RANKING TAYLOR SWIFT'S EX-BOYFRIENDS **with receipts**

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  • @theswiftologist
    @theswiftologist  2 роки тому +42

    hi y'all.....I've RE RANKED the muses after red (taylor's version)! go check it owt ua-cam.com/video/1Mh3KEjCvv4/v-deo.html

  • @gabrielacunha2780
    @gabrielacunha2780 3 роки тому +813

    "you' may be wondering why isn't Joe Alwynt included on this equation and that's because I'm not really sure he exists" I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS

    • @darioloya1347
      @darioloya1347 Рік тому +90

      This aged well💀💀

    • @berryrl9
      @berryrl9 11 місяців тому +33

      And it remains true until today

    • @theyluvtwoset.13
      @theyluvtwoset.13 5 місяців тому +9

      ✨Joe Alwyn't✨

    • @tayluvofficial
      @tayluvofficial 4 місяці тому +5

      Omfg and now there's a whole album coming dedicated to him 💀💀

    • @NeutralSwift
      @NeutralSwift Місяць тому +1

      @@tayluvofficialturns out it not

  • @chelsmac3179
    @chelsmac3179 2 роки тому +285

    “You’re a DJ, you can’t be a grown man as well”
    Me, with a 32 year old DJ ex: *spits out coffee*

  • @latiltarium3931
    @latiltarium3931 3 роки тому +582

    The impression I always had from Tom Hiddleston was that he liked her much more than she liked him, which isnt her fault but I feel kinda bad for him. I mean Taylor now knew Joe Alwyn existed (well, allegedly he exists anyway) so there was no way he could compare.
    * *Listens to getaway car with an old fashioned in hand* *
    this one is for Tom

    • @aayubhatt1572
      @aayubhatt1572 3 роки тому +19

      I only reason i want to hate Taylor Swift for....
      Tom is such a great guy ❤
      He don't deserve to be used.... He deserve so much❤

    • @haphuongnguyen3358
      @haphuongnguyen3358 2 роки тому +16

      Yeah, i hate that she used him to feel pretty again & make Joe jealous. I mean, they're meant to be so Tom being with her wouldn't work out anyways.
      I wish he would end up with someone who treats him WELL

    • @mildlifeisatrisk5727
      @mildlifeisatrisk5727 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah, but also he is so much older, I think although he most certainly felt bad for this love affair in general, he also saw it coming and had antibodies to fight it 💁🏻‍♂️

    • @smoothcashewbutter8820
      @smoothcashewbutter8820 Рік тому +9

      I think they both were just having fun (or well, Taylor tried to?). I think people like to fantasize about Tom being so in love, but to me he seemed even more in love with all the attention the relationship was getting. It all seemed very staged, I don't think it was a PR stunt but it seems like they did a lot of stuff to shock the media.

    • @meghansullivan6812
      @meghansullivan6812 Рік тому +2

      Yeaaaaaahhhhh :/ happens to the best of us but it’s a tough fucking position to be in, on both sides oof.

  • @karlacalonia825
    @karlacalonia825 3 роки тому +657

    John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal & Calvin Harris are the trio of taylor's worst exes🤮🤮

  • @hannaisuplate1689
    @hannaisuplate1689 2 роки тому +381

    “And she’s never going to tell us” *releases 10 min all too well*

  • @haphuongnguyen3358
    @haphuongnguyen3358 2 роки тому +135

    She was 19 at the time of dating John Mayer?????
    I'm 17, only 2 years younger than her then. I could NOT imagine being with someone who is almost twice my age like that. It's an obvious red flag.

    • @whitepouch0904
      @whitepouch0904 Рік тому +13

      Many warned her. Even her mom was furious.

    • @Melanie-jy2nw
      @Melanie-jy2nw 8 місяців тому +5

      @@whitepouch0904I’m glad people warned her even if she didn’t heed the warning because too often it was treated like it was normal back then (still today people don’t really blink twice sometimes)

  • @catiebeans
    @catiebeans Рік тому +54

    So ironically, Taylor Lautner is currently engaged to his fiancé, Taylor Dome. He’s forever going to be Taylor Squared now.

  • @pickledcucumber8693
    @pickledcucumber8693 3 роки тому +93

    Taylor Swift is right now younger than John Mayer was at the time they dated... Let’s just say I don’t feel an ounce of pity for him

  • @islandrebelmakeup4653
    @islandrebelmakeup4653 Рік тому +48

    Jake seems okay really. I feel like they just had very different ideas of what the relationship was. Also the “if we were closer in age maybe it would’ve been fine” line in ATW10MV actually makes me feel better about him because he acknowledged that that age difference wasn’t working. He also doesn’t have a distinct pattern of dating younger women like John has. He’s dated people older, younger, same age. I’m not getting groomer from him, I’m getting just dates who he connects with from him. Also the way he didn’t lash out about her writing about the relationship, in fact complemented her directly about how he thought it was beautiful and it was like going through a photo album, shows his level of class and care. John is just a flaming sack of garbage for the way he behaves towards women.

