked this purely because around the 7 minute mark we were blessed with Pippa screams. 10/10
A beautiful classic
yes i was waiting for someone to clip this. i can imagining this shit happening at my old highschool.
If you enjoy those types of stories search "tard tales" and you'll find several have uploaded themselves reading the stories, though they won't be narrated by Pippa, they are still enjoyable.
It's good of you to include the disclaimer before each clip!
Aw hell yeah!!! Tard Threads were the dumbest but the best things from b
Looked down and saw this was thirteen minutes and not three. This calls for apple juice and a snack
This is the quality content I watch pippa for
This story reminds me why I despise people who defend the actions of people like this and insist in shoving them into "normal" society. They need intensive help, not socialization.
This always brings back memories of similar stuff I dealt with years ago and brings a smile to my face.
Beautiful. Give Anon a Pulitzer prize for that sht.
Just need Pippa to real that Sims 3 greentext, the one that burns the hoes because the OP doesn't get any love
ESL bunny is so cute
Hearing a tard story makes me weep for Sweener.
Dude has a will of steel. I would have done something really bad that I shouldn't say in a comment on the first day.
As someone who went to a special ed school this triggered a few memories of my own.
Disturbingly Epic.
A pity I don't have free time left to wade through the Septic5 cesspoll that is 4chan to find these absolute diamonds.
On one hand i feel like he did deserve punishment for assaulting and harassing a person for 3 years and agree that O.P shouldn't have had to deal with him on the grounds that it was not his job and the special needs staff was horrible, but on the other hand i think it was very uncessary to basically put a sexual assault hit on a minor and when he was an adult instigate him into attacking you. Overall though a great story that shows a morally dark grey protagonist if it's fake (which it probably is) and if it's real damn, That's kinda fucked up hope everyone turned out ok and didn't get scarred by the federal prison system (basically torture.)
Ray definitely deserved to get fucked for what he did at the prom, but OP did nothing wrong at any point.
Sucks the guy who wrote these got arrested for pedo charges a few years back.
What?! Got sauce?
He did become the coach after all.
Source?
I don't think there's a source.
@@Thesngian1. This was once revealed to me in a dream.
2. See Otto, _Das Heillige_ pp. 618