You have to spend money to make money (Balatro)
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
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We're balatro guys, of course we cover the score with our camera
I just started. Oh no
**insert something people say constantly**
"Am i humorous? Hahaha trust me, I'm very funny obviously"
🤡
@Hannah_The_Heretic If you dont like it, simply ignore it. You're consciously choosing to be angry about a comment on the internet, let people enjoy things.
@@Hannah_The_Heretic -2
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NL rolls worst face cam placement ever, asked to leave Local Thunk’s casino
Covering the score adds so much tension to this
New challenge run just dropped
@@JB-xl2jcreal
why are people complaining about the score being covered, just do the math in your head
+2 +3 +7 +10 Again! +10 +11
You, him, me, you, him, me, you!
How many points is a level 1 Ace,1,2,3,4 straight?
@soccrstar4 204?
-1 ante -1 discard "might be a bit too much" while playing green joker... :(
Me trying not to be type A
I know rite? If he were to max green joker he needed to take that one to recoup the mistake of taking heiroglyph too early, which gimped green joker, sheesh.
I love how he NL always buys green joker and hieroglyph in ante 1 for scaling but the voucher gives you 9 extra mult for - 21 hands for the rest of the run
And because it scales you down half the time you only get +6 mult across the 3 extra rounds
I am screaming it would've evened out if he bought the tier 2 peteroglyph for 9 more hands
We're balatro guys, of course we forget that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
24:52 me when I'm stoned out of my ass looking for something to eat
so true
5:28 me when desiding wether or not I should get stoned
@@gold22silver +2
> minus 1 discard, I don't think I can
> literally never discards
Brother. Please
Brother is so cooked... And I'm lovin every minute of it Jerry! Lovin every minute of it..
@@MBoy2000_ you have a very cute pfp. Horny boi dipped in mama liz's cutie oil
“what more can you ask for” -> lose
We're Balatro Guys, of course we confuse Hologram with Throwback
Malf telling NL about green joker may have cursed us all for eternity
Green Joker enters the starting lineup and he slips into a waking sleep
15:24 Geologists discussing their favourite naturral processes
We're Green Joker guys, of course we don't take Petroglyph for no downside.
We're Ba[THE IRREPRESSIBLE EGG BLOCKS YOUR VIEW]ideo
10:58 You’re in the legion and Caligula declares war on Neptune
+2
I genuinely think this guys out to get us type As. Theres no other explanation for these last couple videos. Covering the score. Fumbling plays. He's trying to get rid of us.
Only a visionary like NL could have engineered that last run and only an egg like NL could’ve let it die with four double tags waiting in the wings.
The small blind on ante 6 had a mega pack on the skip that would’ve let him add 8 cards to his deck to get hologram up to x3.
It had 2 common jokers not standard packs
@@Murph978 Oh my bad if true. I saw what I wanted to see lol
There was a missed skip for "everything in the shop is free" with at least three double tags. And spectral packs can deliver a rare joker that sets money to 0, which means they're paying you to take a rare joker if you're in the minus.
Northern lion is the kind of guy who would beg for a vagabond joker but then cry when he has no money
00:00 When your a a neurosurgon and it's 5:01pm on Friday:
19:02 me after rustling the hornet's nest
The most insane balatro runs I’ve ever seen
Me when I'm supposed to give a talk on finance, but I don't have anything prepared.
We’re Balatro guys, of course we’re perpetually in debt
hitting the Lucky 10 with Cryptid and mostly invalidating Erosion in the process right before flaming out was top tier.
very ironic how the later run went. for most of the run there were very few choices that could be made, but the one choice that could've mattered he didn't go for. the 5 spectral packs would've likely caused hologram to pop off
We're balatro we don't take the spectral pack skip at --$20 for wraith or for adding cards for hologram or for immolate or ectoplasm or medium when we have vagabond
I can’t believe he did that
Takes green joker and in the course of 2 minutes, forgets about splash twice which 2 mult and discards 😂 gotta love NL
Thinking Hologram is Throwback the entire run is so funny
i see eternal superposition i click the video
that face cam is an eternal superposition
lmao
Of course the first part goes without saying
We're Balatro guys of course we click the video 1s after it's uploaded
Me when I put my life savings on black at the roulette table
1:41 Me when I spot Lee Harvey Oswald's male child climbing a mountain
Hey baldy, move the camera!
You covered the score the entire video
It's a pass/fail system. All the score would do is give Us more to complain about.
We still know when He lost, so it's all okay.
35:31 Me when someone tells me there are 4 birds
Mars is farther away than the moon. 🤓☝️
IF NL can gather some restraint from buying the vouchers in the first shop of each ante… we will be going to the moon.
Buys Bull: Has $1
3 rounds later: Has $0
24:52 me at the Toll House Inn in 1939
Guy is on balatro for 100+ episodes, puts the cam on the wrong side. ICANT
That last one was one of the most interesting runs I’ve ever seen.
Edintor has been putting in the work, and it's paying off! Great video, and work!
Bro hit the Jackpot on his deathbed 😂
We're balatro guys, of course we get $40,000 in debt
Yet another failed early Green Joker run, you love to see it
It's just that good!!!!!
We’re balatro guys, of course we play purple stake when we have orange stake unlocked
+2
These kind of runs make me love Balatro
That was an absolute blast!!!
That run was Awesome!!
every time I see NL buy green joker I check ahead to see if he loses
18:30 When my friend asks me my favorite God and I'm not totally sure.
We're so back
Bear so whack
NL's contempt for his UA-cam viewers increases by the day
18:15
NL doesnt know the positions of the astrological bodies in his own solar system
Imagine if he’d skipped even a single ante to level up his joker that mults when you skip antes.
18:58 lol
We think, of course we are!
We're balatro guys, of course we call the jokers we rarely use by the wrong name
that 4 point loss...😭😭😭
we're balatro guys, of course we
DESTROYER-BAY OF PIGS REFERENCE SPOTTED
NL and green joker, name a Bette duo
hi tomo
Hi tomo
Just ask Buster Bluth!!! 😂
northernlion harem
10 4 is kinda fun tbh. Idk why
He accidentally started a purple stake run cause he switched off gold to a different deck.
Why is this bald guy hiding the scores with his camera
Why do i keep looking at the score when i know it's not there?
For the type A commenters. You know you could make the calculations yourself, right?
Hi
Most of you don't know what the numbers mean anyway.
where sap?
they should make a joker called Tithe where, if your final score of a round is within 10% of the goal score, you get +10% to your money
:)
5:58 me when I cover the score for the whole video