Idiots On Bikes | Hilarious Cyclist Fails Compilation

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
  • Bicycles are the most energy-efficient machine ever created, particularly when it comes to their Riding-To-Fails ratio, considering the clips we've seen lately. Not everyone was born coordinated, so if you aren't regularly wearing a helmet already then here's a bunch of reasons to order one now. #failarmy #fails #funny #compilation
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 19 тис.

  • @CODYORMOE
    @CODYORMOE 3 роки тому +18457

    The “I’m not dead” guy was WOW. Slid under a whole semi and lived to tell the tale. Hope he played the lottery after that.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 роки тому +435

      But you must agreed it was cool:)

    • @macoshist5042
      @macoshist5042 3 роки тому +542

      Man I don't know about you, but I think he's not dead

    • @soupbone10olgathecat45
      @soupbone10olgathecat45 3 роки тому +61

      That idiot should not be on a bike! I no he'll never go fast again 🤣!!

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 3 роки тому +415

      I had to rewind that one a couple of times. Absolutely insane

    • @BosoxPatsfan603
      @BosoxPatsfan603 3 роки тому +207

      That was insane he could have been crushed

  • @six
    @six 3 роки тому +7768

    That guy at 0:59 used up all of his luck for the rest of his life, that was brutal

    • @OgSleep
      @OgSleep 3 роки тому +283

      I don't kno how he got out of that

    • @diegofigueroa1846
      @diegofigueroa1846 3 роки тому +377

      Wtf! He was across the truck?

    • @cradlepen5621
      @cradlepen5621 3 роки тому +87

      Its okay guy he's an actor. Look up Daring Dumpy Poop Man. Honestly though that was like an action shot

    • @pug8550
      @pug8550 3 роки тому +103

      Too much fast and furious

    • @grumpyone5963
      @grumpyone5963 3 роки тому +30

      His own worst enemy. Where does he think the driver is looking and sitting, and therefore his view of you approaching from there. When he gets a new bike I bet he rides behind one reversing.🙈

  • @fratercontenduntocculta8161
    @fratercontenduntocculta8161 3 роки тому +2241

    The motorcycle guy unintentionally performed an action movie stunt and nailed it without serious injury. That was the most impressive win I've seen so far.

    • @XxRatGodxX
      @XxRatGodxX 3 роки тому +25

      That was sick to say the least

    • @res6148
      @res6148 3 роки тому +18

      I think his back flesh was ripped tho

    • @XxRatGodxX
      @XxRatGodxX 3 роки тому +43

      @@res6148 yeah although it's seems he did not break anything and if he was wearing the proper gear he walked away without a scratch

    • @KentRoads
      @KentRoads 3 роки тому +5

      Impressive fail* :)

    • @JailoloMusik19
      @JailoloMusik19 3 роки тому +1

      @@res6148 h

  • @Sneaky_Assassinooo
    @Sneaky_Assassinooo 7 місяців тому +16

    2:13 they were going to kiss eachother 😂😂💀

  • @friendfromindia7202
    @friendfromindia7202 3 роки тому +6380

    Man, some of these were way more dangerous than just fails

  • @ex35240sx
    @ex35240sx 3 роки тому +892

    That dude went under the semi truck trailer. Talk about some fast and furious luck

    • @CarrieMHB222
      @CarrieMHB222 3 роки тому +41

      “I’m not dead! I’m not dead!”

    • @empire-classfirenationbatt2691
      @empire-classfirenationbatt2691 3 роки тому +15

      Dude almost became a pancake. Insane stuff.

    • @Tesoro1996
      @Tesoro1996 3 роки тому +21

      Unluckiest and luckiest day of his life for sure.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 роки тому +5

      Its only scratch!

    • @Antsmith21
      @Antsmith21 3 роки тому +8

      @@Tesoro1996 He needs to go buy a lottrty ticket.

  • @vikinginger1889
    @vikinginger1889 3 роки тому +757

    The most terrifying fail army of all time.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 роки тому +11

      And most fun too:)

    • @jix177
      @jix177 3 роки тому +3

      Yep some pretty distressing scenes this time.

    • @skullsroad3642
      @skullsroad3642 3 роки тому +2

      Most of them deserved it.

    • @RainyDays2790
      @RainyDays2790 3 роки тому

      their late halloween fails

    • @shadowthrone9999
      @shadowthrone9999 3 роки тому +2

      I rewinded so many times ….

  • @darladavid9851
    @darladavid9851 Рік тому +36

    This video is a great reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always something to be grateful for in fails of the week.

  • @reeltimegamer7708
    @reeltimegamer7708 3 роки тому +2275

    I'd say about 75% of these clips are bicyclists that feel entitled to blow through traffic and ignore basic rules of the road. They assume they'll be protected by the same astuteness a driver gives to a person walking through a crosswalk. Nothing against bikes, just idiots.

    • @Axel-xt3cx
      @Axel-xt3cx 3 роки тому +38

      byciceling in the us is anyway suecide

    • @SweetTooth10
      @SweetTooth10 3 роки тому +37

      @@Axel-xt3cx Yup! 🤣😂 I literally feel like I’m the only person with common sense, I’ve been driving for 23 years and never caused an accident. I can write a book on the stupid 💩 I’ve seen people do on bikes, in cars, on scooters 🛴 Rollerblades, skateboards 🛹 heelies, 😂 and even skiing in SAn Francisco down a steep hill. I’ve seen it all, but just when I thought I have, someone goes and out stupify the last idiot on a moped 🤣

    • @carlsmith5678
      @carlsmith5678 3 роки тому +101

      I hate cyclists for this reason. They'll drive in the road and not follow a single traffic law.

    • @TheRedrider05
      @TheRedrider05 3 роки тому +68

      @@carlsmith5678 and simultaneously yell at you saying they have just as much right to the road as a car 🙄

    • @cliveramsbotty6077
      @cliveramsbotty6077 3 роки тому +37

      @@carlsmith5678 i have as much right to use the road as you do and i follow every traffic law. unlike the driver of the truck that knocked me off, drove over my bike and fled the scene.

  • @WheelassassinGuides
    @WheelassassinGuides 2 роки тому +334

    1:12 “It’s okay I’m not dead” what a legend. That was close

    • @l4StarPS3l
      @l4StarPS3l 2 роки тому +7

      I hope he has a good washing machine at home. His pants are probably loaded with shit.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +8

      0:59 in slow motion, you really get to see why he should be.

    • @b1zzarecont4ct
      @b1zzarecont4ct 2 роки тому +2

      “wHaT a LeGeNd”

    • @WheelassassinGuides
      @WheelassassinGuides 2 роки тому +1

      What’s the problem bro?

  • @pacinghearts
    @pacinghearts 2 роки тому +779

    That was epic when that guy said “I’m not dead!” Who literally slid under a truck.

    • @TheRandompaint
      @TheRandompaint 2 роки тому +23

      That's pure trauma right there

    • @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly
      @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly 2 роки тому +12

      @@TheRandompaint honestly after the massive fucking adrenaline rush id be in shock, then I'd look back and feel lucky as hell

    • @stanstuben2961
      @stanstuben2961 2 роки тому +2

      so now he's thinking he's so lucky and will probably try it again! Hopefully the next truck will win!!!!

    • @FearFrontierOFFICIAL
      @FearFrontierOFFICIAL 2 роки тому +11

      @@stanstuben2961 He didn't do it on purpose, dude, he clearly lost control of the bike and fell.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 роки тому +1

      I had to rewind that a few times just to make sure I'd seen it right!

  • @Auspices1349
    @Auspices1349 8 місяців тому +16

    0:14 Love this. People will often stare at me sideways for no reason while doing stuff, even while riding a bike or running. Always remember to look where you're going!

  • @PharaohChin
    @PharaohChin 3 роки тому +180

    These people better be counting their blessings. So many near deaths. And most were their own ignorance and lack of awareness.

  • @clifton4566
    @clifton4566 2 роки тому +983

    1:01 Might be the luckiest dude alive. He just crashed a bike at like 60mph, slid directly under an 18 wheeler, and just walked away with some light road rash... Just wow.

