Long ago, the overwatch competitive lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Red Team attacked. Only Bastionmain, master of dps, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
*Bastion pushes up his hologram glasses with on finger as they shine an angelic light* "I'll Flank" *The enemy team, having witnessed such inhumane robotic drive, quiver before BastionMain* Thus ends the story of our hero. ... *For now*
Super at the beginning of the vid: *OH NO WE HAVE BASTIONMAIN* Super for the next 7 minutes: “our bastions a nut” “play how u normally play our bastion is cracked”
@@dirtydirtyshisno7284 I saw this one bastion in bronze (I'm bronze for tank, although I was climbing before I took a break from OW) and I saw this one bastion who had a 1000 hours on bastion. And all he did was walk into the enemy team with or without a shield, stay there and die. And he always went main and never tried to flank.
This is what I like about people on Overwatch. There needs to be more people like this guy, who says to build around Bastionmain and make a good composition around him. It’s a lot better than being a toxic cucklord that wastes his breath on picking a non-meta character, which ultimately throws the game.
he's the hero Overwatch deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Bastion main.....(dark knight theme plays)
Out of all the gimmick accounts Bastionmain was the funniest imo. The robot voice filter wasn't ear grating like some gimmicks and he had pretty funny sounds on his soundboard
Damage. Healing. Positioning. Robot. These were the four elements of overwatch and together they created a video game and lived in peace and harmony. But one day, the damage nation attacked and the only one who could stop them, the only person who had mastered all 4 elements... Bastionmain. Bastionmain could stop the damage nation and return peace back to overwatch, but when the world needed him most... he vanished.
he disappeared when the world needed him most.
Just like the Avatar.
am i underrated
Nukemebro no. You play brawl stars.
What
Aang The last Airbender lmao air bender mega fan getting triggered
Calm down
Long ago, the overwatch competitive lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Red Team attacked. Only Bastionmain, master of dps, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Lima make this into a anime plis
It is
@@bobbo4962 [giorno's theme robot Version start playing]
Za warudo : OH NOOOO
Bruh ow comp never lived in harmony
@@bobbo4962 it is an anime it's called Avatar
"how do we play around you?!?!" super pleads desperately
*heh*, chuckles bastionmain
"you peasants need not play around ME
I'll just flank"
actually easier to play bastion when the team distracts the enemy(aka playing normally)
*Bastion pushes up his hologram glasses with on finger as they shine an angelic light*
"I'll Flank"
*The enemy team, having witnessed such inhumane robotic drive, quiver before BastionMain*
Thus ends the story of our hero.
... *For now*
@@dumbbumsc5329 *to be continued*
His death sound gets me EVERY TIME
Have you seen him get rezzed?
@@phile5437 what's that like?
@@ilidot5892 it's the opposite sound
Xeldris windows startup sound lol
@@910Jaro it's windows shut down sound, not start up
I really like this guy’s personality, something about it just makes me happy
Yea Super’s okay, too
He's playing the game to have fun, not saying others don't have fun when playing OW, but comp is usually a very intense and serious gamemode
Ur gay
If only super could be more like him
Supreme Twinkie are you bent?
Plot Twist: *BastionMain is actually TiltedHung on his DPS account*
TiltedHung died but was brought back to life as a Cyborg, reincarnated as BastionMain
Laughs in CUMGOBLIN69
He's sinatraa
It’s not a plot twist, it’s just s straight up fact! The end.
Yo that's WOKE
BastionMain needs to add a "Victory screech" line followed up by the dial-up internet noise
Godly idea
Everyone playing with bastionmain: No! You can’t flank with bastion!
Bastionmain: Haha minigun go brrrrrrr
yeah flanking is either the best or worst thing but with him its a different story
7:47 so we ain’t gunna talk abt how this was in sync
Thank you. I was looking for this. It's so amazing
Does anybody me know the name of the song tho can’t find it
@@malakianonymous7307 Its Giorno's Theme
What was that song called
*Giorno's theme intensifies*
oh my god whoever edited this is super talented and deserves to be payed the BIG bucks
Ok Cow alt account
Fennel Progidy who is cow ?? is that the person who made this?? if so.. they deserve the BIG bucks
Bastion main actually makes those windows noises on death. He does it over his mic and does the startup when he respawns.
