Stand-up comedy: Aisling Bea. Not viewable in UK/Ireland. Apr 2015

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  • @L3SSTH4NL33T
    @L3SSTH4NL33T 8 місяців тому +8

    I think it might be physically impossible to dislike Aisling Bea

  • @MarkRobertIrl
    @MarkRobertIrl Рік тому +3

    Watching in Ireland. Take that UA-cam!

  • @bonniechops1
    @bonniechops1 8 місяців тому +2

    Very funny and pleasing to the eye 😀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @quayevano
    @quayevano Рік тому +3

    Did she even breathe? Man that was fast and funny! I'm now a fan.

  • @arreza3080
    @arreza3080 4 роки тому +4925

    my favorite line
    "I don't even listen to sad music in case i'll be moved"

    • @felixking6634
      @felixking6634 4 роки тому +126

      My favorite line.
      "I tried to do this gig sitting down but they couldn't legally classify it as stand up."

    • @Sylvia_Holler
      @Sylvia_Holler 4 роки тому +31

      I never felt so understood in my entire life.

    • @stephenmiller7388
      @stephenmiller7388 4 роки тому +14

      @@Sylvia_Holler can,t be arsed

    • @harryturner8701
      @harryturner8701 3 роки тому +19

      jesus mary and joseph and all of his carpenter friends

    • @sethmyers5666
      @sethmyers5666 3 роки тому +4

      Mine as well, I feel that line was really underrated.

  • @artiehess7110
    @artiehess7110 2 роки тому

    Thank goodness for the English subtitles.

  • @wallyrupert
    @wallyrupert 5 років тому +9456

    Interesting way of getting more views; Say it's "Not viewable in UK/Ireland" and instantly every curious bastard (like me) in UK/Ireland tries it out!

    • @FazMarkar
      @FazMarkar 5 років тому +30

      Probably not for sale in UK/Ireland

    • @cezza6474
      @cezza6474 5 років тому +21

      Didn’t notice it until I started watching the vid 😂

    • @cass276
      @cass276 5 років тому +39

      Yeah!....it's telling the kids you MUST NOT.........and whats the first thing they do?....yeah!

    • @McLeanAmy
      @McLeanAmy 5 років тому +14

      Yes, exactly the same!

    • @silenttalker829
      @silenttalker829 5 років тому +13

      wallyrupert It’s good to see I’m not the only one

  • @student702
    @student702 5 років тому +3578

    "Standing innocently over a dead body in a field..."

    • @infiniLor
      @infiniLor 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @wrenbunce5454
      @wrenbunce5454 5 років тому +67

      in ireland it just be like that sometimes

    • @jonathansports1036
      @jonathansports1036 5 років тому +21

      As you do...

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 4 роки тому +17

      Irish humour. Legendary.

    • @suzitee8225
      @suzitee8225 4 роки тому +1

      30.10.20 So, repeating what someone’s just said, gets 947 likes? 😐😧

  • @chuckselvage3157
    @chuckselvage3157 5 місяців тому

    The faces she pulls are gold.😍

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 роки тому +3981

    I've never seen someone manage to be both cool as hell and dorky af at the same damn time. She's awesome tho.

    • @baldwinwallace4926
      @baldwinwallace4926 4 роки тому +3

      Wow -- you must be desperate for any kind of entertainment ... as she sucks.

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 роки тому +190

      @@baldwinwallace4926 wow -- you must be desperate for validation, because humour is subjective and nobody asked you, mate.

    • @rokuthedog
      @rokuthedog 4 роки тому +71

      @@baldwinwallace4926 post your best 10 minutes of standup

    • @arnie0199
      @arnie0199 4 роки тому +7

      @Masticatious woah there buddy. Dont be mean to the mean comment 🙄 We must remember that that is not a person, but a digital representation of what they were before.

    • @arnie0199
      @arnie0199 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah i dont know what im talking about
      It all came to me in a vision ya know?

  • @roder51
    @roder51 11 місяців тому +5

    One of the best Comediennes I've seen in a really long time.

