destroying my own fortress (Dwarf Fortress)

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  • Опубліковано 17 чер 2023
  • Thought I would try failing at everything for a change.
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    / hoodiehair
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  • @kylezaking
    @kylezaking Рік тому +72

    I like to imagine the neighbors genuinely had no egg laying livestock at all and told the dwarves as much after getting caught during one of the first covert missions. Later on, becoming confused and horrified over the dwarves repeated returns demanding eggs while escalating the force of their demands to outright razing and pillaging for the nonexistent eggs.

  • @SamuelCatsy
    @SamuelCatsy Рік тому +122

    "What are you dwarves doing here?"
    "Stealing your livestock!"
    "We don't got any!"
    "Well... if you did we'd steal it!"
    "😠"

  • @CoolKidCroc
    @CoolKidCroc 5 місяців тому +13

    the RNG roll on the cave crocodile with 5% chance of it being gay is fucking hilarious, great video

  • @TehCakeIzALie1
    @TehCakeIzALie1 Рік тому +32

    4:21 - In fairness that's how ducks normally reproduce. With their whole downstairs mixup situation, they were perhaps uniquely suited to procreating in the labyrinth.

  • @bone-a-lisa
    @bone-a-lisa Рік тому +65

    This is how i feel when i try and do pretty much any complicated project in DF lol.
    Great video as always!

  • @nelsondfg211
    @nelsondfg211 Рік тому +47

    Eggcellent video

  • @nickjohnson410
    @nickjohnson410 Рік тому +6

    4:07
    I wonder if there is an Alex Jones dorf
    "The Elves are putting alchemicals in the water!"

    • @Gabe413
      @Gabe413 Рік тому +2

      "And theyre turning the crocodiles gay!!" 🤬🤬

  • @friedonions
    @friedonions Рік тому +18

    I hope you never stop making videos.

  • @Kernel_Kertz
    @Kernel_Kertz Рік тому +3

    I got a surprisingly big laugh out of "the forgotten beast... would stop boiling itself in its own excrement for just ONE SECOND." Awesome editorial for typical dwarf fortress nonsense.

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 Рік тому +2

    Ah yes good old dwarf fortress the only plans that work are the ones that weren't well though out

  • @clockworkkirlia7475
    @clockworkkirlia7475 3 місяці тому

    I love that this is the sort of game where a really cool egg challenge can be foiled by the Mountainhome having a complete monopoly on the world's supply of eggs.

  • @asdfasdf-dd9lk
    @asdfasdf-dd9lk Рік тому +4

    hey babe wake up, new hoodie hair video just dropped

  • @aniibozelda
    @aniibozelda Рік тому +3

    i really appreciate that you caption your videos! love your channel

  • @Lovemelikeareptile
    @Lovemelikeareptile Рік тому +5

    Your narration is on point, bet you're a riot to hang out with. Have you ever encased any entities in obsidian? I'm envisioning a Han Solo type scenario using lava instead of carbonite. Either or, I appreciate the time and energy needed to create these snapshots into the workings of your ~~mind~~ Dorfs and hope you continue to enjoy making them. Cheers!

  • @user-iv3ui6cc9v
    @user-iv3ui6cc9v Рік тому +5

    Congratulations on the 50th video! Love your content and subtle humor, HH :)

  • @MaserXIV
    @MaserXIV Рік тому +3

    Honestly, great job salvaging this video. That was real fun.

  • @alexishylton5357
    @alexishylton5357 Рік тому

    Congrats on 50 vids! Love your content, it always inspires me to do fun things with my fort I otherwise wouldn't. Keep up the good work

  • @iancrawford9658
    @iancrawford9658 Рік тому +1

    babe wake up, hoodie hair just posted

  • @Ancusohm
    @Ancusohm Рік тому +25

    Great video! It always stinks when the game just won't cooperate with a challenge run. Still, props for ending the fortress in a fun way.
    Also, oh, you're Australian? I am terrible with accents, so I had no idea.

    • @hoodiehair
      @hoodiehair  Рік тому +18

      I've lived in Canada pretty much my whole life so I'm only kinda Australian lol

    • @channel_lurker
      @channel_lurker Рік тому +6

      @@hoodiehair dang, must have taken a long time too get passed the language barrier :c

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad Рік тому +1

      @@channel_lurker LOL

  • @EB-fc2mp
    @EB-fc2mp Рік тому

    All your projects inspire me because they show me what's possible and what to aspire to.
    Currently I'm just doing simple challenges such as my current one which is "build a farming fortress that must have a thriving wool, egg, cheese, and alcohol industry, a fully funtional water mill (I figured that's more dwarfy), a farming related guild, a tavern to exhibit all the alcohols of the fortress, and a mayor". I may have had the idea whaile playing Stardew Valley.

  • @viindy3766
    @viindy3766 Рік тому +1

    Videos are amazing, they recently just released an update with experimental multithreading!!! absolute leap for the game and would love to see some massive scale fortresses with cool stories from you!

