Ralph Vs Artie: Ralph Steals $100 in Vegas? FULL SAGA! Part 1 of 2

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  • @godzilla12325
    @godzilla12325 2 місяці тому +70

    Howard constantly feining ignorance with the "what happened i didnt see it" becomes boring real fucking fast like.

    • @flavioa2252
      @flavioa2252 2 місяці тому

      @@andrehendrikbig nose was always just a scumbag who made entertaining radio

    • @35romanp
      @35romanp 2 місяці тому +5

      Howard should have been a politician 😂

    • @densel.crocker1782
      @densel.crocker1782 2 місяці тому +14

      He does the same thing with salaries. Howard knew everything.

    • @matthewzizzo4586
      @matthewzizzo4586 Місяць тому

      When this aired and we were listening, you were busy being enormous Howard Stern Show fans ...let's not forget about that patch of time that has now elapsed .

    • @godzilla12325
      @godzilla12325 Місяць тому +3

      @@matthewzizzo4586 i never heard it when it was aired so there goes that theory buddy. I had never heard of Coward Stern til 2019, i stumbled across Sal and Richards prank calls and that led me down a rabbit hole.
      Dont get me wrong buddy, in some segments Howard can be humourous, but on the whole he was a twat that berated his weirdo staff in the name of entertainment.

  • @vincedidiana5781
    @vincedidiana5781 2 місяці тому +47

    This is great. Never gets old

    • @Julserabian
      @Julserabian 2 місяці тому +2

      Never!

    • @matthewzizzo4586
      @matthewzizzo4586 Місяць тому

      @@Julserabiannever

    • @jarettshea3312
      @jarettshea3312 15 днів тому

      Old stern is the best. Especially the Artie years.

    • @vincedidiana5781
      @vincedidiana5781 15 днів тому +1

      @@jarettshea3312 I prefer the Jackie years a bit more, but I loved Artie too. Regardless, Howard is the GOAT. I know, like many others, I stopped listening a long time ago, but he’s still the GOAT.

  • @Laura-fv1oe1
    @Laura-fv1oe1 Місяць тому +20

    That guy on the phone made an excellent point lol- "Let's for a second say you didn't take the money, are you telling me that as a magnanimous gesture you took $100 out of your pocket to say 'oh ok I'll just put it in so we can leave?' Is that what you're suggesting?"

    • @overflowlootbag5566
      @overflowlootbag5566 Місяць тому +5

      Yea at that moment everyone who was listening realized he had actually taken it. No way that Wayne was making that up, and Ralph was stuck with denying and playing dumb it was his only defense left.

  • @noagendahoops3185
    @noagendahoops3185 23 дні тому +6

    Ralph called in with OBVIOUS animosity towards Artie and was Completely vicious then plays victim when Artie hits back lol …. Rest in peace Ralphie cakes

  • @drsmith4806
    @drsmith4806 2 місяці тому +33

    Ralph is so guilty & caught such a loser.

    • @Triumph865
      @Triumph865 Місяць тому

      "a free loadin loserrrrrr"

  • @Fafafohi
    @Fafafohi Місяць тому +13

    Fred loved Artie.

    • @MrJimmyc82
      @MrJimmyc82 4 дні тому +1

      Yeah, the countless pity laughs definitely showed it.

  • @SopranosFan57
    @SopranosFan57 Місяць тому +15

    Ralph is stealing $100 bills in hell.

    • @ericryan7344
      @ericryan7344 20 днів тому

      Hell only pays with loose change in jars and pockets, the lines are longgggggggggggggg

  • @danbell2429
    @danbell2429 2 місяці тому +31

    Howard trying soo hard to defend his lover ralph

    • @msw8966
      @msw8966 Місяць тому

      Howard loves those Ralphie Cakes BJ'S!

  • @optimisticcosmic
    @optimisticcosmic Місяць тому +5

    Ralph attacking callers before they revealed who's side they were on is more proof of his guilt.

