High speed morse telegraphy using a straight key

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  • @_kendo_8772
    @_kendo_8772 4 роки тому +4847

    Teacher: "No talking during class!"
    Back of the class:

  • @sammysjue
    @sammysjue 3 роки тому +6371

    "That's not full auto?"
    No this is:

  • @MrTefe
    @MrTefe Рік тому +2275

    This dude transmits data faster than my internet provider.

    • @MrTefe
      @MrTefe 7 місяців тому +9

      @@_kitaes_ woooosh

    • @_kitaes_
      @_kitaes_ 7 місяців тому

      hsoooow @@MrTefe

    • @niks660097
      @niks660097 7 місяців тому +10

      @@_kitaes_ congrats, you fucked the joke, how does it feel?

    • @_kitaes_
      @_kitaes_ 7 місяців тому

      @@niks660097 congrats, you felt the joke, how does it fck

    • @niks660097
      @niks660097 7 місяців тому +6

      @@_kitaes_ you didn't answer me?

  • @MimickFox
    @MimickFox Рік тому +4098

    He's sitting there with one hand holding his head like he's bored but doing the code like a true master. This man shows that muscle and brain memory go hand in hand.

    • @Marko-od7eb
      @Marko-od7eb Рік тому +180

      I think it's professional habbit because that's how back in the day they rested headphones to one ear.

    • @MimickFox
      @MimickFox Рік тому +61

      @Marko you're right, that's true cuz otherwise it would've been difficult at times to hear the other end depending on the listener

    • @tomr6955
      @tomr6955 7 місяців тому +3

      hand in brain you could say

    • @HrLBolle
      @HrLBolle 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tomr6955I prefer the other way, brain in hand
      That one is messy only once

    • @testjeaapiel9707
      @testjeaapiel9707 7 місяців тому +1

      we dont know this, you see the other side? all we know hes just smashing that thing randomly, this aint proof. but an assumption.

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 4 роки тому +3781

    I like how he almost looks bored doing it,
    Like “I could go faster but whatever”

    • @ridleylegassy
      @ridleylegassy 4 роки тому +162

      He’s not even using 100% of his power

    • @dr_weil
      @dr_weil 4 роки тому +38

      @@ridleylegassy *0.0003%

    • @ridleylegassy
      @ridleylegassy 4 роки тому +36

      Dr. Weil I said he’s not using 100% implying he’s still got a ways to go for his power to reach 100

    • @3verstorm
      @3verstorm 4 роки тому +12

      he hasnt gone super saiyan
      yet...

    • @flipygmd
      @flipygmd 3 роки тому +1

      I am 1000th liker!

  • @sohailsurve3797
    @sohailsurve3797 4 роки тому +17822

    Damn, he's literally rapping in morse code.

  • @fredgervinm.p.3315
    @fredgervinm.p.3315 Рік тому +4010

    I went to Morse code school while in the service (1982). After seven weeks, I just passed the min requirement of nine words a minute.
    This guy is a rock star.

    • @ForTheOmnissiah
      @ForTheOmnissiah Рік тому +191

      I just got into morse. I can write out anything I can read pretty easily. Not very speedy, but I don't get caught up on any characters. But interpreting incoming morse? That's a whole different ballgame. That's going to take insane practice, especially something this speedy.

    • @VladimirPorokhin
      @VladimirPorokhin Рік тому +53

      Я военный связист служил в армии России 1998-2000 по призыву , за 7 недель обучения азбуки Морзе мое подразделение работало на ключе 15 групп в минуту это 75 букв или цифр под столом не видя рук . На гражданке я обычный повар до армии и после .

    • @camdenretter3226
      @camdenretter3226 Рік тому +9

      ​@@VladimirPorokhin рад, что призыв на военную службу прошел для вас хорошо. К сожалению, я не годен для военной службы здесь, в США, но я медленно изучаю код самостоятельно, хотя входящие сигналы Морзе очень трудно интерпретировать, но чтение и отправка сообщений не слишком сложны. это больше запоминать эти точки и тире и слово, которое они означают как язык.

    • @VladimirPorokhin
      @VladimirPorokhin Рік тому +9

      @@camdenretter3226 азбуку Морзе давно учат напевами это в миллион раз эффективнее других методик обучения .

    • @velderyx2135
      @velderyx2135 Рік тому +3

      How much this grandpa speed do you think?

  • @nowienshter4990
    @nowienshter4990 Рік тому +371

    Rap God 1945 edition

  • @user-pf3zb7lv9b
    @user-pf3zb7lv9b 3 роки тому +3317

    Him: * mentions another girls name accidentally while texting *
    Her:

  • @CyMations
    @CyMations 4 роки тому +5120

    this guy would hear gunshots and understand what they're saying

  • @mkks4559
    @mkks4559 Рік тому +881

    What an incredible audiobook! The climax was really captivating and the ending made me cry tears of happiness. All the characters were intresting and some were even relatable.

