My brain: “hey Two” “Yes contestants?” “We don’t think we can survive in this cake at stake alone” “Me neither” “It’s just so scary without you” *RAAAAAHGGGHHHHH GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAAAAD*
Good job on adding something to the video. Clap. Clap. Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell. You added nothing to the video, you quoted the first 2 seconds. You are not the captions, stop trying to be the captions.
@@LIAM_PCK0L Good job on adding something to the video. Clap. Clap Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell. You added nothing to the video, you insulted someone who was minding their own business. You are not the fun police, stop trying to be the fun police.
@@LIAM_PCK0L okay so i now your literally mad (maybe) because i copied the first 2 sentences of the video, but why do i get the hate even though other people are also doing it and they get like comments saying "same" and etc. I just really want to try it to see how many likes does this comments get. And also I AM NOT LIKE BEGGAR, REPEAT *NOT A LIKE BEGGAR*
Two is so nice compared to four, you can't change my mind. I promise. Edit 1 : You guys are amazing. This is the most liked comment I have ever gotten. Edit 2 : if this comment gets 135 likes, im the opposite of straight
While Two doesn't have as big a crime list as Four or X, I'd say that's not without reason. Two is someone I'd classify as "Chaotic Good". He does care about the contestants and means well, but his methods of doing what he does can be a tad bit unethical at times. He wants things to be fun, but fun doesn't always equal safe. But then again, the equation that Two lives by is "fun > safety".
4:40 for as far as I know the algebralians could have lived for over centuries, and maybe even over the thousands so that amount of time in jail would probably nottt be a lot to them (as well as the fine, two doesn’t compare to pen)
You can tell how different Two is in BFB 16 and in TPOT. .. which personality do you like better? Great video though, excited to see one about… well.. one!
Now this video really works out well for me. This Green Abomination just ruins season 4 by letting anybody who's wanting to win a dumb power more than a BFDI. This is why the People at the Wiki (Including myself) hates "The Escape from Four" (or Episode 16). I definitely hate how Two says "Abandon your spot in Four's silly game, switch to mine and win, and that power is YOURS." And Then they switched over to his side. This is where the 3 strikes formula comes into play with TPOT. In my opinion, some episodes which had Two and other minor characters doing things wrong just actively insults the viewer's intelligence. They really need to get that fixed.
1:09 I’d count Taggy for attempted imprisonment due to them getting forced into the hotel until they let her join cause the number of contestants was a prime number
Good job on adding something to the video. Clap. Clap. Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell. You added nothing to the video, you quoted the video. You are not the captions, stop trying to be the captions.
2 is a 2 with the power of 2 mostly marked as an exponential coefficient number 2 that uses 2+2-2x2/2 to make it the number 2 that just goes to jail 2 pay for his 2x2x2x2x2 crimes
Some more crimes you can add: -Then he appeared he fell from space on high speed and could hurt Four, Loser or Spongy (reckless endangerment) -then he opened Yoyle mountain, pole on it might cause mass destruction and hurt objects, who lived there(because fan characters also live and might live in places around Yoyle city)+ he might’ve spelled some more lava and cause fire and even more destruction (reckless endangerment, property damaging) That sun thing - in real life it could’ve ended life on earth so it’s straight war crimes and humanity endangerment! Story with forest: he could’ve stoped the fire, but he didn’t, I guess you can give him something for it + He gave responsibility to save endangered species of plants to contestants and as you know almost no one of them know what’s is common sense is. He does nothing then someone gets harmed, experimented on etc. (Again, I guess you can give him something for that)
Objection: The TPOT Debuters have some sort of freedom as seen from PDA going to gelatins steakhouse with Glue in Plan Dissolve Adhesive although this does add the crime of keeping them glued to the roof
Good job on adding something to the video. Clap. Clap. Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell. You added nothing to the video, you quoted the first 2 seconds. You are not the captions, stop trying to be the captions.