  • @an3ony
    @an3ony 2 місяці тому +8

    ad hominem, deflect, but never denial. My opinion is he stole it compulsively. RIP Ralph

  • @SuperCatacombs
    @SuperCatacombs 2 місяці тому +32

    That pass from Yao was a disaster.

  • @ZafrodHasselfrau1999
    @ZafrodHasselfrau1999 Місяць тому +6

    And why is Ross so scared of getting involved? Is it because he knew that Ralph was Sterns little bum boy?

  • @Watchthatleft
    @Watchthatleft 2 місяці тому +18

    Howard was the only one who didn’t see his true colors. They were fooling around on the side or something

    • @Clown_Syndrome_World
      @Clown_Syndrome_World Місяць тому

      Baba Booey caught Ralph suckin Howard’s small dong many times during Howard’s daily nap after the show, but just like a good pet monkey, Gary kept quiet.

    • @James-ui4ed
      @James-ui4ed Місяць тому +6

      They were longtime lovers

    • @kggtty
      @kggtty 24 дні тому +1

      @@James-ui4edHoward knew lol he just didn’t care/played dumb cause Ralph had the dirt on him

  • @stianw.danielsen2943
    @stianw.danielsen2943 2 місяці тому +23

    100% Ralph took it. So easy to hear based on the way he acts

  • @Jonnyboydash
    @Jonnyboydash 15 днів тому +2

    29:56 when he called him a bone smuggler I swear I laughed for a solid 5 minutes 😂😂😂

  • @thirdman9825
    @thirdman9825 2 місяці тому +42

    lol Ralph was such a scumbag (RIP though). I love how he just acts dumb. “Wait wait what are you saying? I took money from the table?”

    • @Hefff228
      @Hefff228 2 місяці тому +9

      There is an even older segment, I think it was Ralph asking Billy West to write him standup material. But he does the exact same move when called out. Acts confused and ask a bunch of questions.

    • @RobertoDiaz-hi2cg
      @RobertoDiaz-hi2cg Місяць тому

      He’s done it countless times….billy writing him jokes, gay lie detector test,throwing up on Howard’s bed…..he does the confusion bit all the time.

  • @wordygirlandco
    @wordygirlandco 2 місяці тому +14

    🙊Ralph was most likely stealing from money pots successfully but was just caught eventually. He was 💯 guilty. Entitled jerk.

  • @DarkSanTower
    @DarkSanTower 2 місяці тому +6

    Artie still being alive is a miracle.

    • @migusto1812
      @migusto1812 2 місяці тому +4

      Italians live forever

  • @stianw.danielsen2943
    @stianw.danielsen2943 2 місяці тому +12

    6.10 might be Artie’s best joke on the show ever

  • @jorge10928
    @jorge10928 Місяць тому +5

    Ralph doesn't remember taking the money and putting it back when he was called out but he remembers every detail around everything else that happened during the trip lol. Ralph was the worst - a thief and a moocher until the very end.

  • @CaliforRonPaul
    @CaliforRonPaul Місяць тому +5

    Howard is a hypocrite

  • @jeff7764
    @jeff7764 2 місяці тому +9

    Howard and Ralph were gay, right?

  • @camdensworld0516
    @camdensworld0516 Місяць тому +5

    What did Artie’s drug use have to do with Ralph stealing money?

  • @user-xb5jp5wl9m
    @user-xb5jp5wl9m 2 місяці тому +10

    Why would Ralph even try to clown Artie? Dumb mistake and look what happened

  • @buschwic
    @buschwic 2 місяці тому +8

    How did artie out live ralph lmao

  • @suilvengreen
    @suilvengreen 2 місяці тому +13

    This was messed up, the things R was saying to/about Artie were way out of line and he was so obviously guilty. Why do people struggle so much with identifying a liar?

