The Greatest Defense of All Time: Clement Vallandigham

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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  3 роки тому +678

    🦅 Any other famous lawyers I should cover?
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    • @LegalEagle
      @LegalEagle  3 роки тому +55

      Your snarky comments fill me with joy!

    • @MrBreastGiveMeMoney
      @MrBreastGiveMeMoney 3 роки тому +2

      @@LegalEagle cool

    • @Trevg979
      @Trevg979 3 роки тому +16

      Do the Monk episode “Mr. Monk Takes the Stand”!!

    • @VTordinary
      @VTordinary 3 роки тому

      Richard “Racehorse “ Haynes

    • @gabrielledebourg2487
      @gabrielledebourg2487 3 роки тому +4

      I'd love to see you cover Alexander Hamilton!

  • @Fibonochos
    @Fibonochos 3 роки тому +3300

    Sees dead guy, "what happened?", "well you see he took the gun like this and", *Gunshot* , "Oh my God he's dead" , rushes in and sees dead body, "oh my got what happened?", "Well you see he took the gun like this"...

    • @Larper64
      @Larper64 3 роки тому +41

      So a light grenade?

    • @abenn493
      @abenn493 3 роки тому +128

      Mmm whatcha say

    • @john_blues
      @john_blues 3 роки тому +101

      That sounds like a comical Twilight Zone episode.

    • @blink2nap
      @blink2nap 3 роки тому +165

      A Tomska reference in Legal Eagle comments made my day.

    • @Fibonochos
      @Fibonochos 3 роки тому +28

      @@blink2nap Your welcome!

  • @dr.vikyll7466
    @dr.vikyll7466 3 роки тому +13453

    The best defence is a good offense, tackle the judge.

    • @CliteTMSUBSCRIBE
      @CliteTMSUBSCRIBE 3 роки тому +440

      I got sentenced to life in jail for tackling the judge. But it's ok he got cancelled!

    • @thefourshowflip
      @thefourshowflip 3 роки тому +625

      Rookie move; gotta tackle the bailiff first... 😉

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 3 роки тому +481

      @@CliteTMSUBSCRIBE If you tackled the judge hard enough you wouldn't get sentenced. An unconscious judge can't convict you!

    • @28ebdh3udnav
      @28ebdh3udnav 3 роки тому +8

      Why was my comment removed?

    • @mojigi
      @mojigi 3 роки тому +67

      Need to dodge the bailiff in the well first!

  • @human-tk2fo
    @human-tk2fo 3 роки тому +3956

    "I'm not in any danger, I've carried pistols for a long time" *proceeds to break every basic gun safety rule*

    • @bretsheeley4034
      @bretsheeley4034 3 роки тому +407

      It takes a lot of experience to violate so many rules with such efficiency.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 3 роки тому +246

      Someone who is experienced with firearms getting cocky, overconfident, arrogant, forgetting that is a tool designed to harm or kill?
      Yeaaah.

    • @anonymousguy720
      @anonymousguy720 3 роки тому +49

      @@FFKonoko yeah that is what happens, when someone is dumb enough to have a loaded gun, turn off the safety, aim it at themselves, and pull the trigger.

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 роки тому +29

      perhaps the rules of gun safety were still work in progress at the time (i.e. not documented yet)?

    • @gamerleal9265
      @gamerleal9265 3 роки тому +40

      @@Twisted_Code What about "unwritten rule(s)"?

  • @nickbenton3545
    @nickbenton3545 3 роки тому +5174

    “...and sentenced him to...Ohio.” Didn’t realize this was a horror story.

    • @Riftsrunner
      @Riftsrunner 3 роки тому +94

      From my time there, I never realized I was being punished. The people I knew were quite pleasant, a little hyperreligious, but very nice.

    • @4everhabs
      @4everhabs 3 роки тому +227

      Burnside: "No! No please! Anywhere but there!" Lincoln: "Michigan, then?" Burnside: "O...Ohio's fine"

    • @rulerofall015
      @rulerofall015 3 роки тому +81

      @@4everhabs ohh come on michigan is not that.... *Looks at Flint* ohh nvm

    • @julian7247
      @julian7247 3 роки тому +56

      also a legal travesty since I am pretty sure thats a cruel and unusual punishment.

    • @mr.fishlord7736
      @mr.fishlord7736 3 роки тому +17

      The only place worse is brazil

  • @GandWizard
    @GandWizard 3 роки тому +2420

    Objection: "the greatest case of his life" and "the last case of his life" are not mutually exclusive.

  • @nathanglover8938
    @nathanglover8938 3 роки тому +4262

    “You’re probably wondering how he shot himself...” - I genuinely thought Legal Eagle was about to pull out a gun to demonstrate

    • @creamdishes591
      @creamdishes591 3 роки тому +18

      Lol

    • @Alkis05
      @Alkis05 3 роки тому +111

      A missed opportunity. He is too PC for that joke.

    • @nathanglover8938
      @nathanglover8938 3 роки тому +231

      @@Alkis05 Gotta love America, where it's "too PC" to not have a gun.

    • @Alkis05
      @Alkis05 3 роки тому +165

      @@nathanglover8938 It is totally ok to not have a gun. I don't have one. But I do think that he wouldn't ever make a gun joke for the sole reason of not wanting to appear in a video with a gun, in any context.

    • @lukas97671
      @lukas97671 3 роки тому +20

      I’m sure there was a stupid deaths segment in horrible histories about how it happened

  • @theawkwardskeleton6608
    @theawkwardskeleton6608 3 роки тому +2953

    Your Honor, I’m going to pull what I call a “Pro Gamer Move”.

    • @captnbluehat
      @captnbluehat 3 роки тому +86

      Not the only thing hes gonna pull

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep 3 роки тому +8

      @@captnbluehat pull the chair...

    • @Sqoobthedude
      @Sqoobthedude 3 роки тому +68

      Lawyers don't die, they respawn.

    • @deputyrook6232
      @deputyrook6232 3 роки тому +15

      "as well as a loaded gun, tho i don't actually know that it's loaded!"

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 3 роки тому +36

      I think it's a rule. Show a loaded gun in the first scene, and you have to Chekhov the rest of the boxes.

  • @zyansheep
    @zyansheep 3 роки тому +2244

    On His Tombstone: Died due to lawyering

    • @AbcdeF-zv4xh
      @AbcdeF-zv4xh 3 роки тому +56

      The first time that someone physically died from lawyering instead of just loosing their soul

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep 3 роки тому +31

      @@AxxLAfriku get back to your containment facility SCP-00242412. your content is too confusing for the mortal mind to understand.