3:53 Shouldn’t it be mass unlawful imprisonment? 0:35 Oh shit just remembered, Two also zapped them with the button(which gave them all those side effects without permission)
@@Flying_NoodlesOSCI mean she continuously ignored them while they were asking for help, and with that implication “What are you doing unstuck pda” while noticing the others stuck
*they Also, Two has by far the lightest sentence of every host and co-host in the series Everyone else (including X, Flower Speaker Box, and Purple Face) has multiple life sentences, and the vast majority of hosts have multiple death sentences Two only has a finite sentence, which is way more impressive considering they aren't even hosting the least anymore
"Hey Two!"
"You're going to jail!"
"Take him in the car"
"And put them handcuffs on"
"That's how you know it's imprisonmeeeeent!"
"LIFE AT STAKE!"
🔥
Them*
@@bmobob93821 oh yeah they're genderless
I sang this with the exact "Hey Two!" Tune. And I feel like it is missing a few words to be perfect.
Good One XDD
I just realized, Four had the most life sentences, Mephone had the most years, Announcer had the most death sentences, and Two had the largest fine.
Urm actually 🤓☝ leafy was fined a trillion dollars in the first episode (I’m just kidding she did but who cares?)
@@kidsarecomediansout of the hosts
@@thegamers5339 k
Is crazy that announcer himself with the budgets cuts, still loses to two in dollars
Didn't Yellow Face have more?
Can’t wait for “If One was charged for her crimes”.
objectnapping
Not to be that guy but algebralians don’t have genders
She already has
(1) Terrorism
(2) Kidnapping (5)
FRFRRRŘŔŔŘŔŘŔŘŔŘŘŘ
One goes by they/them
or she/they
Man wtf is this controversy i just said it's pronouns bruh 😭
"Without Two.. we're just battling for.. nothing?!"
-Yellow Face
The Power of Nothing
Lol 😂
Two is insane
ර්
@@PonyTehHorse you just ruined the comment. Congratulations.
“Hey Two!”
*_”You’re going to jail!”_*
*lol*
My brain: “hey Two”
“Yes contestants?”
“We don’t think we can survive in this cake at stake alone”
“Me neither”
“It’s just so scary without you”
*RAAAAAHGGGHHHHH GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAAAAD*
pin me
@@diaryofanasdkid9752 w-what? Things went from 50 to 200 very fast…
…Just like my heartbeat
@@xTlsBob4 wait what?
I’m just asking for me to be pinned just because I’m funny
@@diaryofanasdkid9752 oh I… uhm… *dirt*
Alright whats with Two killing Bottle 💀
Two bottle have a really weird relationship, have you seen bottles interactions with two in tpot 13. She was giggling a bit too much…😭
@@Cocobutter_she*
@@Cocobutter_ 💀💀
@@Cocobutter_neither character in your sentence uses he/him
@@Cocobutter_ giggling is crazy😭
and hes considered the best and nicest host in BFDI😭😭
Well he didn't get life and death sentences unlike Announcer and Four, so....
Nicer then four that Is
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
ikr
"better than" is different than "good"
I like how you go deeper into the charges unlike other youtubers that do this type of content that mostly just read out crimes
"Hey Two!"
"Your going to jail"
always got me💀
Good job on adding something to the video.
Clap. Clap.
Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell.
You added nothing to the video, you quoted the first 2 seconds. You are not the captions, stop trying to be the captions.
@@LIAM_PCK0L yep
0:00
@@LIAM_PCK0L Good job on adding something to the video.
Clap. Clap
Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell.
You added nothing to the video, you insulted someone who was minding their own business. You are not the fun police, stop trying to be the fun police.
@@LIAM_PCK0L okay so i now your literally mad (maybe) because i copied the first 2 sentences of the video, but why do i get the hate even though other people are also doing it and they get like comments saying "same" and etc. I just really want to try it to see how many likes does this comments get.
