Your Presentations are Deranged
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
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today i looked at some of your weird viewer presentations
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FUN FACT! In Chinese Myth, the god "Tu'er Shen" is a RABBIT DEITY who is the god of love & sex between gay men.
Rabbits as gay icons has been a thing since the Qing dynasty!
Me who has a rabbit fursona, and has just learned about this today
Us mo dao zu shi and the untamed fans are required to know this information because the AMOUNT of bunny symbolism in the story is-
@@_yelley_ MDZS FAN SPOTTED
@@theatresreyes2115 YAY!!!!!!
i got a pal who’s represented as a rabbit online and he gay as hell so this male rabbit characters being gay checks out
"Womp womp, your kid's dead."
- Kwite, 2023
GUYS IM MITCH!!! IM THE MITCH THAT MADE THE FNAF TIMELINE
Womp womp
WHOMP WHOMP 🗣🔥🔥🔥
Good job on fitting it inside 1 minute
Lmao I loved that
yooooooooo mitch!!
Presentation idea: the mental illness behind kwite's love for rotting corpses in fursuits
That is an excellent idea.
Because that's the only good kind of furry.
@@ahorseofcourse7283a necrophiliac?
@@ahorseofcourse7283 Erm what the sigma
Kwite's viewers are the perfect crossover between chaos and insanity, and its amazing.
Chinsanity
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
@@bob-pf7rsYoure a cwitchy watcher, arent you?
I have seen you many times on many channels, you are far around.
@@matthewboire6843 well the havent found mine yet
The girl summarizing fnaf finally made me get all of it in only one minute. womp womp
I made the Big Time Rush presentation and it’s an honor that y’all enjoyed it because it’s been conking around my head for years and that is neither a joke nor hyperbole ❤
I would like to learn more about how Big Time Rush (and presumably Iyaz) would rule the world. You have my attention.
loved it. next time show us the presentation on why youre a good boyfriend.
@@katelijnhovestad8382 Thank you! and I would honestly love to! but I haven't got a boyfriend... so I wouldn't be able to cite my sources ;-; that slide was,,,, for,,, m-my resume,,,,
@@katelijnhovestad8382!!
Loved the Lestat pic
10:28 Though the fattest mammal-like animal shown was probably not actually the fattest mammal-like animal, Emydorhynchus was a real genus of animals from the Permian Period that went extinct hundreds of millions of years ago. It was a stem-mammal, and was more closely related to us than to reptiles like snakes or the dinosaurs.
Hell yeah shadow the hedgehog
Hope he finds that damn FOURTH chaos emerald
Edit: skipped ahead for shadow. Thank you for doing the presentation for them Kwite. Also Maria was Gerald's granddaughter not daughter, the inaccuracies hurt my soul 😔/lh
Honestly, I was here for Shadow too. I love him so much and I agree that it's good except about Maria being Gerald's daughter.
Btw, all presentations are amazing!
this is so real
watching kwite interact with his chat via slideshows is just hilarious
It is certainly a day that exist when kwite posts
Certainly is
I'd have to agree.
Yup it’s for sure a dat
This is kwote, are you stupid?
I’m actually on time this time. Wow. I’m sure it’ll be another good one kwite. I’ll update this comment when I finish watching the video.
It was another good one, Kwite.
Lol pls do
16 more minutes… can’t wait for the update…
wippie update ^w^
updat :))))
Update please mommy
personally i like making the most silly presentations on google slides in school when im bored
brah I was a witness to my friend making the most DERANGED MOVIE with the animation thing on slides during study hall
I will never be the same
THE FNAF LORE ONE "oh his kid died, woomp woomp"
They forgot Jax in the gay male bunny presentation. His strut and step outward down the bedroom hall in The Amazing Digital Circus says it all
I know this is a year late but I'm the gay bunny presenter, I included him but for some reason he was cut out of this video 😭😭 It was so funny too because my "evidence" in the presentation was also along the lines of "i mean... just look at him" loll
Kwite watching a presentation about Pontiac firebirds gives me an amount of dopamine that no man could ever
Deranged and shitty presentations gotta be one of the most comical things that exist in this world. They're truly a gift to society
The fact he recognized boykisser is so funny
12:49 that's mine. So 2 things about that one. It was originally 3 minutes long. I had to cut out 1 min of fluff and speed it up 2x to get it under a min. Also kwite is blocking my webcam but I am also wearing an unus annus beanie and foxy ears
Funnily enough Venom actually does have a venomous bite. Hell his grandson Toxin also has that ability
I loved kwite's model just driving an invisible car in the bottom left for half of the fvideo.
