the rise and fall of my toy factory/coal mine (Dwarf Fortress)

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2022
  • I've heard that the best way to celebrate Dwarfmas is to hide in the tavern of a destroyed fortress and await your inevitable doom.
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  • @hoodiehair
    @hoodiehair  Рік тому +187

    I had to rush a little to get this out between exams and going home for Christmas but I did it! Merry Christmas everyone!

    • @ChaoticBarbarian
      @ChaoticBarbarian Рік тому +2

      good luck on your exams and have a lovely Christmas! Thanks for the awesome content

    • @beau7925
      @beau7925 Рік тому +2

      Merry Christmas! Love your work sister!

    • @t3knosoulz
      @t3knosoulz Рік тому +2

      merry christmas hoodie!! so happy to see your channel growing. enjoy your holiday, family, and new year!

    • @galacticfederationofficer
      @galacticfederationofficer Рік тому +1

      Merry Christmas my dude, and great video, thanks for sharing.

    • @archive3339
      @archive3339 Рік тому +1

      Have a good Christmas. hopefully you can relax somewhat now exams are over

  • @matthewsanchez7953
    @matthewsanchez7953 Рік тому +462

    I snort laughed when I realized that dwarven children would actually be ecstatic about receiving coal in their little stockings lol.

    • @Shade400
      @Shade400 Рік тому +52

      The naughty ones get toys.

    • @Shade400
      @Shade400 Рік тому +45

      @@alan6214 it's the equivalent of telling them "you're not good enough to work the forges, go play or something and let the real dwarves work"

    • @incription
      @incription Рік тому

      now go haul some magnetite and die of thirst

    • @TheRealCrimdor
      @TheRealCrimdor Рік тому +3

      @@Shade400 - they look up to their parents so I find it extremely wholesome

  • @neodominoz2649
    @neodominoz2649 Рік тому +85

    I guess we’re all one necromancer-coal-minecart-dwarf-crippling away from total ruin. Happy holidays everybody.

  • @luckyowl9191
    @luckyowl9191 Рік тому +112

    hoodie hair + factory + christmas means probably multiple broken labour laws

  • @johnpawlak7350
    @johnpawlak7350 Рік тому +84

    Just discovered Dwarf Fortress and shortly after your channel. These little tales and the way you tell them are massively entertaining. My first fort was destroyed when I thought it a good idea to put a corpse stockpile next to the food. I'll let you fill in the rest.

    • @josebocanegra8720
      @josebocanegra8720 Рік тому +4

      Must’ve been Fun!

    • @johnpawlak7350
      @johnpawlak7350 Рік тому +5

      @@josebocanegra8720 M I A S M A

    • @Dianbler
      @Dianbler Рік тому +6

      My last one was ruined when an ancient evil black turtle emerged from the Caves and proceeded to asphyxiate my fort as he killed all my soldiers by spitting multiple fireballs per shot. A breve speardwarf proceeded to maim the Beast, but it was already too late, as the amount of fumes and fire killed my FPS.

    • @gronkhfp
      @gronkhfp Рік тому +3

      ​@@Dianbleroh no that sounds like my lost fortress. I took too long making fantastic bedroom for 84 dwarfs with All walls and floors engraved. The tavern was frequently visited by ports, bards and swordsman. Just as I started to build baracks, a blind giant pink shelled titan turtle killed All my dwarfes with his spider webs. As only one dwarf Was left behind and run paniking around the fortress, a famous dancer group visited my fortress, just to be stomped by this beast... Losing is FUN

  • @gunarcom
    @gunarcom Рік тому +47

    Your channel is going to blow up if you keep producing such great content. Congrats.

  • @ReleaseMyKrakken
    @ReleaseMyKrakken Рік тому +10

    It's stuff like this that keeps me interested in df.... Not building a huge empire... Just doing your own random thing. Make toys and coal. That's what we do.... Amazing lol. That took a very unexpected but delightful turn haha

  • @DwarfComic
    @DwarfComic Рік тому +4

    Keep up the great videos!! Also, that you rely on brooks for your dwarf's drink makes you a monster....monster....

  • @cathfarr6403
    @cathfarr6403 Рік тому +12

    You do a great job narrating these!

  • @newfleshrecords
    @newfleshrecords Рік тому +9

    Merry Xmas! I hope you enjoy a stress free, post-exam holiday

  • @Skakhti
    @Skakhti Рік тому +23

    I'm so glad I found your channel. The stories that people tell from Dwarf Fortress are so grotesquely specific, you can't make this shit up.
    I'm only getting into this game now that it's on Steam. I'm slowly learning it with enemies disabled to see how to plan building and mining to achieve any sense of efficiency and it's quite difficult to figure out but so incredibly FUN. This game completely destroyed my concept of "deep systems" in video games. It's truly, without exaggeration, absolutely insane.

