I have fought many wars master Dwarf. I know how to defend my own keep. They will break upon this fortress like waterfowl on rock. Saruman's honkers will pillage and burn, we've seen it before. Crops can be resown, homes rebuilt. Within these walls we will outlast them.
"The swans took your lakes. They drove your kind into the ponds...to scratch a living off frogs! Take back the lakes they stole from you. Burn every egg!"
Fun fact: the orcs chanting isn't a stock audio clip. It was recorded live in a baseball stadium (not sure which 1 off the top of my head), as the sound director led the chant for everyone in the stands.
Imagine just sitting in a park next to a road, enjoying yourself a sandwich, and you see this passing by. You are overcome with shock and amazement and take a bite of your sandwich while zoned out and looking at the ducks. The lettuce makes a crunch and all the ducks stop and turn towards you.
Three rings for the Elven Swans under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf Geese in their halls of stone, Nine for mortal Mockingbirds doomed to die, One for the Duck Lord on his Duck Throne. In the land of Mordor, where the sparrows lie: One Ring to Peck them All, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the bird nest, bind them. In the land of Mordor, where the sparrows lie.
THIS is why I save stale bread for the ducks at my local pond; while also sleeping with a machete under my pillow. One must practice the balance of maintaining peace, while preparing for war.
_"Do you know how the geese first came into being? They were birds once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My fighting ducks. Whom do you serve?"_ *_Quack_*
In the movie, when Saruman & Grima were looking down at the troops, they were actually seeing ducks, because both of them were not several stories high above the ground in the Orthanc tower, they were only looking down from the front porch at ground level. It's good use of camera angles by the movie director. And the ducks made great extras as they held rectangular military marching formations.
@JZ's Best Friend I would argue that the vanguard is meant to scout out the enemy and establishing the ground work for the future base of operations. Unless I'm wrong...
@@stephenkenney8290, I'm pretty sure my roommate now thinks I'm quackers because I couldn't stop laughing long enough to tell her what was going on. Thanks for that lovely mental picture by the way
I’ve had that but a herd of cows. I’m not sure how they got on the road but my dad literally just stopped the car and just went “not again” Seems like it wasn’t his first time being delayed by moocows
When i was in University i was late for an exam, because i (in my car) was stuck in a sheep herd. I could still attend, because i took a few picutures and my Prof thought it was funny. (And i could pet the sheep, while i was waiting.)
Well, tbf you should never give birds, least of all aquatic birds, bread anyway. They can't digest it and the intestinal blockage will kill them. So, it's more about whether you choose your own or the bird's death.
@@sroy7982 Gandalf: "FOOL OF A TOOK WHAT DID YOU SEE?!" Pippin: "I saw geese...." Gandalf: "WHAT KIND?! TELL ME!!!" Pippin: "...Canadian" Gandalf: "Frodo...I've sent him to his death."
"You're outnumbered Aragorn. You need more men"
"There are none!"
"There are...those that dwell in the lakes"
Murderers... traitors... *avians.*
@@3p1cC4nuck
They answer to no one...because they cant understand us
@@thedarknesscallingme They will answer to the heir of Isildir release the breadcrumbs!
ROFL
Mallards... you would call upon them to fight?
It is an army bread for a single purpose.
Badumm tss
To eat our bread
To quack.
Ha... bread!! 🍞
Quality comment.
"Fool, no man can kill me..."
"I am no man"
*stabs with beak*
Ring wraith: *dramatically dies*
Pecks ankle very slightly
"No man can kill me!"
*"HONK"*
@@bevsesilmwars3980 Witch King*
@The Gloved Rando Man-
“I think a servant of the enemy would look fairer and feel Fowler.” - Frodo
Good thing Sam brought the salt.
I see what you did there.
This an underrated comment.
Frodo is a dog for that line 💀
The ducks are smart. They even recruited 4-wheeled, metal-plated siege turtles rolling ahead for the breach
Yes, yes they did
@@gryffonrider2591 Yes
This is a perfect comment
The internet is yours this day good sir! 😂
Brilliant and underrated. Alas I have pinned it in my screenshot collection of worthy comments!
