Easily. I died because you know she doesn’t jive on C-bombs. And Bert was totally embarrassed. But I think Nadav was getting annoyed at WC hating on Bert non stop. Bottom line: Nadav got it right.
when Bert said "people don't get eating disorders anymore. They are done." Im just visualizing Tom staring at the camera in a shocked yet expected expression.
@@john8413 21:15 I hate it so much when someone brings up a funny moment in a 1-2 hour long podcast without timestamping it. That should be against youtube law.
TIMESTAMPS- Whitney's berating, condescending & patronizing moments: • 1:55 "Why do you bang the table?" • 2:35 "Oh is that what it is, Bert?!..." • 4:29 "...You need to talk less, live more." • 29:25 "I don't expect you to, like, read my book..." • 32:20 "Do people just bide time on this podcast?" • 32:55 "Is this what you do on the show?..." • 42:43 "Is this just like a guessing show?" • 40:22 "Is this a big podcast?" • 46:29 "I DO THAT ON MY PODCAST... GUYS" • 48:50 "... I have no idea how to podcast." • 51:10 "You realize Scientology is a cult..." • 59:55 "...You should cut that bit." • 1:00:49 "Oh, did you have the power to fire people?" • 1:12:50 "You are horrible at impressions..." • 1:13:20 "... This is drivel." • 1:23:15 "You're fucking your career up." • 1:28:58 "Why do you guys look like such pussies?" • 1:31:45 "It is so funny that Reese Witherspoon has never heard of you." • 1:33:50 "... Can your brain process that?" • 1:37:00 "Can you not open things while I'm speaking?" • 1:37:30 "Can you say it in a funnier way next time?" • 1:42:20 "Do you know what I do for a living?" • 1:42:52 "...hacky" • 1:43:46 "Did you just try to use a big word?" • 1:48:30 "I don't like this manic energy." • 1:48:50 "... By the way- overrated."
@@Effe444 the problem is all the estrogen in the room without the presence of masculinity. This feels like The View. Love Bertha but my God menopause has really taken its toll on her.
Ive only seen Whitney's stand up and never heard her talk long form like this But Ive rarely seen a famous person that was so psychologically damaged and self-centered that they outwardly manifested these traits in casual conversation to the point you can diagnose her with Narcissistic Personality Disorder I wonder if she comes off the same while interviewing women. Is she the same with when interviewing black and minority people
Pretty sure Bert loves Whitney more than she does. This is embarrassing. All he talks about is how hot she is and what if we had sex. Dude is like a 15 year old.
When she was saying that, I was like, what do you mean you had all those cars? Actual poor people don’t have cars as teenagers. I didn’t get my first car until I was 23...
It would've gone different because Tom doesn't try to steamroll the conversation like Bert and Whitney do. He would just follow wherever she took the conversation and riffed off of it. That's why Tom and Bert go together so well.
Yeah, no it would have gone great because Tom knows how to let someone answer a question he asks and actually have a converation. Bert was just fucking obnoxious.
I want to preface this by saying I’m a huge Whitney fan, and I totally understand the “Bert is a degenerate goof” shtick that a lot of the podcast guests play into. But Whitney was so rude the entire podcast. When she would disregard Bert and say “....okay...?” after he spoke, i was so uncomfortable and it made me want to just turn this off.
@@amymwheeler I genuinely believe she wasn't in a good mood and she kept referring back to the cabin makes me think they must have done the podcast before but maybe something went wrong with the recording. And this is not me validating her attitude (I think) . But she's really a good funny person . This episode was just cringey for me
Agree. I usually like watching them on podcasts, but this was so hard to watch. Or how she kept saying... is this what you do... just look things up? People like this? I know comics joke, like when santino and Bobby came on they joked about each other’s sets but that was such a different vibe. She was legit being like... this is fucking stupid lol I didn’t like this at all
Same! I love her, and it's very clear that she was having an off day or maybe this is why she's off edibles now. Haha I totally think it was an off day, truly
She says that because she knows the bro culture Bert and Tom cultivate, and they're usually the audience that proclaims women aren't funny. You'd see a different vibe if you saw Bert on Whitney's podcast.
Even though they do have a bro culture, I’m a lady and I don’t like Whitney. I think she comes off as having a very uppity, know it all type of personality. And I’m also from DC, and I can’t stand the people here that are like that. Like all the woke, PC crap.
Joe mentions Bert doing drive-ins because Bert loves his fans and does everything he can to bring them a show. Even now, the fans are suffering through this podcast because they love him.
Yeah was just gonna say, her reenactment of chatting with her crew sounded like berating...figured I’d check first to see if anyone else noticed or I was just insane
TIMESTAMPS- Whitney's berating, condescending & patronizing moments: • 1:55 "Why do you bang the table?" • 2:35 "Oh is that what it is, Bert?!..." • 4:29 "...You need to talk less, live more." • 29:25 "I don't expect you to, like, read my book..." • 32:20 "Do people just bide time on this podcast?" • 32:55 "Is this what you do on the show?..." • 42:43 "Is this just like a guessing show?" • 40:22 "Is this a big podcast?" • 46:29 "I DO THAT ON MY PODCAST... GUYS" • 48:50 "... I have no idea how to podcast." • 51:10 "You realize Scientology is a cult..." • 59:55 "...You should cut that bit." • 1:00:49 "Oh, did you have the power to fire people?" • 1:12:50 "You are horrible at impressions..." • 1:13:20 "... This is drivel." • 1:23:15 "You're fucking your career up." • 1:28:58 "Why do you guys look like such pussies?" • 1:31:45 "It is so funny that Reese Witherspoon has never heard of you." • 1:33:50 "... Can your brain process that?" • 1:37:00 "Can you not open things while I'm speaking?" • 1:37:30 "Can you say it in a funnier way next time?" • 1:42:20 "Do you know what I do for a living?" • 1:42:52 "...hacky" • 1:43:46 "Did you just try to use a big word?" • 1:48:30 "I don't like this manic energy." • 1:48:50 "... By the way- overrated."
