BUY A TC 70 AND USE IT IN YOUR VIDEOS I WILL LOSE MY SHIT! can even be a broken one a working would and hearing the beep from the scanner will be hilarious tho lol they're not that expensive used
It's always great when they have a "One Best Way" policy but everybody teaching you differently and contradicting eachother so you just give up and do it your own way.
I was at the hospital training to be centeral sterile tech. The tech were like training me 8 different ways and I’m getting yelled out when I’m with different people. I’m like wtf you know what I’ll do it my own way geeez
They sent a bunch of higher ups to train the Online Grocery Pickup department at my store because their numbers were some of the worst in the whole region, and literally every manager they sent told everyone they trained different things. It confirmed my suspicions that it isn't (necessarily) the workers, it's the whole damn company.
The training is so specific and complicated you’re thinking you’re gonna be doing calculus. And then you do the actual job and they’re like “No, no, that takes too much time. Just to basic math and you’ll be good”
Deadass😭 training dont mention how the first 3-4 times you stand on your feet for 8-12 hours straight them trash ass non-slip shoes gonna be killing yo ass😭 dont got no type of support or nun. At this point the only jobs with training i mess with are ones thatll just have you getting trained by watching someone who been there a while for a few shifts cause them videos in grocery stores vs what the workers actually be doing to get shit done easily is night n day
The customer saying "You must be new" was something I felt to my bones. That sinking feeling when you realize doing things how you're supposed to isn't actually the way anybody else does it is so embarrassing
Seriously… like the ones who are meaning it sympathetically are lovely, but the a-holes who get all snarky piss me off. Like yes, but I am doing this by the book. It’s not my fault nobody else was.
I had a lady tell me that after I’d been doing my job for 2 years at that point and it pissed me off. If you know how to run MY job so we’ll, come do it yourself. 😭😂
I work at a hotel bar, and the amount of people who say this when I don’t know how to make their podunk hometown specific cocktail gives me violent thoughts
Had this happen, worked at the place for 2 years, and we changed our pump policy, so the customer wouldn't listen and just continued saying I had no experience and that I was new.
Straight facts. I'm a supervisor at a department store and I don't think I've ever done anything according to training. I don't even train new cashiers according to the on board training. It's honestly just a bunch of nonsense that they're obligated to sit you through so they can say they trained you.
You can thank OSHA for that. If they don't send you though "training" they can be fined and sue. I remember working retail and those videos would be all off.
@@JohnGalt916 OSHA don't tell you which training to use though. It's the company that's supposed to make the training materials. But they don't because they won't.
They leave it up to the other employees to train people at our job. Which has resulted in a continuously degrading training program as the poorly trained become the trainers over time.
@@chrisbauman2562 just try to help blow him up here. Screw shows and yeah the SNL stuff mentioned above us definitely true. working there I’d doggy dog in some ways.
This man Killa is a legit comedic actor man 😂. None of his skits feel off. They bring you into the moment every time. Which takes work without losing momentum.
This is exactly like my current job. They will have almost a new person training you every day and everyone tells you something different. In addition to that they will sometimes have people who have only been here a couple of months train the new people. 🤦♀I swear this whole department is a mess.
I know that feeling. I responded to and was hired to clean and minor repairs to the the shop equipment as it came back. Over time it now includes building new equipment, maintaining and ordering inventory, partial new hire training, grounds keeping and once in while dispatching. Of course no raise outside of standard increases over time. Not enough to want to jump ship since the company does actually seem to treat their employees well and work with my medical issues.
@@Magnum062 ohhh yeah 2500$ for a single CT scan if you don't have insurance, we ended up paying 1200 total for the bill thanks to my parents insurance
I wish you nothing but greatness my dude, you bring me laughs everyday and with everything going on in the world it’s nice to be able to disconnect and enjoy great comedy!
This is how exams also are. You learn what you noted in class, then when it's time for the exams, that ask you questions like, if Johnny has 6 bottles of dish soap, how many times will he wash his hands or something like that.
*Exams Be Like* Class: And this is how many dish soap Johnny has. Exam: Johnny washed his hands with a bar of soap for 30 minutes and used up the whole bar. Calculate the volume of the bar and velocity of how fast he washed his hands.
After just finishing training in retail and being given a whole department on my own to run, this seems accurate except that someone is always within earshot to help you. That is not the case in the big retail store
Lmao the cashier training at my store is a generic, statewide, 2 HOUR LONG video on selling alcohol, which is 90% about selling drinks in a bar context and cutting people off and has next to nothing to do with just approving booze sales at a register. Worst training I've ever seen in my life
Why did you stop uploading videos?( Get bored of it or it wasn't for you or creators block?) Just curious. I have a habit of checking peoples channel out and seeing what they do.