    • @overbakedbreadroll2918
      @overbakedbreadroll2918 7 місяців тому +28

      "••• •••••••• •••• •••••• ••" was my favourite part

    • @trollpog7571
      @trollpog7571 7 місяців тому +3

      💀

    • @Sam-uj8fy
      @Sam-uj8fy 7 місяців тому

      ​@@overbakedbreadroll2918underrated comment

    • @djpupsik98
      @djpupsik98 7 місяців тому +3

      Dude, first, that was all in russian, second, it was just a set of random letters

    • @mkks4559
      @mkks4559 7 місяців тому +5

      @@djpupsik98 I was joking. I didn't know that it was in Russian though, how did you know?

  • @therealisation5500
    @therealisation5500 Рік тому +172

    My uncle was a morse code operator in the second word war and worked under great stress he had a breakdown after very long duties sometimes lasting days on end with peoples lives very much on the line after the war he went on to help with the early development of computers happy trails hugh an unsung Scottish hero 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @vlaamscherp
    @vlaamscherp 4 роки тому +7376

    Heated online arguments back in the 1940's:

    • @countdraco405
      @countdraco405 4 роки тому +75

      .-.. .- -- ---

    • @Aki-to
      @Aki-to 4 роки тому +109

      wai r u gae in the 1940s

    • @gizmogecko117
      @gizmogecko117 4 роки тому +70

      @@countdraco405 ..-. .. --. .... - -- .

    • @DustyGamma
      @DustyGamma 4 роки тому +14

      On telegraph line.

    • @antoninus2678
      @antoninus2678 4 роки тому +89

      hes sending the navy seal copypasta

  • @devvydoesstuff
    @devvydoesstuff 4 роки тому +5455

    Him :
    Military : got that, nuclear warhead dropping in 5 minutes.

    • @seacow8114
      @seacow8114 3 роки тому +41

      *Tactical nuke! Incoming!*

    • @lacavernademr.fuller7414
      @lacavernademr.fuller7414 3 роки тому +25

      WE ARE DETONATING ALPHA WARHEAD IN MINUS 20 SECONDS

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 3 роки тому +15

      a MW2 reference and a scp reference, perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • @zvproduction4740
      @zvproduction4740 3 роки тому +2

      nah, it actually said "calling all autobots"

    • @PaxyWaxy
      @PaxyWaxy 3 роки тому +3

      ENEMY AC 130 ABOVE

  • @unsatisfiedfans7422
    @unsatisfiedfans7422 8 місяців тому +33

    Face: bored
    Hand: *1000 mph morse code speedrun*

  • @markholbrook8792
    @markholbrook8792 Рік тому +52

    It might be considered primitive, but it is one of the best communications modes to use when radio conditions are bad.

    • @schweinhund7966
      @schweinhund7966 29 днів тому

      That is an understatement! Morse code of low wattage (5 watts) was able to get through East Germany despite massive USSR jammers (250,000 watts) in most cases! When all else fails… Morse Code and or pigeons!

  • @itsrhodey
    @itsrhodey 3 роки тому +5248

    “Remember kids, be nice to grandpa, or he’ll call a Stuka strike on our house”

    • @f.nietzsche620
      @f.nietzsche620 3 роки тому +17

      Your profile image is cursed af

    • @Graczent.D
      @Graczent.D 3 роки тому +11

      Actually they sound German..so make it a 109 *Yes i had to ruin your joke*

    • @spooky1279
      @spooky1279 3 роки тому +2

      Spitfires doing airstrikes? Lol

    • @reverendnon5959
      @reverendnon5959 3 роки тому +1

      Spitfire is a fighter...

    • @itsrhodey
      @itsrhodey 3 роки тому +3

      Meta Megagross it’s a fighter plane, didn’t they have rockets strapped to them by the end of the war?

  • @Ahmed-uj9xv
    @Ahmed-uj9xv 4 роки тому +6118

    When he said: "... . ... . .... ..." that part hit me so bad

    • @doapin6240
      @doapin6240 4 роки тому +563

      “Sesehs”?

    • @wooshbaiter3525
      @wooshbaiter3525 4 роки тому +79

      NutShells Its a joke lmao

    • @superlandero
      @superlandero 4 роки тому +403

      @@doapin6240 Sesehs it's the name of his wife. She's foreign.

    • @doapin6240
      @doapin6240 4 роки тому +20

      Carlos Landero oh ok

    • @doapin6240
      @doapin6240 4 роки тому +22

      woosh baiter i know but I just wanted to understand what the morse code ment

  • @mikesorensen5228
    @mikesorensen5228 10 місяців тому +17

    "You're going to have to retype that Jim, we forgot to plug it in"

  • @johnathanasiou9284
    @johnathanasiou9284 Рік тому +244

    Total respect for Yuri's talent.
    Using a straight key (not a paddle!) sending so fast & very rhythmically like what a total pro.
    Simply awesome!

