I've had so many profile me, follow me and I have plenty of money and don't steal. It's funny leading them around, making them think I'm going to steal. I purposely do shady stuff, then pay for everything. 😅🤣😂
Aww man I LOVE doing that, when I see the 300pound whale following me I’ll double back round, duke over at things, check my pockets casually as I walk. I popped around the top of the aisle he stepped out at the same time I stepped right back into the end of the aisle and he popped back too 😂 it took everything to not burst out laughing, I failed 😂.
yeah i know what you mean, i did this once at kmart in fort wayne,in. i was there to buy a video game. it was the only place i could find that game. so i went to that area to get the game. it was behind glass. i look to see if anyone could help me. no one was there. so i went to the sport section. that when i notice someone following me. so i decide to have some fun. i went to toy section, then magazine section. they gave up following me after the toy section. i leave the store. i never brought the game i was there for. i never brought there again, too. treat people with respect or you may not have those people anymore.
Jeremy/Cobra Commander, MY frustration is that I'm that one guy who ALWAYS gets that coupon or sales product that ISN'T in the store's inventory computer when I'm checking out!
@@s.h.6858 Retail has gotten FAR LESS competent since Koof-Aid hit. I've been noticing a LOT of websites (banking, retail, survey/feedback) are not maintained well anymore. They're broken and don't work half the time! Then, there other things like Amazon's Prime Video player that only work well on smartphones. I can never get the subtitles to work well if I try to play Prime Videos on my desktop computer!
@godzilla101188 Just talk to security guards and officers they know suspicious behavior if they see it. It's all body language. If they're good at it, and most figure it out with experience, detection does work. What does NOT work is pretty much immediately releasing thieves because of a cell shortage, instant bail before never prosecuting and so on.
I feel like the store should have hired a Jim Ross sounding dude to randomly start doing announcements as a fight broke out. "*Slams perp into a display of canned beans* OH MY GOD!!!"
@@FUCK_ALL_UA-cam_MODERATORS I once showed my friend Bart vs the Space Mutants on the Amiga. He couldn't be bothered to let the cutscene play so he pressed the fire button to skip. That was Disk 1 done since the opening cutscene takes the whole of Disk 1. 😂
I hate Jeremy, I hate geeks+gamers, and I hate the whole sphere of anti-fan content that they are at the forefront of. So, obviously Im going to watch this entire video.
Not gonna lie... I'm proud of the title.
Watch the full interview with Jeremy here: ua-cam.com/users/livegvvwAgMUzaQ?feature=share
Lol the guy with a bunch of steaks in his pants...Jeremy spins a good yarn
I now have this image of Jeremy doing clotheslines on people carrying steaks in their trousers while shouting "thank you eveeeeeeery much". 😂
Thug Life 🕶🚬
The good old days of "backroom therapy!"
Back then I thought it was the Woodshed Treatment
I've had so many profile me, follow me and I have plenty of money and don't steal. It's funny leading them around, making them think I'm going to steal. I purposely do shady stuff, then pay for everything. 😅🤣😂
Aww man I LOVE doing that, when I see the 300pound whale following me I’ll double back round, duke over at things, check my pockets casually as I walk. I popped around the top of the aisle he stepped out at the same time I stepped right back into the end of the aisle and he popped back too 😂 it took everything to not burst out laughing, I failed 😂.
Same
yeah i know what you mean, i did this once at kmart in fort wayne,in. i was there to buy a video game. it was the only place i could find that game. so i went to that area to get the game. it was behind glass. i look to see if anyone could help me. no one was there. so i went to the sport section. that when i notice someone following me. so i decide to have some fun. i went to toy section, then magazine section. they gave up following me after the toy section. i leave the store. i never brought the game i was there for. i never brought there again, too. treat people with respect or you may not have those people anymore.
Jeremy/Cobra Commander,
MY frustration is that I'm that one guy who ALWAYS gets that coupon or sales product that ISN'T in the store's inventory computer when I'm checking out!
ESPECIALLY self checkout.
Or, also fun, being forced to use the Walmart app to get a price, and being told that the item doesn't exist.
@@s.h.6858 Retail has gotten FAR LESS competent since Koof-Aid hit.
I've been noticing a LOT of websites (banking, retail, survey/feedback) are not maintained well anymore. They're broken and don't work half the time!
Then, there other things like Amazon's Prime Video player that only work well on smartphones. I can never get the subtitles to work well if I try to play Prime Videos on my desktop computer!
7:40 there it is, the origin of Jeremy’s racism, incredible 🤣
Profiling: potential thieves are recognized by their behavior patterns.
@@FlorisDVijfdeclearly it doesn’t work and all it does is make assumptions of a group based off bad apples
@godzilla101188 Just talk to security guards and officers they know suspicious behavior if they see it. It's all body language. If they're good at it, and most figure it out with experience, detection does work. What does NOT work is pretty much immediately releasing thieves because of a cell shortage, instant bail before never prosecuting and so on.
@@FlorisDVijfde a security guards job description is to observe and report. Profiling is just a douch thing to do
Profiling behavior is not@@godzilla101188
I feel like the store should have hired a Jim Ross sounding dude to randomly start doing announcements as a fight broke out. "*Slams perp into a display of canned beans* OH MY GOD!!!"
People who use violence as a mean to handle everyday life are the same people who click on "skip cutscene".
lmao
That is true.
Yeah lets sit around and watch cut scenes instead of playing a game.
@@FUCK_ALL_UA-cam_MODERATORS I once showed my friend Bart vs the Space Mutants on the Amiga. He couldn't be bothered to let the cutscene play so he pressed the fire button to skip. That was Disk 1 done since the opening cutscene takes the whole of Disk 1. 😂
@@pferreira1983 your friend is smarter than you.
The only cut scenes worth watching in any game is blowing up the castles in Super Mario World.
Hahaha What a story, Jeremy 😂
A Craig.
AY UP GEEKS AND GAMERS
What?
very interesting
I hate Jeremy, I hate geeks+gamers, and I hate the whole sphere of anti-fan content that they are at the forefront of. So, obviously Im going to watch this entire video.
If you believe Jeremy is a tough guy you probably think Trump is a smart guy.
@DonWan47.... and you probably think Biden really got 81 million votes...
If you believe otherwise, then you are a communist.
I’d advise against underestimating southerners.