    • @dolfanchambers84
      @dolfanchambers84 3 роки тому +15

      Alternatively:
      Here Lies Clement Vallandingham
      Objection
      Overruled, June 17, 1871

    • @Foolish188
      @Foolish188 3 роки тому +2

      A lot of people have died from lawyering, executed because of Prosecutors covering up mitigating evidence and Defense Attorneys who were beyond incompetent.

    • @bfish89ryuhayabusa
      @bfish89ryuhayabusa 3 роки тому +2

      That's an epic taph.

  • @jayobsia4699
    @jayobsia4699 3 роки тому +3425

    Sentenced to Ohio. What a terrible sentence, truly.

    • @joshuahunt3032
      @joshuahunt3032 3 роки тому +74

      I live in Ohio. Not too bad a place to be exiled today if you nail a cozy, small city near the Erie Lakefront. Especially where the Black Swamp used to be.
      Then again, I’ve never been exiled, I’ve just lived here all my life.

    • @jayobsia4699
      @jayobsia4699 3 роки тому +242

      @@joshuahunt3032 i'm so sorry.

    • @tankerkiller125
      @tankerkiller125 3 роки тому +60

      @@jayobsia4699 Ohio is pretty great in the right places, has the amenities and things to do like that of a big city location. But without the crazy ass taxes or stupid high home prices.
      With that said, please do continue to think of ohio as a shit hole. It helps keep our housing prices down and our taxes low too :)

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 3 роки тому +44

      Something the Supreme Court has ruled to be cruel and unusual.

    • @geekfreak2000
      @geekfreak2000 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 3 роки тому +1619

    “Sentenced him to Ohio”
    A fate worse than death, some might say

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin 3 роки тому +5

      Detroit is worst I'd say.

    • @jacobdaniels3246
      @jacobdaniels3246 3 роки тому +19

      @@Zarafin Detroit is a city, so no, not the worst

    • @ki5aok
      @ki5aok 3 роки тому +16

      No...that honor goes to New Jersey. Ohio is a close second.

    • @therealevilmudbug
      @therealevilmudbug 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah Ohio isn't even real

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 2 роки тому +9

      @@therealevilmudbug you're thinking Wyoming

  • @vladimpaler3498
    @vladimpaler3498 3 роки тому +272

    My favorite quote from trial transcripts, "Your Honor, my client is not a criminal, he simply failed to comply with the law."

  • @koomori
    @koomori 3 роки тому +484

    "This military tribunal has no jurisdiction to try me! I'm not a member of this army!"
    "Congratulations, you've been conscripted."

    • @draexian530
      @draexian530 2 роки тому

      Draft 'em. Hang 'em. Repeat. A sound strategy.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 3 роки тому +539

    A more successful (but insane) trial tactic involving guns in court: In the 1800s, lawyer Temple Lea Houston successfully defended a client accused of shooting a man in cold blood. His argument was that the man killed in self-defense, because the victim was a bitter rival who was going to shoot and kill his client. He demonstrated this by *pulling out a gun and firing at the jury,* causing them to scatter and panic. After the ruckus calmed down, he revealed that the gun was loaded with blanks. He wanted to show how quickly easily a gunman could shoot you if you didn't act fast, which is why his client had to pull a Han Solo and shoot first.
    Also, the jury was initially rigged with the dead man's friends, but when the gunfire caused them to flee into the streets, they mingled with the public and were thus disqualified from jury duty. The next jury was more favorable to Houston's client, who was acquitted.

    • @draexian530
      @draexian530 2 роки тому +48

      Compelling.

    • @Ange1ofD4rkness
      @Ange1ofD4rkness 2 роки тому +59

      I might have risked being tackled by the Balliff to table that Lawyer for a stunt like that

    • @ManiaMac1613
      @ManiaMac1613 Рік тому +21

      There's more than one state where a defense like that might still work.

    • @alpacaofthemountain8760
      @alpacaofthemountain8760 Рік тому +1

      Wow

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 Рік тому +2

      @@Ange1ofD4rknessOh yes, run at the man with the gun, why don’t you try that, tell us how it worked out?

  • @alexaurorus9767
    @alexaurorus9767 3 роки тому +1538

    “You might ask yourself ‘How was it possible for Clement Vallandingham to shoot himself’ Well...”
    No, Devin!! We believe you! It’s already happened three times, I’m not asking how!

    • @michaeledmunds7266
      @michaeledmunds7266 3 роки тому +100

      You gotta admit, that would make for an exciting final video.

    • @awesomeninja1311
      @awesomeninja1311 3 роки тому +23

      Is this a tomska refrence?

    • @psychopompous489
      @psychopompous489 3 роки тому +10

      @@awesomeninja1311 Is that a pigeon reference?

    • @draexian530
      @draexian530 2 роки тому +16

      @@psychopompous489 Is any of this a JoJo's reference?

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 2 роки тому +5

      @@awesomeninja1311 oh my god what happened

  • @captaincargoshorts5392
    @captaincargoshorts5392 2 роки тому +204

    “The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.” -Mark Twain

    • @archae108
      @archae108 Рік тому +3

      Damn right, four-fathoms

  • @mayahope8782
    @mayahope8782 3 роки тому +2346

    "Do I at least get a chance to explain myself?”
    “This is America- so no.”
    "This isn't America! This is OHIO!"

    • @krissp8712
      @krissp8712 3 роки тому +49

      Since when??
      _Always has been._

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 3 роки тому +12

      Nice reference

    • @dennis1954
      @dennis1954 3 роки тому +37

      @@krissp8712 Ohio didn't officially become a state until 1953. It was declared a state in 1803, but didn't get the presidential stamp of approval until President Dwight Eisenhower signed off. He back-dated the declaration to the original date. Source: Mental Floss

    • @dromie5059
      @dromie5059 3 роки тому +6

      No this is Patrick

    • @nothanksguy
      @nothanksguy 3 роки тому +8

      A scott the woz fan

  • @allanlt1
    @allanlt1 3 роки тому +841

    Sentences at the time were so cruel.
    "I sentence you to Ohio"
    Chilling

    • @hatemteirelbar9510
      @hatemteirelbar9510 3 роки тому +5

      CLEAR8thamendmentchallenge

    • @PronatorTendon
      @PronatorTendon 3 роки тому +9

      I've never seen dirtier forest than I have in Ohio. Just trees covered with dirt. Everywhere

    • @Azivegu
      @Azivegu 3 роки тому +28

      Patrick Henry: "Give me liberty or give me death!"
      Judge: "You get Ohio."
      Patrick Henry: "ahhhh shit..."