    • @allroundlad
      @allroundlad 2 роки тому +87

      He had 6 angels watching over him that day, I've seen what happens when a biker goes under one of those semis. That was a real life miracle to come out with minor scratches.

    • @adidragomir7469
      @adidragomir7469 2 роки тому +23

      Not luck, just natural selection failing...

    • @Prosecute-fauci
      @Prosecute-fauci 2 роки тому +50

      And don’t forget, he’s not dead

    • @beamed7770
      @beamed7770 2 роки тому +37

      have you heard of Frane Selak, that dude is wild. he survived a plane crash in which 19 passengers were killed, survived a train derailing and crashing into a river, a bus he was riding that crashed into a river, his car bursting into flames twice while he was in it, struck by a bus, avoided a head on collision with a huge delivery truck by smashing into the guard rail which sent him flying out of his car as he wasn't wearing a seatbelt and he survived while his car fell 300 feet. He also lived to 90 something and won $1.1 mil in the lottery

    • @CF333.
      @CF333. 2 роки тому +29

      @@adidragomir7469 how, those are called speed wobbles and are 100% not the riders fault

  • @edvin97ful
    @edvin97ful 3 роки тому +564

    *Guy gets run over by train and struck by lightning*
    Failarmy: person was unharmed

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  3 роки тому +161

      I know it's a running joke. But when we say that, they really were unharmed.
      We don't use videos where people are seriously injured or killed.

    • @dard4642
      @dard4642 3 роки тому +10

      I think the asterisks mean "cyclist was 'unharmed' -- nudge, nudge."

    • @benclimenhaga2136
      @benclimenhaga2136 3 роки тому +23

      @@failarmy but why not? I dont mind a human limb or two flying around.

    • @davidmmuench
      @davidmmuench 3 роки тому +5

      A nod to @lucaas I'm sure.

    • @_Kylix_
      @_Kylix_ 3 роки тому +13

      @@benclimenhaga2136 some people do and I dont blame them

  • @bomgoogleads
    @bomgoogleads Рік тому +10

    It’s a skill to make people laugh, but it’s a talent to make them laugh at life’s oops moments. You’re truly talented!

  • @lucyaster5398
    @lucyaster5398 3 роки тому +1084

    i know that i shouldn't be laughing at 8:45 because the guy just stole a bike but the fact that he steals a bike and then proceeds to run on foot away for several blocks before realizing he could just ride on the bike to get away faster kills me every time.

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 2 роки тому +9

      Lmfao

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 2 роки тому +31

      I'm 1 of those people who be reading the comments while watching the video and when I'm watching it live while reading your comment i started laughing my fkn ass off and didn't stop until tears obscured my vision totally. Like why is dumbass running for. I thought he was heading for some type of downhill block then jump on till I seen he jumps on to only ride in traffic jam . So I'm thinking here it comes he gonna run all that way jump on and end up getting hit in traffic by a car. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @T.M....
      @T.M.... 2 роки тому +45

      Dude had speed and didn't need to peddle🤣

    • @mattforster7509
      @mattforster7509 2 роки тому +6

      Reminds of me of the KSI skit 😂😂

    • @willi6880
      @willi6880 2 роки тому +10

      Idk what it is but seeing a grown man get chased by another grown man on a straight a way run is hilarious to me. Especially since is being yelled, just a sprint to try and catch him lmfao.

  • @leoch5699
    @leoch5699 3 роки тому +69

    i use motorcycle regularly to go anywhere and my parents who also use motorcycle taught me about the rule of size, you riding motorcyle/bycycle will always be more vulnerable than any type of transportation, so prioritized the large vehicle passing by, do not speeding, go to a edge of the road or shoudler and look around before you make a turn. It keep me safe riding for 10 years.

    • @Misfit636
      @Misfit636 3 роки тому +1

      We don’t need your origin story

    • @random_degen9129
      @random_degen9129 3 роки тому +22

      @@Misfit636 it is his comment so he can write anything he want

    • @davidhoffman6980
      @davidhoffman6980 3 роки тому +19

      @@Misfit636 we didn't need your input on his origin story.

    • @gordongonegolfing7129
      @gordongonegolfing7129 3 роки тому +5

      @@random_degen9129 your dead right, that guy is clearly a complete knob.

    • @tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347
      @tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347 3 роки тому +2

      Bless you Captain Basement Couch. So insightful. 👉🤙

  • @elebeu
    @elebeu 2 роки тому +513

    90% of these were riders disobeying traffic laws or the laws of physics.

    • @sterlingglover7448
      @sterlingglover7448 2 роки тому +16

      might be part of why they don't have a car, at least anymore

    • @sterlinggregory3531
      @sterlinggregory3531 2 роки тому +2

      @@sterlingglover7448 Another Sterling?

    • @candymcvaney8248
      @candymcvaney8248 2 роки тому

      well no shit. it's called "idiots on bikes" for a reason bro.

    • @isabelquintans3345
      @isabelquintans3345 2 роки тому +5

      You can't disobey the laws of physics; you can disregard them at your peril, though.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsaiyan
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsaiyan 2 роки тому +3

      @@sterlingglover7448 not really that I have seen pretty horrible car drivers being bad at driving has nothing to do with it

  • @chewyismycopilot788
    @chewyismycopilot788 Рік тому +105

    The guy with the washing machine on the bike isn't an idiot he's a genius

    • @Waddle_Dee_With_Internet
      @Waddle_Dee_With_Internet Рік тому +6

      Yeah it's definitely a win

    • @MrShiftyyxt
      @MrShiftyyxt 8 місяців тому

      He’s lucky bc those kind of machines have water that is so powerful it can cut on human skin.

    • @XDCZ-GAMING
      @XDCZ-GAMING 6 місяців тому

      I rally Remember that Moment in Italy passing this washing machines and see this guy
      HES a youtuber
      Click the button and the house fly

    • @dannydaw59
      @dannydaw59 5 місяців тому

      He must've had help getting it on there.

    • @Fileczek
      @Fileczek 5 місяців тому

      69 likes let me fix that

  • @Gibs_1984
    @Gibs_1984 3 роки тому +1160

    Why anyone would risk their life riding a bicycle on the highway is just amazing

    • @christianheidt5733
      @christianheidt5733 3 роки тому +25

      Because, sometimes there's no other way

    • @Gibs_1984
      @Gibs_1984 3 роки тому +182

      @@christianheidt5733 There is always a better way ,,, and purposely putting your life in danger is just stupid,

    • @christianheidt5733
      @christianheidt5733 3 роки тому +19

      @@Gibs_1984 no, there is not, but do it safely obviously!

    • @JoshScottttt
      @JoshScottttt 3 роки тому +29

      It's completely legal but they have the same rights as cars and must act as one

    • @bobbobby1846
      @bobbobby1846 3 роки тому +5

      i know with those gas powered motor. (motor cycle)

  • @Diplomat999
    @Diplomat999 3 роки тому +294

    9:34 he even moves his shoulder to hit him harder and just keeps going like nothing happened

    • @timmccarthy3589
      @timmccarthy3589 2 роки тому +30

      I would have definitely knocked his ass off that bike.

    • @xander4322
      @xander4322 2 роки тому +84

      I feel so bad for the guy to. sat there like he was already having a rough day

    • @weston9106
      @weston9106 2 роки тому +27

      And the guy winds up on his ass and he just shakes his head XD poor guy

    • @NotALizardPerson81
      @NotALizardPerson81 2 роки тому +8

      All I know is, I want that guy on my team.

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 2 роки тому +13

      @Sodham G'morris Unfortunately, it probably won't. He'll probably injure someone else again, though.

  • @dennydude
    @dennydude 2 роки тому +1733

    I felt bad for everyone that had an accident, but laughed so hard at the people who were just being jerks.

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 2 роки тому +48

      To be fair the trucker at 50 sec in was a bit of a jerk to say the least.