  • @alexlefay
    @alexlefay Рік тому +2

    "She is speaking fast" nah mate she's just Irish 😂😂😂

  • @zinganeatsr4011
    @zinganeatsr4011 5 років тому +4759

    I’ve never seen someone go 10 minutes without breathing before

  • @impatief1096
    @impatief1096 4 роки тому +712

    Asked for directions in Ireland, what I got was: if I was trying to get to there I wouldn't be starting from here

    • @rogerphilabaum4563
      @rogerphilabaum4563 4 роки тому +4

      Funny Farm

    • @GuadalupePicasso
      @GuadalupePicasso 4 роки тому +152

      Impatief I’ve had it saved in my phone’s notes for 5 years now, but I’ll never forget the one time that I asked a friend in Central Ireland for her address, so that I could catch a taxi. She said, “Where I live, there are no addresses”, as she typed in “go three miles past the village, past the three houses on the left, and I’m then the first one past the stone fence, with the green door. If you reach the cemetery, you’ve gone too far.”
      I got there super late, when she and her family were already in bed, so she said that she’d leave the aforementioned green door unlocked for me. Given the nature of the directions, I was beyond relieved to see them in the morning, knowing that I had indeed slept on the correct couch.

    • @philipdunne3047
      @philipdunne3047 4 роки тому +50

      Take the 2nd left after were the church used to be :)

    • @annedunne4526
      @annedunne4526 4 роки тому +35

      People still give these mad directions here. We were looking for the nursing home where our grandmother was and we were told to go to where the old hospital USED to be and turn left.

    • @rtsharlotte
      @rtsharlotte 4 роки тому +11

      @@GuadalupePicasso This is very true. I live in Ireland and the road outside my house doesn't even have a number and even those that do it's useless quoting them because most Irish don't use them. My house just has a name and I'm the same when drivers ask me for directions. Lol

  • @charlesbarlow4129
    @charlesbarlow4129 Рік тому

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @lizziedoll321
    @lizziedoll321 4 роки тому +1083

    "I can't em.. I can't eh.. BE ARSED!" Cracks me up everytime 😂

    • @mikebarnard7957
      @mikebarnard7957 4 роки тому +11

      Aisling is a STAR.

    • @michaelmartinez459
      @michaelmartinez459 3 роки тому +10

      What did that mean?
      Sorry I'm American.

    • @daniela.cedillo-vargas
      @daniela.cedillo-vargas 3 роки тому +31

      @@michaelmartinez459 like "I can't be bothered" but funny

    • @izzyfox7575
      @izzyfox7575 3 роки тому +9

      I watch this clip every 6 months or so, just for that bit! 😆

    • @lizziedoll321
      @lizziedoll321 3 роки тому +4

      @@izzyfox7575 I know!!! Me too 😂😂

  • @Happyman900
    @Happyman900 5 років тому +4272

    "jesus mary and joseph and all of his carpenter friends"

    • @geraldomelo8371
      @geraldomelo8371 5 років тому +25

      Sam Stealar I died at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Happyman900
      @Happyman900 5 років тому +12

      @@geraldomelo8371 we all did😂😂

    • @aaronl22
      @aaronl22 4 роки тому +2

      Sam Stealar +

    • @thewanderer3110
      @thewanderer3110 4 роки тому +14

      Yes, we all watched the vid too..

    • @Vinwelder
      @Vinwelder 4 роки тому +4

      @Jim Nickles I think I would like it but a fat-bob and superglide are two different bikes. Maybe the father on a fat-bob, the son on a superglide, and the holy spirit on a Fatboy (in spirit that is) ?🤣 Definitely doesn't sound as good though for sure...

  • @timogin4377
    @timogin4377 Рік тому +2

    I find Aisling Bea incredibly attractive.

  • @78terrier
    @78terrier 3 роки тому +4

    Hands up who is watching this in UK/Ireland.

  • @ahaley3292
    @ahaley3292 4 роки тому +747

    "I even tried to do this gig sitting down, but they said they couldn't legally classify it as stand-up. Hey Yoooo!" She's a riot.

    • @markdoubleu3807
      @markdoubleu3807 3 роки тому +8

      I came across this comment right as she was saying the line, and that was just a fantastic moment.
      Thank you!

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 2 роки тому +3

      I once went to see a comedian perform. They never showed up.
      Well, what did you expect from a 'stand-up' !
      Other than to be stood up !

    • @patrickdoyle9369
      @patrickdoyle9369 2 роки тому

      She's more prettier than funny, guess you'd be better as a model. But what she is wearing leaves a LOT TO BE DERSIRED, and suits he in no way. It does her no favours what so ever. I don't know about the fact you can not be arsed to do any exercise, seems to me, it looks like you cannot be arsed to put effort into you dress sense. About as funny as an infected verruca

    • @tim40gabby25
      @tim40gabby25 2 роки тому

      Dave Allen was there before her...