    • @FrozenSpaceYT
      @FrozenSpaceYT 3 роки тому +4

      Atleast he wasn't sentenced to Brazil (Brazilian btw and its a joke for the people who take this serious)

    • @allanlt1
      @allanlt1 3 роки тому

      @@FrozenSpaceYT True story. BUT NOT FOR LONG SINCE BIG DICK LULA IS BACK BABY.

  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio 3 роки тому +578

    "He was sentenced to Ohio" That falls under cruel and unusual punishment.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому +34

      Definitely falls under unusual, but not very cruel considering some are sentenced to New Jersey.

    • @AAA-qm9km
      @AAA-qm9km 3 роки тому +29

      @@wta1518 that's like saying that a certain form of torture isn't cruel because some are worse.

  • @Dachusblot
    @Dachusblot 3 роки тому +726

    It's both depressing and weirdly comforting to know that humanity was just as much of a hot mess back then as we are today.

    • @MalloonTarka
      @MalloonTarka 3 роки тому +78

      Learning history gives an unmatched sense of perspective.

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person 3 роки тому +48

      And yet people act like we are worse now then we were, even though that's demonstrably false.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +23

      @@bored_person I mean it really depends on place, time, and social/class position.

    • @zashgekido5616
      @zashgekido5616 3 роки тому +6

      @@DeathnoteBB Does it really though?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +14

      @@zashgekido5616 Yes, of course.

  • @literalsarcasm1830
    @literalsarcasm1830 3 роки тому +777

    "General Burnside. You have been found guilty of being a lousy general and are hereby sentenced to...OHIO"

    • @gryffin6082
      @gryffin6082 3 роки тому +49

      Dear God

    • @JSSell25
      @JSSell25 3 роки тому +48

      What the hell happened to banning cruel and unusual punishment?

    • @vituperation
      @vituperation 3 роки тому +8

      "Death! By exile."

    • @tshoemake5945
      @tshoemake5945 3 роки тому +9

      Better than detroit

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 роки тому +9

      *NO! NOT OHIO!!!!*

  • @tedpowles7819
    @tedpowles7819 3 роки тому +161

    My grandma once did something of similar nature, just safer. Got her diet Pepsi, fumbled it, and spilled it all over herself. When asked how she did that, she used her new cup of Pepsi and demonstrated....by accidentally spilling it on herself yet again in the same fashion. For the rest of the night every sentence spoken involved laughter. Good times.

  • @loganstrong5426
    @loganstrong5426 3 роки тому +776

    This is like the real life equivalent of the Tomska skit "What Happened?" Every time someone asks what happened, they demonstrate the person shooting themselves, only to shoot themselves.

    • @_theShank
      @_theShank 3 роки тому +86

      Wait I'm confused, what happened?
      Well you see he picked up the gun like this and *bang*

    • @spaghettidoneright1229
      @spaghettidoneright1229 3 роки тому +31

      Oh no, my twin brother !!

    • @paracosm-cc
      @paracosm-cc 3 роки тому +21

      @@spaghettidoneright1229 Oh no, MY twin brother!

    • @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
      @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 3 роки тому +27

      "Mommy, what happened to dad?"
      "Well you see honey"

    • @JMZReview
      @JMZReview 3 роки тому +10

      How come so many people know about this video lmao

  • @thexalon
    @thexalon 3 роки тому +615

    The Animaniacs said it best a long time ago: "All is strange and vague." "Are we dead?" "Or is this Ohio?" Of course, in Vallandigham's case, both!

    • @erinfinn2273
      @erinfinn2273 3 роки тому +23

      There are no places other than Ohio. There is just Ohio, and your proximity to it.

    • @andydrosky4846
      @andydrosky4846 3 роки тому +8

      @@erinfinn2273 As someone from Ohio, can confirm.

    • @dakuwolfie103
      @dakuwolfie103 3 роки тому +1

      @@andydrosky4846 where at in Ohio I’m in piqua

    • @gamerleal9265
      @gamerleal9265 3 роки тому +2

      Bugs Bunny : I give up, Mr. Fudd. Why is the state of Ohio different?
      Elmer Fudd : Because it's high in the middle and wound on both ends! O-HI-O!
      *Fudd always pronounces his R's as W's.

  • @jordanthejq12
    @jordanthejq12 3 роки тому +225

    OBJECTION!
    The plural of "Jedi" is "Jedi."
    That said, that joke earned my sub. Well done.

    • @King_Stranger
      @King_Stranger 3 роки тому +7

      @Sarcastic Dude get your dark ways out of here

    • @psychopompous489
      @psychopompous489 3 роки тому +4

      @Sarcastic Dude OBJECTION! The singular of "The Jedi" is "Luke Skywalker."

  • @skipatrolslayer
    @skipatrolslayer 3 роки тому +553

    "Florida Man shoots Himself To Prove A Point." Never change Florida Man. lol

    • @vincentgrass6531
      @vincentgrass6531 3 роки тому +35

      Florida man shoots himself, notices two days later

    • @RustyDust101
      @RustyDust101 3 роки тому +17

      Well, THAT Florida Man definitely changed. From alive to dead...

    • @aperson9430
      @aperson9430 3 роки тому +7

      @@RustyDust101 but still the same inside.

    • @TheKitKatThe
      @TheKitKatThe 3 роки тому +1

      @@aperson9430 well, maybe missing a bit of blood and brains. and skull. and other stuff but hey, still mostly the same!

    • @aperson9430
      @aperson9430 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheKitKatThe Im sorry, were you trying to say something with all that incoherent rambling you just did. Are you having a stroke? Can the stroke happen faster?

  • @gabrielledebourg2487
    @gabrielledebourg2487 3 роки тому +452

    Say what you will, that was an argument to die for.

  • @Donteatacowman
    @Donteatacowman 3 роки тому +162

    "You might ask yourself, how was it possible that Clement Vallandigham actually shot himself?" DEVIN NO DON'T DO IT

  • @jacoL8
    @jacoL8 3 роки тому +507

    You HAVE to look at the Kentucky lawyer who stormed off out of a zoom court after the judge called her out on her fake claims of her client

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 3 роки тому +19

      👀 I’d love a vid on that

    • @KaelHankins
      @KaelHankins 3 роки тому +4

      Absolutely

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 3 роки тому +25

      Whoah, I just found the clip (Shameka O'Neil, 7-ish mins posted by David Byrne) and... aahahahaha. Uh. Gods.

    • @J_Stronsky
      @J_Stronsky 3 роки тому +3

      @@tirsden Thanks for the source. Wow ... that's ... something haha

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon 3 роки тому +14

      @@tirsden thanks for the names, found it fast because of that, that was.. special. And the looks of those ladies after she storms off, the "OMGWTF" is all over their faces!

