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Congleton Shame - FIB (Music Video)
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- Опубліковано 26 бер 2013
- Kyle McLellan, Luke Harpur and John Evans' new song, 3 years on from the release of Flying Tractor. Just abit of a laugh and had fun making it. Lyrics below. Hope you enjoy!
(Parody of 'Shame- Robbie Williams & Gary Barlow')
Credit given to "SuperDJDice" for the instrumental
Congleton Shame Lyrics:
Well there's a little town called Congleton its average like the rest,
But if you're looking for some charity shops it really is the best,
We would go down to the river Dane,
We'd swim all day... then go again,
But if we did, we'd have caught diseases,
Wayne takes 2 hours to cut your hair,
That run down boat's still over there,
Now his dog does as it pleases,
(Chorus)
What a shame we ever lived here,
The buses can't get into 3rd gear,
And all we have in town is some charity shops,
A pound stretcher that sells Lucozade,
Ohhh what a shame,
So we got busy hangin' round the backstreets of Buglawton,
A Dane-side theatre poster 30ft high up the back of B&M,
I wrote a letter to the Chronicle,
Deans toy shop sold me a broke bionicle,
And about some milk I bought that was mouldy,
There's a bag lady that lives outside,
Morrisons or Tesco I can't decide,
I think I will just go to Aldi,
(Chorus)
What a shame we ever lived here,
The buses can't get into 3rd gear,
And all we have in town is some charity shops,
A pound stretcher that sells Lucozade,
A couple of *** take aways,
Ohhh what a shame,
We've got a museum, that nobody goes,
We'll be down the golf course, whenever it snows,
Our public transport consists of only the Bear-town bus,
We sold the bible to buy a bear,
Couldn't get that deal in ToysRUs,
We have a mountain that's called the cloud but its only 343m high,
(Chorus)
What a shame we ever lived here,
The buses can't get into 3rd gear,
And all we have in town is some charity shops,
A pound stretcher that sells Lucozade,
A couple of **** take aways,
Some people spend a lifetime this way,
Ohhh what a shame,
Ooooo ooo oooo
Such a shame, what a shame.
Update to everyone who doesn't live in Congleton.
Most charity shops are closing down.
We have about 15 hair dressers now.
The only place were you ca get stuff is argos.
They are finally building a new road. So busses might reach 3rd gear.
And yes. That boat is still there.
very funny seeing you here
@@paulo6 It's a good quality video that all about where I live. So it's not really that odd that I'm here xD.
But hi :D
Argos is gone now, we don't have a Pound Stretcher or the Aldi anymore either 💀💀
@@lingy69 Now we are overrun with DIY shops!
Brilliant song lads! 🤣👍. No Aldi, B&M or Poundstretcher now 🙄. Still plenty charity shops and pubs though...thank goodness... So we can all dress it s/h clothes and get pi's*ed at least 🤣🤣
Well done from Kyle's former geography teacher!
Watching this in New Zealand with friends from Macc. I think I might miss my flight home...
i live in congleton and i forgot we had a museum
Hal Macconnell lmao same i love near that bridge they were on😂
Same😂😂
What museum?
OHH THAT ONE
Is it sad that I haven’t known this has been here for 7 years and I can see my car 😂😂😂
Moved away to St Helens, people keep asking me where I come from....this illustrates it nicely :P thanks!
Good old Congleton. I'll miss it and its many charity shops and take-aways :) Northern Ireland doesnt seem so bad anymore
my mum watches this all the time.. haha she loves it
Where did you all go???
I’m deeaadddd at the amount of effort you put into this lol
Congleton born and bred everyone have a good life and wish the best
Sums up our town perfectly
This is absolutely brilliant - just watched it twice and laughed my head off!!
At least it's not Biddulph...
Aubrey Holmes 🤣🤣
Mongelton
As Pierre Guillons French dad says...it eeees a shheeeet town...so true..brilliant guys
Love the bit about the bag lady!!!
There really was one. Everyone thought she was homeless but she did actually have a house and it was full of stray cats 🤣. Sadly I believe she's passed away now which is sad as she was quite a nice old dear once you got passed the gruff exterior.
Made me smile lads - you summed up my opinion of Congleton - no buses, no shops except charity shops - but at least we have a nice park
Great Idea . It gets better ,, as it goes on . More please ...
Brilliant
awesome , funny men
Shhhh no tears now, only dreams
Can’t believe that this is 10 years old
The town still hasn’t changed much.
_Awesome_ ❣😂🤣
Moved from Congleton to New York, got to say New York better! Love the video though, very amusing!
Brilliant. :)
Well lads being a congleton born and bred girl and now in my late thirtys! I have to say very well done , well planned and fab writing you should go far x
Love it.
Brilliant!!
Wow love it.
This video never fails to please. Absolutely brilliant 😂
THIS IS BRILLIANT!
Very good, well done lads.