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 7 місяців тому +1

      he's a Morse code machine look at him go

    • @SeminarioMAE
      @SeminarioMAE 2 місяці тому +1

      if only he remembered to plug it in

  • @mgtowlyfe3829
    @mgtowlyfe3829 7 років тому +12097

    so that's what's going on inside of my printer

  • @psycopirla1
    @psycopirla1 4 роки тому +2726

    "Fantastic! Now re-do the whole thing cause I forgot to plug it in."

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 роки тому +44

      "Alright ya little whipper SNIPPER"
      _tapping sounds_

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 3 роки тому +1

      Yes he indeed forgot to plug in

    • @sandervdbrink84
      @sandervdbrink84 3 роки тому +8

      @@thewatcher7616 No shit Sherlock...

    • @d1zzy_75
      @d1zzy_75 3 роки тому

      But why is it plugged straight into 120v AC?

    • @udu3324
      @udu3324 3 роки тому

      don know how you can send info through ac power

  • @jumpinfool
    @jumpinfool Рік тому +18

    Imagine how loud a whole floor filled with people using these was back in the day.

    • @iandoster4680
      @iandoster4680 7 днів тому

      It would be unstoppable amounts of noise that would keep you up all night.

  • @maharlikano2871
    @maharlikano2871 Рік тому +35

    If Eminem was a morse code

  • @jonathanmatul5209
    @jonathanmatul5209 3 роки тому +6518

    Me: *Clicking pen because im bored near my Grandpa*
    Grandpa: "why do you need a airstrike?"

    • @OneLegendo
      @OneLegendo 3 роки тому +56

      i saw this on the other morse code video

    • @schwarszendeust
      @schwarszendeust 3 роки тому +2

      🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @smirkingthanos7663
      @smirkingthanos7663 3 роки тому +7

      I saw this comments from different video. So original

    • @smirkingthanos7663
      @smirkingthanos7663 3 роки тому

      @@OneLegendo yeahh. Me too

    • @LeBornMajes
      @LeBornMajes 3 роки тому +28

      Here goes the "so original" comments, who the fuck even cares if it's stolen, it's not even profitable

  • @baileybailey6808
    @baileybailey6808 4 роки тому +2567

    No one:
    That one kid tapping his pencil during the test:

    • @akhidukahi6838
      @akhidukahi6838 4 роки тому +11

      yes.

    • @sebm-c3858
      @sebm-c3858 4 роки тому +3

      yas

    • @S-K.
      @S-K. 4 роки тому +18

      @@roach68419 it implies everyone else is silent... Which makes sense

    • @luviathan9706
      @luviathan9706 4 роки тому +2

      this makes me wanna learn morse code even more

    • @lucascesar2257
      @lucascesar2257 4 роки тому +3

      Chunnin exam

  • @nannesoar
    @nannesoar 9 місяців тому +8

    He turned his arm into machine
    incredible what the human body is capable of with practice

  • @Jeremy_Moro
    @Jeremy_Moro Рік тому +4

    Dude is working like an HDD having data read out of it

  • @lolol1372
    @lolol1372 4 роки тому +1762

    Friend: The password is on the back of the router.
    Back of the router:

    • @roboticfuzzball179
      @roboticfuzzball179 4 роки тому +13

      Dude, your username looks like the back of a WiFi router.

    • @lolol1372
      @lolol1372 4 роки тому +1

      @@roboticfuzzball179 yeah

    • @simontrimboli146
      @simontrimboli146 3 роки тому +1

      666 likes. Congrats my dude. Let's leave it like this

    • @lolol1372
      @lolol1372 3 роки тому

      @@simontrimboli146 yeah would be nice but the people are still liking haha

    • @roboticfuzzball179
      @roboticfuzzball179 3 роки тому

      @@lolol1372 God damnit why did you change your name

  • @rylinwashere5896
    @rylinwashere5896 4 роки тому +185866

    Everybody gangsta until grandpa starts requesting Air Support on his neigbours

  • @paragjyotideka1246
    @paragjyotideka1246 8 місяців тому +7

    My teeth when I take a bath on winter.

  • @cogoid
    @cogoid 2 місяці тому +1

    Cool! This was at the World Championship in High Speed Telegraphy in 2011 in Germany. The operator in the video is from a Belarusian team. He is just doing this demonstration for the camera though, using materials from an earlier 2007 national event in Belarus. That's why the title on the sheet at 1:00 is in Cyrillic.

  • @TharsisW
    @TharsisW 3 роки тому +8565

    This man: *typing in war*
    Enemies: "whoa hey no full-auto in morse code!!"