  • @ugoeze7360
    @ugoeze7360 3 роки тому +256

    “Vallandigham was dead set on proving this theory correct to his co-counsel”.
    *gives an ‘Agatha All Along’ wink*

  • @theogeitondasamphilochos5630
    @theogeitondasamphilochos5630 3 роки тому +123

    As a firearm enthusiast, a few additional notes:
    - apparently the gun was basically typical percussion revolver, which means that checking whether each chamber was loaded or not was very difficult cuz these chamber were blind holes unlike modern metallic cartridge revolver where you can see bases of your cartridges in its bored-through chambers, but checking whether accidental discharge could happen or not was actually very easy; Just check your percussion caps! If there had been no percussion caps in his revolver, he wouldn't have accidentally discharge it into his stomach even if it is loaded...
    - "Original" objective of NRA was basically "educating ppl how to shoot rifle properly and accurately for hunting and recreational target shooting via private enterprise (cuz gov was always slow to do anything) and hopefully it would improve overall quality improvement of shooting capability of US army's men." One of the reasons why Burnside was chosen as the first president was the fact that he was actually very good gun designer (ofc another was the fact he learned rather horrendous shooting capability of US army's men in kinda traumatic way)

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 2 роки тому

      right, the nra has changed even more than the democratic and republican parties.

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox 3 роки тому +553

    “Everything repeats over and over again. No one learns anything, because no one lives long enough to see the pattern.” - Marceline, Adventure Time. Wise words from a kid's TV show.

    • @kennethcook9406
      @kennethcook9406 3 роки тому +26

      Of course, only an immortal vampire would actually see that.
      For further confirmation, just look at Babette from the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim!
      She LOOKS like she's 10 years old, but she's ACTUALLY well over 300, and a Vampire!
      She's been around long enough to see the true nature of things. And she actually uses her young appearance as a weapon.
      She understands that her child appearance automatically puts EVERYONE off-guard, which makes her a nearly perfect assassin.
      Not to mention what she says that she did to someone who ACTUALLY tried to take advantage of her.

    • @SynthApprentice
      @SynthApprentice 3 роки тому +7

      Everything stays, but it still changes.

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому +4

      What did Santayana say about history? I forget.

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 роки тому +1

      @@Psiberzerker *4-weeks-delayed rimshot. That repeats itself every 4 weeks*

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 роки тому +2

      @ExDeeXD Music people that choose to abuse the pattern didn't really understand it as well as they thought.

  • @Nimelennar
    @Nimelennar 3 роки тому +164

    "I know you think that lawyers are super smart..."
    You believe I still think that after the US tour of Rudy and the Krakens?

    • @ganashal
      @ganashal 3 роки тому +8

      I was doing something else while this was playing in the background and I had to rewind and see if he'd popped up any imagery behind that sentence lol

  • @JV-the-Tossh
    @JV-the-Tossh 3 роки тому +164

    This guy had a WILD life. Like, yeah, knew the whole "best defense ever" story, but not the rest of his life.
    This was a wild story from start to finish.

  • @PenelopeStoneVT
    @PenelopeStoneVT 3 роки тому +357

    "A lawyer is only as good as their last cup of coffee." Godot from Phoenix Wright, best attorney, confirmed.

    • @victoriandino
      @victoriandino 2 роки тому +7

      Oh my gosh I thought the exact same thing

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +4

      Question: is a cup of gourmet coffee that's been poisoned good... or bad?

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 Рік тому +8

      @@benjaminoechsli1941Good, it’ll keep you caffeinated for the rest of your life

  • @georgerabadi6965
    @georgerabadi6965 3 роки тому +605

    I get it Burnside was a poor general, but thst doesn't give Lincoln the right to violate the 8th Amendment. Like, sentenced him to Ohio?? If that's not cruel and unusual, idk what is

    • @Real28
      @Real28 3 роки тому +1

      Depends on where.

    • @clrobinson1776
      @clrobinson1776 3 роки тому +7

      Hey! Wait a minute! I’m from Ohio. Haven’t lived there in years. um.... 😶

    • @georgerabadi6965
      @georgerabadi6965 3 роки тому +22

      @@clrobinson1776 as a proud Michigander, screw Ohio

    • @ninjafahita
      @ninjafahita 3 роки тому +2

      I heard he knew he would do a terrible job and refused to be a general several times

    • @CFG-eb3my
      @CFG-eb3my 3 роки тому +2

      @@ninjafahita half right

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 3 роки тому +71

    "If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there."
    - Anton Chekhov

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 2 роки тому +19

      It's a surprise tool that'll come in handy later
      - Mickey Mouse, picture of Anton Chekhov unrelated

  • @noecarrier5035
    @noecarrier5035 3 роки тому +237

    "Take him to... Ohio!"
    "Oh god, no! Not Ohio! Anything but Ohio! Get your hands off me! No!"

    • @cmorris9494
      @cmorris9494 3 роки тому +2

      Would you rather go to New Jersey

    • @noecarrier5035
      @noecarrier5035 3 роки тому +7

      @@cmorris9494 Hmm, could be worse. Could be Detroit!

    • @nonna_sof5889
      @nonna_sof5889 3 роки тому +2

      @@noecarrier5035 Or Florida!

    • @peterblood50
      @peterblood50 3 роки тому +4

      If you're going to complain, we'll make it CLEVELAND OHIO!!!

    • @noecarrier5035
      @noecarrier5035 3 роки тому +7

      @@peterblood50 "You monsters! How can you live with yourselves?? This is cruel and unusual!"

  • @benjaminbrand3714
    @benjaminbrand3714 3 роки тому +301

    Me: *lazily scrolling through UA-cam*
    Legal Eagle: “Have you ever heard the tragedy of Clement Vallandigham?”

    • @pugpug6425
      @pugpug6425 3 роки тому +64

      I thought not. It's not a story the NRA would tell you..

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 3 роки тому +22

      “He could save his client from death, but not himself. At least until the next bar fight, anyways...”

    • @finnpeterson4335
      @finnpeterson4335 3 роки тому +23

      Darth Vallandingham was a dark lord of the confederacy, so powerful and so unwise that he could influence bullets to create... Death.

    • @calebgoodman8729
      @calebgoodman8729 3 роки тому +13

      "Is it possible to learn this power?"
      "Not from the plaintiff."

    • @michellelaroche2189
      @michellelaroche2189 3 роки тому +3

      @@pugpug6425 then again, I don't listen to anything the NRA says anyway....

  • @Unicron187
    @Unicron187 3 роки тому +218

    "Florida man accidentally shoots himself, notices two days later" XD

    • @Vulcanwoman
      @Vulcanwoman 3 роки тому +3

      Of course he did.