What can men do against such reckless hate?
Don't you mean "quackless hate"?
I'll let myself out now.
Such reckless quack
-Quack out with me. Quack out and meet them!
-For bread and cornseed!
-For Lake-han!
Na your thinking of geese
*starts up propeller plane*
"Fly out and meet them..."
Saruman: "Whom do you serve?"
"Quack."
😂😂😂😂
Lol, I read Saruquack.
"Launchpad McQuack?!"
Good boy Gunter...
Ah, at last we meet the mysterious Q!
And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his mallards and his will to dominate all life.
🤣🤣🤣
This pun deserves more attention.
Quality underrated comment 😂😂 sometimes when the pun is really good it goes over many heads.
And maybe his breadcrumbs.
Absolutely top-end pun.
_"These are no mindless chickens, these are _*_ducks!_*_ Their beaks are thick and their wings broad."_ - Gimli son of Gloin
I have fought many wars master Dwarf. I know how to defend my own keep.
They will break upon this fortress like waterfowl on rock. Saruman's honkers will pillage and burn, we've seen it before. Crops can be resown, homes rebuilt. Within these walls we will outlast them.
LOL!
That works quite well
Well done.
This should have all the likes
"Two-hundred-thousand units are ready with a million more well on the way."
Hello there
Magnificent, aren’t they?
I got a bad feeling about this
@Enclave Officer Z324 you called?
Thats...good news
I’m imagining the cars are filled with ducks as well, using them as tanks, to battle the relentless geese.
We call them 4-wheeled siege turtles now.
@@ravensquote7206 What about the motorcycles?
@@tennosred2 those are our charging rabbits
Well, i lf they are battling the geese, i'd support the ducks with everything I have.
Oh god (2 backyard war flashback)
Imagine being the duck in the front... Leading a whole 2 mile line of ducks in the fight for duck liberation. Truly powerful
And can not stop to go to the toilet for a second. lol
No they were fighting locust swarms
I always wondered …who they chose to be the leader and how?
Part 2
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The bird is called Lurtz or even Witch-King of Agmar
The age of pigeons is over. The age of the duck has begun.
HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES
It was a batalion of black ducks matter with a few white antifa ducks
Duck empire 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
"Victory? Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has".
- Grandmaster Yoda
_“Be careful! The Enemy has many spies in his service… birds and beasts…”_
- *Gandalf*
Explains a lot tbh, pigeons been acting weird lately, and my dog ain't been right...think my boy Gandy onto sumn frfr
@@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter Bro there's this bird that basically lives on a tree next to my house, wth did I do to end up on Saruman's black list?!
That’s deep
@@nobodyimportant9276 Helm’s Deep.
I guess my cat is against Saruman, he killed 3 birds. Saruman stopped deploying spies.
This is why I love the extended cuts. You get to see the true vision the director had for the films.
😂😂😂
I like the way you're thinking
🤣🤣🤣
underated
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The swans took your lakes. They drove your kind into the ponds...to scratch a living off frogs! Take back the lakes they stole from you. Burn every egg!"
TO WAR!!!!!!!!
@@timesthree5757 RAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
@@alexmarle9123 effing Marines.
QUUUUUUACK!
*The finale to the Angry Birds lore:*
Saruman: "Whom do you serve?"
Duck: "Quark."
Saruman: (sighs)
Underrated
D
42nd rule of acquisition, always tell the customer what they want to hear
@@asymptotic5639 Quackquisition
@@asymptotic5639 You.
Sauron to Saruman: “ Build me an army worthy of Mordor...”
Saruman:
“Quack”
Geese: Honk!
Sauron: AHHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE! MORE FIRE! SET THE FIRE ON FIRE!!! WHY AREN'T THEY DYING?!
Bro wtf?
This needs to be kept at 666 likes
@@jgkitarel They're *Canadian* geese, that's why!
When you realised that each duck is basically an Army, Navy and Airforce combined.
True.
That’s comedy
Underrated
The superior soldier
True
One does not simply waddle into Mordor.
