the words "we're doing this again" should not terrify me as much as they do. those 4 words mean a lot considering what you've done to these people in the past
@zxphxr Well, not really, I have modified the code of the shredder a little bit, so it can shred anything, like absolutely anything, even a f*cking car. I could send you the code and you can change it in the files.
How to make a human immortal: Step 0. Spawn a human. Step 1. Inject Immortality. Step 2. Inject Ultra Strength. Step 3. Inject Water Breathing. Note 1. If injured during process, inject Healing. If missing a limb, delete the human redo the steps above. Note 2. Is weak to fire, being shot about 500 times, and very powerfull weapons. Step 4 (Optional). Disable colision for maximum immortality. Note 3. If Step 4 is done, only weakneses are powerfull weapons and will be harmed by a force. If the human were to somehow catch on fire, it will die.
I think the first person people playground is actually not people playground but a people playground mod on paint the town red or whatever it is called
the words "we're doing this again" should not terrify me as much as they do. those 4 words mean a lot considering what you've done to these people in the past
true lol
Do you really wanna know
*five technicly, because we're is composed of we are
@@jamesthesurgeonshut up
This man lets his intrusive thoughts roam free
there's a lot i don't show on camera
@@zxphxr *oh no.*
Are they even "intrusive thoughts" anymore?
Extrusive actions, at this rate.
The intrusive thoughts are those that don't involve sadistic tomfoolery.
@@zxphxr Uh oh
John is such a great guy.
John *_was_* a great guy
man
Was*
4:26 *throw human to check out map*
"Oh that's physical object"
The super sonic racin' bit made me chuckle. Wasn't expecting that.
i love it when that song plays whilst im being rapidly flailed about with a fan and industrial generator attached to my head
@@zxphxr live leak in 4k
Most sane people playground player.
He actually is
yeah
Man you guys are really some p*ssies if you consider this brutal
9:52 imagine this in 3D
the Pop that happens when someones neck snaps is both scary and amazing
i would 100% trust xZeph with control over the army
we would win every war
and probably create some new additions to the geneva convention laws
geneva convention more like geneva suggestion
@@cactusskeet exactly
@@cactusskeet yep
If you got arrested you cooked😭😭
May I pitch an interesting experiment? Make a funnel leading into a shredder/woodchipper and dump just about everything you can fit into it, into it.
i considered this but it has to be organic material which means i can only really put people into it sadly
@zxphxr Well, not really, I have modified the code of the shredder a little bit, so it can shred anything, like absolutely anything, even a f*cking car. I could send you the code and you can change it in the files.
@@zxphxrYou seem like a chill dude. You probably also won’t see this.
people in the hood putting switches on glocks be like: 14:40
Also what was that giant revolver in previous videos?
How to make a human immortal:
Step 0. Spawn a human.
Step 1. Inject Immortality.
Step 2. Inject Ultra Strength.
Step 3. Inject Water Breathing.
Note 1. If injured during process, inject Healing. If missing a limb, delete the human redo the steps above.
Note 2. Is weak to fire, being shot about 500 times, and very powerfull weapons.
Step 4 (Optional). Disable colision for maximum immortality.
Note 3. If Step 4 is done, only weakneses are powerfull weapons and will be harmed by a force. If the human were to somehow catch on fire, it will die.
underrated people playground content
15:11 most american question I've ever heard
I will be back to watch this after school
you have given me ideas for what i will do to those humans
When I played this game I had to put it down after a while cause it made me sick from the things I did in the game…
16:57 BOFFY REF???
it's just a bomb
i have 300 hours in this game.... *im enjoying myself*
481.1 hours
suggested future title: commiting henious war crimes in people playground
bro is literally shredding people in people playground
zamn
WHAT DID YOU DO TO POOR JOHN
1:33 tis but a scratch
Hey wake up new zeph video out.
GoreBox on steroids.
I think the first person people playground is actually not people playground but a people playground mod on paint the town red or whatever it is called
3 d mod looks like paint the town red
yeah
yeah that's true
I am the people btw
yes.
Music?
John is literally my name bruh💀💀💀
i'm sorry for your loss
your name is shocking007
what's that mod that makes them open their mouth?
fear
15:25 gluon'ed
wh a t
yo
yo
@@zxphxr this is taro4012!~
Awesome
wich mods are you using
description
@@zxphxr thx
what mod has the infinite battery
i genuinely do not know
NICEEEE
Download the scream mod
14:57
What have you done
you're going to have to be more specific
@@zxphxr if I try to be specific, you could probably count off a dozen separate instances of the same shenanigan.
lil bro was born in 2024 🙏😭
Wdym
what
Remember me when you get famous (optional)
Mong us
Cow the bung bung
Epic
Bro you sound like you haven’t slept in days. You good?
no but thanks for asking
🐴
Why does everyone who plays people playground and makes videos sounds exactly the same
we're a hive mind
@@zxphxr lol
Question: is melon playground valid?
no
@@zxphxr okay
look up "The FunFunTable" plz and include it in your next vid
HIIIIIIII
I wish I knew
Hi
hi