I love how Avaryl absolutely refused to move on until she got the full fucked-up implications through to Andrew about the Imprinting situation. We, the audience, salute your efforts to finally get the reaction from him we've been waiting for since the start of this series! Also, the dick temperature tangent is absolutely going to be my new go-to thing to watch when I'm feeling down.
i remember when these movies were first coming out, i heard from other twilight readers about cold vampire sex toys. probably too much information, but it's a weird thing that is now back in my memory from this dick temperature tangent.
You guys must must must MUST discuss the Mormon undertones in these books/movies - Stephanie Meyer was raised Mormon as one of six kids and went to BYU. The whole "eternity" aspect, waiting till marriage, them wanting to protect unborn, Jacob realising a literal baby is his soulmate and being nah is cool I'll wait till she's of age we'll be together EVENTUALLY like....
I like the idea of Jacob being weirdly attracted to Edward at the wedding because he had um half of Renault in him. Thats why he was into bella because half of Renessiance was in her.
That's actually an interesting point Avaryl made about gothic horror/romance needing to have stakes and not be so predictable, cause when you think about it a lot of the gothic classics are completely unhinged and unpredictable in their structure (looking at you wuthering heights)
When y’all were talking about names and “Jacobina”, I couldn’t help but remember that Taylor Lautner irl is marrying a woman named Taylor and she IS taking the name, so they’ll both be Taylor Lautner ☠️(also he dated Taylor Swift? What kinda call me by your name…)
LOVE that Andrew didn't fully get the imprinting thing while he watched the movie, so we got to see his reaction in real time XD Also, living for the continuous reference to Mallrats XD
I completely love all the What We Do In The Shadows love! I agree that it's the best show on TV. Me and my man quote it all the time especially "I will not be treated like the local washer woman!!"
now there HAS to be an interview with the vampire retro review and i NEED to hear y’alls thoughts about the homosexual insanity that is the new amc reboot series!!!
For some reason, the part of this review that tickled me the most is the amused exasperation about the werewolf clothing continuity being entirely thrown out the window. 😂
What bums me out is there was a lot of potential with Twilight. A town that's plagued by vampires and werewolves. If they had upped the horror and the stakes, and made Bella either a compelling hero or a manipulative villain, it would have been very intriguing for everyone.
The way I laughed so hard when you said "Icy/hot!" 🤣 I'm a 40 year old gay man, and I'll admit, I read all the books before the movies came out and watched all the movies opening weekend. 😬 As Avaryl said before, it was a pop culture moment at the time. I've been loving the reviews!
This movie came out when I was 13 and I remember going to see it with my mom and I legitimately was so engaged that during the wedding scene I started clapping because I forgot I was in a movie lmfao. Brings back memories.
Just wanned to let you know how much you two give me joy with your vids. Been following MB for years now so thank you for the insights, humor and stupidity. You always deliver. Love you Ps. I’ve been broke throughout so I was never really Abel to help. I know it’s okay but also it’s not. You deserve all the money for your work and one of my goals in lige is to become a patron one day. Thank you thank you thank you
I relate to Andrews confusion, cuz I remember being confused about the Jacob situation in the books too. because I believe they explicitly state that Jacobs feelings are not romantic in the beginning? That as she grows his whole aim is to be whatever she needs him to be, wether that’s an uncle, or a best friend, or (eventually) a boyfriend, which might make the whole thing worse tbh. Though my young dumb brain took it as a “well it’s not implicitly romantic so whatever” and it took a few years for the fucked up ness of it all to sink in
If anyone wants to know... Stephanie Meyer wrote in some extra books that when someone turns vampire all their bodily fluids become a kind of venom that works as a substitute. So yeah.
Regarding Renesmee's age situation... Just pay attention towards the end when we get the quick half-vampire explanation to know the minimum of how long Jacob will have to wait to start his relationship with her. Yeap.
(24:19) Didn’t a company make a Twilight dildo that sparkles and you can put in the fridge to make it cold? Trying to recall this from memory … and definitely not Googling this.
