Stand-up comedy: Aisling Bea. Not viewable in UK/Ireland. Apr 2015

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  • @student702
    @student702 4 роки тому +3582

    "Standing innocently over a dead body in a field..."

    • @infiniLor
      @infiniLor 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @wrenbunce5454
      @wrenbunce5454 4 роки тому +67

      in ireland it just be like that sometimes

    • @jonathansports1036
      @jonathansports1036 4 роки тому +21

      As you do...

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 4 роки тому +17

      Irish humour. Legendary.

    • @suzitee8225
      @suzitee8225 4 роки тому +1

      30.10.20 So, repeating what someone’s just said, gets 947 likes? 😐😧

  • @arreza3080
    @arreza3080 4 роки тому +4930

    my favorite line
    "I don't even listen to sad music in case i'll be moved"

    • @felixking6634
      @felixking6634 4 роки тому +127

      My favorite line.
      "I tried to do this gig sitting down but they couldn't legally classify it as stand up."

    • @Sylvia_Holler
      @Sylvia_Holler 4 роки тому +31

      I never felt so understood in my entire life.

    • @stephenmiller7388
      @stephenmiller7388 4 роки тому +14

      @@Sylvia_Holler can,t be arsed

    • @harryturner8701
      @harryturner8701 2 роки тому +19

      jesus mary and joseph and all of his carpenter friends

    • @sethmyers5666
      @sethmyers5666 2 роки тому +4

      Mine as well, I feel that line was really underrated.

  • @lizziedoll321
    @lizziedoll321 3 роки тому +1084

    "I can't em.. I can't eh.. BE ARSED!" Cracks me up everytime 😂

    • @mikebarnard7957
      @mikebarnard7957 3 роки тому +11

      Aisling is a STAR.

    • @michaelmartinez459
      @michaelmartinez459 3 роки тому +11

      What did that mean?
      Sorry I'm American.

    • @daniela.cedillo-vargas
      @daniela.cedillo-vargas 3 роки тому +31

      @@michaelmartinez459 like "I can't be bothered" but funny

    • @izzyfox7575
      @izzyfox7575 3 роки тому +9

      I watch this clip every 6 months or so, just for that bit! 😆

    • @lizziedoll321
      @lizziedoll321 3 роки тому +4

      @@izzyfox7575 I know!!! Me too 😂😂

  • @Hubbledriver
    @Hubbledriver 3 роки тому +617

    " Two perverts spanking a Ghost ", Is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
    Golden.

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 роки тому +3986

    I've never seen someone manage to be both cool as hell and dorky af at the same damn time. She's awesome tho.

    • @baldwinwallace4926
      @baldwinwallace4926 4 роки тому +3

      Wow -- you must be desperate for any kind of entertainment ... as she sucks.

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 роки тому +190

      @@baldwinwallace4926 wow -- you must be desperate for validation, because humour is subjective and nobody asked you, mate.

    • @rokuthedog
      @rokuthedog 4 роки тому +71

      @@baldwinwallace4926 post your best 10 minutes of standup

    • @arnie0199
      @arnie0199 3 роки тому +7

      @Masticatious woah there buddy. Dont be mean to the mean comment 🙄 We must remember that that is not a person, but a digital representation of what they were before.

    • @arnie0199
      @arnie0199 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah i dont know what im talking about
      It all came to me in a vision ya know?

  • @zinganeatsr4011
    @zinganeatsr4011 4 роки тому +4762

    I’ve never seen someone go 10 minutes without breathing before

  • @ahaley3292
    @ahaley3292 3 роки тому +749

    "I even tried to do this gig sitting down, but they said they couldn't legally classify it as stand-up. Hey Yoooo!" She's a riot.

    • @markdoubleu3807
      @markdoubleu3807 2 роки тому +8

      I came across this comment right as she was saying the line, and that was just a fantastic moment.
      Thank you!

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 2 роки тому +3

      I once went to see a comedian perform. They never showed up.
      Well, what did you expect from a 'stand-up' !
      Other than to be stood up !

    • @patrickdoyle9369
      @patrickdoyle9369 2 роки тому

      She's more prettier than funny, guess you'd be better as a model. But what she is wearing leaves a LOT TO BE DERSIRED, and suits he in no way. It does her no favours what so ever. I don't know about the fact you can not be arsed to do any exercise, seems to me, it looks like you cannot be arsed to put effort into you dress sense. About as funny as an infected verruca

    • @tim40gabby25
      @tim40gabby25 2 роки тому

      Dave Allen was there before her...

    • @v2o3
      @v2o3 2 роки тому

      I want to do stand up lying down. Kind of like a psychotherapy thing. Unfortunately I am not very funny.