    • @v2o3
      @v2o3 2 роки тому

      I want to do stand up lying down. Kind of like a psychotherapy thing. Unfortunately I am not very funny.

  • @alansturgess1324
    @alansturgess1324 2 роки тому

    "Floop" - excellent word to use alliteratively for the withdrawal moment.

  • @arthurelliott8171
    @arthurelliott8171 5 років тому +4295

    I give kudos. Her fast speech means she has to write a significant bit more comedy than other comedians to fill the same time frame. I'm guestimating about 40% more. At least.

    • @arthurelliott8171
      @arthurelliott8171 5 років тому +27

      @Berlin Mark Mitch was the funniest. I think he talked so slow because his audience took so long to get his jokes. King of the one liners, for sure!

    • @tobiassauer2971
      @tobiassauer2971 5 років тому +21

      Guestimating, love that word.

    • @natecar1
      @natecar1 5 років тому +41

      Can speak from experience it's just from being Irish

    • @bodbn
      @bodbn 5 років тому +1

      She still sucks

    • @musicmad67
      @musicmad67 5 років тому +2

      Arthur Elliott
      Haha! good point

  • @Hubbledriver
    @Hubbledriver 4 роки тому +616

    " Two perverts spanking a Ghost ", Is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
    Golden.

  • @Steve-kr2rf
    @Steve-kr2rf Рік тому

    My favourite comedian 😊

  • @nlknok77
    @nlknok77 5 років тому +1389

    "You're standing innocently over a dead body in the countryside. " lol

    • @Rog5446
      @Rog5446 5 років тому +8

      Yes, she was a police officer attending a crime.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 5 років тому +4

      And those damn birds going BCAW BCAW

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 років тому +2

      She didnt say it was a _human_ body.

  • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
    @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 роки тому +1366

    Apollo: Áislíng, how long's your set?
    Áislíng: 30 minutes.
    Apollo: We only have 10 minutes available.
    Áislíng: Hold my beer!

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 роки тому +26

      There are no fadas in Aisling btw

    • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
      @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 роки тому +17

      @@ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 Hi Ciarán, thanks for the feedback. Glad to hear that! The Catholic church in Ireland has a lot to answer for so I'm relieved no skanky priest managed to taint our beloved Aisling.

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 роки тому +5

      @@5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k i- what?

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 роки тому +2

      @@5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k I mean true but that was from nowhere. Had me like 😳

    • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
      @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 роки тому +9

      @@ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 Hey bro, you brought it up. I distinctly remember you saying no "Fathers in Aisling"... Maybe I misheard your accent.
      Yep...
      Comedy is not my strong point!
      Hahaha

  • @jertunes22
    @jertunes22 Рік тому +1

    "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph and all of his carpenter friends." ROFL

  • @jacoboleary9076
    @jacoboleary9076 5 років тому +1845

    Why is her "baby in the toilet" voice exactly Orla's mom from Derry Girls

    • @mikaeltruelove
      @mikaeltruelove 5 років тому +84

      Aunt Sarah is my spirit animal

    • @jacoboleary9076
      @jacoboleary9076 5 років тому +32

      @@mikaeltruelove Sister Michael here

    • @mokkabeanful
      @mokkabeanful 5 років тому +20

      Michelle is who I want to grow up to be

    • @LaRa-mo5zb
      @LaRa-mo5zb 5 років тому +5

      I thought the same 😂😂😂

    • @anchyi1202
      @anchyi1202 4 роки тому +1

      Practice

  • @davidbosquette4798
    @davidbosquette4798 2 роки тому +91

    Trust me as someone who grew up in the Irish Countryside, that story about talking to the passing traffic hits hard.

  • @jkc7134
    @jkc7134 Рік тому +1

    Earrings on point.

  • @rhinol-only8654
    @rhinol-only8654 3 роки тому +4

    I’m convinced that one day she accidentally stumbled into a comedy club while looking for the bar and just started being Irish.

  • @TheAbydos76
    @TheAbydos76 3 роки тому +33

    Anyone able to get laughs in front of an audience these days deserves a measure of appreciation. Well done!

  • @kevh9497
    @kevh9497 Рік тому

    It IS viewable in UK/Ireland.. I'm watching it right now!