I completely forgot about the after credits scene! Michael Sheen chews up every bit of scenery, I love it so much! Anyway, I think the show Prodigal Son(?) had both Michael Sheen as a lead and Alan Cumming as a guest star, but I don't think they had any scenes together. The show had so many campy actors star in it, but it was cancelled after only 2 seasons.
both sofia coppola AND gus van sant were final three contenders for directing the breaking dawn movies - but apparently they wanted to change too much from the books i don't know if either of them would have been good/better, but i have a feeling they would have been Something at least
you guys should make sure you watch Queer For Fear on Shudder - a queer history of horror movies produced by Bryan Fuller, with interviews with Alaska and Ben De La Creme! and the section where Osgood Perkins, now a horror movie director, talks about his father Anthony Perkins' relationship to Psycho is particularly fascinating and touching
You guys not to sound too mushy or anything but I'm really enjoying this Twilightober journey you've taken us on 🥰 it's so fun watching you cover an entire movie series and the fact we get to see Andrew experiencing this for the first time is an added bonus 🤣 I can't wait to see how he's gonna react to the next one, even though Avaryl warned him it gets more and more chaotic with each movie I still don't think he's ready for what's about to come 💀 But honestly you should do more videos like this where you cover a whole movie series it's different for you guys, even though you've done Drag Race seasons and multiple movies in one video like with Hitchcoctober, but I love the idea of you doing more stuff like this! You could discuss different director styles in each installment, which movies killed the franchise, how the series might evolve or devolve with every new sequel. Just off the top of my head you could do Scream 1-5, the Michael Keaton Batman movies (and the Val Kilmer one of course because high camp), Speed 1&2, the Cornetto trilogy, the Alien movies but just the ones with Sigourney Weaver in them 💅 Anyway thanks for coming to my TEDtalk, sorry for the monologue, if you couldn't tell I get really excited talking movies 😂 anyway love you Bitches, see you in Dante's Covember 😘
These past two weeks have been rough, with me being sick and having a lot of deadlines, and each of these Twilight Saga reviews have been the best comfy watch. I was really expecting this one to pop up next week and seeing it in my queue today was perfection. I can’t wait to see your reaction to the Loch Ness Monster debacle next review.
Avaryl makes me feel better about my past appreciation for Twilight - I also inhaled it, but by Breaking Dawn I was finally like “oh…. Oh no.” And I ALSO loved The Host at the time! Thank you for the retroactive validation 💕
The discussion of the “hot dog” and “icy-hot” made me crack up so hard that I was reminded about how my friends and I laughed at the bed breaking scene SO LOUD. The theatre hated us but we did not care. Also living for the costumes and the inadvertent vampire lisping.
I've always thought that the books (especially this one) are objectively stupid but follow their own internal logic so when you are immersed in the narrative you don't really care that the plot is bonkers. but because the movies have added a little bit more real world self-awareness to it you can more easily see how absolutely batshit insane it all seems
Decided to have some bourbon gouda and tortilla chips for breakfast, so this is perfect timing. 🦇 P.S. Seeing Andrew in booty shorts and the Lestat wig makes me wonder how often Tom Cruise vamp'd around the house in full wiggery.
@@BeesAndButtercups It's made with the bourbon, so it has a sweet, whisky flavor to it. You could definitely pair it with a whisky drink, or a vodka drink.... Though, it's not that kind of morning. 🥃
Concerning the 'popsicle' situation: There is no reason why Edward would be cooler than a regular toy. You could probably warm him up to room temperature :D
love that turning into a vampire gives u permanent fake eyelashes. theyre just there, the grow from u, cause, u know, as a vampire, u need them.. for shade?
