【ENG SUB】Usami Rito Calls Up An Utterly Confused Kuzuha (Reverse Totsu)【葛葉 / 宇佐美リト / NIJISANJI】

Note: 企画 is used to describe a project / program planned for a stream, so 表 = what they claim they are doing, which is a reverse totsu in this case, and the hidden "camera" project is an 裏企画 which they have to do without being exposed.
For the challenge worth 5 points, it's an incoherent sentence that sounds kinda similar to "thank you very much" in Japanese.
"Zukkun" is a running joke from here: • 【ENG SUB】Usami Rito Re...
Original stream: • 【バラエティ盛り】激アツ企画３本に挑む！ #...
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*I am not a native Japanese and am doing this purely as a hobby.
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[@sol-solaceteria2654]

"I heard the crunch from your side tho?" I DIED LMFAO USAMI REALLY PULLING THE GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS 😭

[@iivelvet_square]

THE WAY YOU CAN SEE THE OTHER THREE LAUGHING IN SILENCE I CAN'T

[@_Azula]

Lmao the machine gun talking speed to cover up the "Zuha" was so funny to witness xD Also the immediate panic when Kuzuha thought Usami clicked his tongue at him www

[@rize7618]

Lmaooo the rest of his oriens just dying at the corner pls XD

[@nanat_t]

they're literally a duo i didn't know i needed!! 😭💓
thanks for the clip!

[@kirakirasan]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CLIP I WAS DYING LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SO GOLD

[@raina11037]

Holy shit my face when Usami Rito said Zuha BECAUSE I don't know where but I got the habit of shortening Kuzuha's name to Zuha maybe since I was too lazy to say 3 syllables...

[@raina11037]

ack almost forgot to say: thank you for the clip :D

[@yeopyeopi]

THANK YOU FOR THE CLIP THIS IS HILARIOUS ...😭😭😭 " STAFFSAN CUT THE CALL CUT CUT CUT" AUAUWUAUUA usami my Boy ......

[@sera.was.a.kyomie]

Omg im glad theyre slowly becomig closer, their interactions are sooo funny.
Thanks for the tl!!! :D

[@poipoiduo]

this is possibly the funniest vtuber video i've seen in these part two years

[@baechu1111]

thankyou for this translation clip! i watched the stream yesterday but had no idea what were they talking about yet still laughing by kzh's reaction🤣 this clip literally made my day🤩🙌

[@InaLagusa]

best duo

[@natsuuT]

Thanks so much for the translation !! It was so funny i had to keep replaying this clip 🥲🥲 their interaction is so precious!

[@kaikaikitan]

omg they're hilarious ty for tl

[@dopponico5829]

THEYRE SO FUNNY AHWHDJWNDBDJWJSHD THANK YOU FOR THE CLIP!!!!

[@brownii3361]

LMFAOO