And also I AM NOT LIKE BEGGAR, REPEAT *NOT A LIKE BEGGAR*
Two is so nice compared to four, you can't change my mind. I promise.
Edit 1 : You guys are amazing. This is the most liked comment I have ever gotten.
Edit 2 : if this comment gets 135 likes, im the opposite of straight
Two is so much better compared to Four. I wont change your mind.
@@corpseprimetwo might be better, but not greater! (ha, math joke)
@@Travisevilman13That's why there divided (haha divided 4/2)
Two is a slave owner, Four is not.
@@allisonlane3740four kept people In a room for 6 years
While Two doesn't have as big a crime list as Four or X, I'd say that's not without reason.
Two is someone I'd classify as "Chaotic Good". He does care about the contestants and means well, but his methods of doing what he does can be a tad bit unethical at times. He wants things to be fun, but fun doesn't always equal safe. But then again, the equation that Two lives by is "fun > safety".
Exactly!
That's perfect
they*
Also 4 and X had 30 episodes and so far 2 has had less than half of that
@Boombampop. to be fair 4 already had a lot more in the same amount of episodes
Love this “Hey Two! Your Going To Jail”
At the beginning!
"Hey Two!"
"You're going to jail :D"
That got me 😂
Same
Same
0:10 bottle im freaking dying because of your goofy scream no i cant-✋😭
"Hey two!"
"You are going to jail"
I DIED-
RIP
4:40 for as far as I know the algebralians could have lived for over centuries, and maybe even over the thousands so that amount of time in jail would probably nottt be a lot to them (as well as the fine, two doesn’t compare to pen)
"Arent i managing tpot so well?!" - Two from tpot 4
no two, no.
At least, Two didn't got any death sentences.
Unlike some number Four I could name...
You can tell how different Two is in BFB 16 and in TPOT. .. which personality do you like better? Great video though, excited to see one about… well.. one!
Now this video really works out well for me. This Green Abomination just ruins season 4 by letting anybody who's wanting to win a dumb power more than a BFDI. This is why the People at the Wiki (Including myself) hates "The Escape from Four" (or Episode 16). I definitely hate how Two says "Abandon your spot in Four's silly game, switch to mine and win, and that power is YOURS." And Then they switched over to his side. This is where the 3 strikes formula comes into play with TPOT. In my opinion, some episodes which had Two and other minor characters doing things wrong just actively insults the viewer's intelligence. They really need to get that fixed.
Corpse: Hey Two Your Going To Jail
Two: ☹️
4 getting less charges than 2 for now is suprising
Four did more crimes tho so who's really worse?
1:09 I’d count Taggy for attempted imprisonment due to them getting forced into the hotel until they let her join cause the number of contestants was a prime number
Price tag is a non-binary
Thanks for my suggestion being created, bud! I really appreciate it!
3:47 PDA stole from several of the failed debuters, their imprisonment was justified.
Fr
2:52 got me 😂
Speaker box: “I’m highly offended.”
Four: “Why are we suffering?”
"Better than these two clowns, thats for sure" got me rollin'
you know its a good day when corpseprime posts a (charged for somebodys crimes) video
Two literally didn’t get any Life or Death sentences, crazy 😭
2:54 why does 4 look more dehydrated than someone who chugged a gallon of salt 😂
3:41 What the heck, Pillow, was that reaction?
Pillow reaction
:D
@@Bean12356 a lil bit more like
=D
1:57 It’s yellowface’s fault
2:54 “I’m highly offended” - Announcer
Anounccer
Lol. It’s about time. I’m glad you made a new video by the way
"Hey Two!"
"You're going to jail!"
Two: :o
"Hey Two, you're going to jail!" had me dying
why does two love murdering bottle? it happened like 4 times, this is outrageous!
We got 4, X, and now 2... One is next I'm guessing?
"Hey Two"
"You are going to jail"
Blud 😭💀
Good job on adding something to the video.
Clap. Clap.
Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell.
