The Dementors vs soul food

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
  • The dementors learn the meaning of soul food the hard way and Levi learns they have a whole arsenal to fight against them now.
    #soulfood #harrypotter #dementor #comedy
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 106

  • @Maykr-official
    @Maykr-official 2 місяці тому +109

    the idea that soul food is a genuine counter to dementors is gold.

  • @terence7025
    @terence7025 2 місяці тому +105

    Chocolate works because it's made with love. KFC biscuits work because they are distilled hate.

    • @ATEC101
      @ATEC101 2 місяці тому +4

      It was a WAHO biscuit.

    • @gabrielabenites6452
      @gabrielabenites6452 2 місяці тому +4

      So that was the secret ingredient...

    • @countryboy1635
      @countryboy1635 2 місяці тому +4

      So what would a Popeyes biscuit do?

    • @terence7025
      @terence7025 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@ATEC101 he had KFC and sweettea, so a KFC biscuit. But WaffleHouse might use a similar recipe.

    • @Player_36C
      @Player_36C 2 місяці тому

      Ill agree with you about the chocolate
      and disagree with you about the biscuits.

  • @Godzillawolf1
    @Godzillawolf1 2 місяці тому +49

    Meanwhile, the Dementors are calling John, asking why they're losing to a guy using chicken chucks.

  • @kemix1006
    @kemix1006 2 місяці тому +68

    And thus, the dementors were defeated...by BISCUITS. The wizarding world isn't ever gonna stop hearing about this

    • @davidragan9233
      @davidragan9233 2 місяці тому +7

      And American Biscuits at that!

    • @animewatcha
      @animewatcha 2 місяці тому +3

      @@davidragan9233 MUGGLE BISCUITS!!!

    • @knight_link7082
      @knight_link7082 2 місяці тому +2

      We talking American biscuits right, because I’ve tried the UK biscuits and those won’t do it.

    • @kemix1006
      @kemix1006 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@knight_link7082 KFC biscuits, so yes

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 2 місяці тому +63

    "Eyy _muchacho,_ I got _mi abuelita's taquitos,_ get some _tequila_ in here and we'll have the start of a _fiesta!"_
    "Well, if the _fiesta_ doesn't get them, the flatulence will..."

  • @justinn8541akaDrPokemon
    @justinn8541akaDrPokemon 2 місяці тому +45

    Bouncer: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?
    Person: I killed something with a Popeye's biscuit.
    Bouncer: So?
    Person: It was a dementor.
    Bouncer: And? Anything can die if they ate it without a drink.
    Person: I just threw it at them.
    Bouncer: Oh! Right this way! Sorry to keep you waiting.

  • @Jarakin
    @Jarakin 2 місяці тому +30

    "No, I'm not making this up!"
    He was, in fact, making this up.

  • @hancocki
    @hancocki 2 місяці тому +10

    A muggles gotta use what a muggles gotta use.

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 Місяць тому

      ironically enough muggles would have way more options against dementors than wizards: what makes chocolate work on them isn't that chocolate=love it is that _marketed_ chocolate is a distillation of love and happiness and excitement and everything else nostalgiaworthy that has been _systematically weaponized against the people that love it_ this makes it poison and cancer and a viral infection all rolled into one to them and they *know* it but so help them they still *want* it. tossing a Dementor a bar of chocolate is about the same as tossing a far-gone crackhead several hits of heroin and telling them straight up that you spiked it with something nasty.
      right! my actual point: pretty much anything that has been mass-marketed that is produced in a way that retains some concern for quality will carry the same effect to some degree or other and likely to a much greater degree than wizarding-world candies for that matter. stuff in the wizarding community is almost all either hand-made one of a kind items or conjured items with even less care and investment put into them than mass-produced assembly line crap (someone put a GREAT deal of skill and care into making that assembly line while a wizard conjuring an object doesn't even try for a kind of object they just let the spell automatically steal something that will fill the purpose they were thinking of while they cast it).