@@bane4743 got bored of it and got a full time manager job that sucks up all my free time. Thinking about making different kinds of videos in the future and possibly getting into personality/life coaching at some point but idk
@@psychsephone9832 let's do it. Im working maintenance band studying astrophysics. I've been thinking about making motivational videos to get people to get out there and get it done. That's the only way to get what you want. I feel like I owe it to people.
@@psychsephone9832 if you ever want to talk about video ideas or something let me know. I watched one of your videos I think you have the spirit and the passion to bring something to people. I'm definitely interested in working with people.
Follow my Instagram instagram.com/thekillakay_ love yall
The CBLs a free 15 wym, cheat the job.
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BUY A TC 70 AND USE IT IN YOUR VIDEOS I WILL LOSE MY SHIT! can even be a broken one a working would and hearing the beep from the scanner will be hilarious tho lol they're not that expensive used
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS SO ACCURATE 😂👍🏻
WHERES THE VLOG?!?!?!?!?!
It's always great when they have a "One Best Way" policy but everybody teaching you differently and contradicting eachother so you just give up and do it your own way.
Yuppp that’s the cycle. Then you teach someone else your ways and then they give up !! :)
When I worked at Popeyes I was given 6 literally different ways to do stuff and when the manager asked what I was doing I said
Which way is right?
I was at the hospital training to be centeral sterile tech. The tech were like training me 8 different ways and I’m getting yelled out when I’m with different people. I’m like wtf you know what I’ll do it my own way geeez
That's how it is at my job as well.
They sent a bunch of higher ups to train the Online Grocery Pickup department at my store because their numbers were some of the worst in the whole region, and literally every manager they sent told everyone they trained different things. It confirmed my suspicions that it isn't (necessarily) the workers, it's the whole damn company.
"What the fuck a sticker got to do with my fruit?" Killed me
🤣🤣🤣
@@Egirl609 I worked at food lion before some people doesn't know about the upc codes
Lmao, tryna explain his training to the customer, lol.
🤣🤣🤣that took me out! Then gon say “I ain’t going back” smh 🤦🏾♀️
Them 4011 bananas 😂
You know it’s a bullshit job when they don’t even train you, just throw you in 😂😂
Fe!)87,d:/:ex💨💨💨
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Lmao. Than you better learn how to play the game to keep that check coming in.
Them be the best type of jobs bc its real experience instead a cooperate video training
@@malcolmcox18 I’m saying training in general, not just online ya feel me
I met Killa at Walmart the other day when I was getting some fruit roll ups. He even stopped to take a photo with me. Cool dude. 💯
You're so lucky. He's funny
Hold up he worked at Walmart ?
Colabo must be... 💯! Chanckla + Oldhead !! But Walmart shift first,than you can teach him Mexican Martial Arts, Grandmaster 🩰
@@miguelaguayo7121 come on bruh. Why do you think most of his work skits be related to Walmart 😑...
CAP!!
Training will have you thinking you're in Rocket Science class and then the actual job turns out to be more like Gym class 🤣😂👌🏾👌🏾
Yeap, gym class everyday🤣🤣🤣
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The training is so specific and complicated you’re thinking you’re gonna be doing calculus. And then you do the actual job and they’re like “No, no, that takes too much time. Just to basic math and you’ll be good”
Deadass😭 training dont mention how the first 3-4 times you stand on your feet for 8-12 hours straight them trash ass non-slip shoes gonna be killing yo ass😭 dont got no type of support or nun. At this point the only jobs with training i mess with are ones thatll just have you getting trained by watching someone who been there a while for a few shifts cause them videos in grocery stores vs what the workers actually be doing to get shit done easily is night n day
“4011 for the bananas” that shit just unlocked some memories bruh 😂😂😂
To this day i type 4011 for any damn produce knowin Im saving .50 on each unit😩😏
Remembering the code for bananas even if you don't work at walmart. 💀💀
Yep I never worked at Wal-Mart before but I do go through the self checkout there all the time and immediately recognized that code lol.
Worked at a grocery store and always tell my wife 4011 Is banana and 4046 avocado. She's still not impressed
Chileee the 4011
The customer saying "You must be new" was something I felt to my bones. That sinking feeling when you realize doing things how you're supposed to isn't actually the way anybody else does it is so embarrassing
😭😭🙌
Like damn, I'm wrong for following the right procedure
Seriously… like the ones who are meaning it sympathetically are lovely, but the a-holes who get all snarky piss me off. Like yes, but I am doing this by the book. It’s not my fault nobody else was.