@@cupofwater_diplip1243 The tension begins at 57:00, it's an entire minute of awkwardness and then at 58:07 it gets played, but I recommend you watch from 57:00 onwards.
@@DeezNutz-mh7qh She’s a wealthy woman by pandering to a group just like liberals/conservatives pander to some other ignorant people. You have to be narcissistic as fuck to do what she does, arrogance is baked into it.
@@IcyBloodFyre i started watching the podcast a week ago and i stopped cause i wasnt in the mood for ramblings, started it again today and paused at min 5 cause Whitney is insufferable. scrolled down to read some comments and you, my good sir/lady, you just made my whole week. thank you
The mid-sentence out loud realization that Bert has when Whitney goes to pee. "why does she bring her purse to pee? oh wait, she's on her period right now" was for some reason so hilarious
I very much doubt bert had the appropriate work up for cirrhosis. Normal liver enzymes do not rule out cirrhosis. A normal sonogram does not rule out cirrhosis. Cirrhosis needs to be diagnosed with a tissue biopsy. There are some other fancier tests like MRI elasteography but almost no one does those.
And to think that Brent can talk like that without medical assistance! makes me wonder how much shit he would spew if he joined whiteys Amphetamine party .
@@amymwheeler It's funny because of people like you. Imagine calling somebody "whiney" [sic] and then POSTING IN CAPS TO SHOW HOW FRUSTRATED YOU ARE. The absolute best thing about feminism is defintely the latent insecurities it exposes in people such as yourself. You've literally posted about 15 comments on this one video. Calm down dude - your inceldom is showing.
@@cheese..wizard i genuinely don’t know or care to know what a “simp” is but having had a cursory glance I can see it found its roots in inceldom and incel terminology. I can’t say I’m surprised at that. You give off strong incel vibes. A lot of Bert and Tom fans do.
I like how Whitney is trying to drop advice about how the podcast should be changed/improved when two bears gets multiple times more views per episode than her podcast.....
Who gives a shit? Her podcast caters to a different demo than this one. Her podcast is newer too. I don't think she cares about views, just needed something to do in 2020.
@@a-love-supremist my only annoyance to that is she asked at one point "wait is this a big podcast" its like no not really just about 6X bigger than her best episode on their worst.
Ever since she had miranda cosgrove on her podcast she beens dressing all weird...she thinks she can bring shock value by looks like 6ix9ine does...next shell get face tats
He interrupted her several times. But he failed at not letting her talk. It was strange seeing Bert be the one trying to keep things on topic it though. 🤣
Thought about giving Whitney a shot because Bert seems to appreciate her.... she is the most self absorbed person in media currently. Tom, get better soon
@@rich6646 she can have her ted talks about feminism elsewhere but why 2bears. 🤔👌 why accumulate more hate when she has fancy female friends who her humor panders to.
the fact that Bert took the way she treated him so well and just kept on with the podcast without faulter made me respect him more cuz this chick was rougghhhhhh this episode wow
You obviously do not understand their dynamic and friendship. This is how they interact. Whitney is a close friend to Bert, and is like an Aunt to Georgia and Ila
@@JacobHayden911 he just laughed uncomfortably throughout because she was vile.. she dismissed him on almost every joke he said, but would expect different for herself which he provided. Gross lady, miss the equality between Tom and Christina P’s relationship
@@bmorg236 Like, why did they even have her on the show if they weren't gonna connect very well and their senses of humor would just go yeeting over their heads? 😅 They should have known that ahead of time. She probably won't be on again, or at least for a long time.
@@mslily3311 I'm more assuming this is what happened as she states in here that Patrice treated her like shit. Could be read as her getting her balls busted in a way she didn't care for.
Lyle is great I can't believe she doesn't like Lyle. I watched this thinking oh cool let's see this podcast Bert and Whitney but all I got was Whitney telling Bert she's better than him all episode.
I like whitney but this episode could've been good if she didn't shit on the show every time Bert tried to take it somewhere...i found myself cringing alot
I liked it. If Whitney had been in a better mood and they riffed off it, this could have been fun. (also, she obviously has never watched the show, so it would have been difficult)
@Dumdum Dum Nah I've seen burr take some hits and laugh. Whitney gets butthurt and starts acting like someone is an idiot or bad person when they say shit she doesn't like
She uses sex to distract him while putting him down it’s very obvious. They talk about sex a lot because Bert wants to fuck her and Whitney knows that but she doesn’t want to obviously but likes the idea of having that control over Bert. Or I’m just stoned 🤷🏻♂️
@@polybius3311 Exactly. It's strange that listeners truly believe they know entertainers just from a podcast. Truth is..You put a microphone in front of anyone, they automatically filter themselves. I would too
She honestly comes off like she’s never podcasted before. For someone who does this, she has a terrible habit of telling the host that what they’re saying is boring smh
All the last episodes people were complaining Bert is the shitty one. He still talks....about blowjobs, which is boring. There is no joke there. I know they are both comedians, but he is acting like she is like a bro to her. Half the shit Bert says is funny is because of Tom's reaction anyway. Fucking hate train logic in full efffect here. No analysis of what's going. They just don't mix well together in a podcast.
i was scrolling through the comment and read this while she was fucking saying it. By fucking chance. thanks for providing me with this amazing moment.
@@jasonking454 Yeah, Amanda Cerny is another one of those really unfunny people that Whitney is friends with. Amanda is hot, but she's not funny at all. Neither is Whitney.