  • @bonniechops1
    @bonniechops1 3 місяці тому +2

    Very funny and pleasing to the eye 😀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @wallyrupert
    @wallyrupert 5 років тому +9468

    Interesting way of getting more views; Say it's "Not viewable in UK/Ireland" and instantly every curious bastard (like me) in UK/Ireland tries it out!

    • @FazMarkar
      @FazMarkar 5 років тому +30

      Probably not for sale in UK/Ireland

    • @cezza6474
      @cezza6474 5 років тому +21

      Didn’t notice it until I started watching the vid 😂

    • @cass276
      @cass276 5 років тому +39

      Yeah!....it's telling the kids you MUST NOT.........and whats the first thing they do?....yeah!

    • @McLeanAmy
      @McLeanAmy 5 років тому +14

      Yes, exactly the same!

    • @silenttalker829
      @silenttalker829 5 років тому +13

      wallyrupert It’s good to see I’m not the only one

  • @sadman7753
    @sadman7753 4 роки тому +4275

    "jesus mary and joseph and all of his carpenter friends"

    • @geraldomelo8371
      @geraldomelo8371 4 роки тому +25

      Sam Stealar I died at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sadman7753
      @sadman7753 4 роки тому +12

      @@geraldomelo8371 we all did😂😂

    • @aaronl22
      @aaronl22 4 роки тому +2

      Sam Stealar +

    • @thewanderer3110
      @thewanderer3110 4 роки тому +14

      Yes, we all watched the vid too..

    • @Vinwelder
      @Vinwelder 4 роки тому +4

      @Jim Nickles I think I would like it but a fat-bob and superglide are two different bikes. Maybe the father on a fat-bob, the son on a superglide, and the holy spirit on a Fatboy (in spirit that is) ?🤣 Definitely doesn't sound as good though for sure...

  • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
    @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 роки тому +1370

    Apollo: Áislíng, how long's your set?
    Áislíng: 30 minutes.
    Apollo: We only have 10 minutes available.
    Áislíng: Hold my beer!

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 роки тому +26

      There are no fadas in Aisling btw

    • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
      @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 роки тому +17

      @@ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 Hi Ciarán, thanks for the feedback. Glad to hear that! The Catholic church in Ireland has a lot to answer for so I'm relieved no skanky priest managed to taint our beloved Aisling.

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 роки тому +5

      @@5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k i- what?

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 роки тому +2

      @@5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k I mean true but that was from nowhere. Had me like 😳

    • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
      @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 роки тому +9

      @@ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 Hey bro, you brought it up. I distinctly remember you saying no "Fathers in Aisling"... Maybe I misheard your accent.
      Yep...
      Comedy is not my strong point!
      Hahaha

  • @MarkRobertIrl
    @MarkRobertIrl Рік тому +3

    Watching in Ireland. Take that UA-cam!

  • @impatief1096
    @impatief1096 4 роки тому +712

    Asked for directions in Ireland, what I got was: if I was trying to get to there I wouldn't be starting from here

    • @rogerphilabaum4563
      @rogerphilabaum4563 4 роки тому +4

      Funny Farm

    • @GuadalupePicasso
      @GuadalupePicasso 4 роки тому +152

      Impatief I’ve had it saved in my phone’s notes for 5 years now, but I’ll never forget the one time that I asked a friend in Central Ireland for her address, so that I could catch a taxi. She said, “Where I live, there are no addresses”, as she typed in “go three miles past the village, past the three houses on the left, and I’m then the first one past the stone fence, with the green door. If you reach the cemetery, you’ve gone too far.”
      I got there super late, when she and her family were already in bed, so she said that she’d leave the aforementioned green door unlocked for me. Given the nature of the directions, I was beyond relieved to see them in the morning, knowing that I had indeed slept on the correct couch.

    • @philipdunne3047
      @philipdunne3047 4 роки тому +50

      Take the 2nd left after were the church used to be :)

    • @annedunne4526
      @annedunne4526 4 роки тому +35

      People still give these mad directions here. We were looking for the nursing home where our grandmother was and we were told to go to where the old hospital USED to be and turn left.

    • @rtsharlotte
      @rtsharlotte 4 роки тому +11

      @@GuadalupePicasso This is very true. I live in Ireland and the road outside my house doesn't even have a number and even those that do it's useless quoting them because most Irish don't use them. My house just has a name and I'm the same when drivers ask me for directions. Lol

  • @arthurelliott8171
    @arthurelliott8171 5 років тому +4300

    I give kudos. Her fast speech means she has to write a significant bit more comedy than other comedians to fill the same time frame. I'm guestimating about 40% more. At least.