  • @dagliocchibui
    @dagliocchibui 6 років тому +915

    When you're Italian and you manage to understand 90% of it *satisfaction*

    • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
      @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 років тому +23

      Molto bene!!

    • @tay8681
      @tay8681 5 років тому +2

      Yesss

    • @tay8681
      @tay8681 5 років тому +28

      Yeah im italian and everyone talks loud and fast with lots of hand motions so this is nothing lol

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 5 років тому +4

      Inglese avanzata ;0)

    • @georginafothergill3905
      @georginafothergill3905 5 років тому +10

      That's impressive cos I'm English and I sometimes struggle with the Irish accent 😂

  • @dkamouflage
    @dkamouflage 3 роки тому +64

    "You're all gonna have to jump on the Venga Bus of Enthusiasm and beep the horn with this one."
    My new favorite Beaism.

  • @buffymcmuffin5361
    @buffymcmuffin5361 3 роки тому

    What a fun surprise to find on UA-cam

  • @SteveCowlishaw
    @SteveCowlishaw 5 років тому +450

    Aisling: "I talk too fast"
    *speed is on 1.5*
    Me: "lies!"

  • @flickdude3
    @flickdude3 5 років тому +976

    Who's here after watching Netflix's Living With Yourself? She's brilliant!

    • @cartoonjunkie7411
      @cartoonjunkie7411 5 років тому +3

      me, though I have seen her in other things like "Very British Problems"

    • @tahliaevans5444
      @tahliaevans5444 5 років тому

      YES!!

    • @lorgabluc
      @lorgabluc 5 років тому +6

      I am discovering this brillant artist ! Thanks to Netflix

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 5 років тому +4

      i knew her before living with yourself and i was so happy to see her in it!

    • @deegee6184
      @deegee6184 5 років тому

      Haha... Got me...

  • @richarddavis3239
    @richarddavis3239 Рік тому

    Fantastic, loved it.

  • @xRepoUKx
    @xRepoUKx 3 роки тому +4

    "Not viewable in UK" so glad I live in the UK then 🤣

  • @lemon1657
    @lemon1657 3 роки тому +5

    The only thing better than the hilarious material is her brilliant delivery. Very talented. Love her.

  • @howardmckeown7187
    @howardmckeown7187 Рік тому

    best comedienne ever!

  • @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists
    @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists 3 роки тому +309

    Aisling, thank you for fitting a 22 minute monologue into 11. I am so happy I have a bonus 11 minutes in my life. If I keep watching you, I might live forever!

  • @k.c1126
    @k.c1126 4 роки тому +28

    Every now and then I have to come back and watch this entire set from beginning to end .... classic, iconic Aisling ....

  • @chrisrothwell69
    @chrisrothwell69 Рік тому +1

    I had no trouble viewing and last time I checked Scotland is in the UK

    • @Leyzer18
      @Leyzer18 10 місяців тому

      But, is Scotland in the E.U. . . ?

  • @cian634
    @cian634 5 років тому +319

    2:27 as an Irish person brought up in the middle of absolute nowhere. Honestlysame 😂

    • @Blackwolfufk
      @Blackwolfufk 5 років тому +12

      Sounds like the Northeast of Wisconsin as well lol.

    • @anxiety_ridden_teen3249
      @anxiety_ridden_teen3249 5 років тому +3

      Yeah same here

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 5 років тому +2

      Blackwolfufk
      Haha been there

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 5 років тому +2

      The middle of nowhere is the real somewhere.

    • @CailinRuaAnChead
      @CailinRuaAnChead 5 років тому +3

      Yep, same. Moved to a small city. Million times better. And no more bloody crows!

  • @rnedlo9909
    @rnedlo9909 3 роки тому +70

    English in the hands of the Irish is like a Stradivarius violin in the hands of a master

    • @celticdodge5282
      @celticdodge5282 3 роки тому +5

      Lol, thanks bro much appreciated 👍🍀😂.

    • @marklammas2465
      @marklammas2465 3 роки тому +5

      English in the hands of the Irish... Some of the best English literature ever written.

    • @mikesrandomchannel
      @mikesrandomchannel 3 роки тому +3

      That is one beautiful comment.

    • @YuriyNasretdinov
      @YuriyNasretdinov 3 роки тому

      ...in the hands of a pianist :)

    • @raytracer2651
      @raytracer2651 3 роки тому +1

      A well known fact because our own language is so poetic.