I had a lady tell me that after I’d been doing my job for 2 years at that point and it pissed me off. If you know how to run MY job so we’ll, come do it yourself. 😭😂
new?
Don’t feel too bad about it. Customers are just used to the robotic actions of the veteran employees.
Why does this make me feel like his house is actually a Walmart?😂😂
All his skits tho.... his acting just got to be dat 🔥.
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“you the third fourth person that told me that” .
”I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST “ 🤣🤣🤣
Yesss! I was looking for someone to highlight this
Same xd
THAT ACTIVE SHOOTER MODULE WAS DAMN NEAR EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK.
Small world
there was this elderly lady who came in and legit cried in tears after she saw the shooter video. Lol
Management will come at people like there's a gun to their head about the active shooter module.
“We live in one of the richest countries! 1st world problems lol”
“Anyway so in case of an active shooter-“
Unfortunately, it was spot on this past week.
I swear this hit the nail on the head. The definitely half-ass train you on the job, and don't get hired as a temp it's even worse
And they have the audacity (management) to say "didn't you watch the videos?" Like bitch yeah I did but it's not a real world scenario to learn from
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And then mfs think you're dumb because they assume don't know what you're doing.
Bruh, this was not mentioned in the training.
@@Petalflipper “Yes and so far nothing I learned has pertained to my job…”
The "you must be new" is unbelievably accurate
I ain’t going back!
I work at a hotel bar, and the amount of people who say this when I don’t know how to make their podunk hometown specific cocktail gives me violent thoughts
Had this happen, worked at the place for 2 years, and we changed our pump policy, so the customer wouldn't listen and just continued saying I had no experience and that I was new.
@@lost8257 It’s always the customers who think they work there just because they’re a regular
@@DeathnoteBB It wasn't a regular.
This man Killa Never miss 😂💯
Thank you 🙏🏼🙏🏼
@@killakay Na Thank you for saving me during my depression you made me a better husband to my wife and kids. salute King.
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NEVER😂!!!
He hasn’t missed in years, shit is not normal 💀💀💀
This dude is low key telling his life story through these skits
Job training be like yrs in high school. You come to realize that everything you learned was a waste of time once you get in the field.
Better off cheating all those classes and going to the library and work.
On me
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Lol I bet that's college too lmaooo
Sometimes I forget he's acting 😂
THE ACCURACY
He really said “ 4011 bananas ” and that’s the actual code at grocery stores for bananas 😂💀
*”Take off youngblood”* 😂
Even the old head was like *not today!*
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Alternate title: literally every job training.
@@tony4534 ok
False
I swear every job’s training is a decade behind
Nah that falling asleep during training is TOO accurate 😂😂😂😂
Who you telling shit be like highschool all over 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro my store manager caught me sleeping on some CBLs she sent me home
@@SolaceMcfly Brooo literally me last week except the manager wasn't in that day
This is true for EVERY job because if they told you everything in training, you would quit before you ever started.
Interesting lol. I agree
Killa must really still be in the Walmart streets or got some funny ass PTSD 🤣😩😩
Boffum!
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"Youre the third, fourth person who told me that"
"I shouldve been the first" HAD ME DEAD
LMAO
“you’re only one step *closer* from being done with your training” lmao nice touch
That CODE 🔵 hit real different when it's not a drill! Just know if you see "US" running....RUN.
Straight facts. I'm a supervisor at a department store and I don't think I've ever done anything according to training. I don't even train new cashiers according to the on board training. It's honestly just a bunch of nonsense that they're obligated to sit you through so they can say they trained you.
You can thank OSHA for that. If they don't send you though "training" they can be fined and sue. I remember working retail and those videos would be all off.
@@JohnGalt916 OSHA don't tell you which training to use though. It's the company that's supposed to make the training materials. But they don't because they won't.
@@glendasuggs2813 Finally someone who gets it
They need to put Thurgood in charge of Training, he knows what's what 😊
That OSHA, worker’s rights looking poster always cracks me. The job skits be hella realistic 😂
Honestly tho, I’ve worked with Amazon and I’ve violated so many codes. I drove a center rider and I used to do 360 on it, I never regretted it
🤣
The way he pronounces alcohol, akahol, is collegiate level accuracy.
