Mark and Stavros Halkias team up to give advice and solve problems. It's a gay old time!!!! Check out more of Stav here: UA-cam: bit.ly/30ywqs1 Twitter: bit.ly/2XA4z93
@@frederickjabari7185 you didn't hack shit mate, gtfo of here ya script kiddie (if it's real at all) Edit: oh two account less than 2 months old, yeah that's a scam guys, they'll collect your login and other personal data, do not google it the site and/or app is probably littered with drive-by downloads (malware/viruses/crypto-mining software etc) and popups you can't get rid of. At least run in a virtual environment!
Regarding the woman caller: A perfectly appropriate and responsible pre threesome conversation in which you ask the woman (in front of her husband) if she would be comfortable with her husband calling you for a hookup while she's out of town. Their reaction is your answer.
@@notbadforanoob8725 I remember watching him on a podcast where he looked like he was having a heart attack and his eyebrows were crawling off his face 😆👌
Its odd that this looms lime a face tome between the weird kid and his creepy uncle. But the creepy unk is actually the younger of the 2. I fucking love these dudes.
My J H school segregated by itself, I hung around the Spanish speakers the brown ones, then a blond blue eye guy started hanging near us for days until we started giving him shit, he turned out to be a Mexican that spoke no English
The best advice for the woman who had the threesome then the husband reached out separately: you don’t tell the wife, and the reason is you’re doing more harm by taking an irreversible action that could end their marriage. For all you know it’s an anomaly and they’ll live happily ever if you keep your mouth shut. For me, it’s obvious that that’s the right choice.
"I'm 31" "Wow you gotta tell your face and body." Fuckin lol Mark is so hilarious and brutal
Happens at 5:55
I came here specifically for that quote
@@DoctorXProducer same bro, worth
Does he mean stav looks younger or older? I can't tell
@@bennybrewer99 I don't believe you
stavros: laughing
mark: my friend died of heroin overdose
stavros: laughs harder
@@frederickjabari7185 you didn't hack shit mate, gtfo of here ya script kiddie (if it's real at all)
Edit: oh two account less than 2 months old, yeah that's a scam guys, they'll collect your login and other personal data, do not google it the site and/or app is probably littered with drive-by downloads (malware/viruses/crypto-mining software etc) and popups you can't get rid of. At least run in a virtual environment!
@@fisty539 thanks dad
@@fisty539 what happened here i need to know
his laugh is too powerful he cant be stopped once its started, only made to laugh harder
hell yeah dude
The man with the thousand island stare interviewing Kevin hart. Amazing
monkeyfingers thousand island stare, lmao
When I read the word amazing, I heard it in Jesse Petersons voice
He has Blue Cheese Blue Shield insurance and it shows
Thousand island sauce more like
@monkeyfingers And he's gay! Praise allah! Comedy! We're doin it!
one is fresh out his 20s, the other is nearly 40...you decide who's who
I'm gonna say the guy with the Grey hair talking about growing up in the 90s is 40 and the guy saying dude every other word is the kid.
Toothless J Gomez gives advice to Kevin Hart
Lmao one of the perfect times where Mark's bit where he calls people "fatty" hits full potential.
Wow, this is my favorite combination of comedians, possibly ever. Your guys conversations are flawless, I could listen to this for 48 hours straight.
its the best right, love my toothless doughboy on the same vibe as mark who just spits fire
Have you ever heard of Patrice Oneal
@@patrickbaklava7297 he was a big guy but still don't count as 2 people
This really looks like an Adult Swim show from the late 90s/early 2000s
Thats pretty much exactly what it is
23:08 “it was truly beautiful-i mean it was truly horrible”
Def a freudian slip to mention to your therapist there
Ahhhh man it’s great to see you and Stavvy together. He’s got one of the best laughs in the business... really grows on you
hasnt yet
c grib It annoyed me at first but listen to enough Cum Town and it wouldn’t be the same without it
Stav's super underrated. He really shines in these podcast-esque environments
He's a better conversationalist than Nick actually, I think.
@@deano3496 His crowd work is so much better than nick, but nicks podcast bits are better
@@PennisRodman he seems more of a people person while nick is just the king of riffing on random shit
His ego is in a good balance.
This vid helped me feel better about a lot of embarrassing moments that have been circulating my brain non stop in quarantine, thanks mark and Stavvy
"You gotta tell your face and body..."
She gave you haircuts and product?!?! BEST part of the story! LOL
😂 That shit was too funny
First time listening to Stavros, his jokes are so quick when he's riffing on your stories! Gotta give him a goog and check his stuff out now!
The fake laughter is worse than Jimmy Fallon
The sexiest partnership since Dennis Franz and Jimmy Smitts. #NYPDQueef
I need a whole album of Stavvy just cracking up at other peoples stories
That's oldest 31 year old I've ever seen.
Stavv looks like he's been uber in Damascus for the last 8 years
31? omg
Do you also say that to children in false mustache and glasses?
Yeah.... Stav is lookin great on the other hand though
Regarding the woman caller: A perfectly appropriate and responsible pre threesome conversation in which you ask the woman (in front of her husband) if she would be comfortable with her husband calling you for a hookup while she's out of town. Their reaction is your answer.
Stav not being into that girl because she's fat is hilarious
"now let me ask you this.... what if a chinese guy was plowin her?
He got Stavvy laughing for a whole 60 seconds straight lol
Mark, your thinking face is priceless
Mark: “I’ve been writing for Nick Cannon…”
This is the greekiest greek name that has ever greeked
If Panos Kanos says it, I believe.