TIMESTAMPS- Whitney's berating, condescending & patronizing moments: • 1:55 "Why do you bang the table?" • 2:35 "Oh is that what it is, Bert?!..." • 4:29 "...You need to talk less, live more." • 29:25 "I don't expect you to, like, read my book..." • 32:20 "Do people just bide time on this podcast?" • 32:55 "Is this what you do on the show?..." • 42:43 "Is this just like a guessing show?" • 40:22 "Is this a big podcast?" • 46:29 "I DO THAT ON MY PODCAST... GUYS" • 48:50 "... I have no idea how to podcast." • 51:10 "You realize Scientology is a cult..." • 59:55 "...You should cut that bit." • 1:00:49 "Oh, did you have the power to fire people?" • 1:12:50 "You are horrible at impressions..." • 1:13:20 "... This is drivel." • 1:23:15 "You're fucking your career up." • 1:28:58 "Why do you guys look like such pussies?" • 1:31:45 "It is so funny that Reese Witherspoon has never heard of you." • 1:33:50 "... Can your brain process that?" • 1:37:00 "Can you not open things while I'm speaking?" • 1:37:30 "Can you say it in a funnier way next time?" • 1:42:20 "Do you know what I do for a living?" • 1:42:52 "...hacky" • 1:43:46 "Did you just try to use a big word?" • 1:48:30 "I don't like this manic energy." • 1:48:50 "... By the way- overrated."
Bert's dressed like a middle-aged Pokemon trainer
Definitely the guy who only uses Machop and Mankey.
Oh my God Bret fucks Growlithes
Fuck vests. They don't make sense. I hate them.
@@alexmendoza9645 poor houndoom
I laughed out loud
Lyle chirping in with “wait cunt berts talking” to Whitney was the funniest part of this podcast
Easily. I died because you know she doesn’t jive on C-bombs. And Bert was totally embarrassed.
But I think Nadav was getting annoyed at WC hating on Bert non stop.
Bottom line: Nadav got it right.
Dude that had me absolutely dying laughing holy shit. God tier.
Time stamp?
Dude. I had to replay that like 3 times
@@bodeezus when did it happen
Bert kreischer: "eating disorders don't exist anymore"
Also Bert Kreischer: "I have to take half a Xanax at night to stop myself from eating too much"
In his mind, disorder is not the same as being out of order.
He have point though illnesses goes in trends. Many illnesses long time ago did not exist nowadays. Like Hysteria.
Xanax stops him from eating?
@@flukislucas Passes out so he cant eat
@@uncle_podcast5332 They did exist, scientists and doctors just didn't know about them.
Bert: “I understand why you’re single”
Everyone watching this: “Me too”
Immagine waking up next to that gargoyle of a face.
@@mikew2893 DAMN LMAO
@@mikew2893 Bert or Whitney's?
👏
When Whitney said "cut the Lyle bit" I knew we were in trouble
Whitney's reaction to Lyle is proof you should NOT get rid of Lyle.
A hundred percent!!!
@Mr Judas eww
fax
Oy, cu**, Berts talking. One of the best and most fitting drops in this show.
Whitney's non-reaction to the word "cunt" makes me feel like she hears it multiple times a day.
Whitney: i have a feeling all your fans hate me
Me: wow she's more self aware than I thought lol
48:52 "No I've listened, I know..." omfg BERT hardly ever gets sly jabs in but that was gold for him lmao
when Bert said "people don't get eating disorders anymore. They are done." Im just visualizing Tom staring at the camera in a shocked yet expected expression.
@@john8413 21:15
I hate it so much when someone brings up a funny moment in a 1-2 hour long podcast without timestamping it. That should be against youtube law.
TIMESTAMPS- Whitney's berating, condescending & patronizing moments:
• 1:55 "Why do you bang the table?"
• 2:35 "Oh is that what it is, Bert?!..."
• 4:29 "...You need to talk less, live more."
• 29:25 "I don't expect you to, like, read my book..."
• 32:20 "Do people just bide time on this podcast?"
• 32:55 "Is this what you do on the show?..."
• 42:43 "Is this just like a guessing show?"
• 40:22 "Is this a big podcast?"
• 46:29 "I DO THAT ON MY PODCAST... GUYS"
• 48:50 "... I have no idea how to podcast."
• 51:10 "You realize Scientology is a cult..."
• 59:55 "...You should cut that bit."
• 1:00:49 "Oh, did you have the power to fire people?"
• 1:12:50 "You are horrible at impressions..."
• 1:13:20 "... This is drivel."
• 1:23:15 "You're fucking your career up."
• 1:28:58 "Why do you guys look like such pussies?"
• 1:31:45 "It is so funny that Reese Witherspoon has never heard of you."
• 1:33:50 "... Can your brain process that?"
• 1:37:00 "Can you not open things while I'm speaking?"
• 1:37:30 "Can you say it in a funnier way next time?"
• 1:42:20 "Do you know what I do for a living?"
• 1:42:52 "...hacky"
• 1:43:46 "Did you just try to use a big word?"
• 1:48:30 "I don't like this manic energy."
• 1:48:50 "... By the way- overrated."
@@MissMal92 Jeans, you’re awesome! Thank you ☺️
@@MissMal92 You must really hate Whitney lol
Tim and Burnt is such a great combo. I hope Tim get's back soon.
Nadav deserves a raise for that lyle drop
So true 😂😂😂
Its his job
100%
He killed me with the last one
For that drop, a HUNDRED percent.
Tom being hospitalized really makes you realize how much he carries this shit
this shit is funny af
He keeps it in line
Tbf if Bert was doing the podcast with Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon or Ryan Sickler it would have been very funny. The problem is the guest, not Bert.
The real reason he broke his leg is from carrying this podcast for so long.
@@Effe444 the problem is all the estrogen in the room without the presence of masculinity. This feels like The View. Love Bertha but my God menopause has really taken its toll on her.