    • @thenistthedev
      @thenistthedev 3 роки тому +504

      This man:.. - ... / -. --- - / ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. / .- ..- - ---
      enemies:that's not full auto?
      This man:- .... .. ... / .. ...(High Pitched Demonic Screeching)

    • @merkhatoppo1350
      @merkhatoppo1350 3 роки тому +84

      Danm

    • @roo2124
      @roo2124 3 роки тому +106

      @@merkhatoppo1350 O K bro

    • @doctorstrange7681
      @doctorstrange7681 3 роки тому +80

      That reminds me the "no full auto on building".

    • @ShadowBeta
      @ShadowBeta 3 роки тому +58

      him: that’s not full auto, this is
      enemies: oh, ok man

  • @Thraiel
    @Thraiel 4 роки тому +38204

    He's actually having a rap battle against another morse code rapper.

  • @alejandrof2162
    @alejandrof2162 8 місяців тому +9

    WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE BUNKER WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @jgg204
    @jgg204 3 місяці тому +3

    Imagine doing all of that, and then realizing you forgot to plug in the power cord

  • @freebooterluckless
    @freebooterluckless 3 роки тому +5371

    He’s going to be so pissed when he realizes that it’s not plugged in

    • @forind934
      @forind934 3 роки тому +238

      The reason it's unplugged it's because he's training for a contest in Shortwave Radio, and the frequencies range from 7000 Khz to 7070 Khz

    • @UnintendedSheep
      @UnintendedSheep 3 роки тому +64

      @@forind934 huh... so what does it do when its plugged in?

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 3 роки тому +14

      Oh noo

    • @forind934
      @forind934 3 роки тому +169

      @@UnintendedSheep once it's plugged in, he'll have to transmit the message on the table As Fast as Possible without making any mistakes.

    • @SpiritsoftheWolf
      @SpiritsoftheWolf 3 роки тому +41

      @@UnintendedSheep well, it make a noise like dit dit dit dit....dit..... dit daah dit dit......dit daah dit dit..... daah daah daah

  • @megopteryx
    @megopteryx 4 роки тому +1663

    I love how he just sits there like "Ah thats too easy"

    • @djurancigan8885
      @djurancigan8885 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah I'm pretty sure he was sweating his pants of while acting like that

    • @fathericraveviolence9845
      @fathericraveviolence9845 4 роки тому +5

      The problem is.. Where's the result of that tapping? 😂

    • @brotmachtsatt
      @brotmachtsatt 4 роки тому +3

      I love that the cable isn’t plugged into something

    • @julz19
      @julz19 4 роки тому +2

      it's called a game face, He's in the zone.. he is not acting

  • @ForTheOmnissiah
    @ForTheOmnissiah Рік тому +2

    The jokes of him being asleep are funny ngl, but that isn't a bored or sleepy older guy, that's a man in extreme concentration.

  • @dnwiebe
    @dnwiebe Рік тому +5

    I saw a clip from some TV talk show or other featuring a pair of these guys and a pair of teenagers with cell phones. One guy on each team was given a sheet of paper with a short paragraph on it, and their assignment was to transmit (CW or SMS) as quickly as possible to their opposite numbers. They could transmit whatever they wanted, but when they were done their partners had to quote the paragraph with word-for-word accuracy.
    The CW guys were done before the teenagers were even halfway finished, and they got the paragraph right while the teenagers made two or three mistakes.
    I'm currently learning Morse code (why I found this video), and it could be that the hardest thing about it is going to turn out to be all the abbreviations. When CW guys are just ragchewing on the bands, almost every word is abbreviated somehow, and some of those abbreviations are...not obvious, shall we say.

  • @punkotaku9906
    @punkotaku9906 4 роки тому +21423

    "umm mom, I think Grandpa is having his war flashbacks..."

  • @miaowzerz
    @miaowzerz 3 роки тому +3382

    The the ref says “no full auto in the building” :

    • @miaowzerz
      @miaowzerz 3 роки тому +26

      The Knowers ye

    • @naphbot134
      @naphbot134 3 роки тому +77

      miaowzerz it’s not full auto

    • @miaowzerz
      @miaowzerz 3 роки тому +19

      Just Some Guy with Glasses he clicking fast so he does not need full auto. U don’t get it?

    • @joslaleb_
      @joslaleb_ 3 роки тому +67

      Damn bro.
      O K

    • @Jack-ed9wz
      @Jack-ed9wz 3 роки тому +59

      “Damn bro OK”

  • @vitezizsrednjebosne1596
    @vitezizsrednjebosne1596 7 місяців тому +2

    Old school....fantastic thet was a life...HELLO from Bosnia and Hercegovina Pozz ppn vitezovi

  • @edgaraquino2324
    @edgaraquino2324 10 місяців тому +11

    Excellent video! I understand the military stopped teaching morse code...bad decision...it can be used as shown & also in ship-to-ship communications...modern technology is not always available...if I were in the service now, I'd try to learn it on my own...😊

  • @mfm88mm22
    @mfm88mm22 3 роки тому +16489

    Me: *randomly tapping my pencil on a table
    This old dude: "Roger that, airstrike is inbound."