    • @arthurelliott8171
      @arthurelliott8171 5 років тому +27

      @Berlin Mark Mitch was the funniest. I think he talked so slow because his audience took so long to get his jokes. King of the one liners, for sure!

    • @tobiassauer2971
      @tobiassauer2971 5 років тому +21

      Guestimating, love that word.

    • @natecar1
      @natecar1 5 років тому +41

      Can speak from experience it's just from being Irish

    • @bodbn
      @bodbn 4 роки тому +1

      She still sucks

    • @musicmad67
      @musicmad67 4 роки тому +2

      Arthur Elliott
      Haha! good point

  • @alexlefay
    @alexlefay 9 місяців тому +2

    "She is speaking fast" nah mate she's just Irish 😂😂😂

  • @responseability185
    @responseability185 2 роки тому +1

    Not viewable by uk? Yet was made in UK, and am watching right now. Bull

  • @nlknok77
    @nlknok77 5 років тому +1391

    "You're standing innocently over a dead body in the countryside. " lol

    • @Rog5446
      @Rog5446 5 років тому +8

      Yes, she was a police officer attending a crime.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 роки тому +4

      And those damn birds going BCAW BCAW

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 4 роки тому +2

      She didnt say it was a _human_ body.

  • @dagliocchibui
    @dagliocchibui 5 років тому +916

    When you're Italian and you manage to understand 90% of it *satisfaction*

    • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
      @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 років тому +23

      Molto bene!!

    • @tay8681
      @tay8681 5 років тому +2

      Yesss

    • @tay8681
      @tay8681 5 років тому +28

      Yeah im italian and everyone talks loud and fast with lots of hand motions so this is nothing lol

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 5 років тому +4

      Inglese avanzata ;0)

    • @georginafothergill3905
      @georginafothergill3905 5 років тому +10

      That's impressive cos I'm English and I sometimes struggle with the Irish accent 😂

  • @chuckselvage3157
    @chuckselvage3157 19 днів тому

    The faces she pulls are gold.😍

  • @helenswan705
    @helenswan705 Рік тому

    Not viewable in UK? Watching right now!

  • @jacoboleary9076
    @jacoboleary9076 4 роки тому +1846

    Why is her "baby in the toilet" voice exactly Orla's mom from Derry Girls

    • @mikaeltruelove
      @mikaeltruelove 4 роки тому +84

      Aunt Sarah is my spirit animal

    • @jacoboleary9076
      @jacoboleary9076 4 роки тому +32

      @@mikaeltruelove Sister Michael here

    • @mokkabeanful
      @mokkabeanful 4 роки тому +20

      Michelle is who I want to grow up to be

    • @LaRa-mo5zb
      @LaRa-mo5zb 4 роки тому +5

      I thought the same 😂😂😂

    • @anchyi1202
      @anchyi1202 4 роки тому +1

      Practice

  • @flickdude3
    @flickdude3 4 роки тому +978

    Who's here after watching Netflix's Living With Yourself? She's brilliant!

    • @cartoonjunkie7411
      @cartoonjunkie7411 4 роки тому +3

      me, though I have seen her in other things like "Very British Problems"

    • @tahliaevans5444
      @tahliaevans5444 4 роки тому

      YES!!

    • @lorgabluc
      @lorgabluc 4 роки тому +6

      I am discovering this brillant artist ! Thanks to Netflix

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 4 роки тому +4

      i knew her before living with yourself and i was so happy to see her in it!

    • @deegee6184
      @deegee6184 4 роки тому

      Haha... Got me...

  • @L3SSTH4NL33T
    @L3SSTH4NL33T 4 місяці тому +8

    I think it might be physically impossible to dislike Aisling Bea

  • @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists
    @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists 2 роки тому +312

    Aisling, thank you for fitting a 22 minute monologue into 11. I am so happy I have a bonus 11 minutes in my life. If I keep watching you, I might live forever!

  • @leriadantius8732
    @leriadantius8732 4 роки тому +1190

    I love her voice and her intonations. Sometimes it sounds like she is singing !

    • @monsterbash9758
      @monsterbash9758 4 роки тому +24

      Irish accents are basically my kink.

    • @fergalhughes165
      @fergalhughes165 4 роки тому +5

      @@monsterbash9758 That's sick!

    • @HasanJaffrey
      @HasanJaffrey 4 роки тому +6

      She actually is a good singer!

    • @thenextshenanigantownandth4393
      @thenextshenanigantownandth4393 4 роки тому +11

      @@monsterbash9758 Her accent is a little Englishized look up Jessie buckely to hear a more true accent. Much stronger nasal sound lol Also we had alot of BBC back in Ireland so it influenced it. Her accent is super posh. There is no one Irish accent mind you there is a accent every few miles.