    • @mrpuuuulp
      @mrpuuuulp 2 роки тому +8

      @@andrewjoyner4133 yeah truckiie couldn’t of been a mongrol and let him pass

    • @Deeuuu193
      @Deeuuu193 2 роки тому +14

      A few years ago I had a bicycle accident and now when I see someone on a bicycle or someone falls in these videos although idiotic jerks do not make me laugh, it makes me remember how my wounds burned and I could not even sleep besides that out of nowhere it began to make a terrible strange smell and a strange liquid came out of them

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 2 роки тому +1

      @liam Anderson think it is called entitlement....'oh I can ride my bike anywhere I like and F everyone else'

    • @ericpl7227
      @ericpl7227 2 роки тому +8

      @@andrewjoyner4133 nope! Biker was on the wrong side of the road! Trucker wouldn't have even been looking right to pull out!

  • @julianmitchell5776
    @julianmitchell5776 5 місяців тому +59

    “ I can’t believe this “ .. says the guy riding his dirt bike on ice ? Real genius that one

  • @smicksmookety
    @smicksmookety 3 роки тому +520

    If that guy got the dryer home it's not a fail, it's just awesome.

  • @captainevenslower4400
    @captainevenslower4400 3 роки тому +389

    In this one we have equal amounts of incredible stupidity and luck. Sometimes within the same clip.

    • @Hydralisk777
      @Hydralisk777 3 роки тому +3

      more of the stupidity. it look like most of the bikes come with no brakes

    • @bassman8144
      @bassman8144 3 роки тому +7

      But mostly arrogant stupidity🤔

    • @sethc6663
      @sethc6663 3 роки тому

      @@Hydralisk777 I take regular breaks on long rides

    • @OberWanKenobii
      @OberWanKenobii 3 роки тому

      @@Hydralisk777 try again

    • @ostracizedttv9926
      @ostracizedttv9926 Рік тому

      Nothing i hate more than cyclist on the road

  • @andrew9409
    @andrew9409 3 роки тому +304

    “Miracles don’t happen.”
    Guy who slides under truck: “…um, well, here’s the thing…”

  • @mauricesanchez6804
    @mauricesanchez6804 2 роки тому +315

    8:24 cyclists fault 100% Didn't look back, no hand signals, nothing.

    • @billallen1889
      @billallen1889 2 роки тому +52

      Agree. And the driver’s passengers were jerks, blaming him when they didn’t even see what happened. Dumb cyclist.

    • @jamiew1664
      @jamiew1664 2 роки тому +4

      i know, what a tool!!!

    • @自重トレ兄弟
      @自重トレ兄弟 2 роки тому +19

      Immediately the guy’s wife blames him too 😣

    • @gunterdapenguin5896
      @gunterdapenguin5896 2 роки тому +30

      @@billallen1889 they were just shocked, I bet when they got home they apologized and acknowledged that it wasn't his fault.
      People tend to say shit in the moment

    • @ryand34561
      @ryand34561 2 роки тому +32

      This is why you need a dash cam. Without it, that cyclist could have said he signaled and the driver failed to yield.

  • @WideAwakeHuman
    @WideAwakeHuman 2 роки тому +3953

    I'll never get why people think riding a bicycle in the middle of a highway is a good idea...

    • @centurion726
      @centurion726 2 роки тому +444

      And go thru red lights like they don't have to follow the rules

    • @1971dave
      @1971dave 2 роки тому +36

      I hope nobody on the push-bikes broke their necks , I'd be awfully upset,

    • @coverfrequency2305
      @coverfrequency2305 2 роки тому +216

      It's people on bicycles thinking they own the road. Running red lights, signaling a turn and just sending it before looking. It's scary, my cousin's wife killed a bicyclist who ran a red light. It's beyond maddening.

    • @thekraken4886
      @thekraken4886 2 роки тому +64

      @This is the Diner stop defending bicyclists

    • @Ren-bj4xm
      @Ren-bj4xm 2 роки тому +26

      @This is the Diner Yeah but the one in the car is pretty sure that the metal box they driving would at least protect them but the cyclist doesn't even consider that they would be dead.

  • @chiropracticassistant8592
    @chiropracticassistant8592 3 роки тому +427

    "Can you save my bike?"
    - Every cyclist ever.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 роки тому +16

      Realise its dirt bike:):):)

    • @haydenpenner3373
      @haydenpenner3373 3 роки тому +28

      That was a 5000 dollar plus dirtbike

    • @justinabraham7291
      @justinabraham7291 3 роки тому +8

      It's not a bicycle. It's a dirtbike.

    • @deborahsmith6963
      @deborahsmith6963 3 роки тому +12

      that's a dirtbike that costs close to ten grand. not a bicycle

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon 3 роки тому +1

      Why is the reply’s saying, that’s not a bike, it’s a dirt bike?

  • @J_BRICKS
    @J_BRICKS 13 днів тому +4

    0:14 HE BROKE THE STATUE

  • @alanspangler5621
    @alanspangler5621 2 роки тому +931

    The guy hauling a washing machine on a motorcycle was definitely not a fail 😂😂😂

    • @skeeto9436
      @skeeto9436 2 роки тому +19

      6:11 is the mark.

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 2 роки тому +28

      How many think he came back to haul the dryer

    • @srcastic8764
      @srcastic8764 2 роки тому +21

      I want to know how he loaded it!

    • @NoBrandedPlayer
      @NoBrandedPlayer 2 роки тому +4

      @@srcastic8764 i fink is name is fill, is italian

    • @srcastic8764
      @srcastic8764 2 роки тому +1

      @@NoBrandedPlayer ???

  • @BurgerJoint.
    @BurgerJoint. 2 роки тому +604

    “It’s ok I’m not dead.” Must’ve been a moment he’ll never forget.

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 2 роки тому +17

      I mean dude did a clean slid underneath a truck.

    • @hajiasgharali3554
      @hajiasgharali3554 2 роки тому +1

      Uqrin rosia denkyv

    • @sekhoundiaye8428
      @sekhoundiaye8428 2 роки тому +2

      Je pense qu'il est plus jamais remonté sur une moto !!..😱...La chance de sa Vie !

    • @sonicmaario
      @sonicmaario 2 роки тому +6

      He literally got ran over! O_O

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 2 роки тому +6

      @@sonicmaario never was run over, he slid under the truck and out the other side

  • @kerramist2698
    @kerramist2698 2 роки тому +101

    2:13 the way they jut bounce off eachother got me dying 😂

  • @homecoming_maniac
    @homecoming_maniac 3 місяці тому +1

    4:00 the way he said “jEsUs ChRiST!!” Got me 💀

  • @marcalvarez4890
    @marcalvarez4890 3 роки тому +2036

    As a cyclist i have to say nearly every person here was at fault.
    Mind boggling stupidity on display.
    Half these people shouldn't be on bikes.

    • @shmerox7683
      @shmerox7683 3 роки тому +49

      Like. They wanna drive to the left and dont raise their arm. They are surprised a car didnt know they wanted to go to the left? Just dumb.

    • @michieldeblock8231
      @michieldeblock8231 3 роки тому +16

      I would advice you to be safe, at fault or not it can go bad real quick. When I was in the hospital 1 in 4 serious back injuries was either motercycle or bike.

    • @likeaglovelikeaglove8633
      @likeaglovelikeaglove8633 3 роки тому +96

      There seems to be a severe lack of self-accountability with a lot of cyclists. No point being right, and dead.

    • @trevonstewart3636
      @trevonstewart3636 3 роки тому +26

      4:52 oh yeah?

    • @ianoliver3879
      @ianoliver3879 3 роки тому +16

      @@michieldeblock8231 I've never seen a bike with a back injury.

  • @vstrmrk
    @vstrmrk 2 роки тому +299

    9:33 I love how he gets clobbered then just sits there and questions life

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 2 роки тому +79

      Oh yeah he was sort of smooth with the recovery lol. Also intentional by the cyclist he hockey checked that dude lol

    • @jessemcvicker3123
      @jessemcvicker3123 2 роки тому +57

      @@bovice1766 I was looking for this comment lol. You can totally see him lower the shoulder on ole boy.