RIP B&M and Aldi and Poundstretcher
This is epic omg
Pure kino
MOST CHARITY SHOPS ARE CLOSED AS WELL AS B&M IN TOWN PARK HAS CHANGED A LITTLE BUT MY AUNTS DADS BOAT IS STILL THERE!
bro your aunties dad owned that boat? are they gonna move it ever 🤣i know a while back it had plans to be a cafe but couldn’t due to health and safety issues
@@oliviaisdumb1952 😂😂😂 I don't know if I'm honest
@@oliviaisdumb1952 THAT boat is the BIGGEST memory OF this VERY interesting TOWN. SOwas THE ALDI but THEY removed IT.😢😢😢😢
EPIC!
wonder what these lads are doing now
I love it
This is funny and it looks like you had fun making it. I disagree with what you're saying though. Congleton is awesome! It's a great place to live.
Leo St. Mark no it’s not
They got it down to a tee!!
Love the video lads but i also live in congleton but true about the facts and everything you say
Made me laugh for ages
Funny and true GO CONGLETON
Ha ha ha! Nice work lads!
Oi, there's nothing wrong with my Nintendo wii 'band hero' microphone! ;)
Kyle, it's the best thing I've seen in years. know your family. you're all very talented, other two lads the same, watch out Ronan k I say! go for it
Ha Ha Excellent Guys...Your So Right, all Charity shops n takeaways been saying it for Years..Truths Out...Get U all a Drink if see U in Town.!!
i love living in congleton jeez
Eva Dean not the only one😂
it's supposed to make you laugh. cheer you up? it's an intelligent joke, so you don't get it? well we can't all have the same sense of humour hey
Its brilliant every one from Congleton loves it apart from the few muppets that moan about every thing !! X
here here, everyone loves it , well done lads? , good old light hearted fun, and what talent you have, most of us need something to make us laugh, and this hits the spot!
this is well funny
Need to do a part two, "Night out in Congleton" then you can get the "Sweetie Box" (Snooty Fox) or Raphs as i know it in there, and the Hotspot. More Pubs per mile that most places!
I live in this shit hole.. and this jokes tune speaks volumes about this place..
Hahahahaha sooooo true!!!!
Been away for a while serving in the forces, but his was great thanks lads. Is Raffs still crap?
Ye
Never mind a Raffs-based song, we need Raffs to PLAY this song. That would make a night.
this is awesome i come from
congleton
Where are you now .did you get fame and fortune x
ben davies is amazing
I LIVE IN CONGLETON !!!
MsGeorgey123
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Epic.
Looks as though you've had fun making this - it's certainly brightened up my afternoon. A suggestion though boys.....have you thought of moving to Biddulph?
Who would dislike this?
:D
My friend laughed so much that her make up ran!!
Well done boys - makes me smile, but what's that noise at the very end?!!!
The next Beatles. But I love Congleton
where is the tractor musical?!?!?!?!?!
Very funny and true
the pubs make it worth while :P
My god
I think you may have missed the sarcasm/humour in the entire thing. Jeez.
close to the bone boys...
it's amazballs
Thats so fucking funny
Hahahaha OMG this sums congleton up in a whole song
your comment made it in the chronical hah
rip b and m its cloasing down in congleton
pisser. we call it Mongleton in Leek. then again we all have 6 fingers on each hand so we can't really brag. great job guys :)
I think you'll sound much better without the synthesizer...other than that, nice going. loved it :D
Do you know what a synthesiser is? Don’t you mean autotune?
@@lucafarrall1274 doesn't autotune synthesize the voice?
samhull1002 nope, autotune corrects pitches. A synthesiser is a machine that takes audio waves and manipulates them to make a different sound.
@@CodeNameCloudX according to this website it is: bestsynthesizers.com/blog/what-is-a-synth/
"A voice synthesizer is a device that combines basic sounds in order to copy the speech of a person. In music, an important voice synthesizer tool is auto-tune."
Im in congleton
no more pound stretcher btw
Bruh I was just looking up my last name and this is what I got
Should have added all the pubs, once you are of age, tons of places to pub hop. I was born and bred in Congleton. Moved to USA 20 yrs ago and yearn for the time I can go back and retire there. If I can ever afford it. I need a go fund me for the cash I need to bring an American bank with me and immigrations fees. Want to be buried at st Peters with the rest of my family. Dreams are dreams Watch this space for a go fund me acct link...will take 10 yrs to reach my goal I reckon lol 🤣😂😭😭
rofl
XD😂😂
hahaah
no you dont
That's my last name
@spcookie11 i think you have taken this a bit too litteraly
Spcookie - obviously you need to go around the world again (how cool are you) maybe it will open your small Congleton style mind.
It's a shame the vocal audio is a bit crap
Spcookie. They are young bored and having a bit of a laugh. So what. Congleton is a bit pants thats all they are saying. Berk.
best thing i ever did was move away from congleton
Ahaha wtf is dis muppets
''A good craftsman never blames his tools'', but my god the microphone was crap!
So cringy
I think that was the whole idea 🤣