  • @harizshahhamin6324
    @harizshahhamin6324 3 роки тому +12544

    Girls: "Why dont boys understand our signal?!"
    Their signal:

    • @arfansthename
      @arfansthename 3 роки тому +368

      Me who deciphered the signal as a threat: *panik*

    • @URORONG
      @URORONG 3 роки тому +48

      Ok you funny, you just won the internet.

    • @incognitoincognito4160
      @incognitoincognito4160 3 роки тому +19

      Copied but ok.

    • @ianseldoon1197
      @ianseldoon1197 3 роки тому +70

      @@incognitoincognito4160 have you even seen literally any meme that you haven't seen twice?

    • @flywithtb5005
      @flywithtb5005 3 роки тому +22

      @@ianseldoon1197 Yes. The first comment for example. If you're uncreative then just don't comment. Better than copy paste and then write: "Edit: Thanks for all the lik..." "No one cares"

  • @Elephantine999
    @Elephantine999 5 місяців тому

    I've read that old time telegraph operators sometimes suffered from an overuse affliction called "glass arm." Watching this guy, I can understand how that could happen.

  • @thejoker-ie1mm
    @thejoker-ie1mm Рік тому +5

    Incredible, this man is faster than a RTTY teletype, whitout sidetone also!!! 😳

  • @mad-hl1rd
    @mad-hl1rd 3 роки тому +2377

    How to get recommended :
    1-Do something cool
    2-Wait for 8 years

  • @Nexchill
    @Nexchill 4 роки тому +9197

    "Docter, he can't stop, he's been doing this since ww2"

    • @kdmedia1534
      @kdmedia1534 4 роки тому +113

      Doctor*

    • @mln5
      @mln5 4 роки тому +197

      @@kdmedia1534 stfu

    • @laykor4667
      @laykor4667 4 роки тому +14

      Nexchill you don't make music

    • @jericho_953
      @jericho_953 4 роки тому +6

      Is he been starving the whole life?

    • @cykablyat3032
      @cykablyat3032 4 роки тому +5

      OH FUCK XD

  • @BusDriverRFI
    @BusDriverRFI 3 місяці тому +1

    Sounds like the car I drove in the 70's.

  • @GamerJared11
    @GamerJared11 2 місяці тому +1

    Teacher: STOP TALKING!!!
    The class 10 seconds later:

  • @eggyrepublic
    @eggyrepublic 4 роки тому +11465

    Nobody:
    People with mechanical keyboards on the Discord call:

  • @nme7885
    @nme7885 4 роки тому +2581

    They hated him at the arcade, who’s laughing now?

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 4 місяці тому

    The way he starts smiling when he’s done is nice.

  • @lukahmad5683
    @lukahmad5683 8 місяців тому +1

    I don't know this whole exist, I thought they just do it slowly. Amazing sir!

  • @irresponsive6668
    @irresponsive6668 4 роки тому +4210

    nobody:
    the motorcycle outside when I’m trying to sleep:

    • @wilbur3290
      @wilbur3290 4 роки тому +26

      So under rated comment

    • @rgbers
      @rgbers 4 роки тому +18

      Sounds like a knucklehead harley

    • @aantonparra
      @aantonparra 4 роки тому +12

      Now I can't unlisten that motorcycle

    • @mumu28041991mu
      @mumu28041991mu 4 роки тому +7

      Mono cylinder 2 stroke by the sound of it

    • @leaxhe2478
      @leaxhe2478 4 роки тому +1

      Me2 bro

  • @LordGrandmabutt
    @LordGrandmabutt 3 роки тому +4969

    The answered message: K

  • @jamesmichon1425
    @jamesmichon1425 7 місяців тому

    He actually looks bored. Complete respect to you sir.

  • @user-bi4xk3bu1d
    @user-bi4xk3bu1d 9 днів тому

    This is so cool. We need to be more willing to learn this, may need it again some day.

  • @Rairiiku
    @Rairiiku 3 роки тому +3090

    "Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss"

    • @bastiangalaz4580
      @bastiangalaz4580 3 роки тому +67

      Grandpa: I’m beginning to feel like a morse god.