  • @austinjones9276
    @austinjones9276 2 місяці тому +23

    When I heard that "You knocked it out!?!?" line, I just imagined them fastballing one of those biscuits right into a dementor's forehead with the cartoon "WHACK!!!" sound, complete with the dementor doing a belly flopping backflip.I'm still laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 2 місяці тому +4

      *donk*

    • @austinjones9276
      @austinjones9276 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jimwormmaster No, no, more like that time when Tom and Jerry were doing a cowboy skit and Jerry whacked Tom in the face with a cactus. That sound.

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 2 місяці тому +1

      @@austinjones9276 Don't think I've seen that one, but sounds fun.

  • @talieclandestine9155
    @talieclandestine9155 2 місяці тому +14

    Existential Threats: Updating Dementor Defense Guidebook. I wonder if it would be more effective if it was actually cooked by a Southern Grandma?

    • @dire9084
      @dire9084 2 місяці тому +5

      YES.

    • @AzraelThanatos
      @AzraelThanatos 2 місяці тому +3

      The food or the Dementor, because, considering the South, both are possibilities...

    • @richardinman4091
      @richardinman4091 2 місяці тому +7

      @@AzraelThanatos I'll take an order of Fried Dementor and a side of greens.

  • @dragonriderabens9761
    @dragonriderabens9761 2 місяці тому +12

    “I’m learning so many things today”
    We all are, Levi
    We all are 0.o

  • @s0hlless
    @s0hlless 2 місяці тому +16

    just run to your grandmothers house or just some other old ladies house. they will gladly make you food full of love. dementors wouldnt even be able to approach the house

  • @lil_lobo11
    @lil_lobo11 2 місяці тому +18

    Comfort food and nunchucks makes me think of Mickey eating some pizza. Throw a Yautja in the mix and we got a party.

  • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
    @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 2 місяці тому +30

    I always keep a scroll of Tasha's Hideous Laughter prepared to drive them away.

  • @-KingGanon
    @-KingGanon 2 місяці тому +16

    Ok ok ok I need the villain support side of this a part 2

  • @mr.e6289
    @mr.e6289 2 місяці тому +20

    drumchucks

  • @Darkfang451
    @Darkfang451 2 місяці тому +22

    I love the southern accent you put in the video

  • @joemckinney3514
    @joemckinney3514 2 місяці тому +6

    Those 11 herbs and spices are gonna do major damage

  • @KertaDrake
    @KertaDrake 2 місяці тому +8

    "What do you mean the Waffle House is closed?! They never close unless... Oh no! You gotta get out of there, the apocalypse is coming too!"

    • @awolf876
      @awolf876 2 місяці тому +5

      Right! If the waffle houses closes the danger level has gone to plaid…

  • @crimsonthefierylion5318
    @crimsonthefierylion5318 2 місяці тому +21

    Um Levi quick question um how mad can Iruma get if you allow a certain Saiyan to eat all of his food because that same Saiyan was high

  • @francisweller839
    @francisweller839 2 місяці тому +4

    This worked perfectly on so many levels. Southern boy approved

  • @mr.animefan8920
    @mr.animefan8920 2 місяці тому +5

    May the Power of Colonel Sanders compel you!!!

  • @alexisgrunden1556
    @alexisgrunden1556 2 місяці тому +2

    Knocking out a Dementor with a plate of biscuits and gravy, goddayum~😂

  • @Falloutmailman_notEnclave
    @Falloutmailman_notEnclave 2 місяці тому +5

    Only Popeye biscuits are dry enough to kill.

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 2 місяці тому +6

    “Oh…the waffle house chose a dementor as its host? Oh that’s going to be bad.” -levi probably

  • @Sean-rq2iq
    @Sean-rq2iq 2 місяці тому +17

    Quick question: What house was this student sorted into?

    • @archmagexiv
      @archmagexiv 2 місяці тому +29

      Waffle House

    • @terence7025
      @terence7025 2 місяці тому +11

      ​@archmagexiv there was only one right answer here.

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake 2 місяці тому +4

      @@archmagexiv No doubt with an alligator as it's mascot

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 26 днів тому

      That "student" was Quagmire so hopefully Azkaban.

  • @arcticfox3243
    @arcticfox3243 2 місяці тому +3

    Man the southern came out. You for got the waffle house coffee that to is a weapon of mass destruction. The coffee so old it can turn into a coffee golem.