  • @KidMangaX
    @KidMangaX Рік тому +9

    I am Ozymandias, first poster of first posters. Look upon me, ye mighty, and despair.

  • @m00nbl00d8unny
    @m00nbl00d8unny Рік тому +7

    Love your videos, theyve made me get into DF big time again. Plus theyre wicked funny too, keep doin whatcha do girll

  • @Ancusohm
    @Ancusohm Рік тому +4

    So, fun! Thanks for doing a holiday episode!

  • @Stickers96
    @Stickers96 Рік тому +3

    I love your little tales so much. Have a great new year!

  • @unorevers7160
    @unorevers7160 Рік тому +2

    Merry Christmas. I love hearing your stories :)

  • @bj8161994
    @bj8161994 Рік тому +3

    these videos immediately put a smile on my face. thanks for this and merry christmas hoodie 😊

  • @alvinjoycharles6914
    @alvinjoycharles6914 Рік тому

    I love these short vids so much. Merry Christmas!

  • @etroup
    @etroup Рік тому

    you're absolutely my favorite dwarf fortress content creator, I love how you tell stories. keep it up plz!! : ) happy holidays

  • @Dude-sr4ji
    @Dude-sr4ji Рік тому +2

    Libad nazush, libad rërith. Libad Armok.

  • @arturosilva506
    @arturosilva506 Рік тому

    Thanks for working hard and putting out ANOTHER video, right before Christmas

  • @Olibaby12
    @Olibaby12 Рік тому +1

    Man I just freaking love your voice, your stories and your demeanor. You're very very good, thank you for your videos!

  • @Oddbolt
    @Oddbolt Рік тому

    I ended up buying the game because of your videos and I can't stop playing now. Merry Xmas & GL with the exams!

  • @dreamerofthorns
    @dreamerofthorns Рік тому

    Hi, hoodie hair! Really love your voice and these short stories. Doin' a great job!

  •  Рік тому +1

    Thank you for this awesome xmas gift ❤️. Have a wonderful holiday!

  • @kloseshot1154
    @kloseshot1154 Рік тому +3

    I love your story driven videos 10/10

  • @Diarmuhnd
    @Diarmuhnd Рік тому +3

    Merry Dwarfmass hoddie hair. Have fun.

  • @AustynRw129
    @AustynRw129 Рік тому

    I love your content, as a new player your videos pushed me to actually buy and start playing! thanks keep em coming!!
    ever thought of streaming or doing longer cuts , people love that stuff!!

    • @hoodiehair
      @hoodiehair  Рік тому +1

      I'd love to stream but my internet is too slow and long videos would be cool but my computer is old and kinda slow so editing is a pain!

  • @rogercounts
    @rogercounts Рік тому +1

    Tbh I am actually astonished that a dwarf was squished throo a fortifacation 😦 literally the look i had 😂

  • @TheMudbomb
    @TheMudbomb Рік тому

    Amazing video, merry christmas, hope you have a good time

  • @emptysurname
    @emptysurname Рік тому

    This was great. Merry Christmas!

  • @clavranos
    @clavranos Рік тому

    Merry Christmas to you ! Great vid

  • @ethanfrederick6588
    @ethanfrederick6588 Рік тому

    I love this channel :) merry xmas!

  • @LAVERTUEG
    @LAVERTUEG Рік тому

    merry xmas to you also hoodie!

  • @gewisse_6786
    @gewisse_6786 Рік тому

    Merry Christmas Hoodie Hair

  • @0nyr
    @0nyr Рік тому

    Merry Christmas 🎄

  • @TheJallumn
    @TheJallumn Рік тому

    Merry Christmas, friend

  • @Pocketninja_
    @Pocketninja_ Рік тому

    Hope the exams went well, happy holidays!

  • @CalmAsHinduCow
    @CalmAsHinduCow Рік тому +2

    I'm curious if flooding the world with toys would result in creatures having a more positive childhood and therefore might lead to a more peaceful world overall.

  • @trippasnippa119
    @trippasnippa119 Рік тому

    Great video man! It's rare to find a person who actually EDITS their videos and not just the raw vod. I'm not about to watch a 4 hour dwarf fortress video.