I’ve never been happier to hear Bert talk over a guest since the start of this podcast
This was rough. I’d rather have a whole podcast of Nadav googling shit.
I enjoy that now cause the song is so good
Oh, I read that as "Nadav gurgling shit". Seemed harsh.
SAAAAMMMEE
Kawika Nunenkamp Whitney sucks I’d rather get cosbied
How could it be less than an episode if Nadav is googling?
Uhhhhh hundred percent realized I never want Tom to miss another episode.
@Paperclip This most recent episode with Christina was my first with 2b1c, and holy shit maybe my favorite guest.
Totally. Push and Bert are hilarious together. Whitney seems bothered by doing anything.
@@kylecrusoe5090 she sucks for 2 bears one 1 Cave
This episode made me realize exactly how much Tom loves and understands Bert lol
Whitney Cummings is like a young Joan Rivers with no charm or likability while also not being funny at all.
Whitney saying it’s wrong to berate people and she berates everyone
Yeah but but but she doesn't berate the little people.
I wonder how it feels to think you're right 100% of the time like she does
I’m trying to figure out if that’s her being funny or if that’s her..
True
It's hard to watch because she's so condescending. I've had to turn off other podcasts because of it.
I had a feeling the common section would be the most entertaining part of this episode
This whole episode sounds like a schizophrenic's inner monologue
Lmao this made me die laughing
dude you made me spit burger all over the floor.
Ive only seen Whitney's stand up and never heard her talk long form like this
But Ive rarely seen a famous person that was so psychologically damaged and self-centered that they outwardly manifested these traits in casual conversation to the point you can diagnose her with Narcissistic Personality Disorder
I wonder if she comes off the same while interviewing women. Is she the same with when interviewing black and minority people
They should call this episode "One Bear Two Caves"
💯💥
Nobody loves Whitney Cummings more than Whitney Cummings. This was brutal guys...
Pretty sure Bert loves Whitney more than she does. This is embarrassing. All he talks about is how hot she is and what if we had sex. Dude is like a 15 year old.
@@jfaulkner426 Loosen up
@@jfaulkner426 It's close, but no one loves Whitney more than Whitney does. What an egotistical twat. This was just painful AF to watch.
That’s her shtick though to be fair, her whole comedic persona is purposefully arrogant.
@@Leo-yn5fx I keep my jeans high and tight
Not gonna lie. This podcast elevated my blood pressure to dangerous levels. I wasn't even mad, just stressed by the audible double dose of narcissism.
Try listening to Whitneys podcast, it gives me anxiety!!!
Thank you
100%
Same. Yea that’s Whitney’s vibe... unbearable
Whitney: I never berate the crew
Proceeds to berate Nadav
Look at the look she gave when he starts laughing at her "joke". Shits ridiculous I can't even watch 15 minutes of it.
Yeah she stands on her soapbox about not berating and then proceeds to be a b toward everyone..
This has that “dude she treats you like shit” energy
THIS. 100%%%%
They're all good friends.
She's about to hit 40, that's the only energy coming or going, and no not all... just the former hot ones.
I swear on a past podcast someone said she was like an older sister to him.
Whitney: I was poor.
Also Whitney: I had multiple cars as a teen and went to private school.
Yeah lmfao she was not poor. Ridiculous
She's always doing a character. I bet she fakes so much that she doesn't even know who she is anymore
When she was saying that, I was like, what do you mean you had all those cars? Actual poor people don’t have cars as teenagers. I didn’t get my first car until I was 23...
I feel confident in saying that if it were Tom and Whitney... Tom would have killed her 20 min in
@@jlovestolaugh9308 Never thought of it that way but you're right. Makes sense. This was really... bad... for her.
It would've gone different because Tom doesn't try to steamroll the conversation like Bert and Whitney do. He would just follow wherever she took the conversation and riffed off of it. That's why Tom and Bert go together so well.
Yeah, no it would have gone great because Tom knows how to let someone answer a question he asks and actually have a converation. Bert was just fucking obnoxious.
But then then Kristen would have buried this tape with her so we would never have known.
I want to preface this by saying I’m a huge Whitney fan, and I totally understand the “Bert is a degenerate goof” shtick that a lot of the podcast guests play into. But Whitney was so rude the entire podcast. When she would disregard Bert and say “....okay...?” after he spoke, i was so uncomfortable and it made me want to just turn this off.
I totally agree....................reading the comments I'm like she's really not this mean
@@amymwheeler I genuinely believe she wasn't in a good mood and she kept referring back to the cabin makes me think they must have done the podcast before but maybe something went wrong with the recording. And this is not me validating her attitude (I think) . But she's really a good funny person . This episode was just cringey for me
I did turn it off. Terrible guest.
Agree. I usually like watching them on podcasts, but this was so hard to watch. Or how she kept saying... is this what you do... just look things up? People like this? I know comics joke, like when santino and Bobby came on they joked about each other’s sets but that was such a different vibe. She was legit being like... this is fucking stupid lol I didn’t like this at all
Same! I love her, and it's very clear that she was having an off day or maybe this is why she's off edibles now. Haha I totally think it was an off day, truly
This is the only episode of 2 bears that I just couldn't finish.
Same
Same. Whitney is so awful.
One of the few i actually could
@@957543 this show is not for you
@@joeyhampton5075 facts
"Eating disorders don't exist." Bert Kreischer, head of body positivity movement.
Funniest part is his eating habbits could easily be categorized as a binge eating disorder
@@RiamuBerru ahhhhundred percent!
He’s the Alex Jones of fitness
@@RiamuBerru some major restrict binge cycles going on.
@@lauren6860 with a dash of exercise purging to top it off lol
Bert being the smartest person in the room for sure is a weird experience.