Its so crazy that someone elses favourite car is also the Pontiac Firebird Trans am because yeah, it should be.
also watch Wayne, it enlightened me to the god of all cars, the Gold Pontiac Firebird (it is also amazing and my favourite show ever)
Ain't mine, but it's def on the top 10. Funnily enough, my fave is also Tails' car.
The Lotus Super 7, or Caterham if rebadged for the UK
I LOVE TRANS AMS I WAS HYPED
"if your ribs hurt while wearing a binder"
Then stop wearing it FOREVER
If your ribs hurt while doing ANYTHING
GO TO A HOSPITAL
Kwite, you NEED to play the Sam and Max games. They're so goofy and kinda insane, right up you're alley. Also, I know for sure that if you trigger a certain voiceline in the first game, you get the following interaction (refrencing the running gag from the canceled show that crosses over into the games and some comics [?] as well.)
Max: "Where are all the bodacious bigfoot babes?"
Sam: "Take it easy Max, you don't even like girls."
M: "I don't?"
THIS!!
The presentation about all male rabbit characters are gay is so true (also I have a male rabbit character who is gay and has a boyfriend so I'm just continuing to this fact)
I was not expecting to see Kwite gush about my boy Shadow. My respect for you grows!
THEY USED FUCKING SCOURGE IN THE SHADOW PRESENTATION THOSE *HEATHENS!*
i have to watch this now
14:26 I'm pretty sure Venom gained the name because of the fact that when it enters a host they usually die, which is why it is so hard to find one.
Seeing sam and max being mentioned just made my day
Kwite always manages to keep me in the mental hospital
One presentation in and Im already contemplating what Im doing here. Top tier 👏🏻
Once made a presentation about my history teachers lore where he was in love with matpat and stuff and we showed it to him in an elaborate attempt to make him watch Game Theory
Hello, european, can confirm you go live right when I can't afford to not sleep
One time I made a presentation called "reasons why I am mentally ill"
The first slide: fnaf
Second: osc
Third: the gay AgEnDa
Fourth: furries (i put Kwite here for obvious reasons)
Fifth: Minecraft
Was literally drawing my gay af bunny OC when that last presentation came on LMAO
Gay af bunny OC? Uh, yeah, what else would they be, straight?
Oh man, I wish I’d heard of this sooner so I could’ve subjected everyone to my insane knowledge of fanfiction history
I am a simple creature. I see Shadow the Hedgehog, I click.
you should absolutely do this kinda thing again. one of my favorite of the videos on this channel!
when i think of abe lincoln, i think of that quote from fight club where they like "skinny guys fight till they're burger"
I actually just took a drive with my dad in his Trans Am today so that Pontiac Firebirds presentation was perfect
Listen here... Stupid presentations are my LIFEBLOOD. I can always rely on videos of stupid presentations to lift me up. They're directly below Jonathan Frakes Saying/Doing Things compilations in my humor tier list, and that's saying something cause Jonathan Frakes is an infinite "make me laugh every time" glitch for me
Fun fact! I looked up the bit about gay rabbits and found out this: (As well as being one of the 12 animals of the lunar calendar, “rabbit” has often been a derogatory or slang term for homosexual people throughout Chinese history, but through cultural storytelling and efforts like those of Lu to elevate Tu'er Shen, it has become a significant symbol for the queer community in Taiwan.)
Witch I think is neat 🐇:3
“Child murder is, like, my hyperf- my current hyperfixation.” -Kwite, 2023
say what y’all want about pedro pascal being in those merge mansion ads, the fanfics that the girlies have been writing about tim rockford are absolutely top tier.
RAN AS FAST AS I COULD FOR SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
STAYING FOR THE WHOLE VID
Venom is called Venom because he's an analogy for substance dependancy.
As someone whose secretly been transformed into half bunny half man... Men can be hot... but I can't forget about women too. So I gotta split my priorities.