So I learnt this last week a defib doesn't work on a heart that isn't beating so a flat line is too late. A defib is only when heart isnt beating properly. It shocks the heart to stop it to hopefully shock it back into proper rhythm. It you haven't don't CPR training or first aid recently please do uou could save a life
my slightly older bestie texted me this whole plot before the last two movies and I was so disturbed and confused. i still cant believe they made a major motion picture out of that source material. i think that was when my childhood ended and i didnt even read the books.
The part where you called this a Cronenberg like body horror is actually deeply ironic if you know what film Kristen Stewart had a supporting role in, or if you've heard of "Cosmopolis" or "Maps to the stars".🤣
An update for the comment section, Sophia Coppola said during “Priscilla” promo that she was interested in directing the original Twilight film, that it had potential. But that it got a lil silly towards the end. Imagine what could have been!
I second Christopher Allen’s recommendation of watching Queer For Fear on Shudder! Fourth episode was about lesbian vampire/femme fatale tropes! I’m watching Dracula’s Daughter (1936) now, and her ring is the size and shape of Bella’s! Hmmm…
Andrew: either he’s a better actor, and he’s an asshole; or he’s not a great actor but he does seem like a nice guy. Avaryl: by all accounts he’s a sweet guy. The shade 😂
Lol it’s retro review 69 and they defo don’t do any of that but they do the sex so I think it still works…and eventually Edward’s junk also still works too…
Both of you need to watch the new Interview with the Vampire show on AMC... subtext? Nopes. The show went all in when it came to Lestat and Louis relationship!!! Lol.
It's hilarious that Avaryl's pregnant cousin went with her to see a movie where a demon baby essentially tortures and kills it's mother in childbirth 😂 Funny enough I have an even more traumatic story about when I went to see this movie in theatres 😂 I saw it with my sister who was a huge Twilight fan, and she took me to see New Moon and Eclipse before this one so we were both really excited. Anyway right at the end when Bella dies you see flashing shots of her in pain from the venom, but the flashes made someone in the audience have an epileptic fit 😭 so right when the movie was at its climax and it was really tense, the cinema staff had to pause the movie and turn the lights on to help the person having the fit. Thankfully they were fine and eventually came to, so after about 20 mins they got up and left the theatre and we carried on with the rest of the film. But we all assumed it was gonna pick up from where it left off, oh noooo. No, they jumped like 5 minutes ahead by mistake but just carried on anyway and played it from there! So we missed the part where Jacob imprints and faces off with the wolf pack, so the momentum was gone and we lost all investment in what was happening, and then the movie ended like 5 minutes later. When I tell you the diehard Twilight fans in the audience were so fucking angry, people were screaming at the staff, storming out, it was intense 😂
5:34 Also, she said: '' My characters won't have sex before marriage" so that's why Bella and Edward never did before...it make sense, if they did, but for Stephanie Meyer is a nope.
I love how Avaryl absolutely refused to move on until she got the full fucked-up implications through to Andrew about the Imprinting situation. We, the audience, salute your efforts to finally get the reaction from him we've been waiting for since the start of this series! Also, the dick temperature tangent is absolutely going to be my new go-to thing to watch when I'm feeling down.
i remember when these movies were first coming out, i heard from other twilight readers about cold vampire sex toys. probably too much information, but it's a weird thing that is now back in my memory from this dick temperature tangent.
Me waiting for Andrew to see the CGI baby: “I can’t wait to see how this turns out” 🧐
the press clips of rpat just straight up shitting on the movies are just tooo good
All of those Robert Pattinson interviews are hilarious. 😂
You guys must must must MUST discuss the Mormon undertones in these books/movies - Stephanie Meyer was raised Mormon as one of six kids and went to BYU. The whole "eternity" aspect, waiting till marriage, them wanting to protect unborn, Jacob realising a literal baby is his soulmate and being nah is cool I'll wait till she's of age we'll be together EVENTUALLY like....
Yes, to the entire discussion of Edward being a "popsicle" and Jacob being a "hotdog"... Asking the IMPORTANT questions!!!
i do love how vampirification gives you natural gold eyeshadow, a subtle eyeliner, and fake lashes.