Uuuuuhhh hundred percent
O o f
This episode felt like everyone was walking on eggshells with her
The antithesis of comedy. If this is how she will conduct herself, she will not survive in comedy.
this was frenemies before frenemies
@@SilverDOMO192837 haha dude i love that. so true.
Dear god this feels like listening to two podcasts at once.
Whitney: "Your fans are going to hate me"
Us: "Nailed it"
She says that because she knows the bro culture Bert and Tom cultivate, and they're usually the audience that proclaims women aren't funny. You'd see a different vibe if you saw Bert on Whitney's podcast.
@@davidadams2395 I’m sure you are aware, but their main is tom and his wife. Compared to his wife, she is straight cancer.
@@bmorg236 Nah they have good chemistry
Even though they do have a bro culture, I’m a lady and I don’t like Whitney. I think she comes off as having a very uppity, know it all type of personality. And I’m also from DC, and I can’t stand the people here that are like that. Like all the woke, PC crap.
No hate toward Whitney. Annie Lieberman tho, ugh...big nope.
She was right when she said, "your fans don't like me".
Kehyren Feehan or Whitney Cummings?
I was thinking nah she’s not that bad, then 5 min in I’m like yep she’s obnoxious.
She leads with that and then immediately starts bitching about everything
She literally put me in a bad mood
You know it’s bad when the comments are better than the podcast. I haven’t even gotten to the Lyle part yet
Joe mentions Bert doing drive-ins because Bert loves his fans and does everything he can to bring them a show. Even now, the fans are suffering through this podcast because they love him.
This is the perfect comment for this episode.
Tried. Couldn't do it. The jeans are low and loose on this one.
This episode is khaki shorts.
This episode is boat shoes and a pink polo
‘03 dickies vibes on this one boiz
Bert was stingy. This is not living life 365
Whitney: "Never berate anyone!" *while berating Burt about never berating anyone*
That’s all she ever does...& fake laugh.
Whitney “doesn’t need the work but will definitely still do the show” Cummings
@@Betty-Boop809 she definitely has undiagnosed behavioral disorders. Look at what she did to her hair. Doing that on a whim.....
Yeah was just gonna say, her reenactment of chatting with her crew sounded like berating...figured I’d check first to see if anyone else noticed or I was just insane
TIMESTAMPS- Whitney's berating, condescending & patronizing moments:
• 1:55 "Why do you bang the table?"
• 2:35 "Oh is that what it is, Bert?!..."
• 4:29 "...You need to talk less, live more."
• 29:25 "I don't expect you to, like, read my book..."
• 32:20 "Do people just bide time on this podcast?"
• 32:55 "Is this what you do on the show?..."
• 42:43 "Is this just like a guessing show?"
• 40:22 "Is this a big podcast?"
• 46:29 "I DO THAT ON MY PODCAST... GUYS"
• 48:50 "... I have no idea how to podcast."
• 51:10 "You realize Scientology is a cult..."
• 59:55 "...You should cut that bit."
• 1:00:49 "Oh, did you have the power to fire people?"
• 1:12:50 "You are horrible at impressions..."
• 1:13:20 "... This is drivel."
• 1:23:15 "You're fucking your career up."
• 1:28:58 "Why do you guys look like such pussies?"
• 1:31:45 "It is so funny that Reese Witherspoon has never heard of you."
• 1:33:50 "... Can your brain process that?"
• 1:37:00 "Can you not open things while I'm speaking?"
• 1:37:30 "Can you say it in a funnier way next time?"
• 1:42:20 "Do you know what I do for a living?"
• 1:42:52 "...hacky"
• 1:43:46 "Did you just try to use a big word?"
• 1:48:30 "I don't like this manic energy."
• 1:48:50 "... By the way- overrated."
“I’m bored” *continues to go over every single vehicle Shes ever owned in detail*
"Oi, cunt, Bert's talking" perfectly sums up how half the audience feels about this podcast lol. GG Nadav
I need the timstamp
@@cupofwater_diplip1243 The tension begins at 57:00, it's an entire minute of awkwardness and then at 58:07 it gets played, but I recommend you watch from 57:00 onwards.
Is it just me or is Whitney kinda arrogant
@@DeezNutz-mh7qh She’s a wealthy woman by pandering to a group just like liberals/conservatives pander to some other ignorant people. You have to be narcissistic as fuck to do what she does, arrogance is baked into it.
@@IcyBloodFyre i started watching the podcast a week ago and i stopped cause i wasnt in the mood for ramblings, started it again today and paused at min 5 cause Whitney is insufferable. scrolled down to read some comments and you, my good sir/lady, you just made my whole week. thank you
I feel like Bert thinks they get along way better than they actually do...
alot of his relationships are probably like that.
💯
Absolutely bubba
You feel like that because it’s true, and that’s because Bert is chill and Whitney is essentially deplorable.
They talk a lot longer than I could with someone I don't get along with
Q: How much do we dislike Whitney?
A: A huuuuuuundred percent!
Stop that, Lex Fridman is hurting
The mid-sentence out loud realization that Bert has when Whitney goes to pee. "why does she bring her purse to pee? oh wait, she's on her period right now" was for some reason so hilarious
*I can't hear anything. They are cancelling each other out.*
This is like a narcissist battle
#cancelculture
🤣🤣🤣🤣
They invented active noise cancellation
This show should be called “me me me me!”
“This is captain marcel, I’m gonna take her back up the mountain.”
thank you captain
Holly shit. This is the funniest fucking comment in this whole comment section- I ACTUALLY laughed out loud 🤣 if you know- you know!
Winner!
I'll bring my brown step 2 folding kids chair. It's very rare. It can't be bought anymore.
Check out my man humaniodxeno889 on the tok ofc
Whitney: All your fans hate me
Bert: No they don't
Narrator: They did
Please tell me the narrator is the same on who nsrrated Jim Carrey's version of the Grinch bc that's what I imagined
That narrator is Lyle
I heard it in Ron Howard's voice.