  • @FalloutJack
    @FalloutJack 2 місяці тому +2

    There's a drumstick weapon in the MediEvil games that is coming to mind, right now. Err, hmmm...
    Levi, I know you're looking into more Gary video content, so... Gary the Vampire versus Sir Daniel Fortisque, the reluctant hero from MediEvil. 😁

  • @scottbrown6305
    @scottbrown6305 2 місяці тому +1

    This ending has such a warm and comforting feel. I can see myself saying the exact same thing. Working in customer service was sooooooooo many years ago (Sears catalog department) but seems like yesterday. (Yeah, I am that old)

  • @GokyTakal
    @GokyTakal 2 місяці тому +8

    I'm surprised anyone orders the biscuits honestly.
    OH! We need an incident where Waffle House Employees go up against the Yautja!

    • @jefferyoneill1
      @jefferyoneill1 2 місяці тому +6

      What did the Yautja do to deserve that?!?!?😅

    • @carlfromtheoc1788
      @carlfromtheoc1788 2 місяці тому +1

      Man, that is not even a fair fight, the Yautja gonna get stomped - proabbly by the drunk 'Bama fan who thinks they are disrespecting the holy memory of Bear Bryant.

  • @-KingGanon
    @-KingGanon 2 місяці тому +2

    I want a part 2 to this for some reason fried chicken man versus evil spirits let’s do this

  • @Player_36C
    @Player_36C 2 місяці тому +2

    Speakin as one with a deep southern accent only detectable by those out west...
    Excellent southern accent levi. 👍

    • @villainsupport
      @villainsupport  2 місяці тому +2

      (Levi) It helps that it comes naturally 😆

  • @TemperanceQuill
    @TemperanceQuill 2 місяці тому +17

    As someone who used to work at waffle house. I can confirm.

  • @Jyanaruskol
    @Jyanaruskol 2 місяці тому +4

    Quagmire as a Hogwarts transfer student? Yeesh

    • @Player_36C
      @Player_36C 2 місяці тому

      Might need to talk with ben dunn and the principle of ninja high school first.

  • @awolf876
    @awolf876 2 місяці тому +6

    Giggity, sweet tea & Waffle House! Bless your heart ❤️

  • @trash-heap3989
    @trash-heap3989 2 місяці тому

    I now wonder what potency a wedding cake would have.

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 2 місяці тому +1

      Not sure on a dementor, but they're quite effective against Cogs o.o

  • @Crimson_Sylvan
    @Crimson_Sylvan 2 місяці тому +6

    Well, now I know if I'm ever attacked by soul sucking abominations that I should run to the nearest kfc, popeyes, or waffle house.

    • @TheOriginalJphyper
      @TheOriginalJphyper 2 місяці тому +1

      From what I've heard, Waffle House is a good bet for beating just about anything.

    • @Crimson_Sylvan
      @Crimson_Sylvan 2 місяці тому

      @@TheOriginalJphyper Well, if one is closer to me, then the other two I'll run to it.

  • @lorddante2360
    @lorddante2360 2 місяці тому

    OMG I FKIN DYIN HERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Blaze-lz4je
    @Blaze-lz4je 2 місяці тому

    I felt constipated. 💩
    and this video helped. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PsionTR
    @PsionTR 2 місяці тому +2

    I just had a terrifying thought... What is AUSTRALIA like in the Wizarding World...

    • @observer271
      @observer271 2 місяці тому

      @@PsionTR maybe that's where the marsupial lions and all of the other crazy mega fauna are. What about Australian Rules Quiddich? This is world building gold right here!

    • @nosama001
      @nosama001 2 місяці тому

      The late sir terry pratchett answered that question already - read the thifth continent

  • @shocknaw
    @shocknaw 2 місяці тому +1

    once again asking for frank horrigan vs adam smasher

  • @jeremyowens37
    @jeremyowens37 2 місяці тому +1

    Just drink a hot cup of Columbian Coffee or Guatemalan Coffee, and you will see a happy and satisfied person 😀 😊

  • @khathaway414
    @khathaway414 2 місяці тому +2

    Still waiting for Willow Rosenberg/Harry Potter crossover.