    • @edene.4870
      @edene.4870 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, that's the one I want the answer to, badly! How on earth does that work?! Did the man not have the ability to feel pain or something?! 🤯

  • @thescholarsjourney661
    @thescholarsjourney661 3 роки тому +145

    Me seeing the title: is this the guy who proved someone accidentally shot themselves by accidentally shooting himself?
    Me after watching the video: Called it!

    • @MalloonTarka
      @MalloonTarka 3 роки тому +2

      Ditto!

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 3 роки тому

      A death so stupid, it is officially considered one of these:
      ua-cam.com/video/Pl2--uPEsy4/v-deo.html

  • @DustyBlind
    @DustyBlind 3 роки тому +357

    Vallandigham: "Tom Myers accidentally shot himself."
    Prosecution: "Objection. Speculation."
    Vallandigham: "My god! I've shot myself!"
    Judge: "Overruled!"

  • @OverlordMake
    @OverlordMake 3 роки тому +47

    Wow! I heard of "the layer that accidentaly shot Himself, prooving His client's innocence", but I had no idea of all the crasyness surrounding that story!
    Great video Legal Eagle !

    • @CC-bu2gv
      @CC-bu2gv 2 роки тому

      oh a layer did that too?

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able Рік тому

      when you capitalize "His" like that it sounds like the lawyer in question is God

  • @melaniemagolan2241
    @melaniemagolan2241 3 роки тому +137

    I had to pause and laugh over that orange sliding in. I don't know why, but that really got me today; it had me rolling!
    ETA: Devin and I must be on the same wavelength today. When he said "Order 38" I murmured "execute order 66!" in the Emperor's voice only to realize Devin was making the same joke.

    • @rcknbob1
      @rcknbob1 3 роки тому +3

      At least he didn't go for the depths of "Execute Order 69." Or 34...

    • @empathy_is_only_human
      @empathy_is_only_human 3 роки тому

      @Melanie Magolan, I was right there with you Melanie.

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 3 роки тому

      What was with the orange? I understood the jokes but I'm not getting the orange reference. I'm scrolling through the comment section to find out.

    • @melaniemagolan2241
      @melaniemagolan2241 3 роки тому

      @@EweChewBrrr01 The former president’s skin color.

    • @empathy_is_only_human
      @empathy_is_only_human 3 роки тому

      @@EweChewBrrr01 It represents Trump and his orange appearance from his makeup.

  • @Trevg979
    @Trevg979 3 роки тому +51

    The order 66 joke was so perfect, I started making it in my own head, then DJ swooped in and knocked it out of the park.

  • @smatt7771
    @smatt7771 3 роки тому +56

    The dancing skeleton during the "last words" segment absolutely killed me

  • @justrusty
    @justrusty 3 роки тому +110

    "The Universe has a dark sense of Humor" - Many years ago my niece and three others were in an auto accident that left them severely injured, except the male driver of the car at fault, who was miraculously unhurt. The next day, while the 3 young women were in the hospital, he was complaining to his friends that he had no car to drive. Then he hopped on his bicycle and rode down the street, promptly hit something, fell off, and broke his jaw. Occasionally, rarely unfortunately, the universe shows its dark sense of humor.

    • @laurahubbard6906
      @laurahubbard6906 3 роки тому +7

      Karma is real.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 3 роки тому

      i thought he was going to be run over by a truck

  • @rom65536
    @rom65536 3 роки тому +115

    When I was 6 years old, my dad taught me the first rule of firearm safety - don't point a gun at anything you don't want shot.
    Immediately after, he taught me the second rule: Every gun ever is loaded. Always. No matter if you just checked it, it's loaded.

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 3 роки тому +2

      6?

    • @rom65536
      @rom65536 3 роки тому +21

      @@robertjarman3703 I was a late bloomer.

    • @ImLuna_az
      @ImLuna_az 2 роки тому +4

      That’s smart, good safety tips from him, but… why were you learning about guns as a child?

    • @rom65536
      @rom65536 2 роки тому +19

      @@ImLuna_az ...uhm...so I would...uhm....know gun safety?
      Why wouldn't you teach a child gun safety? What? Do you want children not being safe around guns?

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 2 роки тому

      @@rom65536 Can't be annoyed by children if there are no children, lol. Seriously though, most of the world doesn't trust anyone with guns at all. Significant amounts of people can't even look before crossing a road, so keeping the magic boom-sticks out of their caveman hands is probably a good idea.

  • @voided1746
    @voided1746 3 роки тому +14

    The thing that interests me the most about Abe Lincoln is how he's taught in different stages. Elementary and middle school, he was the president that abolished slavery. High school, his motives were to preserve the Union, with or without the abolishing of slavery, but as the war went on, he had to make the abolishing of slavery a main outcome of the war due to Britain looking sus. Then in College, he was even more complex, now you learn about how tyrannical he became during the war, like suppressing the press. He starts as a saint and ends as a complex character who is imperfect, but generally still a good man with the good of the nation in his heart. He's definitely one of my favorite presidents to learn about

  • @AnimatronicBadgerlord
    @AnimatronicBadgerlord 3 роки тому +162

    Won't lie, it did take me a quick second to understand why a sliced orange floated across the screen. Then it made me laugh.

    • @bluephreakr
      @bluephreakr 3 роки тому +2

      Shit's gonna age like milk though.

    • @River-pg1uk
      @River-pg1uk 3 роки тому +31

      @@bluephreakr more like a good keg of whiskey.

    • @alemorenopaez
      @alemorenopaez 3 роки тому +2

      What's the catch?? I don't get it haha. I'm from Paraguay, sorry.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 3 роки тому +10

      It’s a passive nod to Trump...

    • @stephendonovan9084
      @stephendonovan9084 3 роки тому +13

      @@alemorenopaez “Orange man” is a meme-y nickname for a certain ex-president. And I do mean president with a small ‘p’.

  • @serioushex3893
    @serioushex3893 3 роки тому +45

    He forgot the first two rules of gun safety: Treat all firearms as if they're loaded, and never point a gun at anything you're not willing to destroy.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 3 роки тому +7

      The stages of cocky downfall.
      Treat all guns as if they are loaded.
      Treat all guns the same, regardless of if they are loaded or not.
      Treat loaded guns as if they are empty.

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 3 роки тому +5

      Also know what is behind your target, in case the bullet isn't stopped.

  • @haydenhyslop1594
    @haydenhyslop1594 3 роки тому +20

    True story; Ambrose Burnside was in fact the person who made sideburns a common phrase for that specific facial hair configuration. For you see the man was a notorious drunk (in addition to a failure as a military commander). He once got so completely trashed he messed up his own name while introducing himself to a foreign dignitary. He introduced himself as General Sideburns.