You added nothing to the video, you quoted the video. You are not the captions, stop trying to be the captions.
@@LIAM_PCK0L I'm not a captions
@@LIAM_PCK0Lchill
@@LIAM_PCK0L guys run is the comment police
Can't wait for Animatic's one 😭
It’s crazy how despite being the nicest of the algebralians, two done some stuff that’s unforgettable
The "four food is four dollar" is kinda funny,but i totally see it happening
2 is a 2 with the power of 2 mostly marked as an exponential coefficient number 2 that uses 2+2-2x2/2 to make it the number 2 that just goes to jail 2 pay for his 2x2x2x2x2 crimes
2:54
Announcer: Im highly offended.
Four: **bro looks like hes dying**
Got me dying
Fun fact: Four and Announcer are clowns : )
@@Chipyo1213im offended
Also we need “If Animatic was charged for his crimes” when AB 4 would release or not
"I'M HIGHLY OFFENDED!" -nickle.
3:12 i love how "we didn't start the fire" starts playing
IT HAS ALL BEEN BURNIN SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNIN
@@ZliteofficialyaWE DIDN’T START THE FIIIREE!
I guess, X and Purple Face are the only hosts who aren’t a psychopath to have their entire video about them
Hey CorpsePrime, You forgot to give two Owsa Violation because in TPOT 8, It's the balance beam, and Golfball could sink.
your right
I WANTED TO SEE THIS FOR A WHILE NOW BROOO
3:32 BROS BOUT TO BE IN JAIL FOR A CENTURY-
4:28 I never realized two did the happy face meme thing
YES MY WISH CAME TRUE 😔 THANK YOU YOUR HONOUR
FOUR!!??
@@XHEREE omg my lovely bestie
The fact that two has a sentence worse than micah bell is crazy
Two should get a crime for stealing a show
Yeah but the contestants insisted on being on the show and four kind of agreed with the whole contestant switching thing
He didn't steal anything. The contestants voluntarily chose to quit Four's show and join his.
Cake gets murdered, Book, Nickel, and Price Tag are all mortified, Bomby could care less, and Pillow is happier than she needs to be. What a lineup!
0:04 he didnt mean it💀💀
yeah your right
and also is they not he
It's still involuntary manslaughter.
The fact that two has killed bottle more times than anyone else is crazy like seriously what does he have against bottle
After this video, I'm sure...
Two hates Bottle.
I love how CorpsePrime has been doing this for awhile and he has come so far that he is really thoughtful about his viewers and followers
2:26 Me When School:
1:33 random but that scene is so smooth
fun fact I’ve recently just learnt that the creator of thanos (the historical and nice object show) made this scene
1:43 They said „Sorry about that buddy.“ + They killed the contestants for fun and don‘t recover them often for weeks
Td screams when four and the 14 contestants get zapped 0:39
Bro is that the only thing you comment?
“Hey Two”
You’re going to jail. THAT WAS BRUTAL💀
HEY TWO! UR GONING TO JAIL!
4:39 what is this picture
It's THE POWER OF ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Start)
@MPfanpls-pe3 your mom invited me 💀
ok@MPfanpls-pe3
@MPfanpls-pe3*lil bros 15 💀
It's a picture from Two saying "If you get the most votes, you get to join my show! *AND,* you also get this... purple toma-oh!"
3:14 you forgot that extincting an endangered species is a crime
0:35 the side effects of the “GET AWAY FROM ME” button
Some more crimes you can add:
-Then he appeared he fell from space on high speed and could hurt Four, Loser or Spongy (reckless endangerment)
-then he opened Yoyle mountain, pole on it might cause mass destruction and hurt objects, who lived there(because fan characters also live and might live in places around Yoyle city)+ he might’ve spelled some more lava and cause fire and even more destruction (reckless endangerment, property damaging)
That sun thing - in real life it could’ve ended life on earth so it’s straight war crimes and humanity endangerment!