  • @musicjunkie274
    @musicjunkie274 Місяць тому +5

    Ralph is such a bad liar. If somebody accused me of stealing money I wouldn't start going into all these hypotehticals and turning to ad hom attacks against the accuser. I'd flat out say "I never did that" and if a bunch of people confirmed it then maybe I'd say it could've been me being drunk and stupid
    Also for somebody who claims he didn't care about the accusations, he sure acted like it by talking about Artie behind his back

  • @goose003
    @goose003 2 місяці тому +5

    Yea yea howard preeetending he doesn't know how Raaaaaalph is. He knows what he's doing and Artie always laughing when says something. That was arties thing funny and awesome comebacks that people like studerring john and Ralph deserve

  • @bye4now067
    @bye4now067 Місяць тому +4

    I personally think Ralph abused Xanax-it’s a mind eraser…and he genuinely DOESNT remember doing it. But can’t out himself with that.

    • @dabearcub
      @dabearcub Місяць тому +1

      lol Ralph was a great friend to Howard, and one of the best callers-but cmon, dude was a devious user and confirmed thief…

    • @sunsetpark_fpv
      @sunsetpark_fpv 11 днів тому

      In addition to that, I personally believe that Ralph was an Adderall abuser as well, in addition to weed daily, also, there was a period that ecstasy and coke were also mentioned....

  • @reg5381
    @reg5381 Місяць тому +3

    Ralph was funny as shit never a boring call R.I.P.

  • @NP35606
    @NP35606 Місяць тому +2

    What was Ross so deathly afraid of Ralph repeating on air about him if he backed up Artie’s story?

  • @SlugCult718
    @SlugCult718 Місяць тому +3

    Ralph is another name added to the list of people that Artie has outlived. He's going to outlast them all.

  • @jaymanzor
    @jaymanzor Місяць тому +2

    It’s funny hearing Ralph say “oh please like I would steal money” as if he’s suggesting the idea of him stealing money is outrageous. Ralph was a scumbag from day one. He was always a moocher.

  • @CaliforRonPaul
    @CaliforRonPaul Місяць тому +3

    Ralph is guilty af

  • @jfkirk
    @jfkirk 2 місяці тому +4

    Stern trying to protect girlfriend Ralph by (not so) subtlety trying to discredit Artie by mentioning his indiscretions. Ralph was always great radio, though.

  • @overflowlootbag5566
    @overflowlootbag5566 27 днів тому +1

    Listening to Howard scramble at 14:00 is embarrassing for the listener. I’m cringing for him, and they ease up on him he’s clearly bsing there

  • @LUellenmoss
    @LUellenmoss 2 місяці тому +5

    Artie asked Ralph "how much did you bring to Vegas?" He said "hundreds of dollars". Who goes to Vegas without at least 3 to 5 grand, if not tens of thousands? What's the point otherwise. On top of that, he rode in a private jet with Howard, Artie and a couple other guys and he brings, "hundreds of dollars" with him?? I have to say, Ralph did give us years of entertainment

    • @redisnotblue
      @redisnotblue 2 місяці тому +4

      Ralph probably leeched on and expected the trip to cost him nothing. Lost what little money he had to spend on the card game, realized he was going to be broke in Vegas and tried to swipe some of it back. Not that it’s an excuse but it is evident from past stories Ralph liked to drink and do drugs in these party scenarios so I wouldn’t be surprised if that was a factor when it came to his decision making.

  • @Dog-999i
    @Dog-999i Місяць тому +1

    56:55 I love how even Sal thought Ralph was racist.

  • @ritchrp
    @ritchrp 2 місяці тому +20

    Ralph, the gay thief!🤡😆😅🤣😂

    • @RB-f
      @RB-f 2 місяці тому +1

      Howard’s girlfriend Ralph!

    • @NumberOneGar
      @NumberOneGar 2 місяці тому +1

      Ass bandit!

  • @doghouse010
    @doghouse010 Місяць тому +3

    dominic is always so unbelievably embarrassing

  • @JoaquinEchevarria-c9i
    @JoaquinEchevarria-c9i 2 місяці тому +2

    Lots of the shows characters have written books. Ralphie may have been able to write the best one of all. Of course, his loyalty to Howard would never have allowed that

  • @yeags1383
    @yeags1383 Місяць тому +2

    Ralph was a thief.