@@angeliquesmith7034 be my girl I'm top 500 zaria main
@@servor3313 you're a simp
this is the content I came for
Fusion is probably gonna sign this Bastion next season.
Lmao
TRUE
I don’t know, might be a worse bench warmer than chipsa though, is that allowed? This one might actually have a use
It all depends on how well he can deal with being countered and if he can swap to anyone when the counter is too strong to work around.
Then ban him because he offended Linux fans
an attempt at a sleepy style vid
u did great
True
Second reply
Average support: Heals you
Bastionmain supports: Let him die to hear Windows XP sound
Bastion main is a legend
The Legend of cringe
@@fadjebow5378 you have an ultra instinct profile picture. I mean honestly...
@@megumareta6361 ? Like wtf. Im too lazy to change that, so? Wtf do u want?
@@fadjebow5378 if youre gonna call someone cringe, dont have an ultra instinct profile picture. Imo, its really cringe to see
@@megumareta6361 Me having a profilepicture is cringe? lol...Not gonna reply to u anymore u are so cringe man
Good times, Bastionmain was one of the first gimmick characters on the Supertf channel
Super at the beginning of the vid: *OH NO WE HAVE BASTIONMAIN*
Super for the next 7 minutes: “our bastions a nut” “play how u normally play our bastion is cracked”
7:50 the way the music synced with baby D. Va being taken down was so satisfying to hear
bastionmain: G E N O C I D E HIM super: uh bastionmain it’s only genocide if it’s multiple people
That would be homicide
Bastionmain is a true troll, has people laughing too hard to play.
Nobody's fucking laughing jokes get stale real quickly
I think super and BastionMain should duo again. Their srs are really close to each other now that super is a streamer andy.
super: "OH NO WE HAVE BASTIONMAIN T____T"
super 5 minutes later: "Me and my bestieee ♥♥"
The hero we didn't know we needed bastionmain
This is the equivalent of the duo with Redshell and TiltedHung
7:43 This was so in sync with the rhythm.
do you know what this song is ?
@@nowpro4604 Yes, it is Giorno's Theme from the anime Jojo's bizarre adventure.
I was on bastionmain’s stream and he watched this, while calling it his debut- I love him so freaking much dude
i come back to this every now and then
Super: "Do you flank when you're on defense as well?"
Bastonmain: *nods aggressively*
My favorite part lol
I couldn't stop laughing when BastionMain died. Well done. I was entertained.
the guy does it when he dies not the editor lol
@@Sargasm1993 oh the well done comment was for BastionMain.
Im sad i missed this stream but glad that it’s on UA-cam now :) Thank you Cow for the new video!
anyone else notice how much super has declined as a human
holy shit I thought the editor put in the sound effects, but he's doing it all on his own wtf
He has a sound board
Voicemod op
It’s great to see this after seeing xqc’s rage towards him
Fr, it was super unnecessary. Didn't even give him a chance before the game even started.
Any links to the video?
Bastion main is trash no diff playing easiest character and still doing trash
@@relics3335 "easiest character" what rank u in dawg
@@guynamedekzi im currently in master but my highest was gm 👏
Back when I was in bronze, there was someone that said the same thing, 'dont play around me I flank'. He was a good bastion tho
If he was in bronze he was not a good bastion
DirtyDirtyShisno thats where all the good bastions are. they’re unpredictable
@@krazysamurai this is true
And I’m over here with 800 sr
@@dirtydirtyshisno7284
I saw this one bastion in bronze (I'm bronze for tank, although I was climbing before I took a break from OW) and I saw this one bastion who had a 1000 hours on bastion. And all he did was walk into the enemy team with or without a shield, stay there and die. And he always went main and never tried to flank.
Classic BastionMain with his voice changer. Good times.
I laugh every time he says "I flank" lol. He seems like such a troll but hes honestly just having fun.
super looks kinda cute in the thumbnail ngl
@@chops_chops only gay if youre a guy
hes always cute
I approve
Super always looks cute wdym
Zen does 30 healing per sec,hog does 25 healing per sec but zen can only heal one target so you got a point🤷♂️
"i'm coming too" lol
7:48 That's soooo perfectly synced
When the world needed him the most, he vanished
he died
I never wouldve thought of hearing Giorno's theme followed by a Windows XP shutdown, but man I'm glad I heard it
0:52
n o m e g a l u l
Dude, it’s crazy how Bastion went from meme character to op as hell
What’s the music at 7:46 It sounds so familiar but I can’t get a name on it
giorno's theme
@@joeymaddox1268 thank you!