I like the idea of Jacob being weirdly attracted to Edward at the wedding because he had um half of Renault in him. Thats why he was into bella because half of Renessiance was in her.
oh my freaking god, that would be everything😂
I know you made this comment a year ago but just so you know I will laugh about you calling her Renault and Renessiance all the way into 2024.
I chuckled when you described this vampire movie as lacking “stakes”. The dad jokes are strong today lol
That's actually an interesting point Avaryl made about gothic horror/romance needing to have stakes and not be so predictable, cause when you think about it a lot of the gothic classics are completely unhinged and unpredictable in their structure (looking at you wuthering heights)
Don't forget Jane Eyre! It gets bonkers, God I love it!
@@tatianamelendez490 Jane Eyre is basically three different novels put in a blender and still somehow a masterpiece
i mean ... havin stakes is kind of necessary for any drama piece
@@brunoir283 yeah obviously, the point being made here is that gothic dramas are usually more extreme than other genres
The main problem with this one is that Jacob clearly had to die, but there were so many plot conveniences put in to give him a happy ending.
I'm glad I recognized Andrew's costume as Lestat before you guys said who it was. Hope you do a review of Interview With The Vampire in the future!
same
Same here!!
When y’all were talking about names and “Jacobina”, I couldn’t help but remember that Taylor Lautner irl is marrying a woman named Taylor and she IS taking the name, so they’ll both be Taylor Lautner ☠️(also he dated Taylor Swift? What kinda call me by your name…)
Thanks to this channel. Sometimes I randomly think “Aunt Martha’s coming” and I cackle! No matter where I am.
just so you know you guys are fullfiling a years long dream of mine reviewing all of these
LOVE that Andrew didn't fully get the imprinting thing while he watched the movie, so we got to see his reaction in real time XD Also, living for the continuous reference to Mallrats XD
I feel like I need a moviebitches book club spinoff just to hear Avril talk about the host in entirety
Was it good? I mean I started it and never finished book one.
Wow I love Avaryl’s Amy Sherman-Palladino costume
🤣🤣🤣
I'm sorry but that snap zoom at 7:12 is so fucking funny I cry laughing every time
Michael Sheen and David Tennant (welshman and scotsman) have great covid buddies comedy series. It's called "Staged" and I really recommend it.
I completely love all the What We Do In The Shadows love! I agree that it's the best show on TV. Me and my man quote it all the time especially "I will not be treated like the local washer woman!!"
now there HAS to be an interview with the vampire retro review and i NEED to hear y’alls thoughts about the homosexual insanity that is the new amc reboot series!!!
All Andrew is missing is his horse so he can ride along the beach, so he can live out the *_Fabio_* fantasy 😊
For some reason, the part of this review that tickled me the most is the amused exasperation about the werewolf clothing continuity being entirely thrown out the window. 😂
Avaryl said 'I wish I could still speak perfectly, while wearing dracula teeth" and her wish was granted and all was well.
I kept thinking, "Blonde Andrew with a slightly sibilant 's' reminds me of someone," and then I realized it was Drew Barrymore!
What bums me out is there was a lot of potential with Twilight. A town that's plagued by vampires and werewolves. If they had upped the horror and the stakes, and made Bella either a compelling hero or a manipulative villain, it would have been very intriguing for everyone.
Averyl takes so naturally to vampirism, like truly
The way I laughed so hard when you said "Icy/hot!" 🤣 I'm a 40 year old gay man, and I'll admit, I read all the books before the movies came out and watched all the movies opening weekend. 😬 As Avaryl said before, it was a pop culture moment at the time. I've been loving the reviews!
I will never look at Icy Hot the same way....
This movie came out when I was 13 and I remember going to see it with my mom and I legitimately was so engaged that during the wedding scene I started clapping because I forgot I was in a movie lmfao. Brings back memories.