  • @helenswan705
    @helenswan705 2 роки тому

    Not viewable in UK? Watching right now!

  • @funsterkeyven
    @funsterkeyven 3 роки тому +24

    she is a complete natural comedian. what an amazing talent. I only just heard of her an hour ago and I was completely enthralled by her interview with Jonathan Ross.

  • @jimmyendacott8663
    @jimmyendacott8663 4 роки тому +520

    Some people are just naturally funny. Doesn't matter what they say, you just laugh. Aisling is one of those people.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 3 роки тому +6

      No she isn't.

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam 3 роки тому +17

      @@peterlombard2292 131 vs 3 so far.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 3 роки тому +4

      @@mrbejam "131 vs 3 so far" And your point is what exactly? That 131 people like her? I know more people who think Aisling Bee is over-rated and just not funny than actually like her or would pay to see her show.

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam 3 роки тому +12

      @@peterlombard2292 it was a joke. Get a sense of humour.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 3 роки тому +3

      @@mrbejam Well it was neither a funny nor obvious one. What you call "a joke", many will see as little more than snide barb and carping. Before condescendingly telling others what they should do, you may wish to consider the possibility that the problem lies closer to home with an inability or arrgoant refusal to appreciate that much can be lost in text exchanges? Aisling Bea, humourous at best or over-rated, tired, predicatble and clichéd at worst. Pretty much all comedians have their respective followers and supporters, however, that almost 3k are motivated to dislike the vid' suggest something is wrong with what she is doing.

  • @Legionmint7091
    @Legionmint7091 11 місяців тому +1

    I love her.

  • @STEVENWHELAN1
    @STEVENWHELAN1 5 років тому +446

    Hey guys the reason shes speaking fast is because she's Irish , I'm Irish and even this is slow compared to me . We slow down for the sake of everyone else actually hahaha

    • @musicmad67
      @musicmad67 5 років тому +2

      Haha thanks!

    • @angiebelle33
      @angiebelle33 5 років тому +22

      So true! I'm Irish too, and from Tipperary. And I also thought she was actually speaking slowly, slowing down for people to understand. Been from Tipperary, we can talk way faster than this! Praise be

    • @makatron
      @makatron 5 років тому +7

      I'm Dominican that learned English out TV and movies and I understood her completely. Also here we speak so fast even I don't know what I say when I replay voice notes. 😂

    • @STEVENWHELAN1
      @STEVENWHELAN1 5 років тому +3

      @@makatron Yes, you understand her because she slows down, my point exactly!

    • @makatron
      @makatron 5 років тому +4

      @@STEVENWHELAN1 true, I've seen it I person and is like speaking in hyperdrive, same with us in Spanish speaking like we're always in a hurry

  • @vashonwilliams778
    @vashonwilliams778 5 років тому +314

    “I don’t even listen to sad music in case I’ll be moved”

  • @eugeniaromerofoligna1002
    @eugeniaromerofoligna1002 2 роки тому

    Okayyy that was incredible.

  • @lblincoe2094
    @lblincoe2094 2 роки тому +72

    I personally love that she speaks fast! I've gotten into a terrible, impatience-driven habit of watching all videos at 1.5-2x speed because they just drag to me otherwise and this was probably the first video I've been able to watch at standard speed and not feel agonizingly fidgety! In fact, at increased speed I couldn't understand a word she was saying! lol So carry on talking at break neck speed, some of us appreciate it!

    • @kevingramling5443
      @kevingramling5443 2 роки тому

      Thats called bipolar

    • @lillianfortuin2983
      @lillianfortuin2983 2 роки тому +2

      I do exactly the same 😂

    • @lblincoe2094
      @lblincoe2094 2 роки тому +8

      @@kevingramling5443 That word, I do not think it means what you think it means. 😆

    • @squishedpimp
      @squishedpimp Рік тому +3

      @@kevingramling5443 As a card carrying member of the Society of the Two-Poled I can assure you it is not. We're too busy seeing what it would sound like if you played literally every youtube video at once because it would unlock some secret realm of hitherto unknowable existence or, you know, we're catatonically depressed. Or the middling inbetween state which, in a coincidence I'm sure you'll agree is quite extraordinary, I refer to as the Kevin Gramling experience.