  • @sloanekuria3249
    @sloanekuria3249 Рік тому +4

    Congra-dolences on your latest adventure. Getting breeding pairs of cave crocs or jabberers is usually an optional goal in my forts since they both produce leather etc with a 4x multiplier. You can trade for 5x usually (elephant/rhino) but it's not guaranteed or self-generated so I keep an eye peeled.

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 Рік тому +1

      Elephants take way too long to grow up for me to ever want to use them as livestock.

    • @sloanekuria3249
      @sloanekuria3249 10 місяців тому

      @@angelman906 absolutely, and war jabberers are pretty beast for assaulting other sites, much easier to manage than elephants

  • @channel_lurker
    @channel_lurker Рік тому +1

    This was an eggcellent video ^^

  • @matthewsanchez7953
    @matthewsanchez7953 Рік тому

    We appreciate all you do Hoodie lol!

  • @MeteWayne
    @MeteWayne Рік тому

    job well done! :D

  • @clownofwar
    @clownofwar Рік тому +4

    when even the crocodiles are also celebrating pride month :D

  • @rogercounts
    @rogercounts Рік тому +1

    Well male ducks have to navigate a labrinth to impregnate the female

  • @chubbyanemone696
    @chubbyanemone696 Рік тому

    Very good

  • @Cleaverbomb
    @Cleaverbomb Рік тому

    thanks hoodiehair

  • @derrmeister
    @derrmeister Рік тому +1

    1:21 slight correction: it's not the rosters that lay eggs, it' the hens
    lol

  • @Swifterjackie
    @Swifterjackie 9 місяців тому

    your my hero

  • @gronkhfp
    @gronkhfp Рік тому

    If there isn‘t any !FUN happening in the fortress, the Player has to bring the !FUN to the fortress by themselfs 😂

  • @Orange01gaming
    @Orange01gaming Рік тому

    I've been trying to breed rocs but don't know how to tell if the eggs are "duds". Do you know how to check?

  • @angelman906
    @angelman906 Рік тому

    I always kill my forts when I am done with them, the thought of those greedy little dwarves being able to use something that I forced them to make for me is just unsettling. So typically I make them all die of thirst, but if they in an aboveground fort I will collapse it on them.

  • @henrisummers6694
    @henrisummers6694 Рік тому

    WAIT CRUNDLES LAY EGGS?!? Not even Giant Cavetoads lay eggs.

  • @the-0-endless376
    @the-0-endless376 Рік тому

    well done! maybe in the future you could reproduce Boatmurdered for us?

  • @Agora2021
    @Agora2021 Рік тому

    Gay crocodiles, bravo Toady.

  • @Arcanua
    @Arcanua 7 місяців тому

    This is why you steal from traders, there's no for sure way to know what animals they will have but you can steal livestock that way. So if they happen to have egg layers this helps the goal, and if they don't you then have to wait for the next one, though eventually mass stealing makes them no longer show up so that method seems pretty well balanced.

  • @CrabQueen
    @CrabQueen Рік тому

    "I'm technically Australian"

  • @gomezrodriguez9059
    @gomezrodriguez9059 Рік тому

    Dont make a goal - just make one fortress and play - all happy/only warriors/one dwarf challenge/ice/lava/desert scenario/ theme - wax only, hounted bione .. GLHF!

  • @mrhadison3610
    @mrhadison3610 Рік тому

    Спасибо за ролик. Больше бы подобного контента.

  • @neerajtadhiyal3152
    @neerajtadhiyal3152 Рік тому

    Yesterday in my game there was a military dwarf who has killed like at least 15 creatures out of which 2were ant people , 1 troll and 6 humans ...he killed 3 humans alone in one fight , there were 5 humans and he charged them alone the rest of the military arrive there when he already killed 3 so Al i am saying he was the strongest dwarf out of all and yes They were heaving steel Armor and weapons..... Later on that dwarf went berserk and killed his whole squad and some regular dwarf it was heart breaking to see that

  • @The_Very_Tall_Midget
    @The_Very_Tall_Midget 2 місяці тому

    Freed my gay crocodiles 😭😂

  • @do0myk
    @do0myk 10 місяців тому

    theres a command in dfhack specifically for that 4:10

  • @guyguyson8578
    @guyguyson8578 Рік тому

    You have video deadlines?

    • @hoodiehair
      @hoodiehair  Рік тому

      I've been trying to hit every second Sunday at 10 am for the last couple months

  • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
    @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 11 місяців тому

    E G G

  • @hughguy3104
    @hughguy3104 Рік тому

    for the 100th video we need 1 of each animal in the hoodie hair banner . think abt it

  • @yogaflame7884
    @yogaflame7884 Рік тому +1

    Why didnt you just ask your crocodiles "why r u gai?"

  • @chubbymoth5810
    @chubbymoth5810 Рік тому

    Yeah,.. sometimes you're just down on luck. I probably would have dug the deepest hole I could.

  • @lucasletieri8735
    @lucasletieri8735 11 місяців тому

    You can see if your crocodiles (or dwarves) are gay using the dfhack mod. Just type "gaydar" on the command screen

  • @UncleJamie
    @UncleJamie Рік тому

    Turn your background music down. Your voice audio isn't high quality enough to push past it.