    • @costacorous8106
      @costacorous8106 3 роки тому +13

      Bastián Galaz (morse god, morse god) all my people from the front to the back dot, back dot

    • @Fwooooooom
      @Fwooooooom 3 роки тому

      Eminem would be scared without him even talking lmao

    • @okboing
      @okboing 3 роки тому

      I guess he is a rapper huh

    • @okboing
      @okboing 3 роки тому

      @@maciktea2411 oh sHIT

  • @arzantyt2055
    @arzantyt2055 4 роки тому +1645

    "And that's how you talk to a girl son"

    • @sloppysteaks5582
      @sloppysteaks5582 4 роки тому +9

      Arzant Yt wildly underrated comment 😂

    • @funnyvalentine5407
      @funnyvalentine5407 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @f.b.lagent1113
      @f.b.lagent1113 4 роки тому +3

      "she saw what I can do with my hands too, so I guess that a little bit of advantage too"

    • @TimTekGaming
      @TimTekGaming 4 роки тому

      @@Biologin love it

    • @mistapeper1283
      @mistapeper1283 4 роки тому

      1sec after: *you ignoring me why arr you not responding*

  • @p.k.953
    @p.k.953 5 місяців тому +1

    It sounds like a single cylinder diesel engine from the 80s 🔥

  • @ninjaboylaoprime
    @ninjaboylaoprime 11 місяців тому +1

    Best cover of Meshuggah's Bleed I've ever heard

  • @ray.gene.bowner
    @ray.gene.bowner 4 роки тому +2591

    Person on the other side: *I’M SORRY CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?? I WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION*

  • @cureseed8137
    @cureseed8137 3 роки тому +1621

    5 seconds after this :
    "UAV online"

    • @qpldp
      @qpldp 3 роки тому +22

      And ac130 inbound

    • @lordbluebaron2270
      @lordbluebaron2270 3 роки тому +2

      Cod doo doo

    • @user-xy4mf6nh3x
      @user-xy4mf6nh3x 3 роки тому

      Стоп. Я видел русские слова на этой карточке. Какого дьявола?

    • @souldipper
      @souldipper 3 роки тому +3

      Friendly predator missile inbound

    • @user-gm8dl3dt9y
      @user-gm8dl3dt9y 3 роки тому +3

      TACTICAL NUKE IN COMING!!!!

  • @Zoleroid
    @Zoleroid 7 місяців тому +1

    He could just be clicking super fast randomly and I'd still probably be sitting here super impressed because the only morse I know is SOS

  • @JakeArnet
    @JakeArnet 10 місяців тому +2

    Soon, this will be the only way for us to send memes.

  • @alfathardha1949
    @alfathardha1949 3 роки тому +5106

    - Bob, have you send the message?
    - Consider it done.
    Cord unplugged since 1899

    • @simonpercival6175
      @simonpercival6175 3 роки тому +15

      Oof

    • @thekarnyx
      @thekarnyx 3 роки тому +36

      I remember talking to my friend Richard Malthus back in the day through morse so we could play this exciting new game called "automobile racers" for the Racebox Number 360. Haven't heard from him since 1901

    • @raqueldiongzon5585
      @raqueldiongzon5585 3 роки тому +1

      @@thekarnyx yeah i remember my relative chris anderson wanted me to play with him some game called space invaders? I didnt heard him since 1913

    • @ziuch
      @ziuch 3 роки тому +1

      wireless telegraph ;))

    • @kj4ilk
      @kj4ilk 3 роки тому +1

      sounds like a stupid but funny commercial

  • @MoMoyGaming
    @MoMoyGaming 4 роки тому +358

    WHEN YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF WAR BUT HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR FRIEND

    • @chicknmcnugget
      @chicknmcnugget 4 роки тому

      Lmao nice one

    • @aghlrg
      @aghlrg 3 роки тому +4

      Im working and this comment made my night.

  • @sadiqhussain7254
    @sadiqhussain7254 Рік тому +1

    Old is gold I think navy signal men very competent in Morse transmitting and receiving

  • @honeybadger2371
    @honeybadger2371 8 місяців тому +1

    Ha! You thought it was a diesel engine, no it was grandpa calling for backup.

  • @CheeseNyan
    @CheeseNyan 4 роки тому +4203

    Nobody:
    That one kid clicking his pen in class:...

    • @koruru7671
      @koruru7671 4 роки тому +17

      I was that kid lol

    • @user-lw5oc1tt8k
      @user-lw5oc1tt8k 4 роки тому +22

      Dont thank people for the likes

    • @szymonk8931
      @szymonk8931 4 роки тому +11

      @@user-lw5oc1tt8k yeah it's gay as f

    • @jaelencalma8794
      @jaelencalma8794 4 роки тому +10

      This gave me an idea on cheating in tests tho im not gonna do it cause i want to learn tho if you have friends that know morse code also you can tell answers by using your pen

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 4 роки тому +14

      @@jaelencalma8794 Yeah,all you have to do is learn morse code before the exam instead of studying and spend a few (like,and 20) minutes decoding the pen clicks while being supervised by the teacher, while the teacher yells at your friend for clicking the pen instead of writing on the test