Thousands waddled out.
It is fowely
“Beware the Duck: their power is both quiet, yet infinite”
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
I remember that quote
@@igors5827 Who doesn’t?
SUN TZU SAID THAT
@Warbel BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT
@@Engieman909 THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO NO MAN COULD BEAT HIM IN THE RING OF HONOUR
Sauron: "Build me an army worthy of Mordor."
Saruman: "ok."
Quack! 🦆
He had the numbers at least.
what movie?
But im LeTirrrred
@@Thrillowatt The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Second movie in the trilogy
“The enemy has many spies in his service. Birds. Beasts.”
no cat's the men will be lonely
I have a profile picture of a duck
legendary
T e r r i s i o m
These are CLEARLY in the beast category!
Fun fact: the orcs chanting isn't a stock audio clip. It was recorded live in a baseball stadium (not sure which 1 off the top of my head), as the sound director led the chant for everyone in the stands.
Bvllsh1t
Awesome.... seen that short documentary...
I heard rituals go on in sports
@@MohitJoshi1809 nerd alert
@@Gentleman...Driver i mean youre here watching some random ass lotr ducks video. youre a nerd too :)
The one white duck at 0:27 was like "Shit..Forgot my uniform at home... Blend in, blend in."
It's Frodo and Sam!
😂 didn’t even notice that lil guy
Lol How did you see that lmao
I thought it was Gandalf
Thats actually Saruman. It was explained in extended edition.
The Age of Men is over. The time of the Duck has come.
Shuba! Shuba!
Not while there is bread in my cupboard and breath in my lungs.
@@inasapostle13thapostleofthe12 Shuba! Shuba! Shuba!
Subaru wants to know your location
@@nodeloliver6201 That bread belongs to Frodo, you nasty fat hobbits's!
The quality of my life as a whole just went up by 1% thanks to this
69% to me
i wholeheartedly agree
How's Jonathan and Danny?
@Robert E. O Speedwagon - That makes two of us.
But speedowagon, your life as a whole is already reached over 100%
The possibility of losing lies in oneself, the possibility of victory lies in THE ARMY OF MILLION DUCKS
- Sun Tzu
Imagine just sitting in a park next to a road, enjoying yourself a sandwich, and you see this passing by. You are overcome with shock and amazement and take a bite of your sandwich while zoned out and looking at the ducks. The lettuce makes a crunch and all the ducks stop and turn towards you.
No man in the history of this world has been more screwed
That's a Bruh moment
Good thing I don’t take my fucking sandwiches with lettuce.
It will be the last day on earth.
@@destroyerx8615 well believe it or not I have experience this same thing and a world of pain lots and lots of pain
Theoden: "Duck have been my dreams of late"
This deserves more attention, very solid.
😂😂😂
Only true fans here
Kek
solid
I love that there's a separate vanguard at the front.
never underestimate the duck military its very efficient and brutal
Break away duckaton.
The position of street sweeper is now open.
Even it's flanks are protected.
The Quackteenth Legion.
Three rings for the Elven Swans under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf Geese in their halls of stone,
Nine for mortal Mockingbirds doomed to die,
One for the Duck Lord on his Duck Throne.
In the land of Mordor, where the sparrows lie:
One Ring to Peck them All, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the bird nest, bind them.
In the land of Mordor, where the sparrows lie.
Incredible and underrated comment.
JRR Tolkien reincarnated
@@syed9986 why thank you
As a fan of the LOTR trilogy I just had to comment this
Clever...
"One burn to rule them all, One burn to chide them,
One burn to school them all, find their women, ride them..."
- Samsarawithwords
"You do not know pain, you do not know fear, you will taste bread crust!!!"
Hahahahaha
Best . Comment .Ever
@@nihaalsandim9986 Thanks.
10/10, would chuckle lightly to again
Funny thing is that "pain" in French means "bread". 🥖 🦆🔪
"I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraid of an army of ducks led by a wizard".
- Sir Quacksalot.