    • @nosama001
      @nosama001 2 місяці тому

      Willow upgoods already in harry Potter

  • @LairdErnst
    @LairdErnst 2 місяці тому +1

    Dementors are weak against Waffle House biscuits and southern comfort food. Who knew?

  • @sammysadventure8946
    @sammysadventure8946 2 місяці тому

    wait. Kevin trapped a Dementor in Chocolate?

  • @CanisMythson
    @CanisMythson 2 місяці тому

    Is it just me or does this guy need a lint roller?

  • @justmutantjed
    @justmutantjed 2 місяці тому

    1:26 - Drum-chucks, yo! ... Not my finest work, but eh.

  • @calebfielding6352
    @calebfielding6352 2 місяці тому

    wafle house has biscuts?

  • @adamschank7703
    @adamschank7703 2 місяці тому

    Why do you think they serve those biscuits with gravy?

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 2 місяці тому

      Because the law doesn't allow you to serve the gravy straight?

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster 2 місяці тому

    Pretty sure if it was a Popeye's biscuit it would have killed them.
    As for Waffle House, those dementors are gonna be scattered, smothered, and diced.

  • @evernewb2073
    @evernewb2073 2 місяці тому

    the whole chocolate thing with dementors is actually rather disturbing: it doesn't work because "chocolate = love" it works because marketed chocolate is childish love/joy/greed/enthusiasm/nostalgia and everything else that a kid may care about all distilled into one substance _and weaponized against the people that care about them_
    they don't have problems with chocolate because chocolate is love they have problems with chocolate because chocolate is _corrupted_ love, chocolate is cancer and poison and food poisoning all roled into one for them and god help them they still want it.

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 2 місяці тому

      but yes something like a waffle house or papa murphys would reasonably be expected to work fairly well in a similar manner. really _anything_ mass-marketed that was still made with some concern for quality would be a huge issue for them but wizards legitimately would likely not learn this or retain the information if they did because they avoid that stuff like the pla...yeah we really can't use that phrase anymore can we? just monday my dad called me over to help out with yard work because he had yet annother case of corona without so much as bothering to tell me about it and no I do not mean the abomination attempting to pass itself off as beer.

  • @sandrosliske
    @sandrosliske 2 місяці тому

    How many takes did this take? Because I could get through that with a straight face.

  • @michaelhartman6041
    @michaelhartman6041 2 місяці тому +1

    I can tell you have a cat or dog on your shirt

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 2 місяці тому

      It's a hamster. Long story short, a villain was using a hamster to power his doomsday device. Rather than set it free, the heroes killed it. And thus, the cry of "JUSTICE FOR JERRY!!" was born.

  • @chelleyroberts
    @chelleyroberts 2 місяці тому +1

    Is it just me,or does his accent get more country as he goes on?

  • @DragonSilverlight
    @DragonSilverlight 2 місяці тому +2

    I’ll build a Waffle House biscuit cannon.

  • @SoulKiller7Eternal
    @SoulKiller7Eternal 2 місяці тому

    Popeyes biscuits...not waffle house biscuits.

  • @demonkitties9672
    @demonkitties9672 2 місяці тому +1

    ...what drumsticks r at waffle house? I worked there for roughly 6 yrs and I (unfortunately) still eat there on occasion

  • @ConnorSinclairCavin
    @ConnorSinclairCavin 2 місяці тому

    Hell, just get the Waffle House people to back ya up, 90% them lost their soul years ago, and the rest would gladly fight to the death if it meant clocking out early and getting to “de-stress on someone”

  • @fakeo
    @fakeo 2 місяці тому

    whos on the other end?

    • @PsionTR
      @PsionTR 2 місяці тому

      Sounds like an American Wizarding World exchange student. I'm guessing dementors don't go across the ocean.

    • @fakeo
      @fakeo 2 місяці тому

      @@PsionTR dementors are world wide buddy

    • @PsionTR
      @PsionTR 2 місяці тому

      @@fakeo If they were, why did the person on the other end need a manual on how to deal with them?

    • @fakeo
      @fakeo 2 місяці тому

      @@PsionTR non-magic parents? we dont know how old the other guy is

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 26 днів тому

      Quagmire from "Family Guy".
      Hence "sucked off" and "giggity".