We still don't like her..
I didn't before, but I sure as fuck do now
Holy Christ Whitney is an awful guest. Hello narcissist in the room. God damn
Lol both of them are not exactly known for being great listeners. Let's see how this goes 😂
Awww shit. Here we go again...
I’m genuinely excited
It’s a disaster
Horribly. This is the worse than the Rona
He interrupted her as she was saying she got lit on fire, what a dick haha
Worst thing for Bert’s health is the DR telling him his liver is good
I don't believe for a second that his liver enzyme numbers aren't raised.
Bruuuuh that is the truth if there ever was one
That is insane, since he had fatty liver disease last year
I feel bad for the Dr because he's definitely gonna lose his medical license after this it's like he didn't even look at the charts 😂
I very much doubt bert had the appropriate work up for cirrhosis. Normal liver enzymes do not rule out cirrhosis. A normal sonogram does not rule out cirrhosis. Cirrhosis needs to be diagnosed with a tissue biopsy. There are some other fancier tests like MRI elasteography but almost no one does those.
Whitney gives a speech about how horrible it is to berate and then spends the rest of the episode berating Burts crew
It's almost impossible to avoid being a disgusting hypocrite
I actually felt bad for Nadav. She was being a bitch to him for no reason.
Yeah it was weird. There were some vibes but then she was very triggering and just like she didn't want to be there. Was that an act or something?
@@MrSpeedyAce like the way Bert did at the beginning? They’re fucking comics though
Let's not pretend Nadav is good at his job tho.
58:08 I'm not a fan of the c-word, but the use of it here by Lyle was perfectly timed and placed!
i dare anyone to make timestamps for this. its like listening to 2 people doing speed
And to think that Brent can talk like that without medical assistance!
makes me wonder how much shit he would spew if he joined whiteys Amphetamine party .
Spoiler alert, they are
I’m 10 minutes in and I’m just like wtf is happening
It's the Ritalin cast
I think there is a very logical reason for that.
Whitney: "Everyone watching your show probably doesnt like me"
Well at least she's self aware
🤣🤣🤣 yeah
@@amymwheeler It's funny because of people like you. Imagine calling somebody "whiney" [sic] and then POSTING IN CAPS TO SHOW HOW FRUSTRATED YOU ARE. The absolute best thing about feminism is defintely the latent insecurities it exposes in people such as yourself. You've literally posted about 15 comments on this one video. Calm down dude - your inceldom is showing.
@@peterjeffrey2672 you're being a simp bro. Stop white knighting so hard
@@cheese..wizard i genuinely don’t know or care to know what a “simp” is but having had a cursory glance I can see it found its roots in inceldom and incel terminology.
I can’t say I’m surprised at that. You give off strong incel vibes. A lot of Bert and Tom fans do.
@@peterjeffrey2672 aw someone's butthurt
Whitney: I can cancel you Bert whenever I want
Bryan Callen: 😔
If she did have something that she could use to cancel Bert, wouldn't that in itself be 'problematic'? *cough* chis d'elia
He got a new podcast
@@JoshuaMLove christy lea is hot
@@21nitsua That’s not the point. They fucked him over an accusation and Whitney went bad on him immediately.
@@Colt-Forty5 a little too serious for this pod
I skipped to a random part in this podcast and STILL found Whitney being rude to Bert.
How are y'all thin-skinned ninnies fans of this show? Seriously. How?
Summary: Whitney has owned multiple cars
And apparently trashed several of them
And is pretty fucking coked up this whole podcast
At least we saw her tits
😂😂😂😂😂 SERIOUSLY!! Really the only thing covered
And Sbinnaled half of them
I like how Whitney is trying to drop advice about how the podcast should be changed/improved when two bears gets multiple times more views per episode than her podcast.....
RIGHT the only ones with "big views" are the ones with big names, nothinng to do with her.
Who gives a shit? Her podcast caters to a different demo than this one. Her podcast is newer too. I don't think she cares about views, just needed something to do in 2020.
@@a-love-supremist we do for how she treated our boy burnt.
@@a-love-supremist my only annoyance to that is she asked at one point "wait is this a big podcast" its like no not really just about 6X bigger than her best episode on their worst.
@@GrandmaHank
Treated him? Don't you think Bert's astute enough to choose his friends according to his sensibilities?
whitney is like a 38 year old who’s still on the high school cheer team
" Yeah..you don't f*ck with us. If we're on your team you're going to win"
they're both basically children who never made it into emotional adulthood
@@user-qb5cv7ue9o I thought she was going to go full-Christina with the "MY TRIBE..."
@@janpavel1441 specifically Bert is 5 and Whitney 12 lol
Ever since she had miranda cosgrove on her podcast she beens dressing all weird...she thinks she can bring shock value by looks like 6ix9ine does...next shell get face tats
“our fans don’t hate you...”
Reads comments section
“Oh maybe they do” 🤣
She’s so obnoxious and full of herself
Jesus Christ bro, it's an act
Lyle was the best part who ever decided to drop him is a genius don’t listen to Whitney
Can i please get a timestamp
Lyle definitely works
@@anti100_99 57:33
@@anti100_99 58:07
58:00 (about) and I just paused the video when she said that to literally say lyle was the best part of the podcast
This'll be a good one! I've always wanted to hear Brent not let Whitney Cummings talk.
Is that the title to their porn?
He interrupted her several times. But he failed at not letting her talk. It was strange seeing Bert be the one trying to keep things on topic it though. 🤣
Someone never taught Whitney that she’s a GUEST at mommas house
I've decided this episode is no longer canon in the YMH Cinematic Universe
LOL
Yea this arc of the animé is so unlike the manga.
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Uhhhhh hundred percent
Thought about giving Whitney a shot because Bert seems to appreciate her.... she is the most self absorbed person in media currently. Tom, get better soon
She’s exhausting
And you're nothing.