  • @HannaManful
    @HannaManful Рік тому

    i havent seen any caravans arriving with a wagon since buying the steam version, tbh i had figured they had been done away with

  • @dergrauewachter634
    @dergrauewachter634 Рік тому

    Merry Cristmas :)) laughed at this, this game is so vast in oportunities of stories...got it from Steam to. Had a berserking woodcutter, because he had too LESS violencen ariund him. He killed his fellow worker, shocked a few wifes n kids and then died through a war dog. ^^ :D Greets from Germany

  • @TheNickman007
    @TheNickman007 Рік тому

    This video is hilarious! I’m really enjoying your content

  • @nathanielgeis
    @nathanielgeis Рік тому +1

    merry Christmas

  • @sedniia483
    @sedniia483 Рік тому

    I really enjoy theses kinds of videos, more more more :D

  • @UlverEos
    @UlverEos Рік тому

    this is inspiring, makes me want to build a toy fortress of my own!

  • @weeeeee831
    @weeeeee831 Рік тому

    I died laughing at the swallowpeople dunking dwarves down the well, what even is this game

  • @lostscotsman
    @lostscotsman Рік тому

    This was a great tale told to us mortals, thank you!

  • @acronyx8880
    @acronyx8880 Рік тому

    Merry Uristmas!

  • @guy-ow7sn
    @guy-ow7sn Рік тому +1

    merry dwarfmas hoodie hair rock and stone

  • @Grantherum
    @Grantherum Рік тому

    Wish I could get my stockpiles to actually collect toys. Try as I might, the dwarves don't ever seem to want to move any toys into any of the stockpiles I have set up. Of course they aren't moving "trash" to the trash stockpiles either. I'm sure I'm screwing up the stockpile settings somehow, but I can't see what it is. With 100+ dwarves, the only thing they seem to want to move to the stockpiles is rotten food and bug carcasses.

  • @kajnake5905
    @kajnake5905 Рік тому

    Thank you hoodie, couldnt make a better christmas carol myself

  • @Scrumpetsheep
    @Scrumpetsheep Рік тому

    What i took from this video: you can waffle stomp dwarves through fortifications.

  • @kumakuma5769
    @kumakuma5769 Рік тому

    ELves: Engineering and Logistics dwarves. It's a vocation designation.

  • @jonesirl8584
    @jonesirl8584 Рік тому +3

    Brilliant work man, keep up the content! Your voice + the background music and storytelling are brilliant! Keep up the good work!

  • @coyohti
    @coyohti Рік тому

    Now that there is some holiday cheer!

  • @davidcooke8005
    @davidcooke8005 Рік тому

    This was hilarious. I just picked up DF, enjoying the heck out of it.

  • @DogHonest
    @DogHonest Рік тому

    I wait for this ❤

  • @DrEnzyme
    @DrEnzyme Рік тому +1

    I'd never thought about it before but of course coal would be a good thing if you're a Dwarven child. If your mum got you a mini-forge for Christmas and you didn't get coal too it would be like getting a sweet RC car without AA batteries.

  • @cyphanx
    @cyphanx Рік тому

    nice vid!

  • @jamesvoidray7646
    @jamesvoidray7646 Рік тому

    delightful...

  • @pandabro4235
    @pandabro4235 Рік тому

    Truly a tale on par with homers woo

  • @przeciag
    @przeciag Рік тому

    I wish I had one of those micro picks

  • @blazepond5518
    @blazepond5518 Рік тому

    hope your exam went well!

  • @Hazel_Hyena
    @Hazel_Hyena Рік тому

    Hope the exam went well!

  • @cdet3666
    @cdet3666 Рік тому

    this was so cute i loved this idea

  • @christopherjackson2157
    @christopherjackson2157 Рік тому

    Very creative. I wanna copy it lol.

  • @SuperXxGoofyxx
    @SuperXxGoofyxx Рік тому

    yay new video! :)

  • @illomens2766
    @illomens2766 Рік тому +1

    I fucking love this channel
    merry christmas

  • @SavianX
    @SavianX Рік тому

    Thank you!

  • @swapper5684
    @swapper5684 Рік тому

    How the Cave Swallow People Stole Christmas

  • @wesleyfilms
    @wesleyfilms Рік тому

    The cave swallow people started an actual war on Christmas 😢

  • @MoonkeeYT
    @MoonkeeYT Рік тому

    I keep running into water just trying to get passed layer like -4. How do I get around this. Also how do you make the well.

    • @hoodiehair
      @hoodiehair  Рік тому

      definitely seems like you are running into an aquifer. I would recommend embarking somewhere without one because they can be kind of annoying to deal with - I'm pretty sure the wiki has tips if you want to try though. To make a well you build it above some water from the building > machines & fluids menu

    • @MoonkeeYT
      @MoonkeeYT Рік тому

      @@hoodiehair yeah I'm getting addicted to this game. I have a small place of population 107, my last one lasted an hour before everyone just kind of died.
      This time I am in an area bear river where there is clay and lots of aquafiers. How to I get passed aquafiers and to stone? My Dwarven people are stone starved.