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 2 роки тому +35

      @@jessemcvicker3123 Exactly lol something tells me he has done that before

    • @Jerubarbaruah
      @Jerubarbaruah 2 роки тому +13

      I've been hit by a cyclist like that while at work. It took the wind right out of me, and I had to sit there and take a breather. Of course they peddled off like the guy here. Like most of the entitled scum that ride bikes.

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 2 роки тому +12

      @@Jerubarbaruah Lol damn bro, It was the same dude I think we have a cereal pedestrian hitting cyclist

  • @johncollins211
    @johncollins211 Рік тому +247

    I'm not dead I'm not dead. That man's entire life just changed.

    • @lilblako3487
      @lilblako3487 Рік тому +2

      Hopefully he switches to dirt bikes

    • @yeoldebanjo5470
      @yeoldebanjo5470 Рік тому

      @@lilblako3487 Literally the next clip is a guy wiping out on a dirt bike.

    • @clifton4566
      @clifton4566 Рік тому +1

      Nah, that wears off quicker than you'd like.

    • @lilblako3487
      @lilblako3487 Рік тому

      @@yeoldebanjo5470 street bikes are 10x more dangerous

    • @ItsWilliamBtw
      @ItsWilliamBtw 9 місяців тому

      @@lilblako3487 because there 10x better for the street

  • @mattpeterson7074
    @mattpeterson7074 2 роки тому +1035

    That dude at 9:31 was just flat out mean. No remorse or nothing. Just throws the shoulder into a pedestrian and rides of like nothing happened.

    • @joesnows7322
      @joesnows7322 2 роки тому

      Karma will get him... Worthless mouth breather

    • @teacopem
      @teacopem 2 роки тому +128

      Yes indeed a jerk

    • @TheGrandChieftain
      @TheGrandChieftain 2 роки тому +114

      He had places to go, no time for some small talk.
      Edit: Was definitely not his first time doing that.

    • @cultofpersonalit1888
      @cultofpersonalit1888 2 роки тому +15

      The guy was definitely ko...
      Hope is alright tho.

    • @stevec6965
      @stevec6965 2 роки тому +84

      he got him with that highschool shoulder shot into the lockers. Not an easy move to pull off on a bike tho. it was a dick move but impressive.

  • @tristanlabuschagne3278
    @tristanlabuschagne3278 2 роки тому +33

    9:57 low budget Jurassic world😂

  • @michaelanderson9914
    @michaelanderson9914 2 роки тому +60

    "Can you save my bike?" That is a sign of true love

  • @UIB-IdiotsAtWorkUs
    @UIB-IdiotsAtWorkUs 3 місяці тому +2

    Wow, the ‘I’m not dead’ guy was incredible! He slid under a semi and survived-he should definitely buy a lottery ticket after that!

  • @davesnothereman7250
    @davesnothereman7250 2 роки тому +269

    Motorcyclists: gotta watch out...the whole world is trying to kill me.
    Bicyclists: the whole world better watch out for my stupid, oblivious ass.

    • @wadeoden8464
      @wadeoden8464 2 роки тому +9

      except for the motorcyclist who blew through the roundabout...

    • @meata.
      @meata. 2 роки тому +10

      bruh most of these arent even the cyclists fault.

    • @tomasnokechtesledger1786
      @tomasnokechtesledger1786 2 роки тому +5

      They have preference of way. You're always wrong when you hit them. Remember that, because its the Law!

    • @walleclyde8759
      @walleclyde8759 2 роки тому +15

      Not every fucking cyclist is a "stupid, oblivious ass." Think of it this way, your safe ass is in a 1.5 metric ton car protected by a fuck-ton of metal and plastic while a cyclist has just their fucking bones to save them. Most of us are trying to ride safely so we don't fucking die. And its these precious car drivers who get annoyed that we're not going the fucking speed limit, so they try to run us off the goddamn road. I'm sorry I cause you a slight inconvienence because I'm trying to save the fucking world we live on.

    • @adamms96
      @adamms96 2 роки тому +7

      @@meata. you're trolling right?

  • @keithramsey5637
    @keithramsey5637 3 роки тому +317

    Rides motorcycle on ice…
    falls through ice.
    Says: “l can’t believe this.”
    Dude, it’s a motorcycle on ice.

    • @HenritheHorse
      @HenritheHorse 3 роки тому +1

      @Zas Yeah, he just needed way more speed.

    • @arg31ify
      @arg31ify 3 роки тому +3

      @Will Smith you realise there's entire motorcycle ice racing tournament's right?
      That you can buy or make snow tyres.
      Heck Marc Marquez even rode his moto gp bike up a ski slope.

    • @ChrisLee-yr7tz
      @ChrisLee-yr7tz 2 роки тому +2

      @Zas why did he ride in to the hole on purpose?!?!?

    • @mathewhastings9485
      @mathewhastings9485 2 роки тому +1

      Or don’t intentionally ride a bike into a hole and think you will magically bunny hop it.

    • @DerMeister821
      @DerMeister821 2 роки тому +2

      @@arg31ify Was that some ice racing tournament? If so, does riding into a hole in the ice make any sense in any context?
      I'll help you out: no.

  • @jacktorrance2633
    @jacktorrance2633 5 місяців тому +32

    1:39-On the highway? I just can't!

    • @vox188
      @vox188 4 місяці тому +1

      in Russia, on some routes you can

    • @Bookerio
      @Bookerio 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@vox188 just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

    • @vox188
      @vox188 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Bookerio Well, maybe there was no other way

    • @ButteredToast32
      @ButteredToast32 3 місяці тому +3

      Not too long ago I was stuck behind a tractor on the highway. Yes, a TRACTOR. Speed limit was 70mph and this idiot could only go maybe 20 in that thing.

  • @thebalderthor4884
    @thebalderthor4884 3 роки тому +124

    “I’ma go ride my bike on the highway. What could go wrong?”

    • @lonli786
      @lonli786 3 роки тому +13

      I just looked it up bc I wasn't sure BUT it is illegal in Germany to ride a bike on the highway and some other streets bc of the traffic/speed

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 3 роки тому +6

      Truly idiotic

    • @wulf9474
      @wulf9474 3 роки тому +4

      @@lonli786 In the U.S. there's signs on highways (at least where I live) "Motor vehicles only"

    • @Phlappulf
      @Phlappulf 2 роки тому

      Doesnt mean the truck driver can violate traffic rules and almost kill a dude.

    • @kaspervestergaard2383
      @kaspervestergaard2383 5 місяців тому

      @@Phlappulf Probably didn't do it on purpose genius.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 2 роки тому +196

    Pretty sure that "I'm not dead" was reassuring himself. That whole think looked real scary.

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann 2 роки тому +4

      20 seconds later, his inner bleedings was saying; "-Hold my bloodpressure".
      Funny with people on an adrenaline rush suddenly start saying; "I am dying, I am dying!" Mere moments later.

    • @fishmanfairclough7530
      @fishmanfairclough7530 2 роки тому +3

      @@Ulvetann Yeah that is it isn't it seen enough Dan the fireman to know that he needed emergency treatment immediately after that otherwise that celebration might be short lived :/

    • @mistybarelyanartist6118
      @mistybarelyanartist6118 2 роки тому +6

      Actually he was riding with his friend that day and their helmets were connected, his friend saw him go under the truck and didn’t see him come out. He was freaking out so the guy was telling him that he was ok

    • @kenwittlief255
      @kenwittlief255 2 роки тому

      if he was dead he would still be a ghost running around saying "IM NOT DEAD... IM NOT DEAD..."

    • @OmarGarcia-bi7jq
      @OmarGarcia-bi7jq 2 роки тому

      Yeah thank god he is alive he probably never ride a bike before

  • @HPL-FunnyHilariousPeople
    @HPL-FunnyHilariousPeople 10 днів тому

    Watching this is so relaxing after a day of work.🤣

  • @JonNel625
    @JonNel625 3 роки тому +32

    9:50
    Didnt know Failarmy has the raw footage to Jurassic World with the raptors chasing the atv

  • @lawdeedaw0803
    @lawdeedaw0803 2 роки тому +267

    The pedestrian at 9:33 is the most chill dude ever.