  • @potatoteemo
    @potatoteemo 4 роки тому +2374

    “That’s not full auto?”
    “Here’s full auto.”
    *Daaaaamn bro*

  • @ivang6641
    @ivang6641 10 місяців тому

    Grat podcast sir I'm full of motivation now God bless you

  • @slodes.6634
    @slodes.6634 3 роки тому +8457

    the fact that he has his head resting on his hand like he does this in a daily basis makes it even better

    • @grantflippin7808
      @grantflippin7808 3 роки тому +243

      He probably did

    • @enthusiastic_tank6752
      @enthusiastic_tank6752 3 роки тому +297

      Kid: Grandpa, what who are you talking to on that machine every day?
      Grandpa: *Air Force.*

    • @Dontworryaboutit961
      @Dontworryaboutit961 3 роки тому +9

      I was your 1k like. You’re welcome

    • @TheSinaqui
      @TheSinaqui 3 роки тому +28

      Honestly it looks like he might be pinning his opposite ear shut to focus more clearly

    • @bogart3345
      @bogart3345 3 роки тому +3

      Yep
      04/06/2021

  • @SportSoulLife
    @SportSoulLife 4 роки тому +7490

    Fun fact: Back in the day when ships used morse, the person responsible for morse communications, if skilled enough, was so fluent that he would wake up if he heard the morse code for the ships name while sleeping, like how you wake up if someone calls your name.

    • @HunterKiller762
      @HunterKiller762 4 роки тому +219

      Huh, neat

    • @SportSoulLife
      @SportSoulLife 4 роки тому +552

      Dan Jarvis Its just like any language. You dont think what each word means, you just understsnd and react to it

    • @steadynumber1
      @steadynumber1 4 роки тому +82

      In the Merchant Navy that would be the Radio Officer. In the Royal Navy it would be a telegraphist (not an officer).

    • @woooshbait5398
      @woooshbait5398 4 роки тому +28

      @Rich H i mean i cant say its bullshit but it looks credible so if its harmless like this im just gonna assume its true

    • @woooshbait5398
      @woooshbait5398 4 роки тому +13

      @Rich H oh ok then not gonna argue :) gonna erase my comment

  • @kushagragupta7082
    @kushagragupta7082 Рік тому

    I'm impressed and envious beyond imagination...

  • @suyashsahu6505
    @suyashsahu6505 Місяць тому +1

    Grandpa be like :Everbody is a gangster until you see the moster! 🔥😎👍

  • @tripandroctonus7787
    @tripandroctonus7787 4 роки тому +811

    Person on the other end: "Man, he's spitting straight fire"

  • @imleiat
    @imleiat 3 роки тому +7669

    The cable is disconnected
    Grandpa :
    - •• -
    - ••

  • @South.Korean
    @South.Korean 6 місяців тому

    “Grandpa, you’re amazing.” “It’s a tremor.”

  • @anthonylangley8717
    @anthonylangley8717 8 місяців тому +1

    Plot twist: That wasn’t Morse code. He was having a seizure.

  • @jimallen9442
    @jimallen9442 2 роки тому +30474

    That really is quite remarkable, imagine how fast he would be if he was awake!

  • @ibreathenapalm1112
    @ibreathenapalm1112 4 роки тому +2369

    Put on a dynamo, he can generate enough power to run a gaming PC.

    • @lepystudio8974
      @lepystudio8974 4 роки тому +3

      Brain -100

    • @thegamer1377
      @thegamer1377 4 роки тому +1

      I breathe Napalm lol

    • @rmdhn1
      @rmdhn1 4 роки тому +14

      @Cocktus I think it's a
      *_J O K E_*

    • @joaovitorh.1710
      @joaovitorh.1710 4 роки тому

      YOU ARE A GENIUS

    • @gameryusic825
      @gameryusic825 4 роки тому +1

      Peo0le who use intel are money spenders but they have big ego you make fun of them they pretend to be alrite and try to roast you back. While Amd people dont reply back they just laugh at the reactions and not do anything because they know.

  • @lima4-2angel
    @lima4-2angel 6 місяців тому

    I got an ad where some guy was using an industrial jackhammer and I actually thought it was a part of the video 😭

  • @OfficialAshArcher
    @OfficialAshArcher Рік тому

    That’s beyond remarkable.

  • @janmrog
    @janmrog 3 роки тому +2079

    Translation: "We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty."

    • @theotherwalt
      @theotherwalt 3 роки тому +41

      I don't know if I should be happy or extremely saddened that everyone is getting those calls.

    • @Cat-ki3hy
      @Cat-ki3hy 3 роки тому +11

      I dont even oen a car

    • @Guss83
      @Guss83 3 роки тому +19

      Lies. He was letting someone know that their social security number has been suspended.

    • @paulignacio3720
      @paulignacio3720 3 роки тому +4

      underrated af

    • @parzival9639
      @parzival9639 3 роки тому

      Ross?