Growing up I knew a guy called Yanni Papadopoulos.
His giagia is apparently his baba
For anyone who doesn’t know, Baltimore’s Greektown is basically surrounded by highways, so it’s not weird for a kid to not leave there.
This was by design. Lots of ethnic neighborhoods were carved up and isolated by highway placement, on purpose
@@getlooky736 we got a civil engineer on our hands
@@robertperillo8738 Sounds like a civil rights engineer to me
"For anyone who doesn’t know"
Okay, so only those 99.9% of all people?
@@getlooky736 more like who let gooky in here with the boring facts
Stav is the Bobby Kelly of the comedians from the 2000s.
Mark with the complementary flight earbuds per his overly frugal self.
I love Stavros' honesty
40 minutes in- that laugh is hysterical and contagious.
40:10 the hardest Stavvy has ever laughed
Not even close.
I need to get this as my ringtone lol
@@notbadforanoob8725 I remember watching him on a podcast where he looked like he was having a heart attack and his eyebrows were crawling off his face 😆👌
Mark Normand making Stavvy from Cumtown laugh on camera is all I've ever wanted since I've gotten into......Comedy! Wish I found this sooner.
stav looks great
lmao
😂
We need these men in a studio together
Stav has a mountain of problems he can't solve himself, implying he can fix anyone else's is a solid bit
Huehuehue
You can solve your own problems by understanding other peoples ones and learning from them ;)
Oh I'm about to watch the fuck out of this. So stoked they did something together
Mae's still going strong, mark
Aw man, I’m a huge Tuesgay never saw Stavvy but you just gained a fan my friend! This had me laughing from start to finish!
Not the only thing Stavvy gained today.
Stav giving off strong Sipowicz vibes.
I don’t care how often Normand tells me he’s not Jewish, the man is tribe. I have discussed with the elders and so say we all.
Fucking A!! 2 of my fave's right here, awesome podcast
Thank you kindly gents
unreal how fast stavs hair grew and teeth got filled in
This ones hilarious
it is Kevin Hart
💯😂😂😂👌🏼
Man, I love these dudes.
Great pod! Stavvy had an interesting point there regarding misogyny and letting women eat out the wife.
Mark changed it to the 'I love the Jews' section lol
Is this Devito's son
Almost feel like the character Frank that Devito plays is even more of a father to Stav
Ron Jeremy and Kevin Hart in the same room. Never thought I’d see the day.
Stavvy is funny af!!
Lol mad vulnerable but authentic
Open relationships require one sucker.
I love this, Stav should be on Mark’s podcast
Stavs attempt at being a white/slightly less fat Patrice, love it
These characters are true gems! Zac Amico too.
“It’s all Greek to me” 😁
I can't believe stav got Norman. You go Stavvy baby. He's been hanging out with Mullen to much. That is where his bread is buttered though.
I heard that this guy is good friends with Joe List
Reverse puppet situation, fukin guy is hilarious. My cheeks hurts from smiling. Pizza and a hug, lol
When you can tell this is an old video because of the missing tooth.
Crazy this was over two years ago.
Nick's impression is spot on.
Man...mark n stav. This is like the time when bill Burr started talking about one punch man.
The unholy union
“He was a male Karen”... so, was he a Maron?
This shit is GOLD!
"they lost a lot of delis" lmfao
Its odd that this looms lime a face tome between the weird kid and his creepy uncle. But the creepy unk is actually the younger of the 2. I fucking love these dudes.
Great show!
Child race wars...seems like the thumbnail for anything Stav.
"tell your face and body" OMFG
stavros interviews "coolest" adam.
No views. What's going on Marc?! Oh wait, I'm just early as shit.
I love stavi so much
Awesome video love the humor great brother
Two of my favorite people.
thanks for the six pack from laughing so much
love you two chooches together 💜
34:50 thank me later👍 the funniest shit ever. 😂
Thank you
Brother on the left ... My stomach hurts ... I'm typing this and I gotta rewind.
you guys are hilarious together
Kudos to the woman who turned down the husband bc that was a difference and involved lying which is cheating
40:03 simply wonderful could've ended it here
The caller proves there is a good non transphobic way to make a trans joke
Great ep!
She’s going to tell everyone when you split up. Always remember that
Mark; hilarious as always! Who's this guy?
I stopped listening to cum town a couple years ago. I can't believe/am not surprised Stav hasn't put his tooth back in yet.
My J H school segregated by itself, I hung around the Spanish speakers the brown ones, then a blond blue eye guy started hanging near us for days until we started giving him shit, he turned out to be a Mexican that spoke no English
I can relate in an almost chilling way tuesgay 4 life
Stavros looks amazing here
Algorithm
Writing for nick cannon 😂
Starvos is the oldest looking 30 year old
Stavros dying of laughter during the Chinese bit😂😂😂
That whole part was honestly my favorite part of the clip
The best advice for the woman who had the threesome then the husband reached out separately: you don’t tell the wife, and the reason is you’re doing more harm by taking an irreversible action that could end their marriage. For all you know it’s an anomaly and they’ll live happily ever if you keep your mouth shut. For me, it’s obvious that that’s the right choice.
I thought this was Mark and Ron Jeremy
Saving this for later. 40:00
Best part
was expecting for someone to tag this in the comments. best moment of the cast
Mark is just doing his act. That’s how good Stav is at being dumb/laughing.
A dabbadoo time.