    • @fivehundredlux
      @fivehundredlux 4 роки тому +3

      I am the 500th like just gonna leave that there

  • @vashonwilliams778
    @vashonwilliams778 4 роки тому +314

    “I don’t even listen to sad music in case I’ll be moved”

  • @kevh9497
    @kevh9497 Рік тому

    It IS viewable in UK/Ireland.. I'm watching it right now!

  • @davidbosquette4798
    @davidbosquette4798 Рік тому +91

    Trust me as someone who grew up in the Irish Countryside, that story about talking to the passing traffic hits hard.

  • @SteveCowlishaw
    @SteveCowlishaw 4 роки тому +450

    Aisling: "I talk too fast"
    *speed is on 1.5*
    Me: "lies!"

  • @cian634
    @cian634 5 років тому +319

    2:27 as an Irish person brought up in the middle of absolute nowhere. Honestlysame 😂

    • @Blackwolfufk
      @Blackwolfufk 5 років тому +12

      Sounds like the Northeast of Wisconsin as well lol.

    • @anxiety_ridden_teen3249
      @anxiety_ridden_teen3249 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah same here

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 роки тому +2

      Blackwolfufk
      Haha been there

    • @johntaylor8463
      @johntaylor8463 4 роки тому +2

      The middle of nowhere is the real somewhere.

    • @xxiloveitallxx
      @xxiloveitallxx 4 роки тому +3

      Yep, same. Moved to a small city. Million times better. And no more bloody crows!

  • @rnedlo9909
    @rnedlo9909 3 роки тому +70

    English in the hands of the Irish is like a Stradivarius violin in the hands of a master

    • @celticdodge5282
      @celticdodge5282 3 роки тому +5

      Lol, thanks bro much appreciated 👍🍀😂.

    • @marklammas2465
      @marklammas2465 3 роки тому +5

      English in the hands of the Irish... Some of the best English literature ever written.

    • @mikesrandomchannel
      @mikesrandomchannel 3 роки тому +3

      That is one beautiful comment.

    • @YuriyNasretdinov
      @YuriyNasretdinov 2 роки тому

      ...in the hands of a pianist :)

    • @raytracer2651
      @raytracer2651 2 роки тому +1

      A well known fact because our own language is so poetic.

  • @timogin4377
    @timogin4377 8 місяців тому +2

    I find Aisling Bea incredibly attractive.

  • @jimmyendacott8663
    @jimmyendacott8663 4 роки тому +523

    Some people are just naturally funny. Doesn't matter what they say, you just laugh. Aisling is one of those people.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 3 роки тому +7

      No she isn't.

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam 2 роки тому +17

      @@peterlombard2292 131 vs 3 so far.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 2 роки тому +4

      @@mrbejam "131 vs 3 so far" And your point is what exactly? That 131 people like her? I know more people who think Aisling Bee is over-rated and just not funny than actually like her or would pay to see her show.

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam 2 роки тому +12

      @@peterlombard2292 it was a joke. Get a sense of humour.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 2 роки тому +3

      @@mrbejam Well it was neither a funny nor obvious one. What you call "a joke", many will see as little more than snide barb and carping. Before condescendingly telling others what they should do, you may wish to consider the possibility that the problem lies closer to home with an inability or arrgoant refusal to appreciate that much can be lost in text exchanges? Aisling Bea, humourous at best or over-rated, tired, predicatble and clichéd at worst. Pretty much all comedians have their respective followers and supporters, however, that almost 3k are motivated to dislike the vid' suggest something is wrong with what she is doing.

  • @martybhoy72
    @martybhoy72 5 років тому +1934

    Not viewable in UK/Ireland? I've just watched it in the UK

  • @Steve-kr2rf
    @Steve-kr2rf 8 місяців тому

    My favourite comedian 😊

  • @charlesbarlow4129
    @charlesbarlow4129 Рік тому

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @Shortcutguitlssns
    @Shortcutguitlssns 5 років тому +1039

    I could listen to her talk all day long...even if she read the phone book.

    • @desertsail912
      @desertsail912 5 років тому +79

      It would take her about a minute and a half.

    • @dgphi
      @dgphi 5 років тому +31

      What is this "phone book" you speak of?

    • @Greg042869
      @Greg042869 5 років тому +1

      True, but I don't expect to laugh.

    • @Gnarlf
      @Gnarlf 5 років тому +8

      wouldn't take her all day. Probably the reason why they want to devolop faster phones. But seriously. She is highly entertaining

    • @tejasnayak
      @tejasnayak 5 років тому +13

      Me too... Her voice & accent is intoxication

  • @voicesinmyhead7303
    @voicesinmyhead7303 5 років тому +1003

    Funniest part to me... "Not viewable in UK/Ireland"... posted by No Limitation.......................

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 5 років тому +9

      Lol, good call!

    • @PaulEcosse
      @PaulEcosse 5 років тому +16

      Yep. Just watched it in Scotland. All hail the internet.

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 5 років тому +14

      Visions of a grey man in a trench coat carrying a floppy disc past the border guards.

    • @Phantasia.Official
      @Phantasia.Official 5 років тому +4

      You didn't miss actually nothing, the humor was boring.

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 років тому

      Voices InMyHead lol 😂

  • @thesilentslasher5739
    @thesilentslasher5739 2 роки тому +1

    "Not viewable in UK/Ireland" Maybe in 2018. Its viewable now in 2021

  • @Legionmint7091
    @Legionmint7091 6 місяців тому +1

    I love her.

  • @nirbhikasachdev3373
    @nirbhikasachdev3373 3 роки тому +134

    A very relevant time to be talking about Kanye and his confidence.

  • @anna-gf2uw
    @anna-gf2uw 5 років тому +435

    "Jesus lads, it's a long long way to Tipperary. I don't think we could make it there, I don't think we could make it anywhere." 😂😂😂

    • @TheSiobhan12
      @TheSiobhan12 5 років тому +6

      LOL I was dying!!!!😂😂

    • @royaleadrianamv379
      @royaleadrianamv379 4 роки тому +8

      And you read it with an accent

    • @Galahad54
      @Galahad54 4 роки тому +2

      When I was a child, I wondered what a rarie was, and why folks were so eager to tip one.

  • @alansturgess1324
    @alansturgess1324 2 роки тому

    "Floop" - excellent word to use alliteratively for the withdrawal moment.

  • @MatthewMcVeagh
    @MatthewMcVeagh 2 роки тому

    Currently viewing in UK/Ireland.

  • @sajidmohammed19
    @sajidmohammed19 3 роки тому +111

    Pure genius!! So naturally talented, this is how comedy stand ups need to be!! Her story telling and comic timing is on point!!

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 11 місяців тому +3

      even on the panel shows she's on, she's absolutely fantastic. her improv skills are second to none

  • @dkamouflage
    @dkamouflage 3 роки тому +64

    "You're all gonna have to jump on the Venga Bus of Enthusiasm and beep the horn with this one."
    My new favorite Beaism.

  • @kaputfretudy
    @kaputfretudy Рік тому +2

    When she talks about clothes made from mud and birds nest as noodles it reminds me of Dylan Moran’s humour. I wonder if that kind of absurdism (for lack of a better word) is part of Irish humour.

  • @anonUK
    @anonUK 2 роки тому

    Yet here I am, in the middle of the UK, no vpn, on the UA-cam app no less, viewing it.

  • @oddicocidic
    @oddicocidic 5 років тому +474

    A 2 two hour show in 11min. Not bad.

    • @tippycanoe823
      @tippycanoe823 5 років тому +6

      Peter Henriksen underrated comment

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 років тому

      Peter Henriksen why did you click on it then? 🤨

    • @oddicocidic
      @oddicocidic 5 років тому +20

      @@xxIluvyouguysxx if you can't take a joke why did you click on it?

    • @saralight2584
      @saralight2584 5 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @dannyboy1868
      @dannyboy1868 5 років тому +4

      The speed she talks there’s 2 hrs worth

  • @christianjalexander
    @christianjalexander 4 роки тому +98

    "no one for MILES and MILES around" -- can't hear her say those words the same way after Living with Yourself.

  • @jertunes22
    @jertunes22 10 місяців тому +1

    "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph and all of his carpenter friends." ROFL

  • @davetheknave6482
    @davetheknave6482 2 роки тому +1

    Why isn't this viewable in the UK/Ireland?

  • @TheAbydos76
    @TheAbydos76 2 роки тому +33

    Anyone able to get laughs in front of an audience these days deserves a measure of appreciation. Well done!

  • @jamielewis1737
    @jamielewis1737 5 років тому +133

    Can't get over my annoyance of that bulb being broken in the 'o' 💡😭

    • @siriuslyorion2975
      @siriuslyorion2975 5 років тому +27

      Well now I can't un-see that thanks prick

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 5 років тому +1

      lol 😆

    • @clubkid3438
      @clubkid3438 4 роки тому +1

      How can u be that guy and have the same name as me change it to Giles or something

    • @squarepeg9484
      @squarepeg9484 4 роки тому

      I saw that immediately too!

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 4 роки тому +1

      Makes me want to go over there and smash every other bulb.