    • @shelleygoodwin6371
      @shelleygoodwin6371 8 місяців тому +5

      What about Taylor gets older but his lovers stay her age 👀 I don't think Jake is or was a terrible dude at any point, and he definitely has class, but I think specifically with his relationship with Taylor and how he treated her he was a bit of a dick and I feel that's maybe why all too well 10 is a little more openly scathing whereas the og was emotional but didn't make him look bad. I get it was originally 10 minutes and they cut it down but I wouldn't believe for a second that she didn't alter and edit the lyrics a lot still for what we know atw10. Sometimes it takes some time for you to be able to look back and rather than just being sad or blaming yourself you see it with a wider lense and realize the other person actually did do some shitty things, especially when there was an age gap and she was so young at the time!

    • @islandrebelmakeup4653
      @islandrebelmakeup4653 8 місяців тому +13

      @@shelleygoodwin6371 that line just doesn’t seem accurate when you research who he’s dated. Older, younger, same age… it’s all over the place. That could be said more about someone like John Mayer who has mostly dated people significantly younger than him.

  • @Britl13
    @Britl13 Місяць тому +7

    watching this 3 years later after listening to the tortured poets department is insane

  • @sainaina
    @sainaina 2 роки тому +183

    my ranking would be
    1.Tom Hiddleston (i truly believe he is the perfect man)
    2. Taylor Lautner
    3. Harry Styles (if the relationship was actually real)
    4. Joe Jonas
    5. Conor Kennedy
    6. Jake Gyllenhaal
    7.John Mayer
    8. Calvin Harris

    • @pizzamonies793
      @pizzamonies793 2 роки тому +9

      This is good, I always for get about Taylor, he may need to be lower- NOT be cause he was bad/toxic, but I do feel like they have very little in common/would never work out. All the rest are perfect, especially the bottom 3. 🤭

    • @ainaubeda5975
      @ainaubeda5975 2 роки тому +7

      I don't accept another ranking, also I too believe that Tom is the perfect man

    • @filmedby.sienna
      @filmedby.sienna 2 роки тому +7

      the only thing i would change is 1 tom (I LOVE THIS MAN) and then harry as 2 but otherwise immaculate

    • @annaolsson5441
      @annaolsson5441 4 місяці тому +2

      Would probably do John mayor and Calvin Harris jointly last and Jake above that.

    • @Bumble-bee_
      @Bumble-bee_ Місяць тому

      Harry must be number one, if it was real. Im a 1D, and I prefer Larry Stylinson.

  • @marianalucena978
    @marianalucena978 3 роки тому +86

    haylor is such a delicate thing, isnt it isnt it
    so, i would like to see you talking about her easter eggs during the years because with evermore it comes back to the speak now era and im very excited about this.

  • @wolfpackgaming1383
    @wolfpackgaming1383 Рік тому +38

    Honestly Jake wearing the football helmet makes complete sense. In stay stay stay she says she threw her phone all the way across the room at him the night before. I honestly picture of her telling him I read that you shouldn’t leave fights unsolved so we need to talk about this and him going OK one second ducking back into the bedroom and then coming out of the football helmet on in case she gets mad enough to throw something

    • @SN-bk5xj
      @SN-bk5xj Рік тому +8

      Yes, I think it’s kinda funny😂

  • @disneyjunkie19
    @disneyjunkie19 3 роки тому +114

    I’m kinda a new Taylor Swift fan, so I had NO idea about that trinity of Forever and Aways moving forward. So cool and now I need to listen to everything again.
    I know I was very !!! about this video, so I’d love more content from you! Maybe you could rank Taylor’s call out/beef songs? I loved this deep dive style of ranking!

    • @theswiftologist
      @theswiftologist  3 роки тому +27

      its truly one of the greatest trajectories.........thank you for watching !! I love that idea

  • @carolynt2513
    @carolynt2513 2 роки тому +58

    I think that *I Forgot That You Existed* is about Calvin. It seemed like she was pretty hurt by how he turned on her and betrayed her.

    • @carolynt2513
      @carolynt2513 2 роки тому +3

      I've wondered if *Closure* is about Calvin too and if *Tolerate It* was inspired by him. ....thoughts ...