Joey Maddox of course you give the normie name fear not its real name is Golden Wind Il vento d’oro”
5:32 when you step on your dog’s tail
Oh I'm so glad this exists
His soundboard regrettably missed Benny Hill track. He should have used it while sitting on top of payload.
That hammer-music synchronization @ 7:49 :O
this is a certified hood classic
when the two weird kids that got bullied at school unite their strength to blow up the scool
Bastionmain's sound effects got me every time. I can't remember the last time I had a good laugh like this, great games
Bastionman and victory in the same thumbnail
Toxic twitch chat : wait.... Thats illegal.
That elim being in sync with the song though 7:49
I keep coming back to this video... this was the peak of overwatch
He starts the video in top 50 and ends in gm
Khaotic K9 switches to alt account
BastionMain is cracked and I’d take him in OWL over Sinatraa any day of the week
"how did we lose that" says while slumping into the 5th circle of hell
"Don't play around me, I flank"
I'm so fucking dead right now 😂😂😂
I would pay to hear him say roger roger for 10 hours straight
I was looking for this exact type of video. I love bastionmain
3:27 my mans just look to his right to see a rein Slam his Robotic Spine into the wall
How time flies, now it's two years ago
Bastionmain and Junksparrow are the best meme these days.
a true hero of the ranked ladder
an anti-sideshow if you will
1:23 I can’t be the only one that thought the nod was so cute?
No
It was great
Damn i enjoyed that this should be a series
When Bastionmain said “pog”, I could feel the pain in his heart.
This is what I like about people on Overwatch. There needs to be more people like this guy, who says to build around Bastionmain and make a good composition around him. It’s a lot better than being a toxic cucklord that wastes his breath on picking a non-meta character, which ultimately throws the game.
Idk why 7:18 supers swing and fire strike seems so satisfying because they go perfectly with JoJo
BastionMain for OWL
he's the hero Overwatch deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Bastion main.....(dark knight theme plays)
Hes neither hes just a toxic thrower with a voice changer that gets old and boring and bastionmain betrayed super so theres that
2:07 just sounded like the n bomb
Rizza ikr nigga
Out of all the gimmick accounts Bastionmain was the funniest imo. The robot voice filter wasn't ear grating like some gimmicks and he had pretty funny sounds on his soundboard
WE DIDNT KNOW WHAT WE HAD MAN OW1 DO BE BETTER
I think Pootis and Bastionmain are infamous mysterious beings in the overwatch community. I see them way too often in UA-cam videos.
7:49 JOJO!!
And so BasationMain rides off into the sunset... yee haw
The music sync at 7:49 is pretty nice
We all just gonna pass on how at 7:49 the hammer swing and fire strike were on beat with music
I love how 7:48 it's synced with the music!
7:47 the swing and the fire strike went with the beat
Get someone who admires you and loves to support you as much as super does for bastionmain
3:49 LMAOOOOOO
I come back to this video every month for happiness
When super swung and firestruck to the beat was so good
I feel like this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship 😂
7:48 can we just admire how perfectly timed this was
Giornos theme made that clip on the cart so hype
This video is just like the Iron Giant
That was a pretty good video! Shoutout to bastion!
2:45 bastion.exe has stopped working
7:46 ehh i Love this moment
7:55 that was me lol haha
Bastionmain is truly the man behind the slaughter
Everybody gangsta till bastionmain plays giorno’s theme
Nobody gonna talk about the very cultured song in the background at the start?
7:48 I've never seen a rein so on sync with the music
I'm here after his glorious speech in Noobhunters new video. The hero we needed but didnt deserve. Bastionmain.
Damage. Healing. Positioning. Robot.
These were the four elements of overwatch and together they created a video game and lived in peace and harmony.
But one day, the damage nation attacked and the only one who could stop them, the only person who had mastered all 4 elements... Bastionmain.
Bastionmain could stop the damage nation and return peace back to overwatch, but when the world needed him most... he vanished.
The U U R R! From Refraction lmao props to the 3 people who got that