    • @sheezle3
      @sheezle3 Рік тому +2

      @@kevingramling5443 Sounds more like ADHD. Especially the fidgety part

  • @MartinFarrell1972
    @MartinFarrell1972 5 років тому +1929

    Not viewable in UK/Ireland? I've just watched it in the UK

  • @doctortrouserpants1387
    @doctortrouserpants1387 4 роки тому +7

    the can't be arsed joke is my favourite so far of 2020

  • @anna-gf2uw
    @anna-gf2uw 5 років тому +433

    "Jesus lads, it's a long long way to Tipperary. I don't think we could make it there, I don't think we could make it anywhere." 😂😂😂

    • @TheSiobhan12
      @TheSiobhan12 5 років тому +6

      LOL I was dying!!!!😂😂

    • @AdrianaMVPrayerPodcastShow
      @AdrianaMVPrayerPodcastShow 5 років тому +8

      And you read it with an accent

    • @Galahad54
      @Galahad54 4 роки тому +2

      When I was a child, I wondered what a rarie was, and why folks were so eager to tip one.

  • @drakewauters2109
    @drakewauters2109 11 місяців тому

    So excellent.

  • @andrewgutmann9432
    @andrewgutmann9432 4 роки тому +1075

    *Irish people:* The English have oppressed us for centuries. How can we get revenge?
    *Aisling, Caoimhe, Niamh, Sioban, and Saoirse:* I have an idea.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 4 роки тому +47

      But during the dark ages, the Irish spent hundreds of years taking slaves from Wales and South West England. But they don’t like to mention that.

    • @dylan.r2157
      @dylan.r2157 4 роки тому +83

      SvenTviking and Oliver Cromwell kled 10% of the population of Ireland and sold over 200,000 Irish people into slavery so...

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 роки тому +20

      @@SvenTviking Good for them. Maybe the Welsh and the South West Englanders should have fought harder.

    • @KHBogWitch
      @KHBogWitch 4 роки тому +24

      SvenTviking did you miss the joke bro?

    • @DeclinedMercy
      @DeclinedMercy 4 роки тому +66

      @@SvenTviking people from south Britain did the same, one of St Patrick's 2 surviving books is all about condemning a British king for being too aggressive in enslaving Irish people, since we are trying to tell little known facts why not point out that both coasts raided each other so their slaves would not be of their own. And since we are revealing hidden truths about slavery, why not talk about the fact that slavery in some form was widely accepted in most cultures at the time, why not talk about the fact that slavery in Gaelic Ireland stopped spontaneously by the 13th century. Why don't we also talk about how the Irish enslavement of the Welsh St Patrick and the resulting introduction of the Latin alphabet to Ireland resulted in the preservation and reproduction of countless Roman texts that would have been lost to time, Ireland being the only stable literate society in western Europe after Rome collapsed.

  • @Hana9916
    @Hana9916 2 роки тому +10

    "Go shove it up your floop, mother" is still the funniest thing anyone's ever said

  • @MatthewMcVeagh
    @MatthewMcVeagh 3 роки тому

    Currently viewing in UK/Ireland.

  • @leriadantius8732
    @leriadantius8732 5 років тому +1189

    I love her voice and her intonations. Sometimes it sounds like she is singing !

    • @monsterbash9758
      @monsterbash9758 4 роки тому +24

      Irish accents are basically my kink.

    • @fergalhughes165
      @fergalhughes165 4 роки тому +5

      @@monsterbash9758 That's sick!

    • @HasanJaffrey
      @HasanJaffrey 4 роки тому +6

      She actually is a good singer!

    • @thenextshenanigantownandth4393
      @thenextshenanigantownandth4393 4 роки тому +11

      @@monsterbash9758 Her accent is a little Englishized look up Jessie buckely to hear a more true accent. Much stronger nasal sound lol Also we had alot of BBC back in Ireland so it influenced it. Her accent is super posh. There is no one Irish accent mind you there is a accent every few miles.

    • @fivehundredlux
      @fivehundredlux 4 роки тому +3

      I am the 500th like just gonna leave that there

  • @katmcdowellmusic
    @katmcdowellmusic 4 роки тому +18

    I need to watch this multiple times to catch all the jokes in there! What an amazing comedian! 😂

  • @kenzietownsend6644
    @kenzietownsend6644 8 місяців тому

    She's so great.