  • @lerolero38
    @lerolero38 Рік тому +15

    "You're grown man! You cant be a DJ as well" oh my god hahahaha 😂 this has me dying at my job

  • @adeliaanisa397
    @adeliaanisa397 2 роки тому +35

    i like the way you tell stories, its very detail and fun. and i think its better if u add ilustrations, or pictures, or songs, that u mentioned so ppl can imagine abt it clearly

  • @sinogarcon
    @sinogarcon 3 роки тому +128

    Actually, Taylor has given us plenty of lyrical clues that she and Joe had a very short breakup back when they first started seeing each other. Her going out with Tom Hiddleston was almost certainly her intention to make Joe jealous. Put into that perspective, DBATC as well as The 1 all deal with this short breakup.

    • @kadabra4009
      @kadabra4009 3 роки тому +25

      Honestly that sounds very probable. Even though I thought the Hiddleswift summer happened because she needed a rebound after the Calvin Harris bullshit train and then she broke up with Tom to get with Joe. But maybe she had already had a fling with Joe before Hiddlewift. 🤷‍♀️

    • @sinogarcon
      @sinogarcon 3 роки тому +7

      @@kadabra4009 Yeah, when she sings my love has been frozen, deep blue, but you painted me golden (Dancing with Our Hands Tied), it doesn't sound like she had feelings for Calvin for some time by the tail end, and it was she who broke up with CH according to "leaked" out PR articles. I did a song analysis cross referenced with her other media outlets such as PR articles, magazine essays, interviews (lukayl.tumblr.com/post/647229566003412992/the-mega-timeline-scientific-study-of-taylor-swift) and am convinced they hooked up in early June, but they broke up because he had someone else, so she was heartbroken and decided to rebound with Tom. I also think that the Rhode Island Kissing-on-the-rock pic wasn't her idea, as she only wanted to rebound quietly, but once they were found out, she decided to make the best of a bad situation and tried to get Joe jealous.

    • @weihanwang
      @weihanwang 2 роки тому +17

      Maybe not a real breakup- they may have started up as having good feelings towards each other like crushes, not really going out yet, and then she got unsure about getting serious so stepped back awhile before being brave and drove forward

    • @sinogarcon
      @sinogarcon 2 роки тому +1

      @@weihanwang Whatever it was, they slept pretty earlier on, certainly before she went out with Hiddleston.

    • @chelseatamayo3030
      @chelseatamayo3030 2 роки тому +14

      didn't she revealed that dbatc is inspired from the movie Someone Great?

  • @halfmoons9439
    @halfmoons9439 2 роки тому +4

    This is an all time fave video of mine. My tswift bestie and i had an absolutely sparkling conversation during and after my showing her this. Bless you for giving us comedic and CORRECT takes

  • @the3rdquark
    @the3rdquark 3 роки тому +75

    Brilliant.....how does this only have 137 views? Video idea: talk about Taylor’s questionable film appearances!

    • @theswiftologist
      @theswiftologist  3 роки тому +11

      share it w ur friends ;)))) ooooh great suggestion thank you!!!

  • @amandaallison7593
    @amandaallison7593 2 роки тому +57

    Hey Swiftologist, just had to say -- I stumbled across this video today and I so needed it.....been having a really rough tough and you made me genuinely laugh out loud, which I haven't done in a while.... so yeah, thank you for being you, for sharing this content and for sharing your TSwift expertise and insights with us all. It's appreciated, and most of all, you made me smile today.

  • @Tswizzle266
    @Tswizzle266 2 роки тому +183

    I feel like you deserve a Phd in Swiftology.

  • @winterbelle03
    @winterbelle03 11 місяців тому +8

    i dont get why some of these guys choose to date taylor swift, known for writing songs about her relationships, and act all surprised and offended when she writes songs about how crappy they were!!! you chose to treat her like garbage, and you have to face the consequences of your actions

  • @rinarinachan_
    @rinarinachan_ Місяць тому +3

    We need an updated version with Matty and Joe

  • @victoriavasconcellos1219
    @victoriavasconcellos1219 3 роки тому +39

    harry is superior

  • @KyleOgilvie1
    @KyleOgilvie1 2 роки тому +17

    We also got the bops that are 'Ours', 'The Story of Us' and potentially 'Haunted' out of the 'Mayer' of that sad empty town.

  • @rightwhereyouleftme__
    @rightwhereyouleftme__ 2 роки тому +32

    Very new Swiftie and currently devouring all things Taylor. I remember the 1989 era quite well, but honestly had NO idea how intense the Haylor thing was, I didn't even clock Style at the time, even tho I remember really liking the song 😭
    I remember the Calvin Harris drama on twitter, and the fact he has no songs about him (maybe I forgot you existed?) is truly the ultimate Taylor revenge. Like dude, you dated her for over a year and inspired not a THING.
    Honestly Haylor is so superior to all other relationships, if it wasn't for how awful the stans came for her then maybe things would have been different. I'm wishful thinking they could ever collab together and release an amazing song in the future.
    I know next to nothing about Joe, although the whole William Bowery/ he got a grammy thing kinda stinks of something strange. I don't know why but I get weird vibes there.

    • @charlotte-hb7jg
      @charlotte-hb7jg 2 роки тому +6

      big fan of harry here. most of us love haylor and are also fans of taylor. i’m so sorry that some of us ruin shit. it’s honestly annoying that some people that are fans of harry are so horrible to his girlfriends

    • @rightwhereyouleftme__
      @rightwhereyouleftme__ 2 роки тому +2

      @@charlotte-hb7jg that's great, they are both incredible artists. I would like to think most of the fans of harry that felt that way have grown up now and seen the error of their ways.
      It's weird becoming a recent fan of harry and getting recommended all this bizarre fan theories about him being gay with louis, therefore every single girl he dates MUST be a publicity stunt. I never knew this whole side of fandom existed. I understand loving an artist a lot but you should want them to be happy and be with whoever they like. It's just so toxic to hate a person just because your fave dates them.
      Anyway how excited are you for Red TV?! The All Too Well short film is sooo close ❤

    • @charlotte-hb7jg
      @charlotte-hb7jg 2 роки тому +2

      @@rightwhereyouleftme__ omg yea most of the 1d fans believe that and it’s honestly cult like. it’s really disgusting and it fetishizes gay relationships! IM SO EXCITED FOR RED (tv) AND THE ALL TOO WELL VIDEO!!! then we get 1989 (tv) which is literally about my divorced parents 💗💗💗☺️
      ( just ignore anyone who thinks harry is dating louis and that haylor and every other relationship is fake because they’re delusional lol. even harry and louis have told them to stop)

    • @rightwhereyouleftme__
      @rightwhereyouleftme__ 2 роки тому +1

      @@charlotte-hb7jg it's so weird, I wonder if they just hate seeing them with girls and therefore have to hold on to the belief they are in fact gay instead. Like, I know Harry has not publicly stated his sexuality, but he clearly publicly dates women so just leave it alone?
      But yeah omg so excited, I've been listening to Red non-stop just to prepare for this and I'm so excited! My fave Taylor album is probably still 1989 tho, and I don't know how I'll handle when that eventually comes out. I'm so pumped for vault tracks with potential Harry collab somewhere, but I might just be wishful thinking. Harry's vibe isn't really the 1989 sound so it might not fit.
      Either way it's so exciting!

    • @charlotte-hb7jg
      @charlotte-hb7jg 2 роки тому +3

      @@rightwhereyouleftme__ ugh yes! 1989 is so good and wonderland is slept on! (harry is from holmes chapel, Cheshire, england so the Cheshire cat line always makes me smile)

  • @dreamchaser7603
    @dreamchaser7603 Рік тому +11

    Don’t you think that „Wilderst dream“ is about Harry? In 1d song „best song ever“ they have a line „never in your wilders dreams“. Also, „this love“ has the same line. I think they were on and off for way longer than most people assume, in „Style“ she kind of hints at it, they were back after he was seen with Kendal

  • @ayushi493
    @ayushi493 2 роки тому +16

    I think Taylor got the worst end of the Haylor relationship. Directioners were all delusional , they were plane rude to her. And they refuse to acknowledge the relationship till date, and actually believe in Larry😂, so much so it drove Harry and Louis apart.
    He's definitely the 1 that got away. Also God knew if they were together, they would have been too powerful.

    • @florencehaber9847
      @florencehaber9847 6 місяців тому

      Harry and Taylor had a short relationship. He ended it and Taylor had hopes for going back but Harry moved on right after. He dated many girls and had no desire for her but Taylor when she liked guys especially she liked Harry can't move on until she has to. Same with Joe Alwyn. She finally saw that he did not go for all of her. In a long ago interview she said to an interviewer that if a guy was cute, she did not think if that guy was a good guy, that she went for looks and said she wants him not even thinking if he would want her but went for him. Hopefully she learned and at 34 years old, I hope she learned that you should want a guy who wants you back and that sometimes it won't work out and sometimes it will and both could be good people but not meant to be. And you move on. With Harry he does not like to and it seems he won't write songs that are mean to a girl he dated. His true love was Camille Rowe and she broke up with him after they lived together and he blamed it on himself. She moved on and went back to France right after she left, got another boyfriend but Harry and her kept in touch by phone only and he wrote many songs about her, mainly how he screwed up. But Camille did move on and is very happy since she moved out of his home years ago. The key for happiness is to move on. Eventually a person meets the one right for them. Usually.

  • @isobel723
    @isobel723 Рік тому +2

    You need to update this with the wax man because your hot takes on that are so freaking iconic!!!

  • @alexiavirga7803
    @alexiavirga7803 3 роки тому +27

    I agree completely!! Also, I love your videos and podcast! You got such a fun personality and an eloquent way of speaking. Continue doing what you love!!

    • @theswiftologist
      @theswiftologist  3 роки тому +5

      this is the nicest comment ever!! thank you so much!!

  • @gracebowler818
    @gracebowler818 3 роки тому +27

    Waaaait where is Tom hiddleston in the ranking?

  • @burningbridges6908
    @burningbridges6908 3 роки тому +6

    I loved this video, your ranking is the best one I’ve seen (I think one more con for Tom it’s that we got champagne problems 💙✨ and that song is GOLD)

  • @AllySheehan
    @AllySheehan 2 роки тому +6

    as soon as i heard holy ground as the intro, i subscribed

  • @Brooks430
    @Brooks430 3 роки тому +31

    In “The One” she says “roaring 20s” and I think the only ex from her twenties that was also in his twenties was Jake Gyllenhal right?

    • @Serena-so1qh
      @Serena-so1qh 3 роки тому +14

      Its been two months but
      no jake was in his thirties
      And Taylor songs allude to the fact that her and harry sort of dated until 2014 on and off and he was 20 at the time

    • @pagolainaki7175
      @pagolainaki7175 Рік тому

      No.

    • @kevinandrews1422
      @kevinandrews1422 Рік тому +4

      @@Serena-so1qh Wrong. Jake was 29.

  • @horrorfanatic1734
    @horrorfanatic1734 2 роки тому +16

    LMAOOO I DIED AT 18:40 You’re so right about everything you said about Calvin and Taylor’s relationship…not hostage videos on Snapchat 😭😭😭

  • @ilni9364
    @ilni9364 2 місяці тому +3

    u need to do an updated version of this with all the vault songs and joe alwyn

  • @taeminislove
    @taeminislove 10 місяців тому +8

    I actually think "The One" was about Jake. She continuously references Jake even in her newer songs like how she thought love was "burning red but it's golden". She also mentioned something about "digging up the grave another time" in the One and she talks about how they were "3 months in the grave" in ATW (but then again, this vid was made prior to the 10 minute version).
    I always thought Haylor felt more sexually charged than anything but his song "Him" (which I truly believe is about Taylor) kinda makes me think it was deeper than that maybe idk.

  • @gothhavocado
    @gothhavocado 7 місяців тому +2

    The way you threw these ranking out in the last minute of the video had me FRAZZZLLED

  • @peytonsjenedits
    @peytonsjenedits 3 роки тому +13

    You could rank her albums or talk about each era like the highlights of each era

  • @bluestrangler0447
    @bluestrangler0447 Рік тому +8

    "Maybe the permentant muse" Weeeeeelp-

  • @soinotherwords
    @soinotherwords 3 роки тому +1

    Hi zach, i love your videos and podcast!!! Please do a video on TS's top/best pettiest moments irl and in songs 😊

  • @carmenalejandro6335
    @carmenalejandro6335 Рік тому +29

    There are some unreleased songs from one direction and Harry by itself that talks about Taylor and they are soooo perfect “you showed me that 13 can be good” “you know I’m trouble I’m trouble with you” “that nice dreas in my wildest dreams the lipstick stains you left on my sheets” “I don’t wanna hear about him in these songs you continue to write I was with you when you wrote that line it was me that you had in your mind” 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @gyatiangel
      @gyatiangel Рік тому +3

      Oh what did I just read!? ❤️❤️😱😱😱😱 He is the one taht got away ♨️😭

    • @MariLoreYT
      @MariLoreYT Рік тому +1

      OK but where did u get this info

    • @carmenalejandro6335
      @carmenalejandro6335 Рік тому +4

      @@MariLoreYT those are lyrics from unreleased song there are all in UA-cam one is named trouble and the other is him

  • @valeriamarrerodiaz1731
    @valeriamarrerodiaz1731 Рік тому +1

    this is greattttt swiftologist thanks. Ive thought about this a couple of times already but coool

  • @desh8081
    @desh8081 3 роки тому +4

    so well spoken ✨

  • @Alleellaa
    @Alleellaa Рік тому +21

    FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS MY TAYNGUAGE!!! You have no idea how satisfying it is to listen to a fellow Swiftie. Music to my ears 😊

    • @Alleellaa
      @Alleellaa Рік тому +1

      Why did this take me so long to discover 😩 Better late than never I guess. Well, gotta go binge the rest of your channel now. Cheers!