  • @GameAce6
    @GameAce6 9 років тому +49592

    Poor guy, nobody has the heart to tell him it's not plugged in. :(

    • @Mr259Mobile
      @Mr259Mobile 9 років тому +3676

      LMAO I saw the cord was unplugged and was like WTF

    • @SVENY
      @SVENY 9 років тому +2330

      Well you still can hear the click sound.

    • @1blalalalala
      @1blalalalala 9 років тому +3365

      Whoever it was who pulled the plug probably saved the receiver's life.

    • @OneDawkinsFan
      @OneDawkinsFan 9 років тому +1054

      He doesn't mind! This is what he wants to and what he can do!

    • @Zhak7
      @Zhak7 9 років тому +117

      *****
      lol awesome

  • @johncunningham2023
    @johncunningham2023 5 днів тому

    Mosre code pro here. He said:
    "Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down."
    We've been had.

  • @dutchie2737
    @dutchie2737 Рік тому +1

    Holy crap, I did not know it was possible to Morse so fast

  • @liberatorg410
    @liberatorg410 3 роки тому +2350

    "This is not full auto."
    "This is!"

    • @mt9456
      @mt9456 3 роки тому +61

      Dayum bro... ok

    • @upholdblindfold222
      @upholdblindfold222 3 роки тому +20

      Top tier reference

    • @TrashHeapCustodian
      @TrashHeapCustodian 3 роки тому +21

      This reference is for other algorithm surfers only

    • @MartianDill
      @MartianDill 3 роки тому +5

      Wow, OC Airsoft even here, lol )

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 роки тому +3

      “It has two modes: full auto... and fuller auto.”

  • @laurenzrathjen6515
    @laurenzrathjen6515 4 роки тому +1086

    Kid: i got a new mouse Grandpa i can do 10 clicks per Second
    Grandpa: *hold my war experience*

    • @davonez
      @davonez 4 роки тому +2

      If I hold this experience I get this ability?

    • @StrangeTerror
      @StrangeTerror 4 роки тому +3

      Oh man. You just ended an entire argument you didn't know existed giving me that laugh. Ty sir.

  • @Larry__.
    @Larry__. 8 місяців тому +1

    nobody has the heart to tell him it's not plugged

  • @snowshark156
    @snowshark156 8 місяців тому

    The hands are why grandma stuck around for 70 years!

  • @katasiapa
    @katasiapa 3 роки тому +3584

    Plot twist: Grandpa is sleep, he just having a hand tremor.

  • @MrRacci
    @MrRacci 4 роки тому +2897

    This guy: spams a lever
    3 million people who probably don't even know morse code: yes

    • @iffysweatshirt2675
      @iffysweatshirt2675 4 роки тому +24

      Guido Racciatti we don’t even know if he did it right but my thing is like the pauses you take for some letters you can’t even tell

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 4 роки тому +4

      y e s

    • @alexanderm9527
      @alexanderm9527 4 роки тому +6

      @@iffysweatshirt2675 You can google search the Mors alphabet , then slow down the video and listen if he is saying real words :X SEEMS INTERESTING IN CARANTINE

  • @johnrborges2363
    @johnrborges2363 Рік тому

    Great skill. To hear as fast is another skill.

  • @KrysaOwO
    @KrysaOwO 3 роки тому +10176

    That granddad: *intensive coding*
    Enemies at war: what is he doing?
    *5 sec later*
    "Cheat Activated"
    Enemies: *o h S H I T*

    • @KrysaOwO
      @KrysaOwO 3 роки тому +123

      @Joey Kominek no, *_god mode_*

    • @inkygzn
      @inkygzn 3 роки тому +44

      hesoyam

    • @KrysaOwO
      @KrysaOwO 3 роки тому +22

      @@inkygzn iddqd or idkfa

    • @user-vx9ze2wd6e
      @user-vx9ze2wd6e 3 роки тому +4

      Смешно)

    • @meowus1183
      @meowus1183 3 роки тому +2

      Понимаю

  • @TN_AU
    @TN_AU 3 роки тому +4877

    For those that are wondering, he is sending an SOS message to get him out of this retirement home.

    • @thecpmr6276
      @thecpmr6276 3 роки тому +20

      Is that actually true?

    • @TN_AU
      @TN_AU 3 роки тому +115

      @@thecpmr6276 nah :)

    • @thecpmr6276
      @thecpmr6276 3 роки тому +18

      Welp. It's still impressive.

    • @ravenfraust1794
      @ravenfraust1794 3 роки тому +18

      SOS should be the most basic morse code that everyone should know.. i think its " ... " " . . " " ... "
      and obviously, we should know this for emergency situation coz its an SOS

    • @yourmicrowave5587
      @yourmicrowave5587 3 роки тому +99

      @@ravenfraust1794 "everyone should know" and yet still, you don't know it. SOS is "... --- ..." (: