The US President's $2,614 Per Minute Transport System

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  • @AxionSmurf
    @AxionSmurf 5 років тому +18883

    Actually, each of the cars carries a single piece of the President's body, and he is reassembled at the destination.

    • @michaelspoto8720
      @michaelspoto8720 5 років тому +890

      seriously? i knew our gov't had crazy good technology that we dont know about but i did not know this. we really are the best country in the world.

    • @lukeparys7499
      @lukeparys7499 5 років тому +72

      r/woooosh

    • @CattusYT
      @CattusYT 5 років тому +40

      R/whoosh

    • @shweep80
      @shweep80 5 років тому +392

      @@lukeparys7499 bruh he was joking too

    • @leemartin7231
      @leemartin7231 5 років тому +47

      @@michaelspoto8720 don't be dumb he's joking

  • @memegenarator632
    @memegenarator632 4 роки тому +11501

    Plot twist: the president is actually on a motorcycle and all the other cars are props

    • @gaebolglancer
      @gaebolglancer 4 роки тому +243

      Bro wtff

    • @saaj_uk
      @saaj_uk 4 роки тому +611

      I'd say the president seen on TV and travelling to other countries is a decoy and the real deal is back at the Whitehouse.

    • @T2G-DJT
      @T2G-DJT 4 роки тому +294

      Damn bro Trump gotta hook me up on that weight loss program

    • @alexluke84
      @alexluke84 4 роки тому +69

      That is the craziest plot twist 👌

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 роки тому +250

      Nah the president actually got there days in advance and the whole convoy is for show

  • @marcsonnenberg623
    @marcsonnenberg623 4 роки тому +7646

    The drivers window isn't used for tolls, it's used for McDonald's drive thru.

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 4 роки тому +45

      @ray rayandray based on how you referred to the President I'm going on a limb and stating that you're not very smart

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 4 роки тому +26

      @ray rayandray ...what?

    • @jaredlapierre1304
      @jaredlapierre1304 4 роки тому +32

      this presidency, definitely

    • @jaredlapierre1304
      @jaredlapierre1304 4 роки тому +11

      @ray rayandray low grade troll is fail. take a walk out of your ma's basement for once lmao

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 4 роки тому +125

      ‘mr president we’re going to mcdonalds would you like a happy meal?’

  • @Redacted341
    @Redacted341 4 роки тому +2494

    [[motorcade gets under attacked]]
    president with a grenade launcher: im gonna do what is called a pro gamer move

    • @mcj0014
      @mcj0014 4 роки тому +33

      White House under attack reference?

    • @Redacted341
      @Redacted341 4 роки тому +3

      @@mcj0014 yup

    • @mcj0014
      @mcj0014 4 роки тому

      Anthony gaming Rosa noice

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 4 роки тому +3

      Metal Wolf Chaos intensifies.

    • @nicks4727
      @nicks4727 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds like the Saints Row 4 president

  • @FastFierce
    @FastFierce 5 років тому +6313

    When your overprotective mom becomes a billionaire

  • @RayPossibleGT
    @RayPossibleGT 5 років тому +3887

    Plot twist: The President is in the crowd watching his motorcade drive past

    • @cllcccic8270
      @cllcccic8270 5 років тому +4

      lazy shit comment

    • @aidanmusic_0898
      @aidanmusic_0898 5 років тому +6

      Ahaha

    • @halowarrior1000
      @halowarrior1000 5 років тому +74

      The president assassinates his body double and goes on to live an entirely new life.

    • @jacerzzzz
      @jacerzzzz 5 років тому +5

      LAMOOOW you’re mad 😂

    • @raredreamfootage
      @raredreamfootage 5 років тому

      And the country is run by the left brain of a mule!

  • @bobjoe2228
    @bobjoe2228 5 років тому +6862

    "These two limos are identical. They even have the same license plate."
    *bombs both limos*

    • @austinmoen5278
      @austinmoen5278 5 років тому +881

      FBI we got him

    • @cheyharv1618
      @cheyharv1618 5 років тому +151

      They bomb proof y’all , don’t you think they thought of dat?

    • @bobjoe2228
      @bobjoe2228 5 років тому +45

      Chey Harv its only bullet proof

    • @v1Accevt
      @v1Accevt 5 років тому +76

      @@bobjoe2228 did u not watch the video, they use something to disrupt radio waves

    • @bobjoe2228
      @bobjoe2228 5 років тому +4

      indian fugitive ik i watched the video

  • @SW-fk3rb
    @SW-fk3rb 4 роки тому +714

    "Mr President, a nuke has been launched against us."
    Alright np, just move to the black truck

    • @dzidkapl
      @dzidkapl 4 роки тому +73

      The black truck is really a counter missile silo. It destroys the nukes, and sends a full scale nuclear strike alone. One black truck can destroy up to 20 countries. It is also armed with 7 armor piercing 500 mm batteries, Supersonic EMP blasters, 2 kinetic railguns and a planet destroying laser cannon. It also has a coffee machine. You know... Just in case...

    • @dzidkapl
      @dzidkapl 4 роки тому +48

      Also, because of the coronavirus pandemic, The Black Truck has to be equipped with at least 5 rolls of toilet paper for 1 km traveled.

    • @BearsThatCare
      @BearsThatCare 4 роки тому +33

      @@dzidkapl Its crazy I would believe every word of that until you said planet destroying ray gun. They'll need another 10 years of defense spending for that one.

    • @dzidkapl
      @dzidkapl 4 роки тому +6

      @@BearsThatCare They bought it from NASA. They had money becasue Obama was no longer a president :)

    • @squeaksquawk4255
      @squeaksquawk4255 4 роки тому +3

      My guess is that it is not meant to treat nuclear bombs, but more likely dirty bombs, an informal term for bombs that spread radioactive material without causing fission. The wording was a bit ambiguous, though.

  • @DoomFinger511
    @DoomFinger511 6 років тому +1619

    As someone who has lived in DC and now NY, you left out that the Secret Service will also weld shut every manhole cover and blue mailbox along the travel route. They also will place snipers on numerous buildings along the route. The window going down on the driver side of the limo isn't really for tolls. That was based on an anecdote a former driver said when they drove through a very rural area and had to pay a few cents for a toll booth. The real reason is so the driver can communicate and pass tangible items between himself and the secret service agents when they are walking alongside the limo. Other facts are the limo's tires (which are lined with kevlar) are filled with a gel-like substance (instead of air) so if shot, they don't blow out. Also, the rims are extended inside the tires so they can drive at highway speeds for several miles if a tire loses pressure.

    • @fiercelypolygons3696
      @fiercelypolygons3696 6 років тому +64

      damn, he should pin ur comment

    • @Coonass
      @Coonass 6 років тому +8

      *Copy and Paste King*

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511 6 років тому +161

      @@Coonass You can copy anything I said into google and won't find an article that matches it word for word. I didn't "copy and paste" anything. I saw the snipers on top of buildings and the roped off roads where they welded the manhole covers and mailboxes all the time. The reason I lived in DC (1998-2003) was because my father was a special agent for the department of justice. He was friends with many secret service agents and would tell me about non-classified secrets that weren't common knowledge. Like for instance the front lawn of the white house has incredibly powerful lights that come out of the ground to blind intruders in-case they try to rush the front door over the lawn. He also called me and my mom during the 9/11 attacks and was able to tell us to get out of the city because it was an attack not some plane accident. That allowed us to beat the panic traffic before it was officially announced on the news.

    • @joewilson4740
      @joewilson4740 5 років тому +22

      I think it’s all well over the top. What a waste of money

    • @ThatGuy-te9wh
      @ThatGuy-te9wh 5 років тому +9

      @@joewilson4740 The president actually just rides in the route car in plain clothes.

  • @TriumvirSajaki
    @TriumvirSajaki 8 років тому +2010

    Now we know which UA-camr is going to get a visit from the Secret Service

    • @TriumvirSajaki
      @TriumvirSajaki 8 років тому +38

      LegendLength
      hahaha, for telling people when the president is most exposed! it was supposed to be a joke

    • @nostalgia1036
      @nostalgia1036 8 років тому +9

      ULTRANAUT Oh shit now trumps going to be even more protected.

    • @cpMetis
      @cpMetis 8 років тому +26

      "Yes, we saw he searched for 'how to make a...bomb'"
      "What's with the dots?"
      "In place of 'Irish Car'."
      "He was looking up drink information? Holy mother of god green-light green-light."

    • @alicehinga2239
      @alicehinga2239 8 років тому

      cpMetis the

    • @bfunkhouser
      @bfunkhouser 8 років тому +2

      This stuff is not a secret. In fact there's plenty of stuff he left out.

  • @cheetang9494
    @cheetang9494 5 років тому +3882

    Plot twist - the president secretly travelled by metro wearing a wig and a fake beard.

    • @Stfunoah
      @Stfunoah 5 років тому +9

      Chee Tang lmfao

    • @avelus5984
      @avelus5984 5 років тому +20

      Someone with a keen eye would spot him easily.

    • @xorinzor
      @xorinzor 5 років тому +79

      @@avelus5984 trump would just switch wigs, unrecognizable xD

    • @avelus5984
      @avelus5984 5 років тому

      xorinzor Somebody with a keen eye would also see through this.

    • @pilotlist6276
      @pilotlist6276 5 років тому +4

      Gets mugged

  • @jivedrobot
    @jivedrobot 4 роки тому +1878

    for a country that historically doesnt like paying alot of taxes. this sounds very expensive

    • @GoLeafszGo
      @GoLeafszGo 4 роки тому +127

      the subsequent loss in markets and investments if the president were to die, would be far worse.

    • @jivedrobot
      @jivedrobot 4 роки тому +19

      @@GoLeafszGo yeah, good point!

    • @taz874
      @taz874 4 роки тому +170

      The president of the US is at much higher risk of being assassinated than say most other world leaders i mean JFK and then the attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan. Makes sense they have to spend a large amount of money on protecting them

    • @shaikim-shapiro1453
      @shaikim-shapiro1453 4 роки тому +37

      350 million dollars a year isn't all that much in the grand scheme of things.

    • @jareda.1353
      @jareda.1353 4 роки тому +9

      Its honestly really ironic, most Republicans(Taxed Enough Already)b believe that security is essential, and is worth into the trillions. Personally I'm a liberal and think the government should be bigger overall.

  • @pizzas4599
    @pizzas4599 5 років тому +2872

    Bro honestly just casually roll out in a Honda Accord with tinted windows. I doubt anyone's gonna notice

    • @berticusmaximus00
      @berticusmaximus00 5 років тому +208

      That might actually work well

    • @hello4169
      @hello4169 5 років тому +102

      They neeed security of some kind because people would do research to locate where they would be driving

    • @QuasiELVIS
      @QuasiELVIS 5 років тому +202

      It might work the first few times but not once it became known.

    • @yevhensmith6704
      @yevhensmith6704 5 років тому +10

      Pizza Pizza dangerous

    • @andersonrobotics5608
      @andersonrobotics5608 5 років тому +66

      @@yevhensmith6704 yeah we can't based the president's security off the off chance that nobody realizes

  • @DimCompact
    @DimCompact 5 років тому +2560

    Plot twist: The president walks while everyone’s focused on the brigade.

    • @jaredlapierre1304
      @jaredlapierre1304 4 роки тому +55

      'the president walks' joke of the year, bub :D

    • @5starryansl
      @5starryansl 4 роки тому +1

      Jared Lapierre lmao

    • @rey3962
      @rey3962 4 роки тому +52

      @@jaredlapierre1304 plot twist : the president arrived a day before and the convoy is for show

    • @overdebted8734
      @overdebted8734 4 роки тому

      Rey Yudanto no shit

    • @kirara4953
      @kirara4953 4 роки тому +1

      Trump must be eating the McDonalds then

  • @djsonicc
    @djsonicc 5 років тому +1601

    Motorcade is just a decoy. President actually rides in a beige Toyota Camry

    • @KB-my6so
      @KB-my6so 5 років тому +20

      I was bout to say it might be a decoy

    • @All_SportGG
      @All_SportGG 5 років тому +14

      STFU he rides in a mazda miata

    • @AbrahamSalazar210
      @AbrahamSalazar210 5 років тому +15

      Rooster Mad the Toyota Camry is on of the most mechanically reliable and under-the-radar vehicle out there. Uber incognito for any individual, really.

    • @tallonsmith8192
      @tallonsmith8192 5 років тому

      Nahh he rides a zusuki flatcbed

    • @o0o-jd-o0o95
      @o0o-jd-o0o95 5 років тому

      @The Dude there is one reason why I would never drive a Mazda miata .... im not gay 😎

  • @maxsteele3686
    @maxsteele3686 3 роки тому +405

    You know what would also be interesting?
    A) A comparison of JFKs motorcade security when he was assassinated vs today’s security, and what specific if changes were made to ensure that would never happen again
    B) a breakdown of the logistical (and apparently crazy expensive) nightmare of the Presidents security detail when they go golfing. I’ve heard how challenging that is because of the very nature of golf courses being completely wide open spaces.

    • @BoldWittyName
      @BoldWittyName 3 роки тому +16

      Did he mention the limo is a convertible? No? There's your answer.

    • @chinguunerdenebadrakh7022
      @chinguunerdenebadrakh7022 3 роки тому +23

      Obama, at least, played frequently on golf courses on US military bases which poses much less challenges. Dunno about Trump or Biden tho.

    • @BadazzShovelhead
      @BadazzShovelhead 2 роки тому +9

      Prior to JFKs murder the Secret Service had a much different role and stance in a protection detail. One of the reasons he was riding in an open top car.

    • @saydulloxon
      @saydulloxon 2 роки тому +1

      "No cabrio" Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

    • @cucuawe465
      @cucuawe465 2 роки тому +4

      There's a case of a guy crashing into golf course gate and try to reach Ronald Reagan

  • @samadsyed5396
    @samadsyed5396 7 років тому +4181

    Plot twist: The president rides a bike 30 minutes before the motorcade

    • @jerall1061
      @jerall1061 7 років тому +147

      M. Night Shyamalan? Is that you?

    • @steve1978ger
      @steve1978ger 7 років тому +193

      5:17

    • @Yafama
      @Yafama 7 років тому +3

      Geek & Run Electric. Bike?

    • @redmoabed
      @redmoabed 7 років тому +2

      1k liker

    • @ronnieli1487
      @ronnieli1487 7 років тому +2

      +Geek & Run Lmao ikr

  • @Antonio-he4oh
    @Antonio-he4oh 5 років тому +1291

    Plot twist: The president is a transformer and he is one of the cars in the motorcade

    • @tropic6159
      @tropic6159 5 років тому +3

      Antonio Debono first comment

    • @Yggdrasilkuru
      @Yggdrasilkuru 5 років тому +27

      Naw the president is actually the road

    • @Vincent98987
      @Vincent98987 5 років тому

      IDI NAHUI

    • @azure680
      @azure680 5 років тому +3

      nahhh the president is actually the wheels

    • @sumitgiri8016
      @sumitgiri8016 5 років тому +2

      .or the first WHO Is in bike at the very beginning

  • @stonedude1234
    @stonedude1234 6 років тому +3691

    So whenever they stop to get McDonalds, do both limos have to order the exact same meal?

  • @sambanjie9603
    @sambanjie9603 4 роки тому +433

    This is how my Amazon prime package gets delivered

  • @mb013962
    @mb013962 8 років тому +11545

    Plot twist: the President drives the lead car

    • @kingdomcameup3367
      @kingdomcameup3367 7 років тому +214

      44,537,955 views god damn it who knew

    • @Aleks6010
      @Aleks6010 7 років тому +203

      deters all potential attackers

    • @stormerz8605
      @stormerz8605 7 років тому +897

      he rides a bike 10 minutes before everything

    • @Astralite
      @Astralite 7 років тому +16

      Storm erZ omg yes

    • @hadiamalik3262
      @hadiamalik3262 7 років тому +66

      travel in a normal civilian vehicle!?!?!

  • @korlinr
    @korlinr 7 років тому +7236

    I feel that I just got added to a CIA watchlist

    • @cia1360
      @cia1360 7 років тому +290

      I can nether confirm nor dismiss this feeling

    • @josephorellana7715
      @josephorellana7715 7 років тому +5

      korlinr same

    • @ava1176
      @ava1176 7 років тому +68

      I feel like the CIA and the NSA is watching me.

    • @josephorellana7715
      @josephorellana7715 7 років тому +97

      AVA117 they are always watching...

    • @joezhou9480
      @joezhou9480 7 років тому +3

      korlinr so Watch out urself!

  • @danf8047
    @danf8047 7 років тому +1437

    the driver side window can go down to pay tolls? blocking off a whole highway to secure one continuous flow but damn you gotta pay the toll, driver!

    • @ibacicallycarry7
      @ibacicallycarry7 7 років тому +46

      David Y na it's for the driver to talk to secret service agents

    • @yasirmehmood375
      @yasirmehmood375 7 років тому +55

      Rulz or rulz no one above the law

    • @robmoney4life
      @robmoney4life 6 років тому +2

      yasir mehmood lol

    • @redwolfexr
      @redwolfexr 6 років тому +39

      that is what radios are for. ITs just a rumor, bet it doesn't ACTUALLY go down. Like they would EVER even slow down for a tollbooth. Or let an unvetted person NEAR that limo.

    • @MrWizardjr9
      @MrWizardjr9 6 років тому +8

      ikr just buy an ipass

  • @marquitos461
    @marquitos461 4 роки тому +148

    Plot twist: the president dosent go and just uses a stunt double while he sleeps in

  • @oof8850
    @oof8850 8 років тому +702

    I was told that the presidents car was made out of Nokia 3310s

  • @mattthomas1442
    @mattthomas1442 8 років тому +1413

    That's nice of them to atleast pay the tolls. That'll knock off some of that 350 million dollar budget.

    • @Wendoverproductions
      @Wendoverproductions  8 років тому +214

      That little factoid about the drivers window being the only one to open was very clearly sourced, but I couldn't find one example of the president actually stopping to pay tolls. If you think about it, it'd be quite stupid security-wise to do that since then there'd be a clear spot where the motorcade would stop for an attacker. That's why I said "reportedly" there.
      Some have speculated that's so they can go through the drive-through :P

    • @CGagnon5
      @CGagnon5 8 років тому +31

      plus it would be pants-on-head retarded if they didn't just have an ez-pass

    • @TheFreshQuince
      @TheFreshQuince 8 років тому +26

      yea i don't buy that, surely they can just pay in advance if at all, stopping all those cars and exposing the driver would be ridiculous

    • @tangtaster
      @tangtaster 8 років тому +9

      Most tolls you can pay online after. The drivers windows going down might be because when the motorcade enters restricted areas, usually the first car in a convoy says how many vehicles in line and how many people are inside. Very common with military convoys.

    • @Greendile
      @Greendile 8 років тому +2

      Wendover Productions the presidential convoy probably all have ezpasses

  • @howwwwwwwwwww
    @howwwwwwwwwww 5 років тому +202

    5:38
    "... Is a generic Ambulance."
    PLOT TWIST, IT'S ACTUALLY A DISGUISE FOR A M1A2 ABRAMS

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 4 роки тому +8

      Plot twist: That disguised M1A2 Abrams is actually a disguised Little Bird support helicopter.

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 4 роки тому +7

      *side fall down and the barrel extends*
      Crew: *YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE, PAL!!!*

    • @sumedhshah7047
      @sumedhshah7047 4 роки тому +3

      Car cuts in front of Ambulance
      Ambulance: u have chosen DEATH
      Ambulance fires tank shot
      Car Cutter: Shit

  • @liamfoxy
    @liamfoxy Рік тому +24

    For this cost, I think the president should consider making most meetings an email

  • @hahanamegobrrr6667
    @hahanamegobrrr6667 5 років тому +520

    A logistical nightmare parade of highly advanced and secured motorcade designed to transport the president beaten by some toll gates

    • @jplabs456
      @jplabs456 5 років тому +16

      They underestimate their power.....

    • @Wabbaaajack
      @Wabbaaajack 5 років тому +8

      EZ pass

    • @maheshgorijavolu9618
      @maheshgorijavolu9618 5 років тому +9

      US President pays toll? Here in India, President, Vice President, Prime Minister, 540+ MP's, 4120+ MLA's, thousands of local people representatives, thousands of central government employees, bureaucrats and their family members are exempted from paying toll.

    • @thegamelabgaming7556
      @thegamelabgaming7556 5 років тому +2

      Mahesh Gorijavolu so the government and the rich are being exempt from taxes in India?

    • @thegamelabgaming7556
      @thegamelabgaming7556 5 років тому +2

      Mahesh Gorijavolu *correction* pay tolls

  • @ProfTydrim
    @ProfTydrim 5 років тому +2996

    Meanwhile the president of the netherlands arrives by bike

    • @bernardolima7651
      @bernardolima7651 5 років тому +80

      Holland is a kingdom. It doesnt have a president, but a King.

    • @ProfTydrim
      @ProfTydrim 5 років тому +183

      @@bernardolima7651 The Netherlands (=/= Holland) is a modern Kingdom. President of the Netherlands is Jan Anthonie Bruijn

    • @kirstenwakkerman3355
      @kirstenwakkerman3355 5 років тому +115

      @@bernardolima7651 The netherlands has a president as well as a king. The kings position is actually more symbolism. Mark Rutte (the president) is the person running the country

    • @JeTanteOpEenBakfiets
      @JeTanteOpEenBakfiets 5 років тому +6

      @@kirstenwakkerman3355 a vice president is not a president.... big difference in power

    • @JeTanteOpEenBakfiets
      @JeTanteOpEenBakfiets 5 років тому +3

      @@ProfTydrim HUP HOLLAND!!!!!
      (zeikerd)

  • @percevallegallois6620
    @percevallegallois6620 5 років тому +582

    In France, our former president used a scooter to cheat on his girlfriend, sneaking out of the Elysee at night

    • @TheAmericanCatholic
      @TheAmericanCatholic 5 років тому +16

      Dimitri Lazarevic hahahahahaha

    • @scythal
      @scythal 5 років тому +3

      oh my

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 5 років тому +16

      That seems so unreal but so much like reality

    • @kingk2405
      @kingk2405 5 років тому +4

      Aleph Kasai It is reality and he is now living with her .

    • @mirieshii1948
      @mirieshii1948 5 років тому +4

      They say the French are the most likely to cheat. Well.

  • @joelcrow
    @joelcrow 2 роки тому +27

    Its neat to see it go by in person, it passes way faster than youd think it could, especially in dense city traffic...incredible really.

  • @papafrancesco2937
    @papafrancesco2937 8 років тому +2026

    Our prime minister goes to parliament by bicycle, strange world we live in.

    • @fleecemanjenkins6648
      @fleecemanjenkins6648 8 років тому +326

      I assume that your PM doesn't bomb the shit out of multiple countries, instigate unilateral warfare, set random bans on random countries or act as an ally to Israel.

    • @Radi0he4d1
      @Radi0he4d1 8 років тому +25

      He'll stop the moment he gets a damn scratch.

    • @pickleinspector6841
      @pickleinspector6841 8 років тому +110

      Their PM also probably isn't an unqualified misogynist with questionable business acumen

    • @AThugSlime
      @AThugSlime 8 років тому +5

      Papa Francesco yeah and ours go by autobus

    • @MrMatapatapa
      @MrMatapatapa 8 років тому +10

      Fleece Manjenkins but he isent really that important either lol

  • @andersonrobotics5608
    @andersonrobotics5608 5 років тому +1103

    President: Can I go get some ice cream
    Secret Service: K let me prepare
    *calls in 2 armored limos, 50 machine gun humvees and 100 motorcycles

    • @nihilistrambler
      @nihilistrambler 5 років тому +16

      It's murcia what do you expect 😂

    • @Jay75ny
      @Jay75ny 5 років тому +1

      How 2 Game 😂😂😂

    • @JonasDAtlas
      @JonasDAtlas 5 років тому +13

      @PRO’s Gaming Basically, this is an immensely flashy, expensive and complicated way of travelling, and while some of it may be justified, I'd argue a good bit of it is for show, demonstrating how much effort they put into keeping their president secure (and, by extension, demonstrating their power in general).

    • @edmundtaiping
      @edmundtaiping 5 років тому +1

      @PRO’s Gaming the secret service will prepare potential destinations that the President wants to suddenly stop for food.
      I think I watched in a Nat Geo documentary before where the secret service agent politely refused the President's order to pull over and say they prepared a location for him 2 blocks away.

    • @maxxcastillo9347
      @maxxcastillo9347 5 років тому +1

      This actually happened in Michigan when Obama was in office

  • @robbyczyszczon2564
    @robbyczyszczon2564 5 років тому +696

    Imagine being at your toll booth then a whole motorcade just pulled up to your window

    • @saadahmed761
      @saadahmed761 4 роки тому +20

      stonks

    • @johe_bhidun
      @johe_bhidun 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao US showing that we are a democracy by paying tolls when there is like 300 cars protecting him. And then u have the new Zealand pm picking up Steven Colbert in his electric car while Steven tries to break in to her phone. Lol

    • @73THUNDERDOME73
      @73THUNDERDOME73 4 роки тому +12

      im real high.
      and I just imagined hundreds of gov officials pelting my booth with quarters.
      *glass cracking noises*

    • @JimmyDean59
      @JimmyDean59 4 роки тому +2

      Xi JinPing We aren’t a democracy we are a constitutional republic.

    • @johe_bhidun
      @johe_bhidun 4 роки тому +2

      @@JimmyDean59 ahh yes. Sorry for misunderstanding the western culture things

  • @kaushalendrarajput6230
    @kaushalendrarajput6230 4 роки тому +35

    *Aussie State head giving interview to media*
    Common citizen: heya mate can ye get off me porch?
    PM: sure thing, *shows thumbs up*

  • @SUPERChris808
    @SUPERChris808 8 років тому +4397

    Meanwhile, the Dutch Prime Minister goes to work by bike.

    • @blablazeug
      @blablazeug 8 років тому +309

      Chris I mean, who would do anything against him?

    • @Spartan6465
      @Spartan6465 8 років тому +402

      Chris Yeah, but who in the world would want to kill the Dutch prime minister? Lol

    • @funnymememan2458
      @funnymememan2458 8 років тому +476

      Spartan6465 because dutch people aren't arseholes, unlike americans.

    • @redheadrusskie
      @redheadrusskie 8 років тому +348

      Key word, *Dutch*. No one cares.

    • @OfficialJoosty
      @OfficialJoosty 8 років тому +164

      You'd be surprised by how much security some right wing politicians have. Also, Netherlands has seen more political murders than you might think, so all in all it's quite interesting the Dutch PM walks through the streets of The Hague with no security.

  • @dondan2504
    @dondan2504 8 років тому +1557

    I think the cheapest way to travel and the most secure is traveling alone on a Toyota Corolla year 2000 wearing old jeans and a smelly t-shirt. No one would believe he is the president even if he try to tell LOL

    • @lachlanlandreth9069
      @lachlanlandreth9069 7 років тому +236

      But its really hard to cover up that fake orange tan of Trump

    • @ferndude4901
      @ferndude4901 7 років тому +201

      trump could dress up as a carrot instead

    • @Abliskarian
      @Abliskarian 7 років тому +17

      The supreme Meme what u mean carrot, he just become a corn

    • @AISC95
      @AISC95 7 років тому +15

      You just described my daily routine

    • @ramsu2_45
      @ramsu2_45 7 років тому +3

      haha OMG relate!

  • @frid5639
    @frid5639 7 років тому +1881

    Plot twist: The president actually just takes the subway

    • @gormygorm
      @gormygorm 7 років тому +138

      That would be amazing if the president never even used this, but just was in a Ford Expedition or something like a mile behind the motorcade.

    • @eddies7883
      @eddies7883 7 років тому +159

      In the Pentagon:*Fuck, they're onto us*

    • @colonelstriker2519
      @colonelstriker2519 6 років тому +64

      As an agent, shut the fuck up
      I should clarify: an insurance agent

    • @WANDERER0070
      @WANDERER0070 6 років тому +9

      Frid
      Theres vid on YT of Japanese Emperor actualy taking a subway with his wife and some bodyguards..

    • @bustedkneecapnickson8653
      @bustedkneecapnickson8653 6 років тому +3

      Why not jersey mikes?

  • @andrewchristiansen8311
    @andrewchristiansen8311 4 роки тому +55

    The real question is, do you get a safe driver policy discount with an ambulance and counter-assault team following you?

  • @xNoName1
    @xNoName1 6 років тому +659

    You lost me at when you said "The driver window opens, so they can pay tolls" lmao.

    •  6 років тому +13

      xNoName1 Lmfao me too. I was like wtf and quit video

    • @juggernaut420
      @juggernaut420 6 років тому +6

      lmao. this comment is gold

    • @Legendary-zh9hd
      @Legendary-zh9hd 6 років тому +74

      right? no way in hell does a car carrying the president OF THE UNITED STATES stops to pay a damn toll.

    • @kvnmcinturff1
      @kvnmcinturff1 6 років тому +89

      The driver is like, "Anybody got an extra quarter?"

    • @mg-ve2zf
      @mg-ve2zf 6 років тому +49

      "shoot forgot my ezpass"

  • @Winga_dinga_
    @Winga_dinga_ 8 років тому +2442

    You would think that of all people, the President of the United States would have an EZPass

    • @hobog
      @hobog 7 років тому +55

      Roboplex lol northeast corridor jokes

    • @theman6760
      @theman6760 7 років тому +16

      +Aleks Andoljsek but he would have to pay extra

    • @Slackow
      @Slackow 7 років тому +2

      Downeaster Productions but data

    • @DowneasterProductions
      @DowneasterProductions 7 років тому +2

      Cowslayer6789 true

    • @Kburd-wr6dq
      @Kburd-wr6dq 7 років тому +15

      They don't want to be tracked, an ezpass is dumb.

  • @SebAnders
    @SebAnders 5 років тому +1493

    Imagine when you could see the president just walking down the street, in about 1820.

    • @nuclear9977
      @nuclear9977 5 років тому +159

      Or casually cycling to his office lmao.

    • @SebAnders
      @SebAnders 5 років тому +41

      clashwithshanky on a penny farthing? Haha complete with starched suit and stovepipe hat, "Hwhy there goes the President!"

    • @TariqNavabiGaming
      @TariqNavabiGaming 5 років тому +3

      Anakin Skywalker a bit excessive but ok 🥴😐🥴

    • @gardhd4623
      @gardhd4623 5 років тому +5

      later down the line is how lincoln got assassinated chief...

    • @carstenkomdeur7256
      @carstenkomdeur7256 5 років тому +16

      That literally happens in The Netherlands

  • @6.7platty
    @6.7platty 4 роки тому +95

    “Pump action shotguns”
    Shows a break barrel sawed off.

    • @mouthbreather280
      @mouthbreather280 4 роки тому +7

      The Secret Service and President, they must be men of culture. Classic wood furnished shorty break action. Powerful punch.

    • @codyj2170
      @codyj2170 2 роки тому

      The president gets to decide his loadout

  • @AEPMUSlC
    @AEPMUSlC 4 роки тому +1859

    Meanwhile I've seen one of Sweden's prime minister arriving in a Volvo and selling hot dogs at his son's soccer tournament

    • @buisgast1234
      @buisgast1234 4 роки тому +11

      Reinfeldt?

    • @hans3221
      @hans3221 4 роки тому +286

      There might be a teeny tiny difference between the prime minister of sweden and the president of america

    • @AEPMUSlC
      @AEPMUSlC 4 роки тому +181

      @@hans3221 yeah and that tiny, evident difference would be that the US is a paranoid country

    • @AEPMUSlC
      @AEPMUSlC 4 роки тому +3

      @@buisgast1234 ja

    • @kristiaan1
      @kristiaan1 4 роки тому +52

      @@iiexpertii2708 one more reason for Trump to not be an asshole.
      Dear Americans, Trumps assholeness is actually costing you quite a fortune. ;-)

  • @FoxyBoxery
    @FoxyBoxery 5 років тому +744

    Plot twist: The president is disguised as a sniper assassin, waiting on a rooftop to assassinate himself

    • @waleedmustafa2847
      @waleedmustafa2847 5 років тому +15

      And the guard's mistake him for an attacker and shoot him

    • @cocobob6025
      @cocobob6025 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @FoxyBoxery
      @FoxyBoxery 5 років тому +27

      @@waleedmustafa2847
      But little do they know, that the president isnt actually the assassin - he is just an undercover cop. The actual president is the bullet inside the guard's sniper, waiting to be shot at the assassin

    • @nathanoher4865
      @nathanoher4865 5 років тому +14

      Plot mega twist, the president is actually the metal cutting machine that made the bullet, so while the assassins are aiming at the motorcade in DC the president is safe and sound in a factory in like Texas or something idk

    • @cocobob6025
      @cocobob6025 5 років тому +11

      Extreme plot twist, the president is actually still underground waiting to be dug up to be refined and made into the bullet

  • @alanhowitzer
    @alanhowitzer 6 років тому +2813

    My tax contribution per year keeps Air Force 1 in the air for 10 seconds.

    • @adeptnovice5537
      @adeptnovice5537 6 років тому +225

      Your doing your part lol

    • @dipayansaha4101
      @dipayansaha4101 6 років тому +27

      Really
      Well our prime minister modi also travels with boeing

    • @derkavondangerkill7628
      @derkavondangerkill7628 6 років тому +35

      For one minute a year you should celebrate

    • @asmsan2315
      @asmsan2315 6 років тому +13

      don't forget about other big mans in white house, you need pay for they trip too

    • @NitinKumar
      @NitinKumar 6 років тому +7

      But Ur president travel when it needed to but our pm is just travelling without any reason any Moto nothing just burning our people money !!

  • @Peto111222
    @Peto111222 4 роки тому +61

    Plot twist: president is there to protect his security detail by attracting all the attention on him.

  • @mochawatte
    @mochawatte 6 років тому +614

    3 million people have been added to the FBI and CIA wanted list

  • @porterclassicbladerunnerfa4749
    @porterclassicbladerunnerfa4749 5 років тому +2360

    Plot twist: the president is holding a sharpness 5 diamond sword.

    • @originalhumor1325
      @originalhumor1325 5 років тому +56

      Sir if you don’t take this down we will have to show you what 13.5 attack damage feels like.

    • @garythesnail8863
      @garythesnail8863 5 років тому +19

      Sir if you don’t take this down we will have to show you what 13.5 attack damage feels like.

    • @jodjethalal5531
      @jodjethalal5531 5 років тому +16

      Sir if you don't take this down we will have to show you what 13.5 attack damage feels like.

    • @baasjan9488
      @baasjan9488 5 років тому +2

      Porter classic blade runner Fan get out of my room im playing minecraft

    • @garythesnail8863
      @garythesnail8863 5 років тому +23

      Henrico Joubert you ruined it.

  • @ruper0
    @ruper0 5 років тому +396

    Plot twist: the president has already arrived to his destination.

    • @yb000
      @yb000 4 роки тому +10

      must be the work of an enemy stand

    • @jimhalpert9803
      @jimhalpert9803 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @akayysworld
      @akayysworld 3 роки тому

      Killer queen had already touched the president

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +67

    "Can respond to nuclear attacks on the motorcade"
    Last time I checked, there weren't nuke proof vehicles yet

    • @JohnSmith-oe5rx
      @JohnSmith-oe5rx 4 роки тому +14

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache He means that the president can launch nuclear strikes while he’s in the motorcade because he has the nuclear football.

    • @cashwe
      @cashwe 4 роки тому +9

      *That's Classified.*

    • @hunterbranson4387
      @hunterbranson4387 4 роки тому +7

      I personally think that’s he meant dirty bombs, a bomb that has radioactive material inside that’s designed to deny a certain area to an enemy force

  • @alyanmeraj
    @alyanmeraj 8 років тому +767

    Now I wanna see a Buzzfeed $250 dollar flight vs $250000 flight!

    • @proactive1377
      @proactive1377 8 років тому +6

      Jack Fish ur comment is just pure gold. I guess me too i would love to see it or 250$ motorcade vs 250000 motorcade.

    • @anurgaprasad123
      @anurgaprasad123 8 років тому +26

      $250 hooker vs $2500000 hooker

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 8 років тому

      Username? Whats that?
      1 dollar hooker, 100 dollar hooker, 1 billion dollar hooker.

    • @frmcf
      @frmcf 8 років тому +21

      On Ryanair that could be the same flight, if you forget to check in online.

    • @dapenguin4637
      @dapenguin4637 8 років тому

      Jack Fish next time on buzzfeed dear president pence

  • @streakybeast7878
    @streakybeast7878 5 років тому +399

    *video title*
    “How to perfectly plan a attack on the us president motorcade”

    • @parthpatel5785
      @parthpatel5785 5 років тому +6

      This is public information .

    • @streakybeast7878
      @streakybeast7878 5 років тому +1

      Idk really pay attention to the US president (I’m British) I don’t even know who the President is atm...

    • @joshhtaver
      @joshhtaver 5 років тому +19

      Congratz u just made the CIA watchlist

    • @a4dtesseract408
      @a4dtesseract408 5 років тому

      nuke

    • @Toasty_-jx6zk
      @Toasty_-jx6zk 5 років тому +1

      Streaky Beast you’re dumb

  • @hello-friend990
    @hello-friend990 5 років тому +63

    I stopped by his motorcade in Cape Town a few years ago. I was right in front and the whole thing took possibly 5 minutes, just endless strange cars driving past. This video puts it all in context, thanks!

  • @Marylandbrony
    @Marylandbrony 4 роки тому +20

    Plot twist: The President just uses a teleporter from Star Trek. The motorcades, marine one and air force one are all just for show.

  • @AB-xx7hy
    @AB-xx7hy 6 років тому +875

    Plot twist: he just takes an Uber

    • @purfectt
      @purfectt 5 років тому +16

      Me as a president

    • @poopertrooper2567
      @poopertrooper2567 5 років тому +20

      and all of those cars are fake
      safety 100

    • @neonicplays1364
      @neonicplays1364 5 років тому +1

      And the "president" is a fake. Woth makeup

    • @thegreath.sapiensapien6907
      @thegreath.sapiensapien6907 5 років тому +1

      we don't want to see Obama, next time take trump in your videos, Obama is gone seen 2016

    • @neonicplays1364
      @neonicplays1364 5 років тому

      12BJJohnson I'm on mobile lol

  • @custardo
    @custardo 8 років тому +459

    Netherlands here. Our prime minister regularly rides a bicycle to work. There is no "cycle-cade" either, no bicycles jamming the airwaves, or ones that are kitted out with grenade launchers or nuclear and biohazard protection.

    • @MrMatapatapa
      @MrMatapatapa 8 років тому +117

      custardo your PM isent particularly important either so.....meh.

    • @apothecaryjohn
      @apothecaryjohn 8 років тому +39

      custardo He's not nearly as important as POTUS

    • @TeamMinecraft57
      @TeamMinecraft57 8 років тому +49

      Matapatapa He's likely not as important as the POTUS, but he's not unimportant, you're ignorant if you think the Netherlands are a useless 3rd world country 😂

    • @SeanStrain
      @SeanStrain 8 років тому +35

      Typical Americans thinking their guy is more important than everyone else. Smh, the Dutch and the rest of Europe never get enough credit from you guys.

    • @yanma7766
      @yanma7766 8 років тому +41

      he is still an import figure for their nation, and for europe!
      i mean no security? i think thats pretty impressive
      well done NL

  • @LifeRunner4000
    @LifeRunner4000 2 роки тому +51

    Apparently, with the Norwegian tax rates, my personal taxes and my companies taxes combined, in one year, will keep Air Force 1 flying for about 14 minutes.
    That's insane.

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 Рік тому

      Well according to this metric, I will have be required to donate my liver, my heart, my brain, both my arms... Which will only get the AirForce 1 to start.

  • @Mlu007M
    @Mlu007M 8 років тому +2059

    I know this is off topic, but when Obama visted Kenya, some parents named their new borns "Airforce One".

  • @isaacf1060
    @isaacf1060 8 років тому +777

    It's a shame channels that post shit content get way more subs than you. This is what I call quality

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 8 років тому +24

      AF1 vs hydraulic press, anyone?

    • @cpMetis
      @cpMetis 8 років тому +14

      1000 Degree Knife VS Hydraulic Press-- GONE WILD!!

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 8 років тому +7

      bcubed72 Donald Trump vs Hydraulic Press? That's a video many people would love to see.

    • @svanone98
      @svanone98 8 років тому +2

      cpMetis gone sexual!!!! almost died

    • @loslosbaby
      @loslosbaby 8 років тому +1

      What politician will sous vide?

  • @aaronli2728
    @aaronli2728 5 років тому +668

    I’m surprised the motorcade has to pay tolls

    • @sonit9707
      @sonit9707 4 роки тому +31

      bird probably because they are in different countries after traveling

    • @juno9394
      @juno9394 4 роки тому +1

      That would build up easily

    • @bobofthekerbals9797
      @bobofthekerbals9797 4 роки тому +14

      I assume the toll roads in question are operated by state governments

    • @TusharGupta-nb7dd
      @TusharGupta-nb7dd 4 роки тому +19

      A single car in the last could pay toll for rest of the cars if it was so necessary... But why did they made the Cadillac's driver window rollable?

    • @ihatech1pr37
      @ihatech1pr37 4 роки тому +9

      Why dont they have EZ pass’s?

  • @bedlamichhane1717
    @bedlamichhane1717 4 роки тому +20

    "This ambulance comes from the local fire department"
    *Hold up...what?*

    • @chris52209
      @chris52209 Рік тому +1

      yeah you didnt know fire departments have there own ambulances?

  • @PatBatemanAtDorsia
    @PatBatemanAtDorsia 8 років тому +1427

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Secret
    Secret who?
    the Secret Service that's going to pay a visit to Wendover Productions

    • @fayyazbawar500
      @fayyazbawar500 7 років тому +11

      Pat Bateman e

    • @inh4855
      @inh4855 7 років тому +19

      Knock knock
      Who's there
      Doctor
      -Doctor Who?-

    • @fernandovisperasguzman4346
      @fernandovisperasguzman4346 7 років тому

      Pat Bateman Facebook

    • @khymaaren
      @khymaaren 7 років тому +2

      This is the flattest knock-knock joke I've ever heard... Aren't they supposed to end with a pun?

    • @demeraradove
      @demeraradove 6 років тому

      lolzx

  • @rubeushagrid8990
    @rubeushagrid8990 5 років тому +104

    Netherlands: OuR pReSiDeNt GoEs To HiS wOrK *oN hIs BiKe*

    • @matthewbruh1326
      @matthewbruh1326 5 років тому +9

      We wouldn't need all of this if there weren't a shit ton of people that want to assassinate the US president.

    • @samirmouladad6633
      @samirmouladad6633 5 років тому +13

      MatthewBruh13
      Hmmmm I wonder whyyyyhg 🤔🤔🤔🤔 lmao

    • @samirmouladad6633
      @samirmouladad6633 5 років тому +3

      Jackson Smith
      Very ignorant statement

    • @owenbush2991
      @owenbush2991 5 років тому +2

      @@jisagay3872 that couldn't be more wrong, you do realize that the vice president exists for a reason right?

    • @noynoyabnoy1841
      @noynoyabnoy1841 5 років тому +1

      Netherlands is a waste country

  • @harampug9150
    @harampug9150 7 років тому +405

    Imagine President want to buy McFlurry via drive-thru

    • @MetalSandman999
      @MetalSandman999 6 років тому +22

      He just sends Chris Christie to get it for him.

    • @Alessandro-vl8bu
      @Alessandro-vl8bu 6 років тому +9

      MetalSandman999 Fuckin hell Christie can’t help himself he’ll just eat it on the spot

    • @AKIPOPOPOPOOON
      @AKIPOPOPOPOOON 6 років тому +2

      Understandable, have a good day

    • @coastal399
      @coastal399 6 років тому

      JABiz Official good day machine broke to

    • @dylanmorgan5589
      @dylanmorgan5589 6 років тому +1

      Hell i would. Lets get everyone something. "Lunch break people".

  • @goofytycooner5519
    @goofytycooner5519 3 роки тому +47

    "Travel costs 340 million per year, which is a steep cost"
    (Looks at 600 billion+ military budget) Yeah... right...

  • @mwbgaming28
    @mwbgaming28 5 років тому +901

    Plot twist: the president wears a disguise and takes an uber

  • @gretz5792
    @gretz5792 6 років тому +1369

    What if the president just wants some chicken fingers at 3 am?

  • @antonisantoniou5668
    @antonisantoniou5668 6 років тому +211

    President inside his limo opening the fridge: oh lets see what we have here hm ice cream, some drinks oh and a bag of my blood type.

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 5 років тому +2

      A frozen bloody dacquri 😂😂

    • @leroc3630
      @leroc3630 5 років тому

      Cranberry juice

    • @memyself1176
      @memyself1176 5 років тому +1

      😂

  • @armnbepry
    @armnbepry 4 роки тому +409

    They could literally take the president in a regular car and nobody would know wtf.

    • @Chris14_
      @Chris14_ 4 роки тому +27

      Someone could take a peep throw the window and that could be it

    • @armnbepry
      @armnbepry 4 роки тому +20

      HeadSh0t they could use tinted windows

    • @Chris14_
      @Chris14_ 4 роки тому +4

      @@armnbepry true

    • @Chris14_
      @Chris14_ 4 роки тому +41

      @@armnbepry but still if somehow one person finds out, its over

    • @armnbepry
      @armnbepry 4 роки тому +10

      HeadSh0t how they gon find out? The president should ride in a car with back seats that have no windows. There’s no way people gon find out

  • @therealkingofrandom2233
    @therealkingofrandom2233 6 років тому +1631

    In Switzerland the president just takes the train like everybody else

    • @Saladin00Alayobie
      @Saladin00Alayobie 6 років тому +187

      Will he is a good man no one wont to kill him but the usa preaident is evil just like his country

    • @Limosethe
      @Limosethe 6 років тому +206

      @@Saladin00Alayobie ya speak english?

    • @Saladin00Alayobie
      @Saladin00Alayobie 6 років тому +33

      @@Limosethe no so good and ya my eng is bad

    • @blacksource6378
      @blacksource6378 6 років тому +131

      There is no "president of Switzerland".

    • @max-kn5ds
      @max-kn5ds 6 років тому +175

      In the netherlands he takes a bicycle

  • @jonahwoolley4465
    @jonahwoolley4465 5 років тому +671

    Wendover Productions: *Spends 5 minutes explaining how the President's motorcade works*
    Also Wendover Productions: *Completely ignores the motorcade when calculating the cost of the President's travel*

    • @andrewmaperson
      @andrewmaperson 3 роки тому +9

      lol, the cost estimated was probally far less than acutal

  • @mikedavison2969
    @mikedavison2969 5 років тому +649

    "So they can pay tolls" 😂😂😂 yea right

    • @hellonwheels9149
      @hellonwheels9149 5 років тому +3

      Pete Zaparti you are a fucking idiot.

    • @ilovebeinagirl
      @ilovebeinagirl 5 років тому +6

      @@hellonwheels9149 No, he isn't.

    • @jonathanhorn3548
      @jonathanhorn3548 5 років тому +43

      its actually for a drive thru because trump loves mcdonalds

    • @alexmayo3753
      @alexmayo3753 5 років тому +4

      You guys do realize that this limo was designed well before Trump even announced he was running, right?

    • @jonathanhorn3548
      @jonathanhorn3548 5 років тому +11

      @@alexmayo3753 twas just a joke sir

  • @DrZbo
    @DrZbo 2 роки тому +4

    The nostalgia of my first Wendover video makes this my favorite. I love all your videos but this started my journey learning from you.

  • @BasicallyBrosTV
    @BasicallyBrosTV 5 років тому +406

    Seriously ... almost a impenetrable bunker except for the “window that rolls down to pay tolls “

    • @sednabold859
      @sednabold859 4 роки тому +20

      2 pints of the presidents blood and the cockroach potion

    • @TheVanuPhantom
      @TheVanuPhantom 4 роки тому +22

      It apparently isn't there for use whilst the limo's part of a motorcade, but for whenever the limo itself has to be moved to, for example, another parking lot or a mechanic.

    • @BasicallyBrosTV
      @BasicallyBrosTV 4 роки тому +4

      Thomas Duursma just get a easy pass lol

    • @Gamera_the_Inconceivable
      @Gamera_the_Inconceivable 4 роки тому +5

      Throw a grenade in the window and you get a presidential salad

    • @orestisgeorgatos6725
      @orestisgeorgatos6725 3 роки тому

      The windows roll down 3 inches just enough to pass the dollar bills. I’d assume that there is Google’s experimental auto pilot there but that would be confidential so no way to know

  • @tobyfellas6086
    @tobyfellas6086 6 років тому +79

    Two years ago when I was going to school, I parked my car on a street and I walked to school. I was walking and looking on my phone and I literally walked right past the Australian prime minister and his wife. I only realised I walked past him when I spotted his bodyguard trailing behind 15 metres. There were no motorcades here.

    • @PlutoPigeon
      @PlutoPigeon 2 роки тому +2

      That's pretty cool tbh

    • @user-rd5nc1nb9f
      @user-rd5nc1nb9f Рік тому +6

      yeah because australia is not really an important country geopolitically speaking so the risk is low. the US is the de facto world leader, world police, world coast guard, world bank, world dipolomatic center etc etc. it’s got a very important and necessary roll but that is a controversial role

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 8 років тому +282

    Meanwhile, the former president of Uruguay used to travel from his farm to the presidential palace in a beat up car from the 1960's everyday.

    • @daniel117100
      @daniel117100 8 років тому +55

      Probably because every one starved to death

    • @nahuelma97
      @nahuelma97 8 років тому +5

      FutbolVinotinto21 I certainly didn't expect someone to mention Uruguay here lol

    • @nahuelma97
      @nahuelma97 8 років тому +13

      Doggo117100 wtf who starved to death?

    • @23theanonimous
      @23theanonimous 8 років тому +32

      Dude, he did it bcs ppl actually liked and respected him, and no, he was not even a commie

    • @Beipackzettel1
      @Beipackzettel1 7 років тому +50

      but nobody gives a shit about uruguay

  • @sangajikharismarizkysusilo9943
    @sangajikharismarizkysusilo9943 4 роки тому +43

    "The fastest" isn't the same with "the most efficient".

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 4 роки тому +6

      Its time efficient :^)

    • @datechboi
      @datechboi 4 роки тому +2

      *sad Concorde noises*

    • @sangajikharismarizkysusilo9943
      @sangajikharismarizkysusilo9943 3 роки тому +1

      @@duckmeat4674 It's time effective, not efficient.

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 3 роки тому

      @@sangajikharismarizkysusilo9943 time efficient because it uses the least amount of time. You mean cost effective

    • @sangajikharismarizkysusilo9943
      @sangajikharismarizkysusilo9943 3 роки тому +1

      @@duckmeat4674 In economics, efficiency means using the least amount of input to achieve the targeted amount of output, in efficiency nothing is meant to be wasted. So there are two variables: input (the energy, money, etc) and output (targeted time), so time efficient meant the lowest amount of energy, money and other resources to take the targeted amount of time. While time effective is achieving the targeted amount of time without limitation on the amount of input, as long as the target is achieved as expecyed.
      This, wasting millions of dollars to get 20 miles point A to point B proven that this was not time efficient because of the excessive waste of energy, money, and other resources. But it is indeed time effective because of the targeted time includes the necessary security and protection, and the targeted time is achieved.

  • @leash867
    @leash867 7 років тому +1189

    just order him an uber

    • @minecraftminertime
      @minecraftminertime 7 років тому +5

      Where an assassinator kills him.

    • @Kumofan
      @Kumofan 6 років тому +33

      Costs about as much.

    • @Royalwaffles
      @Royalwaffles 6 років тому +3

      No. Use a Uber on crack during oktoberfest. That guy will get you where you need to go in about 10 minutes while maybe killing a couple people on the way.

    • @Viathe11one
      @Viathe11one 6 років тому

      LEAsh or an Addison lee

  • @saylolcool
    @saylolcool 6 років тому +512

    Meanwhile here you can spot our prime minister at a local cafe 😂

    • @johnp139
      @johnp139 6 років тому +50

      No one gives a F about your PM.

    • @ethanbrooks1148
      @ethanbrooks1148 6 років тому +33

      Say Lol because your prime minister isn’t powerful by any means

    • @kiDkiDkiD12
      @kiDkiDkiD12 6 років тому +18

      @Say Lol , that means no one gives a fuck about him lol

    • @areg7182
      @areg7182 6 років тому +91

      wow guys chill

    • @zayaanbawany
      @zayaanbawany 6 років тому +23

      Ethan Brooks at least he ain’t much of a dumb one

  • @abhinavsharansingh2033
    @abhinavsharansingh2033 5 років тому +573

    The most secured person is the one,who does not need any security.

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 4 роки тому +64

      Unfortunately atleast 7 Presidents have been shot at
      (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Roosevelt, Kennedy, Ford, and Reagan) so they need to secure them
      Obama and Trump likely have been targeted many times

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 4 роки тому +75

      @@MajorMlgNoobWell, you didn't get the point.

    • @jaredlapierre1304
      @jaredlapierre1304 4 роки тому +23

      Being secure is an illusion, those without risks and threats aren't more secure, they're just less targeted. Onyx, you didnt get the point

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 4 роки тому +38

      @@jaredlapierre1304 If they're less targeted, doesn't that mean, by effect, that they're more secure?

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 4 роки тому +6

      @Marcel Faulant Which one?

  • @mooseriderwpg9586
    @mooseriderwpg9586 2 роки тому +20

    meanwhile the dutch prime minister goes to work on a bicycle

  • @Lucardini
    @Lucardini 7 років тому +271

    Always use protection kids

  • @redrandumbscousin7553
    @redrandumbscousin7553 7 років тому +1350

    what if there were just a bunch of police and the President was in a uber😂😂😂😂

    • @diogoscf
      @diogoscf 7 років тому +153

      It has happened that (in other countries) a presidential limo is empty and the president is actually in a police car.

    • @ulysseguillaume7043
      @ulysseguillaume7043 7 років тому +51

      Red Randumb's Cousin it happend to the french president there was a big motorcade and he just took an other car that wasnt part of it

    • @vincencohan3626
      @vincencohan3626 7 років тому

      Possibility for sure

    • @miksuko
      @miksuko 7 років тому +3

      HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • @TheWfnman
      @TheWfnman 7 років тому

      H

  • @Skurt44
    @Skurt44 8 років тому +552

    You should do one on how the Queen travels.

    • @Col_Crunch
      @Col_Crunch 8 років тому +29

      Her own motorcade, a private helicopter fleet, and chartered BA flights, and access to the Queen's Flight, and a RAF A330 MRTT.

    • @Skurt44
      @Skurt44 8 років тому +22

      AustralianGaming Well, she owns a country and her face is on many, many bank notes.

    • @TheChaosblock
      @TheChaosblock 8 років тому +88

      AustralianGaming This is coming from the guy whos country literally puts her face on their currency.

    • @joeyad2626
      @joeyad2626 8 років тому +2

      TheChaosblock lol roaates him

    • @atobg_
      @atobg_ 8 років тому +24

      Her and Charles have nuclear deterrent. Also lots of bills require her consent. That whole "she's just a figurehead for ceremonial purposes" idea people have isn't true. You're ignorant if you honestly think she has no power

  • @themadlad_
    @themadlad_ 4 роки тому +25

    "this car is the roadrunner" doesn't look like a plymouth roadrunner to me

    • @themadlad_
      @themadlad_ 4 роки тому +6

      also. Plot Twist: this is all a decoy because the president is tailing behind by about 3 miles in a 2004 ford taurus

  • @kellysalazar8868
    @kellysalazar8868 5 років тому +74

    Plot Twist: The president never left the white house, thats just his double wearing an ear piece.

  • @GiaNguyen0704
    @GiaNguyen0704 7 років тому +1448

    The President:🚓🚓🚔🚔🚒🚑🚁✈️
    Me:🚲

    • @ironmatic1
      @ironmatic1 7 років тому +131

      🚓🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🚐🚐🚗🚗🚐🚐🚐🚐🚐🏍🏍🚚🏍🚐🚐🚑🚓🚓🚓

    • @krissases
      @krissases 7 років тому +1

      ironmatic 1 wow😂👌🏻

    • @Glasher1
      @Glasher1 7 років тому

      Tony Kelvin1234 Just learn how to do that? lol

    • @adex2010
      @adex2010 7 років тому +2

      Tony Kelvin1234 sad truth

    • @johnfitzgeraldkennedy213
      @johnfitzgeraldkennedy213 7 років тому +34

      Tony Kelvin1234 Me: 🚶

  • @OuterSpacedVideos
    @OuterSpacedVideos 8 років тому +208

    Sweet! Now I can plan my assassi... uhh... I mean photography for when the president comes to visit.

    • @volimNestea
      @volimNestea 8 років тому +22

      Outer Spaced Good luck with your... Photography... 😉

    • @Rayden440
      @Rayden440 8 років тому +94

      you're on some list now lol

    • @OuterSpacedVideos
      @OuterSpacedVideos 8 років тому +46

      You're probably right. Hey NSA employee, I was just kidding!

    • @augustopinochet7587
      @augustopinochet7587 8 років тому +28

      Liberals have guns??????

    • @cpMetis
      @cpMetis 8 років тому +4

      Who's watching you? I got Taylor. She's pretty cool with my searches. At first I was embarrassed and tried to hide stuff, but turns out she's totally understanding.

  • @ihatech1pr37
    @ihatech1pr37 4 роки тому +23

    So the cars have anti tank weaponry, bulletproof think windows, modified truck bed, an entire escort, A smoke bomb spread turret, Mobile Gun Trucks, Tracking vehicle’s, radio jammers but not an EZ pass?

  • @marrtincho
    @marrtincho 6 років тому +1632

    Sorry but those Pump Shotguns are only going to do 9 damage poor choice

    • @falcongamer58
      @falcongamer58 6 років тому +30

      They'll do only 2 damage if it was a citizen with a submachine gun

    • @sazanadora565
      @sazanadora565 6 років тому +8

      Very true

    • @cris-yo1950
      @cris-yo1950 6 років тому +5

      What about meds? The blood types

    • @Kuri0
      @Kuri0 6 років тому +5

      Your profile picture matches your comment

    • @Jacob-gl9os
      @Jacob-gl9os 6 років тому +1

      The bullets curve around the enemy if hes the last man standing.

  • @stevep7780
    @stevep7780 5 років тому +356

    "tHe DRIverS WinDow opeNS tO paY TolLs" yeah okay

    • @dillyc_11
      @dillyc_11 5 років тому +12

      @CrazyLegsMcGee nobody is above the law

    • @dillyc_11
      @dillyc_11 5 років тому +9

      @CrazyLegsMcGee lol yea they should probably a bunch of technical reason why they can't tho, and like does each vehicle need to pay the toll? If so that's like an hour wait😂

    • @Free-g8r
      @Free-g8r 5 років тому +22

      I think it's for when they're moving the limos around when they're empty. Like in the Manhattan example the limos have to go to the heliport earlier so they can be waiting to take president from there to UN. So I'm guessing the drivers pay the tolls when they're driving the limo from the airport to the heliport.
      Even if they never pay tolls the window would still be needed whenever the limo is accessing a secure location and the driver needs to be identified. But I'd be surprised if it's ever used when the president is in the car.

    • @agenttrail3883
      @agenttrail3883 5 років тому +1

      @Sakuriu maybe those antennas block even rfid waves. so they have to pay in cash!

    • @jimcrawford3259
      @jimcrawford3259 5 років тому +7

      That's a lie, I was an army recruiter and blew through tolls, one time a cadet asked me why we didnt stop and I said who the fuck are they going to bill lol

  • @jpman7934
    @jpman7934 7 років тому +103

    Meanwhile in Switzerland you can have a chat with the president in the train without any problems

    • @josuenogueras7141
      @josuenogueras7141 7 років тому +6

      the swiss dont really a "president" do they?

    • @jpman7934
      @jpman7934 7 років тому +6

      josue Nogueras Yes and no, it's more like a representative of the federal consil for international relations (and it changes every year) but this title doesn't give them any power

    • @incorrectstuffthingy5647
      @incorrectstuffthingy5647 7 років тому +9

      As long as you don't have massive third world immigration you will be fine

    • @jeromebushrid4074
      @jeromebushrid4074 6 років тому +11

      Yeah because capturing him gives you the same global leverage as kidnapping a high school basketball coach lol.

    • @generalkayoss7347
      @generalkayoss7347 6 років тому +1

      Probably because Switzerland is about 1/15th the size of Texas.

  • @FanTazTiCxD
    @FanTazTiCxD 4 роки тому +86

    Imagine how the most powerful person in Denmark (the prime minister) can be seen riding his bicycle through town sometimes 😆😆😆

    • @24amit
      @24amit 3 роки тому

      You compare Denmark’s prime minister with US president… I respect position of respected prime minister but US has enemies beyond anyone think of. It is not securing president but security of national pride…

    • @bloozy7350
      @bloozy7350 3 роки тому

      They only do this because there have been many us president assasinations. There is a lot less threat in Denmark

    • @Minecraftpe5
      @Minecraftpe5 3 роки тому +20

      No one cares about the Prime Minister of Denmark just like how we don't care about our city mayor

    • @dividedstatesofamerica2520
      @dividedstatesofamerica2520 3 роки тому

      @@24amit Seeing a corrupt puppet get taken out doesn't do anything to impact my pride.

    • @huskkyy
      @huskkyy 2 роки тому

      @@Minecraftpe5 because they’re not pieces of shit people (usually)

  • @user-ei7ed6zy9k
    @user-ei7ed6zy9k 8 років тому +44

    give it 24-48 hours. its gonna be on trending

    • @tony7376
      @tony7376 8 років тому +5

      Hannad Osman it is lol

  • @AlbertoFigueroaArquitectura
    @AlbertoFigueroaArquitectura 7 років тому +24

    Pot twist: The President takes public transport with a hat on

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 5 років тому +168

    Plot Twist: the agents in the secure package hold a Power 5 Infinity bow

    • @technikchaot
      @technikchaot 5 років тому +7

      but one of the older versions with mending because in the newer versions of minecraft infinity and mending can't be used at the same time.

  • @HydroPlush
    @HydroPlush 4 роки тому +89

    "Pump action shotgun"
    *shows a diagram of a break action double barrel*
    Like, come on man...

    • @mehassan27
      @mehassan27 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry I thought this was America.

    • @conlage
      @conlage 4 роки тому

      Okay gun professional

    • @OnlyMisery
      @OnlyMisery 4 роки тому +1

      *GaMeR o_0*

    • @HydroPlush
      @HydroPlush 4 роки тому +5

      @@conlage I mean I own like 20 guns. And it's a hobby of mine.
      BUT I GUESS I'LL GO FUCK MYSELF.

    • @auto1719
      @auto1719 4 роки тому +3

      @@conlage It's not even being a professional... You can take one look at the picture and if you have basic knowledge of shotguns you would know that's not a pump action.

  • @Gbcue
    @Gbcue 7 років тому +137

    you forgot to add the cost of the second airplane that always follows air force one.

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick 6 років тому +5

      The back-up Angel only needs to be *available* so, for the DC to NYC example here, it's probably fine if the second 747 was kept at Andrews AFB home hangar throughout. For a trip across the oceans they'd want that to be kept at an airport within like 30-minutes radius. This was explained in the Nat. Geo. TV special.

    • @redwolfexr
      @redwolfexr 6 років тому +1

      That is likely covered in that heavily inflated operating cost from the Air Force. If it cost that much to operate a 747 none of us could afford to fly. (the USAF crew get paid no matter what)