  • @chriscoop6852
    @chriscoop6852 2 місяці тому +2

    Ralphie got his hands on some Xanax bars that week.

    • @deneilbaker
      @deneilbaker Місяць тому +2

      Dude I just commented the same thing. I’ve seen multiple people who would never steal normally, get blasted on xans and thieve away

  • @stevenferdin
    @stevenferdin Місяць тому +1

    Hard to believe Ralph died alone

  • @mitchellleonjr4429
    @mitchellleonjr4429 2 місяці тому +5

    He's probably in he'll trying to steal the devils horns

  • @markmunny
    @markmunny 18 днів тому +1

    The moment you can tell he's lying - 09:50
    The little stutter and deflection is all you need to hear

  • @redisnotblue
    @redisnotblue 13 днів тому

    I'm amazed Fred actually had a story of Ralph taking tip money from a waitress and it just got instantly glossed over. Howard clearly could have dug into it further but chose not to. Even more evidence to solidify Ralph took the money and Howard was just backing off to protect him. Ralph must have had so much shit that he could have used to blackmail Howard if he felt betrayed by him.

  • @TexasBone
    @TexasBone Місяць тому

    Love Ralphy cakes! miss u bud thank you propper modulation as you know

  • @bobbobertbobberton1073
    @bobbobertbobberton1073 Місяць тому +1

    Ralph says 'why would I steal $100. If that's not true then why does he always ask people for money, asking people for $100.

  • @JoaquinEchevarria-c9i
    @JoaquinEchevarria-c9i 2 місяці тому +2

    I dont know? You would think Artie is telling the truth about the hundred. Too bad Artie lied to us 100s of times. I still kinda believe him. He mostly lied about his drug use

    • @BababooeybababooeybababooeyBab
      @BababooeybababooeybababooeyBab 2 місяці тому

      Yeah I kinda feel the 100 dollar Story is true, remember when Artie gave Ralph 300 dollars when Ralph was blacked out drunk and he never paid him back lol

  • @JoaquinEchevarria-c9i
    @JoaquinEchevarria-c9i 2 місяці тому +1

    If theres such a thing as turning over in his grave. It would be Ralph at the thought of someone going thru his collectibles

  • @Cropp11
    @Cropp11 2 місяці тому +1

    Ive been looking for this... Good looking out boss

  • @chrisberry789
    @chrisberry789 2 місяці тому +3

    definitely an older crowd in the comments. Barely anybody commented on the video game lol.

    • @davidgv3527
      @davidgv3527 Місяць тому

      This is insanely low IQ. Nobody clicked on this video to watch it, 99% of people here are solely listening to the audio. Why would anyone care about someone playing 2k?

  • @ManuelRodriguez-mg8km
    @ManuelRodriguez-mg8km 20 днів тому

    Howard always misses it 😂

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 44 хвилини тому

    Ralph always saw Howard's other friends as competitors and constantly worked to undermine them. He really was a toxic friend who wasn't great for Howard's psyche.

  • @Deathlike.Silence
    @Deathlike.Silence Місяць тому

    Ralph’s doctor must have heard this

  • @ZafrodHasselfrau1999
    @ZafrodHasselfrau1999 Місяць тому +1

    Gaslighting 101 people, listen and learn from the master, I guess karma
    Caught up with him early coz he’s not here anymore.

  • @user-xb5jp5wl9m
    @user-xb5jp5wl9m Місяць тому

    Ralph stepped into this 1 and got utterly destroyed by Artie

  • @Lk-jc1998
    @Lk-jc1998 17 днів тому +1

    Ralph in hell rn because of this

  • @Triumph865
    @Triumph865 Місяць тому

    Ralph is/was the definition of "stingy".

  • @sskoog
    @sskoog 2 місяці тому +4

    Funny twist on this, given that Artie almost certainly stole $140K of Norm’s winnings.

    • @mikepan7964
      @mikepan7964 Місяць тому

      What’s the story on this? You mean the story where Norm never got paid by the bookie?