    • @antarcticpenguin1151
      @antarcticpenguin1151 2 роки тому +29

      casually sits on the road after a minor accident

    • @AshenSamarakoon
      @AshenSamarakoon 2 роки тому +131

      And the cyclist is one of the worst dudes

    • @andrewcheng2852
      @andrewcheng2852 2 роки тому

      Probably concussed

    • @rollsmerlin1659
      @rollsmerlin1659 2 роки тому +2

      man bun = fruit loop !

    • @aa-ox3qy
      @aa-ox3qy 2 роки тому +5

      That was a K.O., shoulder to head with speed, game misconduct + 3 games min.

  • @4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz
    @4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz 3 роки тому +1836

    I like how so many of them are angry at the people that _they_ ran into... biker arrogance isn't just a stereotype 😂

    • @clubhouseme
      @clubhouseme 3 роки тому +206

      warms my heart when they go down

    • @StardustLegacyFighter
      @StardustLegacyFighter 3 роки тому +137

      @@clubhouseme Same here, fuck them.

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 3 роки тому +71

      @@StardustLegacyFighter Fuck 'em to the moon!

    • @dsm091
      @dsm091 3 роки тому +43

      What are thinking riding next to semis like that? Htf could he even see them.

    • @michaelrobert6386
      @michaelrobert6386 3 роки тому +36

      FOR REAL! There are so many bizarre compilations on UA-cam named things like “when bikers fight back!” Or “bikers are hero’s” Who the hell looks up to these mostly reckless a?&holes. Every one I have met as been rude, arrogant, or clinging to fragile masculinity. I worked at a Uhaul and every biker who came in was some load mouth d$&@.

  • @whitneywings3237
    @whitneywings3237 Місяць тому

    Great channel. No unnecessary commentary or music. Watching folks play stupid games is a good way to forget other problems.

  • @RozuriVT
    @RozuriVT 3 роки тому +101

    9:34 can we talk about that cyclist just ramming intentionally that guy?!

    • @rudeboysosh
      @rudeboysosh 3 роки тому +19

      That pedestrian is straight up not having a good day

    • @wail1287
      @wail1287 3 роки тому +23

      i would beat the shit out of the cyclist

    • @Ifoughtpiranhas
      @Ifoughtpiranhas 3 роки тому +39

      Depending on the jurisdiction, the cyclist could be charged with hit & run. And if injuries were involved, it could be a felony.

    • @davidschofl3908
      @davidschofl3908 3 роки тому +14

      @@Ifoughtpiranhas he earned some good amount of bad karma with this act

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster 2 роки тому +4

      Like, It's the result of being Dutch and cycling is not the subculture it tends to be in many other countries, but I never cease to be amazed by the utter lack of anticipatory behaviour of cyclists: They could've seen a car slowing down, they would see a traffic light and no moving traffic from other directions so they could have acted on all this visual information but nope, full speed ahead, even while having their view partially blocked by the box or whatever it is in that clip...

  • @trashservice.handle
    @trashservice.handle 3 роки тому +81

    In Korea, The accident-causing biker are called "Jarani(Jajeongeo + Gorani)".
    In korean, Jajeongeo is a bicycle and Gorani is Hydropotes inermis(type of deer)
    Sometimes Gorani jumps into a car and gets hit.

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 3 роки тому +1

      Funny

    • @BubaOG
      @BubaOG 3 роки тому

      In the UK they are Karen’s on wheels

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 3 роки тому

      What are the guys on the motorcycles who throw advertisement cards at you called?

    • @Jin-xv4ee
      @Jin-xv4ee 3 роки тому

      이 채널에서 한국인을 보게되다니..!

  • @mikeydudek2885
    @mikeydudek2885 2 роки тому +219

    Dude!!! All he could think is “I’m not dead!” That was intense! He went all the way under that semi and out the other side! That’s the closest thing i can compare to a miracle.

    • @nextlevelbjj3083
      @nextlevelbjj3083 2 роки тому +1

      I said “people out here living like it’s a video game now”.
      How about the one where the cyclist in white turns into the truck driving down the road with family.

    • @scottyboy6269
      @scottyboy6269 2 роки тому +1

      I found it amusing hes riding a motorbike in womens leggings and shoes and that worried about dying. Totally deserved the wakeup call on wearing proper gear when on a frigging highway vs putting around doing 30KPH

    • @kevinferrier2475
      @kevinferrier2475 2 роки тому +1

      What you saw was.

    • @beamed7770
      @beamed7770 2 роки тому +7

      @@scottyboy6269 i don't think proper gear would save you from being run over by a semi

    • @grimraz0r
      @grimraz0r 2 роки тому

      Considering the fact there was visually NO space to slide, yes it was a miracle.

  • @howerpower-gaming27
    @howerpower-gaming27 3 роки тому +165

    Using a bike every day, I can say nobody should ever ride a bike on the highway.
    Most of the accidents could have been avoided by paying attention to ones surrounding, or using some common sense, lol.

    • @billbinkelman1259
      @billbinkelman1259 3 роки тому +27

      Agree. Who the f-ck rides a bike on a freeway? Also, where is the cyclist's attention centered in most of these. Granted, some are NOT the fault of the cyclist, but most of them could've been avoided by, I dunno, LOOKING AT WHAT"S AHEAD???

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon 3 роки тому +15

      I agree. Bicycles don’t belong on highways or freeways. Those roads sped limit is 55-65, but people do 75

    • @jebise1126
      @jebise1126 3 роки тому +5

      @@SweetCandyDragon also if there is space for 6+ lanes there should be space for cyclist path too

    • @secretsauce0014
      @secretsauce0014 3 роки тому +5

      I was wondering wtf are they doing on there

    • @elropo7093
      @elropo7093 3 роки тому +5

      I can't say for certain, but I'm thinking the guy was blurred out because he was high on something really good while riding his bike while naked down a busy southern CA freeway. You can't make this stuff up.

  • @richardc8029
    @richardc8029 2 роки тому +980

    I've been a competition level cyclist for more than 50 years. In almost every clip, the cyclist was at fault for not following the rules of the role, or for using extremely poor judgement in trying something he should have known had serious risk.

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 2 роки тому +20

      Some were lack of skill /knowledge others were bad judgmg

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 2 роки тому +19

      @Damien Vryce in my experience, car drivers don't really know how to drive efficient. The A holes fly by on the street and I pass them at every stop with my AVERAGE SPEED of 15 mph while they are stopped in a line. The drivers never think about all the gas and parking spaces and potholes we bikers save them

    • @ishio95
      @ishio95 2 роки тому +5

      I'd say the one at 5:52 isn't at fault, the pedestrians crossing the road not looking left and right is the dumbass

    • @craigelz18
      @craigelz18 2 роки тому +10

      @@tesmith47 Ya maybe in the city, but most bikers out in the country do it as a hobby. 90% of them are assholes.

    • @sjv6598
      @sjv6598 2 роки тому +18

      Only 50 years? I’ve got 52 years experience as a competition cyclist so that makes my opinion more valid.

  • @TortugaLuv
    @TortugaLuv 3 роки тому +226

    Biker: "I'm not dead! I'm not dead!"
    Truck driver: *Gets Rifle*
    There is that better?

    • @watermelaninmagik6877
      @watermelaninmagik6877 3 роки тому +9

      Screaming "I'm not dead" was probably his mind reacting to all of the "I am so dead!" thoughts going on milliseconds before.

    • @goral705
      @goral705 3 роки тому +1

      But next time you´ll probably be.

    • @SKBKER
      @SKBKER 3 роки тому

      A biker is a motorist numb nuts

    • @JackisDumblol
      @JackisDumblol 2 роки тому +1

      This doesn't make sense :/

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 2 роки тому +3

      This comment is disturbing......