25:02 I agree already having watched samurai rabbit
Have I watched the VOD of this twice? Yes. Am I gonna watch this video too? Yes, most likely multiple times lmao
Some of these remind me of the presentations from spanish class earlier this year. Just pure chaos and arguements if you would be able to escape border patrol
11:01 She also needs to be a video essayer if you manage to do all that in a minute UA-cam IS CALLING FOR YOU
24:51 I'm an actual European Kwite fan, idk when you go live since most of my life is someone yelling at me or I'm online (or in school but I'm already f---ed up enough)
Oh no 😭 that was my presentation, but I’m glad you still at able to watch him ^_^ (which is why I put the ‘he posts them on ur’ part)
Wow this is a vary unique and original concept that has never been done especially not by a vary dangerous new York man
If he ever does this again I’m gonna make a presentation on how to make presentations because the graphic designer in me is crying
What do you mean Venom isn't venomous? Bite someone, and they die? Ask Kraven Venom's got that one down
17:23 more specifically a space colony, I wish I had known about these presentations
And Maria was Gerald's granddaughter making her eggmans cousin
We have a colony of those wild parakeets living in the park close to our home, but these are green instead of blue.
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG MENTIONED RAHHHH
Getting it out before Schlapp, very smart Kwite.
This is the earliest I have been on a kwite video, good lord
stop dont you dare put my hyper fixation in the goddamn thumbnail now i gotta watch it
REAL
I’m so glad we’re all having the same experience here lmao
"and presumably Iyaz" presentation went so hard though
i love that your vtube motel has green nail polish
Kwite’s little hands occasionally coming up I can’t 😭💚
until you said "binders and how to wear them" my ass thought you were refering to the books with the 3 rings cause books have a spine
tbh shadow the hedgehog is SUPER cool!!!! He eats raw coffee beans and lives tiramisu at night, among with the scent and look of lavender!!! The silly.
17:53 Erm, actually, Maria is his GRANDdaughter 🤓
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS.. I HAVE A 70+ SLIDE POWERPOINT PRESENTATION OF MALE CELEBRITIES AND FICTIONAL CHARACTERS MY FRIENDS AND I ARE OBSESSED WITH... IM SOOOOOO UPSET RN 😭
This is my favorite -jshlatt- I MEAN Kwite video
22:31 SHE NEEDS TO BECOME A VIDEO ESSAYER(?)
aah yes good stream times at 3am like mmmmh i love not sleeping to catch kwite streams
I skip sleep for kwite but not his for videos or streams,,,,, if u get what I mean
Mmmmm. For that last presentation on all rabbit characters being gay, i can name two danmei (gay fantasy book genre) characters represented by rabbits. Soooo- (Technically 3.)
I don't know anything about cars, but that Second Gen Firebird is PEAK car aesthetics.
i need a part two
15:22 definitely. As a kid, I watched some tales show, and it was like, kid had a pet snake, didn't enjoy having it, so flushed it down the toilet. Eventually, it came back and bit them while using the toilet
Combined with having seen frogs in the toilets a few times, that fear persists, but I've gotten better at not worrying
As a European that loves kwite I can confirm I disagree harshly that he has a schedule that lines up with when he finish school lol. I’ve adapted by just not sleeping until like 6 am to watch his stream. 🤭
19:22 I got so excited bc I thought that was a lorikeet and I love lorikeets bc I volunteer at the zoo and most the time I’m in the lorikeet area where visitors come in and hang out with the birds. Sadly it was simply a parakeet.
First presentation was mind blowing.
Currently working on a whole lore presentation for a video game I like, would've been a whole thing in this video
22:31 Talking to strangers on kik is SO real omg
GOD I COULD HAVE SENT IN MY SONIC BOOM PRESENTATION NOOOO
They put a blue poison dart frog as the title page for presentation about venomous creatures
lol “usagi is missing” 😭
when i saw the male bunny character thing the first thing i thought of was nimh from blush blush. i am cringe but i am free
the mobile game one is so fucking real
Person who made the Shadow presentation needs to go to prison, lock em' up.
kwite viewers are completely normal. this does not reveal kwites mental state.
the ponitac firebird presentation was literally just someones grandma who really likes pontiac firebirds
My voice is in a Kwite video. I can die happy.
i lowkey did not know kwite had music.(DGLT footprint is my fav lowkey)
17:56 erm actually ☝️🤓 it was his granddaughter
Just based of this title I am 100% sure i shouldn't be watching this in the family room
2:39 WHAT ABOUT THOMAS JEFFERSON? He was a shy man who could write HSHSHSHS
i almost shat myself whilst watching this video
The return of Anthony!
When I saw the firebird I was like “ITS TRACKS”
Can I show up and just talk about desert tortoises or something for the next one
i like birb
Another day of watching an eldritch horror being chronically online and suffering slowly🥰
HELP LIKE 50% OF MY CHARACTERS ARE MALE BUNNIES THEY'RE NOT ALL GAY I SWEAR