  • @celestiallions4050
    @celestiallions4050 3 роки тому +295

    "Just... don't"
    ***Immediately checks comments for dumpster fires***

    • @jiralishu
      @jiralishu 3 роки тому +8

      Me too.

    • @OberstFeldwebel43
      @OberstFeldwebel43 3 роки тому +13

      Same reason I am here, people spouting historical bits without proper context or knowledge of the shift in where "left" and "right" now lay

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 роки тому +1

      @@OberstFeldwebel43 can I get uhhhhh *A SOUTHERN STRATEGY*?????

  • @aracthabar
    @aracthabar 3 роки тому +160

    I almost did a spit-take with my coffee when the orange showed up.

    • @mattwoodard2535
      @mattwoodard2535 3 роки тому +8

      It's a great way of saying something, without having to say a work. sm

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 3 роки тому +3

      People are really entertained by the same orange-man joke years later.

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 3 роки тому +8

      Hope you learned something from this episode, and your next spittake is provided by the finest local coffee from Trade.

  • @UnreliableAdvice4all
    @UnreliableAdvice4all 2 роки тому +22

    3:50
    "Sentenced him to... Ohio"
    OBJECTION: the Supreme Court has ruled against the use of cruel and unusual punishment.

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 3 роки тому +212

    "hey sometimes guns go off on accident, isn't that what you're trying to prove actually?"
    "Nah it'll be fine."
    -self inflicted gunshot lawyer and his colleague

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST 3 роки тому +10

      "Rip to the guy who I'm trying to defend against by arguing he shot himself, but I'm different."

    • @bendystrawz2832
      @bendystrawz2832 3 роки тому +6

      "Well either nothing happens or I win the case by default. Either way, it's checkmate."

  • @johnsayles8032
    @johnsayles8032 3 роки тому +299

    OBJECTION! No real objections, I was just hoping since you cover fictional suits you might want to take a look at The Life and Crimes of Scrooge McDuck

  • @Archgeek0
    @Archgeek0 3 роки тому +12

    For anyone wondering if this was before the invention of the safety or something, it would seem the answer is yes. Some googling indicates teh first grip safeties were developed in the 1880s (intended "childproof" certain guns), with other designs gaining popularity in the 1890s and into the 1900s.

  • @Real28
    @Real28 3 роки тому +35

    "the beatings will continue until morality improves"
    I love this deep cut.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 3 роки тому +4

      Morale, but yes

    • @jiralishu
      @jiralishu 3 роки тому +5

      @@mariag.8242 But if you slide morality in there, it still works. So that's neat.

  • @BigDaddyWes
    @BigDaddyWes 3 роки тому +51

    Always a good day when Legal Eagle uploads a video more than a minute long.

  • @minerharry
    @minerharry 3 роки тому +26

    12:28 I swear to god I thought he was going to say “well, he took a gun like this one and WHOOPS”

  • @MrCaome
    @MrCaome 3 роки тому +34

    "I know you think lawyers are super-smart"
    Me looking at the senate and congress that consist mostly of lawyers. "Nope"

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 3 роки тому +7

      Most of them are smart. They make themselves look incompetent and say stujpid things to appeal to a certain base, while actively working for their own ends, and flip-flopping as the need arises. There are quite a number, however, who got elected due to pure extremist rhetoric, and barely have a high school education, especially in the House.

  • @beskamir5977
    @beskamir5977 3 роки тому +40

    I think this is another perfect case of what can only be best described as "the only difference between fiction and history is that fiction has to make sense". This seemed like something straight out of a drug trip.

  • @CaeserOct
    @CaeserOct 3 роки тому +43

    Legal Eagle: “Now we look at lawyers who have significantly sacrificed themselves for their clients”
    Rudy Giuliani and Michael Cohen: “Oh hello”

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 роки тому +14

      At this point, calling them lawyers is a bit debatable with how much they've discredited themselves.

  • @WhaleManMan
    @WhaleManMan 3 роки тому +81

    Wait, he plotted to overthrow the government and then was just like "well that didnt work, guess I'll be a regular lawyer"

    • @Renoistic
      @Renoistic 3 роки тому +19

      Well, considering what happened recently at the senate I'm not surprised.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +10

      Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr _did_ manage to overthrow the current government and also went “Well that worked, guess I’ll be a regular lawyer”

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 3 роки тому +2

      It's astounding to me to see him get treated with such kids' gloves. Fortunately, we've moved far from the 1800s, these days a public official surely would be at the very least impeached for inciting a riot, right?

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 3 роки тому

      @@Arrakiz666
      Haha very funny original joke

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 3 роки тому

      @@WhaleManMan Hey, it was good for Legal Eagle, it's good for me.

  • @ncc74656m
    @ncc74656m 3 роки тому +174

    Lots of crickets there. Should look into an exterminator for that Florida citrus problem, lol.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому

      Careful how you phrase that, given the symbolism.

  • @matthewstone7218
    @matthewstone7218 3 роки тому +49

    "A lawyer is only as good as his last cup of coffee" - best Segway ever

    • @kcguy8864
      @kcguy8864 3 роки тому +2

      *Segue

    • @matthewstone7218
      @matthewstone7218 3 роки тому +1

      @@kcguy8864 I spelt it like that and there was a redline... I figured that people would get what I mean

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 роки тому +1

      @@matthewstone7218 the Segway is the cool but totally dorky thing you ride. Fun fact, the creator of the Segway died when he rode one off a cliff trying to prove how quickly it can stop

    • @ImmortanDan
      @ImmortanDan 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like something Godot would say

    • @kcguy8864
      @kcguy8864 3 роки тому +1

      @@matthewstone7218 I'm sure we did.. & *I* wrote that so you would know how to spell it from now on.. helpin u out

  • @ryanunderwood1798
    @ryanunderwood1798 3 роки тому +26

    Can we all appreciate the funky dancing skeleton at 10:19, and adamantly petition Devin to include this character in more future videos?

  • @hankpecker7503
    @hankpecker7503 3 роки тому +151

    Being a lawyer is a dangerous job.

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 3 роки тому

      Can promise you won't go hungry

    • @DonPeyote420
      @DonPeyote420 3 роки тому +2

      Jokes aside, at least 61 lawyers had been killed in the Philippines under Duterte, out of which 26 were work-related killings, 15 drug related, only 12 personal and 15 unknown.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому

      Not as dangerous as in the Middle ages when trial by combat was official and the lawyer was hired to fight, not talk.