Just wanned to let you know how much you two give me joy with your vids. Been following MB for years now so thank you for the insights, humor and stupidity. You always deliver. Love you
Ps. I’ve been broke throughout so I was never really Abel to help. I know it’s okay but also it’s not. You deserve all the money for your work and one of my goals in lige is to become a patron one day.
Thank you thank you thank you
So in the book, they actually make it a point to change the vow to "as long as we both shall live", yet another small yet baffling change.
Not him being a vampire in Shorts 😂
I relate to Andrews confusion, cuz I remember being confused about the Jacob situation in the books too. because I believe they explicitly state that Jacobs feelings are not romantic in the beginning? That as she grows his whole aim is to be whatever she needs him to be, wether that’s an uncle, or a best friend, or (eventually) a boyfriend, which might make the whole thing worse tbh. Though my young dumb brain took it as a “well it’s not implicitly romantic so whatever” and it took a few years for the fucked up ness of it all to sink in
If anyone wants to know... Stephanie Meyer wrote in some extra books that when someone turns vampire all their bodily fluids become a kind of venom that works as a substitute. So yeah.
Fabulous vid, loving these twilight reviews. For the Alan Cumming thing, he does have a road trip show.......with Miriam Margoyles hahaha
Legit when I first clicked on the video I thought you guys were Moira and Alexis Rose and then I saw the fangs and realized my mistake lol
🤣🤣🤣
That would’ve been so iconic though
The ‘icyhot’ discussion really had me cackling! It never gets old & I have watched this video quite a few times! 😂
Regarding Renesmee's age situation... Just pay attention towards the end when we get the quick half-vampire explanation to know the minimum of how long Jacob will have to wait to start his relationship with her. Yeap.
Instant Wife, just add water.
@@Melvito2 Hey now, as we know, it's not instant. It takes a little while. Can't say how long, in case Andrew reads this, I don't want to spoil him
Yay! I’ve become strangely addicted to these reviews and was looking forward to this one haha
are we ever going to get a compilation of moviebitches outtakes?? pleaaaaaassseee .....
I will never be able to hear this title without thinking of Drag Race #PoorMichelle
This is a great look Avaryl, also giving Lydia from Beetlejuice.
“This is the way we talk in Tucson, Arizonia":
ayyy. Basil Rathbone from Son of Frankenstein is distantly related to Jackson Rathbone from Until We Meet Again
(24:19) Didn’t a company make a Twilight dildo that sparkles and you can put in the fridge to make it cold?
Trying to recall this from memory … and definitely not Googling this.
Oh no that sounds terrifying! 🥶
I completely forgot about the after credits scene! Michael Sheen chews up every bit of scenery, I love it so much! Anyway, I think the show Prodigal Son(?) had both Michael Sheen as a lead and Alan Cumming as a guest star, but I don't think they had any scenes together. The show had so many campy actors star in it, but it was cancelled after only 2 seasons.
I always want to call these movies "Breaking wind, part 1 and 2" 😂
you mean, Breaking Wind: Fart Bum and Fart Poo
Is this the part where I can admit to reading several extremely graphic “icy hot” thruple fanfiction in the 2010’s 😅
both sofia coppola AND gus van sant were final three contenders for directing the breaking dawn movies - but apparently they wanted to change too much from the books
i don't know if either of them would have been good/better, but i have a feeling they would have been Something at least
you guys should make sure you watch Queer For Fear on Shudder - a queer history of horror movies produced by Bryan Fuller, with interviews with Alaska and Ben De La Creme! and the section where Osgood Perkins, now a horror movie director, talks about his father Anthony Perkins' relationship to Psycho is particularly fascinating and touching
MST3K-ing the Twilight series was a past time of mine in the aughties. Bless you for doing this.
I'm mad she went with EJ (Edward Jacob) when Charlisle is right there
Or even Carlie for a girl!