I will say she did say this audience hates her lol
@@Gennys The pot calls the kettle black. Btw he has 261k subs which is 261k more than you.
Exhausting is the perfect word to describe her
@@rich6646 she can have her ted talks about feminism elsewhere but why 2bears. 🤔👌 why accumulate more hate when she has fancy female friends who her humor panders to.
Whitney Cuntings..
But seriously, she said one thing that was absolutely true, and that was when she admitted she isn't funny.
She hates that Bert is funny
She is pure toxic. A poisonous person. Rare
Comedy is subjective, she's hilarious. What is an objective fact that, straight white guys insecurity is the real "funny".
Bert saying eating disorders are gone because his daughters don't have them is the best thing 😂😂😂
They should’ve kept this one in the vault
Yeah I agree
by 'vault' you mean trash, right?
@@dexraikkonen7 🤣 I’d be ok with that
this episode has the most dislike by a long shot
@@emilym5117 which is hilarious because burnt kristmas thought this would be Tom’s favorite
the fact that Bert took the way she treated him so well and just kept on with the podcast without faulter made me respect him more cuz this chick was rougghhhhhh this episode wow
OBNOXIOUS
I remember feeling the same way.
You obviously do not understand their dynamic and friendship. This is how they interact. Whitney is a close friend to Bert, and is like an Aunt to Georgia and Ila
I really hope Tim and Brent discuss this podcast once he’s back!
23:00 - the irony of Whitney complaining about Bert interruptions when she regularly interrupts her guests
Whitney 'I'm so cool I'm going to try and text everyone we talk about' Cummings.
Or starts recording, "ok go"
So lame
get your JRE comment out of here. YOU BROKE PROTO YOURE FUCKING DONE!!!
@@shoonger001 cringe
@@shoonger001 keep featherin’ it brother
It's female Bert lol "oooh oooh let's call P Diddy!"
Whitney: can you not open a can when I'm talking?
Can you not text and try to FaceTime when bert is talking?
So damn pretentious.
my thoughts exactly, F U Whitney Cummings!
Those were probably jokes, but it comes off as pretentious for sure. Did Bert laugh? I didn't listen to this cause I knew it would beba trainwreck.
@@JacobHayden911 he just laughed uncomfortably throughout because she was vile.. she dismissed him on almost every joke he said, but would expect different for herself which he provided. Gross lady, miss the equality between Tom and Christina P’s relationship
@@bmorg236 Like, why did they even have her on the show if they weren't gonna connect very well and their senses of humor would just go yeeting over their heads? 😅 They should have known that ahead of time. She probably won't be on again, or at least for a long time.
Patrice (RIP) once roasting Whitney so hard she's still salty about it is killing me
Patrice really is the hero we need right now.. Rest his soul
Time I can't watch this.
He was the greatest. Such a shame he left us so early.
Can you link it? It would be a great pallet cleanser after watching 20 min of this.
@@mslily3311 I'm more assuming this is what happened as she states in here that Patrice treated her like shit. Could be read as her getting her balls busted in a way she didn't care for.
That SNL part, Jesus Whitney go with the flow lol
When Nadav uploads the vid as ep #61 and title page shows #71.
Good job Nadav. Cant wait to hear about this on YMH.
"Everyone listening to your show probably doesn't like me" I'm glad she understands
Amazing insight.
Lyle is great I can't believe she doesn't like Lyle. I watched this thinking oh cool let's see this podcast Bert and Whitney but all I got was Whitney telling Bert she's better than him all episode.
That seems to be Whitney's entire personality lol
That’s who Whitney is... lol
She is annoying af
I like whitney but this episode could've been good if she didn't shit on the show every time Bert tried to take it somewhere...i found myself cringing alot
Yessss I like her comedy and want to like her but this shit was straight painful to listen to and comes off as insecure
Poor Lyle! Love how Bert is trying to play and she just isn’t getting it 😂🙈
I love how Bert just keeps slipping in horrific Tom rumors. “We’re gonna have to talk to him about this when he gets off oxy’s”
It’s great
I liked it. If Whitney had been in a better mood and they riffed off it, this could have been fun.
(also, she obviously has never watched the show, so it would have been difficult)
It's like a little brother trying to use his older brother's joke that he doesn't really understand
Whitney is the type of girl who dishes but cant take the heat when it's reversed back to her lmao
@Dumdum Dum
Nah I've seen burr take some hits and laugh. Whitney gets butthurt and starts acting like someone is an idiot or bad person when they say shit she doesn't like
Did you see the JRE with her and annie lederman? It's a character
I can’t believe 55 minutes in Whitney started blowing Brent
Yeah it was really off-putting tbh
@@kaokinx400 yeah it definitely got me off
I knew for a fact she wasn't blowing him at 55 mins but I fast forwarded anyways in the hopes that there might be something funny at that point.
Shocking
I'm sure there's alot of blowing going on before then, too.
Guys she's not being rude she's just knows a little more about everything than anyone.
Why is Bert even friends with her? All she does is put him down and not even in a joking way.
I was thinking the whole podcast the different ways I would've called her a bitch if I was bert lol
She uses sex to distract him while putting him down it’s very obvious. They talk about sex a lot because Bert wants to fuck her and Whitney knows that but she doesn’t want to obviously but likes the idea of having that control over Bert. Or I’m just stoned 🤷🏻♂️
@@joshuarogers9323 Yeah youre stoned, wtf are you even talking about.
Dude, Bert and Whitney are riffing. That's what the guys do, y'all cry about it then? Lol
@@choppypony I was joking but Bert does talk about sex a lot when Whitney is around I’ve noticed it a few times 🤷🏻♂️
I love 2 bears with all my heart, but Whitney is uncomfortably full of herself, in a midlife crisis sort of way.
the rapid changing of hair colors was the dead giveaway
@@jerry-gees she truly believes nobody else in history has pulled off 'wild' hair colors better, she's all about that now. what a c word.