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub 2 роки тому +7

    I just saw a Netflix series called "Living With Yourself" and it's really good and I KNEW I knew the girl in it from somewhere but couldn't place from where. So I looked her up and TURNS out I remembered her from a 1.5 hr game show I watched once 2 years ago called "The Big Fat Quiz of Everything". Aisling was so funny it made an impression on me. So I did some more searching and found this stand-up. I never knew she did stand-up and, she does it excellently! So what I know so far is that she's great at stand-up, great at improv, and great at acting. What can't she do? I'm a big fan now.

  • @theshywolfie6655
    @theshywolfie6655 4 роки тому +21

    "Americans just have confidence"
    me locked alone in my room because I'm too nervous to talk to the guests: " *CoNfiDeNcE* "

    • @basmalasaad3039
      @basmalasaad3039 4 роки тому +2

      I can RELATE. I get so excited about a visit and get all dressed up yet the moment I hear a knock on the door, panic arises out of nowhere and I don't want anyone to know I'm there.

  • @samuraiMOURS
    @samuraiMOURS Рік тому +1

    _Is that the casting of Home Sweet Home Alone?_

  • @sajidmohammed19
    @sajidmohammed19 4 роки тому +110

    Pure genius!! So naturally talented, this is how comedy stand ups need to be!! Her story telling and comic timing is on point!!

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Рік тому +3

      even on the panel shows she's on, she's absolutely fantastic. her improv skills are second to none

  • @brandonburt128
    @brandonburt128 3 роки тому +58

    Her impression of a man on Secret Eaters: "I don' t know why I can't lose any weight-all I do all day is eat less." Aisling Bea is a genius.

    • @jasonmurkin3364
      @jasonmurkin3364 3 роки тому +30

      She actually said "...all I do is eat lettuce" 👍🏻

    • @markwhitman9542
      @markwhitman9542 Рік тому +1

      The person is eating LETTUCE... and each time a GATEAU CAKE...

    • @higgme1ster
      @higgme1ster Рік тому

      @@markwhitman9542 In my seventy years I have never heard of a Gâteau. I never even knew that there is an Apollo Theater in London either.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 7 місяців тому

      I thought she said ghetto... as in, a lot.

  • @anonUK
    @anonUK 2 роки тому

    Yet here I am, in the middle of the UK, no vpn, on the UA-cam app no less, viewing it.

  • @nirbhikasachdev3373
    @nirbhikasachdev3373 4 роки тому +134

    A very relevant time to be talking about Kanye and his confidence.

  • @jamielewis1737
    @jamielewis1737 5 років тому +133

    Can't get over my annoyance of that bulb being broken in the 'o' 💡😭

    • @siriuslyorion2975
      @siriuslyorion2975 5 років тому +27

      Well now I can't un-see that thanks prick

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 5 років тому +1

      lol 😆

    • @clubkid3438
      @clubkid3438 5 років тому +1

      How can u be that guy and have the same name as me change it to Giles or something

    • @squarepeg9484
      @squarepeg9484 5 років тому

      I saw that immediately too!

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 5 років тому +1

      Makes me want to go over there and smash every other bulb.

  • @luckyirvin
    @luckyirvin 11 місяців тому

    epic individuality

  • @matthewshepherd3882
    @matthewshepherd3882 4 роки тому +15

    "My disability is I can't be, I can't be, arsed! I can't be arsed, my disability effects me alot" absolute class

  • @lynngreene1993
    @lynngreene1993 3 роки тому +3

    I LERVE this girlie!! And the accent just adds to her greatness!!!

  • @alirezaderazgisoo9214
    @alirezaderazgisoo9214 2 роки тому

    she is amazing

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy 3 роки тому +3

    I'm so glad I subscribed to Aisling's channel and now I get clips recommended to me. Her comedy hits me right in the gut.

  • @christianjalexander
    @christianjalexander 5 років тому +98

    "no one for MILES and MILES around" -- can't hear her say those words the same way after Living with Yourself.

  • @zoellerzoeller105
    @zoellerzoeller105 2 роки тому

    Aisling is Fabulous!!!!🤩😍🥰😘😘😘

  • @PDeRop
    @PDeRop 5 років тому +4

    New favourite stand-up located. Thanks !

  • @steveblackbird
    @steveblackbird 4 роки тому +40

    God, I love this woman, so hilariously funny, such a gorgeous soul... always makes me laugh. "I don't even listen to sad music in case I'll be moved" lol Brilliant!

  • @diegostone700
    @diegostone700 2 роки тому

    My stomach just made a high pitched OOOOOWOOOOOUUUUUU like a tired cat stuck in the other room

  • @dkewlguy
    @dkewlguy 3 роки тому +45

    That crowd missed her quick little punches so many times.