  • @Darth-Claw-Killflex
    @Darth-Claw-Killflex Рік тому

    Less than two minutes in, I wished I were in UK/Ireland, around Apr 2015.

  • @Telstar62a
    @Telstar62a Рік тому

    Wow! You sure get your money's worth....20 minutes of comedy in just 11 minutes!

  • @AC-qo8oq
    @AC-qo8oq 4 роки тому +139

    She’s clever and just so gorgeous.

  • @andrewgutmann9432
    @andrewgutmann9432 4 роки тому +1077

    *Irish people:* The English have oppressed us for centuries. How can we get revenge?
    *Aisling, Caoimhe, Niamh, Sioban, and Saoirse:* I have an idea.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 4 роки тому +47

      But during the dark ages, the Irish spent hundreds of years taking slaves from Wales and South West England. But they don’t like to mention that.

    • @dylan.r2157
      @dylan.r2157 4 роки тому +83

      SvenTviking and Oliver Cromwell kled 10% of the population of Ireland and sold over 200,000 Irish people into slavery so...

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 роки тому +20

      @@SvenTviking Good for them. Maybe the Welsh and the South West Englanders should have fought harder.

    • @KHBogWitch
      @KHBogWitch 4 роки тому +24

      SvenTviking did you miss the joke bro?

    • @DeclinedMercy
      @DeclinedMercy 4 роки тому +66

      @@SvenTviking people from south Britain did the same, one of St Patrick's 2 surviving books is all about condemning a British king for being too aggressive in enslaving Irish people, since we are trying to tell little known facts why not point out that both coasts raided each other so their slaves would not be of their own. And since we are revealing hidden truths about slavery, why not talk about the fact that slavery in some form was widely accepted in most cultures at the time, why not talk about the fact that slavery in Gaelic Ireland stopped spontaneously by the 13th century. Why don't we also talk about how the Irish enslavement of the Welsh St Patrick and the resulting introduction of the Latin alphabet to Ireland resulted in the preservation and reproduction of countless Roman texts that would have been lost to time, Ireland being the only stable literate society in western Europe after Rome collapsed.

  • @buffymcmuffin5361
    @buffymcmuffin5361 3 роки тому

    What a fun surprise to find on UA-cam

  • @howardmckeown7187
    @howardmckeown7187 Рік тому

    best comedienne ever!

  • @jessface777
    @jessface777 4 роки тому +206

    Glad I'm not the only one who feels awkward around young hot male docs! lol

    • @miaschu8175
      @miaschu8175 3 роки тому +7

      The most handsome doctor, with kind eyes and a deep, soothing voice, came to my hospital bed, where I couldn't move due to incredible pain, and all I could think was, "You're too gorgeous to be an NHS doctor. Please can I have the old one with an abrupt bedside manner and halitosis. There's gotta be one like that, here, somewhere." 😆

  • @k.c1126
    @k.c1126 3 роки тому +28

    Every now and then I have to come back and watch this entire set from beginning to end .... classic, iconic Aisling ....

  • @drakewauters2109
    @drakewauters2109 7 місяців тому

    So excellent.

  • @kenzietownsend6644
    @kenzietownsend6644 4 місяці тому

    She's so great.

  • @dkewlguy
    @dkewlguy 3 роки тому +45

    That crowd missed her quick little punches so many times.

  • @lblincoe2094
    @lblincoe2094 2 роки тому +72

    I personally love that she speaks fast! I've gotten into a terrible, impatience-driven habit of watching all videos at 1.5-2x speed because they just drag to me otherwise and this was probably the first video I've been able to watch at standard speed and not feel agonizingly fidgety! In fact, at increased speed I couldn't understand a word she was saying! lol So carry on talking at break neck speed, some of us appreciate it!

    • @kevingramling5443
      @kevingramling5443 2 роки тому

      Thats called bipolar

    • @lillianfortuin2983
      @lillianfortuin2983 Рік тому +2

      I do exactly the same 😂

    • @lblincoe2094
      @lblincoe2094 Рік тому +8

      @@kevingramling5443 That word, I do not think it means what you think it means. 😆

    • @squishedpimp
      @squishedpimp Рік тому +3

      @@kevingramling5443 As a card carrying member of the Society of the Two-Poled I can assure you it is not. We're too busy seeing what it would sound like if you played literally every youtube video at once because it would unlock some secret realm of hitherto unknowable existence or, you know, we're catatonically depressed. Or the middling inbetween state which, in a coincidence I'm sure you'll agree is quite extraordinary, I refer to as the Kevin Gramling experience.

    • @sheezle3
      @sheezle3 Рік тому +2

      @@kevingramling5443 Sounds more like ADHD. Especially the fidgety part

  • @buffster948
    @buffster948 Рік тому

    This gal's got the gift of the gab, to be sure. Never mind kissing the Blarney Stone, she must have snogged it! 😂

  • @janetclaireSays
    @janetclaireSays 4 місяці тому

    She's the best.