And module, modular 🤣
Community College level 😁🤭
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Active shooter they didn't say nothing about that in training though 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆
He just standing there too lol
@@neetrab 😆😆
"Young blood! Young blood! Active shooter!! RUN RUN!" 🤷🏾They didn't talk about this in Training!!!!!!!
Killa out here killing it.
He don’t miss💯
This guy never fails to make me laugh 😂
Thank you. 🙏🏼
@@killakay True facts
Here in comment section 1311 we love to make our colleagues and customers laugh. It’s good for team morale and really keeps us together as a family.
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They leave it up to the other employees to train people at our job. Which has resulted in a continuously degrading training program as the poorly trained become the trainers over time.
Yup happening in healthcare right now with high turnover and travelers.
“You must be new lawdd have mercy! I aint going back!” 🤣🤣
Kay would be absolutely perfect for an SNL skit. Imagine if they had this on a legit skit stage that he designed,it would be huge
IDT SNL would let him have control like that. A lot of the writers there steal jokes from young talent without giving them credit.
He doesn't need snl
@@hvathlete2 doesn't n Ed to be SNL,I meant a show in general. It would be hilarious
@@hvathlete2 that's messed up
@@chrisbauman2562 just try to help blow him up here. Screw shows and yeah the SNL stuff mentioned above us definitely true. working there I’d doggy dog in some ways.
"Now WTF does the sticker have to..."!!! Bahahaha!!! 🤣😂 This is too accurate 🥴🙃
And that’s when you know you’re ringing up a Karen.
Bananas is ALWAYS 4011….I learn that shit doing self-checkout 🤣
The worst part is when you get yelled at for doing something the way you learned in training, but somehow it’s wrong now. 🤦♀️
"Don't listen to nothing they tell you in training"
Literally every job I've ever had, including trucking
Walmart be drawing the most disrespectful clientele 💀
You ain't ever worked at Amazon then 🤣
@@meganburson1512 No ma'am. Told myself I aint ever working retail or anything warehouse related again.
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“Bout 20 “ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That’s your staple line 👍🏿
This man Killa is a legit comedic actor man 😂. None of his skits feel off. They bring you into the moment every time. Which takes work without losing momentum.
_Thurgood Hairston….. My absolute favorite character_ 🤣😳👍🏾
This is exactly how shits going at my new job right now. Love your videos man.
Thank you
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It’s the “next we’re gonna go over everything you need to know”🤣🤣🤣
Thurgood been at Walmart for 20 years lmao come on man 😂😂
Hey, don't knock the hussle!
The fact that he has "wiped through" words on the white board is too accurate 🤣
Thurgood made a cameo LMAOOO, Kyle really created the KillaKay Cinematic Universe
'bout 20... is he okay though... he made it out okay?
“You must be new , lord have mercy” 💀💀😂😂😂
My dude. One thing I can count on in the messed up world is some pure heat from my dude. You’re gonna win bro.
Oh my goodness noooo lmbo 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t stop laughing when he started doing the actual CBL voiceover! This is too funny Kyle you the man!
Funnisest man ever literally 😂😂 and be spot on
Lord you trying give auntie a heart attack at the end with them gun shots 🤣🤣. I had to pull my earbuds out to save my life.
Worked at Walmart two different times, and every video with the Walmart vest hits WAY TO DAMN HARD. Be giving me war flashbacks
0:28 “I don’t even wanna be on the register” 🤣🤣 when I worked retail I hated being stuck on a register.
This is exactly like my current job. They will have almost a new person training you every day and everyone tells you something different. In addition to that they will sometimes have people who have only been here a couple of months train the new people. 🤦♀I swear this whole department is a mess.
“I ain’t going back.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know that feeling. I responded to and was hired to clean and minor repairs to the the shop equipment as it came back. Over time it now includes building new equipment, maintaining and ordering inventory, partial new hire training, grounds keeping and once in while dispatching. Of course no raise outside of standard increases over time. Not enough to want to jump ship since the company does actually seem to treat their employees well and work with my medical issues.
damn, when I get a job I'll be looking for the medical insurance cuz I be doin stupid shit hurting myself all the time lmao
@@wacamac1006come to slave town that is Amazon but they health insurance is really good tho
@@wacamac1006 Insurance is for sure handy with the absurd costs asscociate with medical bills and meds.
@@Magnum062 ohhh yeah 2500$ for a single CT scan if you don't have insurance, we ended up paying 1200 total for the bill thanks to my parents insurance
>company seems to treat their employees well
>No raise for massive increase in responsibilities
hmmm
🤣🤣 Thurgood was outta there. Lol man when Thurgood tell you to take off you take off man. 😂😂
I wish you nothing but greatness my dude, you bring me laughs everyday and with everything going on in the world it’s nice to be able to disconnect and enjoy great comedy!