    • @Datboy2424
      @Datboy2424 Місяць тому

      Artie is literally the most generous person who was ever on the show.

  • @Julserabian
    @Julserabian 2 місяці тому +3

    Rip Ralphie

  • @Quint-g3w
    @Quint-g3w Місяць тому

    1:40:03 Ralph certainly is a "scumbag thief" but of course Artie had a motive. He was getting a lot of heat for constantly being high on heroin and was looking to shift the conversation elsewhere, so he brought up some 5 year old story about Ralph stealing tip money. He was a trapped rat looking for any kind of deflection.

  • @TexasBone
    @TexasBone Місяць тому +1

    I went flat broke in vegas on a saturday we were ther till sunday. I was trying to jump out of my window. Then i drank the fridge clean and my date had to pay for it all. But man roulette was fun. 16 red

  • @keithrosenthal4757
    @keithrosenthal4757 27 днів тому

    Ralph stole it . He was drunk so all that money go to himself. Hey, I can take 100 that will pay for more of my drinks or food in Vegas and he thought he wouldn’t get caught.

  • @deneilbaker
    @deneilbaker Місяць тому +1

    Maybe he turns into a thief when he’s fucked up. I’ve known people to take Xanax and turn into sloppy thieves and would’ve never done it otherwise

  • @XxByePolarxX
    @XxByePolarxX Місяць тому +1

    The Thief Vs The Junkie

  • @XYouVandal
    @XYouVandal Місяць тому

    Whats the story with Ralph stealing from a Hawaiian family.

  • @TexasBone
    @TexasBone Місяць тому

    Come on Knicks!!!

  • @Kristiansand808
    @Kristiansand808 Місяць тому +2

    Ralph argues like a lady

  • @thestrokes4789
    @thestrokes4789 13 днів тому

    I believe the drug addict over the thief.

  • @JuanLeche8
    @JuanLeche8 2 місяці тому +2

    Damn Wayne Siegel is annoying

  • @mjpsy7121
    @mjpsy7121 4 дні тому

    Sal had some great hilarious zingers on Ralph on the wrap up show here and ass kissing gary,who esses Ralph's dee even harder than he does Howard's for some reason, tells him to stfu he wants to hear Ralph talk and all Ralph was doing was stumbling over lies. Ralph drug Gary and his family through the mud since the day Gary started working for Howard and Gary has always always just gone so soft on him, even when Ralph is shitting on garys wife and kids, he treats him like a bee eye tea sea H that he kinda has a semi crush on and kinda shields her from anyone hurting her feelings. Like wtf is that? I know everyone tip toed around Ralph bc he is the boss's long term lover but still a lot of them would give him hell anyway but never Gary. Howard would never fire him if he lasted into Ralph and Gary knew that he wouldn't. I just dont understand that dynamic between Ralph and Gary.
    And btw this comment section had 143 comments as of writing this. Sorry for ducking it up lol

  • @LuciusIngemar-b1v
    @LuciusIngemar-b1v 2 місяці тому +1

    Rodriguez Robert Hall Joseph Walker Donald

    • @OttoByOgraffey
      @OttoByOgraffey 2 місяці тому +1

      Larry Moe Curly Simon Garfunkel Joel

  • @bobbowie9350
    @bobbowie9350 2 місяці тому +1

    This is auch a dumb bit. Ralph is a bad actor. Rip

  • @NothingOsaka
    @NothingOsaka 2 місяці тому

    Ralph is desd!

  • @fringestream990
    @fringestream990 2 місяці тому +1

    As many times as I've heard this I never believed Ralph, but now after this last time he might be correct. It would make no sense for him to do any of those things in those situations.

    • @flavioa2252
      @flavioa2252 2 місяці тому

      Congrats you got mind virused by one of the dumbest fucks on the planet.

  • @degengam2781
    @degengam2781 2 місяці тому +1

    Rip Ralph! We always loved you thanks for everything!

  • @barzy9725
    @barzy9725 2 місяці тому +1

    My bookie back in the day you paid on thursday get paid on friday. It is not whenever