"I likem round and thick and juicy." -Sirquacksalot. (I just can't help myself I'm acting like an animal)
😭😭😭
I am not afraid of an army of wizards led by a duck, I am afraid of an army of ducks led by a wizard
@@benjy117 you are not only an animal but you are worse
best cinematic of all time !!!!
Those are the moments where we must wish that peace was an option.
underrated comment
All hail our new masters THE DUCK !!!!
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Peace was never an option
While peace is always preferable to war,it doesn't change the fact that some people won't accept your overtures to peace.
“Be careful! The Enemy has many spies in his service… birds and beasts…”
- Gandalf
Thorin you be careful on your journey
*the spy has already breached our defenses*
"Do not be afraid stale bread man, you have fed us... you will be spared."
Oh no
I got that reference!
@@OliverSalva ?
@@pokeyerface it’s from a comic meme
u r brony + pokemon nerd
“We ain’t had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin’ days”
Best comment so far
I'd think Ducks would like the bread and the protein.
Look's like Canard à l'orange's back on the menu, boys!
“Why can’t we have sum meats”
*looks at cameraman* "What about them? They're fresh."
“Send forth all legions. Do not stop the attack until the city is taken. Slay them all.”
“What of the wizard?”
“I will peck him.”
🤣🤣🤣
This is GOLD!
Look at all these chickens! 🥰
😂😂🥲
Nice 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
“What can men do against such reckless hate?”
-Théoden King of Rohan
prepare a huge vat of orange sauce?
😂, wheeze..."reckless hate"!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Looks like bread's back on the menu boys!"
Not unless the ducks have anything to say about it
Quack!!!
Breads bad for them
@@bobov2404 Sugar is bad for us, and we put it in everything. :P
Lol 🤣
"They were ducklings once. A ruined and terrible form. Now...perfected."
👌
"Whom do you serve?"
@@Skiergold *QUACK*
Nice profile pic ^_^
Hjonk
THIS is why I save stale bread for the ducks at my local pond; while also sleeping with a machete under my pillow. One must practice the balance of maintaining peace, while preparing for war.
Do not fear, stale bread man. You have fed us. You will be spared.
@@pricklypear3625 *Q U A C K*
Well I think because of that they would especially want to kill you. Bread is to sugary for the ducks and can make them sick.
@@tinykemper2561 Are you challenging me, creature?
@@nodeloliver6201 *_Q U A C K_*
"Its an army bred for a single purpose....to destroy the world of Parks."
Let them come.
"Is this Lord of the Wings?" -Little brother, who was watching over my shoulder
Little Brother should be watched very closely
Comedic genius right there :P
Tell him I hereby propose to him
Lmao. Epic movie title
Deserves a gentle smack and praise for this glorious pun.
This is no rabble of mindless orcs, these are ducks. Their feathers are thick and their wings broad.
😂😂😂
The ducks shall...OVERPOWER DA BREAD STEALER!!
BREAD FOR THE DUCK GOD!
Just change "orcs" to "birds" and it's flawless.
EDIT: Also, "rabble" to "flock" lmao
Dis is copied
😂😂😂😂
"We ain't had nothin but maggoty bread for three stinking days"
“Yeah! Why can’t we have some meat?”
@@EdgeVStriker What about them? They're fresh!
@@HclcCate they are not for eating!
@@Massive_legend1 what about their legs? they don't need those.
Oh, they look tasty!
Saruman finally got his ducks in a row
'Where was Gondor when I was trying to eat my sandwich in peace?'
lmao
You could say... This army was bred for a *fowl* purpose...
@@LeithB hahahahahaha
@@LeithB Correct..
Running away as thousands attacked
_"Do you know how the geese first came into being? They were birds once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My fighting ducks. Whom do you serve?"_
*_Quack_*
Hahaha
taken by duck powers, surely…
@@willsquah Haha
DUCKS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!
QUAAAAAAAK
That quack part is so emotional
"There will be no dawn for men." -Saru-swan the White.
Underrated comment
I love this comment
Winner! Comment of the Day!
- on talking to Goose Wormtongue
"There will be no bread for men".
“No duck can kill me!”