  • @shaunlowe5108
    @shaunlowe5108 4 роки тому +465

    I had no idea she was a comedian. I thought she was an actress. But she's hilarious though

    • @82Echo411
      @82Echo411 4 роки тому +10

      She has been in a few series. Check IMDB.

    • @SheSaidWalkOnOver
      @SheSaidWalkOnOver 4 роки тому +14

      she’s been on UK tv for years but i think we’re glad to see she’s breaking hollywood!

    • @BrendanMcGinley
      @BrendanMcGinley 4 роки тому +12

      She's also a writer! "This Way Up" is incredible.

    • @sparksfly5877
      @sparksfly5877 4 роки тому +13

      Most female comedians are like “me have vag” but she’s actually really good. 10/10 comedians.

    • @fiddleandfart
      @fiddleandfart 3 роки тому +1

      Both!

  • @katmcdowellmusic
    @katmcdowellmusic 4 роки тому +18

    I need to watch this multiple times to catch all the jokes in there! What an amazing comedian! 😂

  • @LenaL146
    @LenaL146 19 днів тому

    I can’t be arsed to exercise either!!!! 😂

  • @jkc7134
    @jkc7134 Рік тому +1

    Earrings on point.

  • @roder51
    @roder51 6 місяців тому +5

    One of the best Comediennes I've seen in a really long time.

  • @STEVENWHELAN1
    @STEVENWHELAN1 4 роки тому +448

    Hey guys the reason shes speaking fast is because she's Irish , I'm Irish and even this is slow compared to me . We slow down for the sake of everyone else actually hahaha

    • @musicmad67
      @musicmad67 4 роки тому +2

      Haha thanks!

    • @angelacummins
      @angelacummins 4 роки тому +22

      So true! I'm Irish too, and from Tipperary. And I also thought she was actually speaking slowly, slowing down for people to understand. Been from Tipperary, we can talk way faster than this! Praise be

    • @makatron
      @makatron 4 роки тому +7

      I'm Dominican that learned English out TV and movies and I understood her completely. Also here we speak so fast even I don't know what I say when I replay voice notes. 😂

    • @STEVENWHELAN1
      @STEVENWHELAN1 4 роки тому +3

      @@makatron Yes, you understand her because she slows down, my point exactly!

    • @makatron
      @makatron 4 роки тому +4

      @@STEVENWHELAN1 true, I've seen it I person and is like speaking in hyperdrive, same with us in Spanish speaking like we're always in a hurry

  • @HG_1879
    @HG_1879 Рік тому +1

    It's very much viewable in the UK...

  • @strangeity
    @strangeity Місяць тому

    I forgot where I got the phrase “Jesus Mary and Joseph and all of his carpenter friends” from and then I rediscovered it here 😭😭

  • @WriterFergus
    @WriterFergus 4 роки тому +118

    I have met Aisling (Edinburgh festival) and she is a thoroughly lovely person, not only funny.

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 4 роки тому +3

      Your a lucky fella

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 3 роки тому +6

      Snap! I met her after a gig in Hackney and she was SO lovely, charming and kind! One of my best memories.

    • @fiddleandfart
      @fiddleandfart 3 роки тому +1

      Lucky you..!

    • @davidhaughton6830
      @davidhaughton6830 3 роки тому

      S

  • @steveblackbird5174
    @steveblackbird5174 3 роки тому +40

    God, I love this woman, so hilariously funny, such a gorgeous soul... always makes me laugh. "I don't even listen to sad music in case I'll be moved" lol Brilliant!

  • @margeryfranko1850
    @margeryfranko1850 2 роки тому

    Thank you Aisling Bea 😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😂

  • @maksphoto78
    @maksphoto78 5 місяців тому

    I'm in the UK and I can see it.

  • @funsterkeyven
    @funsterkeyven 2 роки тому +24

    she is a complete natural comedian. what an amazing talent. I only just heard of her an hour ago and I was completely enthralled by her interview with Jonathan Ross.

  • @anthonywhelan5419
    @anthonywhelan5419 5 років тому +205

    Love this girl. Wish there were more videos of her.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 років тому +7

      Shes hilarious on QI

    • @hayatrouble18
      @hayatrouble18 4 роки тому +1

      She's in the netflix show living with yourself

  • @AlanFlewker
    @AlanFlewker 2 роки тому

    Watching this in the UK

  • @Im_who_made_you_life
    @Im_who_made_you_life 2 роки тому +1

    U should listen at x1.75 speed it is hilarious 🤣

  • @theshywolfie6655
    @theshywolfie6655 3 роки тому +21

    "Americans just have confidence"
    me locked alone in my room because I'm too nervous to talk to the guests: " *CoNfiDeNcE* "

    • @basmalasaad3039
      @basmalasaad3039 3 роки тому +2

      I can RELATE. I get so excited about a visit and get all dressed up yet the moment I hear a knock on the door, panic arises out of nowhere and I don't want anyone to know I'm there.