You guys not to sound too mushy or anything but I'm really enjoying this Twilightober journey you've taken us on 🥰 it's so fun watching you cover an entire movie series and the fact we get to see Andrew experiencing this for the first time is an added bonus 🤣 I can't wait to see how he's gonna react to the next one, even though Avaryl warned him it gets more and more chaotic with each movie I still don't think he's ready for what's about to come 💀
But honestly you should do more videos like this where you cover a whole movie series it's different for you guys, even though you've done Drag Race seasons and multiple movies in one video like with Hitchcoctober, but I love the idea of you doing more stuff like this! You could discuss different director styles in each installment, which movies killed the franchise, how the series might evolve or devolve with every new sequel.
Just off the top of my head you could do Scream 1-5, the Michael Keaton Batman movies (and the Val Kilmer one of course because high camp), Speed 1&2, the Cornetto trilogy, the Alien movies but just the ones with Sigourney Weaver in them 💅
Anyway thanks for coming to my TEDtalk, sorry for the monologue, if you couldn't tell I get really excited talking movies 😂 anyway love you Bitches, see you in Dante's Covember 😘
These past two weeks have been rough, with me being sick and having a lot of deadlines, and each of these Twilight Saga reviews have been the best comfy watch. I was really expecting this one to pop up next week and seeing it in my queue today was perfection. I can’t wait to see your reaction to the Loch Ness Monster debacle next review.
“It’s so unique, like the baby that’s eating you from the inside.” STOP. I CANNOT. 😂💀
Interview with a Vampire retro review??
Andrew hasn’t seen Interview?! Make it happen Avaryl! He’s slaying as Lestat tho haha ❤
The Batman was present day. They were face timing lol. Also if you got to that point you were at least an hour in
avaryl the cut aways were exceptional in this one you rly out did yourself!
Avaryl makes me feel better about my past appreciation for Twilight - I also inhaled it, but by Breaking Dawn I was finally like “oh…. Oh no.” And I ALSO loved The Host at the time! Thank you for the retroactive validation 💕
The discussion of the “hot dog” and “icy-hot” made me crack up so hard that I was reminded about how my friends and I laughed at the bed breaking scene SO LOUD. The theatre hated us but we did not care.
Also living for the costumes and the inadvertent vampire lisping.
I've always thought that the books (especially this one) are objectively stupid but follow their own internal logic so when you are immersed in the narrative you don't really care that the plot is bonkers. but because the movies have added a little bit more real world self-awareness to it you can more easily see how absolutely batshit insane it all seems
Alan Cumming and Miriam Margoyles have done a travel TV show before in the UK...
Omg not even a minute in and y'all are slayyyyyin me 🤣😭🤣😭
Bella is clearly into temperate play. You cannot convince me otherwise.
Decided to have some bourbon gouda and tortilla chips for breakfast, so this is perfect timing. 🦇
P.S. Seeing Andrew in booty shorts and the Lestat wig makes me wonder how often Tom Cruise vamp'd around the house in full wiggery.
Are we talking bourbon flavoured gouda or just the regular breakfast whiskey?
@@BeesAndButtercups It's made with the bourbon, so it has a sweet, whisky flavor to it. You could definitely pair it with a whisky drink, or a vodka drink.... Though, it's not that kind of morning. 🥃
@@NextToToddliness this has to be the most exciting thing I've heard all week. Thank you kind stranger for expanding my cheese horizon.
Love the costumes. I would die for a Interview with the Vampire review someday lol. 🖤
4:33 The Host honestly deserves more love! People didn’t really like the movie but I thought it was cool!
i really CANT wait for ur reactions to the next... masterpiece.......
love that vecna is next to michael sheen.
omg im so excited for the part 2 review that movie is so iconic
I love how Andrew handles his Lestat hair XD
All the dick conversation made me laugh so hard!
Taylor Lautner Catching Fruit With His Mouth anyone else remember that or did i dream that up?
Concerning the 'popsicle' situation: There is no reason why Edward would be cooler than a regular toy. You could probably warm him up to room temperature :D
I believe that was part of the reason they went swimming! Cuz it was tropical water and he wanted to warm his skin up a bit before they banged lmao
32:00 you guys I almost peed myself. You can’t do this to me
Oh boy. Strap in kids, this is gonna be a rough ride. Living for these costumes tho!!!