  • @scash285
    @scash285 3 роки тому +141

    That’s amazing he used an Orange representing a “public official with baseless conspiracy theories” in today’s world! LOL

    • @bextomoose
      @bextomoose 3 роки тому +10

      And accepting political defeat... life hasn't changed as much as you might think

    • @dinkusstinkus4396
      @dinkusstinkus4396 3 роки тому +10

      Well yk the historical democrats where very similar politically to modern republicans

    • @biomancer3166
      @biomancer3166 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks for the explanation, I was wracking my mind trying to understand how an orange, of all objects ould possibly be related to baseless political conspiracies and rejection of the vote.

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 3 роки тому +2

      It's not that amazing

    • @scash285
      @scash285 3 роки тому

      @@WhaleManMan I was pointing out the obvious at that time lol

  • @lillianward2810
    @lillianward2810 3 роки тому +43

    I have seen soap operas with fewer dramatic twists than this guy’s biography. And the kinda death my dad would have told me about as a weird one-liner as a kid.

    • @CC-bu2gv
      @CC-bu2gv 2 роки тому +1

      a one liner?, how do u fit that all in in one line?

  • @atomicpork
    @atomicpork 3 роки тому +37

    "I know you think lawyers are super smart..."

  • @fredhenry101
    @fredhenry101 2 роки тому +1

    I was actually needing a coffee subscription soon, hopefully me using the code still helps you out! Been listening to a lot of your videos in the background lately, really enjoy the way you take complex legal topics and break them down to be digestible, without it feeling "dumbed down." You're just explaining it in plain language, and it makes it so much easier to understand, while still being entertaining. It's a fine line to walk, and you walk it well. Well done, sir!

  • @mapphew1995
    @mapphew1995 3 роки тому +51

    Fun fact, that hotel he shot himself still exists. It's also a restaurant where they serve a peanut butter barbeque bacon cheeseburger and is currently owned by the family of US Senator Rob Portman.

  • @christiantangvald1054
    @christiantangvald1054 3 роки тому +98

    Statement: the star wars reference is much appreciated

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 3 роки тому +5

      Amused agreement: I absolutely concur, meatbag.

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 Рік тому +2

    4:03 This is infinitely funnier due to how you don’t even change your tone. It took me a second to realize what was happening.

  • @Elitistb616
    @Elitistb616 3 роки тому +141

    Ah, yes, the "I'm a responsible gun owner" statement that I hear so often in my state.

    • @nonna_sof5889
      @nonna_sof5889 3 роки тому +20

      Would that be the state of denial or delusion?

    • @Elitistb616
      @Elitistb616 3 роки тому +4

      @@nonna_sof5889 Hahaha, that's what I normally think when I hear it said.

    • @ToniGlick
      @ToniGlick 3 роки тому +6

      Oooo let me guess: Florida? Texas? Alabama?

    • @Elitistb616
      @Elitistb616 3 роки тому +3

      @@ToniGlick Hey, that's 3 guesses! All wrong, but close. OK.

    • @jiralishu
      @jiralishu 3 роки тому

      @@Elitistb616 Louisiana?

  • @inefffable
    @inefffable 3 роки тому +156

    One thing you realize as you learn more about American history:
    It's always been bad. And is only marginally better today.

    • @Derkosson
      @Derkosson 3 роки тому +9

      That is true of the world in general.

    • @Currumpaw
      @Currumpaw 3 роки тому +7

      Eh, "better" is relative, unfortunately. Depends on who you are.

    • @MCHelios618
      @MCHelios618 3 роки тому +16

      @@Currumpaw No, pretty much no matter who you are, you're better off today in America than you would have been any time in history

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 роки тому +4

      "The past was the worst." Simon Whistler

    • @gunlovingurls9200
      @gunlovingurls9200 3 роки тому +7

      Eh you can walk into a grocery and get your food. Women aren’t dying in child birth like they used to. Etc. Even with all the chaos in the world humans are doing the best they have ever done.

  • @rogerroger9952
    @rogerroger9952 3 роки тому +18

    "... and sentence him to Ohio" is possibly the funniest thing I've heard all day.

  • @Mr44magnum0706
    @Mr44magnum0706 3 роки тому +75

    “Commence Order 66”.... “Sir wrong order”

    • @luvdisneyv
      @luvdisneyv 3 роки тому +2

      This should go to and stay at 66 likes

    • @Solrock810
      @Solrock810 3 роки тому

      Ok i will not ruin it

  • @michellelaroche2189
    @michellelaroche2189 3 роки тому +235

    "Politicians just gracefully accept the results of a lost election".... Haha, dying laughing!

    • @Scientist93
      @Scientist93 3 роки тому +11

      Clement Valladingham: not laughing

    • @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline
      @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline 3 роки тому +27

      *Orange slowly appears in the background of the screen*

    • @paulgreenleaf7908
      @paulgreenleaf7908 3 роки тому +2

      @Harambe Catcher I can't tell if you are serious.

    • @paulgreenleaf7908
      @paulgreenleaf7908 3 роки тому +7

      Also, he talks about baseless conspiracy theories, and yet another orange appears.

    • @paulgreenleaf7908
      @paulgreenleaf7908 3 роки тому +7

      @Harambe Catcher Honestly, this just proves how immature Trump supporters are.

  • @shopnil4
    @shopnil4 3 роки тому +35

    This reminds me of the bit where a police officer asks how someone died, and the other officer shot themselves, demonstrating how the person died, and it just kept repeating as more officers came in.

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 роки тому +5

      So what happened?

    • @SylviaPoP
      @SylviaPoP 3 роки тому +7

      Well , he picked up the gun. Put it to his head and **bang**

  • @davidwright7193
    @davidwright7193 3 роки тому +29

    Burnside was a brilliant General who could snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому

      Didn't he warn the army that he would be a bad choice for a General, yet accept when hearing who the alternative was?

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 3 роки тому +136

    "General Sherman. The time has come.
    Execute order 66."
    "Yes, Mr President"

    • @SmellyUnfortunate007
      @SmellyUnfortunate007 3 роки тому +6

      *Seige of Mandalore Flashbacks*

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 роки тому +3

      @@SmellyUnfortunate007 *PTSD of Sherman's march to the sea.*

    • @kieranwrightstone2199
      @kieranwrightstone2199 3 роки тому +2

      Actually he more or less carried it out himself though...

    • @romancultist6089
      @romancultist6089 3 роки тому +3

      I'll never get enough enjoyment from witnessing the butthurt that Sherman inspired in the South.

  • @Veecy
    @Veecy 3 роки тому +6

    This man is throwing nonstop shade at modern politics and I'm living for it

    • @johnmoler5613
      @johnmoler5613 3 роки тому +3

      Nah he’s throwing nonstop shade specifically at trump. It was funny at first. It’s been in every video and I’m kinda getting bored of it.