Story with forest: he could’ve stoped the fire, but he didn’t, I guess you can give him something for it +
He gave responsibility to save endangered species of plants to contestants and as you know almost no one of them know what’s is common sense is.
He does nothing then someone gets harmed, experimented on etc. (Again, I guess you can give him something for that)
This actually really fucking thought out! Great job👏
Objection: The TPOT Debuters have some sort of freedom as seen from PDA going to gelatins steakhouse with Glue in Plan Dissolve Adhesive although this does add the crime of keeping them glued to the roof
3:04 the plants died in the aftercredit scene
The fact that this one is 4 minutes but four’s video is 12 is just funny
0:12 that might be not a crime because two accidentally did it
It's still a crime
Involuntary Manslaughter
@@Bobtheblob_castle3456oops = accidentally or accidentally moved
Even if you unintentionally kill someone, you still get charged with Involuntary manslaughter
@@Mage_AcceleratorYTif i accidentally committed arson and killed hundreds of people, would that not be a crime?
@@Bendi2525that would be 2 crimes arson and mass murder
To think that not getting a life or death sentence is considered above average for host standards.
Finally the video i wanted
Damn two. I fought your were nicer then 4
Also great vid loved the quote hey two ur GOING TO JAIL
Can’t wait for “If CorpsePrime was charged for her crimes”.
His*
3:13 it was always burning since grassy was hurting
Request: Please do “if Pillow was charged for her crimes
"you're going to jail."
two: 💀
Good job on adding something to the video.
Clap. Clap.
Thats sarcasm if you couldn't tell.
You added nothing to the video, you quoted the first 2 seconds. You are not the captions, stop trying to be the captions.
@@LIAM_PCK0L you’re just giving them the attention they want. If you see these types of comments, the best thing to do would to just scroll away.
FINALLY TWO IF HE WAS CHARGED FOR HIS CRIMES
3:53 Shouldn’t it be mass unlawful imprisonment?
0:35 Oh shit just remembered, Two also zapped them with the button(which gave them all those side effects without permission)
The Strongest Team On Earth put most of them on the roof, while 2 only put PDA on there
@@Flying_NoodlesOSCI mean she continuously ignored them while they were asking for help, and with that implication “What are you doing unstuck pda” while noticing the others stuck
I didn't think Two would get his own charging video, but I'm glad he did!
They actually managed to not get a life sentence
two love kill Contestents and money two is bad
pack it up four we know it’s you
@@YoyleYuifour can actually speak English so it’s not him
Im screenshotting this lmao!
I think two is nice.
-Mistah Phone (MePhone4)
@@MistahPhone_Mephone4II2 why for me is bad two do you not see what happappa?
Someone should remake this video in future and put one more crime: illegal space travel
2:54 Nick Le
I AM VERY OFFENDED.
My reccomendation: if Fries was charged for his crimes
0:04 "HEHE IT TICKLED :D"
"*Nervous laughter.*
"ÆÆÀÀÆÆÆÅ"
*Explode*
You forgot in “Thanks for 2,000,000 subscribers”, Two harbors a fugitive.
iVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
I love how two becomes more unhinged as they progress through the season
I have waited centuries for this to come out
Do: “If Blocky Was Charged For His Crimes”
HEY GUYS, FOR A PRANK, BREAK OUT OF JAIL
Honestly, two is actually one of my favorite hosts because he’s like very nice and stuff to the contestants and just really wants to have a show go on
I like the new "CASE 1" screen.
4:13 wouldn't firey jr die because its raining
Child endangerment
Td family reunion
I’m surprised they wasn’t even fired from hosting yet.
*they
Also, Two has by far the lightest sentence of every host and co-host in the series
Everyone else (including X, Flower Speaker Box, and Purple Face) has multiple life sentences, and the vast majority of hosts have multiple death sentences
Two only has a finite sentence, which is way more impressive considering they aren't even hosting the least anymore
You forgot to put airson on this part. 0:11