  • @silk1435
    @silk1435 3 роки тому +8

    Aisling: "I talk quite fast"
    Me: "That's normal speed in Australia"

  • @billyrybak3002
    @billyrybak3002 Рік тому

    That was great!

  • @Isrjisoneavalable
    @Isrjisoneavalable 5 років тому +71

    Irish people tend to talk faster than other English speaking countries.

    • @eleo_b
      @eleo_b 5 років тому +1

      emily collins • I think it’s because they hardly articulate ;)

    • @davenolan3082
      @davenolan3082 5 років тому +1

      That's irish

    • @mezalong
      @mezalong 5 років тому +2

      The Irish speak at a pace set by the English. England rules them.

    • @STEVENWHELAN1
      @STEVENWHELAN1 5 років тому +9

      @@mezalong that's not true lol you're clueless

    • @STEVENWHELAN1
      @STEVENWHELAN1 5 років тому +7

      @@mezalong that's very original pea brain , want a penny for your intelligence?

  • @brownmonkeybananayellow
    @brownmonkeybananayellow 4 роки тому +76

    Two things I learned about Irish people:
    They call the ER the A & E
    They eat gateau, not cake

    • @yanmorris8953
      @yanmorris8953 4 роки тому +37

      A & E is a british thing. It stands for accidents and emergencies.

    • @brownmonkeybananayellow
      @brownmonkeybananayellow 4 роки тому +1

      Yan Morris Oh cool. I mean, brilliant! By the way je m’appelle Yann aussi!!!!

    • @harrisonkey698
      @harrisonkey698 4 роки тому +5

      Cake is english for gateau

    • @karlthomas8031
      @karlthomas8031 4 роки тому +1

      🤔🤔🤔 no.

    • @aliciabackham6554
      @aliciabackham6554 4 роки тому +10

      cake and gateau are entirely different

  • @janetclaireSays
    @janetclaireSays 9 місяців тому

    She's the best.

  • @NijimaSan
    @NijimaSan 4 роки тому +4

    The comment about the inanity of sending a picture of a random cat around the world in a second, all while trying to make even faster phones, is truth.

  • @theshywolfie6655
    @theshywolfie6655 4 роки тому +5

    "and apparently he was so confident that even the 2 people in wheel chairs were goin-"
    the advertisement: "Gramerly, does more than catch errors"

  • @LenaL146
    @LenaL146 5 місяців тому

    I can’t be arsed to exercise either!!!! 😂

  • @roguenrawwellness7682
    @roguenrawwellness7682 5 років тому +84

    “Go shove it up your flupe, Mother” I was dying because I think the only person in the world I’d ever heard use that phrase was my mother hehehe. Oh man she would have loved Aisling hehe

  • @biancachristie
    @biancachristie 4 роки тому +11

    Omg-I had an Irish boyfriend for several years and this brings it all back. He was from “da deepest bog inside da deepest big in all of Kerry.” Goddamn she is funny, and this reminds me so much of him. He used to make me laugh so hard that I would literally shed tears

  • @rickiwarren4015
    @rickiwarren4015 3 роки тому

    Oim delighted to be here

  • @nadiraz8520
    @nadiraz8520 3 роки тому +8

    Lmao omg i just found clips of her and i love her alr 😭 i hope shed do stand up again someday, i love her delivery, the story line and just her energy in general

  • @k.c1126
    @k.c1126 4 роки тому +8

    Every time I watch this I laugh from start to finish. .... Aisling is one of the BEST out there ....

  • @margeryfranko1850
    @margeryfranko1850 2 роки тому

    Thank you Aisling Bea 😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😂

  • @WriterFergus
    @WriterFergus 5 років тому +118

    I have met Aisling (Edinburgh festival) and she is a thoroughly lovely person, not only funny.

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 4 роки тому +3

      Your a lucky fella

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 4 роки тому +6

      Snap! I met her after a gig in Hackney and she was SO lovely, charming and kind! One of my best memories.

    • @fiddleandfart
      @fiddleandfart 3 роки тому +1

      Lucky you..!

    • @davidhaughton6830
      @davidhaughton6830 3 роки тому

      S

  • @helloyoungones1678
    @helloyoungones1678 3 роки тому +8

    The more I watch this woman, the much sense I have whenever I go Irish (the accent plays up when I’m pissed)