  • @JohnMelland
    @JohnMelland 7 місяців тому +2

    I was deeply emotionally unharmed and unaffected by the wookies! LMFAO👍🏼 🤣👍🏼

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 3 роки тому +56

    You know youre lucky when you get up and yell "Im not dead." Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @dalerhea2990
    @dalerhea2990 3 роки тому +124

    Watching all these people crossing Streets and crossing intersection without looking around; just leaves me baffled. How the hell aren't people more aware of their surroundings? 👀

    • @Kraken9911
      @Kraken9911 3 роки тому +10

      Life is easier when you just don't care. Until it isn't.

    • @mauricioraigosaclavijo8833
      @mauricioraigosaclavijo8833 3 роки тому

      @@Kraken9911 or until you are not alive anymore.

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 2 роки тому +4

      Cell phone era is why

    • @jonnycarcano
      @jonnycarcano 2 роки тому +1

      When I rode a bike I just treated it like a pedestrian treats a sidewalk. I just rode on the sidewalk and stopped at red lights and stuff.

    • @vanessaruiz4705
      @vanessaruiz4705 2 роки тому

      even the animal at the end of the video; I am surprised it's crossing a road just like that.

  • @wasix666
    @wasix666 2 роки тому +100

    2:59 dude, tbh. I thought that car was trying to get Up by itself too! 😂😂😂

    • @perp9672
      @perp9672 2 роки тому +3

      Gta 6 doesn’t work like that 😂

    • @miriadlamentations
      @miriadlamentations Рік тому +1

      Jesus Christ is the love of your life.
      And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. 1 Corinthians 13:2 ✝🌅
      Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 ✝🌅

  • @dr.adityaguptadentist1799
    @dr.adityaguptadentist1799 Місяць тому +2

    Bicycle needs abs

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 3 роки тому +391

    I'm sorry, but the busted Jesus statue made me cry with laughter.

    • @noahsherwood2445
      @noahsherwood2445 3 роки тому +11

      Is it a sin? feels like a sin

    • @ultronakumax
      @ultronakumax 3 роки тому +10

      Isn't Jesus, is Judas Thaddeus

    • @mikek7660
      @mikek7660 3 роки тому +4

      That one had me dying

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 3 роки тому +7

      @@ultronakumax same bullshit

    • @davekavanagh7599
      @davekavanagh7599 3 роки тому +4

      That killed me, funniest thing I've seen in so long 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cragre28
    @cragre28 3 роки тому +110

    2:58 forget the fact that he did not see the cable, he actually just ignored the fact that he should have gone around on the right no matter what because where the rollback was.

    • @paulne1514
      @paulne1514 2 роки тому +5

      That would require common sense.

    • @jmeneely
      @jmeneely 2 роки тому +5

      Haha. “I see… so I’m supposed to go UNDERNEATH the car that’s about to be flipped right side up?”

    • @mathewhastings9485
      @mathewhastings9485 2 роки тому +5

      Guess he thought the car was going to turn itself over and the tow truck was just for looks. Also, he see a car being turned over and thinks I need to ride right here.

    • @pamelaspooner8335
      @pamelaspooner8335 2 роки тому

      Cops should have been blocking the road from both directions.

    • @russell2952
      @russell2952 Рік тому +1

      @@pamelaspooner8335 They have to assume that drivers and cyclists aren't blind. The road WAS blocked.

  • @Tdugg
    @Tdugg 3 роки тому +29

    7:07 Games be like: "Damn, Path is blocked. Looks like I got to find another way"

  • @nitrohanktoursamerica5047
    @nitrohanktoursamerica5047 Рік тому +20

    When I was 7 my mother told me not to ride my bike in traffic. That advice has served me well and now I've passed it on to the many, many people who never had a mother.

    • @kittechno8401
      @kittechno8401 6 місяців тому +1

      What. Where else are you gonna cycle? Only use your bicycle at 3am on a weekday ?

    • @nitrohanktoursamerica5047
      @nitrohanktoursamerica5047 6 місяців тому

      @@kittechno8401 How about a BIKE trail? They are usually 20 ft to your left.

    • @nitrohanktoursamerica5047
      @nitrohanktoursamerica5047 6 місяців тому

      @@kittechno8401 Try the BIKE trail. Its usually 20 feet away.

  • @antonlvdm
    @antonlvdm 3 роки тому +142

    As someone who used to be a professional cyclist, I never understood why cyclists got so much hate. Now I get it... Some of these people have a real death wish!!

    • @PrivatePeterson
      @PrivatePeterson 3 роки тому +19

      It’s the riding in the middle of the road going 5-10 mph under the speed limit for me.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah acting like you(they) own the road is what pisses everyone off.

    • @mscir
      @mscir 3 роки тому +10

      I've ridden bicycles for decades and I've been embarrassed and angered by what I see other bicyclists doing, I've even hollered at them and gotten into arguments with them, when they act stupidly it gives car drivers a bad attitude, i like seeing them fuc* up and fall or get fat tickets when they deserve it. But to be fair plenty of car drivers are oblivious to what's going on around them and drive like they're entitled too, especially women on cell phones, it's ridiculous, and on a bicycle where you're high enough to see down into the cab you can see a phone held near the bottom of the steering wheel, where cops often can't see them. Drivers texting while their one ton + death machine is moving is just ridiculous. So there's plenty of blame to go around on both sides. But dumb a** bicyclists running off the road, into sign posts, etc. good.

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis 3 роки тому +4

      @@mscir .
      It is simply a case of a bad road user is bad no matter what they use the roads with.
      As for phone users, check out CyclingMikey in London, he videos them and sends the videos to the police who prosecute. Each one is a fine and 6 points on their licence.

    • @johncoops6897
      @johncoops6897 3 роки тому +2

      @@grahvis - They should get an award - it's quite difficult to ride a bike while using a phone.

  • @MaegnasMw
    @MaegnasMw 3 роки тому +26

    3:36 "can you save my bike?"
    When you understand what has value and matters.

  • @paprika8795
    @paprika8795 3 роки тому +216

    One moment respect for those who sacrificed themselves to entertain us.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 роки тому +3

      Yep someone need do that job:)

    • @vittyadexii2822
      @vittyadexii2822 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe one time you be that one

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 роки тому +2

      @@vittyadexii2822 But still you must agreed ppls stupidity is sometimes fun.

    • @vittyadexii2822
      @vittyadexii2822 3 роки тому +1

      @@joe125ful yes sir 😂

    • @dpz9872
      @dpz9872 3 роки тому +2

      They didn't sacrifice anything.
      This is how stupid people live.

  • @AaronShenghao
    @AaronShenghao 3 роки тому +57

    0:51 This is exactly the reason why I slow down and made sure the driver had seen me before continuing , when going the opposite way on sidewalk.

  • @josegrijalva6977
    @josegrijalva6977 2 роки тому +87

    0:43. He needs to pay attention to the stop light. Clearly it was red,and he still took it. I don't feel terrible for the guy. Patience is key to not getting struck by a vehicle.

  • @Thescott16
    @Thescott16 3 роки тому +178

    For the traffic ones:
    5% are just accidents, nobodies fault
    5% are asshole drivers not giving way to the cyclists
    90% are cyclists completely disregarding the rules (and sometimes laws) of the road.

    • @billyvegas111
      @billyvegas111 3 роки тому +19

      like the clown at the 3:00 mark. "Cop cars, a tow truck, a car on its side, no its okay I can go through because im on a bicycle!"

    • @bizim_eller
      @bizim_eller 3 роки тому +2

      @@billyvegas111 I rewound that one and watched it few more times🤣🤣

    • @jujubegold
      @jujubegold 3 роки тому +4

      @@billyvegas111 and the clown at :47 went right through the red light.

    • @billyvegas111
      @billyvegas111 3 роки тому +1

      @@jujubegold and you know he told his friends and anyone that would listen “it’s was the car’s fault!”