Oh god this is going to be a mess........
Let the interruption-fest begin
when a manneqin having a midlife crisis and a blackout drunk collide
Perky sets mall of perky sets
Whitney pretending to have life struggles is hilarious though
@@johnmacy3607 Perfect.
Sorry Bertrand, I tried to like her, I really did.
Im just saying the fact that Burt listens and thinks about his daughter's lecture shows he's a good father
He’s a horrible father and does very little good and more damage than good in their lives. But what the hell do I know
@@tdog1983-v6c you ascertain this from your personal relationship with him or from his podcast life?
@@polybius3311 Exactly. It's strange that listeners truly believe they know entertainers just from a podcast. Truth is..You put a microphone in front of anyone, they automatically filter themselves. I would too
@@tdog1983-v6c exactly, what the hell do you know
"I could cancel you whenever I want" *surprised Chris D'elia face*
She honestly comes off like she’s never podcasted before. For someone who does this, she has a terrible habit of telling the host that what they’re saying is boring smh
Screaming "I'm bored!" while Bert was mid sentence was cringe as fuck for someone who talks all fucking high and mighty
Or scrolling through her phone while he is trying to have a conversation with her. She would flip if any of her guests act like she did here
All the last episodes people were complaining Bert is the shitty one. He still talks....about blowjobs, which is boring. There is no joke there. I know they are both comedians, but he is acting like she is like a bro to her. Half the shit Bert says is funny is because of Tom's reaction anyway. Fucking hate train logic in full efffect here. No analysis of what's going. They just don't mix well together in a podcast.
@@pulkmees you said so much to arrive at exactly the same point- a podcaster shouldn't be terrible at being a podcaster 😂
Thought I was the only one struggling through this episode... then I opened the comments 😂😂
“Can you not open things while I’m speaking?” Jesus Christ this is uncomfortable
But was on her phone multiple times. Rude ass hypocrite lmfao
i was scrolling through the comment and read this while she was fucking saying it. By fucking chance. thanks for providing me with this amazing moment.
This episode gave me bells palsy. Holy shit.
🤣🤣🤣
no, that was the Covid vaccine.
"we had to scare off bears with just our personalities" lmao explains a lot
😄
It’s working
Like she scares off fans.
Hahahahah!! Yep
I hope Nadov got a nice Xmas bonus from Bert...Lyle was PERFECT!
Whitney “ I can cancel anyone !”
Everyone “ And she canceled herself with 2 bears demographic , bravo”
Nah.
She could and makes jokes about it and you're canceling her for it 😂
An hour and fifty minutes,and not once did Brent ask Jeffree Star about makeup.
😂😂😂😂😂
Bahahahaha
You win. Lmao
Well done. Well done.
Ur not the only one thinking that. Good stuff
Whitney’s NEED to believe she’s famous and still relevant is legitimately exhausting to listen to
Bert is a mvp for staying in there for more than 10 mins stay strong Bert 💪
Whitney clearly thinks she’s so far above this I don’t know why she even agreed to do the podcast.
According to her, she and her comedian friends are "just more highly evolved" than other people. She literally said this on her Thanksgiving podcast.
@@jasonking454 Yeah, Amanda Cerny is another one of those really unfunny people that Whitney is friends with. Amanda is hot, but she's not funny at all. Neither is Whitney.
@@jasonking454 Really? Wow, that makes me think even less of her.
Imagine asking the Timestamp Guy to chart this one out
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Bahahahaha
@@MissMal92 Dont do it! Its suicide
@@MissMal92 do it
@@MissMal92 your time stamps of all the times Whitney insulted or berated Bart in another comment was impressive! It’s crazy long...
Whitney is a mid-life-crisis happening in real time...
TIMESTAMPS- Whitney's berating, condescending & patronizing moments:
• 1:55 "Why do you bang the table?"
• 2:35 "Oh is that what it is, Bert?!..."
• 4:29 "...You need to talk less, live more."
• 29:25 "I don't expect you to, like, read my book..."
• 32:20 "Do people just bide time on this podcast?"
• 32:55 "Is this what you do on the show?..."
• 42:43 "Is this just like a guessing show?"
• 40:22 "Is this a big podcast?"
• 46:29 "I DO THAT ON MY PODCAST... GUYS"
• 48:50 "... I have no idea how to podcast."
• 51:10 "You realize Scientology is a cult..."
• 59:55 "...You should cut that bit."
• 1:00:49 "Oh, did you have the power to fire people?"
• 1:12:50 "You are horrible at impressions..."
• 1:13:20 "... This is drivel."
• 1:23:15 "You're fucking your career up."
• 1:28:58 "Why do you guys look like such pussies?"
• 1:31:45 "It is so funny that Reese Witherspoon has never heard of you."
• 1:33:50 "... Can your brain process that?"
• 1:37:00 "Can you not open things while I'm speaking?"
• 1:37:30 "Can you say it in a funnier way next time?"
• 1:42:20 "Do you know what I do for a living?"
• 1:42:52 "...hacky"
• 1:43:46 "Did you just try to use a big word?"
• 1:48:30 "I don't like this manic energy."
• 1:48:50 "... By the way- overrated."
@@MissMal92 they're friends, he doesn't care
@@MissMal92 why did you take the time to do all that holy shit.
@@soylentlolmilk the last 30 seconds says OTHERWISE.
@@MissMal92 you watched the whole episode and timestamped everything she said you didn't like? that's kind of r-worded
1:49:19 Pretty well sums up the whole episode
Holt shit! This is such a good comment😂
I'm glad you posted this so I could see it 5 minutes in and skip the rest of the podcast