    • @tammycombs167
      @tammycombs167 10 місяців тому

      Completely agree

  • @aliyahn.s.797
    @aliyahn.s.797 2 роки тому +1

    I just found your channel and I love you already! The disclaimer and how you call the most of them stupid just love

  • @walkingtheline1729
    @walkingtheline1729 Рік тому +6

    I feel like Harry style was in such a bad place that he probably wont be a good boyfriend. Remember when all the boys in 1d werent treated well and it was a very controled environment. Then they were so big and out in the open it was destined to fail. I feel like if they dated later in life it wont be as bad.

  • @eml3077
    @eml3077 Рік тому +8

    I think "gold rush" is about Harry because of the lyric "what must it be like to grow up that beautiful? With your hair falling into place like domino's" He has perfect hair
    But she dodged a bullet because look at the Olivia wilde/don't worry darling mess lol

  • @mollymccracken2740
    @mollymccracken2740 Рік тому +6

    Sorry- binging all of your vids 😂 love your Taylor content.
    I love the Harry Styles connection! And he’s had such a glow up, from what little I know. Totally agree The One is about Harry Styles. If it wasn’t intended for that, it still is lol

  • @aayubhatt1572
    @aayubhatt1572 3 роки тому +18

    Tom Hiddleston?
    He is such a great guy ❤

  • @stubbs3023
    @stubbs3023 Рік тому +8

    Pls let us know where Joe falls now that they’re done

  • @gyatiangel
    @gyatiangel Рік тому +1

    Just subscribed! Love your voice (honestly you could talk all day I would listen) not to mention you are the most hilarious and sweet/sarcastic t. Swift channel I came across!! And I AM HERE FOR IT 😭❤️😂

  • @tayluvofficial
    @tayluvofficial 4 місяці тому +1

    Day 3 of watching all th3 SWIFTOLOGIST content from start till the end. My most favorite UA-cam channel! Love you sm!!!❤❤

  • @keemiasoltani-zhang35
    @keemiasoltani-zhang35 3 роки тому +2

    incredible king. where is the podcast eyes emoji

  • @MermaidCore_
    @MermaidCore_ 2 роки тому

    Also.... your rankings are spot on. Thank you!

  • @mycatstv1564
    @mycatstv1564 2 роки тому +12

    I have been obsessed with Haylor as well.

  • @kaileegarcia612
    @kaileegarcia612 3 роки тому +7

    Only one sentence in and I already STRONGLY AGREE

  • @jodil7
    @jodil7 10 місяців тому +1

    Omg! I hadn’t even gotten to Calvin & Tom before I posted. This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time! I need to rewind! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jodil7
    @jodil7 10 місяців тому +2

    I’m dying….you are hilarious!!! However! I absolutely agree with everything especially Harry Styles! And your Connor Kennedy analysis took me out! I do feel so bad for him because his mom took her life 😢

  • @jillsarah7356
    @jillsarah7356 10 місяців тому

    Facts and lols. Also great background in this vid ✅

  • @Anna_the_torturedpoet
    @Anna_the_torturedpoet 5 місяців тому +1

    I definitely do agree that me is not the next shake it off and I can also see how people think it’s like annoying and stuff but I just whenever I’m sad I put on that song and I just kind of dance to it cause I remember how happy she was writing it but I definitely do agree that it is not the best song in the entire world, and she was definitely trying to write the next shake it off, which is definitely not, but it’s definitely a song if it comes on I’m not gonna skip it lol love the video❤(sorry for any spelling errors or in cohesive sentences. I’m very dyslexic, and this is not my strong suit.)

  • @ainaubeda5975
    @ainaubeda5975 2 роки тому +12

    Can we take a minute to take into account that Sophie is a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge Taylor fan and that Joe is the only ex to whom she has written songs through different albums

  • @magdajankowska1499
    @magdajankowska1499 2 роки тому +10

    Just came across this video and loved it! Oh Haylor! Love them so much. Both so talented,so kind,so amazing...I think they got together at a wrong time- they were both young(specially Harry-the men maturing later than women thing),all the media attention,scrutiny,the fans didn't help(Harry got his part of hate from swifties too)..It just didn't work out,it's a shame but such is life I guess. Also,since you've mentioned songs H wrote about Taylor: Two Ghosts. There was one performance,Late Late Show with James Corden in London(he performed it on a rooftop), omg I cried. Stan them both.
    Oh,and f**k Jake Gyllenhall! The All Two Well short film killed me.