Goose: “I am no duck!”
"10,000?"
"They will waddle here before nightfall"
"Are the bread rations secured?"
"my lord we need more time-"
"There is no time, ducks are upon us"
Nice profile pic and comment!
@@slytherinjess.247 1k likes? 1k? This is the most i ever gotten. Holy shit i'm so happy
@@AllGamingStarred (^-^) Glad to hear that! I'm just still surprised that you're in the Voltron fandom...
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Never saw voltron
This is basically what UA-cam was made for.
This is what UA-cam was meant to be for. But then the fire nation attacked.
@@timothygremlin9737 When the world needed Vines, they vanished
@@thelegendaryt-rex4763 cough, I am dying here
@@thelegendaryt-rex4763 So TikTok is basically the Korra equivalent?
@@skyguysreactions depends on how you view kora
Looks like the algorithm decided to bring a lot of us here to see the Urduck-Hai on the march.
Nice
🤷♂️
Urduck-hai is the most adorable thing
"I do as the algorithm guides" lol
This comment is so underated
Brings a new meaning to the phrase, “Duck Dynasty.” 🦆
“Send forth all legions. Do not stop the attack until the pond is taken. Slay them all”
What of the swan?
@@diegodavilafritsch4430 and what if they send for Canadian geese reinforcements?
@@diegodavilafritsch4430 I will feed him
@@spicywind8607 OMG!
@@diegodavilafritsch4430 "I will beak him!"
The white duck: There is no peace.
The duck army: You're hired.
Ye bro there's just 1 white duck
Here 0:28
Only 1 white duck and it is hired
Medical team
@@Happy_919 archimedes?
"Sorry for coming late boss, the traffic was... well It's complicated"
imagine getting fired because of ducks
Hello God, nice to see another God like myself in the comments section.
"Stopping traffic? But my lord... that would take thousands to stop traffic."
"TENS of thousands!"
"But my lord... there IS no such force!"
Traffic was fowl
Hahah
Is no one else gonna question why this duck army is marching down the road in the first place?
They ain’t had nothin’ but stale bread for three stinkin’ days!
it's maggotty bread
@@rlchamp7019 I think its adjusted for ducks. Since people always give them stale bread chunks
@@skyereave9454 I knew that
@@skyereave9454 just wanted to remind him the original line
@@rlchamp7019 liar
‘This is no rabble of mindless Orcs. These are the Urduck-hai.’
That's a deepcut
A force most fowl.
Love it
Surely the Uruk-fly?
some one do this with AOT
Aragorn: “Legolas what do your elf eyes see?”
Legolas: “The Ducklings turn Northeast. They’re taking the bread to Isengard!!!”
isengard gard gard gard gard
@@Cydonius1 what did you say?
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Cydonius1 Yh ik where’s it’s from ahahaha. I was just quoting a part of the song. The Gollum bit lol
@@edwardsmith9260 The Hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits to isengard
0:28 That one white orc, lol.
Azog the Duckfiler
“Will you look into the camera?”
“What will I see?”
“Wings that were. Wings that are. And some wings that have not yet come to pass.”
*not yet come to flap
beautiful
The most original comment this should get more likes
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In place of a dark lord you will have a duck!
"We haven't had anything but maggoty bread for three stinking days."
Ducks would love maggoty bread
@@RoyontheHill I think that's the joke.
But I'm no joke expert so don't take my word for it
Why does this comment not have more thumbs-ups?
"why did you teleport bread!"
😭🤣 Who said that one?
This is no rabble of mindless Storks, these are the Urduck-hai, their feathers thick and their wings broad.
They some bad mother flockers.
Nailed it! 👌
And they shit more than regular ducks.
Their waddles thick and their bills broad
You didn’t!! Best comment.
"Looks like duck's back on the menu boys!"
That'll pair nicely with maggoty bread.
"Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengoose... *and Morduck??*
....😂
Nice one!
I have a Sauron duck!!
Oh that is so good! Bravo!
you are the best.
"Quacks, quacks in the deep."
"They are coming!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T
"What is this new devilry?"