Edit: oh god please review The Host lololol it’s terrible
I think the answer to many of the queries asked and theories posited here is Mormon.
love that turning into a vampire gives u permanent fake eyelashes. theyre just there, the grow from u, cause, u know, as a vampire, u need them.. for shade?
Love your costumes.
So I learnt this last week a defib doesn't work on a heart that isn't beating so a flat line is too late. A defib is only when heart isnt beating properly. It shocks the heart to stop it to hopefully shock it back into proper rhythm. It you haven't don't CPR training or first aid recently please do uou could save a life
also so mujch respect to how well you guys ccould talk with those awful vampire teetth in!!!
God imagine how much better this series would be if Bella, Edward, and Jacob just embraced the concept of the throuple.
Kinda like Avaryl described in the previous review😉
my slightly older bestie texted me this whole plot before the last two movies and I was so disturbed and confused. i still cant believe they made a major motion picture out of that source material. i think that was when my childhood ended and i didnt even read the books.
It had to look cheap because they spent so much money on cargo shorts.
The part where you called this a Cronenberg like body horror is actually deeply ironic if you know what film Kristen Stewart had a supporting role in, or if you've heard of "Cosmopolis" or "Maps to the stars".🤣
Ooft. That blonde wig and loose fitting shirt are doing things to me, Andrew. 🥵
I wonder how Moira Rose would pronounce vampire bebe
I see it's a Say Something hat evening!
An update for the comment section, Sophia Coppola said during “Priscilla” promo that she was interested in directing the original Twilight film, that it had potential. But that it got a lil silly towards the end. Imagine what could have been!
I second Christopher Allen’s recommendation of watching Queer For Fear on Shudder! Fourth episode was about lesbian vampire/femme fatale tropes!
I’m watching Dracula’s Daughter (1936) now, and her ring is the size and shape of Bella’s! Hmmm…
Andrew: either he’s a better actor, and he’s an asshole; or he’s not a great actor but he does seem like a nice guy.
Avaryl: by all accounts he’s a sweet guy.
The shade 😂
The my mojo comment SENT ME
Lol it’s retro review 69 and they defo don’t do any of that but they do the sex so I think it still works…and eventually Edward’s junk also still works too…
Excuse me. Watch Young Frankenstein too!
Both of you need to watch the new Interview with the Vampire show on AMC... subtext? Nopes. The show went all in when it came to Lestat and Louis relationship!!! Lol.
When I saw the thumbnail I thought you were both dressed as Moira Rose
It's hilarious that Avaryl's pregnant cousin went with her to see a movie where a demon baby essentially tortures and kills it's mother in childbirth 😂
Funny enough I have an even more traumatic story about when I went to see this movie in theatres 😂 I saw it with my sister who was a huge Twilight fan, and she took me to see New Moon and Eclipse before this one so we were both really excited. Anyway right at the end when Bella dies you see flashing shots of her in pain from the venom, but the flashes made someone in the audience have an epileptic fit 😭 so right when the movie was at its climax and it was really tense, the cinema staff had to pause the movie and turn the lights on to help the person having the fit. Thankfully they were fine and eventually came to, so after about 20 mins they got up and left the theatre and we carried on with the rest of the film. But we all assumed it was gonna pick up from where it left off, oh noooo. No, they jumped like 5 minutes ahead by mistake but just carried on anyway and played it from there! So we missed the part where Jacob imprints and faces off with the wolf pack, so the momentum was gone and we lost all investment in what was happening, and then the movie ended like 5 minutes later. When I tell you the diehard Twilight fans in the audience were so fucking angry, people were screaming at the staff, storming out, it was intense 😂
5:34 Also, she said: '' My characters won't have sex before marriage" so that's why Bella and Edward never did before...it make sense, if they did, but for Stephanie Meyer is a nope.