    • @KeViN_1D
      @KeViN_1D Рік тому

      I wanted to point out 2 Ghosts too!! It screams Haylor and it makes me cry every time 🥲💕
      And personally I feel like Little Freak might possibly be about her too (and Satellite is rumored too bc of the “Gold Rush” and “Eagles Dr” street signs in the MV)

  • @charleneae
    @charleneae 2 роки тому +8

    girl i loved this commentary! as a fellow haylor🧐, i agree that dbatc and the one are (maybe) for miss harry. adding to the delusion, dont you think so it goes and happiness felt haylor too? also two ghosts mention where?🤠 love you we will be waiting for your thoughts on all too well 10mins version🙏🏼

  • @berryrl9
    @berryrl9 11 місяців тому +4

    With the new additions of Joe Alwyn and Matty Healy to this list, can we get an updated version of this video?

  • @Starbuck-dr7yl
    @Starbuck-dr7yl 2 роки тому

    How, I ask. How is it that avoided this video for so long? It os f’ing genius! You have done it once again Zach. I agree with everything! Down to the ridiculously lame Paper Doll, although I did like Half of my Heart (long before I ever listened to Taylor) & find it ironic she uses the same lyric Paper Rings from Half of My Heart.
    Yes poor Tom is the sentiment. He seems like a nice guy that got caught in a rebound.
    Calvin (aka fractal Adam) I always get his vibes with IFTYE, it seems to my brain like a romantic interest rather than someone else, but that’s just me. Are you believing in Joe yet?

  • @sumeya1923
    @sumeya1923 2 роки тому +2

    im sorry this video is so funny. loved every second!!!!

  • @nyugore6681
    @nyugore6681 2 роки тому +1

    hi i am a brand new swiftie !! i enjoyed your video so much! i payed more attention than i do in class lol . i love your energy & ur v funny . i subscribed :D

  • @filmedby.sienna
    @filmedby.sienna 2 роки тому +20

    my ranking
    1=best 8=worst
    1. Tom Hiddleston (THIS MAN IS PERFECTION AND I LOVE HIM.)
    2. harry styles (they were cute, no bad blood so we good)
    3.taylor lautner (i mean taylor squared come onnnnnnn)
    4. Joe Jonas (breaking up on he phone is cold, but his wife is a swiftie soo slightly forgiven)
    5.Connor kennedy (buying a 4.5 million dollor house next to him is a mood tbh)
    6. John Mayer (don't you think she was to young??????)
    7. Calvin Harris (🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢)
    8. Jake Gylenhaal (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)

    • @zoegurowitsch464
      @zoegurowitsch464 2 роки тому

      Yep i love tom

    • @Holygroundgirlie.fanpage
      @Holygroundgirlie.fanpage 2 роки тому +1

      Totally agree with this ranking 😌

    • @Melanie-jy2nw
      @Melanie-jy2nw 8 місяців тому

      Time to lower Joe, he’s now divorced his wife through the media and tried to tank her reputation. Still super immature and he feels kinda gross now

  • @seoulays8481
    @seoulays8481 2 роки тому +8

    no because you're right, i feel like haylor could've been so good but EVERYONE was hell bent on prying them apart and when the whole world is against you, what the fuck do you even do? admittedly i haven't listened to taylor's new stuff since rep (i have been blasting fearless and red tv whenever i can) so i need to listen to the 1 and dbatc

  • @carolsenna3054
    @carolsenna3054 3 роки тому +1

    the best video i have ever seen

  • @Dreamsaftertomorrow
    @Dreamsaftertomorrow Місяць тому

    Zack I’m going back to your very early videos cuz I really really wanna see you talk in depth about what you love about Taylor, truth being told, after watching your video on tay and Katy Perry’s history, it made me feel weird about tay, maybe cuz I’m a new swiftie…

  • @KpopLover1013
    @KpopLover1013 Рік тому +3

    Not sure if someone already commented this, pretty sure someone has bc I haven't read the comments yet, but during the promotion of RED Taylor's Version, she actually confirmed herself that the "red scarf" was actually just a metaphor this whole time 😂 Who knows if she modified the meaning to appeal more to her matured outlook on the whole situation and took the opportunity to deepen the significance of it, or simply as a way to clear up the misconceptions and bombarding interrogations Jake's poor sister had thrown at her about whether or not the scarf was real 😂 Either way, it was a smart choice to announce to the public that put the whole thing to rest lmao

  • @ye11owflower
    @ye11owflower Рік тому

    UA-cam you're so funny for recommending this now!

  • @Poppelon
    @Poppelon Рік тому +2

    The CROCS ahahhaa, I've seen that part so many times now and still laughing

  • @owifthyles
    @owifthyles 4 місяці тому

    You never fail to make me laugh!