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 роки тому +1

      Bycicle on the sidewalk 0:50
      Bycicle on the road 1:39
      Both of those are pretty much murder attempts, and in the second one the truck wad 100% at fault.

  • @The_Real_Indiana_Joe
    @The_Real_Indiana_Joe 19 днів тому

    Bicyclists: We have every right to be on the road.
    Everyone else: Okay, good luck with that.

  • @SamanthaTheSonicFan
    @SamanthaTheSonicFan 3 роки тому +79

    10:29 - That wasn't an idiot biker. That was a very scary moment involving a startled deer and a stunned biker.

    • @emmadadiddit7086
      @emmadadiddit7086 2 роки тому +15

      Look again. He passed a deer just before the one that hit him. I drive rural roads a lot. When you see deer, you slow down. They generally travel in small groups. Maybe not an idiot, but definitely should've been paying better attention

    • @tjhammer24
      @tjhammer24 2 роки тому +24

      @@emmadadiddit7086 dude that was literally 2 seconds in between deer. That's a freak accident and no one's fault. And yes I'm a cyclist too with a couple rural encounters

    • @nealm6764
      @nealm6764 2 роки тому +4

      As a cyclist and as a driver I always slow down when see deer about. It really does help. But I guess dude had a tour De France to win or something.

    • @artelcampos
      @artelcampos Рік тому

      Also, there are other clips here in this video where the biker isn't being an idiot but it's still in here

  • @Vapersretreat
    @Vapersretreat 3 роки тому +30

    7:55 the fact that you didnt step out and knock him out cold and leave him on the street shows your a better man than me

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 2 роки тому +5

      Literally seen that happen in front of me and seen the cyclist take a gunshot to the head after dude stepped out the car

  • @jake_halo
    @jake_halo 2 роки тому +231

    I laughed so hard at the 2 bikes on the footpath bumping into each other so perfectly xD

    • @mikehawk8609
      @mikehawk8609 2 роки тому +23

      They nearly kissed 😂

    • @bingbongbang8895
      @bingbongbang8895 2 роки тому +10

      You could tell that they wanted to get mad but didn't have anything to get mad at.

    • @Swainmtb1
      @Swainmtb1 2 роки тому +4

      Yeh they were both chill icl

    • @astepaya4274
      @astepaya4274 2 роки тому +2

      That was the one for me too 😂😂

    • @MrSureiam
      @MrSureiam 2 роки тому +2

      NPC's glitched

  • @boston9817
    @boston9817 Місяць тому +1

    speed wobbles is one of the scariest things on a bike. Now put that with a giant truck and somehow sliding right under one? Wild

  • @user-lq5fd3pl6z
    @user-lq5fd3pl6z 3 роки тому +131

    Can’t stand the mindset some bicyclists have that some of the rules on the road don’t apply to them and drivers should have to cater to them in traffic.

    • @AveragePicker
      @AveragePicker 3 роки тому +6

      There’s a lot of drivers that feel the same way. Just look out for each other and yourself.

    • @chrismuffin5441
      @chrismuffin5441 3 роки тому +1

      Worst than walking pedestrians

    • @brandonthomas6862
      @brandonthomas6862 3 роки тому +10

      @@chrismuffin5441 difference is many times pedestrians do actually have the right of way. Bicyclists do not and they still pretend like the rules don't apply.

    • @chrismuffin5441
      @chrismuffin5441 3 роки тому +1

      @@brandonthomas6862 Sometimes pedestrians walk when they don’t have the right of way but at least there’s a system in place for them. Bikes however act like there are zero traffic laws that apply to them.

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 роки тому +2

      Just first 2 truck vs bycicle incident were 100% the truck fault.
      1:39 is a truck who realized too late he was on the exit lane and merged into the cyclists. That's a murder attempt.

  • @TuthRuka66
    @TuthRuka66 3 роки тому +284

    OMG, this is not “idiots on bikes“ this is “near death experiences.” This is some serious stuff.

  • @RBCire
    @RBCire 2 роки тому +74

    4:36 It was nice of you to blur out his license plate

    • @Missyplaysroblox1
      @Missyplaysroblox1 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @User-17429
      @User-17429 Рік тому +3

      No they blurred out his bum (because bums are inappropriate)

    • @Spoonfunnyname
      @Spoonfunnyname 8 місяців тому

      @@User-17429r/woosh

  • @kebo57
    @kebo57 3 місяці тому +1

    At 10:30 dude was thinking, "Phew, I'm glad that deer standing on the side of the road didn't run out in front of me"!!!!!

  • @eye8549
    @eye8549 3 роки тому +95

    "It's okay I'm not dead. I'm not Dead."
    That's the adrenaline talking. When that goes you'll wish you were.

    • @watermelaninmagik6877
      @watermelaninmagik6877 3 роки тому +11

      So true! Adrenaline is better than any pain killer and can get you through the moment but when it wears off..... get your biting stick ready

    • @onetwo5511
      @onetwo5511 3 роки тому +3

      He was talking to his friend who watched the thing happened he was screaming in his helmet to helmet com

    • @johnjacob688
      @johnjacob688 2 роки тому +4

      He got off with scrapes and bruises. Even after the pain kicks in, that's a much better fate than death.

    • @rossbrumby1957
      @rossbrumby1957 2 роки тому

      Reminded me of the accident prone neighbour kid in Freddy got fingered- walked into spinning plane propeller- "I'm ok!, I'm ok!"

  • @MrMeatman77
    @MrMeatman77 3 роки тому +73

    The guy with the Jesus statue strapped to his back made me almost pass out from laughing so hard. I kept going back to watch it.

    • @Karl_Drogo55
      @Karl_Drogo55 3 роки тому +3

      LMAO yes...nothing topped that for me right off the bat

    • @taylormacri2303
      @taylormacri2303 3 роки тому +1

      So many questions and so many jokes to made

    • @sentryogmixmaster
      @sentryogmixmaster 2 роки тому +8

      Jesus does not always save...

    • @AlexisKusanagy
      @AlexisKusanagy 2 роки тому +1

      No es Jesús es Judas

    • @gbae636
      @gbae636 2 роки тому

      Same here i can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sidefx996
    @sidefx996 2 роки тому +41

    8:28 Just want to point out these women’s contribution to society. “AHHHHHH.” “What happened?” “Did you just hit a person?” “You just ran someone over.” “Should I call 911?” 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @qqqsfdf1232
      @qqqsfdf1232 2 роки тому +19

      Immediately casting blame on her husband.

    • @sidefx996
      @sidefx996 2 роки тому +16

      @@qqqsfdf1232 Of course. It's a default setting.

    • @bryanbulmer6716
      @bryanbulmer6716 2 роки тому +1

      @@sidefx996 LMAO 🤣

    • @dc9024
      @dc9024 2 роки тому +2

      I think the one that said “Did you just hit a person?” “You just ran someone over.” was someone else, no? I don't think it was the woman

    • @Jordan-Ramses
      @Jordan-Ramses 2 роки тому +1

      Makes me so glad I never got married.

  • @vinnies4497
    @vinnies4497 4 місяці тому +2

    the intro is killing me 😂

  • @cp4512
    @cp4512 3 роки тому +59

    0:15 I watched this 10 times and laughed out loud every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @autocyclepc2001
      @autocyclepc2001 3 роки тому +2

      Same. Lmao

    • @alfonz7863
      @alfonz7863 2 роки тому +1

      I think he yelled Jesus!

    • @qg786
      @qg786 2 роки тому

      Jesus didn't have his back that day. 😏

    • @joshuaclemente2221
      @joshuaclemente2221 2 роки тому

      0:16 Oh no Dude The god getting mad at you😨😨😨

  • @pancakes5915
    @pancakes5915 2 роки тому +23

    3:00 "Ohhhh, you were trying to flip that car over? I thought is was flipping itself" 😂

    • @Smickster01
      @Smickster01 2 роки тому

      bahaha yeah,,,,clearly the car was starting to move/rock and yet he still decided to "try" and ride his bike exactly where the car should have fallen back on its wheels. I saw the wire in the video and really hoped the rider saw it and ducked underneath it only to have the car fall on him.....im seriously giggling at that which did not happen. Bahaha

  • @samellajusta5722
    @samellajusta5722 3 роки тому +61

    7:35 what the heck happened here? 😳 lol
    There's no need to be aggressive. You never know who you're messing up with! Even if that cyclist got a point he had no right to damage the car.