"A Duck. A demon from the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. RUN!"
Just wait until you go to sea and find *the quacken*
The One Wing to rule them all.
Gondor will go "down"!
this sounds fairly political.
@@ausburne5265
Reality favors the conservative and time will bear us victory.
@@combativeThinker curb your optimism. #agenda2030
I was looking for "one ring" joke. I couldnt make one. This is not a great one. but it still stands
In the movie, when Saruman & Grima were looking down at the troops, they were actually seeing ducks, because both of them were not several stories high above the ground in the Orthanc tower, they were only looking down from the front porch at ground level. It's good use of camera angles by the movie director. And the ducks made great extras as they held rectangular military marching formations.
Wow there's so much to these movies! What a masterpiece I almost can't believe it!
"The beak-ons are lit! Goosedor calls for aide!"
"And Crowhan will answer."
Boooo
@@kck-kck879 Don't hate me cause you ain't me
Lol
ooooh, this one... well done.. XD
Boooo
No matter what waddles through that gate, you will stand your ground.
And feed them bread.
*CRASH*
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😝😝😝
I love how there's a single white duck that managed to infiltrate the flock
Duckuman 🦆 the White
A glitch in the matrix
@@malarchinomicon1285 underrrated
That's captain America marching with the Duckanda-Army
theres a sussy baka among us
"Saruman doesn't care for the woods anymore. There are always fires burning in the bakeries of Eisenguard these days."
*"FLY YOU FOOLS!"*
-Gandalf the Goose
lol
how many times can i click the like button. yet to click it again i have to remove the previous one. Sad
😄
Lmao
@@ericjohnson7234 Same idea here ^^ Maybe multiple accounts ??
"Bring the halflings to me. Alive and unspoiled."
"Quack."
😂
Brilliant!!!
I imagined that response in a middle-aged white man’s voice just saying the word “Quack”, and now I’ve peed myself. So... thanks for that.
@@masterxl97 ew bro
@@masterxl97 keep that to urself child
Mom: Don't feed the ducks, they'll keep coming back.
Me: That's ridiculous, they wont come ba.....
*Like # :* *420* 😎
FUCKITTY SPAGHETTI SAUCE
"...and in greater numbers"
I'm the 1000th like 🌟🌟😱😱😱😱😱
Lol
Saruman: "do you know how the Orcs first came to being? They were ducks once, taken by the dark forces."
I like the fact this army even has a vanguard force up ahead.
@Valentine rainstorm I wouldn't want to mess with the vanguard
@@lilbrit1019 looks like this army of ducks have a good strategy
xD
@JZ's Best Friend I believe it to be a smart idea to send out scouts in preparation for a large scale battle, no?
@JZ's Best Friend I would argue that the vanguard is meant to scout out the enemy and establishing the ground work for the future base of operations. Unless I'm wrong...
-"Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?"
Legolas: OuO
Legolas: The Ur-Ducks turn northeast! They're taking the Hobbits to Quackgard!
@@stephenkenney8290, I'm pretty sure my roommate now thinks I'm quackers because I couldn't stop laughing long enough to tell her what was going on. Thanks for that lovely mental picture by the way
*:V x10000*
Legolas: Weeewoooweeeoooooo
It's a duckshoot!!
I like how there are a separate group of ducks in front like there purpose is to tank and defend those that are behind them
No u idiot its so that they dont get attacked from behind...
@Weird Cat I'm pretty sure he was joking too
Ok no more Cannibal Corpse for you
It's the ducks vanguard
Vanguard
"Beaks shall be shaken, bread shall be splintered. A bird day, a white day, ere the duck rises!"
"At dawn, look to the Yeast."
Stop it just stop it!
Underrated lol
i’m dying
Gross. 😐
Lmao
"One does not simply waddle into Mordor"
Good thing ducks have wings
This was a good joke, take my like and stay a while
Can we go duck footed?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
F*cking underrated 🤣🤣🤣
The lead ducks must feel like absolute bosses.
Well, they have the maps. And the credit cards.