    • @Veecy
      @Veecy 3 роки тому

      @@johnmoler5613 A lot of it was at Trump, but there was more broad stuff too

    • @johnmoler5613
      @johnmoler5613 3 роки тому +1

      @@Veecy I mean yea there was some broad stuff but I’m kind tired of the orange jokes. Again, it was funny at first, but it feels like now it’s just being drawn out for no reason. He’s not president anymore. He’s already been banned from Twitter. It’s the equivalent of a dead joke.

  • @tooawesomepeoples1
    @tooawesomepeoples1 3 роки тому +54

    At the very end for the sponsor: "You might ask yourself, 'How was it possible that Clement Vallandigham actually shot himself', well-"
    Not gonna lie, I half expected Devon to pull out a prop pistol and say "Allow me to demonstrate..."

    • @ToniGlick
      @ToniGlick 3 роки тому +8

      Some laywer are smart, Devon's one of those.

  • @aipaloovik
    @aipaloovik 3 роки тому +78

    The Thriller dancing skeleton is just icing on the cake, lol.

    • @dabullzfan25
      @dabullzfan25 3 роки тому

      Check out Stephen Colbert and The Bone Zone to see them all in action.

  • @erodoeht4666
    @erodoeht4666 3 роки тому +10

    "He sentenced him to Ohio."
    I'd pay to hear that type of punishment in a court of law lmao.

  • @melvinshine9841
    @melvinshine9841 3 роки тому +64

    The oranges alone are worth a "like". Couldn't imagine who they could be referring to...

  • @joeevans5770
    @joeevans5770 3 роки тому +263

    This is how I expect someone who supported the Confederacy would die

    • @SN0RL0X
      @SN0RL0X 3 роки тому +60

      He lived and died making bad decisions

    • @chrisprizzle278
      @chrisprizzle278 3 роки тому +23

      I'm just waiting till you get a bunch of Confederates posting replies

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 3 роки тому +1

      Tru

    • @user-bm9fo5kr1l
      @user-bm9fo5kr1l 3 роки тому +9

      @@chrisprizzle278 Don't think confederacy defenders would be watching videos like this.

    • @chrisppx
      @chrisppx 3 роки тому +20

      @@user-bm9fo5kr1l they’re not fans of smarter people questioning their racism

  • @JordanBeagle
    @JordanBeagle 2 роки тому +2

    10:20 That dancing skeleton 😂 Whoever thought law videos could be so much fun!

  • @johnhewitt365
    @johnhewitt365 3 роки тому +31

    My new favorite lawyer generalization: "A lawyer is only as good as their most recent cup of coffee!"

    • @elon4417
      @elon4417 3 роки тому +3

      Godot approves.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 роки тому +1

      That applies mostly to any job that requires a working brain. Though substitute "tea" in my case. 😄

    • @dokidoki6927
      @dokidoki6927 3 роки тому +2

      @@elon4417 *Phoenix Wright screaming in the distance*

  • @daemonspudguy
    @daemonspudguy 3 роки тому +82

    "Sentenced to... Ohio."
    The worst punishment there is! (This post is brought to you by an Ohioan.)

    • @maddie9602
      @maddie9602 3 роки тому +3

      Could be worse. You could be sentenced to Kansas
      -a Kansan
      Or worse yet, Missouri!
      -an ex-Missourian, who realized that even _Kansas_ is an improvement

    • @laurendoe168
      @laurendoe168 3 роки тому +3

      Or worse yet - Florida. We all know about "Florida man". - ex-Buckeye living in Florida.

    • @the4tierbridge
      @the4tierbridge 3 роки тому

      How is everyone forgetting Siberia! It’s a fate worse than death.

    • @pianotm
      @pianotm 3 роки тому

      No, the worst punishment there is would be Illinois. Missourian speaking.

    • @operationdeathhawk2458
      @operationdeathhawk2458 3 роки тому

      @@the4tierbridge Ohio is worse than Siberia coming from an Ohioan

  • @AAO2023
    @AAO2023 3 роки тому +3

    I love these videos! Because of your story-like videos my fellow 1Ls now know way more facts than they cared to know about poor Ms. Palsgraf and Mr. Katko and Mr. McDonough’s adventures. Please keep them coming!

  • @novideos9325
    @novideos9325 3 роки тому +76

    “Illegal votes denied him his term”. Where have I heard that one before

    • @castle9165
      @castle9165 3 роки тому +16

      It's almost like voting in an inexperienced, non-standardised and obviously flawed system with no computers leads to more easy voter fraud and with experience and modern technology people have had to find new ways of rigging like gerrymandering and foreign intervention!

    • @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641
      @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 3 роки тому +8

      You heard that on twitter, and from the losing party. Two sources that are obviously trustworthy and have no reason to lie lmfao

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 3 роки тому +8

      It was an issue back then. Kidnapping people, drugging them, forcing them to vote multiple times. Some people think that Edgar Allen Poe was used for fraudulent voting the day/night of his death. Although we’ll probably never know for sure what cause his death or what events lead up to it

    • @dorkangel1076
      @dorkangel1076 3 роки тому

      Bush vs Gore?

    • @Nerukenshi1233
      @Nerukenshi1233 3 роки тому

      @@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 actually, a fair bit of the winning party is wary of this too.
      Remember the primary how Bernie was winning all night and had a huge crowd, and at the last second the lights went out and Biden won.
      Also, have you the confidence to actually hear out folks like crowder who've found (by hand mind you) thousands of illegal votes? If not, do you really have any ground to stand on?

  • @PolicyThwonk
    @PolicyThwonk 3 роки тому +119

    Legal Eagle: "He got his client acquitted at the cost of his own life..."
    Me: "Ok a bit extreme"
    Legal Eagle: "...and then was found guilty of treason and exiled before sneaking back into his country in disguise."
    Me: "NANI?!"

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 3 роки тому +15

      So he slipped up a bit on chronology

    • @ishithachaganti2051
      @ishithachaganti2051 3 роки тому +3

      HAHA😄🤣😂😆 me too (confused anime face 🙎‍♀️)

    • @TernaryM01
      @TernaryM01 3 роки тому

      Perhaps he meant "then" as in "back then"...

  • @aspen8663
    @aspen8663 2 роки тому +1

    I wish you had a podcast, I would listen to it all day every day!

  • @That80sGuy1972
    @That80sGuy1972 3 роки тому +40

    **laughs in Repeated History**
    then
    **groans in the realization that it is in Repeated History**
    The Stupid... it not only lives but it seems to be immortal.

  • @FireLordVahn
    @FireLordVahn 3 роки тому +14

    This has big Oversimplified History vibes and I LOVE IT.

  • @Khaim.m
    @Khaim.m 3 роки тому +12

    0:18 OBJECTION! That flag has 50 stars. That is incorrect for 1871.