    • @MoonkeeYT
      @MoonkeeYT Рік тому

      @@hoodiehair nevermind just noticed the readmore. Thanks for the advice!

  • @MeteWayne
    @MeteWayne Рік тому

    i keep watching all your videos bcz i wanna play dwarf fortress but i am too intimidated by it at the same time- what happens to your settlements and forts and such when you make a new colony somewhere? do they govern themselves? are they able to survive without you?

    • @hoodiehair
      @hoodiehair  Рік тому

      yeah they keep going without you and you are free to unretire them at some point in the future if you want

  • @pixlpix79
    @pixlpix79 Рік тому

    Suddenly madness xD

  • @Kevin-jb2pv
    @Kevin-jb2pv Місяць тому

    So close, but you really dropped the ball by not having all the laborers be enslaved elves.
    Doubke points if you make at least 50% of them elf children.

  • @lolpot22
    @lolpot22 Рік тому

    Commenting for the algorithm!!

  • @illomens2766
    @illomens2766 Рік тому +1

    headpats for hoodie hair

  • @Robert-vk7je
    @Robert-vk7je Рік тому

    It was inevitable.

  • @mikelezhnin8601
    @mikelezhnin8601 Рік тому

    how the heck do you capture a necromancer
    I need to know

    • @kevingriffith6011
      @kevingriffith6011 Рік тому

      Probably has something to do with all those cage traps on the surface... that or some of the migrants that came to the fort were necromancers, that can happen too.

    • @hoodiehair
      @hoodiehair  Рік тому +3

      they both just came as a part of a migrant wave

  • @NIL0S
    @NIL0S Рік тому

    Elves? .... HERESY

  • @HansLemurson
    @HansLemurson Рік тому

    I tell ya, there's something not right with that boy.

  • @sbh_tx
    @sbh_tx Рік тому

    why not use bins for the toys? why vast stockpiles?

    • @hoodiehair
      @hoodiehair  Рік тому +1

      I made a couple bins but they take either wood (which the tundra doesn't have) or metal (which I would rather make swords and cage traps and things with)! plus I just visually like the look of a big stockpile

  • @WiseOwl_1408
    @WiseOwl_1408 Рік тому

    Tragic

  • @hozic9929
    @hozic9929 Рік тому

    Santas workshop fr

  • @rogercounts
    @rogercounts Рік тому

    🤣 i like how you play DF. Also nice profile pic

  • @silviogames
    @silviogames Рік тому

    🦌

  • @rogercounts
    @rogercounts Рік тому

    Wait these are dwarves not elves 🤔

  • @brennantmi5063
    @brennantmi5063 Рік тому

    Using wells for water? Why do you hate your dwarves?

    • @hoodiehair
      @hoodiehair  Рік тому

      lol it is just a habit at this point, I didn't know how to make alcohol in dwarf fortress for years and so I often forget wells aren't the only option

    • @brennantmi5063
      @brennantmi5063 Рік тому +1

      @@hoodiehair lol, I guess if it works it works. Wile wells into the caverns is *fun* having a still near your food stockpile with a repeating work order that checks daily if drink is less than 10 produce 10 drinks. Bonus points for a mason/woodcutter with a repeating work order for if barrels is less than 10 make 10 barrels. Litterally never have to think about drink ever again with these two work orders. (and plants to brew but if you are out of food you have bigger fun going on)

  • @spogsalad1995
    @spogsalad1995 Рік тому

    u wanna play deep rock galactic with me? :3

  • @tomorbataar5922
    @tomorbataar5922 Рік тому

    Just a tip, you don't need fresh water for your dwarves to deal with thirst. They prefer alcohol, so let the still do the job. Freshwater is really only good for cleaning wounds, giving water to the wounded, and of course letting the dwarves wash themselves (you need soap for this).
    Merry christmas and cheers. Hope you bought plump helmet wine for the family!

  • @ssgoko88
    @ssgoko88 Рік тому +1

    Yeah the reason I'm watching is AYOGOFUCKYASELF
    Anyway comment for the engagement

  • @mancramps
    @mancramps Рік тому

    My fav new creator of Dec 2022

  • @AmishMinister
    @AmishMinister Рік тому

    Got your video on auto play from Nookriums video.
    Keep it up bud, the algorithm is pleased!