😎 Maa I'm a duck see Maa come on fellas we got a job to do see Maa
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😂😂
They are
This force may look like a bunch of ducks, but it's so large, it makes other forces look like a bunch of chickens.
"Looks like bread's back on the menu, boys!"
Hilarious
Oh dear. You're everywhere. Maybe someday, our next meet would be in person 🤷
@@OmnipotentFeline probably not
"We ain't had anything but maggoty bread for three stinking days! ...Just how I like it."
So good
"Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?"
*Saruman summons goose*
*geese
Ducks --> Orcs
Geese --> Uruk Hai
...
Headcanon accepted.
SUMMON BIGGER GOOSE!
@@jp3813 Thank you, but it was intentional, he was only summoning one goose, not multiple geese!
@The Adventures of Rocket-Tri Ducks: BARK
geese: BITE
Swan: STOMP
Chickens: ROAR!!!!!!
"A new flock is rising. Its victory is at hand."
Canardly deny it
Good one! 💪😁👍
*at quack
Duck me! You flockers are all quackers!
Its victory is at wing
Three military forces in one. Infantry, navy, and air force.
Imagine this being your excuse for not being at work or school.
I'd take it. And pictures for proof.
¨Sorry teacher, an army of ducks was walking down the road, and they stopped me from gettign here on time¨
why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Cuz a fkn wall of ducks stopped him
I’ve had that but a herd of cows. I’m not sure how they got on the road but my dad literally just stopped the car and just went “not again”
Seems like it wasn’t his first time being delayed by moocows
When i was in University i was late for an exam, because i (in my car) was stuck in a sheep herd. I could still attend, because i took a few picutures and my Prof thought it was funny. (And i could pet the sheep, while i was waiting.)
"Give me a thousand ducks and I shall conquer the world"
-Sun Tzu in the art of war
ua-cam.com/video/NYbcBW0WWpY/v-deo.html
Full video of these ducks moving
But I asked the genie for a million bucks.
Better an army of Ducks led by an Eagle, than an army of eagles led by a duck.
-Alexander the Great
TENS of thousands
@@spikespa5208 sorry about that, here’s a 10-inch pianist.
When they don’t have bread to hand out
Ducks: so you’ve chosen death
Well, tbf you should never give birds, least of all aquatic birds, bread anyway. They can't digest it and the intestinal blockage will kill them. So, it's more about whether you choose your own or the bird's death.
@@Futu06 Thanks I found this out not too long ago and I'm shocked that barely anyone knows this
@@Futu06 wait, we can take out the army by giving them bread. It distracts them and also kills them, its a great plan!!
@@Futu06 wow. You really do learn something every day.
it’s an army _bread_ for a single purpose
The fact that they left the horn and drums in makes it more hilarious 😂😂
“Ten thousand ducks now stand between Frodo and Mt. Doom”
-Gandalf
Lol
Legolas: "Could be worse..."
Gimli: "How?"
Legolas: "Could be Geese"
@@skycommander2153 *Kill..kcuall kuack...kuack!!*
- Sauron the lord of the geese coop
@@sroy7982
Gandalf: "FOOL OF A TOOK WHAT DID YOU SEE?!"
Pippin: "I saw geese...."
Gandalf: "WHAT KIND?! TELL ME!!!"
Pippin: "...Canadian"
Gandalf: "Frodo...I've sent him to his death."
@@skycommander2153 you have no idea how much I'm laughing at your comment. Genius.
"This night, the land will be stained with the bread of Rohan. Waddle to Helm's Deep. TO WAR!!!"
Another excellent comment
EAT ALL ALIVE!!!!!
“There will be no dawn... for Bread.”
WADDLE TO BATTLE!!😡
So the orcs are ducks and men are breads?
I imagine the ram used in minas tirith is just a giant head of a duck eating the bread gate of gondor
“The age of Duck has begun.”- Sauron the Quack
*Saruman
@@biteme4322 no, I meant the Eye not the White Wizard.
The Quackest of the Quackest
Goosemog*
@@Question-Log you mean sauron on quack
No matter how many times I watch this, it's still awesome, lol