  • @enchantedlakes-2150
    @enchantedlakes-2150 Рік тому

    hello i'm binging all your videos! :)

  • @tammycombs167
    @tammycombs167 10 місяців тому +1

    Wow. You are really good. I’d like to see you do a deep dive on either Taylor’s world behind the scenes or her massive marketing genius. Also could you get Taylor to have a bit higher quality merch. Compared to many other touring acts her merch quality just isn’t there. 😂😂 Amyway. You sleigh!!🔥💖❤️💙🙏🏻

  • @hal9318
    @hal9318 3 роки тому +6

    Your intro= instant like

  • @zenoviavillanueva4315
    @zenoviavillanueva4315 Рік тому +4

    FINALLY - SOMEONE WHO LOVES HARRY STYLES AS MUCH AS I DO

  • @natalie_rose2861
    @natalie_rose2861 Рік тому +2

    And to think I was going to suggest that you make a video explaining why it's messed up for "fans" or as I see them STANS (I mean this in a negative way STAN isn't a positive thing just ask Eminem) to be PUBLICLY dissecting Taylor's songs & who they're about considering she's mentioned in Miss Americana & interviews how much it bothers her & she doesn't want it to be the main focus.
    I just get annoyed AF every time an album comes out & there's 10+ videos in my feed trying to figure out who the songs are about. Considering it bothers her I'm not sure why "fans" would do that. Especially since it pushes the media more to follow suit.
    IMO part of being a fan is respecting the artists wishes.
    I saw a reaction video to Folklore where these 2 girls are screaming like insanely loud every few lyrics & pausing to figure out who it's about. I don't think Taylor wants her music to be reduced to tabloids in music form....

  • @mariiagellfonde2761
    @mariiagellfonde2761 Рік тому +2

    With Mr.Perfectly Fine, WCS, 10 min version of ATW this aged sooooo well

  • @v_loves_books
    @v_loves_books 6 місяців тому +3

    Has your ranking changed after the rerecords we have so far ?

  • @alyssavb42
    @alyssavb42 Рік тому

    can you please do a video on all the easter eggs throughout the years

  • @hanamanayan8978
    @hanamanayan8978 2 місяці тому +2

    In my opinion, the ONLY pro in the Calvin Harris relationship was This is what you came for. I freakin love that song. 😌

  • @MK_Nay
    @MK_Nay 2 роки тому +1

    How did I not know about this channel?!

  • @honeygrewal310
    @honeygrewal310 2 роки тому

    Những ca sĩ khác cho mình cảm giác thư giãn khi nghe! Còn ĐP luôn cho mình bị cuốn theo tinh thần bài hát.

  • @MermaidCore_
    @MermaidCore_ 2 роки тому

    I think you have to give "frightful Adam" a bit of credit for Getaway Car.... Not much, but a pinch for sure.

  • @stevievaughan5096
    @stevievaughan5096 Рік тому

    would just like to point out that at the time, “stephen” was bigger than taylor. he’s the lead in the band ‘love and theft’ which was much bigger than taylor at the time. if you’re gonna go check then out i suggest angel eyes :)

  • @poojaahuja3934
    @poojaahuja3934 3 місяці тому

    Back to december is my favourite song 🎵 ...i love it

  • @postaldee68
    @postaldee68 Рік тому

    Brilliant!

  • @liralful
    @liralful 3 роки тому

    You’re the best 🥰

  • @JenifferAG96
    @JenifferAG96 Рік тому

    Omg the beginning of the video the seriousness was so funny I thought it was gonna be serious lmaooo

  • @baconegger1450
    @baconegger1450 Рік тому

    anyone else think the football helmet lyric is about Connor? Also...loved it when he said "ye old taylor"!🤣

  • @almaschine
    @almaschine Рік тому +5

    I might get hate for this but in my opinion an age difference like taylor and john mayer had is wrong in every case. There’s always a power difference and in 99% of the cases it‘s the man that’s older. And this constellation of older man dating younger, teenage women is causing abuse and trauma for so much women

    • @skyhoward2050
      @skyhoward2050 Рік тому

      I dated a 32 year old man when I was 19-20..I don’t think that there was a power dynamic but I do think that it taught me that even much older men are babies like young ones. I’m 36 now and date men In their 20s often and don’t see anything wrong with it..

  • @SarahAliceSA
    @SarahAliceSA 3 роки тому +4

    Just have to say: I love you Ur amazing

  • @eunicesamanthamangaser8046
    @eunicesamanthamangaser8046 2 роки тому +3

    pls give us an updated list 😭💞 do u still worship jake gyllenhaal after all too well short film? 🤣

  • @kadabra4009
    @kadabra4009 3 роки тому +7

    Calvin harris is minus 1000000000000000000. last place in every ex boyfriend he would be in. Good that we share the same opinion. XD