Bruh, I worked two years at Walmart... You definitely spot on! 😂
The Thurgood cameo🤣
"Aye you been for a minute right"
"Yeah about three years"
🤣🤣🤣
I work at target and can confirm this is true LOL 😂😂😂
Alotta people missed the “what you wanna do is” reference, but that shit got me 😭
This video has help me become a better Walmart Family Associate and i am now a Supervisor. Thank You Good Sir
Maaannn. That call back to the "What you wanna do is=" 🤣 You never miss brother. You starting having more Easter eggs than Marvel
Bro this shit makes my day every time
"YOu MusT bE nEW" is the infamous line 🤣🤣
I LIVE FOR THE WALMART VIDEOS!! THEY BE TOO ACCURATE!!!
Omg!!! The accuracy is spot on!!! Lol!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoo I remember doing this shit man. Shit was lowkey kinda hard. I was on the computer for 2 months before I was on the floor lmaoo. Easy money
He ain’t lying at all. 💯
Facts still learning after you do all that training
Killa Kay 😆😆 omg always on point about wally world aka Walmart 😆
If the training is not hands on or trial by fire, I’m not paying attention
Same
Why is this man so accurate 🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣
Keep it up bro🙌
That "I should've been the first one" is too much facts!!!
I worked produce at Walmart for 4 months and almost nothing I learned in training was actually applicable to what I was doing on the floor lmao.
“You must be new, LAWWWD have mercy” lol
This dude is next level accurate to real life. 4011 is the banana code I'm always putting in at the self checkout.
It’s the only code I remember 😂
I Hate When they explain sht extra confusing and it be easy as hell. 🤣
This man is spot on
This is how exams also are. You learn what you noted in class, then when it's time for the exams, that ask you questions like, if Johnny has 6 bottles of dish soap, how many times will he wash his hands or something like that.
*Exams Be Like*
Class: And this is how many dish soap Johnny has.
Exam: Johnny washed his hands with a bar of soap for 30 minutes and used up the whole bar. Calculate the volume of the bar and velocity of how fast he washed his hands.
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not me wearing headphones and the literal shots fired at the end, scared the heck out of me ! 😅
Walmart thinks Self Checkout is better than actual cashiers nowadays lol.
ppl taking like half an hour just to ring up their own shit 😒
This man is portraying all the retail worker situations in these vids. 😂😂😂 keep it up
After just finishing training in retail and being given a whole department on my own to run, this seems accurate except that someone is always within earshot to help you. That is not the case in the big retail store
Code blue is a bomb threat but damn man your videos are accurate af😂😂
Omg this is so fucking accurate
Thank you
@@killakay hey 😅 didn't expect you to reply love your content thanks for the high quality content
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If Walmart ever decide to fix the issues they know who to call because this man killa don’t EVER miss.
Lmao the cashier training at my store is a generic, statewide, 2 HOUR LONG video on selling alcohol, which is 90% about selling drinks in a bar context and cutting people off and has next to nothing to do with just approving booze sales at a register. Worst training I've ever seen in my life
Why did you stop uploading videos?( Get bored of it or it wasn't for you or creators block?) Just curious. I have a habit of checking peoples channel out and seeing what they do.
@@bane4743 got bored of it and got a full time manager job that sucks up all my free time. Thinking about making different kinds of videos in the future and possibly getting into personality/life coaching at some point but idk
@@psychsephone9832 let's do it. Im working maintenance band studying astrophysics. I've been thinking about making motivational videos to get people to get out there and get it done. That's the only way to get what you want. I feel like I owe it to people.
@@bane4743 awesome 👍 You should go for it!
@@psychsephone9832 if you ever want to talk about video ideas or something let me know. I watched one of your videos I think you have the spirit and the passion to bring something to people. I'm definitely interested in working with people.
You are meant for this! I always be cracking up watching your videos. 😘
Killa Kay what’s good!!!
What’s up fam
@@killakay damn I got a reply too. You a real one mane keep them funny skits coming 💯
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Thurgood talking about "RUN! RUN!!" and homeboy still standing there 😂
4011...Dem bananas! 🤣
When the customer said "I ain't goin back" when he was on the register, that took me🤣🤣💀
That ending part tho we gotta actually hear something in order for us to take off running 🏃♂️ 🤣🤣