  • @ahsansiddiqui4263
    @ahsansiddiqui4263 5 років тому +610

    jesus marie and joseph and all of his carpenter friends ! lol

    • @Rog5446
      @Rog5446 5 років тому +8

      She forgot his fishermen friends!

  • @zoellerzoeller105
    @zoellerzoeller105 2 роки тому

    Aisling is Fabulous!!!!🤩😍🥰😘😘😘

  • @domy6827
    @domy6827 Рік тому

    I usually watch videos at 2x speed, but I had to watch this one at 1.5x

  • @ajinkyamehere5365
    @ajinkyamehere5365 5 років тому +40

    I absolutely loved her accent. And, she was funny too. Would love to listen more of her comedy.

  • @DocDrowsy
    @DocDrowsy 4 роки тому +155

    Anyone else notice the weird cut when she mentioned the sports making her feel pregnant?

    • @nematoaddd
      @nematoaddd 4 роки тому +15

      Joking about pregnancy or talking about it in detail is still to obscene lol.

    • @WWIIDDSS
      @WWIIDDSS 4 роки тому +16

      DocDrowsy I noticed multiple cuts, censorship I would wager.

    • @saborflamenco1137
      @saborflamenco1137 3 роки тому

      You missed the joke entirely. Try listening again.

    • @miaschu8175
      @miaschu8175 3 роки тому

      Censorship by whom? It would have been shown in its entirety on BBC.

    • @ihatesnakeu7190
      @ihatesnakeu7190 3 роки тому +1

      @@miaschu8175... That has to be ironic... Truth on BCC? In what world are you living?

  • @alirezaderazgisoo9214
    @alirezaderazgisoo9214 Рік тому

    she is amazing

  • @Isrjisoneavalable
    @Isrjisoneavalable 5 років тому +71

    Irish people tend to talk faster than other English speaking countries.

    • @eleo_b
      @eleo_b 5 років тому +1

      emily collins • I think it’s because they hardly articulate ;)

    • @davenolan3082
      @davenolan3082 5 років тому +1

      That's irish

    • @mezalong
      @mezalong 4 роки тому +2

      The Irish speak at a pace set by the English. England rules them.

    • @STEVENWHELAN1
      @STEVENWHELAN1 4 роки тому +9

      @@mezalong that's not true lol you're clueless

    • @STEVENWHELAN1
      @STEVENWHELAN1 4 роки тому +7

      @@mezalong that's very original pea brain , want a penny for your intelligence?

  • @78terrier
    @78terrier 2 роки тому +4

    Hands up who is watching this in UK/Ireland.

  • @warmswarm
    @warmswarm 2 роки тому +1

    HEY everybody, you won't believe it , but THIS IS VIEWABLE IN THE UK & IRELAND. What are the chances of that?

  • @libbyworkman3459
    @libbyworkman3459 Рік тому

    When I watch her, I use the control at the top to slow the speed down to 75%. That makes her sound normal to me.

  • @quayevano
    @quayevano 7 місяців тому +3

    Did she even breathe? Man that was fast and funny! I'm now a fan.

  • @jhonhall928
    @jhonhall928 5 років тому +25

    Beautiful Irish comedian not to hard to take. Bless her heart.

  • @timpreston459
    @timpreston459 2 роки тому

    Live in England excellent viewing no probs. V funny

  • @eugeniaromerofoligna1002
    @eugeniaromerofoligna1002 Рік тому

    Okayyy that was incredible.

  • @brandonburt128
    @brandonburt128 3 роки тому +58

    Her impression of a man on Secret Eaters: "I don' t know why I can't lose any weight-all I do all day is eat less." Aisling Bea is a genius.

    • @jasonmurkin3364
      @jasonmurkin3364 2 роки тому +30

      She actually said "...all I do is eat lettuce" 👍🏻

    • @markwhitman9542
      @markwhitman9542 Рік тому +1

      The person is eating LETTUCE... and each time a GATEAU CAKE...

    • @higgme1ster
      @higgme1ster 9 місяців тому

      @@markwhitman9542 In my seventy years I have never heard of a Gâteau. I never even knew that there is an Apollo Theater in London either.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 2 місяці тому

      I thought she said ghetto... as in, a lot.