    • @elropo7093
      @elropo7093 3 роки тому +3

      It looks like the car did something prior to that encounter that pissed off the cyclist. The cyclist chased them down and let them know he was unhappy. Sometimes this is the best type of lesson for morons who don't pay attention while driving 4000lb weapons around town. I've torn off windshield wiper blades before while administering a severe tongue lashing to the idiot driver. Now I prefer to pull up alongside, ask them to roll their window down then hit 'em with my 115db air horn. This is less likely to make them want to kill me lol.

    • @billyvegas111
      @billyvegas111 3 роки тому +52

      @@elropo7093 and you are the shining example of why people hate cyclists.

    • @jimmyp7928
      @jimmyp7928 3 роки тому +24

      @@billyvegas111 I agree, what an asshole they are!

    • @billyvegas111
      @billyvegas111 3 роки тому +21

      @@jimmyp7928 I about hit one the other morning. 5am heavy fog wearing all black aside from his helmet, no lights. runs a stop light and i came really close to hitting the prick. He follows me to the gas station i pulled into to yell at me about my driving while waving a bike lock at me. Hes lucky he didnt get hit or shot.

    • @samellajusta5722
      @samellajusta5722 3 роки тому +14

      @@elropo7093 maybe, but you have to agree that some cyclists are nonsense and ride in the middle of the traffic! I once almost hit one because he wasn't riding on the bike lane. The car behind mine almost crashed because the cyclist saw my car but came into the road anyways and I had to step on the breaks in intention not to hit him. I was literally shaking and yelled at him saying "there's a bike lane right beside you!" And he pretended nobody was talking to him and stayed in the traffic, it was me who had to swerve him 😅

  • @Thatoneodddguy
    @Thatoneodddguy Рік тому +1

    Nature the perfect place to ride your bicycle

  • @IngePinge-
    @IngePinge- 2 роки тому +185

    I’m from the Netherlands where cycling is super common and we have a lot of separate (so not just on the side of the road) cycling lanes. Yet amateur speed cyclers still cycle on cars only lanes and think they’re invincible 🤦🏼‍♀️ and they have the audacity to get mad at you when they almost kill themselves

    • @skipdow3
      @skipdow3 2 роки тому +7

      i'M GLAD TO know it's not only the U.S. I rode a bike growing up, but it required common sense. Today it requires none, as the other guy is always at fault.

    • @gomahklawm4446
      @gomahklawm4446 2 роки тому +1

      @@skipdow3 Sad truth. And it won't stop, until nearly everyone has traffic cams like most of the world. Then these f*cks won't be so "brave"(stupid).

    • @chimei-tekinaneko8318
      @chimei-tekinaneko8318 2 роки тому

      Ye.. coming from Germany and we have the same idiots.. when you wanna argue with them about how dumb they are, they go full Karen mode, claiming rights they dont have.. (using the road instead of the signed bike lanes they have to use, etc.)
      Yet it aint as bad as in Amsterdam (a true nightmare city)..

    • @chimei-tekinaneko8318
      @chimei-tekinaneko8318 2 роки тому +1

      @@gomahklawm4446 that wont help.. their ignorance is so huge, they think they are in the right and even record it all by themselfes..

    • @sepp1328_
      @sepp1328_ 2 роки тому

      @@chimei-tekinaneko8318 the bike lanes in Germany are a joke, and the mandatory ones are maybe about 20% and a stretch of 200m before they throw you onto the road again. But times are changing, 60 years of car centric infrastructure are over, now you have to share the road, if you like it or not.

  • @randolfo1265
    @randolfo1265 2 роки тому +124

    0:43 - I have never seen a cyclist stop at a stop sign, but red light running. Another level of risk!

    • @terraminator4379
      @terraminator4379 2 роки тому +9

      i stop at stop sign when i ride my bike

    • @briannat.8285
      @briannat.8285 2 роки тому +2

      @@terraminator4379 literally lmao

    • @marban74
      @marban74 2 роки тому +7

      In their multiverse, red light means don't stop.

    • @stonedpaladin8632
      @stonedpaladin8632 2 роки тому +3

      Just Darwin at work

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 2 роки тому +5

      If i had one euro for everytime ive seen a cyclist run a red light, the rest of my year would be paid off, with interest.

  • @ryanmalone2681
    @ryanmalone2681 3 роки тому +105

    It’s always best to turn across a public roadway with vehicles without looking. Everyone knows that. Bicyclists are smart.

    • @SpeedRebirth
      @SpeedRebirth 3 роки тому +4

      Humans* not cyclists

    • @beauregardrippey5508
      @beauregardrippey5508 3 роки тому +15

      Just like everyone knows that stop signs don't apply to them. 👍🏻

    • @crazychad2720
      @crazychad2720 3 роки тому +15

      @@SpeedRebirth no hes right cyclists that ride on the street are special and not the super power type of special. There is literally NO reason to strap spandex on and ride ALONGSIDE CARS THAT WEIGH TONS AND MOVE MUCH FASTER. If you want to ride get a mountain bike and ride trails and dirt roads. Same damn thing except not stupid.

    • @retroboomer3197
      @retroboomer3197 3 роки тому +9

      Don't forget about their special little helmets. Those make them look really cool.

    • @loganjackson9559
      @loganjackson9559 3 роки тому +8

      dont correlate actions of a few with actions of every cyclist... most of us are not dumbasses. I live in the city and only go out when there's little traffic, not to mention that my group follows the rules of the road. I will say that nearly all of the cyclists in this video are at fault, however.

  • @pontifexmaxmus5078
    @pontifexmaxmus5078 Рік тому +1

    0:15 smashed and crushed by the Lord, tha pwr pendelum swings by tha umbilical chord

  • @jadedaceofspades
    @jadedaceofspades 2 роки тому +715

    The severe lack of situational awareness from most of the cyclists in this video is just... wow.

    • @branch621
      @branch621 2 роки тому +6

      Bruh 4reals🤦🏾

    • @alwynsmit3546
      @alwynsmit3546 2 роки тому +51

      Because they've been conditioned by authorities to expect other road users to think for them. It's never their fault

    • @justsomeguy6336
      @justsomeguy6336 2 роки тому +2

      Hopefully Natural Selection will work its magic soon

    • @midnightrunner684
      @midnightrunner684 2 роки тому +5

      Like motorcycle riders

    • @ISavant
      @ISavant 2 роки тому +5

      and what about the driver who, for example went straight through a ped crossing and ran someone over hm?

  • @CallofDuty927
    @CallofDuty927 2 роки тому +38

    4:52 this guy had the safest ride

  • @-Jones
    @-Jones 3 роки тому +100

    These compilations are just getting better and better (no more comments about recycled videos). Keep up the good work!!

  • @Hawkeye-zp8bv
    @Hawkeye-zp8bv 6 місяців тому +1

    Guy stealing the bike, reinforcing the fact that stereotypes are true.

  • @jayzenitram9621
    @jayzenitram9621 3 роки тому +51

    How in the hell do you not see a fire truck with sirens blaring? I swear, I don't know how some people manage to tie their shoes in the morning.*
    * Got it: Velcro.

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis 3 роки тому +1

      Simple, they don't think ahead all the time, only what is immediately in front of them.

  • @Sunglass_Man
    @Sunglass_Man 2 роки тому +44

    1:00 this guy must have a thousand four leaf clovers on him! When I saw his bike swerve towards the semi, I was speechless. It was such a miracle that he survived that crash and hope he didn’t get any injuries.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 2 роки тому +1

      He's lucky that what minor injuries he did receive weren't much worse, which they could have actually been. His guardian Angel was working overtime then.